missing. guessed it, one word missing. how earth did come up with how on earth did we come up with that? of course, it wouldn't that? and of course, it wouldn't be night show, will it, be a friday night show, will it, without dog of the week? no without your dog of the week? no no. we're still banned no. again, we're still banned from this from doing that. this show should of fun. but should be a lot of fun. but first, let's get your headlines from tatiana sanchez . from tatiana sanchez. >> patrick, thank you and good evening. this is the latest from the newsroom. a man has been remanded in custody over an alleged plot to kidnap and kill tv presenter holly willoughby. gavin plumb, a shopping centre security guard, is charged with soliciting a man to carry out the crimes the star pulled out of hosting itv's this morning after bosses were reportedly alerted to the possible threat. it's understood she's being given round the clock, secured city and support labour's describing its rutherglen and hamilton west by—election win as a seismic victory. michael shanks took the seat with 58% of the vote, more than double that

of the snp's katie loudon . of the snp's katie loudon. labour leader sir keir starmer says scotland is key to securing a majority at the next general election . in a key supporter of election. in a key supporter of the just stop oil protest group says he is redirects his funding to a youth voting campaign. green energy industry solist dale vince says he's given more than £340,000 since the group's foundation . but he says under foundation. but he says under the current government, protest cannot work. and he warns further disruption may prove counterproductive . mr vince is counterproductive. mr vince is instead supporting a new cause aimed at encouraging young people to vote. just stop. oil says it will continue its campaign of civil resistance . campaign of civil resistance. former first minister and current alba party leader alex salmond says humza yousaf has days to save his job after the by—election defeat . scotland's by—election defeat. scotland's first minister says the snp needs time to reflect on the result . result. >> the snp we didn't do enough. we know that there was a contextual factors. margaret

ferrier's reckless actions. the police investigation of course. but we've got to reflect, i've got to reflect the party has to ensure we've got a good campaign machine behind us, but also that we're inspiring people with a message . we clearly got message. we clearly got a message. we clearly got a message from the voters. rutherglen and hamilton west that the snp has lost some trust in that seat. we've got to make sure we regain it. >> a conservative councillor has called for the home secretary's resignation over the handling of scampton. the government is accused of ignoring a legal order to stop converting the former air base into a migrant camp to house 2000 people. the home office says it's confident the project meets planning requirements, but council roger patterson described the department as liars . and department as liars. and finally, while much of the uk could see temperatures of up to 26 c at the weekend, a warning for rain is in place in parts of scotland . the met office has scotland. the met office has issued both amber and yellow rain warnings for large parts of

scotland and northern england. from tomorrow until sunday morning. scotrail has announced there will be significant disruption to its services as a result . in contrast, fine and result. in contrast, fine and dry weather for southern and central england . temperatures central england. temperatures could rise as high as 25 degrees by sunday afternoon in this is gb news across the uk on tv in your car on digital radio and on your car on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play your smart speaker by saying play gb news. now it's back to . patrick >> all right. welcome along. happy friday night. now fury today from teachers and parents alike after the labour leader keir starmer pledged to introduce supervised toothbrushing for young children in england's primary schools, like the kind of thing you might get in north korea. so while the dentistry profession says that they are big fans of the idea ,

they are big fans of the idea, although i don't believe that because they make money off people teeth. people having rotten teeth. headteacher that staff headteacher say that their staff have things to do with have better things to do with their time than check whether pupils their teeth pupils have cleaned their teeth . lie told them they've been born wrong body or that born into the wrong body or that britain's is a disaster. britain's empire is a disaster. so should this be the responsibility of parents and not teachers? we are joined now by legendary former presenter of fat families, steve miller , to fat families, steve miller, to get his hot take on all of this. steve, what's going on? why are you me , everyone we know going you me, everyone we know going to have to pay out of our hard earned taxpayers money because some parents are too lazy to brush their kids teeth or get them to do it themselves. yes, we're talking about this. >> tooth brush. it's >> it's a tooth brush. it's a tooth brush. and it is absolutely the role of the parent to make sure that their children are cleaning their teeth. this, again, is yet, in my view, a theoretical policy be put together by the theorists. obviously who who think this is this is this is something that

teachers should do when teachers are so busy obviously doing what they should be doing, which is teaching . think it's absolutely teaching. think it's absolutely ludicrous . and listen, if i have ludicrous. and listen, if i have children and i cannot get them to clean their teeth or show them how to clean the teeth and actually look over them as to clean their teeth daily, then frankly, my children should be taken off me because i believe it's neglect. it's a straightfonnard as that. i think it's absolutely bonkers , to be it's absolutely bonkers, to be honest. you should literally mean you should be in detention for it, to be quite honest. >> you could literally decide who who who is not a who and who and who is not a good parent by whether or not they have managed to be able to make very tiny child do make that very tiny child do that very basic that that very basic thing that they've them to do. it's they've asked them to do. it's not role of the state to get not the role of the state to get involved is it? involved in that is it? >> oh, for goodness sake. of course it's not the role of the state. who patrick, who comes up with these ridiculous policies mean it's mean. well, he has done. mean it's mean. well, he has done . that's why i would put him

done. that's why i would put him in. he needs to go into school detention and have a thousand lies for coming up with such radical useless policies. i think parents would be insulted by well. a lot of parents by it as well. a lot of parents are very responsible they are very responsible and they make their children clean the teeth before they go to school. everything's about nannying now, isn't everything's isn't it? everything's about abdication, mean, abdication, you know. i mean, and , if you cannot get and frankly, if you cannot get your children to clean their teeth in the morning, you should not have had your children in the first place. it's as straightfonnard as that. with me. it's complicated. it's me. it's not complicated. it's very straightfonnard . and you very straightfonnard. and you think time this think about how much time this will for teachers when will take for teachers when they're already hard pressed and we you know, you think about the lockdown as well. we had all of that delay of these kids getting an education in. i don't want kids to going school to learn more about cleaning their teeth and time wasted like that. i want them learning how to read , want them learning how to read, how to write and how to socially lies, not in terms of cleaning the teeth. >> look. hey, sure. yeah we're below vietnam on the school league tables. yeah, sure.

sometimes they have to enforce a pride month on very young children. yet look. hey, sure, sometimes children come out of school and they've got a reading age years below where they actually are, but at least they will have bright pearly whites. ijust will have bright pearly whites. i just find it absolutely bonkers. teachers should not be social workers . social workers. >> oh, completely. it's not their role. you know what i mean? othennise you start questioning what is the role of the parent? i have a child and it is my responsibility to look after that child health, to look after that child health, to look after their mental health, as well as their physical health. and that includes includes dental entry as well. it's not your job. dental entry as well. it's not yourjob. it's not dental entry as well. it's not your job. it's not the state's job. it's not to be the king. >> you don't want to be you don't want to be that parent there. you know, standing by the side of the football pitch or whatever going, oh, ones? whatever going, oh, which ones? which our which one's your child? our mind's one who's just done mind's the one who's just done 14 stepovers knocked into 14 stepovers and knocked it into the top corner from 30 yards out. one's your one? oh is out. which one's your one? oh is the green

