the force says it's aware of . the force says it's aware of media reports of a series of allegations and urged anyone who believes they've been a victim of sexual assault to get in touch. it comes as the bbc channel 4 and a production company behind shows hosted by brand , launched their own urgent brand, launched their own urgent reviews as a warning some people may find the following content distressing . distressing. >> he was like, sir, how many people have you had sex with.7 and i said, no one. i've never had sex with anyone . and he got had sex with anyone. and he got an erection straight away . and an erection straight away. and he was like, oh my god . he's he was like, oh my god. he's like, my baby, my baby. and pick me up and cradled me in his arms like a child and was stroking my hair. he's like, like hair. and he's like, you're like my dolly . russell engaged my little dolly. russell engaged in the behaviours of a groomer. looking back on it, i didn't even know what that was then or what that looked like . he would

what that looked like. he would try to drive a wedge between me and my parents. taught me to lie to them . to them. >> well, russell brand denies any criminality and insists that all of his relationships have been consensual. media lawyer jonathan code told us it's crucial that these allegations are examined . are examined. >> good reporting outfits like you must be allowed to make allegations as, say, some hard things . we only have to think things. we only have to think very far back. huw edwards, kevin spacey , both were the kevin spacey, both were the subject of huge media assaults and both , it turns out, are and both, it turns out, are innocent. so these are very, very difficult questions as to the protection of people's reputation on one hand. and the right of free speech on another i >> -- >> liz truss lam >> liz truss will urge the government to cut taxes and reduce spending on welfare in an upcoming speech. speaking at the institute for government, the

former pm will also call on rishi sunak to raise the retirement age and ditch some green commitments . the comments green commitments. the comments come just one year after her mini—budget. ms truss resigned last october after her tax cuts sparked an economic crisis . ice sparked an economic crisis. ice and sir keir starmer says he will seek a quote, much better brexit deal if labour wins the next election . the party leader next election. the party leader told the financial times he tried to negotiate a closer trading relationship with the european union. labour has ruled out rejoining the customs union or the single market. however, the trade and co—operation agreement negotiated under boris johnson , whose premiership will johnson, whose premiership will be up for review in 2025. this is gb news across the uk on television , in your car, on television, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news. time now for headliners is .

time now for headliners is. >> hello and welcome to headliners the show where comedians talk about tomorrow's top news stories , i'm joined by top news stories, i'm joined by the ross and rachel of gb news. it's lewis schaffer and paul cox. will they , won't they? cox. will they, won't they? spoiler alert, they won't. they have. >> oh, they have . >> oh, they have. >> oh, they have. >> oh, they have. >> oh, that's not a mental image. i was. i'm presuming you spent all day looking forward to working with each other. oh yeah. >> mean, yes. yeah >> i mean, yes. yeah >> i mean, yes. yeah >> i mean, yes. yeah >> i mean, i'm going to make a formal complaint about him in about years, but that he did about 15 years, but that he did that he demanded that he kissed me 50. you know what? i've reviewed the tape, and i don't remember that. you'll be doing that the home. nice that from the home. nice >> right? that from the home. nice >> let's ? that from the home. nice >> let's move on monday's >> let's move on to monday's front the daily mail front pages. the daily mail letby may have murdered three more babies is their headline in the guardian. unite launches red wall push for more radical labour policies. the financial times labour government would seek to rewrite brexit deals. starmer pledges the i. news says

an open secret. russell brand broadcasters face questions over failures. the telegraph bbc forces into urgent inquiry over brand and daily star britain on the lash and those were your front pages . we need to find out front pages. we need to find out more about this. first up, we go to the mirror. lewis what have they got? they have. what did tv chiefs about chiefs know? and it's about russell , who i who i know russell brand, who i who i know slightly or met. >> okay, slightly. and it says bbc and c4 to probe rape and assault scandal . bbc and c4 to probe rape and assault scandal. i don't bbc and c4 to probe rape and assault scandal . i don't know assault scandal. i don't know what to say about this. i was thinking i was thinking what would what what should i say? i was thinking what would russell brand say about any of us if a situation? what would he say about himself if it wasn't him that was accused of this? and i thought to myself , well, he thought to myself, well, he would say, keep your mouth shut to keep your job.

>> what would he say about himself if it wasn't him accused? if nothing? because then he'd be. >> no, not him. but what would he say? say what would he say ? he say? say what would he say? >> can someone get me a flipchart ? flipchart? >> because you know what do you know what? here's the problem. the problem is there's no way it's a horrible situation. there might be i can't even say there might be i can't even say there might be i can't even say there might be truth because the way things are, we believe we, the victims . victims. >> 5 can see the front >> you can you can see the front page. it exactly the way page. does it exactly the way that journalists have the that journalists have to. the headune headline is a question. the article answer any of article doesn't answer any of the questions. how the questions. that's how you get it. ask the get away with it. you ask the question say is question which is never say is wrong , which is wrong. and i wrong, which is wrong. and i want to say i don't know the answer at the moment. >> to say this >> and i want to say this because know the answer. because i do know the answer. i know what i know. know know this is what i know. i know this is owned this channel 4 is state owned media and bbc is state owned media and the bbc is state owned media and the bbc is state owned media is rupert media and the times is rupert murdoch. everybody who's murdoch. and everybody who's watched me on this show knows that whatever the story , you that whatever the story, you have to presume that the press, if you call the bbc, the press

and channel 4, the press, they're lying . they're lying. >> yeah, but isn't the problem with that, though, what you've done there is you've done the platform version of an ad hominem argument. so instead of engaging the is there engaging with the point is there something bosses need something do these bosses need to answer questions you've just gone. oh, it's on the bbc therefore just ignore it. therefore i just ignore it. you're just not playing the game rather than. >> no, they don't to answer >> no, they don't need to answer questions until until russell questions as until until russell brand has been found guilty and then they need to. right now, it's all speculation . it's some it's all speculation. it's some kind piece that was on the kind of piece that was on the you know , people have watched you know, people have watched that and they've come to differing opinions and so what i'm saying is, no, they don't need to answer any questions until you know what. and who cares if they answer any questions? they don't. they don't deserve to be in business. the state should not own mehmet ad hominem. >> again, let's get back to the point. by there people point. and by there were people who've now they're who've made claims. now they're anonymous victims, they you anonymous victims, but they you were them were effectively calling them liars as well saying, i it's liars as well by saying, i it's on the bbc, therefore it can't

