south good evening. >> you're with gb news. and the top story, the home secretary has warned of a future hurricane of mass migration into the uk. in her speech to the tory party conference in manchester today, suella braverman says that as well as stopping illegal migrants from coming to the uk , migrants from coming to the uk, she will also make sure that legal migration is held at what she calls reasonable levels. ms braverman says the only way into the uk is via legal routes. >> this migration act, which will come into force in the coming months, now means that the only route to asylum in the uk is a legal route . the act

uk is a legal route. the act means that those arriving illegally will be detained and removed back to their home country if possible, or to a safe third country like rwanda . safe third country like rwanda. >> meanwhile, the mayor of greater manchester says that if the northern leg of hs2 is cancelled , it will send a signal cancelled, it will send a signal to the people living there that they're second class citizens . they're second class citizens. rishi sunak is widely expected to cancel the hs2 connection from manchester to birmingham in his speech tomorrow, offering alternative investments in northern infrastructure instead. andy burnham called on the prime minister to involve labour in decision making on hs2 , adding decision making on hs2, adding that if the northern section is cancelled, it breaks multiple tory manifesto pledges beggars belief in some ways that they are about to do this to pull the plug are about to do this to pull the plug on that infrastructure that infrastructure, that would pave the way for that new east west line across the north promised

in not one, not two, but three of the last conservative manifestos. >> but to pull that plug here in manchester would show complete contempt for the people of this city region and of the north of england as a whole. >> well , the prime minister is >> well, the prime minister is due to speak tomorrow and he's told gb news he's the person to deliver change to britain . he's deliver change to britain. he's defended his record on illegal migration, saying for the first time ever, the number of small boats crossing english boats crossing the english channel from france is down by a fifth. he also reiterated his plan to halve inflation and accused the labour leader of being light on policy. now the former prime minister boris johnson, was dismissive of disaster. the uk covid 19 inquiry has been hearing today the bereaved families for justice group says there was a leadership void in the early days of the crisis. they went on to accuse mr johnson days of the crisis. they went on to accuse mrjohnson of days of the crisis. they went on to accuse mr johnson of cavalier pubuc to accuse mr johnson of cavalier

public messaging just weeks before the first lockdown and the government's choices between january 2020 and february 20th, 22 will be scrutinised as part of the inquiry. 22 will be scrutinised as part of the inquiry . this is gb news of the inquiry. this is gb news across the uk on tv , in your across the uk on tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news this is britain's news channel . news channel. >> thank you, polly. hello and welcome to headliners. >> it's your nightly run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians as i'm one of them. i'm leo kearse and i'm joined by the the answer, joined by the duo the answer, the question what would happen if garfunkel if simon and garfunkel discovered meth howie discovered meth is josh howie and katie marks? >> i'll tell you that. >> i'll tell you that. >> i'll tell you that. >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> i hear polly laugh. that was also a good link you're making polly laugh. then you did the good stuff. polly laugh. then you did the goal stuff. polly laugh. then you did the goal stufno idea what it meant. >> i had no idea what it meant. >> i had no idea what it meant. >> saying that we're

>> it just saying that we're both shape and ugly. oh, both out of shape and ugly. oh, is that it was? is that what it was? >> yeah. is that what it was? >> lovely. >> lovely. >> good way of >> possibly a good way of starting a show. >> thanks, mate. ravaged by drugs well. >> thanks, mate. ravaged by dru and well. >> thanks, mate. ravaged by druand wellone of >> thanks, mate. ravaged by dru and wellone of you is taller. >> i'm proud it. >> i'm proud of it. >> i'm proud of it. >> yeah . anyway, let's get a >> yeah. anyway, let's get a move on and look at tomorrow's front pages. the times leads with braverman says migrate asian hurricane is coming . the asian hurricane is coming. the telegraph has sunak. i'll change the status quo. the guardian leads with pm, declares politic is broken in bid to wrest back control. the daily mail has what a wig lifter? not sure what that is. this was the first properly spellbinding , dramatically spellbinding, dramatically assured speech seen at a conference for years and the longest headline the metro has its justice for jade. and finally the daily star has psycho scumbag chat bots aren't all bad. and those were your front pages . and let's have a front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front

pages, starting with the times. >> josh yeah, the big one. braverman migration hurricane is coming and i don't know if that's this hurricane of migrants, if that's an allusion to net zero, it's climate change. it would have been othennise sort of a gust or just a little windy wind blow back. i think she's suggesting that the boats are going to arrive in an anticlockwise direction. oh, very good. and depending on where you are in the well, we are up north. yeah. okay that works. so this is the. yeah, this is the big speech. and some people say the speech is rubbish, which i think nigel farage was. it was. was, farage said it was. it was. was, was was , was. he didn't say was was, was, was. he didn't say rubbish because he's bigger rubbish because he's got bigger words than and and then you words than me. and and then you saw there the daily mail saying this is the best speech ever. yeah. and yeah but but other people are saying this is and this is from the independent also said that it was escalating saying the times have gone with a sort of somewhat neutral approach to it saying that yeah she's and also she's attacking

celebrity critics which is totally valid in my book. absolutely. >> and she she makes the valid point that, you know, people have luxury beliefs. and if you're rich, if you're rich, then you're going to benefit from mass migration because then you're going to benefit from havenass migration because then you're going to benefit from have cheaperjration because then you're going to benefit from have cheaper nanai because then you're going to benefit from have cheaper nana e'scause then you're going to benefit from have cheaper nana e's ande you'll have cheaper nana e's and cleaners and all the rest of it. but if you're a working class person compete person who's going to compete with people for jobs, then with those people for jobs, then it's going to be it's going to be tougher for you. yeah >> i mean, do want to? >> i mean, do you want to? >> i mean, do you want to? >> i mean, obviously >> yeah. well i mean, obviously this happening tory this is happening in the tory party conference, of party conference, which most of the tory party the public and the tory party don't going don't know is going on. and she's basically given a very divisive speech, i think deliberately. i think she wants to as strong deliberately. i think she wants to this as strong deliberately. i think she wants to this issue. as strong deliberately. i think she wants to this issue. and strong deliberately. i think she wants to this issue. and it's strong on this issue. and it's confusing many on the left confusing to many on the left when minorities don't take the stance they're supposed to , you stance they're supposed to, you know, you're know, because she's you're supposed to think this way and you don't. and it doesn't make any. yeah, because she herself she is daughter she herself is the daughter of migrants across migrants who came across from from uganda, of course. but refugees aren't all one thing. the experience of refugees through different ages, different places and so on changes dramatically. and people

want see it as a single want to see it as a single issue, which it is, and it changes a lot. but i mean, there's a part of me thinks when a minister is going to learn that this kind of language of using metaphor with using a metaphor pairs with migration deluge floods and migration deluge and floods and swarms and so on never really goes down with the public because public really because what the public really want, think what the public i want, i think what the public i think find is what think what you'd find is what they want is, is solid, active policies. really gentle they want is, is solid, active poli(that really gentle they want is, is solid, active poli(that doesn't really gentle they want is, is solid, active poli(that doesn't make! gentle they want is, is solid, active poli(that doesn't make them le they want is, is solid, active poli(that doesn't make them feel bad. >> instead, we've got the opposite . we've got all this opposite. we've got all this hard talk and the government's allowing, what, 25,000 allowing, you know what, 25,000 so year across illegally. >> she is right. there's going to be this is a huge issue for our we haven't our future. and we haven't seen anything know, as the anything yet. you know, as the climate changes around the world, we are going to see a massive migration across the equator . planet countries equator. planet countries upwards and down, you know, and of course, there do need to be policy. you could almost see this as even though for people who are losing their jobs, people all the effects that we're seeing right now, this is almost like the trial period for

