getting it braverman. but is she getting it right? i two guests who right? i have two guests who definitely think othennise. we are on night are starting on friday night with massive row on with a massive row on immigration, i imagine immigration, which i imagine will similar to what will be very similar to what takes place home takes place in your home a little later on. also little bit later on. also tonight, and my fantastic tonight, me and my fantastic panel will be entering the spin room good stories turn bad room where good stories turn bad and ones turn good. we will and bad ones turn good. we will be delving round your parts. that's the part of show that's the part of the show where through some fun where we run through some fun stories from around this wonderful nation. the best of local news and of course, we will finish with the missing words quiz where we show the panel some newspaper headlines with yep, you guessed it, one word missing. and it's the long awaited return of dog of the week. no, not really. don't worry. that's that's next week . worry. that's that's next week. this should be a lot of fun . so this should be a lot of fun. so first, let's get your headlines. yep. with aaron armstrong . yep. with aaron armstrong. >> very good evening to you . it >> very good evening to you. it is a minute past eight. i'm aaron armstrong in the gb newsroom. we start with some

breaking news. the libyan coast guard been of guard has been accused of deliberately ramming and sinking a migrant boat in the mediterranean, leaving dozens of people in the water and some of them are still missing. >> mayday, mayday, mayday , >> mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, relay, mayday, relay , mayday, relay, mayday, relay, mayday, relay, mayday, relay, mayday, relay. people in the water now. >> gb news has received this dramatic footage of the incident. it's been taken by the sea—watch ngo off the coast of benghazi . that's in western benghazi. that's in western libya . the video shows this libya. the video shows this large inflatable migrant boat begin to sink. the libyan large inflatable migrant boat begin to sink . the libyan coast begin to sink. the libyan coast guard vessel is nearby, along with a rigid inflatable . and as with a rigid inflatable. and as the sea—watch helicopter continues to film, you can see dozens of people in the water there using tire inner tubes as life jackets . this quote from life jackets. this quote from sea—watch spokesperson , the unit sea—watch spokesperson, the unit of the so—called libyan coast guard rammed and caused the sinking of a dinghy overloaded with at least 50 people. some of them were certainly captured and deported to libya. the survivors cannot be found. so a very grave incident taking place there off the coast of western libya . the

the coast of western libya. the boat, one of multiple vessels which left the coast of north africa earlier today, bound for the italian islands . and we'll the italian islands. and we'll have more on that as soon as we get it here at gb news. now, a 14 year old girl and a coach driver have died after a school bus overturned on the m 53 on the wirral pupils were on their way to coley grange and west kirby grammar schools. this morning. the bus was carrying 54 people. it collided with a car and struck a central reservation between huyton and bebington . between huyton and bebington. ten children were taken to hospital . two of them have hospital. two of them have serious injuries . mark thomas, serious injuries. mark thomas, area manager of merseyside fire and rescue service, told us that investigations remain under way. >> firefighters worked with emergency services colleagues at scene to stabilise the vehicle. we ensured the student was safe and we assisted casualties exiting the bus, working jointly with our police and ambulance colleagues. shortly after we were able to assist the

casualties onto a second coach to receive care away from the scene . our operations are scene. our operations are currently scaling down and currently scaling down and currently we stay at the scene in attendance to preserve the scene with merseyside police , a scene with merseyside police, a 17 year old boy charged with the murder of a 15 year old girl has been remanded in custody after appearing in court. >> elianne andam was stabbed to death in croydon on wednesday while she was on her way to school. the teenager, who cannot be legal reasons, has be named for legal reasons, has also been charged with possessing . a man has possessing a knife. a man has reportedly been arrested in the united states over the murder of the rapper tupac shakur. it happened back in 1996. the 25 year old was killed in a drive by shooting in las vegas. that's 27 years ago. well, dwayne kofi dee davis was detained earlier today, an indictment with the exact charges is expected later . davis has long been known to investigators , as he has investigators, as he has previously admitted in

interviews , he was in the interviews, he was in the cadillac when the shots were fired . and rail passengers are fired. and rail passengers are facing facing a week of travel chaos because of strikes and other forms of industrial action. aslef members began a ban on overtime today that will last for eight days until next friday, ahead of a strike at 16. train companies tomorrow and on wednesday , bookending the tory wednesday, bookending the tory party conference in manchester. the union says tomorrow's walkout will force operators to cancel all services. mick whelan, aslef's general secretary , says his members secretary, says his members haven't had a pay rise for four years. the rail delivery group and the government say there remains a fair and reasonable offer on the table . this is gb offer on the table. this is gb news. we'll have more on all of our stories as we go through the evening. i'll be back in an hours evening. i'll be back in an hour's time. and now it's over to . patrick well , this is all to. patrick well, this is all rather unexpected, isn't it? >> but welcome back to the programme. i'm patrick christys with you until 9 pm. tonight

andits with you until 9 pm. tonight and it's been a very heavy week for a variety of different reasons. but look, it's friday night, so we are going to start with old fashioned row with a good old fashioned row and we're going have and then we're going to have some fun some shameless, some fun with some shameless, light segments. okay light hearted segments. okay let's get going. home secretary suella braverman the suella braverman hit the headunes suella braverman hit the headlines week with her headlines this week with her speech on migration in washington. home secretary washington. the home secretary thinks the international asylum system a complete system needs a complete overhaul. here's a little bit of it. >> any attempt to reform the refugee convention will see you smeared as anti refugee. similar epithets are hurled at anyone who suggests reform of the echr or its court in strasbourg . i or its court in strasbourg. i reject the notion that a country cannot be expected to respect human rights if it is not signed up to an international human rights organisation. okay >> well, i think that the home secretary may well have a point not just on that, but on a variety of different reasons, on a huge amount of what she said. but i know two people who feel completely differently. we've got human lawyer shoaib

got human rights lawyer shoaib khan and michael walker, contributing editor at novara media. good evening , gentlemen. media. good evening, gentlemen. thank very for thank you very, very much for joining me. now, look, shoaib , joining me. now, look, shoaib, has you got a point we need to change the definition of what a refugee so that lawyers like refugee is so that lawyers like you can't keep coining it in with spurious claims. you can't keep coining it in witiyou urious claims. you can't keep coining it in witiyou know claims. you can't keep coining it in witiyou know ,:laims. you can't keep coining it in witiyou know , iaims. you can't keep coining it in witiyou know , i mean i mean, >> you know, i mean i mean, i don't think we need to you know, it's been decades, 70 years. we've had it. it's working well . where isn't working well is . where it isn't working well is because governments don't know how work well. but how to make it work well. but even the home secretary's even from the home secretary's point not really point of view, i'm not really sure she's saying . sure what she's saying. initially, it all about initially, it was all about the definition wrong. to definition is wrong. we have to rip the refugee convention rip up the refugee convention and half of the you know, and then half of the you know, the half of speech is the second half of the speech is all lefty loony liberal all about lefty loony liberal judges who interpret too judges who interpret it too broadly . so what does she want? broadly. so what does she want? is she actually saying there's a problem the convention or problem with the convention or is it the judges? and then she yes, she literally saying yes, she literally is saying that exactly what she's that that's exactly what she's saying . that that's exactly what she's say show it's good to see >> show him. it's good to see that you've been paying attention. michael, i'll throw it to now, look, one it over to you. now, look, one of other bits that she said

of the other bits that she said that caused amount that caused a huge amount of controversy was about members allegedly of the lgb plus community who may well end up being order to being making that up in order to get asylum . how on earth could get asylum. how on earth could we prove somebody was gay? we prove if somebody was gay? >> i'll get on to that in >> yeah, i'll get on to that in one moment. first of all, i did just want to mention i know this is different for you being here on a friday night. it's also different for me because i always look up who i'm going to be normally some be on with. it's normally some right wing crackpot. i discovered i was be on discovered i was going to be on with a human rights lawyer. i'm like, what the hell is going on? >> i think it's more balanced than this, isn't it. than newsnight. this, isn't it. you've heebie jeebies than newsnight. this, isn't it. you'vofcom heebiejeebies than newsnight. this, isn't it. you'vofcom today. bie jeebies from ofcom today. >> talk about that claim. >> let's talk about that claim. so migrants, mean, we so lgbt migrants, i mean, we talked about this earlier in the week. in fact, i think this whole a distraction. whole thing is a distraction. and that is and the reason i say that is because the number of people who mentioned were lgbt when it mentioned they were lgbt when it came asylum claims last year came to asylum claims last year was so if what was 1.5% of them. so if what suella braverman cares about is reducing the number asylum reducing the number of asylum seekers coming to the uk now, i don't want to that, but if don't want to do that, but if that's what she wants to do, then this has nothing to do with

