with with very good evening to you. >> i'm aaron armstrong in the gb news room. some breaking news in the middle east tonight. the israeli army has stepped its israeli army has stepped up its ground gaza amid a ground operations in gaza amid a wave intensified attacks on wave of intensified attacks on the enclave. our home and security editor mark white sent this report from tel aviv . this report from tel aviv. >> we're very strong and ominous comments from the israeli prime minister's officials . spokesman minister's officials. spokesman mark regev , who said that hamas mark regev, who said that hamas will suffer israel's wrath tonight , will suffer israel's wrath tonight, that will suffer israel's wrath tonight , that tonight israel tonight, that tonight israel begins its payback . those begins its payback. those comments come as hamas positions come under intense bombardment, air strikes from tanks and artillery, as well as missiles and fast jets . the idf have

and fast jets. the idf have confirmed that tonight they will expand their ground war in gaza significantly . they've issued significantly. they've issued another warning to civilians in northern gaza to get out of the area and to head south. and meanwhile , the uk foreign office meanwhile, the uk foreign office hasissued meanwhile, the uk foreign office has issued an urgent warning to british nationals in israel, warning of the possibility of increased rocket attacks in the hours and days ahead. in response to this major escalation . escalation. >> well, tonight's escalation follows consecutive nights of israeli incursions into gaza, an almost three weeks of aerial bombardment and shelling and explosions have been seen on the border with gaza, where israeli forces have been massing since the hamas attacks on the seven of october. the terror groups confirmed its fighters are involved in ongoing clashes. the israeli air force is also carrying out extensive strikes on the network of tunnels and other hamas infrastructure . other hamas infrastructure. internet and mobile phone

services have also been cut off. meanwhile, the united nations has ovennhelmingly adopted a resolution calling for a humanitarian truce in gaza. the resolution, drafted by arab states, condemns all violence, terror and indiscriminate attacks against palestinian and israeli civilians and calls for the unconditional release of hostages . it's also demanding hostages. it's also demanding aid , access to the besieged gaza aid, access to the besieged gaza strip . 120 members of the strip. 120 members of the general assembly voted in favour at the uk, plus 44 others abstained and 14 countries voted against it, including israel and the united states. the resolution is non—binding but could put diplomatic pressure on israel to de—escalate the conflict . at the un, secretary conflict. at the un, secretary general antonio guterres says this is a moment of truth and history will judge us all. well thatis history will judge us all. well that is it for the moment here on gb news. we're live across the uk. that's it from me. but now it's time for the headliners

i >> hello. among the headliners. >> hello. among the headliners. >> i'm nick dixon, taking you through tomorrow's top stories for next hour. and i'm for the next hour. and i'm joined by token woman cressida wetton . i'm so sorry. and token wetton. i'm so sorry. and token louis schaefer. it's louis schaefer . i've given you your schaefer. i've given you your own category there, louis. well what is my category? >> what of my token of just you're just yeah, i'm the only louis schaefer, but they said that me in new york too, that about me in new york too, that about me in new york too, that was, i was unique. that i was, i was unique. i don't believe that. but it, but maybe . maybe i am. >> you think you're generic? i think you're very unique. >> you very unique ? >> well, can you be very unique? >> well, can you be very unique? >> good question. is it a tautology? yeah louis is in a good mood. how are you feeling, cressida? ready for a great show? >> . >> yes. >> yes. >> always happy to be the token woman. on twitter today >> somebody on twitter today said a good well, said i was a good sport. well, that's . yeah, that's the that's nice. yeah, that's the brand. that's i'm for. going well, that kind >> well, is that the kind of woman that hangs out with the men things and men saying awful things and doesn't much? doesn't mind that much? >> a pick me . i doesn't mind that much? >> a pick me. i don't

>> no, that's a pick me. i don't know. regret saying that . i'd know. i regret saying that. i'd take back. take it back. >> okay. the kind of >> okay. that is the kind of seamless banter we'll be able to enjoy throughout show. enjoy throughout the show. let's have the front have a quick look at the front pages the mirror carnage pages so the mirror has carnage looms pretty dark headlines today. the telegraph has israel's forces advance israel's ground forces advance on gaza. the times iran hijacking uk protest sites. the guardian no fuel, no power nowhere safe life on the streets of gaza. the eye week and gaza blackout as israel launches onslaught . blackout as israel launches onslaught. and finally, the daily star. the as the, which you can pretty much understand what that story is about from the title. and those were the front pages . so let's start with front pages. so let's start with saturday's mirror christendom . saturday's mirror christendom. >> okay. carnage looms. israel ground invasion looms with pounded gaza, cut off and world holding its breath. so it's pretty bleak. israel is poised for a full scale ground invasion of gaza after launching a deadly blitz of strike strikes from

land, sea and air. so it's already it's already started . already it's already started. they're already bombing in gaza. they're already bombing in gaza. the defence minister for israel has said it will take a long time and be a hard battle and the defence force , a defence the defence force, a defence force spokesman has added . in force spokesman has added. in addition, the attacks were carried out in recent days. ground forces are expanding their activity, so eventually they want to go in and they're looking to get the tunnels where we believe hamas are hiding. yeah yeah. i mean there's a lot of calls for ceasefires, but it's not happening. >> not just the tunnels . they're >> not just the tunnels. they're trying to get the hamas people. they want to get the hamas leaders. but the truth is, i mean, from what i gather from this is that people making it seem like hamas is like leading or the leaders. and once you this is a very western idea . as this is a very western idea. as you get rid of the you get rid of the head and the body follows, you get rid of hitler. there's no. you get rid of stalin, there's no, you know, world. no russia. you world. there's no russia. you get a soviet union , you get rid

get a soviet union, you get rid of robbie williams and there's no take that just if i could make a joke in this in this. well, that's what it is. it's like there's one guy and he's the guy. and once you get rid of the guy. and once you get rid of the guy, those people are just like you and me. and the truth is, not. they're angry is, they're not. they're angry and they. they're not going to give up once they if they kill every single leader. >> so you're saying if they took out hamas, there would be another hamas equivalent in future? >> yeah, because it's in the hearts of those people. and as i can understand why they're feeling this way, why they do feeling this way, why they do feel this way, we are regularly reminded that hamas and palestine aren't the same . i palestine aren't the same. i know. and that's a lie . it is a know. and that's a lie. it is a lie. i think you're saying hamas is the same as palestine . is the same as palestine. >> why? because there's also military. there's also a political wing of hamas. or do you think do represent the you think they do represent the will the people they will of the people because they voted for them? >> because. right >> yeah, because. because. right now hostages in >> yeah, because. because. right nomwest hostages in >> yeah, because. because. right nomwest bank hostages in >> yeah, because. because. right nomwest bank and 1ostages in >> yeah, because. because. right nomwest bank and we:ages in >> yeah, because. because. right nomwest bank and we don'tin >> yeah, because. because. right nomwest bank and we don't know the west bank and we don't know

where they are because the people are covering for them. all these there's hundreds of miles of tunnels and the people love those tunnels and they love the fact that they've given a black eye or a bruised face to israel with with the you know, with the massacres. so i mean , i with the massacres. so i mean, i mean, is it bad for me to say that? i think that i think there's a war there's a war going on that we don't to give the other side. >> i mean, they it wasn't a landslide victory, is it? 56, something like that. >> was then this was 2006. >> this was then this was 2006. but idea erg, maybe they but the idea erg, maybe they want somebody else in charge. but that doesn't mean what their core beliefs , you know, isn't core beliefs, you know, isn't the same. their core belief is they want to go back into israel. they want to take over palestine . every they all do. palestine. every they all do. it's not like they'll they'll calm down if things it's still very bleak on the ground now, isn't it? >> and the un is saying this is a collective punishment because the been cut off. the supplies have been cut off. there's no aid getting in or very aid. it's been very limited aid. it's been referred crumbs . referred to as crumbs. >> yeah, but of course israel

