both him and a 15 year killed both him and a 15 year old girl. a coroner's court in liverpool heard today cctv footage from inside the coach cabin has been examined. it shows the driver , david shows the driver, david shrimpton, suddenly slumped to the left while he's driving . 54 the left while he's driving. 54 people were on the bus when it then overturned on the m 53 last friday. sir keir starmer has revealed an extra 700,000 urgent dental appointments would be introduced under a labour government in plans to improve the nation's oral health. the party would also introduce supervised tooth brushing in schools across england in order to tackle preventable tooth decay in children. people in most need of treatments would be prioritised under proposals aimed at rescuing nhs dentistry. the plans would be financed. labour says by using £111 million a year from abolishing non—domiciled tax status as

international national news and at least 51 people have died after a russian missile hit a cafe in north eastern ukraine. it's reported the victims were attending a funeral. ukrainian officials have called it a heinous crime . the attack was heinous crime. the attack was the deadliest in kharkiv region since the start of the war and the prime minister has met with the prime minister has met with the ukrainian president, volodymyr zelenskyy. today saying europe must face down the threat from russia . rishi sunak threat from russia. rishi sunak is currently in spain for the european political community summit, and he condemned today's attack and reiterated the uk's support for ukraine in the ongoing war. lastly the princess of wales has joined some of england's world cup winning wheelchair rugby league squad. today she got stuck in as well at the event in hull, where she sat in a wheelchair and took part in the game. kate, whose patron of the rugby football league , is there to help promote league, is there to help promote inclusive equity in the sport, much to the light of all

involved. you were gb news across the uk on tv , in your across the uk on tv, in your car, on digital radio and now on your smart speaker by saying play gb news. this is britain's news channel . news channel. >> thank you, polly. >> thank you, polly. >> hello and welcome to headliners. >> your nightly run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians. one of them. i'm comedians. i'm one of them. i'm leo i'm joined leo kirsten. tonight, i'm joined by gb news the answer to anton dick because nobody's sure which one's which and one of them likes driving . it's paul likes drink driving. it's paul cox and lewis schaffer . how are cox and lewis schaffer. how are you both doing ? you both doing? >> yes, that's paul. i don't drink. >> you don't drive every day? >> you don't drive every day? >> no, i don't drive either. >> no, i don't drive either. >> would you drink if it was made out of meat because your sugar aren't sugar free aren't you? >> me a buzz. i mean, >> if it gave me a buzz. i mean, the fact is that meat gives you a doesn't a a buzz. it doesn't give you a buzz. takes the buzz. it just takes away the pain. like giving you pain. which is like giving you a buzz you're high on meat. i

buzz so you're high on meat. i am high on not being in pain. >> delicious meat. i okay, that's the chit chat . that's the chit chat. >> out of the way. let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages. the daily mail has nurses drugged stroke patients for an easy life. the telegraph leads with starmer. will not bring hs2 back to life. the guardian leads with starmer. must be bold urges team from labour 1997 win the times has cps calls for clemency over mercy killing cases. the i has new hs2 planners in doubt. 24 hours after sunak speech . and 24 hours after sunak speech. and finally, the daily star has the rise and rise of the billy nomates and 1 in 10 doesn't have a single pal . and those were a single pal. and those were your front pages . and let's have your front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages starting with the times. paul yeah , the times. paul yeah, the times. >> leo cps calls for clemency

over mercy killing cases . over mercy killing cases. >> so prosecutors in england and wales have been provided with guidance on when it may not be appropriate to bring charges in cases of mercy killing . what is cases of mercy killing. what is mercy killing? so mercy killing is, well, largely if you've got an unwell loved one, terminally ill , and they ask an unwell loved one, terminally ill, and they ask you , an unwell loved one, terminally ill , and they ask you , please, ill, and they ask you, please, can you help me see my way out? essentially, you're killing them to give them mercy, right? which has often led to things like deserve to be there idea or. yeah, well , this is the point of yeah, well, this is the point of this new how well do they have to be? i want to inherit a house. so this is the point of the new legislation, really. you do have have proof that do have to have some proof that that has been their will. that it has been their will. >> you can't just, you know, that it has been their will. >> you can'tjust, you know, say >> you can't just, you know, say they chose to be suffocated with a whilst they were a pillow whilst they were driving. >> w- driving. >> to be able to >> but you have to be able to prove that. and it's a step fonnard. i think, there fonnard. i think, because there have of people , have been a number of people, husbands and wives have, husbands and wives that have, you and you know, faced manslaughter and even gone to prison for years.

yeah, for having all they've really done taken mercy on really done is taken mercy on their ones and help them their loved ones and help them die . yeah, but i mean, louis, die. yeah, but i mean, louis, this raises some some questions as such as people could exploit the loopholes perhaps to maybe off someone who isn't ready , you off someone who isn't ready, you know, could persuade somebody they want to go. and we've seen in canada where they have the medical assistance in dying program, which is a state sanctioned euthanasia , they've sanctioned euthanasia, they've actually it's ended up being pushed on young people and people who are completely viable, people who just have minor health issues or even people who just have depression or have financial problems . or have financial problems. >> well, this is this is part of an agenda. it's part of it's part of the one world death cult it's trying to get rid of as many people as possible. it's different canada , canada, different than canada, canada, the state do it. but here, the state will do it. but here, here, it's the british here, i guess it's the british kind you do what kind of attitude. you do what you there, kill, you self go out there, kill, kill we kill somebody. we won't let, we won't, press charges. won't, we won't press charges. >> going to have to push >> so i'm going to have to push back for ofcom balance this

early yeah what did early in the show. yeah what did you it? a one world death. you call it? a one world death. >> a one world death cult. is that don't. is that the that they don't. is that the problem we've got problem is we've got a population in collapse that's happening . there's going to be happening. there's going to be way many people like in way too many old people like in like, think 20% of chinese like, i think 20% of the chinese of japanese population is of the japanese population is above 20, 80 years old. yeah, they need we need we're not having enough children and we're not enough children to not having enough children to take of them. and we're take care of them. and we're importing people. you think importing people. and you think the are imported, the the people who are imported, the migrants take the people who are imported, the migrof ts take the people who are imported, the migrof the take the people who are imported, the migrof the older take the people who are imported, the migrof the older people? take the people who are imported, the migrof the older people? tiwe care of the older people? no, we want those people dead . they we want those people dead. they we do. we want them to desert me. >> i want to be i want them to live. >> i want people to live. yeah. because, i mean, you're probably quite near the risk bracket for this. i don't want someone this. yes i don't want someone looking at saying, you looking at me and saying, you know what? to the know what? i'm going to help the guy going the guy out. i'm going to help the guy out. i'm going to help the guy my, my, my guy out. i mean, my, my, my, my sort of girlfriend. maybe she's my girlfriend. she said to me my ex girlfriend. she said to me we should have a suicide pact. louis you go first, right.