that. what this seems that. soto me, what this seems like an attention grabbing like is an attention grabbing stunt try raise fears. stunt to try and raise fears. one about lgbt people lying about their sexuality, and two, about their sexuality, and two, about idea. about their sexuality, and two, abo but idea. about their sexuality, and two, abo but the dea. about their sexuality, and two, abo but the point the point is, >> but the point the point is, michael, is whilst michael, is yeah, whilst it might be a small number, michael, we can't actually prove it can as gary lineker it can we as gary lineker evidence with a rather bizarre tweet earth would tweet saying how on earth would you somebody's gay? and you prove if somebody's gay? and that fair, the point that is to be fair, the point that is to be fair, the point that making, isn't it? that she's making, isn't it? >> well, i think the problem there so when people apply there is so when people apply for this for refugee status in this country issues, you country for lgbt issues, you don't come say, don't just come and say, i'm 937- don't just come and say, i'm gay. often has happened is gay. often what has happened is that has suffered that person has suffered persecution that country. so that person has suffered persoftenwn that country. so that person has suffered persoften be that country. so that person has suffered persoften be thatt country. so that person has suffered pers often be that the untry. so that person has suffered pers often be that the person 0 it'll often be that the person has been as lgbt and there has been outed as lgbt and there has been outed as lgbt and there has been outed as lgbt and there has been some sort of campaign against them. so there often will be evidence. and will be lots of evidence. and i think know, we normally think we you know, we normally accept can accept that it's you can evidence having a long term relationship. know, you relationship. you know, you don't putting cameras don't want to be putting cameras in but i in people's bedrooms. but i think that we have think the idea that we have to remove lgbt issues from from asylum is just having everything back to front. >> okay. shoaib, multiculturalism has failed. discuss >> don't i mean, again, discuss >mean, don't i mean, again, discuss >mean, likeon't i mean, again, discuss >mean, like lotsi mean, again, discuss >mean, like lots oflean, again, discuss >mean, like lots of peoplejain, discuss >mean, like lots of people have i mean, like lots of people have

discussed. is discussed. i mean, in a way, is it the success of multicultural ism? have people like her ism? we have people like her leading in fact, you leading or is it, in fact, you know, do we have. that's a good point. >> that's a good point. that's a good point. >> failure. >> failure. >> let me let me ask this show. show to interrupt you show sorry to interrupt you immediately, if you raise a immediately, but if you raise a really good point, which is why i'm right, got huge i'm doing it right, she got huge amount pushback on this amount of pushback on this and a lot of that actually was from people who also ethnic people who are also ethnic minorities kind of minorities for saying kind of really that they think that she should a certain way should think a certain way really. and i wondered, really. and i just wondered, i wonder thought about wonder what you thought about that. do you think that's fair? is she the definition of a successful multicultural individual to, individual who has managed to, you family has come to you know, her family has come to britain done rather or britain and done rather well or or not. >> that's the point. i mean, >> so that's the point. i mean, you problem taking you know, if her problem taking her premise, her on her premise, multiculturalism has failed, her on her premise, multiwyoulralism has failed, her on her premise, multiwyoulralismjust failed, her on her premise, multiwyoulralismjust look d, her on her premise, multiwyoulralismjust look around then, you know, just look around then, you know, just look around the cabinet. is she saying that's a failure? is she saying that's a failure? is she saying that's failure system, that's a failure of our system, that's a failure of our system, that have risen that people like her have risen to so that's just a to the top? so that's just a question i she needs to question i think she needs to answer. but because i don't believe i think, know, believe i think, you know, diversity needs to be valued. immigrants huge immigrants make a huge contribution uk that contribution to the uk that

needs be valued. so no, needs to be valued. and so no, of course, multiculturalism hasn't secondly, of course, multiculturalism hasn' if secondly, of course, multiculturalism hasn' if there secondly, of course, multiculturalism hasn'if there are secondly, of course, multiculturalism hasn'if there are problems, even if there are problems, that's we don't allow that's because we don't allow them integrate, know , them to integrate, you know, also speech, she said, you also in a speech, she said, you know, people coming know, all these people coming here, then they benefits. here, then they claim benefits. well, claim well, of course they do claim benefits. they're not allowed to work. why asylum seekers work. why are asylum seekers not allowed know allowed to work? well, you know , in detention centres, you put them just we have them in hotels just we have spoken before show. >> have we spoken before >> we have we have spoken before show. you know, you didn't show. and, you know, you didn't even me, to be even make the point to me, to be fair, that even if somebody broke into your house and you found there found them sitting there at about 4:00 in the morning, you might police, but you might call the police, but you wouldn't necessarily even want that you are that person detained. so you are possibly most liberal person possibly the most liberal person that i have ever come across. i think i think that's think because i think that's quite that's quite rare quite a that's quite a rare thing. michael. i'm going ask thing. michael. i'm going to ask you, that multicultural you, is it that multicultural ism allowed to work? ism hasn't been allowed to work? we allowed to we haven't allowed people to integrate reality that integrate or is the reality that integrate or is the reality that in certain communities they just won't integrate now ? won't integrate now? >> i mean, i think this discussion has sort of come out of nowhere now. i i came of nowhere now. i mean, i came from very multicultural part from a very multicultural part of north—east and my of north—east london, and my school diverse,

school was incredibly diverse, sort black people, third sort of black people, third south asian, then a third white people didn't really realise racism until i was about racism existed until i was about 18 everyone got along so 18 because everyone got along so well. it seems to me that well. and it seems to me that this is really people trying to make where there make problems where there aren't. now maybe some aren't. now maybe there are some problems integration in problems with integration in parts country, parts of the country, but the reason i think ethnicity of reason i think the ethnicity of suella sometimes suella braverman is sometimes brought is not to say that if brought up is not to say that if you of a certain ethnic you are of a certain ethnic minority background, have to minority background, you have to have i think have certain opinions. i think what are saying is it's what people are saying is it's suella braverman has just as many be against many rights to be against multicultural ism as anyone else in country. but the in the country. but the fact that so many people that we do have so many people from in the from ethnic minorities in the cabinet does suggest that integration going integration is actually going quite often quite well. and what you often get response people get in response is people saying, oh, yes, but this is this is because suella braverman saying, oh, yes, but this is th integrateuse suella braverman saying, oh, yes, but this is th integrate into suella braverman saying, oh, yes, but this is th integrate into british iraverman is integrate into british society. i saw a really society. now, i saw a really good response from a journalist sort saying, yes, that's good response from a journalist sort but|ying, yes, that's good response from a journalist sort but my], yes, that's good response from a journalist sort but my granddadt's good response from a journalist sort but my granddad wasn't true. but my granddad wasn't when over, he when my granddad came over, he spoke he didn't speak spoke yiddish. he didn't speak any not any english. he was not integrated at all but me. now i'm a times columnist, right? so the idea that there are some new immigrant community where

someone doesn't english, someone doesn't speak english, fine. and fine. they're kids. will and their kids integrated their kids will be integrated and be a similar and it will be a similar multicultural environment from where was brilliant. >> show what suella braverman said was that the ovennhelming majority of who come to majority of people who come to britain illegally never end up paying britain illegally never end up paying back in tax. what they've taken from the state under the illegal migration bill. pretty much anybody who comes across the channel will be classed as an illegal migrant. therefore, none of them will actually end up being a net benefit very few of them will end up being a net benefit to britain. is that not true? >> of course that's not true. and that's, you know, literally every piece of research carried out proved opposite. so, every piece of research carried omean proved opposite. so, every piece of research carried omean ,)roved opposite. so, every piece of research carried omean , that's opposite. so, every piece of research carried omean , that's the opposite. so, every piece of research carried omean , that's the thingiite. so, every piece of research carried omean , that's the thing about, i mean, that's the thing about this speech. obviously we knew it was going to be rhetoric. obviously, you obviously, we know it's you know, her leadership know, mainly her her leadership campaign . but the point is, even campaign. but the point is, even the that , know, the the facts that, you know, the few and statistics that few facts and statistics that were they're really were there that they're really not facts or by not borne out by the facts or by the research . every piece the research. every single piece of carried quotes of research carried out quotes some economic benefits or shows that immigrants are a net.

