>> very good evening to you. i'm aaron armstrong. headlines now from the gb news room. israel claims to have killed dozens of militants in direct clashes with hamas in northern gaza . the hamas in northern gaza. the israeli military says the hamas fighters were killed leaving a tunnel near the erez crossing, which had linked gaza to israel before the conflict broke out. the idf says it's been massively bombarding gaza from the air to ensure the safety of ground forces and, in their words, eliminate terrorist infrastructure. the gaza health ministry says more than 8000 palestinians have now been killed . its spokesperson, daniel killed. its spokesperson, daniel hagan killed. its spokesperson, daniel hagari , once again urged hagari, once again urged residents to move south for their own safety. >> him over the last two weeks,

we have been calling on residents of the northern gaza strip and gaza city to relocate southward . southward. >> temporarily relocating southward is for their personal safety. we are today emphasising that this is an urgent call. among the hostages are foreign workers, not a small number of them for whom the process of identification and reaching families is complicated. for us it is taking us time to build up this picture . this picture. >> we . can >> we. can >> we. can >> meanwhile, the palestinian red crescent says israel has told them to immediately evacuate a key hospital in gaza . evacuate a key hospital in gaza. the aid agency says some 14,000 people have sought refuge there from israeli airstrikes in the al—quds hospital. in addition to 400 patients. they say raids took place within 50m of the facility earlier . israel has facility earlier. israel has accused hamas of locating command centres and other military infrastructure in gaza and hospitals, which the group denies . denies. >> i don't have the means to evacuate al—quds hospital . evacuate al—quds hospital. >> we have over 400 patients who are inside the hospital and many

of them are in the intensive care unit. >> evacuating them means killing them. that's why we refuse the evacuation order. we call on the international community to intervene immediately to stop humanity . korean catastrophic. humanity. korean catastrophic. there is unfolding . there is unfolding. >> it's unlikely any labour mps will be sacked due to their disagreements with the party's position on israel . that is position on israel. that is according to the shadow science secretary . peter kyle the secretary. peter kyle says the party's leadership will probably continue with continue engaging with frontbenchers their frontbenchers despite their disagreements with sir keir starmer . disagreements with sir keir starmer. he's disagreements with sir keir starmer . he's echoed the un's starmer. he's echoed the un's call for a humanitarian pause in cease fighting and for aid to be allowed into gaza. but many senior figures would like him to go further and back. a ceasefire . and matthew perry's family have said they're heartbroken following the tragic loss of their son at the age of 54. forget hypnosis is the way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men

or what my father calls thursday night , the hollywood actor star night, the hollywood actor star of the sitcom friends was found by police at his home in an apparent drowning , he became a apparent drowning, he became a household name as chandler bing, alongside his five central co—stars in the iconic 1990 show. in a statement, his family have said matthew brought so much joy to the world, both as an actor and a friend. they added, you all meant so much to him, appreciate the him, and we appreciate the tremendous outpouring of love. matthew perry had been open in the past about his struggles with painkillers and alcohol addiction . that's it for the addiction. that's it for the moment. headliners is on the way. next . way. next. >> hello and welcome to headliners. i'm josh howie. and joining me this blustery sunday evening to try and make sense of

