israeli at the hospital. the israeli ambassador to the uk, tzipi hotovely, responded to news of the hospital attack earlier on gb news this is a war that hamas started from this horrible massacre that happened in october 7th. >> i think everyone is still shocked in this country, in israel and around the world, from the atrocities that were exposed that hamas did . and as exposed that hamas did. and as we speak, there are still 199 israelis, including children and holocaust survivors, grandparents that are kept hostage in hamas hands. i want to check what happened, but i'm sure and i can guarantee you, we never target civilians . never target civilians. >> well, we've been watching pictures in the last 15 minutes or so of the us president, joe biden, leaving for israel on a key visit to the middle east. and news from jordan has come through tonight's hospital through after tonight's hospital strike that the palestinian president, abbas, has president, mahmoud abbas, has cancelled his planned meeting with joe biden and jordan's king

abdullah has cancelled the summit , abdullah has cancelled the summit, which was going to take place in the jordanian capital, amman. and would bring together president biden with the egyptian and palestinian leaders of the region . also, the news of the region. also, the news today, a british israeli teenager who's been missing since last weekend's terror attacks by hamas has been confirmed dead today. 13 year old yahel and her mother , old yahel and her mother, lianne, were both killed when gunmen attacked their kibbutz last weekend . her sister, noya, last weekend. her sister, noya, and their father, eli, are both still missing here. the prime minister has called for the immediate release of hostages taken by hamas . well, it needs taken by hamas. well, it needs away from israel the return of islamist terrorism poses a threat to all european nations , threat to all european nations, according to the french president , according to the french president, emmanuel macron. today his comments came a day after two swedish football fans were shot dead in a terrorist attack in brussels just before belgium's euro 2024 qualifier against sweden. belgium's police

say the suspect, who identified himself online after the attack as a member of islamic state , as a member of islamic state, was killed this morning . and was killed this morning. and here the scottish first minister is pledging £300 million to cut nhs waiting lists in scotland. humza yousaf told the snp conference in aberdeen it could reduce waiting lists by 100,000 patients by 2026. he also pledged to freeze council tax in scotland next year and the first minister, who has family in gaza, has commented on the israeli hamas conflict, calling on the international community to set up a refugee program for those fleeing from the gaza strip . this is gb news across strip. this is gb news across the uk on tv , in your car, on the uk on tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news. this is britain's news channel .

this is britain's news channel. hello and welcome to headliners. >> i'm simon evans, joining me tonight to explore wednesday's newspapers. we have two comedian straight from the israeli embassy, lewis schaefer and adam bloom. good evening, gentlemen . bloom. good evening, gentlemen. >> i can't believe you said that. >> well, it's in the script. it's nothing to do with me. >> i've got hebrew first name, hebrew, second name, a hebrew face and non—jewish mother. face and a non—jewish mother. >> you're bloom is >> yeah. you're the bloom is the. hebrew in ulysses. the. the half hebrew in ulysses. you ever read that ? james you ever read that? james joyce's no, i know the name though. bloom as though. yeah. bloom bloomsday as well . when? on june 16th. today well. when? on june 16th. today it takes place. but he has a protestant mother so that could be you and i have a german mother. yeah >> and you have a. >> and you have a. >> i do. that's right. this is why now . the half why i collect them now. the half breeds, i'm not. i'm breeds, right? yeah i'm not. i'm your paraphernalia with you anyway, lewis. >> i'm not. yeah, i've got tonnes of tonnes of stuff coming from embassy. this this from the embassy. this is. this is one of one of my is a gift from one of one of my loyal. from the fans. >> people nonnay. >> people of nonnay. >> people of nonnay. >> yeah. loose 78. >> yeah. loose 78. >> what is. let's have a look at

the front pages. we kick off with daily mail hospital with the daily mail hospital horror . with the daily mail hospital horror. who's to blame? i with the daily mail hospital horror . who's to blame? i think horror. who's to blame? i think that question will be prevailing this evening. the guardian. hundreds feared dead in gaza. hospital strike financial times. gaza health ministry says hundreds killed in israeli airstrike in hospital. they seem to know who did it. the i have edwards killed sheltering at hospital as israel denies airstrike the daily express. hundreds die in huge blast at gaza hospital. an and the star as ever the invasion of the hairy clawed nippers to distract us from the hideous news on the other pages. those are your front pages . so obviously one front pages. so obviously one story dominates. we're going to go to the guardian . go to the guardian. >> lewis yeah . hundreds feared >> lewis yeah. hundreds feared deadin >> lewis yeah. hundreds feared dead in gaza . hospital strike

dead in gaza. hospital strike and i mean, it's a horrible situation where a hospital has been blown up in northern gaza, in gaza city and it says hamas says that 500 died and some people say 300 died. and they're blaming the israelis . of course, blaming the israelis. of course, the other of course, that might not be true. >> of course. i mean, the israelis deny it. hamas hamas, rather. yeah are in no doubt. yeah if the israelis didn't want to hit the hospital , it's to hit the hospital, it's a large target . and sometimes they large target. and sometimes they hit what are superficially civilian targets but turn out to be arsenals of weapons and bomb storage and so on. but they're not claiming any of that. they're just saying we didn't do this. it would be an extraordinarily footed extraordinarily flat footed wrong move to make this early in the engagement, wouldn't it? really? an unforced. >> because >> yeah, especially because biden looks biden is coming and it looks really bad. i mean, the problem thing the israelis, the thing about the israelis, the jews who are living is

jews who are living there is that they have two masters. is one is they have the world as whole. world is watching and being very judgemental . and it being very judgemental. and it doesn't seem like israel can do any fact that the any good. the fact that the guardian is we get we get the newspapers , the articles printed newspapers, the articles printed out and the essence of this whole story , which is that there whole story, which is that there holding 199 israelis in gaza, including women and children , is including women and children, is all the way at the bottom. all the way. just a tremendous disrespect for, you know, they've already decided what is. so the israelis, the jews can't do anything right. >> what do you think , adam? >> what do you think, adam? >> what do you think, adam? >> well, apparently 25% of hamas's missiles don't reach their target. it's completely their target. so it's completely possible accident. and possible it was an accident. and then wasn't us, then they go, oh, it wasn't us, which propaganda , which is perfect propaganda, because if you a mistake, because if you make a mistake, you look stupid. if you turn your mistake into the other person's but do you think person's evil. but do you think it's possible i it's it's possible to i mean, it's extraordinary how people extraordinary how quickly people have come to a conclusion about it. >> and of course, there's usually, you know, certain usually, you know, a certain amount of motivated reasoning.