>> i was just going to add a little bit of balance on this because, i mean, that's brilliant entertainment, but it's not exactly what i mean. brilliant entertainment, but it's it)t exactly what i mean. brilliant entertainment, but it's it is exactly what i mean. brilliant entertainment, but it's it is a actly what i mean. brilliant entertainment, but it's it is a fact. what i mean. >> it is a fact. >> it is a fact. >> it's not entertainment. >> it's not entertainment. >> not exactly >> it's not exactly what's happening. pacts are happening. and suicide pacts are included in this. this is guidance guidance saying, guidance, law, guidance saying, you know what, might be you know what, there might be cases for some where cases for some leniency where the proof is that the loved one was trying to help somebody out and they desperately wanted that help. yeah, it's not to going well, people are going to help out who just to out people who just want to kill louis schaefer. in louis schaefer. safeguards in here factors tending here as well. so factors tending in favour of prosecution where they will prosecute people who have conducted mercy killings will include the suspect influencing the victim not to seek medical treatment. palliative care or independent professional advice or denying them access to such. >> it'll be wink wink at the end of . at the end of the of the day. at the end of the day, if people are not happy living , there's a big solution living, there's a big solution there . hearts. they just die. there. hearts. they just die. you just die. sometimes i'm sitting here and i'm wishing i were dead . were dead. >> you've been too long. yeah

well, the telegraph got in the front cover. >> lewis, speaking of wishing you were dead, this hs2 stuff, which everybody knew was such a colossal waste of money back in the day, they knew it going the day, they knew it was going to and now, of to cost billions. and now, of course, billions. well, course, tens of billions. well, the i think, was the initial cost, i think, was was billion. was around 38 billion. >> and ballooned to 100,000,000,100. >> there's like they're saying in saying and read the headline, please. okay. former starmer, whoever this guy is will will not bring hs2. tony blair number two, that's what he is , as will two, that's what he is, as will starmer will not bring hs2 back to life. so what's happening here is that is that rishi sunak says we're to going we're going to stop hs2 , which is which is to stop hs2, which is which is the train line from birmingham, birmingham, up to manchester from it goes from london to it was oh that's right. but that's supposed to go from london to manchester. >> yeah. now he's going to stop it at birmingham, which seems ridiculous because birmingham is well trains. so we well served by trains. so we really faster and more really need a faster and more compact of routes to to

compact of routes going to to manchester open up the north and also the south where they are going to continue with with building hs2. it's going to continue with with building hs2 . it's actually going to continue with with building hs2. it's actually a lot . it's needed less. building hs2. it's actually a lot. it's needed less. they're better transport links. and also it's going to be a lot more expensive in south expensive to build in the south because is expensive because land is more expensive but funny that they only did the part that benefits london. >> funny . funny that and i'm >> funny. funny that and i'm a londoner, but but if you were living in the hinterlands, i'd be furious. >> do you think this is to >> do you think this is going to damage the tories because nothing can the tories. nothing can damage the tories. >> tories f so but >> the tories are f so but i mean, they had the they had the blue wall. >> do you think they're going to lose whatever colour wall it was? don't i'm a bad >> i don't know. i'm a bad prognosticator , but i think, prognosticator, but i think, i think the tories are in trouble . yep. what does paul say? sorry. go to paul . sorry. go to paul. >> paul just wanted to save himself . himself. >> i just wanted to see you sweat . sweat. >> yeah, yeah. because most of the people are tory voters. >> they don't want to hear that. that they. i'm sure they will be this election. this this election. >> paul , what make of

>> but paul, what do you make of this? fantastically this? well, it's fantastically and brilliantly. from and brilliantly. tory from starmer, isn't it? >> like he's watched >> it's like he's watched this this gone. this week's conference and gone. >> good idea. i'm >> that is such a good idea. i'm not going back of not i'm not going to back out of that. and do know he's that. and do you know what he's probably wise not i have probably wise not to. i have said along that i think a said all along that i think a great would continue great britain would continue with i don't think it's for with hs2. i don't think it's for now. i think hs2 would be for the future. however, you know what it's now that has to pay for . and some of the for it. and some of the solutions has come up solutions that sunak has come up with good. so with are actually very good. so he's actually you know, he's actually strengthening that link up north there is an argument he's connect up he's planning to connect up north rather than to north south because there is a strong argument that why should you have connected to london? have to be connected to london? why you be why can't you be self—sustainable up there? why does roads and rail does why all roads and rail links lead to london? links have to lead to london? i still firmly believe still i'm still firmly believe that have been a good that hs2 would have been a good thing. interesting that thing. it's interesting that starmer come because starmer has come out because this goes against the 2019 manifesto where they said they would deliver it. so i think he's have a bit of he's going to have a bit of kickback, he's going to kickback, which he's going to have of reign if he gets whole of his reign if he gets in, is pretty tory

in, because he is pretty tory yeah, he is. i mean, that's some both parties seem to pick whatever ideas they like from the other party. so now there's no choice between either of them . the . anyway, moving on to the guardian , paul, what have guardian now, paul, what have they the yeah. so they got in the front? yeah. so they got in the front? yeah. so the guardians got this huge scary says out of scary headline that says out of control coal. now, of course, this is about climate change and this is about climate change and this is about climate change and this is looking back at this years this is looking back at this year's statistics saying that globally and set tember is the hottest was the hottest on record and so was august and july . i think record and so was august and july. i think it record and so was august and july . i think it depends where july. i think it depends where you were globally . i mean, what you were globally. i mean, what we have to say at this point is i it's proof positive that i think it's proof positive that the is warming and that the earth is warming and that there seems to be a correlation between co2 output and that warming. however other people are saying that's a bad thing . are saying that's a bad thing. they are saying that's a bad thing. i mean, i think i think you and i agree on this. it's co2 general is a very good co2 in general is a very good thing. we have much thing. and if we don't have much co2, very much co2, we don't have very much of us. i do take issue us. one thing i do take issue with with all of this stuff is that they seem so hell bent on

proving it to be right. so that they just hammer these statistics in the most sort of terrifying way possible to try and win over people . because if and win over people. because if they can't scare them, how could they can't scare them, how could they possibly win them over? so some people are saying it's like it's like project fear during covid, they're covid, you know, they're presenting a11 set of evidence. oh, obviously, you know, other people would say, no, there's a scientific consensus you scientific consensus that, you know, change is real. know, climate change is real. it's going to be incredibly damaging to the world. and it's caused by caused by man's actions. >> well, people believe that. lots of people believe that . and lots of people believe that. and when you have propaganda vehicle like the guardian, who is basically the public relations arm of team world and team world is a death cult. and they want they want people is a death cult. they want people to stop having children. and they want people to stop to stop because they think we're bad. so they want they want us to do they don't think it's because they think we're bad. >> i think you know, people have