has right defend itself, has a right to defend itself, although maybe although they are maybe struggling pr. struggling with pr. unfortunately, as mark put it on his earlier pr, his earlier show of pr, especially if even lewis isn't defending especially if even lewis isn't defen(|'m not. you're know. i'm not. you're just trying give objective. trying to give an objective. >> trying objective. >> i'm trying to be objective. everybody knows what i think they they know. think they they they know. i think they know . they know, know. and know. they know, you know. and that doesn't mean that i can't understand their point of view and present it in kind of an objective way to make it to make it easier for us if we're going to lie to ourselves. what chance do but at least we can only, >> but at least we can only, unlike the bbc, that hamas are terrorists. all right, let's move times then. move on and do the times then. >> lewis well, this is this is another example this is iran another example or this is iran hijacking uk protests . this is hijacking uk protests. this is the times. and it's saying it's blaming iran , iran, iran. it's blaming iran, iran, iran. it's the same concept is that there's always some outside force manipulating people, you know into the demonstrations or whatever it is. it's an historic trope is the idea that the people aren't upset on their own, that they need that they

need iran, that the palestine indians, the muslim, the muslims of the world are upset at us and we have acted like we don't know that they're upset now that we've acted. we think we don't know that they're upset, but they're they're 100,000 pro—palestinian demonstrators were last saturday. and there's going to be more. this one, you know who are those people? are they is iran calling them up and saying, hey, get out there now ? saying, hey, get out there now? >> i mean, we have >> no, i agree. i mean, we have a massive problem with this. and it's iranian it's not just iranian disinformation and so on. but at the same time, robin simcock says here, we've underappreciated the threat because, you know, hostile governments spreading disinformation. does disinformation. this does happen. i mean, the happen. cressida i mean, the only disturbing thing is it's exactly what the exactly the same as what the universities are for universities are doing it for them. they're brainwashing students into this sort of vehemently position . vehemently anti—israel position. meanwhile, just giving meanwhile, iran is just giving it what it a little nudge. what do you think? >> mean , this was my >> oh, i mean, this was my question other when question the other night. when you down the you see people taking down the posters the kidnapped jewish posters of the kidnapped jewish people, you know, you don't know

what motives what their motives are individually and individually, do you? and sometimes wonder , well, yeah, sometimes i wonder, well, yeah, i like to speculate i wouldn't like to speculate into the hearts of every single person . person. >> i think it is a problem, though, like like with china, we underestimated the extent that china was doing these kind of tactics. the five, you know , tactics. the five, you know, using huawei and stuff like that to spy on us. and i think we're already in world war iii. basically, wants already in world war iii. bachatly, wants already in world war iii. bachat with wants already in world war iii. bachat with iran wants already in world war iii. bachat with iran now wants already in world war iii. bachat with iran now we'veants already in world war iii. bachat with iran now we've got to chat with iran now we've got iran, russia again , and we've iran, russia again, and we've got obviously ukraine, russia war, and then we've got us and europe, israel another europe, maybe israel in another and just waiting , and then china just waiting, seeing what they're going to do. we've of entered seeing what they're going to do. we've war of entered seeing what they're going to do. we've war iii, of entered seeing what they're going to do. we've war iii, even)f entered seeing what they're going to do. we've war iii, even if entered seeing what they're going to do. we've war iii, even if it'szred seeing what they're going to do. we've war iii, even if it's not world war iii, even if it's not kinetic, i agree with you. >> you know what? was >> but you know what? i was thinking like thinking about it. it's like it's 1066 when in buda , it's like in 1066 when in buda, who was the leader of the engush who was the leader of the english forces as boudicca was she, was he anyway , so the point she, was he anyway, so the point is, is in 1066, the english forces went up and met the vikings who were attacking . vikings who were attacking. right. the norsemen who were attacking up north at stamford

bndge attacking up north at stamford bridge or hill, whatever it was. and they beat him. and then they went down, down to face the normans and they lost. they had an okay day. they were one for one. they were they were one for two. they won one and lost one. but the fact that it was coming at two directions, we've got to honestly, i didn't present this. there's two wars going on. there's two wars going on. there's team britain against team world and then there's also the muslim world, the arab world, the muslim world, because the iranians are not arabs who who are against us and they're angry and they want to. and so the question is, what's who do we fight first? and yeah. >> and if china invades taiwan, that's another one. but let's have a quick look at saturday's telegraph. president >> okay. khan's call for ceasefire piles pressure on starmer over divisions in laboun starmer over divisions in labour. that's one of the stories on the telegraph. so sadiq khan , he's defying keir sadiq khan, he's defying keir starmer , so there's more starmer, so there's more division in the labour party. he's saying, hey, we've got to

stop this . and of this stop this. and of course this has been headache for labour stop this. and of course this has beesomeeadache for labour stop this. and of course this has beesome time. |e for labour stop this. and of course this has beesome time. there's bour stop this. and of course this has beesome time. there's lots now for some time. there's lots of division. the mayor of london demanded that his party back an end to israel's military action in a shock move that was swiftly supported by andy berman. the labour mayor of manchester and anas sannar , the scottish labour anas sannar, the scottish labour leader . so yeah , he's not up anas sannar, the scottish labour leader. so yeah , he's not up for leader. so yeah, he's not up for it . it. >> um, it's quite well, i'm watching labour sort of try and miss an open goal in this election. i mean they're in trouble for anti semitism now. they're trouble they're they're in trouble cause they're not anti—semitic enough because all their councillors are leaving. breaking leaving. sadiq khan is breaking ranks starmer ranks with keir starmer turmoil in party. lewis yeah, in the labour party. lewis yeah, but it's not. >> the problem is , is there are >> the problem is, is there are 3.5 million voters who are who are muslims in this country and they've supported labour and they're demanding that keir starmer fight for them as justly so, and sadiq khan here in london, it's a hugely muslim population and andy burnham in

manchester is also usually so it's not it's not so simple . it's not it's not so simple. it's the problem. the problem with keir starmer is, is that is that you don't have to have an opinion when opinions don't matter. but right now, opinions matter. but right now, opinions matter. and that's where he's made he's, he, he , he doesn't made he's, he, he, he doesn't know what to do because so much of his electorate is against israel. well yeah. >> well, well the issue is when the normal people might be pro—israel. so he says things like they have a right to cut off the electricity and water and so on. then his part of his base goes mad and muslim part. the part. so he's the left, the left part. so he's got appease them, actually got to appease them, actually win with win an election with normal people the kind of people, but appease the kind of more of his more radical side of his base. that's way see but you that's the way i see it. but you put well. all right. put it quite well. all right. should finally daily should we finally do the daily star, with this important base? >> well, it is kind of scary because joshua hunt or because this guy, joshua hunt or joshua hunt, he's 32 years old. i've seen his picture there. he looks like about 55. he looks horrible. looks looks diabetic. and looks like got fatty and it looks like he's got fatty liver and gout and all