be true. therefore, you're implying everything these people have said is false. >> i am am saying is, is >> i am what i am saying is, is not that i am saying what would you say about it if it weren't you, but it also was you? if i said this, this is what i would say. is what i would say. say. this is what i would say. i would say that . i'm in i am in. would say that. i'm in i am in. so far over my head in this in this show. i think i am i am i am a failed minor comedian from another country. and i'm like suddenly involved in this thing, which is so important to so many people. and you are probing me for the truth. >> just annoyed because i had £20 on a sweepstake that you'd talk about sugars by now and you've and so somehow you've not done. and so somehow you've not done. and so somehow you get into this. you didn't get into this. >> want to something? >> you want to know something? i work guy. the guy is work with the guy. the guy is a vegan he vegan and he seemed very and he seemed very stressed out. and he's a vegan for a very he's been a vegan for a very long time. >> back to the story. it's >> full back to the story. it's about are questions about do we are there questions that media organisations that the media organisations some of which are the people who broke are channel

broke this, are like channel 4 put on and then were put dispatches on and then were like, oh, it's us? >> really interesting >> yeah, it's really interesting from perspective live from that perspective live that he darling . he was the darling. >> he was darling of channel 4. >> let's 4.- >> let's not 4. >> let's not forget he was the darling the guardian . darling of the guardian. >> he pin up boy. >> he was the pin up boy. >> he was the pin up boy. >> and you know, arguably >> it's and you know, arguably the bbc, he was the darling for them as well. >> so it's very difficult for them. but it's a very difficult watch all round . watch all round. >> the thing i took away from the documentary myself was a couple of things that i found very interesting, actually. >> i think the way that they edhed >> i think the way that they edited and produced the documentary , she portrayed women documentary, she portrayed women in in a sort of weak and helpless way without any autonomy. and if they were put in front attractive man, in front of an attractive man, they , you know, they lost all they, you know, they lost all will. and don't believe that. will. and i don't believe that. i don't believe that of these will. and i don't believe that. i don't ll lieve that of these will. and i don't believe that. i don't ll hope that of these will. and i don't believe that. i don't ll hope allt of these will. and i don't believe that. i don't ll hope all off these will. and i don't believe that. i don't ll hope all of thezse will. and i don't believe that. i don't ll hope all of the people women. i hope all of the people involved i hope i involved in this. well, i hope i wish them well. >> i say there needs to >> should i say there needs to be a full police investigation on. >> right. let's move on to the telegraph. have they got more for us, paul? >> uh, well, the telegraph are talking about the nhs. >> creates hundreds of

>> the nhs creates hundreds of woke jobs despite crackdowns. so this is the nhs are planning to spend millions, they say in the telegraph creating woke diversity and inclusion jobs. and i always find this particularly fascinating. of course , as on our channel and course, as on our channel and from from people in general in the general public, this is an easy reason to kick the nhs. the nhs is on its knees. they don't have money anyway. there are huge problems with the nhs and the last thing we really want to hearis the last thing we really want to hear is they're going to spend money on like this because money on jobs like this because most us don't where the most of us don't see where the value in that. the reason value is in that. the reason i say that is because i do understand that there is a need say that is because i do un be stand that there is a need say that is because i do unbe ablei that there is a need say that is because i do unbe able t0|at there is a need say that is because i do unbe able to be there is a need say that is because i do unbe able to be educated need say that is because i do un be able to be educated to ed say that is because i do unbe able to be educated to at to be able to be educated to a point that you can understand cultural differences some cultural differences in some patients. end of the patients. but at the end of the day, triage nurse is day, when a triage nurse is looking at a of patients looking at a group of patients with a&e , they not basing with a&e, they are not basing their decision on their skin colour, sexual city, their colour, their sexual city, their religion, the demographic , religion, the demographic, cultural issues. they are basing it purely on what they see in front of them, which is ill people and i think that's where the money to go. people and i think that's where

the stevey to go. people and i think that's where the stevey i to go. people and i think that's where the stevey i mean, just to >> steve yeah. i mean, just to play >> steve yeah. i mean, just to play advocate, kate, play devil's advocate, kate, you just triage where just focussed on triage where obviously all about panic obviously it's all about panic and blood everywhere, obviously it's all about panic and what blood everywhere, obviously it's all about panic andwhat blocthingsywhere, obviously it's all about panic and what blocthings to 1ere, obviously it's all about panic and what blocthings to do 3, but what about things to do with oxygen ? last year but what about things to do with oxygewas ? last year but what about things to do with oxygewas a ? last year but what about things to do with oxygewas a minor last year but what about things to do with oxygewas a minor scandalaar but what about things to do with oxygewas a minor scandal about there was a minor scandal about there was a minor scandal about the fact that the things that measure how oxygenated your blood for white skin. blood are work for white skin. right? that's where the right? and that's where the research stopped. they're not research stopped. so they're not really good for it. so maybe there's some spend there's some reason to spend money. making money. but louis is making a good isn't it? we know good point, isn't it? we know they any money and they don't have any money and wouldn't love money to wouldn't we love that money to make list shorter? make the waiting list shorter? >> would . the >> of course we would. the problem that all problem is, is that we all could act the waiting list act to make the waiting list shorter healthy. and shorter by being healthy. and that eating no carbs that involves eating no carbs and all diet with lots and an all meat diet with lots of eggs. so i mean, whenever i see a story like this, you feel for the nhs. the nhs is meaning well, not. they're well, but they're not. they're not doing what's necessary to cure for the people. we can cure selves. the nation should cure ourselves . the nhs should help ourselves. the nhs should help us. but they're not helping. >> no, i think you're right. eggs meat will eggs and all meat diet will definitely you having that definitely stop you having that car crash. about the car crash. what about the guardian, what have they car crash. what about the guaforan, what have they car crash. what about the guafor us? what have they got for us? >> guardian unite launches

>> the guardian unite launches us red wall push for more radical labour policies . and radical labour policies. and this is in the guardian and i read the article, believe it or not. i know it's hard to believe, but and basically it it said that the so unite who gives to money the labour party. so the labour party is their boys is basically it makes it seem like they're fighting for more left wing, a left wing agenda . left wing, a left wing agenda. whereas keir starmer seems to be focusing on just getting elected. he's all pedal to the metal. we've got to get elected, whatever it takes, even if it means going along with brexit, even if whatever it means we've got to get elected. and so the article makes it seem like they're hey, be they're saying, hey, let's be more left in these policies more left left in these policies . but the policy that that the unite is wants is for more oil drilling in the north sea. did you read that as well? yeah. which yeah . which is quite isn't which yeah. which is quite isn't quite left. yeah. so i'm a bit confused and paul this is actually money that they were saying they instead of spending

