party >> earlier, the tory party chairman used his opening address to take a swipe at laboun address to take a swipe at labour. i have these available at the conservative shop outside for just £16.99. >> also online waving flip flops featuring sir keir starmer's face. >> greg hands mocked the labour leader, suggesting he doesn't have a clear position on issues affecting the country . his affecting the country. his comments came just hours after the prime minister refused to commit to tax cuts . rishi sunak commit to tax cuts. rishi sunak said his focus is on halving inflation because it impacts the poorest, the most . on a visit to poorest, the most. on a visit to burnley, the pm insists his approach is deeply conservative, saying it's a thatcherite policy. >> the best tax cut that we can deliver right now is to halve inflation and that's something that i'm deeply committed to. it's the first my five it's the first of my five priorities. because that's priorities. why? because that's how we can help people with the cost just want to cost of living. we just want to put in people's put more money in people's pockets. the best way do pockets. and the best way to do that is through that right now is through halving and that is halving inflation. and that is a deeply conservative to

deeply conservative approach to this. colleagues this. and my colleagues understand that this is what margaret did . margaret thatcher did. >> tax set to be a key issue >> tax is set to be a key issue over the next four days, with more 30 mps promising more than 30 tory mps promising not to support the autumn statement if it contains any hikes . shadow health secretary hikes. shadow health secretary wes streeting says they're right to question the pm's tax policies, including inherited tax. >> after 13 years of conservative government we end up in a position where even its own mps are having to campaign against their unfair tax policies. and i think conservative mps are quite right to say how is it that we've got the worst, highest tax burden in 70 years? they should also be asking rishi sunak why , instead asking rishi sunak why, instead of thinking about cutting taxes for working people, he's looking to give himself and other super rich people a tax break by cutting a tax that affects 4% of people in this country. cutting a tax that affects 4% of people in this country . a tax people in this country. a tax cut that would earn him personally £300 million, a key part of the windsor framework has come into effect for northern ireland with a new system introduced to move

products from great britain goods which are being transported to the eu will use a red lane which includes customs declarations. >> while those bound for northern ireland will use a green lane with minimal papennork and no checks . this is papennork and no checks. this is gb news across the uk on tv in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play on your smart speaker by saying play gb news now it's time for headliners . headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. >> i'm josh howie and joining me tonight to go through the most worthy stories in monday's newspapers are two of the most incisive and profound political thinkers out there who also make their living telling jokes about thinkers out there who also make their sexualtelling jokes about thinkers out there who also make their sexual organs.okes about thinkers out there who also make their sexual organs. it's; about thinkers out there who also make their sexual organs. it's pauljt their sexual organs. it's paul cox and adam bloom . how are you cox and adam bloom. how are you guys? how are you? weekends? oh, good, thanks, josh, busy gigging around the country. yeah. your gigs. you booked some gigs,

don't yes. have you ? not don't you? yes. have you? not yet, no. have done as gigs? yet, no. have you done as gigs? no. interesting. yeah. look how you're nice to him. you're suddenly nice to him. you're wait you're just like, oh, wait a second. i've a good week. second. i've had a good week. >> i just found out i've got genital organs and you're looking particularly muscly. >> if i may say. you're definitely the most muscly headunen definitely the most muscly headliner. really ? headliner. i am. oh, really? >> most, you >> who's the second most, you know , it's paul. know, it's paul. >> yeah . it cannot be, right. >> yeah. it cannot be, right. let's take a quick look through monday's front pages. the daily mail mobile phones ban in schools . the times doctor handed schools. the times doctor handed £7,900 to cover one strike shift. guardian tory factions threatened to wreck sunak's conference mirror . do the right conference mirror. do the right thing. pm express hunt vows to turn the screw on work shy and finally the daily star are nuts in crisis and those are your front pages . starting with the front pages. starting with the monday's guardian poll. what do they have on the front page? tory factions threatened to

wreck sunak's conference. of course, the conservative conference is undennay now and this isn't news. this is the guardian. however, what they have said is that rishi sunak is struggling to hold together his fractured party at the first day of the conservative conference as it saw attempts at a united front collapse into rival groups battling over tax , culture, wars battling over tax, culture, wars and the fight for tory leader. well of course, if you look closely at this , the fight for closely at this, the fight for tory leader, what they're saying is rishi might not last. therefore who have we got to look at? and we've got to look at braverman. we've to look at braverman. we've got to look at braverman. we've got to look at patel. apparently kemi badenoch of cleverly badenoch and of course, cleverly . i'm not sure any of those people right now are future leaders of the tory party and i see rishi sunak himself fighting this now till the very end, of course, and the reason i say thatis course, and the reason i say that is because i don't think we've seen enough scrutiny of the labour party's policies yet. now they look like they've got a home run. i'm not sure they have got a home run, but there's

quite lot going on. what do quite a lot going on. what do you make of this, adam i think there more there should be a far more significant headline and that is gymnast, gymnast, born with no legs and massive feet . legs and massive feet. >> that's how it looks, doesn't it? it does . it? it does. >> adam, sticking to this. i mean, this is kind of a sort of make or break conference really for the tories. i mean, this is rishi coming in and going, guys, let me lead you to the next election and i'm going to win. >> but i'll be honest with you, it took me so to out. it took me so long to come out. the gymnast i haven't read the gymnast gag. i haven't read the other story. >> you're here. >> that's why you're here. you're though, was quite you're right though, was quite facetious. are facetious. and there are a number of people jostling for position but this happens every position. but this happens every time conference. time there's a party conference. it every party it happens at every party conference. they're conference. unless they're entirely united, which most parties aren't. labour party parties aren't. the labour party aren't but rishi is aren't either, but rishi is under a lot of pressure now and of course i am a betting man and i would bet against him winning the next general election . so the next general election. so that's starting to change slightly winds are slightly though. the winds are changing. but is it going to changing. yes but is it going to change enough? for me, it's not.

and we're going see and also, we're going to see some might some more stories that might affect is affect that later. there is another also in the another story also in the guardian, verbal abuse damaging another story also in the guchildren erbal abuse damaging another story also in the guchildren ,rbal abuse damaging another story also in the guchildren , say abuse damaging another story also in the guchildren , say expertsiamaging another story also in the guchildren , say experts .|maging another story also in the guchildren , say experts . thising to children, say experts. this is quite an interesting, wasn't it? i mean , look, you explain it it? i mean, look, you explain it first, if you don't mind. so this story is about parents who shout at their children or call them stupid as a sort of leaving their offspring at greater risk of self—harm. now i guess there is a correlation between those two things. i don't know if it's a greater risk. the reason i say that i'm not condoning that type of towards children, of behaviour towards children, by but imagine that by the way, but you imagine that was parents were was the sort of way parents were towards children for generations and self harm. i don't know if it seems that in, in in recent times self harm seems to have exploded in some way. but during a time where parents aren't really shouting at kids in the same way, they would have done in previous generations. so i'm not sure the correlation stacks up. we've all got children, though. yes, very hard to not shout at your children, particularly yours, adam, because they're so annoying.