liver disease and gout and all the major diseases of the metabolism. anyway, he bought a kind of an asda outfit and he was terrorising women dressed up as a the problem was it wasn't halloween, it wasn't . so he had halloween, it wasn't. so he had no excuse. it was in may, may 7th and may 9th. and this is eccentric . eccentric. >> when it's not halloween us scare people. >> have you going to call it eccentric? that's a really nice way of putting it. yeah it's a bit scary. >> that was my first thought, you eccentric you know. i know some eccentric people the west country, but people in the west country, but this is. this is beyond the pale. that's. this is. this is beyond the pal he'hat's. this is. this is beyond the pal he looks do not own >> he looks 32 and i do not own a suit . a suit. >> what was that about? >> what was that about? >> it's a strange defence, isn't it? >> the non defence. well, doesn't it? >> isn't a like a mask. i saw the i forgot. that's the movie and i forgot. that's not of the things. not one of the things. yeah isn't it? like isn't a ball isn't it? like it isn't a ball and thing and you do the thing. >> it's like that . >> it's like that. >> it's like that. >> so is that what like >> so is that what it's like himself of a serious himself is a more of a serious kind military person just kind of military person just crawling the undergrowth crawling through the undergrowth at is he doing, >> is he doing, like, manoeuvres? one of manoeuvres? is he like one of these gareth from the these guys like gareth from the office who thinks of office who thinks he's part of the territorial or

the territorial army or something? >> another person. >> this is another person. i wouldn't to speculate wouldn't like to speculate what's heart. knows what's in his heart. who knows why doing? what's in his heart. who knows wthho doing? what's in his heart. who knows wthho knows? what's in his heart. who knows wthho knows what's in heart >> who knows what's in the heart of the non? well, of the or the non? okay. well, that a little bit that story rescues a little bit because as comedians, because i felt as comedians, that a tough section. so that was a tough section. but so let's that is let's go to the break. that is it part one. but coming up, it for part one. but coming up, the farage saga the farage natwest saga continues calls continues or elon musk calls humza yousaf

radio. >> welcome back . to headliners. >> welcome back. to headliners. i'm nick dixon, still here with questlove, wetton and lewis schaffer . there they i've schaffer. there they are. i've run about them, run out of jokes about them, though, so let's get into it with telegraph. and boris with the telegraph. and boris johnson but johnson is joining gb news, but can become the channel's can he become the channel's second loved presenter? second most loved presenter? cressida did after cressida see what i did after lewis , i can be fabulous. i see lewis, i can be fabulous. i see him as more of a contributor. >> boris johnson joins gb news as presenter and commentator, so that's exciting , isn't it, for a that's exciting, isn't it, for a new person starting ing to. i

don't think he's going to be doing headliners there's a strict rule. >> he wouldn't be allowed. >> he wouldn't be allowed. >> he wouldn't be allowed. he's got to go and do the pain of some open mics before ten years of the comedy circuit. >> minimum hard gigs preston >> minimum hard gigs in preston night from leeds, then night coaches from leeds, then bofis night coaches from leeds, then boris night coaches boris we can talk night coaches from leeds. >> yeah, that's pretty serious. >> yeah, that's pretty serious. >> from >> and a night coach from preston. those a few preston. i've taken those a few times. fantastic bus times. the most fantastic bus station all the world. station in all of the world. >> i preston. yeah, but >> i love preston. yeah, but anyway, never been anyway, i've never been president. is coming. president. boris is coming. pretty big news. >> a book >> currently writing a book about in office and about his time in office and he has weekly for the has a weekly column for the daily which is used to daily mail, which is used to criticise sunak. criticise rishi sunak. his former so yeah, former chancellor. so yeah, he's, he's coming. i'm quite jealous his life at the jealous of his life at the moment, actually. he's writing his to his memoir and getting ready to come and join us. don't think come and join us. i don't think he's to be working from he's going to be working from the studio though, is he? i think to be out and about. >> he's going to be globe trotting, pointing out britain's relevance world. perhaps relevance in the world. perhaps his some his relevance in getting some sort who knows? sort of future job. who knows? and it's going to be of and it's going to be more of a kind element to it, kind of docu element to it, i think. he put out a video

think. and he put out a video saying days are ahead saying our best days are ahead of us as britain. so presumably we're three we're about to conquer three quarters again. quarters of the globe again. that's the empire that's nice. get the empire back. know, it's a big back. but, you know, it's a big coup gb they we coup for gb news. they said we were imploding recently. yeah, yeah, we've smashed it. we've got very got boris. but let's be very fair. have been fair. some people have been tweeting me saying, well, fair. some people have been tw(wasg me saying, well, fair. some people have been tw(wasg mlockdown. ying, well, fair. some people have been tw(wasg mlockdown. you. well, fair. some people have been tw(wasg mlockdown. you know, he was pro lockdown. you know, he was pro lockdown. you know, he was pro lockdown. you know, he was a bit some people even said whatever it said woke or a bit whatever it is. you think? is. what do you think? >> i agree with that. i mean i mean, i hope he doesn't he doesn't time and see doesn't go back in time and see what i said about him. i remember i sitting this remember i was sitting in this chair horrific chair when i said some horrific things. and just to say things. and i just want to say that sorry boris. the that i'm sorry to boris. the fact is it's really good for fact is, is it's really good for the station this sunday. we have we boris coming and we have boris coming in and this sunday cleese's sunday we've got john cleese's show, is show, which louis schaffer is starring 9:00 on this starring in at 9:00 on this channel. incredible. that channel. that's incredible. that is minister. >> you still it about louis >> you still made it about louis schaffer. yeah, schaffer. that's amazing. yeah, i it about me in the i still made it about me in the intro. >> so we've both right, you intro. >> the ne've both right, you intro. >> the bige both right, you intro. >> the big dog. h right, you intro. >> the big dog. and right, you intro. >> the big dog. and louist, you are the big dog. and louis schaffer is john cleese's sidekick, at ever so sidekick, at least ever so slightly show. slightly in this show. >> i mean, do i >> so you welcome. i mean, do i welcome him? >> yeah. this is a remember one thing, nick, and you know this and know this this is a

and i know this this is a platform. is like a record platform. this is like a record label. i don't care who else is on the record as long as on the record label as long as they're job they're doing a good job promoting music. like, promoting my music. like, remember prince prince, the remember that prince prince, the greatest , an ever greatest musician, an ever prince. i don't care what they say, the greatest. also had to work with carrie carpenter. >> she was great, though. >> she was great, though. >> actually. she was great. >> actually. she was great. >> but is it good? i know what you mean. i mean people people tweet at me like. yeah, like attacking me. if they don't like someone like someone, someone or they like someone, we sack hire someone. sack someone. we hire someone. i'm is like i'm like, guys, this is like shouting person on the shouting at the person on the desk your was desk because your flight was cancelled. going cancelled. like what am i going to do? i'm. in. i'm in to do? i'm. i'm in. i'm in charge of hiring policy. yeah, i'm much integrity. i'm so have so much integrity. i don't even give myself show. i'm so have so much integrity. i don�*know1 give myself show. i'm so have so much integrity. i don�*know what myself show. i'm so have so much integrity. i don�*know what inyself show. i'm so have so much integrity. i don�*know what i mean? show. i'm so have so much integrity. i don�*know what i mean? like,n. i'm so have so much integrity. i don�*know what i mean? like, how you know what i mean? like, how likely it's a bit likely is that? yeah, it's a bit above grade, but above my pay grade, but i welcome gone. welcome it. gone. >> does mean you're >> so does that mean you're going to have him on your podcast to podcast or not? well, i'm to going try get my podcast, going try and get my podcast, but he going be but i thought he was going to be in studio anymore, so it's going to a little bit tricky. to be a little bit tricky. >> thing is interesting >> one thing that is interesting is like, let's >> one thing that is interesting is we like, let's >> one thing that is interesting is we have like, let's >> one thing that is interesting is we have a like, let's >> one thing that is interesting is we have a labour let's >> one thing that is interesting is we have a labour government, say we have a labour government, then here as