but eventually truth is but if eventually the truth is likely out, have likely to come out, we have satellites tracking these missiles hamas , apparently missiles now, hamas, apparently one goes that hamas one story goes that hamas announced that a number of rockets were to be rockets were to going be launched their side and launched from their side and these rockets did not make their destination, indicating it these rockets did not make their de conceivable dicating it these rockets did not make their de conceivable thating it these rockets did not make their deconceivable that those it is conceivable that those crashed very early on. but, i mean, that would also that would probably a probably not warrant such a large unless hamas large explosion unless hamas were also using the hospital as a store. but i mean, it's going to come out sooner. >> it's going to come out. but do you think people are going to believe no. one, know, believe it? no. one, you know, you what want to you believe what you want to believe. that song? you believe. what's that song? you know, people believe what they want they want to believe. and they disregard want to believe. and they dis|s01rd want to believe. and they dis|so it's true as well that in >> so it's true as well that in war, of course, the next thing comes isn't it? and comes along, isn't it? and people don't go and people don't always go back and acknowledge that they were wrong. adam, you wrong. the first time. adam, you have story connecting have another story connecting with of course, in the with this one, of course, in the telegraph. with this one, of course, in the telegjustl. with this one, of course, in the telegjust want to say we get >> i just want to say we get these stories 10 and these stories at 10 to 11, and i was very interested the first was very interested in the first story it's so serious. story because it's so serious. so i put energy so obviously i put my energy into that but biden visits into that one. but biden visits israel hundreds die gaza israel as hundreds die in gaza hospital. he's popped over, hospital. so he's popped over,

which is noble, and he's which is very noble, and he's there got to there going, this has got to stop. think when . stop. i always think when. >> sorry interrupt. is he >> sorry to interrupt. is he going he he going to tel aviv? is he is he or he's not going to go or is he. he's not going to go to the front line, as it were. >> as i said, haven't read >> or as i said, i haven't read it yet. bethany elsey. >> let's assume that he's >> but let's assume that he's just going this sort of. >> but he's certainly in israel and he's sorry about that. but the thing is as beautiful it is when concern when someone shows their concern because can because the best way you can show concern as a world leader is go place. but it's is to go to the place. but it's not change anything not going to change anything by being almost like being there. it's almost like a superhero going, look, yeah, i'm bullet—proof and well, also, i mean, i suppose he's demonstrating amount demonstrating a certain amount of than is of solidarity more than he is with by means. with hamas by any means. >> but nevertheless, mean, >> but but nevertheless, i mean, money what they're money is obviously what they're going talking about, isn't going to be talking about, isn't it? armaments and that sort it? and armaments and that sort of thing. suppose that's the of thing. i suppose that's the key just gestures. key rather than just gestures. >> the interesting >> well, the interesting thing about the whole story about biden like, what biden visiting is like, what side is biden on? generally he's team world, but israel is not team world, but israel is not team world. israel is the last of the ethno states. it's one language, 1—1 first. >> you might say, well, the first there but whatever.

>> it's the last european one that was created and might be the first to end. and so how does this all fit in. i'm not sure that i really. yeah yeah. >> it's interesting. i mean i don't draw any conclusions from this don't mean to be this and i don't mean to be facetious, it is it known facetious, but it is it is known that biden was, broadly speaking, sympathetic to the irish cause , which irish republican cause, which was a cause for some sort was always a cause for some sort of, you know, unsettle and hesitation about the british. but watching him sort of rise through the ranks. yeah well, the fraternity between the irish republican cause and the palestinian cause, if not specifically hamas was also well established. celtic, celtic football club are you know, that's the shirt you wear if you want to demonstrate support for palestine. so there's a lot of you know sometimes these kind of yeah solidarity they fold in but it's like biden who's become more more like left leftist more and more like left leftist team world and the left supports palestine . palestine. >> and so him being in israel is sort of going against core sort of going against his core audience in america. >> there's another story on the

telegraph that you may have had a chance to have a look at. m15 >> yeah. this is this is >> oh yeah. this is this is really interesting. basically, there's this thing which i haven't even heard it says haven't even heard of. it says the of the m15 has raised the head of the m15 has raised the head of the m15 has raised the spectre iranian backed the spectre of iranian backed terror attacks in the uk in the wake of the war in israel. and they have a group of they have they have a group of five called five eyes that basically the english speaking world, canada, america , new world, canada, america, new zealand or australia. do they speak english in australia and they attempt it? >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and here in britain, i assume they speak english here in britain and they met and the head of our m15 , which i always head of our m15, which i always thought sounded like m15, it always looked like m15 to me . he always looked like m15 to me. he said basically the iranians who've been attacking other iranians around the world and are now going to probably , are now going to probably, possibly could be maybe, possibly could be maybe, possibly switch to harder targets . it's us, meaning you go targets. it's us, meaning you go to that store at 10 to 11, how

on earth did you have all those opinions and facts, really, lewis, on this, he says he used to be like you, adam. >> met you. come and try >> i met you. come on and try and his way through and blag his way through it. >> met melbourne in >> i met him in melbourne in 1999 at a comedy festival i 1999 at a comedy festival and i was surprised you could even read this the trouble. read this is the trouble. >> with iran is they >> the thing with iran is they are hedging bets are kind of hedging their bets a little bit on the issue little bit on the current issue as they? was as well, aren't they? there was not ago they were they not very long ago they were they were trying to give the were like trying to give the impression that if was any impression that if there was any kind escalation israel, kind of escalation from israel, they would forced they would they would be forced to now they've to be drawn in. and now they've withdrawn. hard to be drawn in. and now they've wi'read wn. hard to be drawn in. and now they've wi'read quite hard to be drawn in. and now they've wi'read quite what hard to be drawn in. and now they've wi'read quite what i hard to be drawn in. and now they've wi'read quite what i mean,ard to be drawn in. and now they've wi'read quite what i mean, most to read quite what i mean, most people the hamas people assume that the hamas terror was was ultimately terror attack was was ultimately sponsored by iran because they're with most they're the country with most benefit total destabilisation. >> i think what israel has >> and i think what israel has done saying i'm for done and i'm not saying i'm for this but israel and i'm not the this, but israel and i'm not the first person to say this is playing crazy card like playing the crazy card like nixon he's he's saying, nixon. and he's he's saying, hey, we might blow up the hospital. you've got to be careful us. careful about us. >> which is exactly what i thought about donald trump, incidentally. of continued incidentally. and of continued to raise the possibility to gently raise the possibility that maybe his four years of peace a total coincidence

peace wasn't a total coincidence . yeah, there we are. we have one to have quick one more paper to have a quick look at, and the daily look at, and it's the daily star. what have we gone with? >> this is light of >> this is the light story of the managed absorb the day. managed to absorb this? yes, make the most yes, i have. let's make the most of invasion the hairy of this invasion of the hairy claw so claw clawed nippers. so basically there's some chinese crabs dangerous. crabs that are very dangerous. and says among the 100 worst and it says among the 100 worst invasive species , according to invasive species, according to the history of the natural history museum of initially designed by scientist initially designed by scientist in china. yeah. >> yeah . china. >> yeah. china. >> yeah. china. >> yeah. china. >> yeah . do you think this is >> yeah. do you think this is like the crab version of covid? is that is that what you're getting at? >> yeah, it is. but let's be honest, it's just they are a way of saying, just think of saying, let's just think about something fun, something else invasion . else of an invasion. >> i think about1 in 3 of their front pages are about some invasive species . it's either a invasive species. it's either a killer hornet or bedbugs . of killer hornet or bedbugs. of course, recently had. is it course, recently they had. is it possible that nippers possible also that nippers sounds a bit like nipples? are they playing on that? i bet it's nipples yeah. nipples the first time. yeah. >> oh, also put the word invasion you want some light invasion if you want some light relief, find a tortoise. that invasion if you want some light relief, ffor a tortoise. that invasion if you want some light relief, ffor a mileise. that invasion if you want some light relief, ffor a mile to. that invasion if you want some light relief, ffor a mile to findit invasion if you want some light relief, ffor a mile to find its walked for a mile to find its house or something. >> tortoise is