>> mean , you surely you should >> i mean, you surely you should never call your child stupid . never call your child stupid. you can say that was stupid, but not you're stupid. yeah. apart from my daughter from the stupid one, my daughter has called me stupid. >> should do about it? >> what should i do about it? it's the other way oh, it's the other way round. oh, okay. cool. no no. okay. cool. cool. yeah. no no. >> isn't it obvious you >> but isn't it obvious you don't call a child? >> no, i think it is obvious, adam, everyone. adam, but not to everyone. but it yeah, not to the stupid >> yeah, but not to the stupid parents. that's the problem. and the they're correct. the irony is they're correct. yeah. unfortunately, then it yeah. and unfortunately, then it continues that cycle. >> certain >> but yes, there are certain things wouldn't >> but yes, there are certain thin know, wouldn't >> but yes, there are certain thin know, it's wouldn't >> but yes, there are certain thin know, it's very wouldn't >> but yes, there are certain thin know, it's very hard jldn't >> but yes, there are certain thin know, it's very hard fon't >> but yes, there are certain thin know, it's very hard for any you know, it's very hard for any to parent not lose their temper. but it's a tough one but this is it's a tough one because, of course, of course, it's make the impact. it's going to make the impact. and three and i'm sure we we're three comics. sure we were comics. i'm sure we were traumatised parents to traumatised by our parents to a degree even things degree from like even things that they innocuous things that they remember they might not even remember saying thing tend stick saying thing they tend to stick with . it's not much the with you. it's not so much the shouting. once watched dad shouting. i once watched my dad finish his tongue finish a yoghurt with his tongue and that me very and that affected me very deeply. so did he have to squeeze it to get the bottom to go up? i don't know what he was doing. all i know is i need to

get him a spoon for christmas. right. let's do the front page of the daily mail. >> adam mobile phones ban >> adam okay. mobile phones ban in education in schools. the education secretary dramatic secretary announced dramatic intervention secretary announced dramatic inimillions1 parents of millions of parents and teachers . main relief for teachers. the main relief for parents that don't have to parents is that don't have to buy a now, what buy their kid a phone. now, what a relief. this i think a what a relief. this i think it's great idea because it's a what a relief. this i think it's justeat idea because it's a what a relief. this i think it's justeat lessons. :ause it's a what a relief. this i think it's justeat lessons. it'se it's a what a relief. this i think it's justeat lessons. it's int's not just in lessons. it's in break time because we used to run and play and all run around and play and all sorts now sorts of stuff and now just doing the whole time. it's doing that the whole time. it's good for exercise. it's good for loads going good for exercise. it's good for lo.say going good for exercise. it's good for lo.say it's going going good for exercise. it's good for lo.say it's going to going good for exercise. it's good for lo.say it's going to create)ing to say it's going to create stopping bullying. but let's be honest, happen honest, bullying will happen in other forms. if anything, people are more a are going to be more like a bully because not bully because they're not distracted like distracted by their phone, like cyber existed cyber bullying, bullying existed before cyber bullying. it was just bullying. i don't just called bullying. so i don't think stop. think it's going to stop. bullying going bullying should it's going to stop happening stop it happening all through break through break and all through lessons. but it's going to stop it happening. >> but i mean, not just >> but i mean, it's not just about is it, paul? about bullying, is it, paul? it's distraction. it's it's about the distraction. it's about how affects their about how it affects their brains. it's brains. yeah, there's it's multifaceted. actually i multifaceted. this actually i mean, same mean, we're all of the same generation. there concept generation. there was no concept of we of mobile telephones when we were didn't have were at school. we didn't have that of distraction. so we that level of distraction. so we can't ourselves in that level of distraction. so we can'iposition. ourselves in that level of distraction. so we can'iposition. but rselves in that level of distraction. so we can'iposition. but rseldos in that level of distraction. so we can'iposition. but rseldo know that level of distraction. so we can'ifareion. but rseldo know that level of distraction. so we

can'ifare hugeyutrseldo know that level of distraction. so we can'ifare huge distraction.1ow there are huge distraction. there's another side to this. really, about in. really, it's about fitting in. i mean, year old, i mean, i've got a 14 year old, i know you've got a year old as know you've got a 14 year old as well, josh and whether we like it and whether we'd like it or not and whether we'd like to say no fitting in and having the right things to fit in is relatively in the relatively important in the sense that if you don't, then you are targeted and just for the sheer nature of children. however that's a bit off piste because this is about mobile telephones during a lesson and in my daughter's school they are banned lesson. i'm sure banned during lesson. i'm sure that's that's not something that's that's not something that's mandated from central government at the moment it government at the moment or it is tomorrow i think, or is as of tomorrow i think, or something. but however that is policed locally at the school and to some success, i don't want to say it was. yeah, well this seems like an easy win for the tories of i don't think there's who are there's many people who are going to like, no, we going to be like, no, no, we should our on should allow our children on their during school their phones during school time. >> bit obvious, you >> so it's a bit obvious, you know what they have? have know what they have? they have two a string two tin cans with a string between them instead, and then they with the they get kids with the heinz beans will bully the kid with the yeah and the ads the asda beans. yeah and the ads will of

will be the equivalent of android, yeah. android, wouldn't it? yeah. >> there's always reason to bully isn't there. bully someone, isn't there. yeah right. it's monday's times now paul right. it's monday's times now paul. they leading paul. what are they leading with. doctor handed £7,900 to cover one strike shift. now that is a lot of money. eight grand is a lot of money. eight grand is a lot of money. i'd probably want more than eight grand to deal with general public, particularly when they're ill, because been in because if you've ever been in a hospital , particularly a&e, hospital, particularly a&e, where is lot stress where there is a lot of stress going some reason it going on, for some reason it bnngs going on, for some reason it brings worst out in people. brings the worst out in people. it very brings worst it very rarely brings the worst out medical staff. have out in the medical staff. i have to people sick. i mean, to say, people are sick. i mean, but sick. okay, it's but they are sick. so okay, it's justifiable should justifiable. let's say we should abuse doctors . however, abuse all doctors. however, i would this that's not would say that this that's not what you i'm not saying what you know, i'm not saying definitely what all doctors definitely not what all doctors to some of them enough of £1,900. it's a lot of money and it seems. but that's what that's what consultancy is all about is to fill the gaps that you can't fill. and if you've got doctors striking this is the monetary cost. but unfortunately there's monetary just during monetary costs isn't just during strikes, because strikes, it's because of understaffing . there's gaps understaffing. there's gaps in the know, and it's also the you know, and it's also the nurses when they bring in

outside nurses, they they're not getting 7900, but they get considerably more. and i know that because my mother in law is a and that's that's where a nurse and that's that's where she the christmas she pays for the christmas presents all the kids. presents for all the kids. >> they just get the >> couldn't they just get the army to do the instead, like army to do the job instead, like they with other they do with other jobs? >> don't. good with that. >> i don't. good luck with that. just there is just never get sick. there is another here. want to another story here. want to win over boss? your over your boss? praise your colleagues. i just want to colleagues. and i just want to say doing say you're both doing a fantastic well, you fantastic job. well, josh, you are marvellously and splendidly good looking, yes, adam, good looking, sir. yes, adam, you want to say anything? >> i'd like to tell you that the proper boss the desk proper boss in the sound desk over you're great job. >> fair enough. all right, let's finish on the sun, then. adam what's going on there? >> attack >> russian hackers attack royals. there's royals. so basically, there's some hackers in russia that have attacked they've attacked the royals and they've claimed their claimed to go on to their website . what's interesting is website. what's interesting is they've and said they've come fonnard and said it's thought the it's us, which i thought the whole hacking was no it's us, which i thought the who knows hacking was no it's us, which i thought the who knows it's hacking was no it's us, which i thought the who knows it's you. ing was no it's us, which i thought the who knows it's you. right?s no it's us, which i thought the who knows it's you. right? but one knows it's you. right? but anyway, kill milk . the anyway, kill milk. the perpetrator, the perpetrator, leader of the russian . basically, they russian. basically, they called the called kill net. so the groups called kill net. so kill milk, kill net and their favourite films probably kill