what's really to come. >> yeah, my theory is we need to make the country less appealing. you know ? you know? >> well, this is what this is really. you the really. what do you think the tories have doing 13 years? >> yeah, but people want >> yeah, but still, people want to come here. >> but that's it. we've got >> no, but that's it. we've got to. to go. go to sweden to. we want to go. go to sweden and these other much, and go to all these other much, you go to enjoy their you know, go to enjoy their systems. but i think the tories have a great job trying to have done a great job trying to alienate us coming run alienate us coming if we run ad campaigns africa campaigns in north africa saying, thought about saying, have you thought about scandinavia ? scandinavia? >> that'll enough to divert >> that'll be enough to divert them , moving on. them away anyway, moving on. what telegraph the what the telegraph got on the front where are we? the >> katie, where are we? the telegraph is sunak saying i will change the status quo, which i don't fully understand this because isn't he the status quo? i mean , the tories have been in i mean, the tories have been in power for 13 years and i think even however you take the intention here, there is going to seem laughable to the opposition to say after 13 years of being in power, there's something wrong with power. and it's well , looks like it's like, well, that looks like you then, doesn't it? yeah i you then, doesn't it? yeah so i think, it why is he think, why is it why is he waiting next election waiting until the next election to change.

>> i mean, he's the he's the prime yes. in fact prime minister now. yes. in fact there's good this will there's a good chance this will be only chance make these be his only chance to make these changes. sides agree with >> but both sides agree with him. he's what's happening him. he's he's what's happening and everything he's talking about with the, you know, the hs2 and so on which he's mentioned in the in his speeches is so up down. no one is so up and down. and no one really what's happening. really knows what's happening. and it's to and one minute it's going to go to old common, which would to old oak common, which would have for them. to old oak common, which would haerah, for them. to old oak common, which would haerah, i for them. to old oak common, which would haerah, i think for them. to old oak common, which would haerah, i think itor them. to old oak common, which would haerah, i think it would]. to old oak common, which would haerah, i think it would have >> yeah, i think it would have made. the made. i think this is the absolutely reframing. so absolutely genius reframing. so he's starmer. he's saying don't keir starmer. he's continuity train. it's he's saying don't keir starmer. he'syou're,ntinuity train. it's he's saying don't keir starmer. he'syou're, you'rer train. it's he's saying don't keir starmer. he'syou're, you're literally.'s like you're, you're literally the continuity point . so this is the continuity point. so this is a it's incredible not that his ideas are necessarily that bad in terms of re redo ing a—levels changing them, maybe making them a little bit broader. i know a lot of people out there feel very strongly about smoking ing, usually smokers , but i there's usually smokers, but i there's not enough it. they want more not enough of it. they want more and what about this other story about boris johnson's covid decisions ? yeah, this is this is decisions? yeah, this is this is actually huge and frustrating and annoying for anybody who was

told repeatedly, follow the science, follow the science. when you follow the science, what you find out. and just to say the headline here, johnson's covid decisions were bipolar reveals vallance diaries , sir. reveals vallance diaries, sir. sir patrick vallance, he was the chief science scientific adviser and basically kept these diaries and basically kept these diaries and they're kind of crazy when you're reading what was going on at the time because he was basically saying they weren't reading these policy papers. people changing policy. people were changing the policy. certainly he's the certainly things like he's the example is this whole like example here is this whole like one metre, metre rule and one metre, two metre rule and stuff. became such stuff. and that became such a part of the paradigm. then part of the paradigm. and then it in it turns out no one in government actually read the thing. someone actually thing. and then someone actually just it within ili. just changed it within ili. yeah. this of yeah. so all this thing of follow was just follow the science, it was just a arbitrary decisions a bunch of arbitrary decisions made people who didn't made by people who didn't even read right, we read the stuff right, which we could kind tell. could kind of tell. >> mean, don't think there >> i mean, i don't think there are people being like, are many people being like, yeah, thought yeah, this is all well thought out know. they know out and they know. they know what think what they're doing. i think that's so many people that's why so many people just didn't rules. didn't obey the lockdown rules. >> that. the >> it was exactly that. the remember the six metres, remember two, the six metres, 62, 62m, not really sure anymore. it all rough anymore. it was all a rough idea, wasn't and with the

idea, wasn't it? and with the parties on it parties going on and so on it was clear. but also this was quite clear. but also this is the guy who wrote a paper for brexit and against brexit at the same time side by side to say he might be a bit bipolar is an underestimate, isn't it? >> a foot in the >> he keeps a foot in all the camps anyway. what's on the front cover of the guardian? josh got a josh yeah, they've also got a picture of braverman. picture of suella braverman. >> have the stuff >> they also have the stuff about pm, but the, the about the pm, but the, the article they've got different is india canadian india kicks 41 canadian diplomats of delhi and this diplomats out of delhi and this is a story that's been brewing now for a couple of weeks. there was a hindu separatist was it hindu separatist or sikh separatists? this is terrible. i'm going to have to i only just learned this sunni—shia thing. so have to. so now i'm going to have to. yeah. thank you, sikh. anyway, the is, he was murdered the point is, he was murdered and the canadian authorities are saying that there's good evidence that it was carried out by the indian government. and india has retaliated by by kicking out a bunch of diplomats and also for closing down the call centres . right. call centres. right. >> that's a nice i mean, this is

quite sort of james bondy level stuff. and we've seen this we've seen this a lot over the past few years. russia was assassinating people in the uk. now assassinating now india is assassinating people in canada. apparently >> i mean, this is this is quite it used to be war didn't it, to go into someone else's territory and kill someone that was not with mossad, mossad with mossad, it was mossad were allowed it . i with mossad, it was mossad were allowed it. i don't with mossad, it was mossad were allowed it . i don't know. allowed to do it. i don't know. i haven't i haven't followed this much, but of this story much, but it's of course i just canada course, i think just in canada they're probably happy for any other story there welcoming other story than there welcoming and applauding. i'll be and they're applauding. i'll be interested to see, first of all, if to be doing if india are going to be doing it, there is india is it, because there is india is a hugely growing country and is, you be you know, is going to be massively already is massively influential already is this a growing the this is a growing sign of the confidence in terms of maybe they're sort of trying it they're just sort of trying it in where they're all such in canada where they're all such wimps try assassinate people >> try, try assassinate people in england and see if you can get away with it. you will. you will. you will. yeah. >> and also, canada has had a huge of migration from huge influx of migration from india other places. but in india and other places. but in particular so, you know, particular india. so, you know,

maybe like they've got maybe they feel like they've got some influence just some some soft influence just with of boots on the ground. >> one one less boot. yeah >> one one less boot. yeah >> moving on. what's on the front cover of the daily star carry? >> well, we're told psycho scumbag chat bots, chat bots aren't all bad and it tells a psycho artificial intelligence chat bots might actually help humankind live longer and work less. but there's always this caveat that comes with al is it's going to do that, but it might kill everyone. you know , might kill everyone. you know, ai might help us make things better for people with disability or it might kill them and i think we always have. this seems like the government problems, prisons, they will help with prisons keeping prisoners, they kill prisoners, but they might kill them quite them as well. so we never quite know. we're always on the edge with this. >> of like the tory >> it's kind of like the tory government. they might >> it's kind of like the tory gover|things they might >> it's kind of like the tory gover|things better, :hey might >> it's kind of like the tory gover|things better, but might >> it's kind of like the tory gover|things better, but they |t make things better, but they might kill all. might just kill us all. >> yeah. although mean, >> yeah. although i mean, i think tory government think even the tory government could square could work out what square contains light, contains a traffic light, whereas that the flaw whereas that is the fatal flaw in any ai i got there. >> i'll tell you something else that we looked up this week is