>> well, the tortoise is daughter then out daughter has then turns out to have pulling sort of have been pulling some sort of scam proceeds. that is scam with the proceeds. that is it you in part it for part one. see you in part two ferguson's forecast . two with ferguson's forecast. brussels and swedes and real life the ukraine life terminators in the ukraine see

>> you're listening to gb news radio . radio. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm simon evans, still here with lewis schaefer and adam bloom. so we'll continue with the stories. lewis we kick off with the telegraph and everyone's favourite scientist also

favourite evil scientist is also an economist. favourite evil scientist is also an yeah economist. favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , economist. favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , why economist. favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , why should omist. favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , why should heist. favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , why should he be an >> yeah, why should he be an economist? this is neil ferguson and according to the telegraph lockdown scientists, which is him new days before advice released it to lock everything down, it would cause economic misery and hit and hit the poorest and hit the poorest hardest. and i will tell you this right now, it's not the it's not the science lists business to decide if it's going to have economic impact. and it's not the it's not the economists impact business, whether it's going to whether the lockdowns were going to cause we're going to soak up the was going to. yeah, right exactly . so this this is like exactly. so this this is like it's absolutely ridiculous why the feeling the conversations they were having were not dissimilar to the ones we have you know which one is like well out of debt standing around. >> they shouldn't have had this discussion. >> now, this guy, neil ferguson, when he said there when he basically he said there was going to be 500,000 deaths. this is end of the world. he this is the end of the world. he was the one who wanted to

lockdown. when during was the one who wanted to locimidst when during was the one who wanted to locimidst of when during was the one who wanted to locimidst of lockdown, en during was the one who wanted to locimidst of lockdown, he during the midst of lockdown, he invited girlfriend , who had invited his girlfriend, who had three children husband who three children and a husband who lived east l.a. lived probably in east l.a. where to where i'm from and invite her to have sex in the middle. breaking all the rules. and then she snuck in through the back door as well through the french windows . windows. >> it goes? like >> is that how it goes? like some provincial some terrible provincial drama, like stage alan ayckbourn thing. >> so get ready for this. get ready to contradict what i'm going so, neil ferguson , going to say. so, neil ferguson, he to us saying he was either lying to us saying that it's not a problem, right? because othennise he wouldn't have invited this girl in or he knew it was a problem. and was risking the death of people by having sex with that woman. and i'm not going to dispute it, but i'm not going to dispute it, but i do want to focus on on this aspect of it. >> you should dispute it because sounds like they had a think you a job to dispute. that sounds like to provide balance. >> aren't you ? >> aren't you? >> aren't you? >> i've been looking fonnard to this all week. i knew be like this all week. i knew be like this isn't it? first of all, a scientist says there's a pandemic. you need to stay or you need to stay in so everyone

stays pm goes, no one stays in and the pm goes, no one told us we're going to lose money by staying in. of course you're lose money. they you're gonna lose money. they just pandemic. just said there's a pandemic. stay their right just said there's a pandemic. siwe their right just said there's a pandemic. siwe suggest their right just said there's a pandemic. siwe suggest youir right just said there's a pandemic. siwe suggest you stay. right just said there's a pandemic. siwe suggest you stay. go. ht just said there's a pandemic. siwe suggest you stay. go. we're ? we suggest you stay. go. we're going to lose billions of pounds. some of us should pounds. maybe some of us should go out. did zoom gigs. go out. but i did zoom gigs. i stayed in. it was great. >> was modelling. the >> this was modelling. the outcome computer and outcome using his computer and his stochastic modelling techniques and he techniques or whatever. and he was like, he is the guy who had modelled the previous eight pandemic. andrew gwynne swine flu so on, saying we're all flu and so on, saying we're all going die. nobody died, going to die. nobody died, nobody attention to nobody paid any attention to him. wrong again him. he was proved wrong again and again. yeah. on and again and again. yeah. on this he says, well, this occasion he says, well, this, you know , our modelling this, you know, our modelling suggests we lock suggests that if we don't lock down, there will be an absolute bloodbath, it will create bloodbath, but it will create economic like economic turmoil. i feel like this is the least of it, you know, to be honest, the fact that he anticipated economic turmoil like the least of turmoil is like the least of our. the point is that it is modelling had been proven wrong. again and again and again, and yet still came back to it. yet they still came back to it. >> one okay, >> well, one thing. okay, i agree with you. if he's proven

wrong, bad. but the fact wrong, that's bad. but the fact that had sex with that girl that he had sex with that girl in middle the pandemic in the middle of the pandemic makes him. you were he is. he should be put in jail for this. >> louis, when was the last time you got laid? >> adam, we stay with the telegraph and the recent horrific events in brussels. this time . yeah. this time. yeah. >> this is obviously not funny at all. the swedish pm calls for tougher border controls as gunman kills two. so we all know about guy at football about the guy at the football match he spent match in brussels. he had spent some so he some time in sweden, so he had a he a vendetta against sweden he had a vendetta against sweden or something like that. >> so, i mean, that is they >> so, i mean, that is what they say. time there say. he spent some time there and had mean, nothing happened and had i mean, nothing happened to him bad there. >> no, don't think i don't >> no, i don't think i don't think welcome from think he's welcome came from i think he's welcome came from i think i don't think he's welcome because he was i think he's psychotic he psychotic by the. yeah but he had for sweden had it in for sweden specifically he to sweden i specifically he went to sweden i don't he think he don't think he was i think he wasn't he was legal wasn't welcome. he was a legal immigrant hope immigrant. please. i hope it wasn't asylum seeker. wasn't a failed asylum seeker. >> yes, exactly. >> absolutely. yes, exactly. >> absolutely. yes, exactly. >> but so yes, you know what? in a light hearted if you open a light hearted way, if you open the borders, at you've the borders, at least you've got no people. no more angry people. >> mean, you know what?

>> well, i mean, you know what? there a tiny there's a tiny there is a tiny there's a tiny grain. i wouldn't say of truth, but that is the way that some people think about it, that you create , that you create the friction, that you create the anger, because these people being people think that they're being kept access to kept out and denied access to the good stuff. >> when the >> so when the when the jehovah's witnesses to my jehovah's witnesses come to my doon jehovah's witnesses come to my door, to talk them. door, i have to talk to them. no, to. that's no, you don't have to. that's totally ridiculous. no, you don't have to. that's totiyou �*idiculous. no, you don't have to. that's totiyou'idiculwhat? that's a dated >> you know what? that's a dated analogy they don't. they analogy because they don't. they just street just stand in the street with flies. used to flies. now you know, i used to jehovah's witnesses, they would always welcome always find that a welcome interruption . interruption. >> afternoon. >> nothing against afternoon. nice , know, too heavy. >> nothing against the jehovah's witnesses. the fact is the fact is, is that he killed is, is that is that he killed three. we're in a state of war. there's like there's a couple of wars going on. team world is fighting nationhood and it fighting team nationhood and it looks like we know now we're in a religious war. >> we know at this point. i mean, we size of the mean, we saw the size of the march, you know, pro—palestinian not programs, but pro—palestinian march london. pro—palestinian march in london. we of people we know the number of people there. even if a small percentage those are percentage of those people are in favour of a mass shooting, the extreme terror they did. yeah, it's not like a handful of