bill and they basically claimed in a telegraph post that they were the takedown. but were behind the takedown. but the have it didn't the royals have said it didn't happen. so it's really weird. normally song goes, i've been hacked. now hacked. oh, it wasn't me. now they're going, you. they're going, we hacked you. they're didn't. they're going, we hacked you. the quite didn't. they're going, we hacked you. the quite weird, didn't. they're going, we hacked you. the quite weird, isn't didn't. they're going, we hacked you. the quite weird, isn't it?iidn't. it's quite weird, isn't it? yes it because i'm not sure it is weird because i'm not sure what by it. what they achieved by it. >> hardly war games is it? >> it's hardly war games is it? it's vital infrastructure. if you on the royal you can't get on to the royal website, can't find out website, you can't find out who's the fifth in line. i've never been royal website. never been on the royal website. i a royalist as i consider myself a royalist as well. oh my gosh. you've got you've a lot of hours of you've got a lot of hours of pleasure . pleasure. >> it not be good if you hack the royal website and all you did. you had power to everything just prince charles ears just made prince charles ears a tiny bigger. i'm sure. tiny bit bigger. no, i'm sure. and older, you go , maybe and you get older, you go, maybe he's old russians he's just got old russians showing just or just showing up. just subtle. or just put mole on someone isn't put a mole on someone that isn't normally think normally there. well, i think actually royal family have actually the royal family have done seeing how done pretty well seeing how russians have treated their their russians have treated their the and i russians have treated their theand i think crashing the >> and i think crashing the website, maybe that's what they should kevin should have done instead. kevin all that's front all right. that's the front pages of. join us in pages taken care of. join us in a slacker council's a moment for slacker council's braverman on the celebs braverman takes on the celebs and tory mps on the dole. see

gb news radio show . gb news radio show. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie, joined by paul herzberg , leo kearse and stephen herzberg, leo kearse and stephen allen cox and adam, soon to be booked by paul bloom right. first up, paul is mondays express and it seems like suella got some more people on her list for rwanda. here she well, yeah, exactly . i mean, this is so let exactly. i mean, this is so let me let me just give you the headunes me let me just give you the headlines and we'll discuss it. suella launches attack suella braverman launches attack on out—of—touch on pampered, out—of—touch celebrity . so the home secretary celebrity. so the home secretary has called out celebs who have condemned on condemned her stance on immigration. so this, of course, is following braverman's speech immigration. so this, of course, is the)wing braverman's speech immigration. so this, of course, is the us|g braverman's speech immigration. so this, of course, is the us earliererman's speech immigration. so this, of course, is the us earlier in1an's speech immigration. so this, of course, is the us earlier in thes speech immigration. so this, of course, is the us earlier in the week, :h in the us earlier in the week, where she said that multiculturalism isn't working. so we're dealing with here so what we're dealing with here is an opinion to and my money that's a valid opinion. see that's a valid opinion. you see the it's not. and if the working or it's not. and if it's not working and we need to do something about it openly admitting it's not working would be the first step. she

be the first step. and she wouldn't be first person to wouldn't be the first person to have this. a number of have said this. a number of people said this a number have said this. a number of pesort said this a number have said this. a number of pesort of said this a number have said this. a number of pesort of centre] this a number have said this. a number of pesort of centre left; a number have said this. a number of pesort of centre left europeaner of sort of centre left european leaders like angela merkel all have said this in the past. multicultural ism is a multifaceted , huge issue for any multifaceted, huge issue for any country . what you're doing, even country. what you're doing, even if you take it on, even if you take a classroom of children and you mix in people of different abilities, you have to you have to manage that irrespective of culture. yeah, i mean, let's stop talking about your daughter . yes. i mean, there is an issue, but it's also how people define multiculturalism. what we're really talking about is integration . an there are other integration. an there are other things that she said , arguably things that she said, arguably that upset that people got very upset about. even tories , the lgbt about. even tories, the lgbt tories got very upset about it. but let's talk about the issue of celebrities. obviously anyone has the right to comment . that's has the right to comment. that's fine. adam do you think that they at all have a role to play using their profiles? i think to make comments. >> i think it's beautiful. elton john comes for elton john's love. he's not doing it to make

people already people like him. he's already loved. way, i have a loved. and by the way, i have a solution. what you need to do is remove all non—white people from england racists got to england so racists have got to find be unhappy. find a new reason to be unhappy. >> very the point is that >> very good. the point is that i think the virtue i don't think the word virtue signalling we've people signalling we've all seen people virtue can virtue signalling and you can see their eyes. they go, see it in their eyes. they go, yeah, i think this. and you go, this about want to this is about you. you want to look someone thinks look good when someone thinks something hatred something is causing hatred and they're say they're powerful, they can say this causing hatred . i'm this is causing hatred. i'm elton and listen to me. he elton john and listen to me. he has that voice. i think it's beautiful virtue singing. i think the think you can always spot the difference between virtue signalling. has very signalling. someone has a very honest i'll give honest point to make. i'll give you example of virtue you an example of virtue signalling. i got chatting to a girl the other she had a girl the other day. she had at shirt that said make not girl the other day. she had at shirti that said make not girl the other day. she had at shirti tried it said make not girl the other day. she had at shirti tried itsaid make not girl the other day. she had at shirti tried it on] make not girl the other day. she had at shirti tried it on with (e not girl the other day. she had at shirti tried it on with her not girl the other day. she had at shirti tried it on with her and ot war. i tried it on with her and you should have seen the fight she put up. >> mean, that's a very >> i mean, that's a very honourable points honourable bunch of points you made the difference made there. and the difference i think, is that it's easy for these to make it. these celebs to make it. i thoroughly believe that elton john believes everything he says, along with all these other people, haven't got to people, but they haven't got to fix and also , fix the problem. and also, suella braverman is on the other

side argument, saying side of that argument, saying almost the polar opposite, but just valid . and so i think just as valid. and so i think that we have problem with that we have a problem with multiculturalism across across the world where we've sold it as as as the paradise that we all should be seeking. but we have never really admitted what the problems are. no, i mean, and also the other thing is that, you know, she made comments about there are migrants about how there are migrants gaming system. that's just gaming the system. that's just a fact that has been proved now. now that doesn't mean all asylum seekers that any seekers are doing that by any means, there are certain means, but there are certain gaps holes within system gaps or holes within the system that exploiting that that people are exploiting , as you say, calling these things out isn't the same as necessarily spreading hatred or whatnot. but it's interesting that people will listen to celebrities, the ones that they agree with, whether you're on the left or the right or whatever, you know , people who whatever, you know, people who will say, stop listening to celebrities, they're all idiots or as soon you or whatever. but as soon as you get celebrity agrees with get a celebrity who agrees with you, telling get a celebrity who agrees with you truth telling get a celebrity who agrees with you truth or telling get a celebrity who agrees with you truth or she's telling ng get a celebrity who agrees with you truth or she's telling the the truth or she's telling the truth, hypocrites . truth, so we're all hypocrites. is it a degree? >> is not that if it >> is it not clear that if it wasn't for multiculturalism, she