that we looked up this week is that al can do almost anything except jokes . except jokes. >> it's not a very good joke. writer comedians are safe except well, not some comedians except punsters . if you if you if you punsters. if you if you if you ask it to do puns on shoes or anything else, it's pretty good at it. yeah. yeah. are out at it. yeah. yeah. puns are out proving that puns are the worst jokes. >> anyway, that's the front page is coming up in is taken care of. coming up in part we've got prisoners part two, we've got prisoners getting tory getting trips abroad. a tory candidate over candidate in hot water over racism claims . and the reason so racism claims. and the reason so many are off sick. see many people are off sick. see you a

radio. >> welcome back to headliners . >> welcome back to headliners. i'm leo pearson. i'm still here with josh howie and katy marks. we're kicking off this section with the telegraph , which is bad with the telegraph, which is bad news anyone currently in news for anyone currently in jail sexually motivated jail for sexually motivated murder. katy oh, yeah. >> they're not going to like this. whole life sentences this. the whole life sentences without parole be applied. without parole to be applied. retrospective only the justice secretary will announce new powers to suspend parental responsibility any parent

responsibility from any parent who kills their partner, which now i'm personally of the opinion that if your dad murders your mum, that's a red flag . you your mum, that's a red flag. you know, that means he's probably a no good guy. not a good dad, not best at the job. so. so now what will happen is that he will lose all fatherly or you know, if it's a woman who does it motherly responsibility to the child. so if your dad has behaved like that they're no longer effective . yeah, longer your dad effective. yeah, which very interesting. the which is very interesting. the other interesting about other thing interesting about this back dating of the this is a back dating of the law. so this will apply to offenders of those crimes who've been committed yet been committed but not yet sentenced , which is a really i sentenced, which is a really i always find that a really interesting thing because i think if you were to think people like if you were to rob a or something, you rob a train or something, you think can weigh it think there's a you can weigh it up. the sentence i might up. this is the sentence i might get. is the crime. but now get. this is the crime. but now we been doing we can well, we've been doing this think, since this for ages, i think, since the train robbery to backdate the train robbery is to backdate the train robbery is to backdate the the sentence the crime time or the sentence is so that it can be worse than you originally expecting. you were originally expecting. >> not >> so people have been not convicted yet, is that's convicted yet, which is that's what's interesting, because there's for there's an incentive of for those been charged

there's an incentive of for thosnot been charged there's an incentive of for thosnot convicted been charged there's an incentive of for thosnot convicted to been charged there's an incentive of for thosnot convicted to actuallyarged there's an incentive of for thosnot convicted to actually be ed but not convicted to actually be plead guilty. right because they do that now. it's going to go through before this becomes law . if they wait for it all to go to trial and then they get convicted, then they could get. so there's a weird thing they should talk to. >> that why they're >> is that why they're doing it? no, i don't know. >> i'm just saying this is going to one of those bizarre sort to be one of those bizarre sort of loopholes that's going to kind in next kind of happen in the next however for this however long it takes for this law where there might law to happen, where there might be waiting be people who are waiting for their who might their trials, who might just suddenly bargain suddenly go do a plea bargain and please just put me up and say, please just put me up for 20 years or whatever, that will only for now, though. will only be for now, though. yeah, a lot yeah, well, that's i think a lot of them be kicking of them will be kicking themselves oh, this themselves going, oh, this is a worse was worse sentence than i was expecting did this. expecting when i did this. >> you and they'll >> you know, and they'll probably themselves quite probably kick themselves quite hard quite angry. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> very aren't they? >> very angry. aren't they? i think surprised is think what we surprised me is that sentences don't mean that life sentences don't mean life in the first place. yeah. that say even the expression that we say even the expression a sentence be a whole life sentence should be like dog's life. >> nine like nine >> dogs nine like nine life. >> dogs nine like nine life. >> think just like the >> i think judges just like the drama saying life, even when drama of saying life, even when it's 20 they're

it's like 20 years, they're going, yeah. want to say life, going, yeah. i want to say life, though, good though. though, but it's good though. >> the tory, these are two sensible policies. life should mean life certainly for sexually influenced murders and you know, and also the idea that a parent can have that kind of impact on their children after murdering their children after murdering their partner . this is this is their partner. this is this is good stuff also begs a question, why would these things not implemented before but there we go anyway staying with the go yeah anyway staying with the pnson go yeah anyway staying with the prison we've the prison theme, we've got the mirror the mirror reporting on the government prisoners government giving prisoners trips overseas at our expense. >> this country. >> this country. >> josh told me they're basically going to get holidays . yeah, holidays. holidays >> foreign prisons . >> foreign prisons. >> foreign prisons. >> got to learn a new language. sweet swedish prisoners, different food to you. yeah. meatballs to prisoners may be sent to rented foreign jails as tories battle cell shortage. so so this is just we're supposedly going to run out of prison spacesin going to run out of prison spaces in about three years. already they're doubling up. they're doing what they can.

they're doing what they can. they're refitting a lot of pnson they're refitting a lot of prison cells and whatnot to get these 20 extra prison spaces. and this is just one more thing about how this government and it's not just about being tory. you know, forget the policies and whatnot. i think it's that it's going to come down to the next election to just is the other side going stuff other side going to get stuff done? because this done? yeah, because this government, whatever their different, they're just not getting stuff done. they're not getting stuff done. they're not getting and getting prisons built and education, the schools and all these things, they're these different things, they're constantly this constantly years behind on this stuff. constantly stuff. so it's constantly chasing them, biting them in the . going to out of the .we're going to run out of the idea that we have to rent out pnson idea that we have to rent out prison spaces in a foreign country . country. >> but could be a great >> but this could be a great this a idea. josh this could be a great idea. josh i mean, you've seen i mean, kyrie, you've seen midnight i mean, this midnight express. i mean, this is to be much of is going to be much more of a deterrent than the cushy prisons you in uk. you get in the uk. >> scene. yeah, >> the shower scene. yeah, all of it. i don't know the players going to is going be deterrent. >> yeah, i think mean, >> yeah, i think any i mean, especially do some sort especially if they do some sort of with i don't know of deal with i don't know indonesia or they've only said they're this they're going to explore this a bit . bit. >> to be fair to alex, said