the one who stinks with green teeth. you don't to be that teeth. you don't want to be that parent. okay steve, thank you very going to park parent. okay steve, thank you vethere. going to park parent. okay steve, thank you vethere. great going to park parent. okay steve, thank you vethere. great to going to park parent. okay steve, thank you vethere. great to have; to park parent. okay steve, thank you vethere. great to have you park parent. okay steve, thank you vethere. great to have you on.( it there. great to have you on. steve miller, the fabulous host of fat families. check it out online. he's come out some online. he's come out with some absolute corkers, including it was loss show case was a weight loss show in case you couldn't gather. but he kind of the love approach of took the tough love approach to he included the line, to it. so he included the line, watch out, massive fatties, the lard are in town. it's lard police are in town. it's worth worth anyway, worth it's worth a watch anyway, right? time to bring right? it's time to bring in my brilliant panel evening. brilliant panel this evening. we've and we've got bushra sheikh and we've also got comedian leo kearse. great stuff. leo i'll start with you. as far as i'm start with you. i as far as i'm aware, the state of my teeth. >> no, no, it's not because the state of your teeth. >> actually, far as i'm >> actually, as far as i'm aware, don't have kids, aware, i don't have any kids, right? hopefully don't get right? and hopefully i don't get a knock on the door one day. but what you think about this? do what do you think about this? do you think parents should be you think that parents should be just seriously brushing just just seriously brushing their is it their own kids teeth? why is it why our problem? why is it our problem? >> well, we've seen seen >> well, we've seen we've seen the state of its boundaries get wider wider, especially in wider and wider, especially in scotland, state in scotland, the state now, in fact, named bill, fact, the named persons bill, which the state which which made the state responsible for children instead of parents. you

responsible for children instead of as parents. you responsible for children instead of as p.as nts. you responsible for children instead of as p.as this you responsible for children instead of as p.as this seems u responsible for children instead of as p.as this seems like know, as much as this seems like a sort of frivolous, funny thing, you know, having teachers show how to their show kids how to brush their teeth, serious teeth, it's a serious, serious point. it going to end? point. where is it going to end? like showing people how to wipe their just their bums, like we need to just leave parenting parents and leave parenting to parents and not, know , think state not, you know, i think the state boundanes not, you know, i think the state boundaries should pulled back boundaries should be pulled back a little bit. >> can't help but if >> i can't help but wonder if thatis >> i can't help but wonder if that is it's going, that is where it's going, actually, where we do end up with a situation where, you know, teachers have to shake it for i be honest, >> i mean, to be honest, i actually laughed at this story. ijust actually laughed at this story. i just this is i just thought, this is ridiculous. plus, the fact that a parent would not sure a parent would not make sure that the brushed his teeth that the child brushed his teeth would mean that. why would just mean that. why are you kids are a huge you having kids? kids are a huge responsibility. that responsibility. and part of that is oral and hygiene is the oral hygiene and hygiene in if you've got kids in general. if you've got kids coming in, not brushing their teeth, what else not teeth, what else are they not washing? they're not washing? yeah, maybe they're not showering. about social showering. this is about social services, it's showering. this is about social servictneglect. it's showering. this is about social servictneglect. that's it's showering. this is about social servictneglect. that's what this is. >> i'm sorry, but it's not all. like parents have to take some responsibility. you've got to. we've created society, leo, we've created a society, leo, where somebody where everything is somebody else's everything where everything is somebody el somebody everything where everything is somebody el somebody else'severything where everything is somebody el somebody else's fault. ling where everything is somebody el somebody else's fault. are is somebody else's fault. are the reason why 25. stone the reason why i weigh 25. stone is you know, saw

is because, you know, i just saw an advert for some cheese on the london underground and that triggered something me triggered something in me society has to accommodate everybody's needs and everybody's needs and everybody's . everybody's wants. >> it's just a sort of >> and yeah, it's just a sort of slippery slope that get slippery slope that we can't get back we're too fat. back up because we're too fat. >> we can't get back up because we're too fat and we haven't got any fingernails and any fingernails anymore and we're around the we're just clawing around the place i think, place like all of that. i think, you people need to take you know, people need to take some and have a some responsibility and have a bit pride, have a bit of bit of pride, have a bit of pride. i get that there will pride. now i get that there will be some situations where, you know, if someone's got a disability something, there's disability or something, there's an your life an emergency event in your life where whatever but where for whatever reason, but that's people that's not the people we're talking here. talking about here. we're talking about here. we're talking about here. we're talking about the people, aren't we? can't we? you know, seriously, can't even can't even their kids even can't even get their kids up they go, up in the morning when they go, oh, yeah. oh, it's just i just can't control it. why not? why don't you it? why do you don't you have it? why do you have know it's about. >> accountability isn't it? it's about parents looking them about parents looking at them and know what? i'm and saying, you know what? i'm doing job. let fix up. doing a crap job. let me fix up. let be a better parent. but let me be a better parent. but people, they don't want to people, they just don't want to self—reflect, do they? like you say, it's all about passing the self—reflect, do they? like you say, it' and about passing the self—reflect, do they? like you say, it' and buckit passing the self—reflect, do they? like you say, it' and buck t0wassing the

self—reflect, do they? like you say, it' and buck to somebody blame and buck to somebody else. do you buy this idea, though, that we i mean, the that we are i mean, it's the stereotype of brits around the world is that all bad teeth. >> yeah. so do you buy it, though, that maybe it would be good? we look towards brexit, good? as we look towards brexit, britain standing up good? as we look towards brexit, bri the standing up good? as we look towards brexit, bri the world standing up good? as we look towards brexit, bri the world stage, itanding up good? as we look towards brexit, bri the world stage, if nding up good? as we look towards brexit, bri the world stage, if we 1g up good? as we look towards brexit, bri the world stage, if we could on the world stage, if we could create a generation of kids with on the world stage, if we could creaignashersation of kids with on the world stage, if we could creaignashers yeah,of kids with on the world stage, if we could creaignashers yeah, it kids with on the world stage, if we could creaignashers yeah, it might ith nice gnashers yeah, it might actually good. we actually do us quite good. we might a trade deal. might get a trade deal. >> well, that's, that's why we've opened up these trade routes turkey so we can routes with turkey so we can send over to turkey send people over to turkey to get teeth done. and get their teeth done. and then everybody back with these everybody comes back with these ridiculous 1980s ridiculous american 1980s weatherman yeah, weatherman teeth. but yeah, i think going get rid of think we're going to get rid of cosmetic being in cosmetic dentistry being done in turkey cheaply. turkey really cheaply. yeah, that's britain's that's going to save britain's i think it would be cheaper right, to set instead this plan by to set instead of this plan by keir to get all of the keir starmer to get all of the things would need things that you would need to make teeth and make kids brush their teeth and pay make kids brush their teeth and pay to stand over them pay teachers to stand over them and them. pay teachers to stand over them anc it them. pay teachers to stand over them anc it would lem. pay teachers to stand over them ancit would be|. pay teachers to stand over them ancit would be cheaper to send >> it would be cheaper to send all those kids to turkey and get veneers. no no. >> i think the best thing to do is maybe give them like a little a and a pack, toothpaste and toothbrush. everyone will get that at when that for free at school when they come to school and they've