just had fewer children just had less fewer children because parents to because now both parents need to work. it's very expensive work. and it's very expensive to afford so it's afford a house. so it's difficult to have children unless , you know, unless you're unless, you know, unless you're either very poor. either very rich or very poor. >> yeah, those are all factors. which world is initiated which team world is initiated dating? they're making it more and expensive . they're and more expensive. they're forcing work and this forcing people to work and this graph that's on here, which shows which shows it was colder and now it's getting hotter . i and now it's getting hotter. i mean, where did this come from ? mean, where did this come from? first of all, climate, there's only one place in the entire world that basically has a large area with accurate climate stats. and that's the united states of america. most places in the world, they haven't kept records for very long, even from 1940. they don't know what the temperature is like in the middle of argentina or in the african it's i you're african thing. it's i you're supposed interrupt me because supposed to interrupt me because i don't i don't question and question the science is what you're saying. i say i say , i you're saying. i say i say, i say no , go on. i say when say no, go on. i say when somebody says there are climate scientists , i think to myself,

scientists, i think to myself, there probably stupider than anyone who calls themselves a physicist . that's how low physicist. that's how low i believe in these people. okay. they are just too i don't think it's a competition and they've definitely got more money than the physicists . the physicists. >> anyway, moving on, we've got the now and the daily star now and apparently brits have fewer than four who are your apparently brits have fewer than four two? who are your other two? >> lewis i don't who am i to that means i've got one more. i've i believe i've got 1.7. i don't believe this. this is this. this is the average brit, according to the daily now has just 3.7 daily star. now has just 3.7 true friends. the rise and rise of billy nomates. and it says 1 in 10 doesn't have a single pal. and i will say this . this is and i will say this. this is research that was done by a doughnut shop and it was said that they have researchers rank compared to climate change researchers. >> you know what? >> you know what? >> i would trust them more than climate change researchers . i'm climate change researchers. i'm not going to mention the name because just what because it's just this is what happens. get happens. this is how you get in the newspaper. research, the newspaper. you do research, i'll different name

i'll mention a different name just to just annoy them. just to just to annoy them. >> doughnuts. >> it's dunkin doughnuts. >> it's dunkin doughnuts. >> doughnuts, >> yes, dunkin doughnuts, which is . delicious. dunkin is delicious. delicious. dunkin doughnuts. when i was a kid in summer camp, i used to eat them. i would never eat krispy kreme are disgusting. now the poll. would you ? would you? >> this is a true brit. can i just say i'd eat them both ? just say i'd eat them both? >> you have . you have. >> you have. you have. >> you have. you have. >> i've got something in each pocket. >> anyway. >> anyway. >> so you made all the doughnuts? is that what they say in this? >> well, let's pick on me in a minute. >> we need to finish this. >> we need to finish this. >> we've got to go to a break. i would that friends are admin would say that friends are admin and know who wants than and you know who wants more than 1 would and you know who wants more than 1 is would and you know who wants more than 1 is modern would and you know who wants more than 1 is modern technologywould and you know who wants more than 1 is modern technology hasld say is modern technology has prevented from making prevented us from making more and friends. when we all and more friends. when we all grew up, had go out and grew up, we had to go out and play grew up, we had to go out and play friends grew up, we had to go out and pl.the friends grew up, we had to go out and pl.the woods. friends grew up, we had to go out and pl.the woods. strange friends grew up, we had to go out and pl.the woods. strange menends in the woods. strange men would come you'd told not to come up and you'd be told not to talk you know, at talk to them. but you know, at least friends. least they wanted to be friends. we don't that anymore. we don't have that anymore. we're behind a screen we don't have that anymore. we'rnobody behind a screen we don't have that anymore. we'rnobody getsiind a screen we don't have that anymore. we'rnobody gets toi a screen we don't have that anymore. we'rnobody gets to interacten we don't have that anymore. we'rnobody gets to interact with we don't have that anymore. we'ranother. jets to interact with we don't have that anymore. we'ranother. so; to interact with we don't have that anymore. we'ranother. so i'minteract with one another. so i'm not surprised. wants surprised. but who wants friends? just friends? and those men are just pretending year old pretending to be 14 year old girls. them are very girls. some of them are very helpful. so that's the front page . we under page is done. we get under the covers section to

covers in the next section to look killings, banana look at mercy killings, banana weather building weather and biden building the wall.

news radio. >> welcome back to headline . was >> welcome back to headline. was kicking this section off with the times . and i'm not saying we the times. and i'm not saying we live in a nanny state, but the government just moved one step closer wiping our for lis. us. >> us. >> louis well, you us. >> louis well , you know what? >> louis well, you know what? thank you. school, you know what? maybe. maybe we're heading in basically in that direction. basically according to the times school pupils to brush teeth under supervision as part of a labour plan , the party announces a plan, the party announces a strategy to save the nhs dentistry because they don't think kids are brushing their teeth and i just went to the dentist this week so i know all about teeth brushing. i do not brush my teeth. and i think if you and i'm going say you and i'm going to say something, if you eat meat, you don't need to brush your teeth . don't need to brush your teeth. >> this is a story about tooth brushing and i've still got to provide ofcom balance .

provide ofcom balance. >> yeah, people, people should brush their teeth. >> i would like to see people i mean, make your mind up. >> going to i'm going to >> i'm going to i'm going to tell the dentists. tell you what the dentists. >> big, big toothpaste , >> big, big, big toothpaste, whatever it. whatever you call it. >> toothpaste. whatever you call it. >> toothpaste. ste. whatever you call it. >> toothpaste. yeah. >> toothpaste. yeah. >> a message and big toothpaste. >> brush your teeth. >> brush your teeth. >> there's only been to brush >> brush your teeth. >> tteeth. only been to brush >> brush your teeth. >> tteeth. there's en to brush >> brush your teeth. >> tteeth. there's en to beem your teeth. there's only been tooth brushing for 100 for about 100 didn't have 100 years. people didn't have that. only that. sweets and there's only been question been sweets. so the question is, if you eliminate all carbohydrates , carbohydrates are carbohydrates, carbohydrates are sugars, , pastas, white sugars, starches, pastas, white sugars, starches, pastas, white sugar , everything that's made sugar, everything that's made out of plants . plants are evil. out of plants. plants are evil. your will not rot. i've your teeth will not rot. i've been to the dentist the first time in four years in four to see doctor ali. doctor ali at the east dulwich dentistry. if you want to go see the handsomest like a bollywood handsomest guys like a bollywood star and he's sitting there and i'm looking at him and i'm just saying i want leave the saying i don't want to leave the chair. good looking. chair. he was so good looking. yeah. told me, he told me yeah. and he told me, he told me my perfect within. my teeth were perfect within. we're perfect. i mean , i still we're perfect. i mean, i still have a broken tooth on the side here, which is not attractive, but what you what make but what do you what do you make