>> all right. okay, fine. quote, sir, just give me go on. give me the name of a bit of research. >> oh, well, the. you said almost every i mean, and that's the point because they're the whole point because they're not necessarily over not necessarily reason over decades, researcher decades, every single researcher said immigrants are said that immigrants are economically a net benefit to this country. >> you're mixing it up there, though, aren't you. from from immigrants to migrants. immigrants to illegal migrants. but both you, thank you very but both of you, thank you very much. can can i genuinely much. can can i can i genuinely thank you for being the top. thank you for being at the top. i tell distressed, i can tell you're distressed, michael, got michael, but we've got we've got other shows go on. so we're other shows that go on. so we're out time. out of time. out of time. we're out of time. all right. take care. take care, guys. have a good friday night. all i'll in all right. i'll see you in a bit. thank you very much. that is khan, course, is shoaib khan, of course, immigration lawyer, rights immigration lawyer, human rights lawyer, should say, and lawyer, i should say, and michael from novara michael walker from novara media. to media. now it's time for you to meet brilliant panel this meet my brilliant panel this evening. broadcaster evening. we've got broadcaster charlie lamdin. he's here on political lin is political commentator lin mei is on her way. isn't here on her way. so isn't here yet. remarkable doubt we'll be remarkable but no doubt we'll be getting lot of stick getting rather a lot of stick when she does late. when she does rock up late. train strikes probably kicking in early. at least that's in a day early. at least that's her story. she's sticking to

her story. and she's sticking to it. also well, budget it. but also as well, the budget for of show only goes for this type of show only goes so so it's a good so far. and so it's a good evening to aidan magee aiden. aiden what do you make of the home secretary speech? do you think she's got a point? we are too rabid, rabid wingers on too rabid, rabid left wingers on there think that, hey, it there who think that, hey, it was all rubbish everything's was all rubbish and everything's fine 780 million people on their way world. no problem. >> well, i do think they made some points, actually. >> stuff that i hadn't really necessarily considered. >> culturalism >> i do think multi culturalism works certain parts with works in certain parts with certain communities coming from certain regions of the world. and business all over the and i do business all over the all over the country and i see it working in working it working in action, working well. see it working less well. i see it working less effectively. even effectively. but listen, even if she's point, it it's tough she's got a point, it it's tough talk. she's going pulled talk. she's going to be pulled back line by a very back into line by a very centrist conservative government. that's a conservative, a very centrist cabinet around her. tough cabinet around her. it's tough talk none talk ahead of an election. none of promises will of what she promises will happen. i can guarantee you that. >> yeah. i mean, i worry not so much about the numbers. i mean, she rattled off a huge amount of numbers. was talking about numbers. she was talking about how to need 213,000 how we're going to need 213,000 new places, 5 new school places, 1 in 5

children born now are born to foreign she mentioned children born now are born to fore housing she mentioned children born now are born to fore housing crisis. he mentioned children born now are born to fore housing crisis. she|entioned children born now are born to forehousing crisis. she didioned children born now are born to forehousing crisis. she did alsoi the housing crisis. she did also mention democratic argument, mention the democratic argument, by she said that by the way, that she said that 72% of european union citizens wanted european to wanted the european union to have more control over its external said 50% external borders. she said 50% of americans thought that what was going on at the southern border quote, an invasion. border was, quote, an invasion. she trying to the she was trying to make the international picture there, but i'll just bring you in now and just what do you think just ask you, what do you think about the cultural of about about the cultural side of it, charlie? there aside from about about the cultural side of it, (numbers, there aside from about about the cultural side of it, (numbers, you'e aside from about about the cultural side of it, (numbers, you know,e from about about the cultural side of it, (numbers, you know, is rom the numbers, you know, is britain changing too quickly or not for you? do you think ? not for you? do you think? >> well, bring the cultural side in. i think the one thing about human nature is anyone , anywhere human nature is anyone, anywhere is going to do what they can to improve their lives and as you see all around world, this a see all around the world, this a kind of immigration is increasing large numbers increasing very large numbers for america, europe, for america, for all of europe, for america, for all of europe, for us as well. you ask, for us as well. you could ask, well, the of that? well, what's the cause of that? because you don't address the because if you don't address the root it's never root cause of that, it's never going stop. going to stop. >> i think the cause of it is, is that our country is better. >> that's the perception. well, definitely better definitely it's better than where them are coming where a lot of them are coming from. sure. yeah. but the

from. that's sure. yeah. but the speech, understood it, was speech, as i understood it, was basically saying there a basically saying there is a myriad of legal hurdles to overcome we can change overcome before we can change anything happening. overcome before we can change anyiknow, happening. overcome before we can change anyiknow, there happening. overcome before we can change anyiknow, there have happening. overcome before we can change anyiknow, there have beenyening. you know, there have been years of almost of talk about this. almost nothing's achieved. and the nothing's been achieved. and the point that she makes, which is that the convention human that the convention on human rights was it is 70 rights from 1951, was it is 70 years old world's years old and the world's changed since then. for changed a lot since then. for example, have cheap, example, it didn't have cheap, accessible international aviation back then. and the aviation back then. and so the movement of people around the world unimaginable. world now is unimaginable. >> know , didn't you >> you know, you didn't you didn't phones. you didn't have mobile phones. you didn't have mobile phones. you didn't internet . you didn't have the internet. you couldn't your life on couldn't spend your life on instagram whatever, tiktok instagram or whatever, or tiktok looking life looking at what a brilliant life is, human is, contacting a human trafficker, getting yourself over here, whatever. you over here, doing whatever. you know, world is a very know, the world is a very different place. what will say know, the world is a very di'that1t place. what will say know, the world is a very di'that i place. what will say know, the world is a very di'that i just:e. what will say know, the world is a very di'that i just think|at will say know, the world is a very di'that i just think it's will say is that i just think it's fascinating that had to fascinating that we've had to have a secretary stand up have a home secretary stand up and to convince the world and try to convince the world and try to convince the world and people in it of what i would argue is just being some very obvious facts, which is the world has changed massively since of paper was since this piece of paper was drawn the situation has drawn up and the situation has changed. don't changed. and if we don't actually change the definition of it, there are 780 million actually change the definition of it, tiwho are 780 million actually change the definition of it, tiwho could) million actually change the definition of it, tiwho could conceive shaun

people who could conceive shaun bailey decide they're to bailey decide that they're to going britain or the going come to britain or the western world, and there's not a lot we do about that. and, lot we can do about that. and, you know, lo and behold, then the of the world, like the the rest of the world, like the un, turned round and went, you know, going do know, we're not going to do anything about and i think, anything about it. and i think, well, if you look well, fine, but if you look around in another 40 or 50 years, don't, don't blame years, then don't, don't blame britain the state the britain for the state of the world. pleased world. you will be pleased to know lynn has entered know that lynn marti has entered the building. she's not the the building. she's not in the studio now, look, studio just yet. now, look, we've got the serious part of this show out of the way, okay? we to ground it a little bit we had to ground it a little bit of so we thought of news sense, so we thought we'd row, which means we we'd have a row, which means we can have of fun, so can now have loads of fun, so don't go away, because loads of fun come tonight with the fun to come tonight with the panel fun to come tonight with the panel, including the spin room round parts and the missing round your parts and the missing words dog of words quiz. tragically no dog of the week. that's all come and the week. that's all to come and i've the week. that's all to come and pve been the week. that's all to come and i've been out and about to i've also been out and about to ask they ask the british public what they think reports the think about reports that the united states government are about arrival of about to announce the arrival of aliens. a look at aliens. let's take a look at aliens. let's take a look at aliens. watch this. now, what would

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>> well, welcome back. you are watching or listening to me. patrick christys on gb news on a friday nightjust patrick christys on gb news on a friday night just gone 8:20 patrick christys on gb news on a friday nightjust gone 8:20 now. friday night just gone 8:20 now. loads to come tonight , including loads to come tonight, including the brilliant round your parts where we take a look at the best of local news and our revolutionary new missing words game show. it's never been done before. this never been done before. this never been done before. but it's time myself and my brilliant panel. lynn, my. yes, she is here. hello, lynn. hiya. nice of you to join us. charlie lambdin on aidan magee as well. we entered the spin room. so this is the place where good stories, good news stories turn bad and bad ones turn good, all with the help of a little bit of spin . so let's start with bit of spin. so let's start with this one, shall we? sycamore gap. okay, so there we go. shoots could regrow from felled tree says says trust. look, i mean that is of course a wonderful heartwarming story .