it with labour they're trying to spend it directly to try and raise some backing to these causes. cduses. >> causes. >> yeah, of course. >> yeah, of course. >> and is going to be >> and is this going to be a fascinating years coming fascinating 4 or 5 years coming up? we're going see up? because we're going to see once infighting of the once again the infighting of the labour there's more labour party. there's more factions within the labour party than any other party than there is in any other party because very, very because there are very, very broad church. they talk about the wall here, i the red wall here, which i always fascinating. red always find fascinating. the red wall really is working class britain, of people that britain, the type of people that are union members, type of are union members, the type of people union, people that rely on the union, they're social list. they're fiscally social list. they're not culturally socialist. so if you if you were to speak to these people, they'd probably and i hate to do this stereotype, they probably voted brexit. they probably their concerns, the their concerns are for financially are that they don't earn so much . they're on don't earn so much. they're on the lower end of the demographic and the that they are and the reason that they are fiscally social socialists is that they want that they want some wealth that's out some of that wealth that's out there when it there shared around. but when it comes like cultural comes to things like cultural and everyday policies, they're much more conservative than most conservatives are these days

because they don't understand, you know, they would like to see immigration curtailed in some way they way because they see it impacting them . they would impacting on them. they would like to see, well , impacting on them. they would like to see, well, i'm just trying to think without getting myself in hot water here, it's going to say already, starting with understand. with they don't understand. >> a big no. yeah, we >> it was a big no no. yeah, we understand. i'm from. >> understand. i'm >> no, i don't understand. i'm from i consider myself from the red i don't red wall. right? i don't live geographically wall, geographically in the red wall, but consider from it. but i consider myself from it. >> at this. we need >> let's look at this. we need some after all that to >> let's look at this. we need son daily after all that to >> let's look at this. we need son daily starzter all that to >> let's look at this. we need son daily star .ar all that to >> let's look at this. we need son daily star. paul, that to >> let's look at this. we need son daily star. paul, what 0 >> let's look at this. we need sondaily star . paul, what have the daily star. paul, what have they got? the daily star. paul, what have the yeah, fascinating. on the daily star. paul, what have the lash. fascinating. on the daily star. paul, what have the lash. so cinating. on the daily star. paul, what have the lash. so why:ing. on the daily star. paul, what have the lash. so why does on the daily star. paul, what have the lash. so why does it on the daily star. paul, what have the lash. so why does it always rain on us? the star ask and hurricane lee is on its way to batter britain with 60 mile an hour winds. basically autumn is on the way . that's what's on the way. that's what's happening here. hurricane lee , happening here. hurricane lee, by the way, the vast majority of lee's i have met were on the council of state or grew on. council of state or grew up on. so going be pretty dangerous. >> we've got ahead. that's it for part one. who would have thought some weather? for part one. who would have thotstill some weather? for part one. who would have thotstill come some weather? for part one. who would have thotstill come ,ome weather? for part one. who would have thotstill come , we'llveather? for part one. who would have thotstill come , we'll haveer? but still to come, we'll have a go the eu. have a go at go at the eu. we'll have a go at china young people. is china and young people. that is

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radio. >> welcome back to headliners. >> welcome back to headliners. >> i'm steven alan. help tonight by comedians lou schaffer and paul cox who fun fact first met on tinder . the guardian, paul on tinder. the guardian, paul from well it's just we just got to jump straight to the next one. it's a story about attracting young people. i don't do the full actual intro i was going to do. we'll all get sued. this is more of a political one. >> it is very much senior tories warn offer warn if we can't offer politicians win over politicians policies to win over young, sunk. so they're young, we are sunk. so they're sunk. steve is what i would say because it's, you know , the because it's, you know, the whole point of this, the whole point of this in the point of this article in the guardian suggests that they can't tories can't rely on can't the tories can't rely on people more people becoming more conservative as they grow older. i probably can. and i think they probably can. and the i say that is because the reason i say that is because i've met any i've met very i've never met any i've met very few people that were young conservatives growing up, and the i meet were

odd. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and, you know, and there's good reason for that. why would you be conservative when you're an idealistic young person? the last you want to be is last thing you want to be is your concern . conservative. when your concern. conservative. when you're a 15 or 16 year old joining the world, you want the whole share nice whole world to share and be nice to another. you realise to one another. then you realise that's never going happen that's never going to happen and you to on all the you want to hold to on all the money got. money that you've got. >> i mean, say that >> louis i mean, they say that they're but i mean, paul they're sunk, but i mean, paul makes point. young people makes a good point. young people , not only they tend to lean , not only do they tend to lean left, tend to left, they also tend to not vote. to vote. and old people tend to vote. and old people tend to vote. strategy that's vote. it's a strategy that's always worked. >> and if you're going >> and it's also if you're going to the under 30, same to offer the under 30, the same policies that labour has, what's the another policies that labour has, what's the and another policies that labour has, what's the and that's another policies that labour has, what's the and that's what:her policies that labour has, what's the and that's what this guy, party? and that's what this guy, this, this, this tom tugendhat , this, this, this tom tugendhat, he was the same. he's like the minister of something and he's the same guy who was letting in the same guy who was letting in the chinese communist. suppose deadly spy guy into the house. into the house of parliament. there's that old story , paul. there's that old story, paul. there's that old story, paul. the old joke is to be young and a conservative lviv is to have

no heart but to be to be old and left out is to have no brain . do left out is to have no brain. do you know that? do you know that there's an actual. >> first time i heard it, it wasn't quite delivered like that. it delivered with someone. you you someone. you someone. you it better. >> you make you make it better. steve, mr no, i don't steve, you're mr no, i don't think want to. think i want to. >> quite enjoyed that. but. >> i quite enjoyed that. but. >> i quite enjoyed that. but. >> was basically >> but. but was i basically right thing? >> and you. yes. no, the >> and if you. yes. no, the point think paul made point is it's i think paul made the realism the point. it's realism hits you, you you, doesn't it? slaps you across you tend to across the face and you tend to get more right wing get get more right wing as you get older. just. it's linked get more right wing as you get older. hair. ;t. it's linked get more right wing as you get older. hair. no it's linked get more right wing as you get older. hair. no one t's linked get more right wing as you get older. hair. no one really> can i can i just put a line under is that the under this? is that when the tories talking doing tories start talking about doing labour policies , they have no labour policies, they have no place being in business. and that's why there to be a that's why there needs to be a split the tory party to get split in the tory party to get rid of those people onto rid of all of those people onto the times. >> paul and if you don't like the eu but you also don't like illegal immigration or hard to pick a side in this fight, crikey yeah, this this is crikey yeah, this is, this is the minister, the italian prime minister, giorgio . giorgio meloni. >> illegal immigration surge puts future of eu at stake. she

makes a really good point here. i mean the italian the future of the european union is at stake, she says , unless it can stop she says, unless it can stop a huge surge in uncontrolled migration across the mediterranean, the italian prime minister said, now we think we have it bad on the english channel. and, you know, it's not ideal channel. and, you know, it's not ideal, but what they what they suffered last week, i think the island was lampedusa and island was called lampedusa and they basically had an influx of 8500 illegal immigrants come across on boats to an island that's idyllic. holiday island . that's idyllic. holiday island. populated by 6000 people. so there was sort of one and a half times 150% of the population entered the island illegally via the boats. and she's making a point which i think most people on either side of the argument can agree with it. it's not sustainable. what are we supposed to do? where do we start to stop this? and i think eventually italy, you have to negotiate out some pretty draconian things alongside and perhaps safe passages . however,