wouldn't first wouldn't have a job in the first place is , as place because she is, as a result of multiculturalism . so result of multiculturalism. so she grateful for she should be grateful for multiculturalism surely. multiculturalism, surely. >> very deep, adam. >> this is very deep, adam. >> this is very deep, adam. >> deep. it's very. >> it's not deep. it's very. >> it's not deep. it's very. >> simple. >> it's very simple. >> it's very simple. >> straightfonnard. >> it's very simple. >> thinkrightfonnard. >> it's very simple. >> think it'stfonnard. >> it's very simple. >> think it's and�*ard. >> it's very simple. >> think it's and ird. >> it's very simple. >> think it's and i also think >> i think it's and i also think it's a basic foundation of the argument. you're absolutely right. wouldn't argument. you're absolutely right. i wouldn't argument. you're absolutely right. i guess wouldn't argument. you're absolutely right. i guess my wouldn't argument. you're absolutely right. i guess my point:in't argument. you're absolutely right. i guess my point ist be there. i guess my point is we're position and, you we're in that position and, you know, probably better for know, probably the better for it. however, there are problems with do we tackle it with it. how do we tackle it without everyone a without calling everyone a racist it's problem? racist who says it's a problem? i point is that we're i think my point is that we're moving telegraph. i think my point is that we're mov minute, telegraph. i think my point is that we're mov minute, one telegraph. i think my point is that we're mov minute, one minute. graph. one minute, one minute. >> the answer is >> okay. the answer is education. it's as simple as that. always, always. >> mondays next. >> mondays telegraph. next. adam, these people adam, maybe some of these people might a book. your might want to buy a book. your copy of the book, how to be a stand up comedian . stand up comedian. >> well, funny you mention it . stand up comedian. >> well, funny you mention it. i have a best seller book out . i have a best seller book out. i have a best seller book out. i have a best seller book out called this is an incredible coincidence comic coincidence finding your comic genius. have it on you. yes. genius. you have it on you. yes. it's the incredible coincidences. i haven't this coincidences. i haven't had this on three on me for the previous three times. here. so thank times. i'm here. so thank you. but have a best selling book but i have a best selling book out called finding your comic genius. teaches be genius. and it teaches you to be a better comedian. why would

a better comedian. and why would the this story the people in this story possibly a new job? because possibly need a new job? because tory mps with a majority of 8000 or less might want to get another job. apparently, an expert, dr. frank luntz, you can tell he's good. yeah. yeah. anybody? no one called luntz isn't good at their job. dr. luntz. don't get luntz. dr. luntz. you don't get luntz. dr. frank luntz was fired for not being good. you'd never hear that. but basically, he's an american strategist, american political strategist, and suggests that 1—1 third and he suggests that 1—1 third of politicians are going to lose their seat if tory mps he's tory mp sorry, specifically, if you lose your seat , just go to ikea, lose your seat, just go to ikea, get a new one. and if you're a bit scared that how it works . bit scared that how it works. need to read this book. >> former best selling book there. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i mean , clearly dr. luntz >> i mean, clearly dr. luntz knows his stuff , but i don't knows his stuff, but i don't think he's been watching because he suggests here that these tory mps with a majority of 8000 or less should look for another job. got or job. they've already got 2 or 3 other that's what's been other jobs. that's what's been happening got shares happening and they've got shares in like have look, in things like shell have look, gb news is full. oh yeah, the

most . how gb news is full. oh yeah, the most. how many tory mps are sort of seeing this is a life raft. there's no room on headline, that's for sure. but i mean, there are issues. i mean, there are committees that deal with these kind of issues because when do lose their jobs when people do lose their jobs and regardless of how it goes, there who are going there will be mps who are going to jobs. are to lose their jobs. there are questions about where they do work terms of the work next in terms of the contacts that they've made being in government, they're in government, if they're allowed of utilise that allowed to sort of utilise that knowledge and work for companies that they they will sort of have this unfair advantage with. and there are rules in place for that and you have to take that and how you have to take a certain number of years off and people say should never be people say you should never be able to go to these able to go to work in these systems. going see systems. but we are going to see a very well already a lot of tory mp, not but few tory mp, not a lot, but a few tory mp, not a lot, but a few tory said i'm not tory mps have just said i'm not going to fight the next election. of seen election. they've sort of seen which is blowing which way the wind is blowing and we are probably going see and we are probably going to see and we are probably going to see a leaving new jobs a lot of people leaving new jobs and know it's easy to vilify and i know it's easy to vilify mps of all colour. and i know it's easy to vilify mps of all colour . yeah, but mps of all colour. yeah, but does go no joking . however, does this go no joking. however, one thing i would say is, you know, if you're just

know, if you if you're just a one mp and you've been one term mp and you've been on 80 grand which of course 80 grand a year, which of course the uk is a lot of money, but, but, but you don't job but, but you don't have a job after spent all after that and you've spent all of you are of that money, you are effectively redundant and it could be an issue for some people. yeah, i feel really sorry for them. moving on to the i how are those five pledges i and how are those five pledges working the rishi working out for the real rishi paul working out for the real rishi paul, the real rishi, the real rishi? we finally seeing that paul, the real rishi, the real rishi'so e finally seeing that paul, the real rishi, the real rishi'so yes1ally seeing that paul, the real rishi, the real rishi'so yes ,|lly seeing that paul, the real rishi, the real rishi'so yes , ay seeing that paul, the real rishi, the real rishi'so yes , a quarter that paul, the real rishi, the real rishi'so yes , a quarter ofiat guy? so yes, a quarter of population now on the nhs waiting list. ouch a poll suggests in a warning to rishi sunak. so the prime minister has promised to bring down waiting lists by the time the next election happens, the next general election happens . of general election happens. of course he's going to have to. i think the biggest victim of the covid pandemic has been the service that the nhs have been able to provide. i think we have i can't speak for us all, actually. i know people that have been through cancer treatment in the last year or so and when you get into system and when you get into the system , um, the system works very well. end the well. but the front end of the system, think we've seen system, i think we've seen a

massive in my lifetime massive decline in my lifetime at the end of the nhs at the front end of the nhs and at the front end of the nhs and a huge sort of exponential decline since the pandemic because the pandemic sort of put this huge wall between us and gp's in particular, where you have to see a pandemic, you have to see a paramedic, yeah, you've got to get pots and pans, you've got to get pots and pans, you've got to get pots and pans, you've got to them before they please come and help me. there's some lady called who wants to lady called sharon who wants to know why you're back with the same you can same war issue before you can get near a doctor. and get anywhere near a doctor. and i at the front end of the i think at the front end of the nhs we've a huge problem. nhs we've got a huge problem. the says, the fact the fact that he says, the fact that in the i news that this says in the i news that this says in the i news that there's quarter of great that there's a quarter of great britain the waiting list, britain on the waiting list, i think a little a stretch think a little bit of a stretch because it's a it's a quarter of people asked and they people that were asked and they said they've been waiting or their a very their experience. it's a very headune their experience. it's a very headline , certainly as they headline, certainly as they vowed to it down. and vowed to bring it down. and actually waiting list has gone up. yes, i agree with you, up. and yes, i agree with you, the has the pandemic obviously has played adam, played a part. also, adam, arguably strikes. but this could also be seen as a of also be seen as a sort of systematic this systematic failure of this government, not this is these are issues, these are problems

that are set up years in advance by lack of investment to get to the point where we're in now, where not enough of where there's just not enough of a in place to deal a of a system in place to deal with numbers people in with the numbers of people in thisl think the biggest worry is >> i think the biggest worry is that 1 >> i think the biggest worry is that1 in 4 people are ill. well, yes, that's the biggest one. >> that's really good point. >> that's a really good point. >> that's a really good point. >> probably >> yeah, we could probably make this just this waiting list shorter just by anyone over 70 by telling anyone over 70 they're to talk they're not allowed to talk about what else is wrong with them doctor. them when they leave the doctor. that's is. i've seen that's what it is. i've seen them. going. and another that's what it is. i've seen thnmy going. and another that's what it is. i've seen thnmy bag. going. and another that's what it is. i've seen thnmy bag. there ng. and another that's what it is. i've seen thnmy bag. there and and another that's what it is. i've seen thnmy bag. there and i'm another that's what it is. i've seen thnmy bag. there and i'm like, ler in my bag. there and i'm like, just get out. i'm waiting. next but people too polite, but people are too polite, doctor. need ruder doctor. we need we need ruder doctors just hanging doctors like you just hanging out at the gp. >> look. look at these >> just look. look at these guys. these guns. >> just look. look at these gunait these guns. >> just look. look at these gunait a these guns. >> just look. look at these gunait a minutee guns. >> just look. look at these gunait a minute. guns. >> wait a minute. >> wait a minute. >> yeah, my book counter how to be a better gp by quite terrifying adam bloom. a story in the express. now adam and like headmaster and back to like the headmaster and back to the gove is getting the future. gove is getting tough those slackers . do you tough on those slackers. do you get that reference? >> adam no. >> adam no. >> was glad i >> okay, great. i was glad i perhaps we could go back in time. >> you do it again? yeah. it won't michael gove won't work. so, michael gove vows slacker councils for vows to ban slacker councils for bringing in a four day week. now