people that you can deport or round up or whatever, you know, this is a sizeable part the this is a sizeable part of the demographic western of demographic of the western of western europe. >> and a country sweden, >> and a country like sweden, i think 20, has an think is 10 or 20, has an immigrant population is immigrant population that is that's transforming that's basically transforming the entire country into anger and hostility. >> so i think it's going to be a chemical solution. but anyway, louis, the garden a louis, the garden can have a predictably humourless response to thunberg being arrested i >> yeah, this is the garden . >> yeah, this is the garden. she's arrested in a london oil summit protest. the energy intelligence forum . okay. which intelligence forum. okay. which bnngs intelligence forum. okay. which brings together fossil fuel executives and government governance . government governance. government ministers. she she came in. first of all, there's no such thing as fossil fuels. yeah okay. well, we won't go down there, but i think people need to know that fossil fuels, it's just hydrocarbons and whole just hydrocarbons and the whole world, whole universe is awash in it. should down there. in it. should not go down there. okay. sorry. >> ex—wife with a >> his ex—wife ran off with a fossil , but the. and so this. fossil, but the. and so this. >> this thing they're calling it the oscars of oil, which just sounds like a really pathetic , sounds like a really pathetic, uh, what does that even mean? it

means they all get together and they all chat amongst themselves i >> but, -- >> but, i mean, how did she get to london? did she. did she. did she walk? i mean, could walk she walk? i mean, she could walk because to greta because she's trying to greta thunberg. she could walk on water. like god . water. she's like a god. >> think, adam? she >> what do you think, adam? she should allowed to protest. should be allowed to protest. >> adam told that joke >> adam adam told me that joke adam that was funny adam gave me that was funny lyrics, right? >> yeah. go on. i just said it in passing. right and he went, but that's your joke. said, but that's your joke. i said, you now. you've not you can use it now. you've not only you've ruined all only ruined, you've ruined all magic. you've just take the joke . take the joke. >> it was a fine joke . >> it was a fine joke. >> it was a fine joke. >> it was a fine joke. >> it would have been even better if he could have. >> can we try focus on the >> can we try and focus on the news rather than the news story rather than the mechanics humour? mechanics of humour? >> well, i'm about to improvise a didn't give >> well, i'm about to improvise a go didn't give >> well, i'm about to improvise a go okay.didn't give >> well, i'm about to improvise a go okay. nowt give >> well, i'm about to improvise a go okay. now ofive >> well, i'm about to improvise a go okay. now of course me. go on. okay. now of course you'd like. everyone's allowed to protest. i do. i. i'd to protest. i do. like i. i'd like to know how she got there. lewis made a good point. if you flew over in a private jet, then shame you. and look, she shame on you. and look, she reads she knows the reads into stuff. she knows the subject we right subject more than we do right now. there now. so if she's there protesting , there is protesting, there probably is some involved in the

some death involved in the by—product of what they're doing. doesn't protest doing. she doesn't protest for the of yeah? the sake of it. oh, yeah? >> she's protesting for >> well, she's protesting for the the oil industry, the whole of the oil industry, isn't she's protesting the isn't she? she's protesting the idea that these people make a fortune heating up the fortune out of heating up the planet. her point of planet. this is her point of view. i'm not saying it's correct. then a nice view. i'm not saying it's corrjollies then a nice view. i'm not saying it's corrjollies thnfancy a nice view. i'm not saying it's corrjollies thnfancy londone big jollies and fancy london hotels. doesn't like the hotels. she doesn't like the idea doing she idea of them doing that. she doesn't like the idea that we're warm, food, that we warm, that we have food, that we have and can go places she have cars and can go places she doesn't like anything. >> she's a miserable because she's is what she's a vegan. and this is what happens when you're a vegan. plant diets give you plant based diets give you psychosis when you don't have to drive. >> i hope she has an electric car . car. >> she is. she's 20 years old. oh, is she? yes, she's old now. >> so even then, that's like obviously not. that's just kind of the pollution to of shoving the pollution up to one isn't it? onto one side, isn't it? adam onto the and seems the metro now. and this seems like a blatant by like a blatant attempt by ukraine arrest our attention ukraine to arrest our attention back the middle east. ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell the middle east. ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , the middle east. ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , ase middle east. ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , ase hhorrific ast. ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , ase hhorrific as.. ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , ase hhorrific as the >> well, as as horrific as the outcome of this is, it's quite an interesting story. killer robots that don't need humans to operate have entered the battlefield. ukrainians battlefield. so the ukrainians have basically the drones. have got basically the drones. but their drones that do

everything on their own . now, if everything on their own. now, if your enemy ends up having that eventually, you've got eventually, you've just got a lot fighting and lot of robots fighting and everyone gets popcorn everyone sits back, gets popcorn and probably ends up becoming friends and enjoying watching the fight. >> is we've always >> and this is what we've always asked we asked for, isn't it? what we used like two champions used to have, like two champions would go fonnard, you know, and battle achilles and hector battle like achilles and hector or something, and would have or something, and you would have that everyone that kind of fight and everyone else go, come else would just go, come on, achilles, but it's achilles, you know? but it's very it's back to that again. >> it's very terminator as well, isn't only could isn't it? yes if only we could convince his convince putin to change his name poll to sarah name by deed poll to sarah connor's . connor's. >> do you think there's going to be like kind of like be having like kind of like there's not even a joystick so presumably like, there's not even a joystick so presuis ably like, there's not even a joystick so presuis itly like, there's not even a joystick so presuis it just like, there's not even a joystick so presuis itjust upload. like, what is it just upload. >> i think what it is, it's programmed to recognise as a tank, and so if go tank, right? and so if they go across there a particular across there in a particular quadrant, if there's a tank, they the tank, they don't they fire the tank, they don't have to wait for the thing. but it's it's like those it's like, it's like those squares, six squares squares, those six squares and capture is where you capture whatever it is where you check find the bus . check is like, find the bus. it'll find the tank. it'll be like, find the tank. those things where we've been doing not doing capture to prove we're not robots actually like

robots have actually been like training killer robots. it could actually or using actually be doing that or using that time . or it could that all this time. or it could just as ineffective. i always just be as ineffective. i always find do with 2 or find i've got to do with 2 or 3 times because you think it's like, that's not a bus. >> they take >> well, they can take that risk, this could risk, i guess. louis this could be the most black be very easily the most black filling the decade filling story of the decade rumbling mail. the rumbling on in the mail. the black pilling. >> that's interesting. you >> yeah, that's interesting. you don't that you i don't use that term. you know, i think of like slightly think it's kind of like slightly depressing, is depressing, like everything is broken. works . you know depressing, like everything is brokersince works . you know depressing, like everything is brokersince covid,)rks . you know depressing, like everything is brokersince covid, iks . you know depressing, like everything is brokersince covid, i think)u know what? since covid, i think everything is broken. so this is i is just funny. and it's i think is just funny. and it's very story very it's a very english story because captain daughter because captain tom's daughter insist unauthorised pool , insist this unauthorised pool, spa pool at their £1.2 million house could be used for rehab sessions for elderly people who live nearby. as her family battles order to demolish it is these people are the scummiest people got some images of it apparently. >> there they are. yeah >> there they are. yeah >> because they made it in the shape of a c and she only had permission to make it in the shape of an l, so is the whole thing. >> that's that whole c is a spa. >> that's that whole c is a spa. >> that's that whole c is a spa. >> that's the whole thing. and she she got 800,000. i think