perhaps safe passages. however, you're going to have to stop it at some point, whether it's the labour party, the conservative party people on the left or right, they're all going to have to do same thing. and that right, they're all going to have to some same thing. and that right, they're all going to have to some pretty; thing. and that right, they're all going to have to some pretty strong and that right, they're all going to have to some pretty strong measures is some pretty strong measures to process down. to slow this process down. >> louis is it linked to carbohydrates? yes in a way. >> in a way. the more carbs that people eat, the more mental they become and the less and the more weak they become. so they're not able this of able to fight off this kind of thing. what's being proposed is a maloney wants the eu to a is maloney wants the eu to accelerate giving ,785 million to tunisia to stop that. basically, we're paying tunisia to keep the people there. it's like instead of paying people to be like, you know, let's say they're captives and we're buying them out of captivity, we're paying to money keep them in sort of captivity. so paul is people have to fight . i don't people have to fight. i don't know. they're not fighting for their country . their country. >> the eu is meant to be able to redistrict it, isn't it, so that not one, just one country, one

border the problem border country has the problem of with those kind of of dealing with those kind of numbers . the of dealing with those kind of numbers. the eu of dealing with those kind of numbers . the eu doesn't numbers. the eu doesn't play ball itself in terms of ball with itself in terms of distributing people around, but why have to why should they have to distribute that people should? >> shouldn't they >> they shouldn't be they shouldn't be allowed into the country though. when you >> ideal though. but when you are situation are faced with a situation that's also that's not ideal, let's also remember , you know, for remember, you know, just for context, legal context, there is legal immigration in in sense that immigration in in the sense that , you know, there are people fleeing conditions us fleeing certain conditions us and agree globally that they and we agree globally that they should be able to do so . should be able to do so. >> so this the problem >> so this isn't the problem that facing. there's that we're facing. there's kind of economic immigration now of this economic immigration now where are going, okay, where people are going, okay, this is what we want to do. this is where we want to go. >> be allowed we'll be >> and we'll be allowed we'll be allowed lewis, take us >> the telegraph. lewis, take us to there. you don't to a walk there. if you don't like health like the world health organisation but you don't like china, it's hard a side china, it's hard to pick a side in this fight. >> yes , it's it's hard >> yes, it's hard to. it's hard for me even this because >> yes, it's hard to. it's hard for mepressedi this because >> yes, it's hard to. it's hard for mepressed to this because >> yes, it's hard to. it's hard for mepressed to allow s because >> yes, it's hard to. it's hard for mepressed to allow new:ause >> yes, it's hard to. it's hard for mepressed to allow new covid china pressed to allow new covid origin probe and this is coming from the world health organisation , which thought organisation, which i thought was back pocket of was in like the back pocket of china. wrong then? china. were you wrong then? i don't you know what? the lines are changing. the guy who's

proposing it this tedros , he's proposing it this tedros, he's the head of whatever the world tedros. i can't pronounce his name . gabreski bridges. or name. gabreski bridges. or whatever you know this, steve? >> i don't know it. yeah i mean, what are you waiting for? steve to save you. >> i know because he knows i push myself to try. push myself to not try. >> he always steve >> he always thinks. steve always hyper always thinks he's always hyper prepared. hyper. prepared. he's. and he is hyper. >> he's there, don't you? >>i you? >> i don't him. you? >> i don't like him. i don't like him because he does not know. he's like the like him because he does not know. two he's like the like him because he does not know. two shoeshe's like the like him because he does not know. two shoes teachers the like him because he does not know. two shoes teacher who's goody two shoes teacher who's like, oh, aren't they better than everybody story than everybody else? story then. anyway, is that this anyway, the fact is that this guy who's the head of the world health last week admitted that he hadn't been vaccinated himself and he was pushing the vaccine you can't believe vaccine. so you can't believe anything personally . he anything personally. he personally implies that personally this implies that covid might not have been a thing. so this story is about actually finding out more information about its source . information about its source. >> that's the story rather than the other stories we're bringing to it. paul, think this to it. paul, do you think this is good this in the is a good is this a step in the right direction? we flogging a dead horse find out? right direction? we flogging a dea i'll)rse find out? right direction? we flogging a

dea i'll tell find out? right direction? we flogging a dea i'll tell you find out? right direction? we flogging a dea i'll tell you whatind out? right direction? we flogging a dea i'll tell you whatirthink.’ no, i'll tell you what i think. >> the who of all people >> i think the who of all people amongst these global organised >> i think the who of all people amongsshould global organised >> i think the who of all people amongs should be>bal organised >> i think the who of all people amongs should be transparent. d nations should be transparent. there's no reason why they shouldn't. should shouldn't. and they should welcome shouldn't. and they should welc�*not be interested in the they not be interested in the probe? over this? probe? is my question over this? because could help understand because it could help understand a bunch of things pushing because it could help understand a probe unch of things pushing because it could help understand a probe .nch of things pushing the probe. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> now, who is pushing their you misreading i? china misreading it? am i? yeah. china is pressed the who is pressing china according to this article. >> oh sorry i see the who and china is exactly the same people i >> -- >> well they used to be in the west of him earlier. yes. >> where's red meat? but my >> where's my red meat? but my point again. okay, let's. let's transpose. they transpose. who for china. they should be welcoming anyway. why wouldn't my wouldn't they welcome it? my point same. wouldn't they welcome it? my poiiyeah. same. wouldn't they welcome it? my poiiyeah. and same. wouldn't they welcome it? my poiiyeah. and just same. wouldn't they welcome it? my poiiyeah. and just san reasons of >> yeah. and just for reasons of balance and also this sentence covid was a thing i think i have to say that every single time you're on, because you've got a tattoo that says covid is not a thing. the times next and this is a spy that i don't think james bond would seduce . james bond would seduce. >> paul no, that's a good point . well, i don't know. a 2023 james bond may well be forced to seduce this type of spy security

fears. a chinese spy, in inverted commas, spent 18 months inverted commas, spent 18 months in comments. now regular followers of this show and the news will know this has been going on for a couple of weeks now. british parliamentary researcher arrested suspicion now. british parliamentary resspyingr arrested suspicion now. british parliamentary resspying forrested suspicion now. british parliamentary resspying for china suspicion now. british parliamentary resspying for china was;uspicion now. british parliamentary resspying for china was able:ion now. british parliamentary resspying for china was able tor of spying for china was able to access of westminster access the palace of westminster for up to 18 months without any security vetting . and i always security vetting. and i always and this is because he knew certain people within the tory party, which which whatever party, which which for whatever reason make seem to reason seemed to make seem to allow him to bypass the system. this because in this fascinates me because in the pve this fascinates me because in the i've had a real job and the past i've had a real job and i was once for many, many years a security cleared and in security cleared jobs. and this is no this is no this is no process that's without its figoun process that's without its rigour. it's extreme , rigorous. rigour. it's extreme, rigorous. so the fact that you should be the fact that this guy was able just to wander around the palace of westminster freely accessing the sort of things that you would have been able to pass on to absolutely bamboozles to china. absolutely bamboozles me, can't understand how it me, i can't understand how it could possibly happen. do you