i didn't know about this until, like , an hour ago because i only like, an hour ago because i only work a four day week, so i don't read the papers. but. but it seems bit that, you know, seems a bit much that, you know, people at least five days people work at least five days a week. the average person, and then they're paying the council tax and the people they're paying tax and the people they're paying are doing paying it to are doing a four day talking to day week. you're talking to people 40 minutes people who work about 40 minutes a normally. people who work about 40 minutes a is normally. people who work about 40 minutes a is n0|right? sometimes up >> is that right? sometimes up to okay to 20. okay >> well, that's pretty much it. but that don't see why but i think that i don't see why that the case. but i think that i don't see why that day the case. but i think that i don't see why that day a the case. but i think that i don't see why that day a week, the case. but i think that i don't see why that day a week, whoe case. but i think that i don't see why that day a week, who decided? four day a week, who decided? i know what we're going to do. we're doing four week. we're doing a four day week. well been studies well there have been studies that carried that have been carried out around that show that around the world that show that having this four day week actually productive. >> are then it turns >> now there are then it turns out cambridge, where out that in cambridge, where they've carrying out this they've been carrying out this study, like of the study, it seems like one of the leaders of the council might have some data. i've read have fudged some data. i've read that that hasn't necessarily been proven to okay make it fit that. but there is a lot of evidence elsewhere that this is this might be a good thing, isn't it? productivity that's important. >> as long as everyone has a four day week. >> this is okay. my >> well, this is okay. so my point on this be that we

point on this would be that we can two issues. can separate these two issues. people we can separate a number of things here. people slack. people working four days people are working four days a week, slacking. the idea week, aren't slacking. the idea of a day week works of a four day a week works really well in instances. really well in some instances. but running public but if you're running public services people need access services that people need access to, they probably can't be four days week. the way it can be days a week. the way it can be four days a week is if you run two of four days a week. two shifts of four days a week. well, is well, one of the days is overlapped the seven overlapped and over the seven days, there's complete cover and there's on day. there's double cover on one day. so number of things so there are a number of things here have been completed here that have been completed conflated. an conflated. sorry to make this an interesting story to interesting story for us to read, think if you take read, but i think if you take them their merit, a four them on their own merit, a four day week works very for day a week works very well for a number of businesses. if you're if know, inputting if you're, you know, inputting data spreadsheet data into an excel spreadsheet all you can you all week long and you can you can compress that into four days and your outputs better, equal or then why not do it? or better, then why not do it? absolutely. and the other thing, the story is that absolutely. and the other thing, the gove story is that absolutely. and the other thing, the gove is story is that absolutely. and the other thing, the gove is being)ry is that absolutely. and the other thing, the gove is being criticised really for deflecting on his own failures in terms of trying to bnng failures in terms of trying to bring through legislation to help even the landlords help renters, even the landlords that are now being pushed to the

side. they would have helped people have freeholds or people who have freeholds or don't freeholds and don't have freeholds and whatnot. this seems like an whatnot. so this seems like an easy of like he can easy sort of win. like he can just of, you know, appeal just sort of, you know, appeal to oh yeah, those to the base. oh yeah, those freeloaders, we're going shut freeloaders, we're going to shut them to actually them down as opposed to actually doing his job. really? yeah, i agree . i just don't this as agree. i just don't see this as as anything more than an easy target . yes, indeed. all right. target. yes, indeed. all right. >> well, i love the idea, actually, because that's one on one one off as well. one off, one on one off as well. so let's say streets sweepers where doing five days a where i'm doing five days in a row and go, oh, god, this is hard work. there's more rubbish to sweep admittedly to sweep up. admittedly but they'll because to sweep up. admittedly but they'll actually because to sweep up. admittedly but they'll actually had because to sweep up. admittedly but they'll actually had aecause to sweep up. admittedly but they'll actually had a day se to sweep up. admittedly but they'll actually had a day off. they've actually had a day off. so on, off, on, off, on, off. yeah. prostitutes. wouldn't yeah. prostitutes. i wouldn't want to be there. >> what you're >> don't know what you're talking . take us to the talking about. take us to the halfway point. is the ai news and paul does this mean my uber eats will be cold when i get home tonight? it might well be if by the way, other good if you by the way, other good delivery are available, delivery services are available, but i've got a discount on that one. so yeah. and i'm available for discounts also. thank you . for discounts also. thank you. ban use plastic ban on single use plastic cutlery , food containers and

cutlery, food containers and other items into force in other items came into force in england sunday, which if england on sunday, which if you're watching today, is now if you're watching today, is now if you're watching today, is now if you're watching tomorrow's yesterday the ban which applies to all businesses including takeaways, vendors, takeaways, food vendors, hospitality firms and retailers, restricts the sale of certain plastic products . it's so i plastic products. it's so i think they do again, there's a there's a bit of conflation in this story where climate change creeps its way in. now, i think you can separate from climate change. i think, you know, keep britain was a great slogan britain tidy was a great slogan throughout the 70s and 80s. and this is this is this for me is what this is about. bio degradable about. non bio degradable products. might as well get products. we might as well get rid of them because if they can't, they just sit in can't, if they just sit in landfill streams landfill or fill up the streams or whatever, bad . killing or whatever, that's bad. killing animals. you know, do animals. i mean, you know, do you agree with that, adam? i mean, think there's mean, do you think there's anything this? is anything wrong with this? is there to this? anything wrong with this? is the it to this? anything wrong with this? is thei think to this? anything wrong with this? is thei think we to this? anything wrong with this? is thei think we shouldhis? anything wrong with this? is thei think we should just eat >> i think we should just eat with hands and then chop our with our hands and then chop our hands and recycled? no, hands off and get recycled? no, it we've all used it makes sense. we've all used plastic like plastic stuff and it's just like sometimes like sometimes you don't even like you stir and it's gone you stir a coffee and it's gone andits you stir a coffee and it's gone and it's just like and you think the millions people doing and it's just like and you think

the millicthink people doing and it's just like and you think the millicthink this)le doing and it's just like and you think the millicthink this)le doiyou that, you think this can't, you know, use my glasses. know, i use my glasses. i literally do this with a coffee. now yes, do. now yes, i do. wow. >> genius. disgusting >> that's genius. disgusting >> that's genius. disgusting >> that's genius. disgusting >> that's i you know what? every time i do it, i feel slightly ashamed. you know, this guilty pleasure, you go, oh, this is wrong. right? >> i'm also wondering you >> i'm also wondering why you smell but coming up is smell dirt. but coming up is part three with harry potter. petraeus diabetic women actually and cancelled stars making the big bucks. i need to get cancelled. see you in

radio. >> welcome back to headliners and straight into monday's guardian and adam, you think the one place that wouldn't be racist apart from the labour party would be the hrc so former race lead sue a hrc for race discrimination and they can't accuse them of virtue signalling because they're not white. >> fair point. because they're not white. >> fair point . well, maybe not. >> fair point. well, maybe not. >> fair point. well, maybe not. >> that was adam bloom . verify