the world and tomorrow's newspapers are two of the most insightful minds. still awake. >> cox and kerry moss. >> it's paul cox and kerry moss. kerry, your sister friended me on facebook. no >> is she? that's not weird, is it? >> no. that's normal, isn't it? >> no. that's normal, isn't it? >> yeah. the nudie . >> yeah. the nudie. >> yeah. the nudie. >> why did you find did you find that weird? >> why did you find did you find that �*was. ? >> i was. >> i was. >> i was. >> i thought was a how dare >> i thought it was a how dare she. dare know, kerry she. how dare you know, kerry sister? i do now very much . and sister? i do now very much. and look look at you. look at kerry. look at you. >> watched you on gb news >> she's watched you on gb news saw you come up on facebook and said hello making said hello and you're making a thing nice things about thing of very nice things about you. obviously nice you. she's obviously a very nice she's and she's very proud of you. and look wearing a typekit. look at you wearing a typekit. yes. will next, but yes. jacket will be next, but not studio. studio not the studio. the studio carries being this hot. do carries on being this hot. do you might sleeves you think you might get sleeves at some point? never. good for you. let's go and you. okay, well, let's go and look monday's front pages. look at monday's front pages. >> watching the >> the daily mail watching the fierce like we're fierce combat like we're spectators in a vast bloodied coliseum. the times un warning on gaza as desperation takes hold. the guardian un says civil war in gaza is starting to break down the telegraph. hamas blocks exit of foreign citizens daily

mail our best friend and the daily star with woof woof. >> and those are your front pages. >> and those are your front pages . right? let us begin with pages. right? let us begin with the times, paul yeah, un warning on gaza as desperation takes hold. >> so just to provide a little bit of context to this, there's a country called israel. yeah, we're not going to go that far back for the, for the context. but however, for, for two, this is the column starts, by the is how the column starts, by the way, million people inside way, for 2 million people inside gaza , the outside no gaza, the outside world no longer exist . and so what longer exist. and so what they're pointing out here is as phone and internet signals went, so all communication. and so did all communication. and therefore, we don't know what's going on in there. and they are unable communicate is unable to communicate out, is what times saying. but what the times are saying. but but lest we not forget and i feel like i need to remind people of this, that there was a ceasefire and there was a ceasefire and there was a ceasefire until the 7th of october. this is for the people who are calling for a ceasefire

before actually we the idf , the before actually we the idf, the israeli defence forces have actually even gone in yet properly. so i wanted to provide that context because there is a great deal of desperation, i imagine, with inside gaza now and it shouldn't come as a shock . it is something that i mean, let's not let's not forget that when hamas committed this terrorist attack three weeks ago, they broke the ceasefire. however israel could have flattened gaza within 24 hours had they chosen to. they have the military might to do so. they haven't done. they've allowed for three weeks. and they've said to everybody to get out. which is why people out. yeah. which is why people call for a genocide . genocides call for a genocide. genocides don't normally come with advance warning of we're about to commit genocide. this is not genocide. massive increase to war, massive increases in population over time as well. but i mean, kerry , time as well. but i mean, kerry, genocide is about intention. >> yeah . the intention to >> yeah. the intention to completely destroy an entire culture would be a genocide . culture would be a genocide. >> what's going on is horrifying andits >> what's going on is horrifying and it's and sure, the people in

gaza are desperate. they're without water and gas supplies. >> but there is water and gas in gaza. we know that there have been lots of aerial photos of it and we know there's loads of gas because there's rockets which require fire being require gas. the fire being fired into israel. but unfortunately , shaun bailey unfortunately, shaun bailey hamas are not going to share them out. the leaders of hamas are their five star are right now in their five star hotels qatar. hotels in qatar. >> this was so stupid. >> yeah, this was so stupid. >> yeah, this was so stupid. >> don't like netanyahu >> like, i don't like netanyahu at all. i don't approve him . but at all. i don't approve him. but if he was in a five star hotel in caribbean country right in some caribbean country right now, i would hate him now, i would absolutely hate him with a vengeance, i think. how can a coward to be can you be such a coward to be in a luxury accommodation whilst you're ordering other people to and putting them such and putting them in such incredible danger? >> he's probably not in a tent, to fair. to be fair. >> well, he'll be in israel. he'll he'll be in he'll be in israel. he'll be in israel the fighting israel where the fighting is going where it comes going on. and where if it comes if through , it's going if it comes through, it's going to the leadership to be affected. the leadership has never cared about the citizens arguably, whole citizens and arguably, the whole point is we're going point of this is, is we're going to get to a story in a second where it just shows contempt where it just shows the contempt that they have for ordinary