think it's a little bit of posh boy goes posh and all boy goes to posh school and all of all go, oh no, of a sudden we all go, oh no, let's let through. let's let them through. >> louis you're an outsider. so you won't our you won't, you won't feel our natural to just go. natural affinity to just go. yes, to posh people. yes, sir. to posh people. >> believe it. >> yeah. no, i can believe it. and who was bringing him and the guy who was bringing him in daily without in on a daily basis without getting that tom getting him a pass was that tom tugendhat? who's the security minister? who's the guy who's proposing basically communist left wing proposals ? dslrs so left wing proposals? dslrs so he's, he's, he's , i'm not saying he's, he's, he's, i'm not saying he's, he's, he's, i'm not saying he's in bed with i don't know what the story whether it's true or not, but this guy who's the security minister is involved with, a chinese supposedly a chinese spy while advocating extremely left wing proposals. what's the left wing proposal he's advocating? he was advocating what was the what was the thing and the thing in the thing. hold on a second. hold on, hold on. he was advocating the tories can't win unless they advocate to young people is. >> no, it was about it was about net zero and it was about it was about all the other things he says they didn't used to be left

wing. they were a blue green tory. cameron proposal, tory. david cameron proposal, whatever . whatever. >> and he's and that's why he has no place in now because legally now have to say covid is has no place in now because lething now have to say covid is has no place in now because lething now tomi to say covid is has no place in now because lething now tom tugendhat id is has no place in now because lething now tom tugendhat is is has no place in now because lething now tom tugendhat is not a thing and tom tugendhat is not in with that spy. in bed with that spy. >> well, that's it. >> well, that's it. >> well, that's it. >> well, he did. he let guy >> well, he did. he let the guy in. let guy in just to in. he let the guy in just to make there's beds make sure there's no beds involved get with it. involved and get away with it. >> apologise. >> all right. i apologise. >> all right. i apologise. >> mean it that way. >> i didn't mean it that way. >> i didn't mean it that way. >> i didn't mean it that way. >> i used it for two, but >> i used it for part two, but coming they're coming for coming up, they're coming for birds. for women. coming up, they're coming for birdrscottish for women. coming up, they're coming for birdrscottish people. for women. coming up, they're coming for birdrscottish people. for we nen. coming up, they're coming for birdrs

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radio. well come back to headliners then. >> straight into the guardian. paul >> straight into the guardian. paul, scotland may have found a way to reduce their life expectancy even further. >> good point. majority of scottish voters support assisted dying bill. poll reports. of course they do . they live in course they do. they live in scotland under the snp . so i'd scotland under the snp. so i'd want to die if i was in scotland right now. however it's all about the devil's in the detail about the devil's in the detail about this sort of stuff. assisted dying. it didn't come around just because people want to die earlier it came about because people, you know, modern medicines got us to a point that we can diagnose now when people are going die and we're

are going to die and we're terminal illnesses that we can tell not going to be tell them it's not going to be particularly tell them it's not going to be particlperhaps it's good idea. know, perhaps it's a good idea. perhaps it's very personal perhaps it's a very personal choice and situation, choice. and in that situation, you to take yourself off you want to take yourself off somewhere, you to a somewhere, you want to have a little bit of a party with your friends want to say friends and you want to say goodbye. gets is goodbye. where it gets tricky is like in canada, like it has done in canada, where are who have where there are people who have had couple sad and had a couple of sad days and then for advice and then they go for advice and they're have you they're told, have you considered option considered this as an option which yourself off which is topping yourself off and ifs which is topping yourself off and it's not good . and that's when it's not good. you know, so i think i think the reason that so many people and there were 651 people polled, i can understand , i'd imagine if can understand, i'd imagine if we were all told we were going to die sometime soon, as some terrible we'd for to die sometime soon, as some tewaye we'd for to die sometime soon, as some teway out we'd for to die sometime soon, as some teway out as we'd for to die sometime soon, as some teway out as well, 'd for to die sometime soon, as some teway out as well, maybe for to die sometime soon, as some teway out as well, maybe t0' to die sometime soon, as some teway out as well, maybe to try a way out as well, maybe to try and so i can and avoid it. so i can understand why they voted for it. details it. but the devil, the details in devil . in the devil. >> email today telling me who in the devil. >> ionail today telling me who in the devil. >> ionail t> ionail t> ionail t> ionail t> ionail t

that you are not pressured. so that out the that kind of takes out the canadian worry. >> now, of all, the devil >> now, first of all, the devil isn't in the detail. is the isn't in the detail. this is the devil. you don't kill people. this is this is part of that big war war between team world that wants us dead and team britain or team usa, which wants us to thrive . there's an old joke, an thrive. there's an old joke, an old jewish joke where a guy goes to a doctor and the doctor says to a doctor and the doctor says to him, says, sir, i'm sorry to tell you you've got a terminal illness . you've got six months illness. you've got six months to would mind if i ask to live. would you mind if i ask you you do? what are you what you would do? what are you what you would do? what are you on doing you planning on doing in the last months life ? last six months of your life? and the jewish says, i'm and the jewish guy says, i'm going to go to another doctor and another opinion. that's and get another opinion. that's that's if we look at it, because these stories are really easy to think about killing other people i >> -- >> but do you think about yourself if you were in a situation where you thought you had years of suffering, would you want to have the right to do something about it when physically not able to? >> would to? >> the way that the >> i would vote the way that the majority in majority of people have done in this. know, if there this. i would you know, if there is, suffer if you have is, why suffer if you don't have to know is some

to? if, you know there is some terrible diseases out there that can we we've all been you know, we've all been subject to it through grandparents and parents and things. i'm thinking of things like dementia or something where you just i mean, dementia is not a good idea. actually. you a rich actually. you have a rich because somebody because the idea of somebody going to make decision on your point. >> i anything i should >> i said anything i should point did say why suffer point out you did say why suffer needlessly cut needlessly just as they cut to your twitter which your twitter address, which i think guardian. think was great. the guardian. lewis breaking news, the lewis and breaking news, the royal society for the protection of can tweet , can tweet, of birds can tweet, can tweet, tweet . tweet. >> the charity's campaign has. basically wheels are coming off basically basically the royal society for the protection of birds accused ministers of being liars for not doing things to help the environment. whatever and those ministers happen to be tories tories says, tories. and the tories says, hey, wait second, giving hey, wait a second, we're giving these we're these people a break. we're not making them pay taxes. they shouldn't be allowed to attack us or any or any member of government . and so they said to