then we'll have boris on here as a kind of it's going to be quite strange. that strange. i mean, one thing that troubles we still have an troubles me is we still have an advertising gb news, advertising boycott of gb news, yet we'll have the former prime minister feel minister it's starting to feel a bit the former bit like trump, the former president. to put president. they're trying to put him in jail. i'm like, how can we the former prime we have the former prime minister we have the former prime m beloved and voted by is beloved and voted in by a massive of people, and massive amount of people, and yet the pale yet still be beyond the pale because because it shows who the real real power is real power is, the real power is team world. >> slightly >> boris johnson is slightly team world. he's not team world enough. this station is not enough. and this station is not team gone very team world >> you've gone very team world tonight. mail tonight. let's do the daily mail now with update the nigel now with an update on the nigel farage our goal is farage natwest saga. our goal is that one day every single story will news presenter. >> because there's presenter. >> happening because there's presenter. >> happening bec didn't1ere's presenter. >> happening bec didn't mention lots happening we didn't mention in daily that lewis in the daily mirror that lewis schaefer paper. did you see that? >> i wanted to put it in, but it was, we was, it's a different day. we can't do it. can't you could do it. >> you could you could bend the rules a little bit. they said because they about because of what they said about me farage me anyway, is that nigel farage slams report. he slams the independent report. he says it's a whitewash report that finds serious failings in the way natwest shut down his account at posh bank. coutts but rules decision was legal and this is this is how this country

runs they they get an independent report right who does the independent reports a law firm that's been hired by natwest so of course they've been hired by natwest. we don't care about that. we're being paid by natwest that we're going to more work from to have to get more work from these give these guys. we're going to give them, not only that, them, you know, not only that, but previously very but they've previously been very clear that some of the top brass in the organisation, what they think about brexit. >> to be very >> so yeah, just to be very clear, emerita senior clear, chair emerita and senior consultant was called consultant chris hale was called a lawyer and he a pro—remain lawyer and he called brexit a tragedy and now he's reviewing mr farage. >> exactly . >> i mean, exactly. >> i mean, exactly. >> so that's what this country does , is they hire somebody that does, is they hire somebody that they they is going to they who they know is going to give them the thing, give them the right thing, who who very english and who say we're very english and we're going to be we're never going to be unobjective. totally unobjective. we're totally objective . yeah, yeah. it's you objective. yeah, yeah. it's you know what? this is the greatest country in the world because it created america. but it should have it should have learned more from america about democracy . from america about democracy. >> that's so that's like saying the smiths are the best band

because they created morrissey solo career. but i'm not sure . solo career. but i'm not sure. yeah, that's i went yeah, yeah. that's what i went with. some ten people in the north will get it, but yeah, i mean they said it wasn't to do with brexit and yet brexit was brexit mentioned times in brexit was mentioned 86 times in the request . the subject access request. >> it ? >> it's freudian, isn't it? yeah. what do we think about the money? dame alison rose £11 million, 40% of it coming from the taxpayer . yeah. the taxpayer. yeah. >> and it's amazing. it's amazing . a&e made 10 million amazing. a&e made 10 million last yeah shocking. last year. yeah it's shocking. did you remember that story about louis? was you about you, louis? it was you having at the monarchy, having a pop at the monarchy, wasn't monarchy? having a pop at the monarchy, wasyeah. monarchy? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> only would have the >> only louis would have the whatever takes on gb news. whatever it takes on gb news. >> the chutzpah, the chutzpah. because i know the people out there monarchy. i'm there love the monarchy. but i'm an i don't. we got an american and i don't. we got rid of the monarchy. they should have got rid of the have learned and got rid of the monarchy, have learned and got rid of the monarciyou've been in the >> yes. you've also been in the papers. one day every single gb news presenter will be in the papers. let's have a look at the guardian and there a cultural guardian and is there a cultural issue mps guardian and is there a cultural issue than mps guardian and is there a cultural issue than inability mps guardian and is there a cultural issue than inability to mps guardian and is there a cultural issue than inability to bes conservative? >> minister denies conservative? >> issueiinister denies conservative? >> issue among denies conservative? >> issue among toryes conservative? >> issue among tory mps cultural issue among tory mps after crispin blunt arrest it. so there's been quite a lot of

this lately. blunt, a former justice minister and the mp for reigate was arrested by police on wednesday suspicion of on wednesday on suspicion of rape possession drugs rape and possession of drugs before said in before being bailed. he said in a statement that he expected to be and made reference to be cleared and made reference to an of extortion in an allegation of extortion in that previously reported that he had previously reported to police. so that's ongoing due process . we don't know what's process. we don't know what's going that , process. we don't know what's going that, but going to happen with that, but there's been lots of similar situations recently, including peter bone, julian knight, chris pincher there's about eight of these. and some of them are these. so and some of them are actually convicted . actually convicted. >> yeah. and chris pincher had to because of his it to do it because of his name. it just funny. he had to go just was too funny. he had to go with yeah. unfortunate isn't with it. yeah. unfortunate isn't it? yeah. i mean, if you were going pincher, going to be called pincher, it's almost do this, almost like i have to do this, but rest of them. but, but, but the rest of them. but, but, louis, to do louis, is it something to do with conservatives? know, with conservatives? you know, there's was kind there's tory sleaze was a kind of at one point in this of a cliche at one point in this country there's country then again, there's plenty as well. plenty of labour sleaze as well. so is it just sleaze? so is it just general sleaze? >> the way the >> i think it's the way the tories is is tories are created is that is that labour in order to become a labour councillor and then a labour councillor and then a labour mp , you've got to be in

labour mp, you've got to be in the trenches for what you like, 13 years old, handing out flyers. so you spend a lot of time fellow time with your fellow councillors, fellow labour councillors, your fellow labour people, you've got plenty of people, so you've got plenty of opportunity to around with opportunity to fool around with these plenty, these people. there's plenty, but a conservative is all but but a conservative is all alone the world. he has no alone in the world. he has no friends . i see these friends. i see these conservatives. they've got no friends. so that they so that they they're all, you know, in order for them to be an mp, maybe they lot of money maybe they give a lot of money to party. maybe they're to the party. maybe they're friends one so they friends with one guy. so they have more chance to be a bit messy. interesting. this is a theory . theory. >> conservatives work very hard and same , but same and it's just the same, but same process. theory process. but okay, yeah. theory from louis schaefer. i mean, it could the me too culture could also be the me too culture that just everything's that they're just everything's a well, could you know well, it could be and you know the thing here that the important thing here is that blunt's been asked to stay away from this from parliament while this is investigated. >> so , you know, you might >> and so, you know, you might think, well, that's a good idea, but of course, it might also not be can't be a good idea because we can't get people are get to a point where people are just things by just exclude from things by being accused of something. so due process is being threatened that i due process is being threatened thati do due process is being threatened that i do absolutely agree with,

but genuine , maybe but maybe they're genuine, maybe they're not. >> just saying could be >> i'm just saying it could be the culture, but it might the metoo culture, but it might not well. you to be not be as well. you have to be so this so careful now hosting this show, do the telegraph show, but let's do the telegraph and humza and elon musk has called humza yousaf , which a yousaf a racist, which seems a bit harsh. he hates white people. louis yeah, and basically >> louis yeah, and basically saying saying the scottish people are white. i mean, scottish people used to be. elon musk calls humza yousaf blatant, blatant racist over whites fill all the top roles in scotland and basically humza yousaf said that take my portfolio so everybody's white in it. the lord president. he's white, the lord president. he's white, the lord justice, clerk, clerk is white. the high courtjudge is white. the high courtjudge is white. everybody's white in scotland. and then you find out that scotland is 96% white. so an and i think it's an insult to call somebody white because it basically reduces them to bland and so elon musk elon musk piped in with x he said this so you know what's his name ? yousef