she got she got 800,000. i think they must have had money to begin with. but she 800,000. begin with. but she had 800,000. she £800,000 she got £800,000 from uncle tom's tom's . tom's uncle on uncle tom's. >> apparently not. is that her? yeah. >> is that her? but i think it's. i think it's it is the most british story because one thing i find and i'm an american and we people are the greatest people in the world. based on. but the english people every engush but the english people every english person has like a scam , english person has like a scam, a hidden scam. they come across as being so good, good people . as being so good, good people. but meanwhile they're working on and this woman should be like, if i were her, i would just go straight to australia. >> the bigger the front, >> think the bigger the front, the that's off the bigger the back. that's off saying an english saying saying is that an english saying i can't remember where i heard it, kind of thing. it, but it's this kind of thing. like more elaborate the like the more elaborate the projection of virtue, the more likely that there's something really having said that, we should fellow should emphasise the old fellow himself think was up to himself, i don't think was up to anything, he anything, was it? he thought he was well? was doing well? no. >> and look happened. >> and then look what happened. they him on holiday a they they took him on holiday a day before, month he day before, a month before he died. and basically. died. and they basically. >> captain tom knew >> adam, if captain tom knew about was going say about this, i was going to say tony you probably tony is great, but you probably swim it and spa, have

swim in it and have a spa, have a and a glass of a massage and a glass of champagne to generate enough electricity for greta's new car . electricity for greta's new car. can isayitis electricity for greta's new car. can i say it is a bit suspicious having all those facilities for elderly people in your house, like during live aid. if bob geldof raided his mansion, it's just a sort of turkeys and caviar to go. no, no, no. if the ethiopians could come over, they're welcome to some. >> mark thomas made a program years ago where he found out that loads like company hqs that loads of like company hqs had a grand great oil paintings , had a grand great oil paintings, great masters oil paintings worth millions of pounds. but they managed to not pay tax. they were a tax dodge because of the can see them. yeah, the public. can see them. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. and so they were sort of held so he just demanded to keep going in and seeing demanded to keep going in and seeisn't like demanded to keep going in and see isn't like royal >> isn't that like the royal family? you know, it's like we've access. we've got access. >> so reason i send it pics? we've got access. >> no, reason i send it pics? we've got access. >> no, that'srson i send it pics? we've got access. >> no, that's it.n i send it pics? we've got access. >> no, that's it. forsend it pics? we've got access. >> no, that's it. for part it pics? we've got access. >> no, that's it. for part two. :s? >> no, that's it. for part two. coming have flag waving coming up, we have flag waving jihadis, beer swilling mps and chippy northerners. it's all strength. stay away from central casting. we'll see you in

>> you're listening to gb news radio . radio. >> and welcome back to headunen >> and welcome back to headliner. so let's kick off the third section, adam, with the telegraph and waving flags. not illegal yet. flag stones, maybe . illegal yet. flag stones, maybe. >> this is a very interesting situation, actually. pro—palestine situation, actually. pro — palestine protesters situation, actually. pro—palestine protesters were waving jihadist flags, did not commit of the police . this is commit of the police. this is such a grey area because these flags have two meanings and then devices use it for one thing,

but it also has a religious meaning as well. you can say, no, i mean the religious one. now, if you didn't know had two meanings, then that's an innocent thing. if you did know it had two meanings, then you're on that. on very thin ice doing that. like, know, the swastika like, you know, the swastika backwards. hindu backwards. there was a hindu symbol. the other transparent flag waving that around and you're a german. you only look at that side. you don't look at that. side. that. not that side. >> it's a black flag with some arabic script on essentially. is that believe that right? i think i believe so, so i mean, so, yeah. yeah. and so i mean, let's absolutely upfront let's be absolutely upfront about this . for the vast about this. for the vast majority of people in the crowd, it's it means nothing. it doesn't have one meaning or two meanings. it just looks like an arabic . arabic. >> we're backing the crowd . >> we're backing the crowd. we're back to the bomb hitting the hospital. it just depends how you want to look at it. i like to see the good in people and i like to think those people were is a religious were going, this is a religious thing. you of thing. yeah, you you kind of should do your research on that kind if you're to kind of thing if you're going to go out in public. given that people beheading babies. yeah soi yeah so i don't the people

>> so i don't mean the people waving flags. i just mean waving the flags. i just mean if you you walk in the you walk in, if you walk in the street saw swastikas street and you saw swastikas being waved, there's no plausible now that plausible explanation. now that reverts to the hindu use of the swastika. obviously ambiguous. >> exaggerating me understand. >> these flags, these >> yeah, but these flags, these are flags with with arabic script on think it is script on and i think it is scripture. but scripture. right but but it is it's a it's particular passage it's a it's a particular passage from the quran which which is also. so yes. yeah it means good. >> it means good. i'm to going if i had to go innocent or guilty, innocent just guilty, i'd say innocent just because nature i don't guilty, i'd say innocent just becalthere nature i don't guilty, i'd say innocent just becalthere are nature i don't guilty, i'd say innocent just becalthere are thatjre i don't guilty, i'd say innocent just becalthere are that many on't guilty, i'd say innocent just becalthere are that many people think there are that many people in would go out in england who would go out doing there aren't enough doing that. there aren't enough of them. would very of them. it would be a very small unfortunate small minority, unfortunate mistake. forget. >> i mean , i have to >> yeah, i mean, i have to say that big where a lot of that big march where a lot of this stuff kicked off, people were expecting than were expecting worse than happened. were happened. i think there were some outrages. there were some some outrages. there were some, you know, disgusting and some, you know, disgusting and some alarming you but some alarming, you know, but a lot people with camera phones lot of people with camera phones there that kind of, you know , there that kind of, you know, footage now is not necessarily representative. but we have moved into an era, i think, haven't we, where it's not necessarily going to be possible to old fashioned

to rely on old fashioned english, common sense to mediate a feud of this kind. what do you think? >> i disagree with adam. i you know, i just. you think the worst. yeah, it's just the worst. >> if somebody's waving a flag , >> if somebody's waving a flag, you assume they're doing so in order to, you know what the fact that they're that they jumped to support palestine . in who could support palestine. in who could use some support. >> but at the same time what they did was beyond support, you don't support them at this moment. >> these are not neutral people, are they? these these are supporters of the other side already. you know, it's the well—established. >> well, they should hold their head little bit, but head in shame a little bit, but they're to. and that's they're not going to. and that's what the world is. it's a horrible, horrible world. >> it does make >> i've got to say. it does make a good if the people who a good point. if the people who you're involved with religiously, historically are doing something horrific, you've got to be very i mean, white flags would have been nice, right? yeah. yeah. so i think you've got a point. but his wife ran off with the flag three times. >> now, louis, this story seems

to come up with lead and regular obe. sure i remember obe. i'm pretty sure i remember seeing on headliners in the seeing this on headliners in the last two years. >> this is drinking >> yeah, this is drinking culture fuels abusive behaviour by mps . this is in the times. by mps. this is in the times. there's a watchdog which is the annual report of the watchdog. the watchdog is called the independent complaints and grievances scheme. i see. yes, it was set up in 2018 and they said they listed a lot of bad behaviour, mostly from men touching, feeling saying and it says rouse as well. >> or is it more sexual harassment and sexual sexual harassment and sexual sexual harassment , arrest harassment, harassment, arrest harassment, including by one of my local mps, neil coyle. >> i don't know what he did exactly, but they blame it on alcohol, which is a perfect reason to blame . reason to blame. >> it is a drinking culture in the house of commons. it always has been. >> it's where in england these people live english people love to is there argument >> there is there is an argument for overhauling the whole culture. i don't culture. but i mean, i don't know. think lot it know. i think a lot of it probably where the we're probably is where also the we're a bit of gossip gets a little bit of gossip gets