got something. so maybe they don't have it at home already. they've got a toothbrush and that's give that's it. and just just give them little pack, which isn't them a little pack, which isn't going to cost lot of money. going to cost a lot of money. >> then that's another we see. it's not going to cost a lot of money. but start money. but then you start providing everything, know, providing everything, you know, then they everything then they get everything that they're at home. they're supposed to get at home. you're going to give you're going to have to give them and shower gel and them soap and shower gel and deodorant. you know deodorant. and before you know it, in a communist it, you're living in a communist state you can't afford state where you can't afford anything money state where you can't afford artaken| money state where you can't afford artaken| you money state where you can't afford artaken| you to money state where you can't afford artaken| you to pay money state where you can't afford artaken| you to pay for money state where you can't afford artaken| you to pay for lowiey is taken off you to pay for low quality deodorant to be given to the population. >> will say this >> one thing i will say on this and genuinely we're and genuinely i know we're having laugh about it having a bit of a laugh about it and all that, but there will be some children out there whose parents and the parents are just awful and the kids shouldn't, fair, have kids shouldn't, to be fair, have to suffer result that to suffer as a result of that because punishing the wrong because you punishing the wrong person there i person in there really, i do think you a child think that if you see a child that's constantly turning up to school with, know, basically school with, you know, basically a fungus their face, a kind of fungus in their face, then someone should have then someone should go and have a word with the parents, but bully the parents, not the child. your that's child. that's your that's your view. yeah. suppose for view. yeah. yeah. i suppose for that select group of kids then, you probably should you know, they probably should get should get the get the help they should get the help, but then

get the help they should get the help, worried but then get the help they should get the help, worried that but then get the help they should get the help, worried that they it then get the help they should get the help, worried that they would i'd be worried that they would get used to be like, get bullied. it used to be like, it like, know, it used to be like, you know, the kids that were on free school which now, by school lunches, which now, by the just the way, i think we're just going to dish to everybody, going to dish out to everybody, including multi—millionaires who send kids can get a free their kids can get a free breakfast cheers. great. their kids can get a free breebefore, cheers. great. their kids can get a free breebefore, ciknow,great. their kids can get a free bree before, ciknow, yout. their kids can get a free bree before, ciknow, you used but before, you know, you used to the kids on free school to know the kids on free school lunches they might get lunches and they might get picked so be able to picked on so you'd be able to tell, because tell, wouldn't you? because it'd be getting led away to be the kids getting led away to the 8:00 the the bathroom at 8:00 in the morning. free morning. yeah. or you're on free school you, mate? morning. yeah. or you're on free sch actually, you, mate? morning. yeah. or you're on free sch actually, actually,)u, mate? morning. yeah. or you're on free sch actually, actually, you1ate? morning. yeah. or you're on free sch actually, actually, you know morning. yeah. or you're on free sch ac'atlly, actually, you know morning. yeah. or you're on free sch ac'at some:tually, you know morning. yeah. or you're on free sch ac'at some point, you know morning. yeah. or you're on free sch ac'at some point in ou know morning. yeah. or you're on free sch ac'at some point in myznow what? at some point in my school when were when we had that kids who were getting meals getting free school meals and had tokens and stuff, had the little tokens and stuff, they they used they to sell them, so they used to was like a to make money. it was like a business at school, you know, because cost £5 for because it would cost £5 for an average you'd average school lunch and you'd buy £1.50. so it buy a token for £1.50. so it became a it became an entrepreneurial at school. >> people be >> so yeah, people will be selling. exactly. selling. yeah, exactly. look, i've colgate. yeah, i've got your colgate. yeah, i've got your colgate. yeah, i've oral—b. do you i've got your oral—b. do you want okay want it flying off this? okay right look, kind right now, look, we've kind of got serious got the quote unquote serious bit this show the way. bit of this show out of the way. that topic that was actually a news topic that news, of course. that was in the news, of course. so don't go away. because lots that was in the news, of course. sofunds go away. because lots that was in the news, of course. sofunds go avcomeecause lots that was in the news, of course. sofunds go avcomeecausthents of funds have come with the panel this where we panel tonight. this is where we get just the general get stuck into just the general light—hearted nature of it, including round including the spin room round your and missing

your part and the missing words quiz. that's all to come. plus as i went and about today to as i went out and about today to ask the public some ask the public about some blatantly fake political blatantly fake new political policies, do you try pushing my hand now? >> pushing . just push it. push >> pushing. just push it. push this hand with your. >> it's quite it is quite it is quite difficult .

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from. nine >> welcome back. you are watching or listening to me, patrick christys is on gb news. it has just gone 8:19 loads on tonight, including the brilliant round your parts where we delve into the best of local news. some utter corkers there and our revolutionary new missing words game quiz. no one in media has ever done that before . it's ever done that before. it's fantastic. now it's time myself, my brilliant panel, lisa mason , my brilliant panel, lisa mason, who in case you're wondering why lisa is, so are we bushra shaikh and leo kearse entered the spin room. so it's the place where good stories turn bad and bad ones turn good. all with the help of a little bit of spin. okay, so we're on to the first one now, and this is some genuinely good heartwarming news. sheeps wheels help her overcome a broken leg. oh, look at that. so rosie the sheep with

at that. so rosie the sheep with a broken leg has started a new life at an animal sanctuary. a broken leg has started a new life at an animal sanctuary . the life at an animal sanctuary. the rescue ranch in hatton, near wannick, as she strapped to a set of wheels to help her walk the donated frame is usually used for dogs, but innovative thinking is now keeping her mobile. now, this is an unequivocally lovely news story, only a truly heartless brute of a panellist could turn this into a panellist could turn this into a bad news story. a panellist could turn this into a bad news story . okay, leo, a bad news story. okay, leo, over to you . over to you. >> how could you possibly think this is a good news story? you know, the reason that they're helping that sheep fix its broken leg that we can eat broken leg is so that we can eat it next easter . there's going to it next easter. there's going to be. you never had a leg of lamb. what do you think that comes from? it's not a character in lord comes from lord of the rings. it comes from an actual sheep. so we're going we're going to be eating that sheep with being on sheep also with it being on wheels, it's going to be very dangerous men dangerous for scottish men who like to go out into the countryside with like to go out into the country they with like to go out into the country they could with like to go out into the countrythey could be with like to go out into the countrythey could be standing sheep. they could be standing near a cliff and just trundle off it. really need believe

off it. you really need believe that's the route you've gone down. >> you need some hooves too. okay >> the rescue ranch. i like how they've called it the rescue ranch. if that supplies lidl ranch. as if that supplies lidl with burgers, that is. yeah. that is. that is the animal sanctuary over the top to claim some charity relief. but in reality, it is nothing more than a house for fluffy animals. okay. >> well , i'll tell you what, >> well, i'll tell you what, leo. you have successfully turned that into a terrible news story. i would like to politely remind you is, of course, before 9 pm. so we will keep it clean, which i think maybe you quivered on the edge of there, but so that's okay that's what the sheep. okay right now, next up it is of course, this one, right? so how is london prepared for the bedbug invasion that has swarmed pans? bedbug invasion that has swarmed paris? now, this is obviously after the week's news when we learned that paris is infested , learned that paris is infested, infested, infested by none other than bedbugs crawling all over the metro . so this skin crawling the metro. so this skin crawling headune the metro. so this skin crawling headline obviously isn't the great news that we all wanted to

dwell on on this friday night. so what i'm really hoping for is that we can spin this into a good news story, especially considering bedbugs considering that these bedbugs are their way over are apparently on their way over here. you're up. how can here. bushra you're up. how can bedbugs benefit britain? well thank you for giving me a wonderful story to spin. >> right. bedbugs. all right. okay. some people are lonely. patrick and now they've got company in their bed and they've got company on the couch. and, you know, people know they've got these friends that are with them. they're not by themselves. and that's a thing, isn't and that's a good thing, isn't it? lonely . and it? so you're not lonely. and the thing is, you can be the other thing is, you can be extra clean. so now , you know, extra clean. so now, you know, if you shower once a week, you can day to make can shower every day to make sure the bedbugs off. sure you get the bedbugs off. you you're nice and you see, you're nice and clean and all time. and fresh all the time. so actually positive thing actually it's a positive thing on it, isn't it? >> i like that so you've >> i like that idea. so you've gone loneliness. loneliness >> i like that idea. so you've gc a a loneliness. loneliness >> i like that idea. so you've gca massive eliness. loneliness >> i like that idea. so you've gca massive eliness. lin eliness >> i like that idea. so you've gca massive eliness. lin this�*ss is a massive problem in this country, you especially country, you know, especially amongst population. amongst the elderly population. no one floated the idea no one has ever floated the idea of having thousands bedbug of having thousands of bedbug friends for them. >> you've got thousands of friends haven't know, friends now, haven't you know,