know what's his name? yousef said this in 2020 and at and elon musk piped in just now calling him a racist. >> i think it's very narcissistic of yousef because what he's really saying is nobody in this country can make it unless they're white brackets, except me. yeah. which is . is. >> yeah, that's funny because it means he's like such a great 9113’- means he's like such a great guy. look, it's like, you know , guy. look, it's like, you know, against all the odds, against all the odds, nobody else has made it in this country. except. except the prime minister. except the prime minister. except head of the except the head of the opposition. no it's completely. >> it's completely insane. i mean , you couldn't say this mean, you couldn't say this about anyone else. went on about anyone else. you went on this all these this long rant about all these people white. many of people that are white. many of us have seen the clip on x so—and—so's so—and—so's, us have seen the clip on x so-youi—so's so—and—so's, us have seen the clip on x so-you say, s so—and—so's, us have seen the clip on x so-you say, scotland,i—and—so's, us have seen the clip on x so-you say, scotland, 95.4%-so's, as you say, scotland, 95.4% white. course, they're white. so of course, they're white. so of course, they're white. and what's wrong with being about white. and what's wrong with beirother about white. and what's wrong with beirother race, about white. and what's wrong with beirother race, you'd about white. and what's wrong with beirother race, you'd be about any other race, you'd be basically i i basically in prison. i mean, i don't why hate don't see why it's not hate speech strange. speech. and it's so strange. we're so weird this . we're so weird about this. you're a white you're in scotland. it's a white country . we we're country globally. we we're a minority. you know, you hear about the global majority now. it's white people. so what it's not white people. so what is wrong with being white?

is so wrong with being white? it's crazy. and musk it's so crazy. and elon musk just looked at it as a normal, objective gone, well, just looked at it as a normal, object mad. gone, well, just looked at it as a normal, objectmad. you're gone, well, just looked at it as a normal, objectmad. you're a gone, well, just looked at it as a normal, objectmad. you're a blatantlyll, that's mad. you're a blatantly racist . it's hard to argue racist. it's hard to argue against elon musk, isn't it? >> that kind of direct. >> that kind of direct. >> but but hamza yusuf, who represents a very minor country, you know, off the of you know, off the coast of america being shouted out by america, is being shouted out by elon musk. how cool is that? imagine i mean, shouted imagine i mean, you were shouted out by somebody famous recently . out by somebody famous recently. you know, i'm talking about no , you know, i'm talking about no, but it sounds worrying . but it sounds worrying. >> oh, yeah, yeah , yeah, yeah. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> the best friend. >> the best friend. >> yeah, the best friend. yeah, yeah. count me out publicly. >> anyway. yeah. count me out publicly. >> but anyway. yeah. count me out publicly. >> but whatever. anyway. yeah. count me out publicly. >> but whatever. andvay. yeah. count me out publicly. >> but whatever. and it(. yeah. count me out publicly. >> but whatever. and it was like, wow, that's great. he's looked at jordan peterson once, retweeted of my tweets. retweeted one of my tweets. what did you tweet? i don't remember what did you tweet? i don't remember whihumza yousaf happy >> humza yousaf should be happy that ap him, even that elon musk ap him, even though he's acknowledged in that elon musk ap him, even tihorrible's acknowledged in that elon musk ap him, even tihorrible's ais nowledged in that elon musk ap him, even tihorrible's ais happy. ged in a horrible he is happy. >> bet he's loving the attention. >> yes. yes well, some people might think humza yousaf is not racist that's racist for balance, but that's it two. but up, it for part two. but coming up, the mocked israeli the bbc gets mocked by israeli comedians and the guardian gets sued million. you don't comedians and the guardian gets sued to million. you don't comedians and the guardian gets sued to ieitherl. you don't comedians and the guardian gets

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radio . radio. >> welcome back to headliners . >> welcome back to headliners. let's get into it with the guardian and gender identity. hubs are in chaos. guardian and gender identity. hubs are in chaos . and there was hubs are in chaos. and there was i assuming they were going be i assuming they were going to be bastions military efficiency bastions of military efficiency and yeah, well, and logic. lewis yeah, well, i didn't know this is story. didn't know this is the story. >> i didn't know because because this guardian and it this is in the guardian and it says it says delays. rouse and legal challenges inside the stalls . new stalled new nhs stalls. new stalled new nhs gender identity service . and gender identity service. and remember, they closed the tavistock centre. i thought, oh, that's great, they closed this thing. but what they're doing is they're bringing one. they're going one up in going to open them. one up in liverpool they're going liverpool and then they're going to they're going like to do one. they're going to like combat three places in combat nation of three places in london. a london. they're just spawned a load a lot of little ones. >> i agree. i thought after the cass report this was all coming to end. but not now all. to an end. but not now all. >> there were 200 referrals >> and there were 200 referrals for kids to have to have their

to be castrated. the boys , you to be castrated. the boys, you know basically having their penises cut off and holes surgically dug into their into their bodies and the healing and not even the healing. and then girls having their breasts cut off and fake penises fashioned . off and fake penises fashioned. and it's going to be done at great ormond street hospital, which beloved institution which is a beloved institution in this country. people love great ormond street hospital. and they're going to be and what they're going to be doing. people give money doing. yet people give money their free money. it's not their own free money. it's not just money that from the government nick. government, nick. >> bigger problem here, >> and the bigger problem here, the in this i want to say the people in this i want to say industry in this area , they're industry in this area, they're they're completely divided aren't half them aren't they? half of them are saying, oh, aren't they? half of them are saying, on, no saying, whoa, hang on, no puberty blockers. sure puberty blockers. we're not sure about . more and more about that. more and more evidence it's evidence coming out to say it's a bad idea. yeah. and then meanwhile, there's other people saying, no, that's conversion therapy. encourage therapy. if you if you encourage somebody who's thinking about transitioning talk about transitioning to talk about other in their life to other issues in their life to say, well, i would call a holistic approach . holistic approach. >> yeah, some are very aggressive about it, affirming it are not. some are

it and some are not. some are sensible having sensible and they're having trouble recruiting staff, which doesn't and doesn't surprise me at all. and how train employees and how to train employees and caring for young people with gender . i mean, and gender dysphoria. i mean, and they've of they've got this waiting list of 5766 people. hope is that as 5766 people. my hope is that as the waiting list is massive and the waiting list is massive and the social contagion recedes, people just decide they don't want to get the procedure. >> yeah, well, that's the nhs. that's nhs handles problems that's the nhs handles problems is they just wait for you is that they just wait for you to so you don't need you to die so you don't need you don't surgery. but but don't need the surgery. but but the is, like, this is the thing is, is like, this is the thing is, is like, this is the culture war. this is one of the culture war. this is one of the wars that's going on. team world this. why team world world wants this. why team world want this? because team , team want this? because team, team world wants to reduce popular elation. they want to break up family cause they believe in self—identity , which says you're self—identity, which says you're not going to part not going to be part of a country, but you will have your identity . identity. >> so i think a sort of revenge of south. don't of the global south. you don't mean team mean that. you mean the team leftist, the leftist world of europe, whatever. >> but while this is happening, this is this is our war which is going up to the north to fight