exchanged a exchanged where maybe a little a few let down in what few guards get let down in what might be quite a functional way for a good democracy. for a for a good democracy. >> i'll you what >> it's also i'll tell you what it these mps are it is. it's also these mps are somebody within a certain context. and so it's like open season me to successful men , season for me to successful men, you know, they're all successful men . they all have a bit of men. they all have a bit of power. they all have a little bit of cash that, you know, you want to bring the guy down. there's reasons for bringing people down. what do you think, adam? >> i drink seven days a week. do i look ten years younger than i am? 52. i have a body of an 18 year old. and you know what i dnnk year old. and you know what i drink seven days a week, but i exercise on it. eat well. so what? they should ban, drink is idnnk what? they should ban, drink is i drink seven days a week. i i think think nothing of drinking half a bottle of whisky the half a bottle of whisky in the evening a gig winding evening just after a gig winding down. get the down. but i get up in the morning, i run, i eat healthily. the isn't just the booze the problem isn't just the booze , it's lifestyle because , it's their lifestyle because they . they a mess. they they are. they look a mess. they look a mess. and by the way, when you said harass, you stuttered you harass

stuttered and you said harass her. you said harassment. you went , harass, harassment. went harass, harass, harassment. i did say that. you did. you're absolutely right, though. >> there is there is a there is a culture not just of drinking, but of generally not looking after house of after yourself in the house of commons. that because commons. i think that is because because aged, because they're middle aged, they're people. >> but can can just speak >> but can can you just speak out for a second and denounce what he said? because alcohol kills alcohol is fermented and sugar and when you ferment suganit sugar and when you ferment sugar, it tells the body something bad is happening. this crazy guy has to eat fermented sugan crazy guy has to eat fermented sugar. there must be something bad going on in his life. i'm just i'm just saying. >> i'm just saying if you eat unhealthy food and don't exercise and don't drink alcohol, you're going to end up alcohol, you're going to end up a mess as well. >> there is also the mean, you >> there is also the i mean, you say nothing say you think nothing of drinking a half a bottle of whisky after a gig, which i think is quite a lot of booze. >> not saying i'm not saying >> i'm not saying i'm not saying everyone alcohol. >> i'm not saying i'm not saying everwa'm alcohol. >> i'm not saying i'm not saying everwa'm saying alcohol. >> i'm not saying i'm not saying everwa'm saying do alcohol. >> i'm not saying i'm not saying everwa'm saying do alco drink what i'm saying is, do you drink that people? that with other people? >> you that much in >> would you drink that much in a in a bar like with other

people who might be your either subordinates across subordinates or opponents across the floor, that sort of thing? >> because a bar >> no, because in a bar situation, there's the it situation, there's the time it takes drink. you takes to get the drink. you don't up, you don't top up. don't top up, you don't top up. but also just generally losing your mean, of the reason >> i mean, part of the reason that people drink is ordered to lower their inhibitions, isn't it? but if they get lowered too far you're drinking with far and you're drinking with people, of people, i mean, the course of this country changed this country was changed irrevocably by a drunken punch thrown i think his thrown by an mp. i think his name joyce a years name was eric joyce a few years ago, which led pretty much directly to brexit. >> no, would drinking at >> no, i would say drinking at home safer drinking more home is it's safer drinking more at because you're with at home because you're with the people specifically. want to people specifically. you want to be right. so be with. i agree. right. so you're to get into an you're not to going get into an argument in your argument with someone in your own home? >> very true. we >> that's very true. adam we have independent. you have the independent. now, you might spacey might think kevin spacey made quite an impact last night. i couldn't comment, but couldn't possibly comment, but it says here that louis schaefer needs drink needs to eat healthier and drink more . more. >> kevin spacey met with a standing ovation at oxford university lecture on cancel culture. this was his first performance since he was acquitted . and that's the key acquitted. and that's the key word here of sexual assault. and he performed it's called tim of

athens, a shakespeare play. he did a five minute bit from it. why he thinks most dangerous is if get a standing ovation if you get a standing ovation when arrive, then you when you arrive, then you perform for a bit and you don't get coming off. that get ovation coming off. that means not a good an actor. means he's not a good an actor. he is as a non—sex deviant as he's just a celebrity. he's just just a celebrity. >> but he did get one coming off as well, didn't he? i don't know. i yeah, think know. i think yeah, i think he got got his performance. got got it for his performance. he brought on douglas he was brought on by douglas murray. if you want to watch it. youtube if you want to watch it. i've been to one of these scruton lectures in previous years. scruton lectures in previous yearis on the subject of not this is on the subject of not just of cancel culture. as we understand apparently understand it. apparently the timon athens is timon of athens thing is somebody who who had money and was able to be a wealthy patron of as soon as he of the arts. and as soon as he ran out of his money, the arts wanted nothing more to do with him. about, you him. it's a bit more about, you know, that kind. know, betrayal of that kind. yeah, yeah. it was a particular passage that was that was relevant, not necessarily relevant, but not necessarily exactly as exactly what we think of as cancel much more like cancel culture. much more like you're only popular if you buy favours, then when the money runs out, the favours run out . runs out, the favours run out. >> logic, shouldn't

>> but that logic, shouldn't russell playing jimmy russell brand be playing jimmy saville >> i wrote a piece for spiked recently that that explored the comparison. >> can i just make that? i knew him before he was well—known. i don't know him now, and i just want to say russell. russell russell take that russell i just want to take that back that was a joke back because that was a joke that i have meaning that i didn't have any meaning behind. that's it. behind. yeah that's it. >> i think they're saying they might have bit of video might have a bit of video telling yeah. yes beast telling me. yeah. yes beast toad. rogue. >> rogue , rogue. >> rogue, rogue. >> rogue, rogue. >> i am sick of this false world and will love it. not >> wow . >> wow. >> wow. powerful >> wow. powerful stuff >> wow. powerful stuff there. yeah. you wouldn't even have known he was acting, would you, lewis? the guardian. now, bolton university's chancellor university's vice chancellor seems you shouldn't seems to suggest you shouldn't go there. >> no , it's. well, he did not go >> no, it's. well, he did not go there by that name . it's. it there by that name. it's. it says bolton graduates miss out on top jobs because of prejudice , says vice chancellor. this guy, george holmes. basically, he's the rodney dangerfield of executives. no respect. he gets no respect and he thinks i'm