government. and so they said to the charity commission , you are the charity commission, you are not allowed to . you got to do not allowed to. you got to do something. and the charity commission said, no, you can. they said to the royal, you can say whatever you want to about our you agree it or not? >> i on one hand said, i don't believe in taxes number one. and number two, i don't believe in tax breaks for any kind of businesses like this. but do you agree with the charity being able to say things that might upset politicians ? the answer is upset politicians? the answer is yes. if you're going to give if you're going to give an organisation a discount, you should they should be allowed to sayat should they should be allowed to say at this should they should be allowed to sayat this rate, some of the >> at this rate, some of the things you qualify things you say you could qualify for status , then for charitable status, then you'd tax breaks . you'd agree with tax breaks. paul you'd agree with tax breaks. paul, you'll take on this. well of course i'm a free speech advocate . advocate. >> i don't want to see any control speech. i think the control on speech. i think the best way for us all make best way for us to all make informed decisions is to hear what got to say. what everybody's got to say. and who about upsetting who cares about upsetting politicians? in fact, i would start a charity that deliberately upsets politicians. why wouldn't you want to upset politicians? because you don't

understand this, paul. >> because. because the team world all these people who world of all these people who are taking their money and are like taking their money and giving to these charities giving it to these charities just up the government, just to mess up the government, and that's what's bad. i mean, the there's and the problem is there's more and more mean, face more people. i mean, let's face it, conservatives very it, conservatives are not very generous the left generous people. but the left are willing to spend billions to the society to screw the the bird society to screw the tories. so we should not allow them to do that. >> you think that the >> so do you think that the people are giving money to the royal society for the protection of birds to attack the tories ? of birds to attack the tories? yes. okay. i think that might not necessarily be true. there's some balance . sure that's some balance. i'm sure that's not true . let's move not necessarily true. let's move on to the express. paul and it's happened some website has happened again. some website has changed women to all bodies. changed all women to all bodies. so now we have to say all bodies will one day break your heart, your. youn >> yeah. before i get into >> yeah. look, before i get into that, me just let me just that, let me just let me just give the synopsis what that, let me just let me just giveexpresszsynopsis what that, let me just let me just giveexpressisynopsis what that, let me just let me just giveexpress is saying. what that, let me just let me just giveexpress is saying here.�*|at that, let me just let me just giveexpress is saying here. it's the express is saying here. it's a woke website. censors writer. sorry. again . woke sorry. let me start again. woke website censors writer for saying that females have periods so a writer who goes by the name

of millie hill is outraged because her articles were adapted to take out the reference to female in a piece about periods on the website she was writing about. always sanitary products and obviously always is owned by procter gamble. so we'll let lewis talk about that in a minute. but we need to park. we need to park this trans debate just for a moment in order for us moment because in order for us to have a debate about anything, you've something to you've got to have something to base everybody base line from. so everybody there has to be a line. and there has to be a base line. and in has to be in this case, it has to be biological truth so that all biological truth so that we all agree now, not agree on. now, i know not everybody agrees but if it's everybody agrees on, but if it's scientifically that women scientifically proven that women menstruate , then at least we can menstruate, then at least we can start from that. and we can add to that. we can add the nuance to that. we can add the nuance to that. we can add the nuance to that. we can say, this happens, this the debating baseline. >> look, again, to the >> look, again, just to be the devil's advocate here against you , get your twitter thing up. you, get your twitter thing up. what they've said isn't untrue. it's just not what you it's just not the most accurate way of defining it. because if they say all bodies , well, i guess they all bodies, well, i guess they are menstruate. are bodies that also menstruate. there's more eloquent way

there's a far more eloquent way of it, which is all of saying it, which is all women. you're not. i mean, women. but you're not. i mean, you're claiming that they're saying what saying something untrue. what they're doing is just going crazy, they're doing is just going crazsorry , lewis, i know it's >> sorry, lewis, i know it's your turn now, but i'd like your turn now, but what i'd like to say women have fought to say is women have fought feminists particular. feminists in particular. >> answer can you address that point, though? your point? >> i am actually saying the >> i am actually saying that the truth it's a very good point, truth is it's a very good point, steve, and understand what steve, and i understand what you're the truth you're saying it, but the truth is only women that is that it is only women that menstruate you have to be menstruate and you have to be born biological woman to be born a biological woman to be able now you can able to menstruate. now you can transition a woman at transition to become a woman at some point. a lot of people believe that. at believe that. however, at no point transition to menstruate. >> well, yeah , that's all checks >> well, yeah, that's all checks out. procter and gamble lewis do they make sugar? >> i mean they're evil. they're evil, come out evil, basically. they come out of i've never been of cincinnati. i've never been there, those there, but there's one of those cities in i just it cities in america i just it scares me. it was it was very scares me. it was it was a very religious procter and religious town. procter and gamble, . i mean, it was gamble, gamble. i mean, it was on mississippi river . yeah on the mississippi river. yeah i don't know what to think about. i know to what think about it. it's ridiculous. the whole thing is ridiculous. everybody is watching it's watching this. they know it's ridiculous. the end of the

ridiculous. it's the end of the world. it's part of this global war the team world that war between the team world that wants to deny, that wants to destroy the family bond, that wants to stop people from having children, that wants to murder people . well, okay. people. well, okay. >> how is team uk and team usa not within team world? maybe my geography is not what it was. >> well, no, because what's the evil empire has taken over britain and has taken over america in a lot of places and it needs and we and we british people need to need to fight back at some point. >> they do build a death star. the daily mail lewis and brevity is racist. now surely if anything, it's sexist . anything, it's sexist. >> but this is this is harvard's woke student newspaper, which is called the crimson, because that's the colour of harvard is crimson . and it claims that crimson. and it claims that lemony that limiting applications to 200 words penalise the students from marginalised backgrounds ends. i didn't realise you only had to write to back in the day you had to write like thousands of word

essays. >> they call it an essay at 200 words, a 200 words, just a retweet or something. >> and so. so they're so what they're saying is they want they want there to be lots of words that people when they apply because here's the essence of it. it's not really listed in this essence it is this thing. the essence of it is they're ask they're not allowed to ask people. they're not allowed to choose people based on their . choose people based on their. race creed, religion . an so what race creed, religion. an so what they're hoping is that if you give someone thousands of words to write, they'll they'll put in there that, by the way , i'm a there that, by the way, i'm a wheelchair bound african american , an trans woman who has american, an trans woman who has a list, fewer than 200 words. >> you can still say that i get the feeling if you were to write, your first 200 words would just i can't say would just be, i can't say i should say but i can't should say it, but i can't say it. i'm going say it. and it. i'm not going to say it. and oh, out words. oh, you've run out of words. you never get anything across. paul would reckon? mean, would you reckon? i mean, a bit of little of nonsense this, a little bit of nonsense. >> it's always amazing, isn't it, inadvertently it, how they inadvertently become the most racist and bigoted so bigoted trying to avoid being so . so the language they use is