of this, paul? >> i mean, this this >> because i mean, this is this is nanny it's labour is nanny statism. it's labour trying save money in nhs trying to save money in nhs dentistry by getting people to brush their teeth. do you think it makes sense? well i'm still getting the fact that louis getting over the fact that louis hasn't his teeth for hasn't brushed his teeth for years. i just thought sewers years. i just thought the sewers were gb news. but were broken here at gb news. but uh, m&a. uh, well, this, this m&a. i mean, first all, let's just mean, first of all, let's just tackle the first part of the story, is labour are going tackle the first part of the st(make is labour are going tackle the first part of the st(make teachers joui�* are going tackle the first part of the st(make teachers brush re going tackle the first part of the st(make teachers brush teeth 1g to make teachers brush teeth like they haven't got enough on on their on their plate already. i on their on their plate already. | , on their on their plate already. i , they're to i mean, they're going to be striking this rate if striking forever at this rate if they've got if they've got to they've got to if they've got to , you know, start brushing gnashers as well. but this this comes from a pretty serious issue. we've got the now issue. we've got in the uk now and we've got a complete and is that we've got a complete lack dentistry . there's lack of dentistry. there's dentistry deserts as they call them. it's very, very, very difficult to get hold of an nhs dentist now. and if you want to pay dentist now. and if you want to pay dentistry something dentist now. and if you want to pay dentaltistry something dentist now. and if you want to pay dental plan, something dentist now. and if you want to pay dental plan, it'ssomething dentist now. and if you want to pay dental plan, it's extremely like dental plan, it's extremely expensive, particularly if you're family. so you're a low income family. so what trying to what what they're trying to overcome here in a typical labour type way is that if they teach kids to brush teeth, i wonder who can that. wonder who else can do that.

then they probably won't. won't need the dentists so often. and statistics see most hospital appointments or admissions for children under six years old are for children who have dental issues because they've never been taught to brush their teeth correctly and they've eaten lots of sweets because they because the poorest people of our country have the worst diet. >> they've got really bad diets. they're all processed foods, it's all carbs and it's like the same thing with the nhs. you want to save the nhs, become healthy, eating sugar, go healthy, stop eating sugar, go keto, do not eat. >> so this is actually quite an ayn rand style right wing move. they're teaching self reliance. i like that to save the state money. anyway, the independent now in time magazine have had stalin, hitler and osama bin laden on the cover. but somehow this one manages to be the worst one yet. lewis yeah, this is this is humza yousaf, who is he's on the cover of time magazine. >> is his name a next generation leader? time magazine, which we used to be a magazine. and this

article is in the independent. >> there's a picture of him right there on the cover the magazine. >> it used to be and >> right. and it used to be and the truth there is no the truth is, there is no magazine. don't think that magazine. i don't think that they print a hard. do they print? no they do print. >> and >> print a hard copy. and they've got i mean, he's part of ten next generation leaders, right? until the next right? i mean, until the next election scotland. right? i mean, until the next elewyeah. scotland. right? i mean, until the next elewyeah. but�*otland. right? i mean, until the next elewyeah. but the nd. right? i mean, until the next elewyeah. but the truth truth >> yeah. but the truth the truth is, right in the next is, it's right in the next generation. i think . i think generation. i think. i think it's going to like a curse. it's going to be like a curse. more yeah yeah. more like it. yeah. yeah yeah. >> because it didn't work out too well for. >> for hitler people. yeah well, hitler a good run for hitler had a good run for a while . while. >> one thing i would say is humza . aslef couldn't. >> one thing i would say is humza .aslef couldn't. he humza yousaf. aslef couldn't. he couldn't conga dance, let couldn't lead a conga dance, let alone a new generation. i mean, he probably complained that the conga dance was racist. he certainly would . and it probably certainly would. and it probably is. leo, for all i know , is. leo, for all i know, everything else is as you. well know. i he can't even know. i mean, he can't even believe this. yeah. i mean , the believe this. yeah. i mean, the man couldn't even look at the camera. did you see the photograph? don't know what photograph? i don't know what he's he's been he's looking at. he's been distracted sparkly distracted by something sparkly somewhere that he couldn't even look at the camera. i don't believe this. the

believe he believes this. the only who could have voted only person who could have voted for mum. for this is potentially his mum. maybe kids or someone. the maybe his kids or someone. the man is not to going lead anything. >> i like the fact that it was that he's on cover there that he's on the cover there because he is the first, first muslim leader of a country . i muslim leader of a country. i mean, no one's told not a country. it said this is what this is what they said, what the article said. he was the first muslim leader of a western country . i got news for you. country. i got news for you. scotland is a is a nice place. it is a nation . it scotland is a is a nice place. it is a nation. it is a scotland is a is a nice place. it is a nation . it is a people. it is a nation. it is a people. but it is not yet a country yet. >> i think it is a country, but i'm not it doesn't have a military. >> it doesn't have embassies. >> it doesn't have embassies. >> it's got a military. >> it's got a military. >> we have a military. >> we have a military. >> but the scottish guard. >> but the scottish guard. >> but the scottish guard. >> but scotland does it really? no we've got i mean, we've got we've big presence in the we've got a big presence in the in the military. so what that doesn't mean that the french foreign legion is a country because they've thing because they've got the thing just for balance. >> i probably add that >> i should probably add that there people who think there are some people who think that humza yousaf isn't completely useless. anyway,

moving on, we've got the times and biden is copying donald trump's and i'm not trump's ideas and i'm not talking about financial fraud . talking about financial fraud. paul yeah, going to say paul yeah, i'm going to say something controversial in paul yeah, i'm going to say s(second.; controversial in paul yeah, i'm going to say s(second. don't controversial in paul yeah, i'm going to say s(second. don't worryoversial in paul yeah, i'm going to say s(second. don't worry .versial in paul yeah, i'm going to say s(second. don't worry . it'sial in a second. don't worry. it's okay. biden to build 20 miles of wall on us border with mexico. donald trump has revelled in a decision by biden administration to build a new section of wall along the us border with mexico , claiming it proved he was right. trump was right, trump was right to build the wall. trump was right about many things. he was right about sweden. i mean, only you only have to look back during i think it was 2017 where everyone just laughed and he's like, what about sweden? everyone's like, what about sweden? donald? it's now multicultural now a multicultural mess with riots all over the place, just civil and cultural unrest and gang killing. he saw this coming . he saw this coming. now i know a broken clock is right twice, but he's right about a number of things. he's right about biden. he's been right about biden all along. it. he's along. everyone can see it. he's right the relation on right about the relation on russian he was russian oil and gas. he was right about reliance

right about the reliance on russian he was russian oil and gas. he was right about the clintons. that's probably lake probably me dying in a lake incident tomorrow now. but it was about a lot of things. was right about a lot of things. and the trouble is, each time he gets right , it and the trouble is, each time he gets right, it only gets proved right, it only bolsters his base because they're all going to be behind this. now. they're going to. >> but think he's wrong. he >> but i think he's wrong. he was right about melania. was he was right about melania. and he but he was wrong . he and he was. but he was wrong. he was about ivana. ivana was was wrong about ivana. ivana was amazing. and he gave up on he's i'll tell you what, he's he's wrong about this because a loser builds winner goes in builds walls, a winner goes in and aggressive stops the people from . he goes and maybe from coming. he goes and maybe takes over mexico , makes it takes over mexico, makes it makes a border area like what's happening. and that's what he should trump if he should do at trump tower. if he had people coming in trump had people coming in to trump tower , he wouldn't i'm tower, he wouldn't say, i'm going build a huge fence in tower, he wouldn't say, i'm goingof build a huge fence in tower, he wouldn't say, i'm goingof trump a huge fence in tower, he wouldn't say, i'm goingof trump tower. fence in tower, he wouldn't say, i'm goingof trump tower. no,ce in tower, he wouldn't say, i'm goingof trump tower. no, he'd front of trump tower. no, he'd if man and he had the if he was a man and he had the power would guns and power, he would get guns and kill but come kill people. but come on. >> i mean, louis, >> no, i mean, louis, that's ridiculous trump trump ridiculous. trump trump tower has walls . it's got walls. has got walls. it's got walls. it's got doors lock . so it's got doors that lock. so they obviously obviously take that to their security they obviously obviously take thewell to their security they obviously obviously take