the vikings while this is happening, massing down below is a major, major enemy force . a major, major enemy force. >> they're having a war in among themselves as the professionals in this area and the people in in this area and the people in in the area are saying, it's becoming tribal. people are just not a common station. and not having a common station. and they're certainly they're they're certainly not they're focussed events focussed on their view of events rather than the specific patient. yes. rather than the specific pat which as. rather than the specific patwhich they should be. >> which they should be. absolutely. we're going to move on. tomorrow's, think, on. but tomorrow's, i think, the guided write guided one, they'll write articles we articles like what were we thinking encouraging kids to do this? they'll on this? and they'll blame it on the far right. that's just my guess. guardian and guess. let's do the guardian and the is the cosmetic surgery industry is growing. you about growing. say what you want about systematic good growing. say what you want about system economy. good growing. say what you want about system economy. consider good growing. say what you want about system economy. consider itood growing. say what you want about system economy. consider it is.i for the economy. consider it is. >> it's good for individuals. but whatever number of but whatever rising number of nhs medics training cosmetic nhs medics training in cosmetic procedures, i don't know if it is good for the economy. i think it's good for specific doctors because apparently nobody's happy working in nhs. well, happy working in the nhs. well, you would you, if you wouldn't be, would you, if there's on. yeah you wouldn't be, would you, if there's they on. yeah you wouldn't be, would you, if there's they can on. yeah you wouldn't be, would you, if there's they can do on. yeah you wouldn't be, would you, if there's they can do the yeah so what they can do is the cosmetic industry has traditionally been not very well regulated . bit of a disaster

regulated. bit of a disaster area. yeah. and now they're tightening up their game. so they want doctors to come in and because they're able to more because they're able to pay more and glamorous they and it's more glamorous and they can hours, people are can pick their hours, people are leaving going to leaving the nhs and going to work do botox and stuff like work to do botox and stuff like that. >> we're going have a lot of >> we're going to have a lot of sick, good looking people, sick, very good looking people, essentially. lewis how much work have had work except >> i have had no work except i've lost weight and that's why i've lost weight and that's why i amazing . and eat i look so amazing. and i eat an all meat. an all meat all meat. i eat an all meat diet. all meat? yes wait diet. you eat all meat? yes wait a second. i've told you that . a second. i've told you that. but i thought you told you that would here. would say here. >> you know ? do you know >> do you know? do you know there's birthday? there's a birthday? >> know sometimes >> do you know sometimes i actually really good actually think i'm really good looking myself looking and then i catch myself like people are watching me. i have.i like people are watching me. i have. i have , like this no neck. have. i have, like this no neck. just i've got no neck. and i look. i look fat. i look fat. but in my calendar, which is now available for pre—order, go to my website . lewis schaefer my website. lewis schaefer .co.uk you go to you can go there. it just shows how good looking i am . can you see how looking i am. can you see how good looking i this different from the one i previously was going to do? >> this guy this is now.

>> this guy this is now. >> is same calendar, >> this is the same calendar, but it's for 2024. >> this is from boris johnson. that's know. got that's all i know. we've got to tighten channel. need tighten up this channel. we need some more former prime ministers, calendars , fewer ministers, less calendars, fewer calendars. anyway, you've calendars. but anyway, you've got so let's calendars. but anyway, you've got on so let's calendars. but anyway, you've got on and so let's calendars. but anyway, you've got on and do so let's calendars. but anyway, you've got on and do the so let's calendars. but anyway, you've got on and do the dailylet's calendars. but anyway, you've got on and do the daily mail move on and do the daily mail and israeli comedians mercilessly mocked the bbc. normally that's our job, but good to get some back up. lewis yeah. >> do we have any video for this? video to this? do we have video to israel? okay israel israel? no, just. okay israel comedians ruthlessly mocked bbc reporting hospital reporting of al ahly hospital bombing in gaza . satirical show bombing in gaza. satirical show pokes fun at the beeb and it's like comedians in israel and they're basically saying that israel is completely excuse me that the bbc is completely one sided. the bbc news i guess, is completely one sided against against israel. and they are because israel represents one of the one of the last ethno states and is against ethno states and is on the team world side . plus is on the team world side. plus it's also sides with the you know, with the with the muslims. >> let's have a quick look at

the clip just so we know what we're talking about, although we still struggle . still might struggle. >> good evening from london. here are some news from the war in gaza. israel has bombed a hospital, killing hundreds of innocent people. more more, much better. with more details is our middle east correspondent harry white. guilt >> good evening, rachel. from the illegal colony of tel aviv . the illegal colony of tel aviv. >> i like that. harry white guilt. what do you make of that, professor? isn't it kind of shocking that the bbc are a laughing stock in world now? laughing stock in the world now? >> i don't know. i'd like >> well, i don't know. i'd like to more those to know more about those comedians. that comedians. i mean, is that mainstream israeli tv? are they rebels? they are. >> good point. they're not quite as british as advanced as british and american some the american comedy. and some of the production values, but their heart right place. heart was in the right place. harry the harry white guilt was funny. the woman had a good take off of a bbc presenter, and the fact that bbc presenter, and the fact that bbc is so easily parodied because sided because they've so clearly sided with palestine, i mean, israel can see everyone knows can see it. everyone knows it. i mean, failed completely

mean, they've failed completely in impartiality deserve in impartiality and they deserve to because because to be mocked because because it's propaganda it's the state propaganda network of britain. >> it's basically a tool of teamwork . and in this country. teamwork. and in this country. so i mean, i'm sorry, unless they offer me a job, i've got no respect for them. >> that's what we should have in this country, isn't it? that that joke should you know, that joke should be, you know, it's for brits to mock the it's for the brits to mock the brits, that, brits, but we don't do that, right? we've lost satire. >> it's the bbc doing the >> and it's the bbc doing the satire. got news for you satire. have i got news for you all yeah. yeah. but they all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wouldn't themselves. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wots01't themselves. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wots01't we themselves. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wots01't we should.ves. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wots01't we should satirise. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wotfmet we should satirise. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wotfme . we should satirise. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wotfme. i'm we should satirise. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wotfme. i'm an) should satirise. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wotfme. i'm an american.|tirise. all smoke? yeah. yeah. but they wotfme. i'm an american. i rise. not me. i'm an american. i mean, it's it's none of my it's not my. it's none of my business, except my kids are the fact, this, during business, except my kids are the fact, really this, during business, except my kids are the fact, really timesiuring business, except my kids are the fact, really times andg these really bad times and israel has had a lot of problems basically it's been that basically it's been said that israelis are jews without a sense humour. sense of humour. >> who said that? i have said that. >> i have said that. i mean, that was that was relatively funny, but it's not that funny. but thank god the israelis are not funny . was that was that not funny. was that was that really harsh ? really harsh? >> reads like a three no on those shocking comments . those shocking comments. >> and do the >> let's move on and do the

independent the guardian are independent and the guardian are in for allegedly in trouble for allegedly printing in trouble for allegedly prirone, cannot believe for one, cannot believe it. cressida noel clarke cressida actor noel clarke claims he was cleared by police over sexual misconduct allegations. >> so apparently this man is in doctor who i'm rubbish with actors so i don't i'm not familiar with his work but the 47 year old is suing the guardian news and media over eight articles. so that's eight articles. not one mistake they've written about eight they've written about him. eight times. one from april 2021, which said that 20 women who knew mr clarke in a professional capacity fonnard with capacity had come fonnard with allegations of misconduct. and this since , as you know, this has since, as you know, he's not been found guilty. but the point is, it's too late. the damage is done. et cetera. et cetera. and i would argue cetera. and i would also argue that lot of damage for that it does a lot of damage for real sexual or it does a lot of damage for real sexual assault victims once get so victims because once you get so far into believe everyone far into this, believe everyone stuff , eventually going to stuff, eventually it's going to be isn't it? be believed. no. one, isn't it? because we we're hearing about it. well, what i like about this story, it made happy because story, it made me happy because finally is suing for finally somebody is suing for like money country like real money in this country