they're creepy , they're no longer creepy, crawly. friendly crawly. so you're friendly friends that are keeping you company. that's what they are. >> it's great news >> and it's great news for anybody who's a big fan of i'm a celebrity, get me out of here. and re—enact and once they re—enact a bushtucker exactly. in bushtucker trial. exactly. in bed. without bed. yeah you can do it without getting bed. getting out of bed. >> want to re—enact >> people who want to re—enact the they could >> people who want to re—enact thethat, they could >> people who want to re—enact thethat, couldn't they could >> people who want to re—enact thethat, couldn't they? they could >> people who want to re—enact thethat, couldn't they? they cwa ild do that, couldn't they? all of a sudden they get the sudden they can do. get the authentic kind of, you know, lice body experience that you lice in body experience that you would got well. would have got there as well. and also, if you don't have the opportunity to france, opportunity to go to france, france is coming to you. >> you need >> you go. so now you don't need to to france or to travel to get to france or paris. go, friend. the paris. there you go, friend. the french coming to you now. french are coming to you now. >> something that >> so you this is something that they leave of tourist they leave out of the tourist brochures it's brochures for paris, right? it's always, there always, you know, sitting there with a glass of wine and with a glass of red wine and a cigarette with the arc de triomphe the eiffel tower triomphe and the eiffel tower behind but they leave out behind you. but they leave out the french the true, authentic french experience , which is, of course, experience, which is, of course, riots in streets and bedbugs riots in the streets and bedbugs . you and now you . so there you go. and now you can if you had bedbugs, you can your if you had bedbugs, you would in the would just be a riot in the street from the authentic street away from the authentic parisian experience. totally. >> can you experience >> you can you can experience france at home. >> yeah. stuff. i mean, >> yeah. great stuff. i mean, i think that's think

think that's good. i think that's pretty one. okay that's a pretty strong one. okay i'll give you that one. now, finally, blessed this finally, we are blessed this weekend. ladies and gentlemen, with summer , with a proper indian summer, parts uk are set to be parts of the uk are set to be hotter turkey. greece the hotter than turkey. greece the costa del sol is a mini heatwave, brings temperatures to a tropical 26 degrees. all right. okay fine. now, leo, this is a this is a good news story. okay we're all going to get tan. it's all going to be nice. we can be out. bit of alfresco dining, whatever. leo, i want you try to spin this into you to try to spin this into a terrible news story us, terrible news story for us, please. terrible news story for us, ple well, easier. i can >> well, that's easier. i can just re—enact the. just stop oil woman was newsnight woman who was on newsnight crying. did you know the crying. did you not know the planet is literally on fire? i mean , when we say literally on mean, when we say literally on fire, mean not really fire, we mean not really literally on fire because we've had summer in the uk had a very damp summer in the uk , but parts the planet, , but other parts of the planet, i'm told, i'm reliably told, are on fire. it's not just on fire. and it's not just because arsonists keep starting fires. because fires. it's apparently because because of global warming going around with a with a lighter as well . but yeah this this around with a with a lighter as well. but yeah this this this is this is devastating . we're all this is devastating. we're all going to burn to death at 26

degrees. apparently even though we're going holiday to experience temperatures of 40 degrees. >> you know what made me laugh? i mean you've done you've done a cracking job there, especially considering the if anyone's seen lisa please do let lisa mason, then please do let us as long as see. that us know as long as you see. that was supposed be her one. was supposed to be her one. you've job with was supposed to be her one. you'v but job with was supposed to be her one. you'v but she job with was supposed to be her one. you'v but she ongoodi that. but she makes a good point. know you saw point. i don't know if you saw you saw the. come on. point. i don't know if you saw youi'vei the. come on. point. i don't know if you saw youi've gote. come on. point. i don't know if you saw youi've got i'veme on. point. i don't know if you saw youi've got i'veme (point >> i've got i've got point to that. it's a total inconvenience since clothes since i've put my summer clothes away. i've got my winter wardrobe. i've got autumn wardrobe. i've got my autumn stuff summer stuff out. i don't want summer anymore. stuff out. i don't want summer an getwre. stuff out. i don't want summer an get my things out again. to get my things out again. >> this is >> you see, this is this is something inherently something that inherently bothers than bothers women a lot more than blokes. don't care blokes. women. i just don't care when it comes to the weather. i'll sweat through a suit, you know, suit. know, i'll sweat through a suit. i'll. shorts. i'll. i'll freeze in shorts. i really don't mind. >> no. oh no, we can't. we've got that we match up our got things that we match up our shoes, open toes closed. no, this annoying, you know. go this is annoying, you know. go away . indian this is annoying, you know. go away. indian summer. >> don't you. >> we don't want you. and there's the pumpkin there's also the pumpkin spice latte. a fan of the latte. are you a fan of the pumpkin latte? not actually. and i don't what the >> and i don't know what the hype on about hype is. everyone goes on about that autumn and halloween, that every autumn and halloween, and just not very nice. and it's just not very nice. >> right. you >> yeah, no, exactly right. you know, when autumns

know, you know, when autumns coming round, when into coming round, when you walk into a and pay £10.50 for a coffee shop and pay £10.50 for something spice something with pumpkin spice in it, buy it, that you would never buy at any point the year. any other point of the year. anyway. done, of you. anyway. well done, both of you. thank that. thank you very much for that. that was the room. it's that was the spin room. it's time friday. time now for fake news friday. and unsuspecting and this week, unsuspecting passers were confronted with passers by were confronted with the terrifying prospect of speaking me in the street speaking to me in the street about important issues of the day. now, this week, i decided to ask the great british public all about these. can i add blatantly fake new policies that may well be introduced? it came off the back of, you know, talking before about the kids brushing their teeth in school thing. and thought that me thing. and i thought that to me sounded like policy. but sounded like a fake policy. but of there's of course it isn't. and there's quite that about of course it isn't. and there's quthe that about of course it isn't. and there's quthe minute. :hat about of course it isn't. and there's quthe minute. so. about of course it isn't. and there's quthe minute. so i about of course it isn't. and there's quthe minute. so i thoughtout of course it isn't. and there's quthe minute. so i thought i'd at the minute. so i thought i'd pull take pull the public's leg, take a look listen. parents have look and listen. parents have really obese children. yes, they get the parents get fined and the kids get sent to a fitness camp. what do you think about that? >> well , i don't that? >> well, i don't i think that's terribly draconian . terribly draconian. >> i think there should be more people teaching exercise. i do something called the tai chi.