palestinians. >> so people are out there >> so when people are out there marching, it's marching, supporting hamas, it's like i'm palestinian. want like i'm palestinian. i want them be free of hamas. them to be free of hamas. >> absolutely. sure. i'm >> absolutely. i'm sure. i'm sure muslims sure lots of moderate muslims get we're seeing is get this. what we're seeing is the and i want the angry side. and what i want to to muslims, if you know, to say to muslims, if you know, it's my position to say to anyone, anything but hamas it's my position to say to anyonyou, ything but hamas it's my position to say to anyonyou, ythinghatesmt hamas it's my position to say to anyonyou, ythinghates you, amas hates you, hate, hates you, hates, hates, hates muslims, hates, hates, hates muslims, hates pal palestinians, all of it. they would not be a death cult. they're a death cult. they would not be putting ordinary people in this horrifying, terrifying danger from start to finish. they did this to do finish. and they did this to do that. >> resources. that. >> it'sources. that. >> it's crazy. . also that. >> it's crazy.. also the >> it's crazy. and also the money, billions that they've money, the billions that they've kept themselves kept for themselves over the years could have gone to years that could have gone to the palestinian people very quickly. there's another story here has here on the times conflict has accelerated. to accelerated. terror threat to britain. now, that is obviously a lot more scale , mary, for us a lot more scale, mary, for us here in the uk , it brings the here in the uk, it brings the war closer to home. now, i'm not suggesting that we have war in the uk london, but yesterday the uk or london, but yesterday afternoon when i to pop out afternoon when i had to pop out of the battle of ideas to get myself a new charger, i did skirt around the protest .

myself a new charger, i did skirt around the protest. i walked through it and i deliberately skirted around. i didn't. i didn't have to, but i deliberately did . and there deliberately did. and there i heard people calling for jihad deliberately did. and there i heard people calling forjihad . heard people calling for jihad. and i know that it's been argued in the left wing press all week that jihad in the left wing press all week thatjihad has a number of meanings. but let tell you, meanings. but let me tell you, the they were chanting it, the way they were chanting it, it one meaning. they weren't it had one meaning. they weren't talking spiritual talking about a spiritual struggle talking about a spiritual strlthere was no cuddles involved. >> all right. well, let's go to the telegraph. kerry, we're going telegraph. going to telegraph. >> this . oh, yeah, the >> let's do this. oh, yeah, the telegraph is this story of israel . war accelerates risk of israel. war accelerates risk of uk terrorism , which i just want uk terrorism, which i just want to add something to that is, you know increases the know what really increases the risk terrorism terrorists risk of terrorism is terrorists who seem to mention who don't seem to get to mention that, but having a that, you know, but having a hamas office in the uk increases the risk of terrorism. >> having sort pay for >> having iran sort of pay for these for all of these marches that it's found out the times found that they're behind. found out that they're behind. >> of >> of course, the people, of course, anyway. >> the story here is hamas. >> hamas has blocked it. yeah it's exits it's blocked the exits of foreign citizens, but it's really blocking the exits of lots because we've

lots of citizens because we've seen aerial footage seen once again, aerial footage of stop of lorries being used to stop people being to escape and people being able to escape and blowing escape routes. blowing up the escape routes. anyway, this, this, this using people human shields is not people as human shields is not something that israel says that's been disclosed. it's been proven through war after war. and the same with the taliban. and the same with the taliban. and so on. and isis used the same method . same method. >> this is under the hospital . >> this is under the hospital. israel is trying to say, look, please get out because they have to go and deal with the leadership and they've deliberate, chosen hospital to deliberate, chosen a hospital to go so have go there. but yes, so we have humza yousafs , the snp leader , humza yousafs, the snp leader, his i believe his mother in law is his wife's parents are in gaza. they were paying a visit to family members and became trapped as a result. it's unclear to me why they are still trapped because there have been because hamas won't literally won't let them go. so i was being facetious . i see. so being facetious. i see. so however so it's clearly hamas is stopping them . okay. it's clear. stopping them. okay. it's clear. so he needs to aim any of his anxiety at hamas . of course,