thewell as to their security they obviously obviously take thewell as theto their security they obviously obviously take thewell as the and eir security they obviously obviously take thewell as the and thesecurity they obviously obviously take thewell as the and the us|rity they obviously obviously take thewell as the and the us isy as well as the and the us is facing an unprecedented i know that word is used a lot these days, but the migrant crisis i mean, 15 million illegal immigrants are coming coming across the border . across the border. >> and because the plan and now there's actually starting to happen. >> biden is taking this action because what the southern states, the border states are doing is they've started busing the migrants to liberal democrat controlled cities like chicago and new york. and all of a sudden these democrats who've been like, no, we should have open deal open borders, are having to deal with consequence of their with the consequence of their actions. and do think that's actions. and do you think that's something in something that we should do in this country well, bus this country as well, like bus the , instead of putting the migrants, instead of putting them on bases and just. sorry yeah. >> bus bus them to where the labour vote where all the guardian gary lineker's out. yeah just pile like we could have we could have we could build cities in islington. >> i mean we've got one advantage. we've got the english channel is the english channel and it is the english channel channel and it is the english channel, the way, got channel, by the way, we've got the and the english channel. and fortunately invented fortunately people have invented boats. and our biggest boats. yes and our biggest problem , is this is this

problem is, is this is this cultural war issue where we've abandoned all logic in favour of ideology. so we instead of saying this is good for everyone, no matter which way you vote, no matter what your gender is, what your cultural background , you know, as background is, you know, have as many is we're able many people here is we're able to after whatever colour, to look after whatever colour, whatever culture, whatever they are it, are. but don't overdo it, because if you do, you end up with no dentists , hospitals with no dentists, hospitals overrun sorts of overrun and all sorts of problems. and that's exactly what's happening, because logic has out the window now in has gone out the window now in america to go america. anyway, i've got to go to break now. unfortunately, to the break now. unfortunately, that's for two. that's it for part two. >> coming up next, we've got >> but coming up next, we've got good cold women and bad good for news cold women and bad news gold

news radio. welcome back to headliners. >> we've got the independent now , and it's official in scotland . it's now a criminal offence to crack a joke poll, or at least it was. he's actually got off with it. yeah. yeah, exactly . with it. yeah. yeah, exactly. rishi sunak to face no action.

no action over nicolas sturgeon. joke from police scotland. let's remind ourselves what he said . remind ourselves what he said. nicola sturgeon wanted to go down in the history books as the woman who broke up our country. but it now looks like she may go for down very different reasons. now, of course , she didn't get now, of course, she didn't get in any trouble for this . the in any trouble for this. the only way you can get in trouble with scotland is you with police scotland is if you misgender . they're not misgender someone. they're not interested in this sort of stuff. the that the stuff. i mean, the fact that the alba party, the alba party, who are no friends of sturgeon whatsoever , in fact, they're whatsoever, in fact, they're more anti sturgeon than me, so they're splinterindependent they're a splinter independent party led by alex salmond. another fish and the fish people , the independence fish, people of scotland . so i guess they of scotland. so i guess they were trying to say that it might prejudice the trial in some way , but he was very careful with his language . it was very light his language. it was very light entertainment in terms of its joke. was amusing , it got joke. it was amusing, it got a laugh. i giggled when i when i heard it. there was no offence to be taken anywhere and they

just need and if and if he just need to. and if and if he wants to influence the trial, he can make a few phone calls when nobody's looking . what do you nobody's looking. what do you make of this? >> are you worried about the state in scotland? >> are you worried about the staibecause in scotland? >> are you worried about the staibecause i in scotland? >> are you worried about the staibecause i mean, cotland? >> are you worried about the staibecause i mean, the and? >> are you worried about the staibecause i mean, the hate >> because i mean, the hate crime snp crime bill, the snp brought brought does actually brought through does actually criminalise offensive jokes performed on stage and even in your own home. >> well , i don't know what's >> well, i don't know what's going on over there. i know what's going on over here. we can't practically anything can't say practically anything without being interrupted and saying, can't saying, oh no, you can't say that, you got say that, or you got to say something just you something else. it's just you might or me or me , you know, might or me or me, you know, like believing what like anybody's believing what i'm mean, what this is i'm saying. i mean, what this is what? this is scary. it's so un—american. we're not allowed to discuss a pending court case. that means we don't know what's going to what's going to happen until the actual trial is taken. >> there's no court case. she's she was arrested and she's and yeah, the moment, we're yeah, but at the moment, we're not court case, but an actual not a court case, but an actual police investigation. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> you're allowed to >> no, you're not allowed to prejudice investigation. prejudice an investigation. that's part the. >> no, it isn't. >> no, it isn't. >> not not in the united states

of america. i think they should be able to make a jury that isn't jury every. isn't hasn't every jury every. anyway, we're getting onto a tangent now. >> america is the telegraph with some bad news for climate change. women are going to get control of thermostats. louis yes, this is about menopausal women in the telegraph. >> menopausal women should be allowed down allowed to turn the heating down at . and i don't know about at work. and i don't know about menopausal. i do know about menopausal. i do know about menopausal women. but it this is, this is a quango that's coming up with plans means to deal with they want to keep menopausal women at work. so they're saying to the menopause , all they're saying to the government , oh, maybe you should government, oh, maybe you should let him turn down the heat or turn up the heat, whatever. they you it i've seen you know what it is. i've seen menopausal women, whatever they want seen old women. want to do, i've seen old women. they're whatever they're all like that. whatever they want to do, young or old, why should it just be old women? we say you can't we can't. we can't say you can't say no government ruling that. >> what want. just >> just do what women want. just do . just do what women want and do. just do what women want and we'll get a peaceful peace

we'll all get a peaceful peace for a quiet life. >> exactly. >> right? exactly. >> right? exactly. >> do you know what? whenever it's a louis always it's a louis story, i always think then think i understand it. then he talks for minutes, i talks for two minutes, and i think understand think i don't understand anything anymore. it anything anymore. none of it makes sense. is my king. makes sense. louis is my king. oh one thing i would say. one thing i say is that men thing i would say is that men don't mind the room being cooler either. so these menopausal women are joining men . so the women are joining men. so the only people they're really going to be arguing with, guess, is to be arguing with, i guess, is younger but look, we younger women. but look, we should take the menopause area. what take seriously what we shouldn't take seriously is how what we shouldn't take seriously is money how what we shouldn't take seriously is money got how what we shouldn't take seriously is money got spent how what we shouldn't take seriously is money got spent on how what we shouldn't take seriously is money got spent on this , by much money got spent on this, by the a ridiculous. the way? what a ridiculous. i mean , if this more than £4, mean, if this was more than £4, it was waste of money because. it was a waste of money because. yes yes. employers, if there's a menopause , a woman who's menopause, a woman who's suffering with a mental condition and says, i could work a if it was slightly a lot better if it was slightly cooler in here, just turn it down or open window. down or open up the window. i don't the problem is. don't see what the problem is. some up some of them want it turned up and could and do you think this could could explain the gender pay gap? mean, just up gap? i mean, it's just making up heating bills. see gender. so i can't see any difference in any of these okay. well, moving of these two. okay. well, moving on. got erectile problems, on. we've got erectile problems, belly fat and constant tiredness. about me.