>> that was adam bloom. verify their distraction . now, former their distraction. now, former staff of the equality and human rights commission is suing the watchdog alleging race discrimination and unfair dismissal and employment tribunal this week. >> now i'm to going try and pronounce the name pretty katryca. any goes costa rica. >> costa rica , paprika. >> costa rica, paprika. >> costa rica, paprika. >> yeah. a senior. >> costa rica, paprika. >> yeah. a senior . let >> costa rica, paprika. >> yeah. a senior. let me do it again . priti katryca. all right again. priti katryca. all right , we've all been cancelled. >> now it's all over . well, >> now it's all over. well, actually, i googled it, and that's what steve jobs said. >> and you can't say he's racist because he's dead. okay, but i actually. good if you're listening, i really, really tried to get this and tried to get this right, and i googled your name. anyway it's still she claims still racist, mate. she claims she was vilified. silenced and punished for doing her job by speaking up about race, which is her job to speak up about race. >> this is an interesting story. paul because it reads to me that she was basically her job is to call out racism and she called it out or tried to call it out

in various organisations and say that the police are institutionally racist and higher education and all these different things and they turned around and said, yeah, no . and around and said, yeah, no. and then she was like, well, you're racist . and that feels like the racist. and that feels like the story to me . it racist. and that feels like the story to me. it is racist. and that feels like the story to me . it is story. story to me. it is the story. i think that's a great synopsis. i mean, of course it's happening at the hrc . it's the same old at the hrc. it's the same old adage, isn't it? a little bit. if somebody if someone's overly zealously telling you that they're a male feminist, probably be wary. if they're a male feminist, probably be wary . if someone's probably be wary. if someone's if someone's continually telling you they're a race ally , you they're a race ally, probably be wary and the equality and human rights commission is going to be one of those places because it's going to be overly scrutinised the whole time. one thing i do find interesting about this is this story is in the guardian, and i think this is a good piece of journalism guardian, journalism from the guardian, which don't say which is something i don't say very sense that you very often in the sense that you wouldn't to call wouldn't expect them to call this stuff out. this right in this stuff out. this is right in their sort centre. well, their sort of the centre. well, i know if they're calling i don't know if they're calling it i would argue they're

it out. i would argue they're sort seems like they're sort of they seems like they're kind agreeing her. kind of agreeing with her. they also up also need well they bring up kishwar pfalzner, is the kishwar pfalzner, who is the head at the moment and these claims against her that about bullying and harassment, which arguably are kind of muddying the water over the transit , who the water over the transit, who have been up to kind of have been brought up to kind of discredit there's discredit her. and there's government ministers saying that she investigated at she shouldn't be investigated at all the claims are all because the claims are spunous. all because the claims are spurious . so anyway, i'm just spurious. so anyway, i'm just saying that guardian seems spurious. so anyway, i'm just sajhave,1at guardian seems spurious. so anyway, i'm just sajhave, as guardian seems spurious. so anyway, i'm just sajhave, as all guardian seems spurious. so anyway, i'm just sajhave, as all newspapers eems spurious. so anyway, i'm just sajhave, as all newspapers do, s to have, as all newspapers do, their own agenda . and it's sort their own agenda. and it's sort of it definitely feels like it's coming out. and what i worry about this sorry, if you were going come in there, what i going to come in there, what i do worry about, he's terrified that back that we're going to go back to him is the what he does is him is the whole what he does is it the whole is it highlights the whole thing is probably quite performative. so the equalities the whole thing, the equalities and human rights commission is probably performative. probably quite perform ative. well, got probably quite performative. well, got a job do well, they've got a job to do and and i wouldn't say it's and they and i wouldn't say it's and they and i wouldn't say it's a . mean they a performative. i mean they they set they a job. they set up they have a job. they have in past in terms have worked in the past in terms of they found the labour party guilty discriminating against guilty of discriminating against jews the law. it's jews or breaking the law. it's

interesting how priti kathy gyngell how she basically she's come in and said that they shouldn't have done that. it was a political decision to investigate labour. now obviously interest obviously i'm invested interest in jew . and and, and in this as a jew. and and, and you know, cranks are going to absolutely love this. this is this is their narrative. they've been trying to sort of spread all along. i'm fully aware of that. as you as say these that. as you as you say these things and i agree with a things that and i agree with a lot things they said lot of the things they said about jeremy corbyn. there's nothing agree with nothing in fact, i agree with everything said. you everything they said. but you still right? still won't book me, right? friend graham friend of headliners graham linehan rip in the linehan letting it rip in the telegraph next poll, harry potter stars portrayed j.k. rowling trans row. graham rowling over trans row. graham friend . and i'd like to be friend. and i'd like to be impartial about this story. they did. yes, they did. i genuinely i've made i've never made more notes about a story i can see than i have about about this one. you've also drawn a lot of willies. yeah that's my hieroglyphs. >> and then chop them off. >> and then chop them off. >> i'm starting to wonder if the jk rowling thing is one of the

biggest mandi effects we've ever seen. no matter how hard i look or ask, i cannot find any thing where jk rowling has actually been transphobic. it's madness. i can't because she gave all of them a million each. >> so shut up. >> so shut up. >> yeah, well, i just cannot find it. and the fact that they've thrown her under the bus for an absolute for this to me is an absolute disgrace. threats, threats. disgrace. threats, rape threats. and yet they're not supporting her and saying, oh, this is terrible they made terrible. they she has made their entire lives, their careers . you know, at no point careers. you know, at no point has she done anything that is exclusion free. the only thing she has ever done is say is make a clear line, a distinction between a trans woman and a woman. and i think that is perfectly acceptable. i don't think that that is transphobic. and i find this whole thing abhorrent. i can't believe we've got this far people are got this far and people are still saying that rowling still saying that j.k. rowling is transferred . well, i on is transferred. well, i mean, on the weekend, adam, we're all comics. we all mates on facebook

as well. and you see these comments you people comments and you see people going, god, this is going, oh, my god, this is disgusting. people disgusting. and people talking about i about this article, people i know we've worked with know people we've worked with and out, and they're coming out, how disgusting is. i just disgusting she is. and i just said please again, alluding disgusting she is. and i just sa what�*ase again, alluding disgusting she is. and i just sa what you'reain, alluding disgusting she is. and i just sa what you're saying,illuding disgusting she is. and i just sa what you're saying, just ing to what you're saying, just quote me one direct from quote me one direct quote from jk rowling that is transphobic and they can never do it . i know and they can never do it. i know this is somewhat new to you. welcome to headliners >> i've got one opinion on this. okay, let's hear it . oh delicious. >> absolutely. absolutely delicious. but before we go off on this , paul is this coming on this, paul is this coming from them? is this coming from their publicists on this is what we've seen time and time again, certain people have poked their head up on the on the agenda debate , bette midler and various debate, bette midler and various people. and then like a day later, they'll out later, it's like they'll put out this and whatnot. and is this apology and whatnot. and is it just cowardice? you could excuse them that they're young. they continue their they they want to continue their careers . is there some okay. can careers. is there some okay. can we. it is cowardice, but it's

shrewd cowardice. and the distinction you made is an intelligent one because you know , their publicists, their agents are protecting the future of those actors because they know in this current climate of absolute bonkers that if absolute bonkers land that if they were to come out and say no , actually, very thankful to , actually, i'm very thankful to j.k. rowling, and she's entitled to views , yeah, they would to her views, yeah, they would be penalised. well i would. the final point is i will final point on this is i will argue that they are protecting their term future because their short term future because when more and more stuff when things more and more stuff is revealed and certain, like the charity mermaids and you have certain of the actors supporting them and when more and more stuff they have had a on their board, i believe , and on their board, i believe, and they're being investigated now by the charity commission. so yes, they're protecting them. but as more and more stuff comes out, i think in the long term it's going massively backfire it's going to massively backfire anyway has anyway times now, which has an interesting story diabetes interesting story on diabetes being sexist. adam yes, it is a very sexist thing. >> no, this is quite serious story, actually. doctors used to diagnosing men may not spot