wonderful heartwarming story. this mighty tree next to hadrian's wall in northumberland, one of the most famous in the uk, was chopped down on wednesday night. okay. so that is an overtly bad news story, terrible news story. it's disgraced the nation. absolutely shocking stuff . but the good shocking stuff. but the good news is, okay, that the stump is healthy. new shoots may grow and be able to grow from this stump. so charlie for you to so i wanted charlie for you to try try to spin this bad news try to try to spin this bad news story into a good news story for me. please. >> mean the good news and >> you mean the good news and bad news? >> do whatever want. >> do whatever you want. yeah, fine. do it. fine. there we go. do it. >> well, i think this is shocking because think what shocking because i think what actually is that the actually happened is that the nimbys 300 years ago and nimbys 2 or 300 years ago and that that tree was planted, were asleep at the wheel and it's an eyesore. it's a clear eyesore. i mean, it's a clear blot to the blot and an obstruction to the beautiful there. the beautiful view there. so the fact going grow a new fact they're going to grow a new tree is terrible news. tree there is terrible news. >> so actually think >> okay. so you actually think you think genuinely that they should just get that a should just get that tree in a woodchipper straight away and never else never actually do anything else with never actually do anything else witiyeah. yeah. like that's >> yeah. yeah. it's like that's how it should have been all

along. it's blot on the along. it's. it's a blot on the landscape. yeah >> gb views 16. really it. >> gb views 16. really did it. >> gb views 16. really did it. >> can't possibly say that >> we can't possibly say that because. we can't. because. no, no, we can't. >> but i mean, it's not been properly investigated. >> get special >> you've got to get special branch involved, haven't you? >> oh, there's is. >> oh, oh, there's is. >> oh, oh, there's is. >> i it's with aidan >> i mean it's stop with aidan magee it. so okay, so you magee isn't it. so okay, so you basically of the view that basically are of the view that this always an eyesore. it's this was always an eyesore. it's an overrated tree and it's a good that this thing has good thing that this thing has been felled. >> yeah. and would bad >> yeah. and it would be bad news one. >> yeah. and it would be bad nevand one. >> yeah. and it would be bad nevand it one. >> yeah. and it would be bad nevand it would one. >> yeah. and it would be bad nevand it would news if >> and it would be bad news if they grow a new one. okay. right. let's see what the right. well, let's see what the next topic, of course, is in the spin rishi sunak. hint next topic, of course, is in the spin he rishi sunak. hint next topic, of course, is in the spin he couldihi sunak. hint next topic, of course, is in the spin he could scrap1ak. hint next topic, of course, is in the spin he could scrap the hint that he could scrap the manchester and manchester leg of hs2 and suggest that money could be suggest that the money could be spent on fixing potholes. right wonderful. so we are abandoning an ambitious plan of infrastructure an ambitious plan of infrasttransformative effect in had a transformative effect in our economy levelling our economy and levelling up ambitions we instead doing ambitions are we instead doing something equally bold and visionary? no so we are going to fix a few bumpy roads now. i really doubt i really doubt that anybody could make a positive out of this absolute stinker . out of this absolute stinker. all right. but amidst three miserable old gets in my is a

ray of optimism and light. if you can spin this, you deserve medal. >> go on. well, i think it's absolutely fantastic that he's going to scrap this. i mean, why on earth would people from manchester and birmingham want to riddled police to come to crime riddled police routed london when they're such fantastic cities? and for the simple fact that you are going to be ploughing through loads of nature, why would you do such a thing? it's cost millions already. it's a failed project. why would you ever continue a failed project? it's a brilliant idea. >> so you think it's fantastic? i mean, yeah. this is the other argument that i think rarely gets brought up, which is that in order to have ploughed ahead with hs2, would have had to with hs2, we would have had to have carved up the british countryside. mean , rare countryside. i mean, rare species have been saved species of newt have been saved as a of this. and that's as a result of this. and that's what about, it? what we care about, isn't it? >> yeah, exactly. was i knew >> yeah, exactly. i was i knew someone who was involved in the planning ten years planning stages of it ten years ago, they said that ago, and they said that literally villagers are to literally villagers are going to be hs2 be mowed down by this whole hs2 project. been worried project. so i've been worried about ever since. project. so i've been worried about thinker since. project. so i've been worried about think aboute. project. so i've been worried about think about people with >> and think about people with sciatica potholes. >> and think about people with sciethat's potholes.

>> and think about people with sciethat's just potholes. >> and think about people with sciethat's just think. potholes. >> that's just think. >> that's just think. >> think the potholes >> think about the potholes they're nice, they're going to have nice, smooth from on. smooth journeys from now on. >> this is the >> yeah. you see, this is the other thing, isn't it? we again, this never got this point, this never got to this point, never did it? people never got made did it? people with you know now with sciatica, you know now, now they're all because they're all right because they're all right because they're have smooth they're going to have smooth potholes is potholes aren't they. this is it. anything win, it. anything else? win win, win, win. fine. have win. all right, fine. you have success okay. success fully spun that. okay. the total complete and utter multi—billion pound failure of our most but also least ambitious infrastructure project. >> do you give a verdict, though? >> did you give a verdict or whether we spun it successfully? >> spun it >> you definitely spun it successful. you've definitely spun successful. feel so. spun it successful. i feel so. that's out. all right. that's worked out. all right. look, moving on now. we've look, we're moving on now. we've got just spin one more got time to just spin one more thing it's time for our thing and it's time for our final in the room. final topic in the spin room. okay. so break down service, passer gets bride to church passer by, gets bride to church on time after the car fails. how lovely and wonderful is this? sharon travers was completely stranded en route to a wedding in aberdeen when her car broke down. enter alan knowles, hero . down. enter alan knowles, hero. he was flagged down while

driving past the sorry scene and very kindly drove sharon to the venue so all could go ahead as planned. a fantastic undenied uplifting story for a fun friday night and only the most heartless, unromantic fiend could have anything negative to say about that aidan magee, over to you. >> that's an absolute catastrophe for the british motoring industry. >> the triumph stag was such a great car, an iconic car, an iconic vehicle back in the 50s and 60s. this lady gains her biggest day of her life. couldn't even this car couldn't even rely on this car to get her from a to b, never mind a to b, it was from from from single life into a life of holy matrimony, matrimony and peace love for the rest of peace and love for the rest of her instead it was her life. instead it was precision engineering precision german engineering that came to the rescue in a mercedes to get it to the church on time. shame on triumph rather than a triumph. it's an absolute disaster. >> so i thought i mean, is >> so i thought i mean, that is fantastic. by the fantastic. well done, by the way. done . i thought fantastic. well done, by the way.were done . i thought fantastic. well done, by the way.were going done . i thought fantastic. well done, by the way.were going to ione . i thought fantastic. well done, by the way.were going to go; . i thought fantastic. well done, by the way.were going to go down ionght fantastic. well done, by the way.were going to go down the ht you were going to go down the marriage aiden knowing marriage angle. aiden knowing you, be honest. you, i've got to be honest. no, no, no. thought you were

no, no, no. i thought you were going to say i'm more interested in you more in cars as, you know, more interested in cars. yeah. yeah. fair i had fair enough. okay. i really had it. thought it. i really, really thought that going go down that you were going to go down the route. you know, half of marriages end in divorce. what's he more half. >> more than half. >> more than half. >> got. well you would >> he's got. well you would know. a lifetime of know. he's got a lifetime of misery going fonnard, etcetera. know. he's got a lifetime of mis marriage, fonnard, etcetera. know. he's got a lifetime of mis marriage, fonnard,the etera. marriage. >> grinch. marriage grinch. >> grinch. the marriage grinch. right. look, right. okay. i mean, look, you've there, you've done pretty well there, i must a must say. i think, to spin a story of a variety of different ways. and i am very appreciative for it. if i to decide for it. if i had to decide a winner, then i'm going to go for for it. if i had to decide a wi limb then i'm going to go for for it. if i had to decide a wi limb theiforn going to go for for it. if i had to decide a wi limb theifor the)ing to go for for it. if i had to decide a wi limb theifor the sciatica |o for or limb my for the sciatica comment. mean, is comment. i mean, again, it is time hs2 that people do time with hs2 that people do seriously think about people with and now we'll be with sciatica and now we'll be able in some potholes. able to fill in some potholes. although i did the fact although i did like the fact that this is something no although i did like the fact that goesis something no although i did like the fact that goes on omething no although i did like the fact that goes on abouting no although i did like the fact that goes on about right? no although i did like the fact that goes on about right? that one goes on about right? that tree good view. tree was ruining a good view. okay it was ruining a good view. now it's gone. chip it. turn it into insulation. that's what i say. but okay, so on the say. but okay, so next on the show , this is where i go out and show, this is where i go out and about and pester the public. so an unseen affecting passer by or indeed passers by in this case a confronted with the terrifying prospect of speaking to me about