>> to be fair to alex, they said they're every they're going to explore every possible way of dealing with this problem because the this prison problem because the truth they've got ideas. truth is they've got no ideas. there's you know why there's nothing. do you know why they've no ideas? they've got no ideas? >> had i couldn't >> they've had i couldn't believe when i read this ten justice ten justice secretaries in ten years. justice secretaries in ten yaneah , of course not. >> yeah, of course not. >> yeah, of course not. >> nothing's getting done personally. about space personally. what about space station? there's station? because there's that great pearce where great film with guy pearce where they get sent they all the prisoners get sent up to yeah, i'm not up to space. yeah, i'm just not very expensive , though. oh, very expensive, though. oh, okay. yeah. >> like sending someone to rwanda. >> the other thing is , has >> the other thing is, has europe got space in all their pnsons europe got space in all their prisons should be doing prisons? what we should be doing is how, how, what is asking them how, how, what are they doing right that they've got prison space that we can renting to them. can be renting on to them. >> letting prisoners >> they're letting prisoners flee channel anyway , flee across the channel anyway, we've got the times now and thanks the focus on mental thanks to the focus on mental health benefits, scroungers don't pretend to have don't have to pretend to have a bad back anymore. carry ministers link mental health problems to rise in benefit claims. >> and this is mel stride who's she's praising the treatment for conditions previously kept hidden. but what she's questioning is whether the

mental health label it's a he, by the way, he as i said, he just added an s for extra power i >> that's a nice recovery. >> that's a nice recovery. >> i don't need to know everything to do this, do i? no, no. >> i mean i mean, i personally , >> i mean i mean, i personally, i don't. i don't care. i just i don't. i don't care. ijust wanted to point out you were wrong. >> okay. anyway we can't see the pronouns, so we're sure. pronouns, so we're not sure. i think we'll agree. >> go through life called >> if you go through life called mel, you should expect this. >> oh, yeah. okay. he she deserves it. >> you, mel and sue. mel. >> thank you, mel and sue. mel. mel is talking about mental health. and are you having a mental health crisis saying saying this gone crazy and, you know , i'm obviously i'm mixing know, i'm obviously i'm mixing the comedian world and i'm now after going to edinburgh, i can tell you i'm the last comedian who doesn't have any issues. just everyone else has had his show about it. and there's and i don't know, i think what's going on, though, is that there is there is first of all, there is a truth. there's more people claiming they have health claiming they have mental health issues. yeah because of social media depress media is immensely depress seeing and constantly telling people to upset and to be

people to be upset and to be scared and they've invented, they've invented new mental health syndromes that anyone can have, like anybody can get diagnosed with that just diagnosed with adhd that just anybody. and once you do that and make easy, can get and make it easy, anyone can get it. but one thing is that there's a side this is there's a flip side to this is that one side it's all that on the one side it's all very and i'll read very real. and i'll read something read this something like how i read this today makes young something like how i read this today feel makes young something like how i read this today feel inadequate. young something like how i read this today feel inadequate. and|g people feel inadequate. and i think, , that's awful. they think, yeah, that's awful. they flip and go, flip the other side and go, yeah, but they are inadequate, you they realise you know, they should realise that about themselves and they should olympics should not watch the olympics because would upset because that would really upset them okay to be them and it's okay to be humbled. but obviously the more them and it's okay to be hurropen but obviously the more them and it's okay to be hurropen the: obviously the more them and it's okay to be hurropen the floodgates the more them and it's okay to be hurropen the floodgates and nore them and it's okay to be hurropen the floodgates and so 'e you open the floodgates and so you open the floodgates and so you claim benefits for you can claim benefits for a thing, people going you can claim benefits for a thido people going you can claim benefits for a thido that. people going to do that. >> and we're seeing a huge a huge in number of huge rise in the number of people sick long term people off sick long term claiming up to claiming benefits. it's up to 2.6 million. >> it's up a half covid >> it's up a half since covid and majority of that and and the majority of that and certainly young people , certainly amongst young people, the bulk it is because of the bulk of it is because of these mental health these these mental health conditions. seems there's conditions. this seems there's two here. number conditions. this seems there's two is here. number conditions. this seems there's two is this here. number conditions. this seems there's two is this idea here. number conditions. this seems there's two is this idea of re. number conditions. this seems there's two is this idea of overumber one is this this idea of over labelling, which absolutely is part sort of cultural part of this sort of cultural phenomenon but mel phenomenon now. and but but mel stride, male or female, seems to

sort of go back and forth on it where they're trying to be like all kind and nice. he's trying to be, but he's sort of saying, i don't want to like say people are shirking, but but we absolutely need to get off absolutely need to get them off the to work. the dole or get back to work. that to be the gist of it. that seems to be the gist of it. but the same time, points but at the same time, he points out been a tough out that this has been a tough time lockdowns whatnot time with lockdowns and whatnot for they missed for young people. they missed out a very critical period of out on a very critical period of their terms of their life in terms of socialisation and whatnot. and so it's understandable if there is there's is an increase in. but there's this other there's this other idea and there's a paper they sort of quote paper that they sort of quote where because people are better with terminology being with the terminology just being anxious, sort of anxious, they will then sort of exaggerate that exaggerate it. and then that makes them more stressed. it's like, of hyper like, you know, sort of hyper chondria. they have a mental health to able to. >> labelling >> and so the labelling can be the diagnosis can can be as harmful as the actual harmful as as the actual condition. what's happening is mental gone crazy . mental health has gone crazy. >> we've got the independent now in a tory politician who's been slammed by lefties for highlighting a growing perception of racism . but it's perception of racism. but it's the kind of racism that left wing people just care wing people just don't care about. josh well, there's a lot

of truth there, but there's also it's not just lefties who are highlighting the ridiculousness of is mayoral >> so this is tory mayoral candidate saying candidate criticised for saying jews frightened under sadiq jews are frightened under sadiq khan i don't with khan. now i don't agree with many of sadiq khan's policies , many of sadiq khan's policies, but this is a conservative. susan hall , but this is a conservative. susan hall, who's up for who's going for the tory candidate for the london mayor election , but the london mayor election, but saying that jews are frightened and she's supposedly quoting people as constituency is just it's just not true. this is the fact is sadiq khan has been a great ally to the british jewish community. he he's always stood up and confronted anti—semitism when other people haven't. >> it must have made him unpopular in the labour party. >> yeah, exactly . yeah, very >> yeah, exactly. yeah, very good. but so this idea, you know, and people are accusing susan hall of dogwhistling here and i got i got agree with it. this is i am a i am the leader of all british jews. and i'm telling you, that's just not true. british jews are not. she's saying people are jewish. people are frightened of him.

that's absolutely ridiculous. >> i've heard i've heard >> i mean, i've heard i've heard from from people that from from other people that there in anti —semitism. >> but we've anti—semitism. >> but we've seen him. >> but we've seen him. >> oh, yeah. i mean, i'm not saying it's not sadiq khan driving around in a car screaming and golders green that he's going to do terrible things to jewish women. but it's happening his london and happening in his london and anti—semitism complaints have doubled at london's universities . so there is a growing problem i >> absolutely. but that ties into stuff with the middle east. it also is because of partly through left and centre, there's also a lot of anti—semitism within muslim community within the muslim community party to be dealt party that needs to be dealt with like these guys driving around saying around north london saying they're to going rape jewish mothers sisters and whatnot mothers and sisters and whatnot and physical attacks on the street and whatnot. but this again, this has got nothing to do with it because it's happening in london. >> happening in the city >> it's happening in the city that he's and he's responsible for policing london. so. for policing in london. so. >> is a wider police >> well that is a wider police issue he has also issue that i believe he has also failed in and whatnot. so but i mean, i think that this is dogwhistle or whatever, which i