35,000 women with diabetes. his basically the method they're using can actually miss out some women with diabetes which can cause death. so it's a very serious topic . so it's just for serious topic. so it's just for a second, let's be serious. thousands of women may be missing out on the diagnosis of type 2 diabetes because the threshold geared towards type 2 diabetes because the thresithis geared towards type 2 diabetes because the thresithis is geared towards type 2 diabetes because the thresithis is whated towards type 2 diabetes because the thresithis is what research is men. this is what research suggests. so this is a male doctors. is just doctors doctors. this is just doctors diagnosing men . so there's diagnosing men. so there's basically women falling under the radar . the radar. >> yes, because men and women are biologic different. but no, no. i mean, i mean, i know it sounds ridiculous, but this is unfortunately, what unfortunately, this is what scientists you have doctors out biologists, you have doctors out there who are who are saying no, who saying a spectrum who are saying it's a spectrum and these and there's not these differences . the whole point is differences. the whole point is acknowledge these differences. and there's a book, invisible women. book. women. it's a fantastic book. and it's got lots of and it just it's got lots of examples we have examples like this. we also have things and things like heart attacks and whatnot where in a world that's set up men , there are these set up for men, there are these gaps and need be dealt gaps and they need to be dealt with. i the question with. i think the question before quickly move on before we very quickly move on is, is it sexist just is, is it sexist or is it just an oversight now needs to

an oversight that now needs to be the last be rectified? paul, the last one, absolutely. there we go. right move the right let's move on to the lastly have times in the lastly. we have the times in the section and is this us cashing in? adam >> well, katie hopkins yeah. katie hopkins from kate thompson's to joe rogan, the cancelled stars cashing in. i think that first of all, katie hopkins has just started doing stand up comedy . stand up comedy. >> having read your. book the first things first. >> okay. when someone decides they're just going to be a comedian overnight, it's just such an insult to art form. such an insult to an art form. i watched a clip of and it was watched a clip of her and it was diabolical. it would be like me locking dark room locking myself in a dark room for thinking horrible for an hour thinking horrible thoughts and thinking that makes me bigot, it's just me a vile bigot, which it's just not like that. >> we to know, of course, >> we have to know, of course, but so what you're trying to say is that you would like a review for from don't think for your book from don't think you're as long as up on you're as long as you get up on stage. okay. i mean, what do you think about this? well it's an interesting article in the times. says, interesting article in the tim no, says, interesting article in the tim no, haven't says, interesting article in the tim no, haven't been vs, oh, no, people haven't been cancelled. people

cancelled. but the people that they're within all of they're including within all of this, most this, joe rogan, the most popular podcast in the uk, you've got jordan peterson like he's some figure. it he's like some hate figure. it is ridiculous , isn't of is ridiculous, isn't it? of course ridiculous. of course it's ridiculous. and of course it's ridiculous. and of course people see it. course people want to see it. people rock and roll. they people want rock and roll. they don't capitulation and don't want capitulation and conformity. that's what you conformity. and that's what you get if you stay within the boundaries. okay, let's move out of boundaries. that's for of the boundaries. that's it for this time silly this section. time for the silly section to go. we've got ash, birdies, shadow work and jedi waiters. to waiters. you will not want to miss please come back. is miss it. please come back. is that too not at all. okay

>> welcome back to the final part of headliners and kicking us off is the express pool. and it seems like eco warriors don't like mourners getting in on their throwing powder antics . their throwing powder antics. are you happy, adam? are you happy ? jesus happy? jesus >> thank you so much. >> thank you so much. >> absolutely. zero chaos here at headliners. people so eco warriors telling grieving brits

to stop spreading ashes on uk beauty spots. now, the more you read about this, the more you understand that it's a group of specifically a group of mountaineers that are saying you shouldn't this . so i've never shouldn't do this. so i've never heard a mountain saying, please climb if we said to climb on me. so if we said to mountaineers no longer climb mountains it is no good mountains because it is no good for the mountain, they'd be upset . i for the mountain, they'd be upset. i think quite controversial , really. you controversial, really. you should be able to spread your ashes wherever you like. they're biodegradable. i mean, you can't just wander. what they're just wander. but what they're saying though, is saying here, though, adam, is actually too of that. they actually too much of that. they have phosphate in them and various chemicals actually various chemicals that actually can are too many ashes can if there are too many ashes put one spot, it can actually put in one spot, it can actually damage the environment. and they're it lower down they're saying do it lower down they're saying do it lower down the enough isn't it. >> so enough isn't it. >> so enough isn't it. >> your dad cremated or. >> my dad was thanks for >> my dad was buried. thanks for bringing okay. yeah. >> my dad was buried. thanks for brirs01g okay. yeah. >> my dad was buried. thanks for brirso i okay. yeah. >> my dad was buried. thanks for brirso i just okay. yeah. >> my dad was buried. thanks for brirso i just thought|y. yeah. >> my dad was buried. thanks for brirso i just thought it'd eah. >> my dad was buried. thanks for brirso i just thought it'd be. >> so i just thought it'd be funny now, finding your comic genius. >> my dad was buried last year, and i, you know, in the jewish faith, the men have to fill in the grave with shovels themselves. and that was. i was

really dreading that. but when themselves. and that was. i was re happened, 1g that. but when themselves. and that was. i was re happened, it that. but when themselves. and that was. i was re happened, it wasn'tiut when themselves. and that was. i was re happened, it wasn't that hen themselves. and that was. i was re happened, it wasn't that bad it happened, it wasn't that bad because competitive. it happened, it wasn't that bad becand competitive. it happened, it wasn't that bad becand also, competitive. it happened, it wasn't that bad becand also, you're)mpetitive. it happened, it wasn't that bad becand also, you're competing >> and also, you're competing with your siblings and yeah , no, with your siblings and yeah, no, no, my nephew and my brother in law. >> but and also, you're the silliest. it was still emotional . came second. and what's my . i came second. and what's my point? i think maybe we should get in a way that's get rid of ashes in a way that's suitable to someone's job or hobbies. so if like class hobbies. so if you like class a drugs, family can snort drugs, a family can snort you. and you indoor games , and if you like indoor games, they you in an sketch i >>i >> i personally thinking >> i was personally thinking what could do is it could what they could do is it could be sort of like the great escape where they sort you it out where they sort of you do it out of walking of your pockets walking down, see out? see how that works out? >> that's great. >> oh, that's great. >> oh, that's great. >> look the mirror. and >> let's look at the mirror. and paul >> let's look at the mirror. and paul, perhaps famous people aren't useless. well, aren't totally useless. well, not michael sheen not all of them. michael sheen among rishi sunak among stars de—man rishi sunak give an extra bank holiday so give uk an extra bank holiday so pubuc give uk an extra bank holiday so public including the public figures including the archbishop canterbury and archbishop of canterbury and actor sheen have called actor michael sheen have called for bank holiday an extra day for a bank holiday an extra day off for people to connect with each other and volunteer for. so i was i was right with this right until the very last sentence where i would have to get a day off. great. but when