bolton . nobody likes bolton. but bolton. nobody likes bolton. but why don't they? and we're one of the according to the guardian, as one of the top 30 universities in the country. >> oh, well, that's interesting. yeah, because must i yeah, because i must admit, i didn't it was. didn't know that it was. >> have branches in >> and they have branches in london, and dubai, so london, greece, and dubai, so they're well . they're doing really well. bolton don't want to be bolton and they don't want to be called anymore because called bolton anymore because people don't know bolton people don't know where bolton is. been lying. he's is. so he's been lying. he's been people it's in been telling people it's in manchester, maybe it is in manchester, which maybe it is in manchester. manchester, which maybe it is in mai it's 5ster. manchester, which maybe it is in maiit's a:er. manchester, which maybe it is in maiit's a suburb of it's kind of >> it's a suburb of it's kind of a it's a satellite a suburb. well, it's a satellite town it reminds me, i think town of it reminds me, i think geographically of the way newark is in the new york city area. >> yeah. yeah, it's a separate little city, it no little city, but it gets no respect. anyway, he wants to change name the change the name to the university manchester. >> there is. i mean, there has been a lot long history of prejudice and, you know, quite cruel jokes about the former polytechnics that become universal 80s. and they don't these prejudices don't always keep reality. keep pace with the reality. i know in brighton know i live in brighton and we've two universities we've got two universities there at brighton and of at university of brighton and of sussex, both come sussex, and these are both come up very you know, up very, very hard, you know, and at the table and if you look at the table rankings now, they're considered

and if you look at the table rarbelgs now, they're considered and if you look at the table rarbe the 1ow, they're considered and if you look at the table rarbe the first they're considered and if you look at the table rarbe the first rate�*re considered to be the first rate universities. a lot of universities. but a lot of people still think of them as places because people still think of them as places to because people still think of them as places to hang because people still think of them as places to hang out because people still think of them as places to hang out on ecause people still think of them as places to hang out on there they want to hang out on the beach and get stoned, you know, and is hard to shake and it's it is hard to shake these things off. i'm these things off. adam i'm just watching these things off. adam i'm just watandg these things off. adam i'm just watand i've known you both for a >> and i've known you both for a very time and i've just very long time and i've just realised are different. realised you are so different. it's. like . it's like if it's. it's like. it's like if you're chuck played the you're chuck d he's played the flame . flame. >> that's a very useful contribution , though. thank you. contribution, though. thank you. part three. coming up, we have panic on the streets of doncaster. ancient scrolls in pompeii and why you should look after your tonsils. see you in

and welcome back to headliners one last time, louis. the metro , one last time, louis. the metro, we have possibly the best mistaken identity story since the edl thought brighton pavilion was a mosque . pavilion was a mosque. >> well, not really . i think >> well, not really. i think this is a legitimate story. woman slams selfish paragliders . woman slams selfish paragliders. who made her thinking hamas were invading doncaster her and but

it wasn't quite doncaster . it's it wasn't quite doncaster. it's the village of armthorpe , which the village of armthorpe, which i don't know. have you ever been there? there. there? i've never been there. i should done a bit of google there? i've never been there. i s but d done a bit of google there? i've never been there. i s but according ne a bit of google there? i've never been there. i s but according to a bit of google there? i've never been there. i s but according to thet of google there? i've never been there. i s but according to the doncastere . but according to the doncaster free press, this woman has so a paragliders flying above her town and thought the worst part. and i remember when 9/11 happened and we would look up to the sky a lot of the young audience may not remember this. they might not have been here then, but you would look up for like years aftennards. you'd look the sky if there was look up at the sky if there was a plane rumbling and you a plane rumbling by. and you think, remember that for think, i remember that for a week or so. >> was was planes >> but that was that was planes para gliders were being used in a quite a specific nick. >> oh context in by hamas to get over the like over the wall over the fences. yeah but i think that i think that people know this yeah i don't think doncaster is known for its jewish community. >> i or indeed it's like >> i no. or indeed it's like community jihadist community or a sense of community. yeah. yeah >> only but not only jews

>> but only but not only jews are at danger right now. do you think it was tasteless to go up in a paraglider in the immediate afterm ath? >> maybe aftermath? >> maybe it was, though. >> maybe it was, though. >> a cool joke. that's >> if it was a cool joke. that's horrible. if it was horrible. yeah. if it was innocent, the woman's been paranoid and it's all on her. >> we've laugh at it. >> we've had a laugh at it. >> we've had a laugh at it. >> think were >> i don't think people were going doncaster or going to attack doncaster or indeed it a cruel joke. indeed do it as a cruel joke. probably unlikely. it's probably the about living the only good thing about living in you're not in doncaster is you're not to going attacked. going get attacked. >> because you're, >> yeah, but because you're, you're by living there. you're attacked by living there. but a. but we probably have a. >> do think audience in doncaster. >> sorry, sorry. >> sorry, sorry. >> probably. that's a lot of people are. yeah. but do you, do you think we should stop using paragliders because of because of happened in israel? of what happened in israel? >> i would say we should stop using like using machetes, almost like i would be quite happy to see those banned outright. but paragliders , i think, can still paragliders, i think, can still be regarded as a you know, a legitimate source of recreational activity. >> i think from 2001 to 2004, in new york, it should be illegal to fly a plane into a building. >> yeah, i would imagine that's still probably on the statute books daily star. now, adam, i is translating ancient scrolls,

though not the dead sea, so i'm not a fan of. >> i as a creative person. i think it's a a cop out and think it's a it's a cop out and i don't like the idea, but this is putting it to good because the first word an ancient the first word of an ancient scroll unearthed from scroll has been unearthed from ashes pompeii .and scroll has been unearthed from ashes pompeii . and it's ashes of pompeii. and it's decoded i. they spent decoded by i. they spent £575,000 to get one word right. that's an expensive word. count right . i find that's an expensive word. count right. i find this very that's an expensive word. count right . i find this very exciting right. i find this very exciting because it's you know, it's so long ago. it's 79 ad and the word they've worked out is paul the us, which is greek for purple . so the us, which is greek for purple. so can i do the us, which is greek for purple . so can i do that? purple. so can i do that? >> 575 i can't work out whether thatis >> 575 i can't work out whether that is that's like a prize that's being offered by the vesuvius challenge or something, but i'm not quite sure. >> it says price of not prize. so price of. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> okay. by the way, just one thing. maybe purple first word. maybe it said purple. purple purple. pink. pink. pink. pink. pink, pink , pink. and it was pink, pink, pink. and it was world's first dick pic. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and i said that because lewis

said i couldn't say that. and the in at end the producer came in at the end and said, could. so that's and said, i could. so that's what can't twice. and said, i could. so that's whiyou can't twice. and said, i could. so that's whiyou can't't twice. and said, i could. so that's whiyou can't do twice. and said, i could. so that's whiyou can't do it twice. 3. >> you can't do it twice. i think the thing about the artificial intelligence solving the want to know the scroll, the we want to know is it's got it is how do we know it's got it right? if it's got some secret method, it could just be very easily making it up, couldn't it? us it's it? it needs to show us it's working, surely. >> well, i mean, especially it's only one word. it's not exactly a were supposed a sentence. they were supposed to with four basic. to come up with four basic. there was a prize of $700,000, which is £575,000. so they didn't spend that money, but i mean, you can't trust ai if you google, if you i put a i put lewis schaffer is lewis schaffer, a comedian . on schaffer, a comedian. on twitter. and they said yes. i said yes way. i said, yes. >> the first word is purple. i just realised maybe it's a song lyric that prince nicked off them. >> yeah, it could be. it could be. that would go back an awful long way. that would be the earliest example plagiarism . earliest example of plagiarism. lewis the guardian . anyone lewis the guardian. anyone thinking they can keep a seaweed habit safe from palaeontologists