don't like, particularly as an expression. >> it's not even cat whistling. >> it's not even cat whistling. there's a rise in anti—semitism going on across europe ever since we've been on headliners >> really? yeah. it's kicked off and in america and in the rest of the world. >> so obviously it's very difficult to say the reasons why it's happening in one place. it's happening in any one place. and look to causes and and you can look to causes and say sadiq khan . but and you can look to causes and say sadiq khan. but i and you can look to causes and say sadiq khan . but i don't say sadiq khan. but i don't think anything i cannot think of anything. khan has anything. sadiq khan has actually would , you actually said that would, you know, make him someone you would suggest who you would pointing this out. yeah, he's quite the opposite. he has on any force he's got. he's he stood up for the jewish community on a number of occasions. margaret hodges of course, jewish and represents the of the east london constituency of barking, a dog barking, has said it's a dog whistle. i do think there's whistle. and i do think there's something nice about the leader of dog whistle it happens. >> so i'm so annoyed. i didn't see that joke. >> i wasn't proud of it, to be honest. >> but i couldn't help it. >> but i couldn't help it. >> now you're making me hate jews. i hate you specifically and i'm moving on to the

guardian now. >> i think >> carry and i think the republican party are copying gb news by booting people out. >> is just happened, >> no, this is just happened, isn't this is kevin mccarthy isn't it? this is kevin mccarthy has been as us house has been ousted as us house speaken has been ousted as us house speaker. now, this is the first house speaker to be ousted in the america . so the history of america. so that's a real shame for the next one because, you know, the second to be second or second wants to be second or third anything. this is third or anything. so this is quite guess. and quite a big thing, i guess. and this is a vote from his own party. so this has come from the hard right. republicans and we saw the acting house speaker, which was patrick mchenry slam his gavel really hard. yeah. do a do an impression . his gavel really hard. yeah. do a do an impression. but it his gavel really hard. yeah. do a do an impression . but it was a do an impression. but it was sort of, well, can i use the i thought i was going to break the set. it was the pen. >> use a pen. use my pen. >> use a pen. use my pen. >> okay. why are you getting me to do this? >> just because. >> just because. >> what am i? >> what am i? >> your acting skills? >> your acting skills? >> i'm sure he hesitated, going. >> your acting skills? >> notsure he hesitated, going. >> your acting skills? >> not quiteie hesitated, going. >> your acting skills? >> not quite sure sitated, going. >> your acting skills? >> not quite sure sitate hardning. >> your acting skills? >> not quite sure sitate hard you i'm not quite sure how hard you hit gavel for this one because hit a gavel for this one because it's a first, you know. and he setting precedent for the rest setting a precedent for the rest of will

happen. >> have a practise >> they don't have a practise gavel around back. >> they don't have a practise gaerah)und back. >> they don't have a practise gaerah and back. >> they don't have a practise gaerah and he'sback. >> they don't have a practise gaerah and he's going is this >> yeah and he's going is this right? weird. that was right? it's weird. that was patrick who was the patrick henry and who was the house and senator house speaker and senator mcconnell was too stunned to speak the speak about the whole thing. the weird here, weird looks going on here, though. you though. this is a lot. you noficed though. this is a lot. you noticed this muck. though. this is a lot. you notwhat's this muck. though. this is a lot. you notwhat's weird,1uck. though. this is a lot. you not what's weird, though? >> what's weird, though? >> what's weird, though? >> lots of mucks, but it's the actual story , henry. it's all actual story, henry. it's all about mccarthy getting back to what the story is. what the story actually is. >> weird that. >> i mean, it's weird that. >> i mean, it's weird that. >> we have to get weird that >> do we have to get weird that we actually talk about we have to actually talk about the story? >> i'm afraid. it's weird >> i'm afraid. but it's weird that right in america and that the right in america and it looks like trump could be looks like donald trump could be getting with, you know, getting back in with, you know, quite sort of a swing quite a quite a sort of a swing to right where was to the right from where he was before. but they they're before. and but they they're anti—ukraine insane . the anti—ukraine they're insane. the you know , the usa is giving so you know, the usa is giving so much money to ukraine. yeah. and also this you know the funding bill which the spend the spending bill which which triggered all this the democrats for so spending bill which for so the spending bill which triggered this is related triggered all of this is related to this making sure that soldiers get paid , that, you soldiers get paid, that, you know, people who are their know, people who are doing their jobs get paid. they're you know,

they're there on the front they're out there on the front line. they're they're kevin mccarthy basically getting mccarthy is basically getting punished for compromising , which punished for compromising, which is kind of what you're meant to do adult in politics do at being an adult in politics is compromised with the other side to put that bill through. >> so, you say, social, >> so, as you say, social, everybody who gets everybody gets paid who gets paid by the government and can and can eat . paid by the government and can and can eat. and so he made a compromise. he's being punished by his own party for doing that. but the i think this is wrong. i'm no fan of the democrats is kind of totally just knifed him in the back. that's the wrong analogy here. but whatever it is, yeah, they they they also went for him when basically went for him when he basically with with them put that bill through and they've said, actually, you know what, we're to going go for him as well. >> the democrats are >> yeah the democrats are playing game of playing a dangerous game of chicken they're trying chicken where they're trying to make more right make the republicans more right wing. they're trying to amplify make the republicans more right wing. tand re trying to amplify make the republicans more right wing. tand re tryithey'remplify trump and yeah, they're thinking, we can thinking, oh, because we can beat man, they're for beat trump, but man, they're for in a shock. they tried that last time it for part time anyway, that's it for part two. in the next section, we've got a push back on got trans bans, a push back on sensitivity and is

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radio. >> welcome back to headliners. kicking off this section with the times reporting on on government plans to ban women like me from female hospital wards. carrie this is literal genocide , right? genocide, right? >> yep. trans women will be banned from female nhs wards, says steve barclay, which i know joshua will have more to say than i will on this, which is why i'm not going to let you in. i'm just going to say it. two thoughts on this. first of all, i don't think this just about i don't think this is just about it's framed as it's always being framed as danger trans women in danger to have trans women in women's spaces so and women's spaces and so on. and it's about danger. it's it's not just about danger. it's about and it's about about privacy and it's about people's to have a people's expectations to have a safe and so on. safe environment and so on. what's surprising about this is you'd think hospitals would be the top of the agenda on the trans debate, on the trans issues above sport, above pnsons issues above sport, above prisons and everything else, because this a place where

because this is a place where the women's wards are where women sleep and they're on drugs. know , and they're drugs. you know, and they're having to get changed and having all operations or, all kinds of operations or, you know , things carried for know, things carried out for them advertising them by nurses advertising things like you're writing a guidebook here. >> it seems odd that that wasn't the first place we started talking about. >> though , that, you >> i do think, though, that, you know, on the trans debate, what we've learned is that doctors get things very wrong. i identify as a middle aged man and not as the age i was designated at birth . wow. did designated at birth. wow. did they get that wrong? so they obviously know absolutely nothing . and i believe in nothing. and i believe in accommodating people's feelings. but i think what this debate gets to is a point where if you believe you're a dog, that's absolutely fine, but you're not allowed to take up a kennel in a dog's home, and in the dog's home, you know, and in the same can't up same way, you can't take up a bed for women in a women's ward. so mean, comes down so yeah, i mean, it comes down to pure safety issue. to a pure safety issue. >> it does come to down >> josh it does come to down a safety issue because there's an unbelievable story from about a year ago. it came out that this