like, marginalise these backgrounds and non—traditional backgrounds and non—traditional backgrounds . and i'd never heard backgrounds. and i'd never heard until trauma dumping. until today trauma dumping. i understand what it means understand exactly what it means as soon as i read it, which is what lewis was talking about. but course, this is about but of course, this is about avoiding this is about making things anonymized . things anonymous, anonymized. and also at the same and but but also at the same time quotas, which time trying to hit quotas, which we exist . so if you're we all know exist. so if you're going if , by we all know exist. so if you're going if, by the we all know exist. so if you're going if , by the way, going to if, by the way, everybody did these did these 200 word essays and they accidentally allowed 200 word essays and they accidepeople allowed 200 word essays and they accidepeople into allowed 200 word essays and they accidepeople into the allowed 200 word essays and they accidepeople into the university white people into the university because they smashed it into 100 words. that would be a problem for the university. >> i can say. i actually thought trauma something trauma dumping was something very. that's it for part three coming up in the next section, fake online reviews may get illegal, so i'll have to quickly write one for lewis's calendar dunng write one for lewis's calendar during the break.

welcome back to headliners to the daily mail. lewis should it be illegal to be fake online? i

don't mean your twitter account where you're called tiffany oh it campaign . it campaign. >> it's called for the posting of fake reviews online to be made a criminal offence and should should you be allowed to make what is review? what make what is a fake review? what does that mean? don't know does that mean? i don't know what but this woman what it means, but this woman who had god bless her who has had a farm god bless her for farm. a ranch , whatever the for farm. a ranch, whatever the a goats do, the ransom. she a farm goats do, the ransom. she got a lot of criticism because she's supposedly killing animals and this vegan wiltshire person said, hey, wait a second. we got to we got to pile in and the countryside alliance is asking that the online safety bill which is evil from what i know , which is evil from what i know, from what i've heard andrew doyle talk about , they were doyle talk about, they were hoping that it could be addressed through the digital markets and competition and consumers bill. and so the answer to that question is let people how can you stop it? but i mean, the pylons are a bit nasty . nasty. >> and i think the problem here

is that we are online reviews means we're listening to the opinions people online. opinions of people online. always a bit risky. >> paul can be, i mean, >> paul it can be, yeah. i mean, i disagree comedy i disagree because my comedy club chain epic comedy.co.uk has got 1.7 million five star reviews. steve so i don't think we should that cost well, i spent several evenings doing that myself, so i don't disagree. i do disagree. there are no such thing as you know, it's got three and some suspicious comments. what is the name from absolute losers like steve says, people on the internet are weird. what is the name it? name of it? >> we're not going to do it >> no, we're not going to do it again think it's again because i think it's unfair, epic comedy the daily mail. paul what happen to >> paul and what will happen to your internet history after your death hold death deleted? but it may hold clues as to why you've got that orange mouth . orange in your mouth. >> sorry , steve. i'm just really >> sorry, steve. i'm just really tickled me . i don't know why. tickled me. i don't know why. perhaps that's the way i think i'm going to go. >> material. >> material. >> the company that erases you onune >> the company that erases you online when you desire, you online when you desire, when you die. it says it's bizarre, die. so it says it's bizarre, this site replaces your this bizarre site replaces your questionable browsing history with a clean slate after your

death . now, i don't know why death. now, i don't know why we've got to wait till we're dead.i we've got to wait till we're dead. i mean, this is a fantastic service. why can't they?i fantastic service. why can't they? i could probably just do with once just. with this once a month. just. just safety check of my just a quick safety check of my browsing. mean , some the browsing. i mean, some of the things suggests are kind things that it suggests are kind of you know, of dodgy. are you know, searching for pub quiz answers , searching for pub quiz answers, which a quiz master which my dad being a quiz master , would absolutely agree with. but think that's dodgy but i don't think that's dodgy and a glance at x—rated and taking a glance at x—rated content. i'm not sure that anyone just takes a glance. there's if anything i find it improves the pub quiz . improves the pub quiz. >> yeah. just gets me to that picture round. >> i that. i find that like >> i find that. i find that like it's, scary because it's, it's a bit scary because it's, it's a bit scary because it it after 14 days and it deletes it after 14 days and see, i'm not worried because my because my internet browser is just lewis shaffer is yeah . just lewis shaffer is yeah. >> just constantly googling yourself lewis schaffer is okay let's go to the telegraph lewis and what wines baby boomers up is it everything? >> well why am i giving this story? because i'm i guess i'm a baby right? you? baby boomer, right? are you? you're not a baby boomer generation actual baby generation x? i'm an actual baby boomer. not to going say

boomer. i'm not to going say what i was born in 1957. i look amazing. because what i was born in 1957. i look ameon g. because what i was born in 1957. i look ameon g. meat because what i was born in 1957. i look ameon g. meat diet. because what i was born in 1957. i look ameon g. meat diet. itzcause what i was born in 1957. i look ameon g. meat diet. it sayse i'm on an all meat diet. it says it says, according to boom radio, station aimed at those radio, a station aimed at those born between 1946 and 1964 is it says that old people are irritated by everything. every possible thing, automated help lines , censoring songs , lines, censoring songs, basically parking via smartphone . basically, they are the gb news news audience. grumpy miserable people , our favourites. >> so paul is a generation x. you read this list of these these baby boomers . does it seem these baby boomers. does it seem totally different to upset? >> no. and as we discussed just before we came on air, it's very depressing because i absolutely agree with everything written in this article . you know, i'm a this article. you know, i'm a generation x, which of course, as steve will agree, is the best generation. these things are generation. and these things are annoying , you know, cashless annoying, you know, cashless parking can be annoying. banning lyrics in records is annoying . lyrics in records is annoying. just leave it alone, you know?