has got another thing coming. >> yeah, well, this is. this is the pro vegetarian , the pro vegan, pro vegetarian, plant based guardian seaweed was a common food in europe for thousands of years. researchers find right. i mean and it's when are these thousands of years from 6400 bc to the 12th century basically about 7000 years. but that's a drop in drop in the bucket in terms of find this this is challenging to your nofion this is challenging to your notion that we're naturally carnivores. are naturally carnivores. we are naturally carnivores. we are naturally carnivores. the reason we were living near was because living near the sea was because that's where the food was. it was the easiest food get. we was the easiest food to get. we got seashells with oysters or whatever starfish , and that's whatever starfish, and that's whatever starfish, and that's what we ate them. and fact what we ate them. and the fact is the seaweed was just probably wrapped around some of the more high starfish . high protein starfish. >> starfish? >> did we eat starfish? >> did we eat starfish? >> no , i just i like the idea of >> no, i just i like the idea of starfish at christmas because everyone a leg, everyone everyone gets a leg, everyone gets very nice. >> good. gets very nice. >> you're ood. gets very nice. >> you're welcome . um, and lewis >> you're welcome. um, and lewis did not give me that one. no, no , but so. >> but at the end of the day, it's just a it's just trying to say, look, you know, plant based

diets we weren't, we diets are good. we weren't, we didn't plant based. didn't eat plant based. >> this what is. it's propaganda. >> plant based. i like it >> it's plant based. i like it in right. you go japanese >> right. you go to japanese restaurants, you get crispy seaweed, feels like seaweed, but it never feels like it's i think you it's very filling. i think you could you could get very far in it. >> well, i actually googled that and they said people people in japan as a tiny little japan eat it as a tiny little side maybe have it side dish. or maybe they have it sprinkled which call sprinkled in in the which i call that soup. they that soup, that miso soup. they don't much. much of it. don't eat very much. much of it. >> it's a garnish. it does contain iodine, though, which is good can contain good for iq or it can contain too and number two and number >> and number two and number two, it's loaded with nutrients . two, it's loaded with nutrients. it's actually proper bad for you. if you eat too much of it, you. if you eat too much of it, you can google it. google google, and google, seaweed and anti—nutrient . anti — nutrient. >> move anti—nutrient. >> move on, i've been >> before we move on, i've been to a restaurant before and they've they've sold you a seaweed . yeah. yeah. and it's seaweed. yeah. yeah. and it's actually cabbage . so actually actually cabbage. so actually there's fake seaweed out there. >> you check your teeth when you get home and you realise you've been done. >> don't understand how >> i just don't understand how you be selling something >> i just don't understand how you not be selling something >> i just don't understand how you not whatllling something >> i just don't understand how you not what you'reomething >> i just don't understand how you not what you're saying.ig that's not what you're saying. it is unbelievable. >> that's unbelievable we >> that's unbelievable world we live it live in. adam male now, and it turns might not be

turns out tonsils might not be purely ornamental after all. >> so it says here >> yeah. so it says here having your tonsils removed could raise your tonsils removed could raise your arthritis in old your risk of arthritis in old age apparently it's . two age and apparently it's. two thirds more chance . i mean, thirds more chance. i mean, they're also saying that being a second child means you're more likely to have it. there's all these weird correlations. i mean, are you going to say you need your tonsils removed? i can't. i can't have my child's tonsils removed because in 70 years time they might have a bad back and closing spondylitis, which hurst has got. >> of course, it's not a good thing at all. it's very painful. is right? is that right? >> tonsils. yeah >> but lovely tonsils. yeah >> but lovely tonsils. yeah >> this one the most >> no, this is one of the most pointless stories that we've read ever, because it says it's one more chance of having one third more chance of having arthritis basically, arthritis in old age. basically, this is epidemiology. this is the worst form of science , the the worst form of science, the lowest level where they where they take a big worst in climate science or climate science isn't science. oh okay. okay. this is maybe considered science where they take a group of people and then they say, what's there more likeliness , but they don't show likeliness, but they don't show what there's less likeliness.

and day, 30, and at the end of the day, 30, 36% more likely you can't convict kenya. >> no, not on 36. finally, louis, you've got about a minute to talk about the key to great sex. it's gremlins apparently in the gremlins. it's >> it's not gremlins. it's gremlin . gremlin. and you should gremlin. gremlin. and you should always before having sex. always eat before having sex. >> no, no, no. the women you sleep with having sex. so they've got an excuse for throwing up aftennards. >> i always eat before i have sex because it's sometimes it's years waiting. not going to. years waiting. i'm not going to. i'm going to starve death i'm going to starve to death unless you eat before sex because proper it's because that's a proper it's included in the bill. don't because that's a proper it's inclilistenn the bill. don't because that's a proper it's inclilisten to he bill. don't because that's a proper it's inclilisten to that?l. don't because that's a proper it's inclilisten to that?l. was n't you listen to that? that was a good i always eat before good joke. i always eat before sex next i sex because my the next time i have sex, could be next year. have sex, it could be next year. yeah, that's pretty good. i think that's that's a joke. think that's a that's a joke. the gave you credit for the reason i gave you credit for the is i don't want the the joke is i don't want the audience oh, you're the joke is i don't want the audierto�* oh, you're the joke is i don't want the audierto hear oh, you're the joke is i don't want the audierto hearjokes)h, you're the joke is i don't want the audierto hear jokes when u're the joke is i don't want the audierto hearjokes when louis going to hear jokes when louis schaffer is here. that's what that's for. simon there any that's for. simon is there any suggestion actually suggestion that this is actually improved just you improved sex or just makes you happy sex? well, it happy with your sex? well, it says, just right says, can i just interrupt right now? it's this is even worse than study before. it says than the study before. it says that people who have people who

have eat before sex have a 2% more likeliness of enjoying themselves. 2. it's statistic . themselves. 2. it's statistic. >> all men eat before. all men eat before sex. it's a little blue pill when no one's looking very good, the show is nearly over. >> oven >> let's take another quick look at front pages. the at wednesday's front pages. the daily hospital horror. daily mail hospital horror. who's blame? that's still who's to blame? that's still remains the big question. the guardian. hundreds feared dead in gaza . hospital strike in gaza. hospital strike financial times. gaza health ministry says hundreds killed in israeli airstrike in hospital. they may be eating those words . they may be eating those words. they may be eating those words. the i hundreds killed sheltering at hospital as israel denies airstrike the daily express. hundreds die in huge blast at gaza hospital and the star invasion of the hairy clawed nippers . they seem to be the nippers. they seem to be the only ones certainly not responsible. those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, lewis bloom, lewis schaffer and adam bloom, headliners. back headliners. we'll be back tomorrow with dixon. we'll tomorrow with nick dixon. we'll be kearse and be joined by leo kearse and cressida you're cressida wetton. if you're watching stay tuned watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. othennise, thank

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group, hamas . group, hamas. >> good morning to you. it's just gone 6:00 in the uk on wednesday , the 18th of october. wednesday, the 18th of october. you're tuned into breakfast with isabel webster and tom hannood . isabel webster and tom hannood. here's what's leading the news this morning. >> the us president's visit to jordan with arab leaders has been cancelled as biden makes his way to israel today for an extraordinary wartime visit. the us president is seeking to demonstrate america's support for israel's mission to eliminate hamas, while also pressing for ways to ease humanitarian suffering in gaza . humanitarian suffering in gaza. >> however, biden's visit comes

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