tiredness. but enough about me. >> with >> here's the telegraph with some health news for men. >> paul yeah, exactly . erectile >> paul yeah, exactly. erectile problems, fat and constant problems, belly fat and constant tiredness , which happens to be tiredness, which happens to be the working title of my autobiography . the working title of my autobiography. but this is this is, this is a story that's really hit the headlines in the last few days. and it's the mail, menopause, the emperor pause. mail, menopause, the emperor pause . i mail, menopause, the emperor pause. i think it's mail, menopause, the emperor pause . i think it's called pause. i think it's called something of that order anthropos. sorry. yeah. and you know, it seems to be real. what's what it seems to be doing is really winding up people putting particularly menopausal women. and i can absolutely understand that because they're just getting recognition for needing , you know, some some needing, you know, some some dispensation for going through the menopause. of the menopause. and all of a sudden we're like, well, got sudden we're like, well, we got it look got me. it to look at me, got to me. >> because >> moobs because there's a suggestion could could suggestion that men could could have off for the male have a year off for the male menopause , which some scientists menopause, which some scientists say even exist. say doesn't even exist. >> a cancer specialist here, uh, carol, who says she wrote on twitter a year of paid leave for the male menopause is absolutely ridiculous . the male menopause is absolutely ridiculous. i would it the male menopause is absolutely ridiculous . i would it would not ridiculous. i would it would not be tolerated in any sensible

country . well, obviously, speak country. well, obviously, speak to a man who's been through it. louis, what do you make of this ? >> what i make of it? meat. meat cures it all. my, my, my serum testosterone for the people who are watching outside, they're to going want to know my serum testosterone is at 36.5, which is very which is abnormally high. are you my free semen and yoghurt? my free pee. and. and you know what? i just had my sperm tested and it was delicious. did it? >> it's on. >> it's on. >> and. and my free androgen. that's because. because it's not just your testosterone levels. it's what's actually available . it's what's actually available. mine is at 40.5, which is in the normal range. so i am doing quite well. so. >> so i'm talking of, of your, your sperm count. this next story has the guardian with some news that we already knew having kids changes you, louis yeah . kids changes you, louis yeah. >> this is, you know, this is shocking really . pregnancy leads shocking really. pregnancy leads to permanent rewiring of the brain. study suggests and research of mice. this was mice.

hormonal changes late in pregnancy not trigger and this was this was done at the francis crick institute which is i guess the people who did the oh, did the people who did the oh, did the dna testing . right. i guess the dna testing. right. i guess that right here in london. i think it is, yeah. and this guy, dr. cole and he basically dr. johnny cole and he basically says mothers become says that mothers become motherly when while they're pregnant, not just after they don't see the baby and then the endorphins or whatever it is come out. they become they become loving while they're while they're pregnant and they don't exactly know why it happens . right. don't exactly know why it happens. right. i'm not sure. i didn't really understand it because there's some big words in it's but it's in this, but it's but it's something to do with the progesterone , aaron and or the progesterone, aaron and or the oestrogen. right. right but now the interesting fact is , is that the interesting fact is, is that so many women are taking the pill birth control pills, which are a mixture of progesterone. so they were in my day and

oestrogen that it might be reducing the motherliness of women. so it's not making them more motherly when they don't have a baby. >> yes, right . and we've seen >> yes, right. and we've seen men go through changes as well. apparently, parts of your brain shnnk apparently, parts of your brain shrink and parts parts grow when you have a baby . again, this is you have a baby. again, this is pretty established science . yes. pretty established science. yes. yeah.i pretty established science. yes. yeah. i mean, you're a relatively new father. you've fathered three quite a few. and you know, i've managed to father one and you do you, you know, whether it's innate within us, you do just change. yeah. i mean, one thing that fascinates mean, one thing that fascinates me about this is this is in the guardian, and this article in the guardian suggests that only female can get pregnant. female mice can get pregnant. right. which confusing to me right. which is confusing to me because i've been reading the guardian now for 18 months and at point have they ever at no point have they ever believed that females could at no point have they ever belipregnant. females could at no point have they ever beli pregnant. they ales could at no point have they ever belipregnant. they actually d at no point have they ever belithose ant. they actually d at no point have they ever belithose mice they actuallyd at no point have they ever belithose mice how ey actually d at no point have they ever belithose mice how they :tually d ask those mice how they identify. this is so phobic. anyway, the telegraph anyway, we've got the telegraph now greedy families now reporting on greedy families still keeping elderly parents from a bit of slap and from getting a bit of slap and tickle in their final years. >> louis yeah , this is a

>> louis yeah, this is a marriage laws could be rewritten to inherited to stop gold diggers inherited from vulnerable pensioners of which of which i could be one. i have a pensioner and i am vulnerable. i mean, luckily there's not much gold to dig, but it's, it's they want to change the law to stop. stop people with dementia from marrying . and this is just more marrying. and this is just more government interfere . you know, government interfere. you know, obviously , you know, you don't obviously, you know, you don't you want to look out for the dementia ridden people but who the hell wants the government to stop people from getting married? well, yeah. >> also, with with >> and also, i feel with with gold if somebody gold diggers, like if somebody dates old and, you dates a 92 year old and, you know, special know, does, you know, special services , they aren't that money services, they aren't that money come on. yeah. i mean, yeah, i'm totally against this . i want to totally against this. i want to be is one be preyed upon. this is one thing fonnard in old thing to look fonnard to in old age, you know, some age, isn't it? you know, some some really attractive 26 year old who only wants you for old woman who only wants you for your yes, please . what do your money. yes, please. what do i do? die. moving on. we've got the mirror and people are blaming tories rise in blaming the tories for a rise in trans hate crime. it's definitely because the tories

are not because of trans people elbowing into women's elbowing their way into women's sports rooms sports changing rooms in prisons. yeah. prisons. lewis yeah. >> there's another one of my stories, fury at the tories toxic language as transgender hate crimes soar by 11% in a yean hate crimes soar by 11% in a year. so they're getting so this is this is this is this is against an overall fall in hate crime as well. yes. it's an overall fall in hate crime. but the thing that one thing that came bigger is the trans came up bigger is the trans thing. and they're blaming rishi sunak he this men are sunak because he this men are men speeches and women are women and that stuff . and so they're and that stuff. and so they're blaming the tories. but the truth is, is that in leftist wales, which is like super leftist, it's hate crime is up for trans people 22. right? so what explains that? >> well, i mean, one possible explanation is that there are a lot more trans people now, and they're a lot more visible. so, you know, with with a greater proportion of the population, you're going to naturally get. >> the difference >> but what about the difference between is 22% up between wales, which is 22% up and england and which is 11? well, it's interesting.