help lines, all annoying. really annoying. >> you need your own spin off podcast . just you listing things podcast. just you listing things that you find annoying to the daily mail. paul and what's this? musicians are poor. who'd have thought? would have thought? who would have thunk ? thunk it? >> a quarter of musicians. just a quarter not enough to a quarter do not earn enough to support themselves and their families. almost half make families. and almost half make less than £14,000 a year. so interest i mean, by the way, i should say at this point, this doesn't just apply to musicians , it does in this article. but i would i would count all comedians within this well. comedians within this as well. but says the but interestingly, it says the average making all average for those making all their money music is 33,500 their money from music is 33,500 pounds a year, which i think would still be considered and is £3,000 a year less than the average salary and about £8,000 less than the average salary . if less than the average salary. if you've got a degree education, but it's £30,000 a year and that's the average for musicians. >> the average include like adele and ed sheeran. if it does weighing it, then that's incredible because there must be

people on £0.70 a year. >> because if you imagine the average, because they're on £30 million a year, it's a good point though, steve. and it's the same within comedy. those that are comedy circuit that are on the comedy circuit will know they earn vastly less than those that on the than those that are on the telly. but this is. sorry. telly. yeah, but this is. sorry. yes >> such a non—story because who calls themselves a musician ? calls themselves a musician? anybody can call themselves a musician. of course you want to be a musician. you make be called a musician. you make $1 as a musician, know, $1 as a musician, you know, lewis am lewis schaffer is a comedian. am i comedian on you know, the i a comedian on you know, the last time you googled it? >> just i want to >> yeah. let's just i want to get your take on this. the guardian, lewis. and is it safe to tap water in the to drink the tap water in the uk? answer won't uk? and the answer won't surprisenot safe to drink any >> it's not safe to drink any water anywhere unless it comes from a stream in a mountain that's totally clear. water. >> is that what says ? >> is that what it says? >> is that what it says? >> it doesn't that. i don't >> it doesn't say that. i don't care what what it says in the article. telling that article. i'm telling you that people dehydrated . it is. >> it is.- >> it is. >> it is. >> it is. it >> it is. it doesn't >> it is. it doesn't have magnesium anymore. it's completely the magnesium rising rather than dehydrating. it's got all sorts of stuff in it

that just leeches the water proof positive when you wash your hands, too much or you spend too much time in the bath, your skin rots away. water is bad for you if you're on if you're on an all meat diet uncooked, you do not need. oh, my god. this is the worst show i've ever done. i want to apologise that i now have to say covid is a thing. >> tom tugendhat is not in bed with water doesn't with anyone, and water doesn't dehydrate what? you can google >> you know what? you can google it if people out there can. google is water dehydrating. you it if people out there can. googfind; water dehydrating. you it if people out there can. googfind people dehydrating. you it if people out there can. googfind people who drating. you it if people out there can. googfind people who saying. you it if people out there can. googfind people who say that(ou it if people out there can. googfind people who say that itj will find people who say that it is. >> paul, hu— >> paul, do you drink? >> paul, do you drink? >> and it usually hydrates >> i do, and it usually hydrates me . this is very much a first me. this is very much a first world problem, steve. it's ridiculous. is it? you imagine if in a famine stricken if you're in a famine stricken country and accidentally country and you accidentally happen upon this story, you'll be like taps in a house and you'll complaining. this is not something to complain about. >> people never drank. >> people never drank. >> drank like two >> they never drank like two litres wrap bad litres of water to wrap this bad boy up. >> i'm afraid the show is nearly boy up. >> i' let'said the show is nearly boy up. >> i' let's take1e show is nearly boy up. >> i' let's take1e show look arly boy up. >> i' let's take1e show look aty over. let's take another look at our front pages. the our monday's front pages. the daily goes with letby may

daily mail goes with letby may have murdered three more babies. the guardian unite launches red wall, push for more radical labour policies on the front page of the financial times. labour government would seek to rewrite brexit deal, starmer pledges. i knew , says open pledges. i knew, says open secret russell brand . secret russell brand. broadcasters face questions over failures. the telegraph bbc forced into urgent inquiry over brand daily star says is britain on the lash? and those were your front pages. that's all we've got time for. thanks to my guests. lewis schaffer and paul cox. we're back tomorrow at 11 with simon evans josh howie and frances you were frances foster. and if you were watching at stay tuned for watching at five. stay tuned for the breakfast show on the way next. but till then, have a good one.the next. but till then, have a good one. the temperatures rising, boxt solar. >> proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> hello there. good evening. i'm jonathan vautrey with your gb news weather forecast provided by the met office. hope you are able to enjoy the weekend. although the rather damp end for many of us is

setting us up for to what's come dunng setting us up for to what's come during new working week. during the new working week. even the end of sunday, even into the end of sunday, some heavy thunderstorms possible across parts of southeast . torrential southeast england. torrential downpours. just take care downpours. so you just take care if travelling there if you are travelling there overnight. the rain if you are travelling there over be ht. the rain if you are travelling there overbe turning the rain if you are travelling there overbe turning more the rain if you are travelling there overbe turning more persistent will be turning more persistent and heavy as well for western scotland. north—west scotland. parts of north—west england. all the england. underneath all the cloud , for many it cloud around, for many of us, it will be warm . will be rather warm. temperatures holding up around 12 to 17 c. so a very mild start to monday morning. and this band of rain in the west will gradually push its way over towards the east, scooping up some the thunderstorms as some of the thunderstorms as well, out into well, clearing them off out into the sea. rain will most the north sea. rain will be most persistent of north persistent for parts of north east scotland, behind that, east scotland, but behind that, there brighter there will be some brighter intervals still intervals developing still with a of sharp a scattering of rather sharp showers to watch out for, though, temperatures . ranging though, temperatures. ranging between 14 and 21 c as we head into the middle parts of the week. another area of low pressure is hot on its heels and wanting to move in. so wanting to move its way in. so blustery winds developing for a good chunk wales , england and good chunk of wales, england and northern gales northern ireland. coastal gales in places. and it will be bringing band rain

bringing this band of rain initially northern initially across northern ireland tuesday. but ireland at dawn on tuesday. but increasingly spreading its way eastwards, northwest eastwards, generally northwest england, wales the brunt england, wales seeing the brunt of the rainfall south and of the rainfall far south and far north, perhaps seeing some dner far north, perhaps seeing some drier intervals in places, but still some of that still catching some of that rainfall. further showers as we head throughout wednesday, thursday and friday as by thursday and friday as well. by the temperatures rising, boxt solar the proud sponsors of weather on .

this. >> well, here's what's leading the news this morning. the metropolitan police calls for potential victims to come forward after a channel 4 documentary accuses the comedian and actor russell brand of sexual crimes. he denies the

allegations . allegations. >> snrs midst this litany of astonishing , rather baroque astonishing, rather baroque attacks are some very serious allegations that i absolutely refute it. so sir keir starmer says he will try to rewrite britain's brexit deal if labour wins the next election. >> olivia utley with the latest i >> -- >> keir starmer has finally come out and said it. he wants to renegotiate britain's relationship with the eu . but is relationship with the eu. but is the eu interested in renegotiating ? when and how will renegotiating? when and how will the electorate take it? plus plus our nation of dog lovers has work to do as the rspca releases figures showing one dog is abused every hour of every day in britain and we'll be bringing you the latest weather updates. >> jonathan vautrey on duty with folks and unsettled autumnal week of weather to come for many of us. >> join me later for all the details and you'll be waking up to so much surface water today after the storms last night and

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