woman was raped by a trans woman on a ward or a person saying they were a trans woman. and that's the thing is, it's not when people think trans women and had surgery when people think trans women and whatnot, had surgery when people think trans women and whatnot, it's had surgery when people think trans women and whatnot, it's 96%|d surgery when people think trans women and whatnot, it's 96% ofsurgery when people think trans women and whatnot, it's 96% of people who are self—identify as as trans blokes with trans actually just blokes with a wig or long hair or whatever. so just like me or they could just be a predator who's saying that they're trans. but that's the . how do people know? the point. how do people know? yeah. woman was raped yeah. and so a woman was raped on a ward then went to the on a ward and then went to the police and then the police went to the hostel and said, you know, can you help us? this woman said she's been raped. and they said, no, it's impossible. there's on this there's only been women on this ward. then it only ward. right. and then it only and a for them to and it took a year for them to investigate. the reason investigate. and the only reason they because they did in the end was because this was able to obtain this woman was able to obtain footage so that's footage right. so that's just one early on there. there one story. early on there. there was a hostel also that was a private hostel also that cancelled very cancelled someone's very important surgery because this person said they just wanted to be by someone be treated by someone of the same yeah there we also same sex. yeah there we also talking about people with disabilities . we're talking disabilities. we're talking

about people with mental health conditions and so all, you know, they have their right to dignity. trans women have the right to safety as well. of course. of course. but it doesn't top trump women. and that's always been the problem here. julie bindel says. and i've always wanted to quote juue i've always wanted to quote julie because it makes julie bindel because it makes me sound feminist. sound like a big old feminist. even though my personal views don't know good. certainly if they've seen set . but she they've seen my set. but she says this is actually just single sex wards being reinstated . yeah. and it's reinstated. yeah. and it's that's that's the reality . that's that's the reality. >> and as if the trans >> and it's not as if the trans women are to lumped in women are going to be lumped in with blokes. they're going women are going to be lumped in wi'get blokes. they're going women are going to be lumped in wi'get a blokes. they're going women are going to be lumped in wi'get a private they're going women are going to be lumped in wi'get a private room. re going women are going to be lumped in wi'get a private room. so;oing women are going to be lumped in wi'get a private room. so it'sg to get a private room. so it's actually a great way room, it's actually a great way room, it's a way of getting private a great way of getting a private room. just turn up room. if you just turn up and say, what, a woman. say, guess what, i'm a woman. private room for free. but anyway, moving we've got the anyway, moving on. we've got the guardian reporting on guardian now reporting on transport and i wish i'd heard about sooner. could have about this sooner. we could have been swimmers been world champion swimmers just changing been world champion swimmers justpronouns. changing olii' pronouns. >> our pronouns. >> howie this is this >> josh howie well, this is this swimming world cup category for transgender athletes. cancel world after no entries received. now aquatic now the world aquatic organisation, they won of organisation, they won one of the world sports bodies to the first world sports bodies to basically into the

basically look into the scientific evidence and go, actually, if you've been through scientific evidence and go, actua puberty,j've been through scientific evidence and go, actua puberty, you been through scientific evidence and go, actua puberty, you been massive male puberty, you have massive physical advantages. >> wondering how that >> i was wondering how that sentence was to finish. sentence was going to finish. >> so they then >> yeah, yeah. and so they then 9°! >> yeah, yeah. and so they then go, well, let's . and one of the go, well, let's. and one of the opfions go, well, let's. and one of the options that has been presented here is an open category. so so the idea is that when these when these organisations have been slowly coming and going, these organisations have been slowljactually and going, these organisations have been slowljactually it's and going, these organisations have been slowljactually it's been going, we're actually it's been presented as they're banning trans from sport. they're trans people from sport. they're not, just saying that not, they're just saying that you, have to compete the you, you have to compete in the same biological sex. and one of the is about having an the options is about having an open category, which they've done and what? no one done and guess what? no one signed it. so what does signed up to it. so what does that suggest to is, well, for that suggest to me is, well, for some these people like like some of these people like like leah thomas, who the famous american who's a trans american swimmer who's a trans woman who's won all the awards , woman who's won all the awards, was a mediocre male athlete, suddenly a you know, suddenly become a you know, a champion female athlete by saying that they're woman . saying that they're a woman. it's oh, well, what you it's like, oh, well, what you don't want to basically you want to out against women and to cheat out against women and then suddenly when you actually have an option to play fairly, you to go for it. you don't want to go for it.

yeah, for me is what it yeah, that for me is what it reads yeah, that for me is what it reaikyrie do you miss. >> kyrie do you miss. >> kyrie do you miss. >> i think i think it's really important. the point you're making that the swimming making is that the swimming authorities months doing authorities spent months doing studies calling in experts before they didn't make this decision lightly in the first before they didn't make this decisicandjhtly in the first before they didn't make this decisicand and in the first before they didn't make this decisicand and aftere first before they didn't make this decisicand and after spending an place. and and after spending an absolute fortune on making that decision, they finally reached a conclusion that just about everyone knew a apart from a few idiots on tiktok, was the idiots on tiktok, which was the men are stronger than women. yeah, you know, it took all that effort. >> but those idiots on tiktok have managed to implement have have managed to implement their policy around the world. yeah, that's the mental thing with the olympics, with everybody. it's the problem of governments being in hock to special interest groups have special interest groups who have their make the most noise. >> anyway, moving on, we've got the times and a plumber has been awarded grand being awarded 130 grand for being booted whatsapp booted off a whatsapp group. if that's rate , then i'm that's the going rate, then i'm worried £78 million. worried about £78 million. >> is exactly right. >> this is exactly right. 134,000 because he wasn't on a whatsapp group with the company before i go further, can i just check are there any whatsapp

groups with gb news that i'm not on? >> yes . >> yes. >> yes. then >> yes. then i'm >> yes. then i'm taking >> yes. then i'm taking you >> yes. then i'm taking you to court. we're just talking about it. i wouldn't even know this was if i wasn't included in a whatsapp group . i wouldn't even whatsapp group. i wouldn't even have thought somebody must have missed me. you can sue over that. apparently this is that. but apparently this is obviously . this obviously a landmark. this is new and it was because he wasn't included in safety. there were safety regulations that he wasn't going to know about, which once again, i would have thought, great, i don't have to buy buy those safety regulations. he hurt himself, but well, he hurt himself and but he well, he hurt himself and he was off. so he wasn't he wasn't working with the company at so probably at the time. so they probably thought, for thought, well, this is only for people are here working. people who are here working. >> it's a slightly >> surely it's a slightly confusing article and case because that's not the reason he didn't. he got awarded this money, because wasn't money, wasn't because he wasn't on a whatsapp. they're misrepresenting because misrepresenting that is because of hurting himself at work and they didn't provide the necessary whatnot. necessary training and whatnot. but the whatsapp but this was in the whatsapp group of it also group which part of it but also elsewhere and they didn't implement policies that elsewhere and they didn't implsaid1t policies that elsewhere and they didn't implsaid1t would.liciesthat elsewhere and they didn't implsaid1t would.licifbutlat they said they would. so but this is like a side part of it that obviously is the most

interesting for everybody because want to be because people want to be included at work, for example. leo to the awards, right? leo went to the awards, right? yeah and we didn't. he did indeed with and we didn't get no one else got asked and i'm very i'm still genuinely upset about it. >> really really awful. do you hear me? >> gb news bosses . >> gb news bosses. >> gb news bosses. >> i thought the point of whatsapp was not including people on whatsapp group . you people on whatsapp group. you want to talk about someone with tv awards? >> anyway, the guardian now with a warning about unconscious bias. this is why i make sure all my are very conscious all my biases are very conscious and thought out. all my biases are very conscious ancjosh thought out. all my biases are very conscious ancjosh indeed,t out. all my biases are very conscious ancjosh indeed, and:. all my biases are very conscious ancjosh indeed, and available >> josh indeed, and available for anyone on twitter warning over unconscious bias against working class pupils in english schools. this is a social mobility expert . he's written mobility expert. he's written a book. lee elliot, major , and book. lee elliot, major, and he's basically talking about the there's a mindset in education that treats working class children as inferior . and the children as inferior. and the second point is and they try to deal with it by trying to make them into these what's called middle class clones, aka me . and