well i was going to say an important issue of the day, but yeah, this week, huge news from america. the senate has passed an act that would require the disclosure of ufo evidence within a 300 day period. so no massive rush, really. but the act would give government offices 300 days to collect records . so now basically, if records. so now basically, if auens records. so now basically, if aliens are out there, do do we want governments to be forced to tell us all? i certainly do. but who cares about that when we can get the collective wisdom of the great british public? do you think governments should be made to tell us if we've been visited by aliens ? by aliens? >> i've never thought about it, yes. why >> well, because we should probably know why keep it secret ? >> are you afraid of aliens? no if aliens are watching this, what would you say to them? >> please be nice to us. >> please be nice to us. >> do you think governments should tell us we've been should tell us if we've been visited aliens ? yes, visited by aliens? yes, absolutely. why

>> because i think it's in the right of everybody to know if there is something more out there is something more out there . there. >> are you afraid of aliens ? >> are you afraid of aliens? >> are you afraid of aliens? >> no, not at all. why not? >> no, not at all. why not? >> you're not an alien, are you? >> you're not an alien, are you? >> who knows if aliens watch this now , what would you say to them? >> bring peace, save the world. >> bring peace, save the world. >> hello, aliens . >> hello, aliens. >> hello, aliens. >> i'm not from here. >> i'm not from here. >> where are you from? not mars. >> where are you from? not mars. >> are you know i'm from? yeah, it could be. >> we just don't know what's out there. maybe they're not green. >> would want know? there. maybe they're not green. >> no would want know? there. maybe they're not green. >> no .'ould want know? there. maybe they're not green. >> no . no.i want know? >> no. no. >> no. no. >> you want to live in. in blissful ignorance? >> yeah. yeah. >> yeah. yeah. >> because you don't. you don't know what's going to happen. you don't to going do. >> so just by any chance, are you looking for aliens? >> trying out . >> i'm trying to work out. >> i'm trying to work out. >> do think do you think >> do you think do you think auens >> do you think do you think aliens exist? >> do aliens exist ? no, aliens exist? >> do aliens exist? no, i don't think so. no. do you think if they did exist, our governments think so. no. do you think if they diweverst, our governments think so. no. do you think if they diwever tellur governments think so. no. do you think if they diwever tell .r governments think so. no. do you think if they diwever tell . us?!ernments think so. no. do you think if they diwever tell . us? oh ments think so. no. do you think if they diwever tell . us? oh yeah,. think so. no. do you think if they diwever tell . us? oh yeah, i should ever tell. us? oh yeah, i guess so. yes >> what would you say to aliens if they were watching this right

now? what would your message be? >> i think we're all mad that we're all mad. we're all mad. >> i think, yes, they should turn around and go somewhere else. >> i think it might be better for their own protection . for their own protection. >> thank you. have a great day. oh that's just a snapshot of me ruining some people's days there. but some very interesting takes. but what am i panel think aidan magee you still think qpr are good season? are going to have a good season? so you clearly believe some so you clearly believe in some quite remarkable phenomena, don't you? >> yeah . aliens again. not >> yeah. aliens again. not something i've thought about that mean , you know, that much, but i mean, you know, i remember listening to a radio show and they used to present and a rival network, so and it was a rival network, so i won't one, but won't say which one, but i remember saying, like, it's remember even saying, like, it's take about midnight and take over about midnight and everything would be normal. the callers quite sane. callers would be quite sane. people talking about football, whatever, and whatever, what's going on. and then the then about 11:45, you get the alien not alien weirdos calling in, not actual , but they'd be actual aliens, but they'd be talking sightings talking about sightings of ufos and that. the and things like that. so the fact many people ring in fact that so many people ring in and might and talk about it, there might be there. but as be something out there. but as we from programme we know from from a programme that the 90s, the that was on in the 90s, the truth is out there.

>> your view on aliens. truth is out there. >> i your view on aliens. truth is out there. >> i thinkjur view on aliens. truth is out there. >> i think it'sview on aliens. truth is out there. >> i think it's quitenn aliens. truth is out there. >> i think it's quite weird ns. truth is out there. >> i think it's quite weird that this has come up because do you remember of weeks ago remember a couple of weeks ago there those in mexico there was all those in mexico apparent that looked apparent aliens that looked like paper apparent aliens that looked like papto apparent aliens that looked like pa|:to honest. yeah, but no, >> to be honest. yeah, but no, i don't think they tell us don't think they should tell us because think they'll because i don't think they'll tell the the way tell us the truth. the only way they tell us is if they they should tell us is if they wheel an in front of wheel out an alien in front of us can interview him, us so we can interview him, myself her or. myself or her or. >> joe biden. >> enough about joe biden. charlie, your view on charlie, your your your view on this. when i go out this. not mine. so when i go out and ask people the ovennhelming majority people give majority of people couldn't give a whether or not a toss about whether or not auens a toss about whether or not aliens i don't aliens exist. so i don't understand there's understand why there's this like fear us. if fear of disclosing it to us. if indeed just us. indeed they do, just tell us. nobody cares. >> come from a place >> they might come from a place where everything's much better. i could brilliant. i mean, it could be brilliant. who knows they might work who knows what they might work out on out how to use an aerial on a car park? >> i'd want to say to them, can i come with you? >> let's go and see where you guys from. but i think it's guys come from. but i think it's also with elon also interesting with elon musk's get mars, musk's plans to get us to mars, we're going be the aliens we're going to be the aliens arriving that planet. yeah, we're going to be the aliens arriare. that planet. yeah, we are. >> we are. i mean, i wonder how much damage could do to mars, much damage we could do to mars, you there's a little you know, there's a little there's all sorts there. but

anyway. right. on the anyway. right. coming up on the show, faced criminals, show, naked poo faced criminals, cancer free hot dogs and tall children charged extra for children being charged extra for their chinese dinner. it's almost time for round your parts or we delve into the best of local news. i'm patrick christys on and this is britain's on gb news and this is britain's news channel .

radio. >> welcome back. you are watching or listening to me. patrick christys on gb news. it's just gone 835. still to come tonight, my panel will test their wits on our brilliant and completely and utterly, totally original. never been done before. missing words quiz . but before. missing words quiz. but first, it's time that we went around your part. first, it's time that we went around your part . so in this around your part. so in this part of the show, we look at some of the slightly offbeat stories which are making headunes stories which are making headlines around the different regions this wonderful nation regions of this wonderful nation . local is a fantastic , . local news is a fantastic, phenomenal thing . so where else phenomenal thing. so where else could we start but stoke on? trent yep, that's right. and my

lazy production team have told me to just read the first paragraph of this story in the belief that it absolutely can't belief that it absolutely can't be improved upon. so let's see if they're right . okay. a naked if they're right. okay. a naked man with poo on his face was seen clutching a stolen bottle of bubble bath as he hid in a bush a bizarre eight minute bush in a bizarre eight minute police brought police chase. this was brought to an end. joseph severn was spotted performing a on himself as he made a nude sprint to adderley green after climbing out of his ex's bathroom window. sorry, charlie, i know you probably get tired of answering this, but have you ever been found naked in a bush clutching a bottle of bubble bath? >> couldn't possibly talk about it? no. >> have ever to stoke? >> have you ever been to stoke? >> have you ever been to stoke? >> but i did read the story. >> no, but i did read the story. i know how we can i don't know how much we can talk because see what talk about because you see what he actually got arrested? >> he yes. he'll have to >> he did? yes. he'll have to wash his hands and face. yes. >> yes, he see. >> yes, he will see. >> yes, he will see. >> goes on to >> i mean, the story goes on to explain apparently he was explain that apparently he was it was his disgruntled ex. but when the way he behaved, it was his disgruntled ex. but whequite the way he behaved, it was his disgruntled ex. but whequite surprised vay he behaved, it was his disgruntled ex. but whequite surprised thate behaved, it was his disgruntled ex. but whequite surprised that sheehaved, not quite surprised that she didn't to anything didn't want to see anything having anything to with having anything to do with them