anxiety at hamas. of course, he's in a position of power . he's in a position of power. there's not a great deal he can do. but one thing he can do is voice the victory all in the right direction . and so far, right direction. and so far, i've not seen that absolutely . i've not seen that absolutely. and others. let's and from so many others. let's go to a very sad story in the mirror pool. our best mirror pool. yeah, our best friend and of course, in the mirror here, this is the world of showbiz last night paid tribute to matthew perry, who was found dead in his hot tub at his home. and it's very sad. it's just genuinely very sad. now, this is the man who had his troubles . uh, my understanding troubles. uh, my understanding from reading the stories, just conjecture is the drugs weren't involved. there was none found on him in him. and it's just on him or in him. and it's just he's just met a very sad and tragic ending. the chandler to me . me. >> but he did have mental health issues >> but he did have mental health issthe have lots >> but he did have mental health isst he have lots of >> but he did have mental health issthe have lots of mental >> he did have lots of mental health issues. i just don't health issues. so i just don't want speculate at the of want to speculate at the end of the day, because is a guy the day, because this is a guy actually character actually the character of chandler someone that really chandler is someone that really inspired a young guy inspired me as a as a young guy looking, looking to get into comedy. of course, he wasn't a stand up comedian , but it was

stand up comedian, but it was very much a self—deprecating character lots of flaws character who had lots of flaws and wasn't afraid. i mean, i don't think we can underestimate the impact of friends on popular culture and me. >> i mean, i never watched it, and that's quite an impact. you think of all the free time i had to do other things. >> have you really never watched? >> have you really never watchecseen i've seen odd of >> i've seen i've seen odd of programmes someone's >> i've seen i've seen odd of progra because someone's >> i've seen i've seen odd of progra because you someone's >> i've seen i've seen odd of progra because you actuallyeone's house because you actually had friends. really friends. i actually don't really care sitcoms much. care about sitcoms very much. i rarely any one of them. rarely watch any one of them. so i mean, was brilliantly i mean, it was so brilliantly one best ones. i don't one of the best ones. i don't watch them well, it was so i don't think that people really appreciate it because when something that something becomes that mainstream, something becomes that mainstreiyou sort of be a idea like you can sort of be a bit snide about it. >> mrs. brown's boys >> like mrs. brown's boys or whatever. something whatever. but this was something that tightness of that genuinely had tightness of writing married to perfect writing and married to perfect comedy performance. >> but i hear it was all racist and sexist. they actually, sadly, because because some people have decided to tie it with that because they with that brush because they haven't context. haven't taken it in context. >> meant >> it's actually meant a generation of kids out there at the moment haven't seen it and urged them to see it. well i think actually it became massively popular again it

massively popular again when it started streaming. and so i think refound. anyway, think it was refound. anyway, finally, carrie, finally, let's finish, carrie, with the daily the daily star, with the daily the daily star, with star type story with the daily star type story with the daily star type story with woof, woof says the headline. >> and this is the rover knows when you'll get home because dogs apparently can smell the time. there is some joke about watch dogs . it's crying to be watch dogs. it's crying to be happened here. but if the daily star didn't didn't throw watchdog in there somewhere, then someone should be fired. apparently i don't i haven't seen the story here, but i imagine the dogs know when it's dinner time. i think all animals know it's dinner time because it's always dinner time. >> isn't related to them >> isn't it related to them being hungry? >> you don't think they do have some sort extra sensorial? >> you don't think they do have sonwell,t extra sensorial? >> you don't think they do have sonwell, there'sra sensorial? >> you don't think they do have sonwell, there's a sensorial? >> you don't think they do have sonwell, there's a picture al? >> you don't think they do have sonwell, there's a picture of >> well, there's a picture of a dog i'm sure the dog dog saying and i'm sure the dog actually this, make it actually said this, i make it time treat i speak time for a treat because i speak very posh. >> make good time for >> don't they make good time for a treat? it's in quotes, isn't it? must a quote. it? so it must be a real quote. this i mean, the star have this i mean, this the star have probably across it. probably stumbled across it. there's actually quite a famous or scientist the or infamous scientist by the name sheldrake he name of rupert sheldrake and he is studied telepathy is someone who studied telepathy . why he's not he . and this is why he's not he may be infamous and he used he