>> they've got quite a quite a leftist labour government , but leftist labour government, but it's still quite a traditional area. yeah it is. and you've hit the nail on the head here. the statistics really are if we take out the 11. so as the mirror say, i mean the people identifying as trans must be up by tens and tens of% it must be 40 or 50% in that region. i'm trans right now. well exactly. and i'm proud of you, leo. one thing i would say, though, is considering that rate not i'm not belittling this at all, really, 11% is still quite high, but it's not high in the context of that increase in people identifying as trans and aiming this at sunak when he said when this at sunak when he said when this speech was on wednesday , it this speech was on wednesday, it seems a little bit much. yeah less people had a time machine to see the speech and then go back in time and commit some horrific misgendering . anyway, horrific misgendering. anyway, that's it for this section and our final section. we've got people pretending to be non—binary . three stone age non—binary. three stone age funeral and a shrinking funeral buffets and a shrinking mountain. see you

welcome back to headliners . welcome back to headliners. we've got the telegraph now and men have been accused of just pretending to be non—binary to get into a conference. heads up, everyone who says they're non—binary is just pretending it's not a real thing. paul, tell us more. men gatecrashed women in tech conference after lying about gender. some male attendants claiming to be non—binary reportedly went into a grace hopper to celebrate an event. and grace hopper, i believe, is a recruitment agency in one of the biggest in the us. one of the biggest job for women and job fairs for women and non—binary. and we have a apologists. oh do we? okay. she actually simply put some of you lie about your gender. >> i mean, would you register it as evidenced by the stacks and stacks of resumes? >> you're passing out? you did so because you thought that you could come here and take space and try to get a job. we need male allies . we need men who

male allies. we need men who want to celebrate, women who want to celebrate, women who want to celebrate, women who want to work with and for you. >> when so the sound wasn't perfect on that. >> but basically he was saying that some men or a lot of men have turned up at this conference and he suspects them of just pretending to be non—binary to get in. but how can he tell? hang on a minute. isn't this self id? yeah. aren't we trying to bring this into law in parts of the uk? yeah. if you walk into a room and you say you're a woman, you must be believed . and if you're not, believed. and if you're not, i mean, i for one, i'm quite angry about this. and if they hand out resumes he slash him about this. and if they hand out resthe as he slash him about this. and if they hand out resthe top, he slash him about this. and if they hand out resthe top, that he slash him about this. and if they hand out resthe top, that shows slash him about this. and if they hand out resthe top, that shows that| him at the top, that shows that they're gender fluid. they sometimes identify as non—binary. example, when non—binary. for example, when they're trying into a for they're trying to get into a for conference women and non—binary people. sometimes people. and they sometimes identify as it's perfectly identify as men. it's perfectly valid under gender ideology and it's very unfair and discriminatory to try and other them and say that they're men. >> now, we don't know. we don't know what's going on people's know what's going on in people's minds is one of those

minds and gender is one of those things. doesn't i'm sure things. it doesn't i'm not sure it someone wants it exists. so if someone wants to be a non—binary gender, they're they're going to be there's something that doesn't exist in the way that they want it not to exist or to exist. it's so you can't be. is that a sentence that we've got to assemble the words in the order ourselves? i don't know . ourselves? i don't know. >> i mean, isn't the real issue that got these conferences that we've got these conferences for women and non—binary people when just be for when they should just be for everyone and everyone can come and an argument and it's like having an argument over god white or black? over is god white or black? >> if you don't believe in god, it's a ridiculous argument. but if you're if you think your god is black, then your god is black. if you think your god is white, then your god is white. if you think you're non—binary, then that's you're non—binary. yeah but do you think i believe it's references . it's references. >> do you think we should have conferences that isolate demographic groups should demographic groups or should they just be for everyone? >> no, shouldn't obviously. >> no, we shouldn't obviously. that's that's this that's what that's why this thing a problem. i'll tell thing is a problem. i'll tell you what does exist. thing is a problem. i'll tell yousexat does exist. thing is a problem. i'll tell

yousex is does exist. thing is a problem. i'll tell yousex is not; exist. thing is a problem. i'll tell yousex is not in xist. thing is a problem. i'll tell yousex is not in my house. it >> sex is not in my house. it does, though, doesn't it? and you know , if you're going to if you know, if you're going to if you're you. the trouble is with this this level of ideology is you chuck the baby out with the bathwater . if you're going to bathwater. if you're going to say at this conference, you're only allowed this type of person , should able to turn , then we should be able to turn around would around and say, and why would we? want anyway , we? i wouldn't want to anyway, but have a white but we should just have a white straight conference. now, straight men conference. now, that that's a quality which that is a that's a quality which is a normal tech conference. which is normal. yeah. white, straight but straight virgin conference. but it's just, you know, it's madness . i it's just, you know, it's madness. i think it's madness. moving on. we've got the express now and. oh we've done this one already. let's move on to the next one. we've got the guardian and apparently not just and apparently it's not just spiders more of spiders that are more scared of us of paul us than we are of them. paul yeah, wild animals scaredy yeah, wild animals or scaredy cats, as the headline said, wild animals fear humans more than lions , studies show. i mean , i lions, studies show. i mean, i simply don't believe this. i mean, the most terrifying, to be fair, the most terrifying thing ihave fair, the most terrifying thing i have is george galloway i have seen is george galloway dress up a cat. yeah. for dress up as a cat. yeah. for half an hour on big brother.

dress up as a cat. yeah. for half an hour on big brother . and half an hour on big brother. and that was terrifying. but i don't think any scary think that was any more scary than it says here than a lion. so it says here that the big beasts have been toppled humans. new research toppled by humans. new research shows. it says that elephants , shows. it says that elephants, rhinos and giraffes are all now more afraid of people and than other apex predators. so we're the apex predator of them all. yeah, we are . because we yeah, we are. because we couldn't use for you because you like eating meat. >> yeah, because we can figure out oh, teeth out. they say, oh, our teeth aren't meant for eating meat, but. but our hands are for but. but our hands are meant for making and making tools and killing and killing of course killing things. so of course they're to they're they're going to be they're going this the going to be afraid. this the thing is, not going to thing is, this is not going to last long because the last very long because the population is a is in a is in population is in a is in a is in a death collapse. it's death . a death collapse. it's death. death. what did i say? the death spiral. it's a death spiral in places like like africa that have traditionally had, you know, population rates. know, high population rates. >> and they're starting to drop there as well. >> they're not starting to drop in africa, but the rate of increase is going and they're going and going to turn a corner. and there's not going to be any people. so the animals will have their again.