middle class clones, aka me. and this is actually this is interesting because when remember, there was this report on the big report on racism and whatnot, and they found that that actually lee, like it wasn't about race, wasn't a factor . it was different factor. it was different backgrounds. but the factor that is most dominant is going to be economic background. yeah and thatis economic background. yeah and that is what regardless of ethnicity and whatever. and this person is arguing, this is what really needs to be examined because there are and he's also saying stuff about like, don't saying stuff about like, don't say disadvantaged and whatever, but the fact is that it makes a big difference . now, i always big difference. now, i always complain on the show because i had to homeschool my kids and now they're all a bit thick and really behind and because of being able this show, i am being able to do this show, i am able to now pay £60 a week to a tutor to help nine year old tutor to help my nine year old catch whatever. now that catch up and whatever. now that is massive £60 a week. is a massive £60 a week. i couldn't have afforded that a few years ago and now i can. there are people can't make there are people who can't make that gap up and that gap if it's not made up, will have an impact

on for rest of his on my son for the rest of his life. and thick life. yeah, and also thick people not as much i >> -- >> so, you know, you said that really thickly. >> no , people will make money. >> no, people will make money. >> no, people will make money. >> i'm not going to pretend like i'm. i mean, i thought it was middle class growing up, but it turns out i was just scottish. i was just, you know, i'm just middle class for scotland. you know, shoes and stuff know, we had shoes and stuff like move to down like that. i had to move to down england find out about england to find out about cutlery. but yeah, i mean, cutlery. but but yeah, i mean, class something that, you class ism is something that, you know, on one it kind of know, on one level it kind of i'm not sure it's the right way of about it, though. of going about it, though. >> i don't want sound >> i don't want to sound opinionated, this stupid. opinionated, but this is stupid. this all about this is this is all about language it's changing what language and it's changing what he's talking about is saying under—resourced rather than disadvantaged . and i always disadvantaged. and i always think these cosmetic changes aren't really doing very much at all. the someone wrote a good article recently about how learning difficulties was came from the term retail because that wasn't acceptable. but then that wasn't acceptable. but then that came from changing, that wasn't acceptable. but then that came from changing , feeble that came from changing, feeble minded and really we're just changing words. we're not doing

anything what you're saying. i agree with what you're saying, actually, because the real things make difference things that make a difference aren't the ones that aren't some of the ones that i think are pointed out here think are being pointed out here is it's the fact is having tutors. it's the fact that get smaller that richer kids get smaller classes. that they have classes. it's that they have parents who them. they parents who can help them. they generally have parents are generally have parents who are educated and were able to help them with their homework, who have free time who have the free time to be, who aren't jobs, who aren't working two jobs, who aren't working two jobs, who aren't shifts, who aren't working night shifts, who will their kids when will read to their kids when they talk about they go to bed. they talk about also what the guy is also i think what the guy is saying is that used examples do with holidays and going with skiing holidays and going to theatre is playing the to the theatre is playing to the rich alienating the rich kids and alienating the poorer and so but poorer kids and so on. but but at the same teach at the same time, we teach aspirations and so aspirations in school and so it's a thin line , you know, i it's a thin line, you know, i don't know whether you change it , you change it a bingo and dog racing, the racing, whether the other the other going be other kids are going to be going, that's what we want going, oh, that's what we want to be doing. >> do do all in cockney slang. >> do do all in cockney slang. >> yeah, exactly. >> yeah, exactly. >> a two two by with >> bought a two two by with a 4x4. i don't know. sorry. i've just heard from our sensitivity reader that i've got to apologise for a word that was used during that segment, but

i'll let you try and work out which one it is. >> anyway, that's it for this section. in a couple of section. join us in a couple of minutes reanimate a minutes for reanimate animals, a plague parisian bedbugs and plague of parisian bedbugs and crocodile helicopter sex. sounds dangerous . so see you

soon welcome back to the final section of headliners. we've got the express now in half of brits say they know nothing about art and the other half are liars. >> josh yeah , well, that's >> josh yeah, well, that's basically it, isn't it? mean, basically it, isn't it? i mean, this one of my this is, this is one of my favourite of ad articles, favourite genre of ad articles, which is like advertising a product. i'm not even going to say it is. but yes, nearly say what it is. but yes, nearly half brits admit they are half of brits admit they are clueless comes famous clueless when it comes to famous artworks. have a list of artworks. they have a list of various vincent various different art. vincent van starry night da van gogh's starry night da vinci's last supper. they said three and ten people that said they never heard of last supper and whatnot. but then one of the ones that's a bit weird is 62% can't any pieces by banksy. can't name any pieces by banksy. that doesn't it's like you can't you can't put that i mean,

banksy, fan. i've banksy, i'm a big fan. i've actually got could you name. actually got a could you name. >> well you can probably name that one because you've got it. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i couldn't banksy >> i couldn't name a banksy silver >> i couldn't name a banksy sileet's >> i couldn't name a banksy silv let's hope goes value >> let's hope it goes up value because trying to move. because i'm trying to move. >> a real one. it's >> is it a real one. it's i queued overnight to get one queued up overnight to get one of it was like it was a limited >> it was like it was a limited edition nft well done. >> anyway, let's let's >> josh anyway, let's see, let's see let's see. see how we test. let's see. let's actually test you two right we've some right now. we've got some pictures of great artworks coming now, that's coming up on screen. now, that's not that's not of them. not that's not one of them. that's but they're going to that's me. but they're going to show do know do you know show us. do you know do you know who is? who that is? >> that i don't need. >> i know that i don't need. >> i know that i don't need. >> should say. >> yeah. should we say. >> yeah. should we say. >> you to see it. scream. >> yeah. edward scream. monk yeah. >> yeah, that's. that's the right. i would have said munch, but better me. the but you know better than me. the next so that's the next one, that's so that's the famous . famous. >> that's. that's i'll tell you what it's not it's not the gb news toilet because they're gender neutral. this is a yeah this is. yeah. but i can't remember what this is a wetherspoons in clapham. >> it's. it's called >> no, it's. it's called fountain marcel duchamp. and fountain by marcel duchamp. and we've got one more. >> okay . >> okay. >> okay. >> looks possible . a basquiat, i