every single day. >> essentially, drivers who don't indicate at roundabouts , don't indicate at roundabouts, they'll get three points on their licence. what do you think of that ? of that? >> yeah, that's fine. i think the driving in general in this country is getting worse . yeah, country is getting worse. yeah, and we should do things particularly like lane discipline and motonnays and things like that. >> and this keeps you, i mean you're in, you're in cracking opens like this and this if children kick off in a restaurant, the parents could get banned for life . get banned for life. >> banned from the restaurant for life . yeah. i don't know for life. yeah. i don't know about for life. that seems a bit that seems a bit extreme. i think maybe a delayed ban would be reasonable. you know, a ban of a year or something like that. >> then i step fonnard and i transfer the weight . transfer the weight. >> people who walk too slowly in busy public areas . yeah, could busy public areas. yeah, could be fine . and sent on a speed be fine. and sent on a speed awareness course . is it what do awareness course. is it what do you think about that. absolutely nonsense. >> i don't think that's right at all. >> are you? try pushing my hand

now . push it. just push it. push now. push it. just push it. push this hand with your. >> it's quite . >> it's quite. >> it's quite. >> it's quite. >> it is quite. it is quite difficult. music out their phones or speakers on public transport might be given an asbo anti—social behaviour order. yeah. what do you think of that? >> i think that's a bit extreme. um, i think giving i mean. i mean it's anti—social. yeah but i think it's a bit extreme . yeah. >> the inside of the body and then it's like it's chinese . then it's like it's chinese. >> if children are unruly in restaurants, parents could get banned from that restaurant for life . so what do you think? life. so what do you think? >> i think that's a bit unfair, actually. should be. you actually. it should be. you know, maybe to chances. and then they're out to strike card. >> yeah. yellow card. >> yeah. yellow card. >> yellow card. red card . >> yellow card. red card. >> yellow card. red card. >> okay. and then this is called the birds beak. again >> obviously , obviously all of >> obviously, obviously all of those policies are fake and completely made up, but nevertheless, some very interesting takes there. what are my panel think of that? leo what i particularly enjoyed was the when people would either

either agree with it straight away or start away outright or start suggesting modifications to that policy . it shows kind of policy. it shows what kind of clown live in, where clown world we live in, where someone who's walking too slowly at a train could sent at a train station could be sent on and on a speed awareness course, and people that's something on a speed awareness course, and pe0|:might that's something on a speed awareness course, and pe0|:might happen. something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah,|t happen. something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and ppen. something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and it'sn. something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and it's a something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and it's a goodthing on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and it's a good idea. >> yeah, and it's a good idea. also, with playing music >> yeah, and it's a good idea. als( loud with playing music >> yeah, and it's a good idea. als(loud on with playing music >> yeah, and it's a good idea. als(loud on public playing music >> yeah, and it's a good idea. als(loud on public transport|usic out loud on public transport that my nut it's like that does my nut and it's like we're talking whose we're talking about kids whose parents them to brush parents can't get them to brush their parents parents can't get them to brush their can't parents parents can't get them to brush their can't buy parents parents can't get them to brush their can't buy your parents can't. can't buy your headphones. got play headphones. you've got to play your out your phone. your music out of your phone. >> yeah , i would argue, even if >> yeah, i would argue, even if they buy headphones >> yeah, i would argue, even if thejquite buy headphones >> yeah, i would argue, even if thejquite expensive. 1eadphones >> yeah, i would argue, even if thejquite expensive. you phones are quite expensive. you just shouldn't music. aren't shouldn't play music. aren't your bus? i just find your phone on a bus? i just find that, but maybe that, you know. but maybe that's just middle class in me just the middle class in me erupting few of erupting out there. but a few of those i thought were quite interesting. like kids who kick off a restaurant. i do. i do off in a restaurant. i do. i do think that parents should be banned for life from that restaurant. i hate it. >> really? yeah >> oh, really? yeah >> oh, really? yeah >> playing hide and >> when they're playing hide and seek and the seek under your table and the parents are there drinking wine, going, a handful, isn't going, oh, he's a handful, isn't he? nightmare. he? yeah, he is a nightmare. >> you honestly sound. you really don't have really sound like you don't have kids, that's kids, which you don't. that's why that. because why you're saying that. because restaurants why you're saying that. because restaur.policy as well. so

an age policy as well. so. so they say that under 12 are they do say that under 12 are not allowed at this restaurant. people that as people need to read that as well. plus, a family. well. and plus, you're a family. kids mess up a kids are going to mess up a little they? think little bit, aren't they? i think that's extreme. that's really extreme. >> there's attempt >> it's when there's no attempt by control that by the parents to control that feral at all, that it feral child at all, that it really winds up. laugh really winds me up. they laugh like else's like it's everybody else's problem. out with my problem. my dinner out with my fiance is not your crash . fiance is not your crash. >> but patrick, my, when i take my a restaurant, >> but patrick, my, when i take my a restaurant , that >> but patrick, my, when i take my a restaurant, that is my kids to a restaurant, that is the one chance i get to actually not control their behaviour. and i can just let other people such as, you know, a nice couple on a date or a waitress or whatever, and they, they can deal with the mayhem instead. >> yeah. okay. fair enough. all right. well, look, coming up a man has been kidnapped by his own car, a flat viewing takes a very, very cheeky turn. and a certain ladies garden is having an overdue trim. it's almost time for round your part. an overdue trim. it's almost time for round your part . the time for round your part. the very best of local news will we be coming to a town near you? patrick christie is on gb views, britain's news channel .

radio. >> welcome back. you're watching or listening to me? patrick christys on gb news has just gone 835. still to come tonight , my panel will test their wit on our brilliant missing words quiz. plus, it is now time we went around your part. so this is where we delve into the best of local news. my team have been beavering away all day to find some of the more obscure stories from places . hopefully at some from places. hopefully at some point a bit local you , where point a bit local to you, where are this week? it's are we starting this week? it's worcestershire. where the worcestershire. yes. where the county council's highways team posted about the maintenance work being carried out in upton upon severn. the council wrote. now, leo, i'm going to ask you to keep it together here. okay. three maintenance works today . three maintenance works today. lane, upton upon severn. naturally, some people on social media have been quick to see the humour in this story. so leo, you're a comedian. is this just

the lowest form of comedy , do the lowest form of comedy, do you think? yes. yeah it is. you'd never make a joke about anything like that, would you? >> be appalled. no, i >> i would be appalled. no, i couldn't myself the couldn't look myself in the mirror if made joke about mirror if i made a joke about mingling . getting mirror if i made a joke about mingling. getting a trim. mirror if i made a joke about mingling . getting a trim. yeah, exactly. >> i mean , it is. i mean, there >> i mean, it is. i mean, there is also a joke, of is possibly also a joke, of course, about, you know, certain elements of your surname being being tied in with this. but we won't that joke. we would won't do that joke. we would never do that were a never do that joke. were you a lady national television lady as his national television ? do it. ? we couldn't possibly do it. but do this but i must say, i do love this kind news story where kind of local news story where you with surely the you end up with surely the council were you end up with surely the councihere. were you end up with surely the councihere. there's were you end up with surely the councihere. there's no were you end up with surely the councihere. there's no need) you end up with surely the councihere. there's no need for doing here. there's no need for them have a press them to have released a press release trimming a bush on linslade. >> of course they were. i found it. found hilarious. i'm it. i found it hilarious. i'm not lie. and just not going to lie. and just a little fact for you. so little bit of a fact for you. so the romany gypsy the word comes from romany gypsy . so that's actually where the word comes from. so it does have etymology behind it. it's actually a vulgar slang, isn't it? really the first people to grow one? >> interestingly , the tree that >> interestingly, the tree that was being trimmed , ed, is was being trimmed, ed, is a clematis , but the council could