their own their own world again. there will be a massive drop in population if start believing population if we start believing this , we start taking on lions this, we start taking on lions in the jungle. >> they don't live in the jungle. just read jungle jungle. i've just read jungle book, if that happens, doomed. >> on, got the >> moving on, we've got the metro diet of stone age metro with the diet of stone age funerals. rather funerals. i think i'd rather have of sandwiches, have a platter of sandwiches, louis. although probably louis. although you probably think healthy. think this is healthy. >> yeah . what do you give away? >> yeah. what do you give away? what? i'm going say? i don't know. >> you said it. know. >> you said i:. know. >> you said i probably say something else. no, see, the headune. something else. no, see, the headline. i'm going to say the headune headline. i'm going to say the headline cannibalism. i'm not a news presenter . you want to make news presenter. you want to make me? i see that . well, maybe me? i can see that. well, maybe we should do a show where do we should do a show where you do the or paul does the headlines or paul does the headunes the headlines or paul does the headlines comment. headlines and i comment. i kind of free speech i'm brilliant. >> suggested that and they >> i suggested that and they told to get in my box is told me to get back in my box is cannibalism was was a funeral fitual cannibalism was was a funeral ritual among stone age humans study finds and this is this is they found bodies and bones in cheddar gorge which have amongst the cheese amongst the cheese i didn't realise that cheddar gorge was a place i think it's

something that i do at home gorge . gorge. >> i gorge the cheddar and that have clear signs that they've been chewed on by human beings . been chewed on by human beings. and what they're trying to say is they're just saying this is number one, not isolated . number one, it's not isolated. there are lots and lots of bones that found all across that they have found all across europe but europe where they've eaten. but they're also trying to show that they're also trying to show that the people ate it, for not food, because in this in cheddar gorge, there were loads of other animals, so they said they didn't need to because there are loads of other animals. so this was a ritual, this was something spiritual. no, ijust, i disagree. no, it isn't . a ritual disagree. no, it isn't. a ritual is i think the most nutritious kind of food that humans can eat is other humans . is other humans. >> let's not give anybody any ideas. >> let's not give anybody any ideas . the last thing we need on ideas. the last thing we need on gb news is a spate of cannibalism on our record. anyway, moving on now, we've got the metro with the news that montblanc keeps shrinking. well, i guess it is cold up there, paul >> yeah, it is very cold and things do shrink in the cold.

scientists baffled as scientists are baffled as montblanc keeps shrinking. so montblanc keeps shrinking. so montblanc is the tallest mountain in western europe. it's slightly less tall. after shrinking two metres in two years. now scientists say they're not sure why, but three paragraphs later it says quite clearly why. it says montblanc height changes from year to year depending on the wind, the weather, which affects the thickness of the layer of snow on its surface. so they solved the article. the problem in the same article. you i don't know what they you know, i don't know what they were. think trying were. i think they were trying to cram in some sort of climate change in here. very quickly change in here. but very quickly it fell apart. it sort of fell apart. >> they wrong. >> but they were wrong. they were because were wrong about this because the more the deeper the snow , the more the deeper the snow, the more the deeper the snow, the more the more it goes down. >> that's what i thought. i thought the snow, like the glaciers would glaciers in the ice age would push down. push would push it down. >> if it's getting instead >> so if it's getting instead they're saying, you know , as they're saying, you know, as the snow as the water snow evaporates and as the water in the mountains, it shrinks. >> which mountains in the mountains, it shrinks. >> mountainswhich mountains in the mountains, it shrinks. >> mountains gone mountains in the mountains, it shrinks. >> mountains gone anywhere s in the mountains, it shrinks. >> mountains gone anywhere to go. >> if they they don't just there's not space below them for they're not on a suspension . it they're not on a suspension. it won't be snow doesn't mean low

mountain . mountain. >> it's the same >> yes, it does. it's the same thing in zealand where thing like in new zealand where not zealand . in greenland not in new zealand. in greenland where the ice has pushed where where the ice has pushed it down. and ice were here. >> what's interesting about the uk apparently because the uk is apparently because the glaciers were towards the of glaciers were towards the top of the country in scotland, so as they melted , the country is now they melted, the country is now tipping back . so the south of tipping back. so the south of england sinking into the sea. england is sinking into the sea. so yes, sorry , south of england, so yes, sorry, south of england, but you're not going to be here forever. i mean, i don't know how far we're going to sink. we might something, probably might hit something, probably hit anyway, is nearly >> anyway, the show is nearly oven >> anyway, the show is nearly over, let's take another over, so let's take another quick look friday's front quick look at friday's front pages. leads with pages. the daily mail leads with nurses, drugged stroke patients for an easy life. the telegraph has starmer will not bring hs2 back to life. the guardian has starmer must be bold urges team from labour 1997 win the times has cps calls for clemency over mercy killing cases and the i has new hs2 plant is in doubt 24 hours after sunaks speech and finally the daily star has the

rise and rise of the billy nomi case. and those were your front pages. case. and those were your front pages . and that's all we have pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests, paul cox and lewis schaffer. i'm back tomorrow at 11 pm. with darius davies and josh howie. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast and we will see you.the for breakfast and we will see you. the same time tomorrow night . and have a great weekend night. and have a great weekend and be leo kyrees. goodbye. i was brilliant tonight

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tonight, it's box office. i am joined by allison pearson shaun bailey and amy nicole turner. what's to not love? but also on the way, caroline lucas has accused the tories of a dishonesty epidemic . but should dishonesty epidemic. but should it really be a criminal offence for politicians to lie ? that's for politicians to lie? that's the extreme action we would have. none of them left. well, that's extreme action. that's the extreme action. some mps once taken and nigel gardner and jenny barnet have their and jenny barnet will have their say. in the this say. that's in the clash. this is axing . england manager is good axing. england manager kevin keegan has sparked outrage after saying he doesn't after saying that he doesn't like female pundits talking about the men's game. is he just saying what most blokes are actually thinking in england's most capped male footballer peter shilton takes on lionesses legend faye white. that's later. plus rishi sunak has sealed a new deal with the u's border agency to help us get tough on illegal migration. but can we really count on the support of our european neighbours or do we

need to take tougher action like, oh, i don't know, turning back the boats. former conservative minister ann widdecombe weighs in shortly. and kyra kennedy joins me to explain why rishi's plan to permanently stub out cigarettes is illiberal and anti conservative and part of a wider totalitarian agenda in politics in general. but tomorrow's newspapers , front pages, they're newspapers, front pages, they're also on the way to who better? kelvin mackenzie is uncanny . kelvin mackenzie is uncanny. arnold that's later on in the show. an action packed two hours coming your way right after the news middlehurst . patrick. >> thank you and good evening to you. will the main story tonight on gb news is that a man who broke into windsor castle armed with a loaded crossbow with the intention of killing the late queen, has been sentenced to nine years in jail for the crime of treason. jaswant singh kale wandered around inside the

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