>> looks possible. a basquiat, i think. >> is this something you drew? leo >> is that your bum print from the photocopier or something? >> that is. we do need to get a new toner cartridge . and this is. >> this is. is. it's an easter card. >> this is my daughter. my daughter drew this. and she didn't do the right six month old daughter, six month did, old daughter, six month old did, didn't, the didn't, did she didn't do the right. she didn't. >> didn't. she did. >> she didn't. yeah, she did. no, she didn't. she did. what you think six old baby you think a six month old baby couldn't make a mess in a bit of paper? looks a like couldn't make a mess in a bit of p.bunny. looks a like a bunny. >> were you holding her? it does, yeah. >> no, she's. she's great. no, i didn't. it was presented to me as her on a silver as a gift by her on a silver cushion. very advanced, cushion. she's very advanced, very sweet. >> who needs famous >> who needs. who needs famous artists can do artists when a child she can do the and everything. artists when a child she can do the anyway, and everything. artists when a child she can do theanyway, and on.rything. artists when a child she can do the anyway, and on. we've. artists when a child she can do the anyway, and on. we've got >> anyway, moving on. we've got the now with story the telegraph now with a story that that britain's that suggests that britain's fertil if fertil crisis could be solved if we just really big choppers we just had really big choppers carry frenzy for carry crocodile sex frenzy for by chinook helicopters. >> so this is sort of queensland farm in australia where they found that the rotor blades of a helicopter send send crocodiles

into i don't know whether it's just a chinook helicopter, which is what they're saying here. >> they've the double >> big they've got the double rotors they that rotors and they made that big apache helicopter came over. >> they'd just be like, nah, yeah, yeah. apache does nothing for us. wouldn't even rose i >> yeah. chinook was actually invented by jemmy hill. all right. many people know that. >> so anyway, they basically found for found an aphrodisiac for crocodiles. would crocodiles. who. who would have thought by. thought they turned on by. i write joke. sorry. is that i >> -- >> i'm sorry. it's a callback. >> i'm sorry. it's a callback. >> it's gone now. >> it's gone now. >> sorry, sorry, sorry. sorry for having some jokes. >> crocodiles are like, oh, helicopter. never would helicopter. which we never would have have been have expected would have been part their evolution. part of their evolution. but it's you know, with all the amazing experiments going on with animals and realisations of how tools and how they can work with tools and so probably so on, yeah, this one's probably not up there as the best. >> no, no. this is really >> no, no, no. this is really important ever important because if you ever caught by crocodile, you'll caught by a crocodile, you'll just start going, start doing a helicopter impression and then it'll just have sex with you instead. >> anyway, moving on. we've got the guardian now and a company is in trouble for littering in outer space. carry

>> yeah. scientists just made a huge leap fonnard in bringing. oh, sorry. that's a completely different story. can get different story. but we can get to i like to surprise to this one. i like to surprise you. yeah, we've been the us government has issued the first ever space debris penalty to dish network and now there's like this thousands of pieces of debns like this thousands of pieces of debris up there that have been going on for ages. i don't know if you remember the tool bag that dropped in 2009. and it that was dropped in 2009. and it was a lovely moment where an astronaut was was working on the international space station and the tool bag wasn't properly tethered. started floating tethered. it started floating away. a slowly he go away. and you see a slowly he go to it as it leaves it to grab it as it leaves and it was $100,000 of tool bag , which was $100,000 of tool bag, which is one of the most expensive diy mistakes in history. that's not which doesn't make a woman look good. and there was lots of there lots reactions to a there was lots of reactions to a woman diy mistake. woman making diy mistake. when people also, people forgot that she'd also, at time managed to at the same time managed to become an astronaut and do a spacewalk, quite impressive. >> well, finally, in a minute and we've got the express and a half we've got the express with good news for fans of

with some good news for fans of i'm a celebrity, get me out of here. we all be bushtucker i'm a celebrity, get me out of here. soon. all be bushtucker trials soon. >> josh yeah, final . lee we can >> josh yeah, final. lee we can cover story. warned cover this story. brits warned of paris bedbug outbreak with fears next and fears london could be next and essentially it's up to 11% of households now. they're also in like cinemas on trains and whatnot. so this is what it says here with citizens living in fear, the french government has swiftly mobilised and they've rolled out a series of urgent measures which include showering and bathing and brushing teeth . and bathing and brushing teeth. >> that's going to be difficult for to follow. >> that's going to be difficult for yeah to follow. >> that's going to be difficult for yeah , to follow. >> that's going to be difficult for yeah , we to follow. >> that's going to be difficult for yeah , we did to follow. >> that's going to be difficult for yeah , we did startllow. >> that's going to be difficult for yeah , we did start atw. >> that's going to be difficult for yeah , we did start at the >> yeah, we did start at the beginning of the show talking about what we could do to stop refugees wanting to come to this country know, country and bedbugs. you know, what idea ? what is this idea? >> they want to >> this is why they want to come. want to come get come. they want to come to get away from bedbugs. but i've away from the bedbugs. but i've had bedbugs where live had bedbugs not where i live now, but i lived on edgware road.i now, but i lived on edgware road. i lived in a flat. and i don't know where they where they came apparently they can came from. apparently they can get from flat to flat. came from. apparently they can getwen flat to flat. came from. apparently they can getwe hadit to flat. came from. apparently they can getwe had we) flat. came from. apparently they can getwe had we hadt. came from. apparently they can getwe had we had their horrific. >> we had we had their horrific. >> we had we had their horrific. >> would not believe how >> you would not believe how this mosquitoes or this isn't like mosquitoes or wasps these are wasps or something. these are massive under

massive bugs that live under your mattress. you don't even massive bugs that live under your myou're. you don't even massive bugs that live under your myou're beingion't even massive bugs that live under your myou're being bitten len realise you're being bitten until girlfriend comes and until your girlfriend comes and visits and then comes out in all these purple blotches. visits and then comes out in all the girlfriend blotches. visits and then comes out in all the girlfriend because the bedbug >> girlfriend because the bedbug specialist who came in when we had it and said that my girlfriend got in girlfriend had got covered in these blotches and they said they go women more they tend to go for women more than because so that's than men because so that's another use. trans women are another use. so trans women are safe. women are bedbug safe. well women are bedbug decoys anyway. >> the short is nearly over. so let's take another quick look at wednesday's pages . the wednesday's front pages. the times leads with braverman migration. hurricane is coming . migration. hurricane is coming. the telegraph has sunak. i'll change the status quo . the change the status quo. the guardian has prime minister declares politics broken in bid to wrest back control . daily to wrest back control. daily mail has what a wig lifter. this was the first properly spellbinding , dramatically spellbinding, dramatically assured speech seen at a conference for years talking about braverman there the metro has its justice for jade. about braverman there the metro has its justice forjade. and has its justice for jade. and finally the daily star has psycho scumbag chatbot . it's psycho scumbag chatbot. it's aren't all bad. and those were your front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, josh howie and kerry

marks. simon evans will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with lewis schaffer and dixon. if schaffer and nick dixon. if you're watching it, 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. you tuned for breakfast. thank you and

south >> good evening. we're live here in manchester for it. today was the big speech of suella braverman, the home secretary. i'll be joined tonight by sir iain smith, nadhim zahawi iain duncan smith, nadhim zahawi i'm going ask will any i'm going to ask will any actions really come from that speech today? and the other big question is, is there a message that goes out to the country here from manchester? if there is, i have no idea what it is, but doubt, sir and the but no doubt, sir ian and the team can make me make me aware of because i can't out of it because i can't work out what it is. first, let's get the news with polly middlehurst .

news with polly middlehurst. >> nigel. thank you. the top story today is that the home secretary suella braverman has warned of a future hurricane of mass migration into the uk. in her speech to the tory party conference in manchester today, ms braverman says that as well as stopping illegal migrants from coming to the uk , she'll from coming to the uk, she'll also make sure that legal migration is held at reasonable levels. gb news presenter nigel farage criticised the speech , farage criticised the speech, saying the government was out of touch with ordinary voters. ms braverman though , says the braverman though, says the conservative party will do whatever it takes to deter the boats illegal migration act, which will come into force in the coming months , now means the coming months, now means that the only route to asylum in the uk is a legal route. >> the act means that those arriving illegally will be detained and removed back to their home country if possible , their home country if possible, or to a safe third country like rwanda . but all of this is rwanda. but all of this is ultimately a question of

political will