anymore. you are not >> mean aidan magee you are not i know you don't like to go on about this aiden. no. right. but you've extensive property portfolio. >> know if you could >> i don't know if you could keep it the low. yeah keep it on the down low. yeah yeah, exactly. >> of property is >> and some of that property is in isn't it. what some in stoke isn't it. so what some of cleaners rocking up i've of the cleaners rocking up i've got have a cleaning query got i did have a cleaning query today but wasn't today actually, but it wasn't related story. related to this story. >> as you know, i do a lot >> but as you know, i do a lot of business in stoke i of business in stoke and i thought it was one of my tenants. guy tenants. but clearly this guy is doing own there doing his own business there this isn't lovely? this evening. isn't it lovely? not this evening. it was this week, wasn't it? >> this week. yeah, exactly. >> oh, good. how does how disgusting though. honestly. >> oh, good. how does how disgu absolutely. h. honestly. >> oh, good. how does how disgu absolutely. h. h(ofestly. yeah absolutely. one of my tenants that. tenants did something like that. they'd be out. there tenants did something like that. they'maggots be out. there tenants did something like that. they'maggots founde out. there tenants did something like that. they'maggots found inut. there tenants did something like that. they'maggots found in a. there tenants did something like that. they'maggots found in a sink re were maggots found in a sink that belongs to me. this afternoon, had sort out. afternoon, i had to sort it out. really? yeah. not really? it was? yeah. so not quite talking to quite what we're talking to here, but still definitely to turning down for night dinner. >> invitation. >> dinner invitation. there i think. know about you, think. i don't know about you, lynn, mean, you lynn, but, i mean, you know, i've some catastrophic i've had some catastrophic relationships in the past, but none ended that. none that have ended like that. >> funny, you've >> it's funny, actually. you've got stoke. i just got property in stoke. i just finished stoke on finished working for stoke on trent with their trent council, really with their housing so housing department, you know, so investigating

housing department, you know, so investigatin no. good, good, >> no, no, no. good, good, good. >> no, no, no. good, good, good. >> ownership. so i'm >> not home ownership. so i'm actually not surprised at this story. you at of actually not surprised at this stor interesting u at of actually not surprised at this storinteresting characters of the interesting characters up there have a lot there excuse me, we have a lot of in stoke. of viewers in stoke. >> we have a lot viewers in >> we have a lot of viewers in stoke. not all. i won't generalise, but i'm actually confused even partner. >> mm. considering some of the things he getting to, things he was getting up to, i like fact that he's at least like the fact that he's at least made to get hold of made the attempt to get hold of some baths, but they're made the attempt to get hold of somnthey're baths, but they're made the attempt to get hold of somnthey're not|ths, but they're made the attempt to get hold of somnthey're not doneyut they're made the attempt to get hold of somnthey're not done anythinge not, they're not done anything with it other than charge around with it other than charge around with hand. with it in his hand. >> look at anyway off >> ah look at this. anyway off to sheffield and what to sheffield next. and what could and could possibly go wrong. and the heart of year could possibly go wrong. and the heajoshua of year could possibly go wrong. and the heajoshua cantrell.f year could possibly go wrong. and the heajoshua cantrell. now ear old joshua cantrell. now joshua's dad , craig, says that joshua's dad, craig, says that he had to pay the full adult price of £22, 50 instead of just a tenner for his son's meal because the lad committed the mortal sin of being five foot tall. even worse , staff at this tall. even worse, staff at this joint actually measured young joshua when he arrived before imposing their draconian price ruling on his plate of chowmein . i mean, this is just absolutely ludicrous, isn't it?

who to go to? you first, lynn, i'll go to you first on this. look, should talk. kids have to pay look, should talk. kids have to pay more for their food. so there's nothing wrong with with making the pampered little brats enjoy hardship now and again. >> @ again. >> if they're going >> is that only if they're going to eat i suppose adult portions can hang on a can i just say sorry, hang on a minute. can i just say sorry, hang on a miriite. the real crime here >> i think the real crime here is £22 for a chow mate. is this. £22 for a chow mate. but anyway, £22. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> just getting in my ear. >> i'm just getting in my ear. it's eat buffet it's an all you can eat buffet that everything that that changes everything that changes everything. it's remarkable value. >> he was trying on. he was trying his luck. yeah, exactly. it's not remarkable it's not it's not remarkable value, though. it's not it's not remarkable valllt, though. it's not it's not remarkable val| it isn'tlgh. it's not it's not remarkable val| it isn't because. it >> it isn't because. no, it isn't. actually isn't isn't. it actually isn't because. sounds because. all right. it sounds like all eat, but like it's all you can eat, but when you go into any of those places and you pay whatever price pay, only so much price you pay, it's only so much your take. you your stomach can take. if you actually on a on a on a actually look on a on a on a table, how much food you've eaten you eaten and think have you actually £22, worth. actually had £22, 50 worth. i think in most cases the answer would no. think in most cases the answer wotokay. no. think in most cases the answer wotokay. interesting mean, >> okay. interesting i mean, i know friend of know i know an old friend of mine patrick christys who mine called patrick christys who will differ. aiden will beg to differ. aiden i don't know if my producers now have might be able to have said that might be able to end the with picture of end the show with a picture of

patrick he was patrick christys, but he was quite not quite the chap, so do you not think bit draconian? so think it's a bit draconian? so a child literally a child has walked into an all can eat walked into an all you can eat buffet sheffield. staff walked into an all you can eat buffe got sheffield. staff walked into an all you can eat buffe got a 1effield. staff walked into an all you can eat buffe got a measuring staff walked into an all you can eat buffe got a measuring tapeff have got a measuring tape out and gone. you're over five foot tall, so you're paying full price. >> it is a bit draconian, but then he then i can understand if he probably like eats probably looks like he eats quite a lot, you the police just happen to police, though? quite a lot, you the police just happatrick, police, though? quite a lot, you the police just happatrick, up police, though? quite a lot, you the police just happatrick, up untile, though? quite a lot, you the police just happatrick, up untile, thou15,' >> patrick, up until about 15, 20 years ago, you couldn't get into unless you're into the police unless you're over height. high test. >> it's high that's what >> it's high test. that's what it discriminated against. >> discriminated against. >> discriminated against. >> he's >> how dare they? he's been discriminated against. >> how dare they? he's been dis(absolutely.|gainst. >> how dare they? he's been dis(absolutely. and st. >> how dare they? he's been dis(absolutely. and i.. >> how dare they? he's been dis(absolutely. and i bet he took >> absolutely. and i bet he took the edge off that chow now the edge off that chow mein. now to people to the good people of manchester. and news of manchester. yeah. and news of some baked decision making some half baked decision making because manchester to greater manchester is about to be despite the be demolished despite the objections of angry residents. and wonderful amenity and what wonderful civic amenity is going to take its place. could it be a library? could it be school ? could it a be a school? could it be a doctor's surgery or a dentist? hey, that would be of use. no, the farmers arms is getting the bootin the farmers arms is getting the boot in favour of a drive through branch of greggs grief . through branch of greggs grief. aidan magee. most people will be discussed to see greggs replace a historic pub , but knowing your