i've got that day off, it's stipulated that i've got to connect with people . oh my connect with people. oh my goodness. volunteer day. i goodness. all volunteer day. i don't want to volunteer. i'll work days week. don't we work nine days a week. don't we have a holiday like this, adam? it's we're it's called sunday and we're here. yeah. and also this. thank day thing. this is properly cringe. i mean, i know the archbishop of canterbury, he's got he's. you know, this is his vibe, but this is this is pathetic. this is never going to happen. >> surely, i'll be honest with you. i was reading the next story got so absorbed in story and i got so absorbed in it, i forgot to listen. >> let me explain how the format works well, in a minute we'll see the irony of what happened. do you think we should have another bank holiday? so, another bank holiday? and if so, do we should do you think we should volunteer? we're doing it, volunteer? if we're doing it, i think there should be a charitable. >> being charitable, >> it's about being charitable, right? >> no, it's about having >> no, it's just about having a day wait minute. one >> oh, wait a minute. okay. one day everyone does day a year where everyone does something somebody, something nice for somebody, that'd homeless that'd be amazing. homeless people treated better. that'd be amazing. homeless peo it's. treated better. that'd be amazing. homeless peo it's. it's treated better. that'd be amazing. homeless peo it's. it's amazing ted better. that'd be amazing. homeless peo it's. it's amazing idea.etter. that'd be amazing. homeless peo it'fine.; amazing idea. etter. okay, fine. >> adam, guardian has >> adam, the guardian has a story to win back its readers. >> well, here is the irony. this is news story. america's

is a news story. america's america's print only america's new print only newspaper. basically, will newspaper. basically, this will become out six year. become out six times a year. it's $8.50. but the idea is people read slower and reading off a page. they're not distracted by things popping up. you don't the bright light you don't have the bright light hurting eyes and the irony hurting your eyes and the irony is that was enjoying reading is that i was enjoying reading that on paper. so much that i didn't listen to talking. didn't listen to you talking. yeah that is deeply ironic. >> this is part talking >> i mean, this is part talking of things paper. of things on paper. >> a very example . really? >> yeah. unbelievable the shameless. i would love to see you're going to sell at least four copies today. so paul, i mean, this is part of the lo fi movement, isn't it? i mean, this is an interesting idea. and as adam says, it's getting away is an interesting idea. and as adanthe/s, it's getting away is an interesting idea. and as adanthe distractioning away is an interesting idea. and as adanthe distraction of away is an interesting idea. and as adanthe distraction of screens. from the distraction of screens. i like it. and i like the lo fi movement. it's something that i can get into a really genuinely do. i have no issue. i'm not a technophobe. you've got a joystick at the end of it. i think now, basically. but i'm joystick at the end of it. i thina now, basically. but i'm joystick at the end of it. i thina technophobey. but i'm joystick at the end of it. i thina technophobe andit i'm joystick at the end of it. i thina technophobe and i i'm joystick at the end of it. i thina technophobe and i enjoy not a technophobe and i enjoy technology. we've a technology. we've had a discussion here behind the scenes a number should scenes a number of times. should we have these stories we could we have these stories on for instance, i

on ipads, for instance, which i think a stupid idea. think is a stupid idea. and yeah, i agree with yeah, i think i agree with you. i prefer love this. i much prefer i love this. i just remembered that the producer the one who had the producer is the one who had the story producer. so i think i love this sentence. here it says, the printed page is an immersive experience without constant distractions or or the spectre of other people's responses on social media, i.e. comments. and i that's wonderful . that seems like a naive time that's in the distant past now. and there's nothing like reading a book or the newspaper to just separate yourself in the real world. absolutely. and the fact is it's been a huge success. the first edition, i believe, sold out pretty straight away. out pretty much straight away. so could a sign of so this could be a sign of things come, which is i think things to come, which is i think is. yeah is. i hope so. yeah >> i was distracted. i got a text. >> i can i say the thing of the amount of times gone to amount of times you've gone to google important google something important or send email and then send an email and then something's popped up, you've done that. >> forgot do the thing right? >> but not every day. finally it's and paul , these it's the mail. and paul, these aren't the gratuities you're looking . you know how looking for. you know how waiters use jedi mind trick used

by the for the fbi to get you the to get you to pay a bigger tip so essentially there's a couple of things that's going on here. they are using positive reinforcement . so things like reinforcement. so things like great choice no problem . and great choice no problem. and coming right up, when your when you're dealing with it. so annoyingly american there it does indeed and mirroring which is something i wasn't necessarily aware of which is just repeating back just literally repeating back what said to you. it's what they said to you. it's literally repeating back, isn't it, what ? it, adam what? >> might try that. i've got >> i might try that. i've got to go you a drink? no, go. can i get you a drink? no, go away. no, go away. this isn't a problem. >> the one that catherine ryan was talking about, this doesn't >> the one that catherine ryan was tapractise out, this doesn't >> the one that catherine ryan was tapractise int, this doesn't >> the one that catherine ryan was tapractise in england jesn't really practise in england because put 12.5% service because people put 12.5% service charge on anyway for your convenience. >> oh, how convenient. especially since i've got to bnng especially since i've got to bring the family abacus with me. but. but. but it's not a problem. the way, the service problem. by the way, the service charge wise in england, you charge wise in england, if you want you've want it taken off because you've had , the had really bad service, the stigmas you, where stigmas attached to you, where if you've had bad service, the

stigma should attached the stigma should be attached to the waiting who've actually waiting staff who've actually treated it isn't. treated you badly. but it isn't. it's oh, look at that it's like, oh, look at that person, 11 year said the person, my 11 year old said the other they called other day, why they called waiters waiting, waiters when we do the waiting, is that lovely? >> is lovely. the >> that is lovely. out of the mouths of yeah. i mean, mouths of babes. yeah. i mean, so this mirroring thing is an interesting idea, and a interesting idea, and it's had a lot and they've had lot of work and they've had different waiters. is, different waiters. but this is, like say, predominantly like you say, predominantly an american they like you say, predominantly an ameonan they like you say, predominantly an ameon their they like you say, predominantly an ameon their tips they like you say, predominantly an ameon their tips or they like you say, predominantly an ameon their tips or it's they like you say, predominantly an ameon their tips or it's notiey rely on their tips or it's not necessarily low a paid job as necessarily as low a paid job as it can be. over here. i think we do it to some degree. you know, if you're an affable person, which are, you know, what which we all are, you know, what you do is you do mirror the person you're speaking to because you want them to be on equal you the i'm equal status to you in the i'm just doing hand movements. i'm saying status. just doing hand movements. i'm sayi|as status. just doing hand movements. i'm sayi|as a status. just doing hand movements. i'm sayi|as a result, status. just doing hand movements. i'm sayi|as a result, i'm status. just doing hand movements. i'm sayi|as a result, i'm empowering and as a result, i'm empowering us both josh, mary and now i'm going to mirror adam, a jew with glasses . yeah, that's pretty glasses. yeah, that's pretty slightly. and a beard . slightly. and a beard. >> slightly and not much hair. oh, my god. >> my god. it's like we're twins. we're brothers anyway. lovely mirror, right? well, yeah

. tick tock. there you go. thank you again for helping increase my tips when job is over. my tips when this job is over. right. over. so right. show's nearly over. so let's take another quick look at monday's we have monday's front pages. we have the daily mail mobile phones ban in schools . the times doctor in schools. the times doctor handed. in schools. the times doctor handed . £7,900 to cover one handed. £7,900 to cover one strike shift at guardian tory factions threaten to wreck sunaks conference mirror . do the sunaks conference mirror. do the right thing pm express is under vows to turn the screw on workshop and finally the daily star. our nuts are in crisis. those are your front pages . those are your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests, paul cox and adam bloom, who i dunno if you know, but he's got a book out. simon evans will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with paul cox and nick dixon. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thank you for us. good night.

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