clematis, but the council could the council couldn't find it. >> no . hahahahaha okay. true >> no. hahahahaha okay. true story. very good. very good. very good. okay. next we are off to wonderful wiltshire. now this story has been in the press for a few years now. it began in 2000 when north korea's leader kim jong il decided that he wanted a world class brewery for his country , which was just his country, which was just coming round from a devastating famine. the wiltshire times reported back in 2009. nine years on, from the original sale that the usher's brewery in trowbridge and its new brew, the taedong river beer, it made international headlines , so the international headlines, so the brewery plant was sold to the north koreans. okay it was dismantled. brick by brick and then shipped to north korea and yeah, it's ridiculous. fast fonnard now, 14 years and this week the daily mail has reported that the unpronounceable beer

factory has been hailed by kim jong un's regime for contributing to national economic development . as the economic development. as the mail aptly put it, north cold beenl mail aptly put it, north cold beer. i mean, bush yeah, i'll be honest with you. if i was working at a brewery and one day a delegation of north koreans turned up, i think i would have been on the sauce again. >> i found this quite interesting as well. what i did find out, patrick, about this was they were not given the was that they were not given the go korea could go ahead until korea could actually determine or the brits could determine that this machinery wouldn't go off and be used. and then later changed for weapons mass destruction. so weapons of mass destruction. so they not signed off for it they were not signed off for it initially. >> yeah . no way. can you >> yeah. no way. can you imagine? that's you there, you think? well, yeah. look, think? well, yeah. well, look, i mean, you've mean, is it true that you've sold a bomb machine to sold a bomb making machine to the north koreans? look, keith, you not checked out for a second, did it? never enter your head, keith, this this head, keith, that this this brewery one be used to brewery could one day be used to fire literally. fire a nuke at literally. >> kim jong un is >> yeah, because kim jong un is already pretty aggressive. i don't really want him to be

drunker and more aggressive. i mean, this is it's just as well he didn't come over and buy buckfast abbey and ship that over. buckfast abbey and ship that over . there would definitely be over. there would definitely be world war iii. >> yeah, was it. if he >> yeah, that was it. if he turned up if he turned up and he was displaying keen interest was displaying a keen interest in buckfast, the world would have ended years ago. yeah. yeah. staggering stuff. yeah. it's staggering stuff. i do quite like though . you do quite like it though. you know, people in north korea are now getting drunk off wiltshire's finest beer, but over to glasgow now and a man says that he was kidnapped by his own runaway electric car . so his own runaway electric car. so bnan his own runaway electric car. so brian morrison was heading home from work when he says that his new posh motor started driving itself off and he had to dial 999 from inside the car so the brakes wouldn't work. so it's terrifying situation for the guy.the terrifying situation for the guy. the police were called and he can't stop his car. he's just it's like something out of a film. nicolas cage, by the way, is itching to play this role, isn't and he's driving on isn't he? and he's driving on the swerve the road. he's having to swerve to and other to avoid red lights and other cars and emergency vehicles. so the and they the police get called and they forcibly stop this runaway car

by nudging it off the road and allowing it to then crash into their police van. so brian claims that it was the car's fault, that he was forced to dodge red lights and roundabouts and a roadside repair mechanic later said that he had never seen anything like the incident . so self—driving cars might not be the way to go. leo well , this be the way to go. leo well, this is the thing. >> i mean, you're sort of dependent on the software not having glitches because having any glitches because there's buttons there's no everything's buttons and computers and stuff. even in my car, which is a petrol car, and not particularly new, and it's not particularly new, but instead a but it's got like a instead of a handbrake , it's got a little handbrake, it's got a little button handbrake . and i button for the handbrake. and i don't like that. i want to i want i can so, you want a stick i can yank. so, you know, does go out of know, if it does go out of control there's control or whatever, there's something that control or whatever, there's som(dependent that control or whatever, there's som(dependent on that control or whatever, there's som(dependent on like, that control or whatever, there's som(dependent on like, you isn't dependent on like, you know, through windows exp know, going through windows exp somewhere in the floor of the car. it just works. you just pull the stick and some brake happens somewhere. yeah, yeah. >> the old manual thing, old reliable is this hurtling towards it? reliable is this hurtling towards it ? but towards technology isn't it? but i don't about you. but part i don't know about you. but part of me like the kind of. because

i i a new car at the i can't. i need a new car at the moment i've this moment. okay. i've got this shunting old diesel thing and it's just. >> i'm telling siddique khan that you've got a well, you don't need, you don't need to tell him because every single time got these time i've got one of these cameras that's opposite cameras that's right opposite where park my car. where i park my car. >> i needed to move my car >> so if i needed to move my car because like a delivery truck was coming, that would cost me £12.50, right? so siddique knows. okay. siddique siddique knows. okay. siddique siddique knows already. right. but part of me thinks that one of these people who drives one of these fancy driverless cars deserves everything they get. >> of anti >> yeah, i'm kind of anti electric the moment. electric stuff at the moment. i'm all of that. it i'm not with all of that. it actually reminds of whole actually reminds me of the whole transformers age you're transformers age like you're getting taken over by the machines . yeah. you know, that's machines. yeah. you know, that's the vibe i'm getting the kind of vibe i'm getting with being your with this. imagine being in your car and having totally no control over where you're going car and having totally no contwhat'er where you're going car and having totally no contwhat the/here you're going car and having totally no contwhat the care you're going car and having totally no contwhat the car isyou're going car and having totally no contwhat the car is doing. joing car and having totally no contwhat the car is doing. that and what the car is doing. that is frightening for me. is so frightening for me. i would never do risk that would never do that. risk that with my kids in the way. with my kids in the car. no way. but you would do but the reason that you would do it you can go it really is so that you can go to the pub, get lathered and get

home, right? >> that's you'd a >> that's the why you'd have a driverless car so wouldn't driverless car so you wouldn't get done for drink driving. but i going you i think they're going to ban you from even doing anyway, so from even doing that anyway, so there's there's there's no point in it. there's no all those smarmy there's no point in it. there's no are all those smarmy there's no point in it. there's no are going, those smarmy there's no point in it. there's no are going, those sn an ny people are going, i've got an electric look what i'm electric car. look what i'm doing for the planet. yeah. all right. your right. the boundary for your car was the ground by a was mined out of the ground by a one armed congolese orphan. so who's our one armed congolese orphan. so who'sstory our one armed congolese orphan. so who'sstory from our one armed congolese orphan. so who'sstory from henbury,)ur final story is from henbury, just and it's just outside bristol. and it's a story really get to story where we really get to know saucy know the locals is a saucy property market and it property is on the market and it has headlines it has made the headlines as it comes with a raunchy comes complete with a raunchy sex dungeon. the bristol estate agent listed . the £270,000, two agent listed. the £270,000, two bedroom flat on their website site and caught more attention than perhaps anticipated when viewers took a closer look at one room in particular. yes, one of the bedrooms comes complete with a restraining benches , a with a restraining benches, a pair of stocks, a blind with a saucy image of some woman's legs and what appears to be a metal cage. it also features leather pillows off those walls. could talk. they'd be screaming, wouldn't they? and a fake