a historic pub, but knowing your diet, you probably think that's the no, what they are. >> no, what they are. >> no, what they are. >> apple turnovers are actually quite good. good value. they are. it's what the area are. look it's what the area wants, isn't it? i mean, i presume if that pub was doing well be packed well it would be packed and there'd no to get rid of there'd be no need to get rid of it. areas get what areas want. it's as simple that. that's it's as simple as that. that's why high streets are why the high streets are changing let's be changing so much. let's be realistic. changing so much. let's be realisti(nothing wrong there's nothing wrong with greggs. even get greggs greggs. you can even get greggs pyjamas now. greggs. you can even get greggs pyjamascanw. greggs. you can even get greggs pyjamascan even get greggs >> you can even get greggs pyjamas. although, fair, pyjamas. although, to be fair, have people who have you seen the people who wear leggings? yeah. wear greggs leggings? yeah. >> nephew do. >> my niece and nephew do. >> my niece and nephew do. >> that note. >> oh, on that note. >> oh, on that note. >> , charlie, i look, >> so, charlie, i mean, look, there's a phrase, isn't there? you get the politicians that you deserve. do you get do deserve. i mean, do you get do you the cafes you deserve well? >> i think the people complaining about this can only >> i think the people complithemselves this can only >> i think the people complithemselves fors can only >> i think the people complithemselves for notn only >> i think the people complithemselves for not being >> i think the people compithere1selves for not being >> i think the people compithere drinkingyr not being >> i think the people compithere drinking enough.ing >> i think the people compithere drinking enough. very down there drinking enough. very true. if they've been down there, going, there, keeping it going, wouldn't this wouldn't happen, wouldn't this wouldn't happen, wotso, know, different parts >> so, you know, different parts when phased >> so, you know, different parts whein phased >> so, you know, different parts whein the phased >> so, you know, different parts whein the 90s phased >> so, you know, different parts whein the 90s everyone phased >> so, you know, different parts whein the 90s everyone moaned out in the 90s everyone moaned about it. it was because no one bought buy it bought it. if they did buy it kept circulation. kept in circulation. >> terrible car. yeah, it was a bad car. >> why bought actually >> why no one bought actually was in that she was that woman in that when she

got broke on the way to got she broke down on the way to a wedding. maybe she in a wedding. maybe she was in a mini metro, i think. there we a wedding. maybe she was in a mirwe etro, i think. there we a wedding. maybe she was in a mirwe finished ink. there we a wedding. maybe she was in a mirwe finished now there we a wedding. maybe she was in a mirwe finished now with we a wedding. maybe she was in a mirwe finished now with a/e a wedding. maybe she was in a mirwe finished now with a tale go. we finished now with a tale of brits making incredible of bold brits making incredible scientific but scientific breakthroughs. but what's that? scientific breakthroughs. but what'sso that? scientific breakthroughs. but what'sso frank that? scientific breakthroughs. but what'sso frank , that? scientific breakthroughs. but what'sso frank , goodness. it? scientific breakthroughs. but what'sso frank , goodness. yeah. okay. so frank, goodness. yeah. british invent first british boffins invent first cancer free hot dog. yep. these bangers are free of deadly nitrate , which can cause disease nitrate, which can cause disease and best of all, best of all, we have beaten the germans to the punch. have beaten the germans to the punch . oh, what a tale this is. punch. oh, what a tale this is. i mean, charlie , i suspect that i mean, charlie, i suspect that you've consumed a few hot dogs in your time, have you? i mean, what do make this? the what do you make of this? the germans are livid. what do you make of this? the geri|ans are livid. what do you make of this? the geri was are livid. what do you make of this? the geri was at are livid. what do you make of this? the geri was at a are livid. what do you make of this? the geri was at a verst are livid. what do you make of this? the geri was at a verst festival,i. >> i was at a verst festival, a millennium new years eve. i'll never was never forget it. it was incredible. think it's incredible. but i think it's terrible taking the terrible that they're taking the nitrous out our lovely old nitrous out of our lovely old traditional nitrous out of our lovely old tra(no,1al nitrous out of our lovely old tra(no, of course it's progress . >> no, of course it's progress. >> no, of course it's progress. >> and. yeah, one up over the germans. >> it's not the worst thing in the world, is it? >> it's not the worst thing. oh, my god. this guy. >> whatever we are paying aiden. can that back? is that can we have that back? is that all right? >> they've receipt. worry. >> you don't. you don't. >> i mean, you don't. you don't.

you don't look like you're particularly well versed in. in >> yeah. >> in hot dogs. yeah. >> in hot dogs. yeah. >> oh, that have so many >> oh, that could have so many different but, no, i different meanings. but, no, i don't know why the germans are actually they don't know why the germans are actua everyone they don't know why the germans are actua everyone to they don't know why the germans are actuaeveryone to have they don't know why the germans are actua everyone to have cancer? no. >> no. well, no. and we've been on to the german foreign office, actually, who strenuously denied that have that they want everyone to have cancen that they want everyone to have cancer. germans. germans cancer. no, the germans. germans are sausage, so. cancer. no, the germans. germans are well, sausage, so. cancer. no, the germans. germans are well, they'reausage, so. cancer. no, the germans. germans are well, they're angry,, so. cancer. no, the germans. germans are well, they're angry, adapting cancer. no, the germans. germans arfor'ell, they're angry, adapting cancer. no, the germans. germans arfor the they're angry, adapting cancer. no, the germans. germans arfor the better. angry, adapting cancer. no, the germans. germans arfor the better. better adapting health. >> yeah, i think they just didn't want admit the didn't want to admit that the brits are better the first. brits are better than the first. i mean, you can argue that the biggest course, is biggest story, of course, is that economy is now that our economy is now outperforming germany. for outperforming germany. but for the show, the the sake of this show, the they've still got the cars. >> should be they've >> they should be happy. they've still cars. still got the cars. >> they've got the cars. >> they've still got the cars. >> they've still got the cars. >> 1 in 4 on the >> was it 1 in 4 cars on the motonnays of the uk? are german, is that correct? >> probably. >> quite possibly. probably. >> quite possibly. probably. >> well least >> quite possibly. well at least you've germany you've got your cars. germany there right. so there we go. right. okay. so coming the show, it's our coming up on the show, it's our new quiz words yes, we new quiz words fail me. yes, we will which my is will see which of my panel is best guessing missing best at guessing the missing word of word from a selection of headlines. so stay tuned for that. patrick

channel yes. welcome back. you're watching or listening to me. patrick christys on gb news. now, before we get to our final game of the night, let's see what some of you wonderful lot have saying. this has have been saying. so this has been inbox. debbie says, been in the inbox. debbie says, great patrick back on a great to have patrick back on a friday night. thank you very much, know why he much, debbie. don't know why he was first was taken off in the first place. debbie, know, place. well, debbie, you know, i can't go into that, can't really go into that, unfortunately. but it's safe to say i'm a better man now anyway , amanda says. amanda says thank the lord. patrick is finally on an evening segment. he's in his element. please bring back challenge christie's news challenge christie's gb news the people's channel. i challenge christie's was a feature i used to show called friday to do on a show called friday night feast and potentially it could come back. it could come back. knows? hey, all back. who knows? hey, it's all in pipeline. nothing's in the pipeline. nothing's off the it's time for the table now. now it's time for our packed night our fun packed friday night quiz. a week of late night quiz. after a week of late night meetings featuring some of the greatest production minds on the channel. right, the boffins , the channel. right, the boffins, the brains have come up brains trust, they have come up . okay, wait this, people. . okay, wait for this, people. yeah with game where they blur

yeah with a game where they blur out a few headlines and the panel tries to guess what they are. no swearing, please , panel. are. no swearing, please, panel. it's not quite. 9 pm. so before we actually collect the bafta , we actually collect the bafta, we actually collect the bafta, we have better look at what our first headline is. this week's chosen publication is my personal favourite read the daily star. they always do wonders on page three, kelly clarkson yells blank and bolts off stage in wardrobe malfunction. kelly clarkson yells blank and bolts off stage in wardrobe malfunction . in wardrobe malfunction. charlie, judging by the way you dress well , you've had a few dress well, you've had a few wardrobe malfunctions in your time . guess the missing word. go time. guess the missing word. go bazinga buzzing . okay. yells bazinga buzzing. okay. yells bazinga buzzing. okay. yells bazinga and then the off stage. >> lynn god it. >> lynn god it. >> god it. fine. just about quivering on the edge of swearing there. nice. lynn go on, aiden. >> i just don't know. >> i just don't know. >> i'm sorry. >> i'm sorry. >> you just don't know. i'm sorry. no, no. fair enough. okay literally up with literally couldn't come up with a word. >> it one word. >> it one word. >> it one word. >> i thought because it looked like you see behind >> i thought because it looked likw kelly you see behind >> i thought because it looked likw kelly clarkson)u see behind >> i thought because it looked likw kelly clarkson yells, behind >> i thought because it looked likw kelly clarkson yells, my1ind it. kelly clarkson yells, my boob showing and bolts off stage