as a friend of mine, as a friend of mine, had had vat of of mine, had had a vat of boiling oil dumped on her feet. >> and it was like major damage to her feet. why was that? this was this was at the olympics in 2012. >> and is that an event now? >> and is that an event now? >> yeah, that big boiling. and she got £15,000. >> that's nothing for boiling. that's a yeah that's for boiling vat of oil. oil. wow >> boiling oil. so my point is thatis >> boiling oil. so my point is that is that number one is do they mention the people's name is did anybody in america they would have to post the names and the people whose names would be responsible for it. but if you've if you come up and said, i mean, the people complaining about him were there names? about him were there 15 names? oh, interesting . oh, interesting. >> i did for the guy. i >> i did feel for the guy. i watched video. he seemed watched the video. he seemed quite convincing me. quite convincing to me. he seemed with kind of seemed filled with a kind of righteous know, righteous anger when, you know, you're i was just you're in the right. i was just my i can't say how my take. i can't say how annoying innocent annoying if you were an innocent person to present as an person to have to present as an innocent must be i'm just

>> i mean, it must be i'm just thinking, i allowed say thinking, am i allowed to say that an that about an ongoing is this an ongoing case? >> i have no opinion on >> anyway, i have no opinion on it. but yeah, it is a shame when people and that's it. but yeah, it is a shame when peop career and that's it. but yeah, it is a shame when peop career done and that's it. but yeah, it is a shame when peop career done and thes it. but yeah, it is a shame when peop career done and the saw their career done now, as we saw with even though with kevin spacey, even though he it didn't he was exonerated, it didn't matter because career was done. >> you just said ongoing done. >> we're just said ongoing done. >> we're not. said ongoing done. >> we're not allowed going done. >> we're not allowed goiitalk case. we're not allowed to talk about cases. case. we're not allowed to talk abosomeone cases. case. we're not allowed to talk abosomeone casecase. >> someone is on case. >> someone is on case. >> squeeze >> someone is on case. >> squeeze in this one >> let's squeeze in this one then in the telegraph seeing then in the telegraph and seeing teenagers then in the telegraph and seeing tee adults them then in the telegraph and seeing teeadults them a then in the telegraph and seeing tee adults them a bottle of an adult to buy them a bottle of cider and log on to facebook while they're it. while they're at it. >> companies >> yeah. social media companies will like will check children's ages like shops alcohol. shops, check for alcohol. this is part of the online safety act. this michelle donelan , who act. this michelle donelan, who is the head of something to do with something . and the truth with something. and the truth is, is that is that the government just wants a police state. but the is so they state. but the fact is so they they want to watch kids but meanwhile what is happening with people promoting jihad everywhere you go ? so are they everywhere you go? so are they are they going to ban those people? no, they're not. >> well, they will if they're promoting terrorism, won't they ? promoting terrorism, won't they? >> that's no, they're not to going you know they will. no, no

. and look at nick's face. no, no, no, no . no, no, no. >> lewis right, sadly. but >> lewis is right, sadly. but and michelle and by the way, michelle donald is secretary. is the digital secretary. but you're right, the head of something. this we know something. and is this we know the safety bill is the online safety bill is dangerous it dangerous for free speech. is it necessary prevent things necessary to prevent things like self—harm for young self—harm and suicide for young people, is not for me to people, though, is not for me to say i'm not a parent. >> i think i think the parents like on an individual basis, should have some grasp of their kid. don't you ? i'm looking kid. why don't you? i'm looking at a parent here. i know. at a parent here. i don't know. yeah no control my kid. >> had any control over kid. >> oh, they monitor the age >> oh, do they monitor the age of kids? yeah of these kids? yeah >> they going do? >> how are they going to do? >> how are they going to do? >> suspicious. yes, there's >> i'm suspicious. yes, there's going additional going to be additional information id, information age verified id, but i'm suspicious that i'm a bit suspicious that they'll able fake it. they'll just be able to fake it. they'll. getting they'll. yeah we did. getting fake day. not fake id back in the day. not that did but that that i ever did that, but that is for part is pretty much it for part three. up in the three. but coming up in the final section on big babies elegance and sober

welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into it with the guardian. and can you ever be too old to live with your

parents? cressida probably . parents? cressida probably. >> italian woman wins court case to evict her two sons, aged four, 30 and 42. it's pretty impressive , isn't it? yeah. she impressive, isn't it? yeah. she had to evict them. they didn't want to go. but apparently this is not unique them. is is not unique to them. this is quite italy. yeah this quite common in italy. yeah this italian phrase, the bamboo chimney is boccioni . beautiful. chimney is boccioni. beautiful. ihave chimney is boccioni. beautiful. i have no idea. >> great. louis looks italian. i bet he could say it. >> i do. don't. i can act a good impression of louis. >> i didn't. impression of louis. >> i didn't . the italian. you >> i didn't. the italian. you did, louis. >> that makes italian for >> that makes easy italian for big babies. and apparently they refused to fly the nest. and these sons didn't contribute anything. the woman's 75. i mean, you'd think by then you're allowed . allowed. >> yeah, people do . 70% of them >> yeah, people do. 70% of them between 18 and 34 still live at home. so they were just pushing the boat out just slightly. they were pioneers. yeah, well, the problem is, that whole problem is, is that the whole country living with country is living at home with their and having any children. and. and they're suffering >> and. and they're suffering from demographic population collapse . and italy is going to

collapse. and italy is going to die. it's a fantastic country and it doesn't have enough people giving birth to children. >> they've got a reputation for being quite romantic , haven't being quite romantic, haven't they? quite. >> they do. which is. which is which is. is ironic the right word ? maybe. maybe that's just word? maybe. maybe that's just a cover for the fact that they're a bunch of sissy boys. >> you think they're just incels who have made a story of romance , but they're not even reproducing? well there was a great movie wertmuller's seven beauties. >> there was some of the people have seen seven beauties. >> if anyone was going to say, i would have sworn simon evans andrew doyle is the second guest. louis schaefer just guest. but louis schaefer just came out with that. >> that no >> do you know that movie? no no, it's a must see, but it's all this who pretends all about this guy who pretends that a real ladies man that he's like a real ladies man and. and he's. >> but he's a bimbo. and. and he's. >> but he's a bimbo . really? 75 >> but he's a bimbo. really? 75 year old mother. and there's another funny one where where the parent is actually were taken to court and the guy won. the guy said, i'm only earning ,20,000 as a part time musician. so mum for getting so he sued his mum for getting out the house. i don't know if

he or not, but do you think he won or not, but do you think he won or not, but do you think he suing her for the he should be suing her for the fact that she's a part fact that she's raised a part time musician? is that good time musician? is that a good point? although musician point? although i'm a musician myself, but myself, so i respect them. but the live, we the only way to live, as we all know, your brother in a know, is with your brother in a compound romania lot compound in romania with a lot of the of fast cars. it's the healthiest so let's do healthiest thing. so let's do the times with some breaking news the times with some breaking nev louis yeah, this cicero >> louis yeah, this is cicero cleared supreme court of cleared its supreme court of murdering five opponent 2086in 2086 year old case and this is in the times and this is one of the most poorly written articles. i mean, ijust both poorly. it's it it's because every time every time i read these things, i try to ask myself who was what, when, where, how and why. and if you can answer all those things, you understand the question. and this is i'm trying to find out. they had a this group classics for all had a much file of cicero . okay. what cicero did is cicero. okay. what cicero did is so complicated in this thing where this actual trial was held