leopard skin rug to add a little sexy glamour to the decor. so bushra , if you if you watch bushra, if you if you watch closely, never would if you happen to own that property, there's no way you'd let that on. rightmove is there ? on. rightmove is there? >> no. no way. they knew exactly what they were doing when they were putting those images up. that number one, i'm just going to not raunchy, to say that that's not raunchy, nothing it. nothing raunchy about it. actually. i've much better actually. i've seen much better red to be red rooms than that, to be honest. have . that's that's honest. i have. that's that's not at all. not exciting at all. >> not expecting that from you, but perfectly honest with but i'd be perfectly honest with you that's not leo. anyway, you if that's not leo. anyway, how your house been how long has your house been on the market? >> well. well, like about this is they've got some sort of sex machinery at the end. they've got or whatever, got stocks or whatever, but they're drying they're just using it for drying tea . yeah. when tea towels. yeah. it's like when you exercise bike for the you get an exercise bike for the first you're on it. and you get an exercise bike for the first after you're on it. and you get an exercise bike for the first after a ou're on it. and you get an exercise bike for the first after a while an it. and you get an exercise bike for the first after a while now and you get an exercise bike for the first after a while now you're then after a while now you're just underpants on it. just drying underpants on it. >> it's true. yeah, i like that. i do like that idea. just i do like that idea. i just can't know, can't help but wonder, you know, the going the estate agent going around now, see, this house the estate agent going around now got see, this house the estate agent going around now got wonderfulle, this house the estate agent going around now got wonderful panoramic se has got wonderful panoramic views yeah. no. and views outside. yeah. no. and in there, the secretary views outside. yeah. no. and in the right. the secretary views outside. yeah. no. and in the right. okay the secretary views outside. yeah. no. and in the right. okay and secretary views outside. yeah. no. and in the right. okay and so cretary views outside. yeah. no. and in the right. okay and so the ary in. right. okay and so the kitchen's everything's kitchen's new. everything's great. on

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radio. >> welcome back. it's friday night. it's me , patrick christys night. it's me, patrick christys on gb news. i've got a little bit of time now to delve into my email stack. let's see what your wonderful have been wonderful viewers have been saying. so on labour's new teeth brushing says, saying. so on labour's new teeth brushiiand says, saying. so on labour's new teeth brushiiand we says, saying. so on labour's new teeth brushiiand we had says, saying. so on labour's new teeth brushiiand we had regular's, saying. so on labour's new teeth brushiiand we had regular visits i'm 51 and we had regular visits by dentists primary school by dentists at my primary school in hereford who taught us to in hereford who taught us how to clean teeth . we use the clean our teeth. and we use the indicator tablets. this actually is a new woke idea, is not a new woke idea, surprisingly, fair enough . and surprisingly, fair enough. and finally, hello , finally, ian says hello, patrick, you must stop taking your fiancee to mark donald. brilliant. ian i ask her, where do you want to go for dinner? all right, i ask. i've got michelin star restaurant books. i've got it sorted . d's it i've got it all sorted. d's it is. it's time now for our fun

is. so it's time now for our fun packed friday night quiz. after a week of late night meetings featuring some of the greatest production minds that this channel has to offer, they've come up with a game where they blur out a few headlines and the panel tries to guess what they are. yeah no swearing, please. panel are. yeah no swearing, please. panel, i remind you it's not panel, may i remind you it's not quite 9 pm, but before we actually collect the bafta, we're about to look at some of these headlines. haven't we? so get ready for this row as policeman throws blank on ground. that's furious row as policeman throws blank on ground. any ideas anybody ? any ground. any ideas anybody? any ideas? any ideas? bushra. >> oh god . what could >> oh god. what could a policeman throw down on the ground? he's camera. he's camera. his body worn camera. >> shortly before the assault , >> shortly before the assault, shortly before he went rogue with his taser . leo any ideas? with his taser. leo any ideas? kebab it's kebab . so is kebab. kebab it's kebab. so is kebab. yeah okay. fair enough. i mean , yeah okay. fair enough. i mean, it's not either of those things. shockingly but i believe that we might be able to show you. so

what could a policeman possibly throw a furious row after policeman throws sandwich on ground? and believe it or not, we've got some footage of this to explain it. so let's take a look. >> sandwich crusts. >> sandwich crusts. >> okay. right. so you threw that there, right? oh, right . that there, right? oh, right. so. oh, right. so you think it's okay to pull up outside somebody else's house and chuck your lunch or breakfast outside my house? that's acceptable. is it ? you've got no respect, have you ? oh, it's a civil offence . you? oh, it's a civil offence. >> okay. i can fully understand where you're coming from, and i understand. i appreciate that. maybe didn't bad and maybe it didn't look so bad and i'll take that board i'll fully take that on board and up if you let me and i pick you up if you let me go pick you up, i will move along . along. >> you dismissed. >> you dismissed. >> go . >> go. >> go. >> why don't chuck food laid outside your car again? harry potter has gone off the rails, doesn't he? >> anyway, we should say that thames valley police have responded with this. we've spoken to the officer involved. we've discuss the

we've also been to discuss the encounter with individual encounter with the individual who the video. who recorded the video. we strive learn from our strive to learn from our encounters with the public. so the involved has been the officer involved has been given to reflect on given a chance to reflect on their actions . oh, grief. there their actions. oh, grief. there we are. right. brilliant next up, this thought provoking up, is this thought provoking headline. okay japanese city bans blank on escalators. that's japanese city bans blank on escalators , stairs. i mean, this escalators, stairs. i mean, this could be anything, couldn't it, leo sumo wrestling sumo wrestling on the escalator. i wouldn't want to see that. banned on an escalator. i'd love it, but i have a feeling it's dancing because tiktok so popular. >> so people dancing and prancing around an escalator. >> you know what? that's not a bad idea. actually, it could be, couldn't it? nothing couldn't it? there's nothing more people doing more infuriating people doing that. should should we that. should we take should we take look at this? i take a little look at this? i think. we? japanese bans. think. shall we? japanese bans. what? walking on escalators. that's . that's that's just insane. that's insane. we've just got to stand there. >> apparently, you get more people up the escalator faster if people don't walk. oh, come on. it's one of these crazy things really? >> yeah.

>> yeah. >> because everybody. everybody takes up much less space on the escalator you're clear? it's escalator. so you're clear? it's nobody . science can't explain nobody. science can't explain it. it's like the flight of the bumblebee. >> but surely got one >> but surely you've got one side people just stand and side where people just stand and one side where people walk up who want quicker like we who want to be quicker like we do like we do here. >> like we do here. >> like we do here. >> the people are up. >> the people are walking up. they're not. not very they're not. they're not very close unless people close together. so unless people walk , well, walk up like a conga, well, there we go. >> we we'll never know. we'll never know the truth behind it. that, smacks a lie that, to me, smacks of a lie that parents child that parents hold their child one them running on one day to stop them running on escalator. it's got escalator. and now it's got into government final mystery government. our final mystery headune government. our final mystery headline is this headline this week is this desperate italian prime minister forced to turn to blank to help fight eu on illegal migration. it's a worthy one. desperate italian prime minister forced to turn to blank to help fight eu on illegal migration. hmm. okay. leo what are the what are the poor pm have to turn to? >> is it rishi sunak ? because it >> is it rishi sunak? because it came up in the thing and i read it. >> oh really? yeah. did the nafion >> oh really? yeah. did the nation has nation seen nation has the nation seen that? you wonder sometimes if

you know, i wonder sometimes if it's same wonderful it's the same wonderful production minds that came up with most with arguably the most simplistic friday night film feature that have now feature ever that have now managed it maybe, managed to do that. it maybe, maybe you know, i was maybe it was you know, i was wondering whether it was drink . wondering whether it was drink. >> mean , they just didn't >> i mean, they just didn't blank it. i did actually know that story, by the way. you didn't know? it was you didn't know? i knew it was you knew. >> anyway, good stuff. well, shall out? for the very shall we find out? for the very first desperate first time ever, desperate italian to italian prime minister forced to turn to rishi sunak. oh oh! turn to its rishi sunak. oh oh! oh, my god. don't fight you on illegal migration. that's mad. it's mad. who'd have thought it? hey, who'd have thought it? well, we yeah, i mean, well, there we go. yeah, i mean, it actually quite a good it is actually quite a good thing. we now thing. i think that we are now so we are like the end point for a of people coming to europe a lot of people coming to europe and and italy is the mess and the eu and italy is the mess they're going on to iceland. well now, see, this is something that think we should be that i think we should be looking into because every other country waived these people country has waived these people through. why can't we through. right. so why can't we maybe try to get some kind of gigantic bridge to iceland and or have like, you know, they've got in calais. got the camp in calais. >> have that >> we could have that in stornoway .