in wardrobe malfunction. >> so there we go. >> so there we go. >> those words. >> those words. >> i would of thought that was too rude. i wouldn't have said that. >> really? >> really? >> you never know these days. >> you never know these days. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it's lottery, isn't it >> it's a lottery, isn't it? it is a lottery. so let's is a lottery. okay, so let's move to on our second headline. right. headline. right. our second headline. now this all too familiar this is an all too familiar scenario. okay. one man's stunned after spotting blank in limescale on her works kettle . limescale on her works kettle. thatis limescale on her works kettle. that is woman stunned after spotting blank in limescale on her works kettle . now, len do her works kettle. now, len do you do any any ideas, any ideas ? >> what you think that could be? spiders, spy us. >> yeah. now i'm being told that we can bring up a picture of this kettle. is that right? so so. so let's get rid of the strap. there we go. right. okay, so this is the kettle. we can see the limescale around the spout bear mind . spout there. so bear in mind. woman stunned woman stunned aiden after spotting blank on kettle aiden face of napoleon in stoke napoleon . so you're going stoke napoleon. so you're going napoleon now, which is rogue

face of poofy face. man in stoke. okay, charlie, jesus's face. >> jesus, jesus face. >> jesus, jesus face. >> okay. right. well there we go. i think we can reveal the result. can we? can we reveal it? woman's stunned after spotting keith richards in limescale on her works. kettle can we bring the kettle back up again? can we. let's bring it back up in just a tick. i think we might be able to see the offending kettle in the face of a rampant old rocker in just a second two. normally, you're second or two. normally, you're right, though. normally is right, though. normally it is jesus, isn't it? normally it's always or elton always like jesus or elton john. there richards . there we go. keith richards. >> jesus or elton john. did you say jesus elton say jesus or elton john? >> john's my >> yeah. elton john's on my toast. he usually that's toast. that's he usually that's usually one that's on the in the daily so there we go. i daily star. so there we go. i don't else can don't know if anyone else can see keith richards there, but there it on there we go. shall we move it on to next headline? it's to our next headline? it's another we could another situation that we could all identify with. tourist arrested taliban in arrested by taliban living in luxury as he claims his captors like x, that's tourist arrested by taliban living in luxury as

he claims his captors, like x. okay, so if you need to know a little bit about a life of luxury, you need to look no further for than aidan magee. what do you reckon it is, mate? >> it's gotta be elton john. >> it's gotta be elton john. >> elton john. so? so you think the taliban like elton john? that's you're going for? that's what you're going for? yeah, something about elton >> i know something about elton john doesn't he john he doesn't like. he definitely man. i'll get mad. >> no joke. >> no joke. >> no joke. >> no , no, no . len. len what do >> no, no, no. len. len what do you think the taliban like child bride. >> oh, strong . >> oh, strong. >> oh, strong. >> you have played that completely straight down the line lens. >> sorry. >> sorry. >> completely straight down the line. charlie jammie dodgers . line. charlie jammie dodgers. jammie dodgers. that's more like it , right? lynn, jammie dodgers. that's more like it, right? lynn, i'm not being funny, right? i don't know if you've no. have you the you've got no. have you got the premise for this? right. but that's the kind of that's the stuff we're after. okay. stuff we're after. right? okay. so now. so let's see what this is now. tourist arrested by taliban living as he claims. living in luxury as he claims. captors like child . but no. captors like child. but no. titanic movie titanic movie. there we go.

>> none of us are close, are we? >> none of us are close, are we? >> none of you were close. none of were close any of these. of you were close any of these. but course, is, of but of course, that is, of course, that it is. but course, the way that it is. but i i think that's i must say, i think that's interesting. i the idea interesting. i mean, the idea that this guy now has been captured by the taliban. right. and, saying and, you know, he's saying that he's luxury. he's living in luxury. i question aiden how luxurious life mean, suppose some of life i mean, i suppose some of your tenants feel like they'd rather taliban, your tenants feel like they'd rathe|they? taliban, don't they? >> at all. >> no, no, not at all. >> no, no, not at all. >> maybe today when you >> no. maybe today when you found maggots in the sink. found some maggots in the sink. but me, was three found some maggots in the sink. but whip. me, was three found some maggots in the sink. but whip. i me, was three found some maggots in the sink. but whip. i sorted was three found some maggots in the sink. but whip. i sorted them three found some maggots in the sink. but whip. i sorted them out. ree line whip. i sorted them out. i it every single tenant in that property and i said, i want direct action now. now, believe me, got me, i've got it. >> and the >> yeah, exactly. and the titanic, things, the titanic, of all things, for the taliban, are far taliban, because they are far from mean, from a sinking ship. i mean, they've they've just they've just they've just regained a country, haven't they? regained a country, haven't the�*yeah. a curious >> yeah. it's a curious choice, if what said. if that's what you said. >> yeah. the title. maybe it's this kate winslet. >> kate winslet. >> maybe it's kate winslet. maybe. that's what maybe. maybe that's what it is. are a fan of the titanic? are you a fan of the titanic? >> used to be. but now you've gone the taliban are gone off it. now the taliban are into bit over now. into it a bit over it now. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it's the kind of thing >> no, it's the kind of thing that a bit, i that turns you off a bit, i think, doesn't it, when you find

out. oh the taliban like it. you've got to of it you've got to kind of keep it quiet you've got to kind of keep it quinhy would you anything >> why would you like anything they like. >> why would you like anything the�*whye. >> why would you like anything the�*why would you anything >> why would you like anything they like? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> exactly. no, >> yeah, exactly. exactly no, that's so now it is that's right. okay, so now it is time our final headline time for our final headline where scary where we are entering the scary world right? world of social media right? tiktok viewers baffled by viral blank trend ad and exposes blank trend ad and it exposes men. so that is tiktok viewers baffled blank trend . and it baffled by blank trend. and it exposes men in lynn, i think you're the only one among us with any hope of getting this one. apparently. i've not seen it. there you go. any ideas? >> i'm going to do what did >> i'm going to do what you did earlier. pass. >> you've got blank, quite literally poo face trend face. >> yeah, okay >> yeah, fine. okay >> yeah, fine. okay >> you you're really stuck on this shaving. this shaving pube shaving. >> tiktok >> that's an interesting tiktok viewers roman viewers baffled by viral roman empire trend and it exposes again we weren't close really . again we weren't close really. >> there we go. okay. right >> there we go. okay. right >> we're going to finish with even more chaos. and if you've not had enough tonight, this is a segment where play out a segment where we play out interviews with the great and the good. but we tell you what, in are really in our opinion, they are really thinking, okay, we are starting with the pm. rishi sunak's wife,

akshata murthy . now, she akshata murthy. now, she recently told some kids on sky news about how much she really thoroughly enjoys living at 10 downing street. but we think that she may have been concealing her real feelings. so this is what we think she was really saying. >> how do think i feel? i've >> how do you think i feel? i've got money than king got more money than king charles. my stupid got more money than king charles. wanted my stupid got more money than king charles. wanted to my stupid got more money than king charles. wanted to be ny stupid got more money than king charles. wanted to be primepid husband wanted to be prime minister little minister of this silly little country, ended up living in country, i've ended up living in a giant that's haunted by a giant house that's haunted by margaret decorated a giant house that's haunted by ma boris: decorated a giant house that's haunted by ma boris johnson's decorated a giant house that's haunted by ma boris johnson's latest ecorated a giant house that's haunted by ma boris johnson's latest wife. ed by boris johnson's latest wife. >> it feels like a museum. >> it feels like a museum. >> walking through it like a museum. it looks coco the museum. it looks like coco the clown up in here. could clown threw up in here. i could only that was born only assume that carrey was born without a tongue because she has no whatsoever. ever. you no taste whatsoever. ever. you know what i say rishi? want no taste whatsoever. ever. you knovto vhat i say rishi? want no taste whatsoever. ever. you knovto losei say rishi? want no taste whatsoever. ever. you knovto lose they rishi? want no taste whatsoever. ever. you knovto lose the nextlishi? want no taste whatsoever. ever. you knovto lose the next electioniant no taste whatsoever. ever. you knovto lose the next election .nt you to lose the next election. i want lose it so can want you to lose it so we can give this place to keir starmer. oh, no. >> yes . well, there we go. that >> yes. well, there we go. that is, of course not what she was really saying. love it. really saying. she does love it. allegedly street. allegedly in downing street. i just want to say a massive thank you to my tonight. we've just want to say a massive thank you lynny tonight. we've just want to say a massive thank you lynny we'veght. we've just want to say a massive thank you lynny we'veght. �*charlie had lynn may. we've had charlie lambdin. much. lambdin. thank you very much. and aidan magee and all you and aidan magee and to all you wonderful of course,

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