, it wasn't held in a supreme court . it wasn't held in any court. it wasn't held in any supreme court. it doesn't say where it was held . okay. where it was held. okay. >> it's just a charity event, isn't it? it's entertainment , isn't it? it's entertainment, but it's an entertainment. >> you have to say this entertainment event was held in the guildford town hall. >> what the story says, i've not understood what you said. it's a 2086 year old case. it's older than some of the accusations against julius. than some of the accusations againstjulius. it's a than some of the accusations against julius. it's a very. could you make any more sense of this? could move on. this? because we could move on. well, understand that he's well, i understand that he's been cleared. >> so cicero has. yeah, that's good. >> that's good. what he's thinkpieces. it's good to read at but not so good on at home, but not so good on a live comedy and speaking of 63 bc, this is for 2024. >> the 2024 calendar regulations . can you see this? me on a bed can't get away from that. >> but finally, this this calendar or don't if i'm not allowed to say that, let's do the and an advert for the mail and an advert for flooring been accused flooring has been accused of perpetuating culture. i was perpetuating rape culture. i was floored question. floored by this question. floored floored. floored by this question. fl01billboardiloored. floored by this question. fl01billboard advert for flooring >> billboard advert for flooring firm with a woman next to

slogan. it's so easy to lay is removed after campaigners said it perpetuates the culture of rape . yeah. how well well, who, rape. yeah. how well well, who, what, when, where, how in essex. yeah. garage floors direct. yes >> lewis has turned into an investigative reporter . investigative reporter. >> fryston. give me the facts on the ground. who, what, when? >> well, the guys or girls at garage floors direct in manningtree essex put up an advert this . so it's a advert showing this. so it's a woman says in woman kneeling. it says here in a tiny dress high heels. a tiny dress and high heels. yeah, well, very confused, yeah, well, we're very confused, aren't we, this about yeah, well, we're very confused, amean, e, this about yeah, well, we're very confused, amean, is this about yeah, well, we're very confused, amean, is thatis about yeah, well, we're very confused, amean, is that a about yeah, well, we're very confused, amean, is that a tiny about yeah, well, we're very confused, amean, is that a tiny dress out yeah, well, we're very confused, amean, is that a tiny dress ?it i mean, is that a tiny dress? adverts on the tube there's a company called pretty little thing . where were the feminists thing. where were the feminists when they named that ? you thing. where were the feminists when they named that? you think it's like a prom dress? >> she was standing up. >> yeah. she was standing up. i mean. i mean, look. mean, mean. i mean, look. i mean, look, trouble look, they're in trouble for this. people have this. they're saying people have said some questions. said we have some questions. what's easy to lay the sexualised dress sexualised woman in a tiny dress or the floor? i mean, both. that's the point of the advert. yeah >> 9 work, yeah >> work, right ? yeah >> work, right? it's >> how ponds work, right? it's an an analogy. or it an it's an analogy. or is it a metaphor? one of those two. the truth truth is, is that

metaphor? one of those two. the trlthat truth is, is that metaphor? one of those two. the trlthat i'm truth is, is that metaphor? one of those two. the trlthat i'm old th is, is that metaphor? one of those two. the trlthat i'm old school. that metaphor? one of those two. the trlthat i'm old school. wet metaphor? one of those two. the trlthat i'm old school. we used . is that i'm old school. we used. i don't know. i don't i don't see i don't i don't see this as the right kind of advertising because women make the flooring decisions. so you should never do anything to upset at least the people who are going to buy your it's really bad . your product. it's really bad. >> no idea. you know, you shouldn't upset women . shouldn't upset women. >> that's you should know that he know. but he knows. he doesn't know. but i don't such filled don't because i'm such filled with hostility towards you. >> you, cressida . to >> towards you, cressida. to every woman. are horrible. they are. they are horrible. i think the photo was just it's a bit cheeky, but it's nothing like what's your calendar. what's in your calendar. >> that up. >> sorry to bring that up. >> sorry to bring that up. >> is that the >> and is that is that the r—word to say lay lay , lay. r—word to say lay lay, lay. okay. all right. >> well, i think it's nonsense. let's move on and do the mail and can elegance coaches save us from the degeneracy of modern culture? >> louis yeah , i'm an elegance >> louis yeah, i'm an elegance coach i blame celebrities coach and i blame celebrities for cool . for making sloppy fashion cool. but it can make the average person feel worse about themselves and here's some woman in a very dress , and she's in a very fancy dress, and she's her is anna bay . she's an

her name is anna bay. she's an elegance from sweden, but elegance coach from sweden, but she in london and spends she lives in london and spends half the time in geneva . yeah, half the time in geneva. yeah, so she would know because as a fancy fancy and fancy those are fancy places and she doesn't understand. she doesn't why people doesn't understand why people dress badly. but the fact is, people have been dressing badly for all time. when i was a kid. now i don't i'm not. so back in the day, they used to wear cut off jeans and don't you remember the past, lewis? >> you've watched those videos on on the internet. it's on the on the internet. it's london in the past. everyone's got bowler hat. they're all got a bowler hat. they're all thin, we thin, they're all beautiful. we had closer we've had elegance closer and we've lost i this woman. lost it. i like this woman. >> you i agree with that. >> you know, i agree with that. and i she's and i think i think she's technically right. so i used to live narrowboat and live on a narrowboat and sometimes do. sometimes i do. >> that's your trope. have this weird don't tell the people that it's for a reason. >> because gets in >> so because it gets cold in winter, although not if you like the but anyway, my mum the fire. but anyway, my mum bought wearable blanket. bought me a wearable blanket. it's incredibly it's amazing. it's incredibly warm. but if you catch sight of yourself in the mirror and you feel depressed immediately, i

look like someone that's given up if i ever went up on life. and if i ever went to shops in it, that would to the shops in it, that would just be awful. >> yeah, i would be upset if we were i would be were going out. i would be upset. you apologise upset. why don't you apologise for for telling for the people for telling them you in a boat you don't live in a boat anymore. boating you don't live in a boat anynthat's boating you don't live in a boat anynthat's your boating you don't live in a boat anynthat's your trope. ating you don't live in a boat anynthat's your trope. youg girl. that's your trope. you always don't always smart, don't you? >> that because i see >> or is that just because i see you know, on here, i look smart . you know, on here, i look smart. >> if people have seen. take >> if people have seen. i take pictures i bare pictures of myself. i got bare feet with my manky toes. >> we to end on >> tragically, we have to end on that. but thank you so much. we didn't get to sober raving, but basically it was awful. the show is let's have is basically over. let's have a quick at saturday's front quick look at saturday's front pages. mirror carnage pages. so the mirror has carnage looms is there? it is the telegraph, israel ground forces advance on gaza. the times iran hijacking uk protests at the guardian. no fuel, no power. no safe life on the streets of gaza. the i weekend has gaza blackout as israel launches onslaught . blackout as israel launches onslaught. and finally, the daily star has gone with the asda, which we discussed earlier. and those were your front pages. that is it for tonight's show. thanks to cressida and lewis . we're back

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expanding the ground operation runs overnight. israel bombard gaza city as reports come out of fighting inside the strip between the idf and hamas . mark between the idf and hamas. mark white is in tel aviv with the latest . latest. >> well, the israeli prime minister their spokesman, mark regev , said last night that regev, said last night that hamas would feel the wrath of israel , that israel is now israel, that israel is now beginning . it's payback nation,

beginning. it's payback nation, including