stornoway. >> yeah. it would change >> yeah. i mean, it would change the inspired adverts, the character inspired adverts, wouldn't would wouldn't it? it would be migrants iceland. it's migrants go to iceland. it's mums. but anyway, we're going to finish. finish finish. we're going to finish with chaos. yes as if with even more chaos. yes as if we not had enough tonight we have not had enough tonight around this a around here. now, this is a segment where we play out interviews with the great and the good, but we tell you what, in opinion , we think they in our opinion, we think they were really thinking . so this were really thinking. so this week, we reflect on week, as we reflect on conservative party conference, one thing that stands out for me is the slightly furry issue that suella braverman found herself in. the home secretary visited the dogs trust stand and was caught well impaling a labradors tail with her stiletto. let's get rid of that strap at the bottom if we can. there we go. so that is suella braverman's six inch stiletto standing , six inch stiletto standing, going through a guide dog's tail. so at the start of her next speech, right, she did take a moment to apologise because she didn't realise that she'd done it. one of her aides showed her. but we've got a clip here of suella braverman talking and

we voiced over what we think she really meant to say . really meant to say. >> so what? >> so what? >> i stood on a dog's tail. we don't even know if this dog came to the uk legally. >> anyone his papers? >> did anyone check his papers? is pedigree? is kennel is he a pedigree? is he kennel club house club registered? is he house trained? a hurricane of hounds are way to the uk and are on their way to the uk and they're not all coming here to work. it once and i'll work. i've said it once and i'll say again. multiculturalism say it again. multiculturalism has failed . has failed. >> well, there we go. i mean that. we all know that's what suella braverman really meant, isn't it? but there we are . so isn't it? but there we are. so isn't it? but there we are. so is really? suella de vil. is she really? suella de vil. but you very much , by the but thank you very much, by the way, to everybody who's been watching mean, watching and tuning in. i mean, i must i'm enjoying just i must say i'm enjoying just these kind knocked together i must say i'm enjoying just these inight knocked together i must say i'm enjoying just these inight knockactually, er friday night shows. actually, this a bit of me. but this is this is a bit of me. but thanks to my panel, mason thanks to my panel, lisa mason on anyone, seen lisa? on anyone, anyone seen lisa? lisa, are you here? although to be fair, lisa to lisa mason, the last time she saw me , i weighed last time she saw me, i weighed 16.5 stone and was wearing a leotard because she is a gymnast that did a challenge. christie's bushra sheikh, thank you very much. kearse much. bushra and leo kearse as well . and crucially to all of well. and crucially to all of

our wonderful viewers and listeners who's listeners and everybody who's been in, i hope you have been emailed in, i hope you have a fantastic, fantastic , a fantastic, fantastic, fantastic weekend. just fantastic weekend. i'm just going leave this here. going to leave leave this here. mark . oh, there he is. mark dolan. oh, there he is. that's patrick christys. wow patrick so that is not it's not. thank you, by the way. bushra that's that's, that's, that's patrick christys who will be making an appearance on every one of these shows. mark i hope you're going to have a great show. >> patrick always >> patrick you've always been gorgeous my book as they lose gorgeous in my book as they lose a major backer. >> ah, just stop running out >> ah, just stop oil running out of fuel. plus, sir alex ferguson's wife , lady cathy ferguson's wife, lady cathy ferguson, died . we'll speak ferguson, has died. we'll speak to fergie's biographer about the woman that guided him to such success. plus, my first on air reaction to rishi sunak conference speech and how does it compare to the speech that i wrote for him on monday day? plus, in my take at ten is kevin keegan, a sexist dinosaur? all he said is that male ex—pros should be commentating on premier league football. but what do you think? this show is

the home of diverse opinion. let me have yours, mark. at gbnews.com. plus is it game over for the snp and their dream of independence ? and does what independence? and does what happened yesterday in scotland with that by—election guarantee the keys to number 10 for keir starmer? so the big opinion the take at ten mark meats and much more. so don't go anywhere. i'll see you after this short weather break. >> oh, hello there. good evening . i'm jonathan vautrey. who is your gb news? weather forecast provided by the met office this weekend is going to be one of contrast across the uk . high contrast across the uk. high pressure charge across the pressure is in charge across the south, importing heat from north africa and iberia. really turning the time turning very warm for the time of this trailing of year. but this trailing frontal system across scotland is to be providing much is going to be providing much wetter . it will wetter conditions. it will eventually clear off parts of northern ireland, northern england evening northern ireland, northern eng|then evening northern ireland, northern eng|then stall evening northern ireland, northern eng|then stall across evening northern ireland, northern eng|then stall across central1ing and then stall across central western of scotland western areas of scotland repeatedly , heavy rain over repeatedly, heavy rain over nights elsewhere generally staying largely dry. some clear spells in there. but most of us seeing relatively mild conditions to start saturday

morning around 14 c. this rain then will be heavy and persistent throughout saturday. and there is an amber weather warning in force. the potential for flooding disruption is for flooding and disruption is expected and could even be expected and there could even be some landslides where we see totals really totting up 180mm in some spots for northern ireland, wales and england, though it will be a largely dry day, some sunshine, particularly across southeast, generally across the southeast, generally hazier for parts of hazier skies for parts of northern england, and northern england, wales and northern ireland. but temperatures climbing towards 23 c into sunday. the rain across scotland will gradually clear its way northward. still some outbursts across some heavy outbursts across initially northern areas, eventually reaching the northern isles on. but again, for isles later on. but again, for northern ireland, wales and england dry day this england are largely dry day this time of sunshine time the best of the sunshine off towards the south—west eastern may stay that bit eastern areas may stay that bit cloudier. further rain into parts of the north—west as we head the part head towards the middle part of the well. but .

by good evening. >> i'm tatiana sanchez. this is the latest from the newsroom. a man has been remanded in custody over an alleged plot to kidnap and kill tv presenter holly willoughby . gavin plum, a willoughby. gavin plum, a shopping centre security guard, is charged with solicitor a man

to carry out the crimes . the to carry out the crimes. the star pulled out of hosting itv's this morning after bosses were reported alerted to the possible threat . it's understood she's threat. it's understood she's been given round the clock security and support court. labour's describing its rutherglen and hamilton west by—election win as a seismic victory . michael shanks took the victory. michael shanks took the seat with 58% of the vote. that's more than double that of the snp's katie loudon . labour the snp's katie loudon. labour leader sir keir starmer says scotland is key to securing a majority at the next general election . former first minister election. former first minister and current alba party leader alex salmond says humza yousaf has days to save his job after the by—election defeat . the by—election defeat. scotland's first minister says the snp needs time to reflect on the snp needs time to reflect on the result . the result. >> the snp we didn't do enough . >> the snp we didn't do enough. we know that there was contextual factors. margaret ferrier's reckless actions , the ferrier's reckless actions, the police investigation of course , police investigation of course, but we've got to reflect. i've got to reflect the party has to

ensure we've got a