used pets to do that used dogs and pets to do that study , repeatable tests prove study, repeatable tests to prove that they could tell when their owners were on their home, owners were on their way home, even if wasn't at a time they even if it wasn't at a time they normally so what normally would. so perhaps what do this time? do you do with this time? >> by a dog ? ah, you >> anything by a dog? ah, you know, we have watches, know, >> anything by a dog? ah, you know, gothave watches, know, >> anything by a dog? ah, you know, got clocks. |tches, know, we've got clocks. >> cat. if asked nelson >> all my cat. if asked nelson what he's not once answered. >> well, thank you so much, paul >> well, thank you so much, paul, for your little insight through google. that's front through google. that's the front pageis through google. that's the front page is all covered with our intellectual fluids . intellectual fluids. >> a few messages from our sponsors up, sponsors now, but coming up, we've labour rebellion in we've got labour rebellion in the private health care the price of private health care and the mysterious case of nicholas deleted messages. see you

regulation in earlier on gb news radio . radio. >> welcome back to headlines. >> welcome back to headlines. >> i'm josh howie blessed with the company of paul cox and kerry marks kerry sister call me right monday's news first and paul seems like his got a backbone after all. it appears that way at the moment. it'd be interesting to see what happens. keir starmer faces a growing revolt over his israel policy from shadow ministers after accepting he is unable to fire rebel frontbenchers. this comes amidst out the fact that he is when they call for a ceasefire in gaza, he seeks. he's saying , in gaza, he seeks. he's saying, you know, he's essentially saying we don't think there should be a ceasefire on the back of, you know, israel have have the right retaliate to a have the right to retaliate to a terror attack because they're a sovereign country. now, i think keir starmer is in a bit of a

bind here. and reason i do bind here. and the reason i do is obviously labour , is because obviously labour, much lot of other much like a lot of other political labour political parties, but labour in particular broad particular is a very broad church starmer church and keir starmer has tried things to all tried to be all things to all men up until now. let's not forget that a couple of forget that only a couple of women they are. if women he knows what they are. if he doesn't know what they are, he doesn't know what they are, he knows what 99% of them are or something, something ridiculous he knows what 99% of them are or somthatg, something ridiculous he knows what 99% of them are or somthatg, somettupj ridiculous he knows what 99% of them are or somthat. g, somettup keir:ulous like that. however up keir starmer is trying to be all things to all men, the things to all men, to the outside, family is outside, but his family is laboun outside, but his family is labour. family is a very broad church people church and there are people within broad mosque is within there a broad mosque is are trying to say, is that are we trying to say, is that what you're to say? paul what you're trying to say? paul yeah, this particular yeah, well, in this particular case, absolutely is what i'm trying he finds trying to say. josh and he finds himself bind because this himself in a bind because this war is not going anywhere, sadly. going to have sadly. and he is going to have to by his guns and to either stand by his guns and if he does, be impressed. if he does, i'll be impressed. but let's not that but let's not forget that this is man were quite is the man that were quite happily jeremy in happily seeing jeremy corbyn in power a matter of years power only a matter of years ago. don't know ago. well, we don't know how happy but. well happy he was about it, but. well he enough campaign he was happy enough to campaign for that makes for him. and to me that makes him relatively happy because you can. you can take stand, can't can. you can take a stand, can't you? yeah. i mean, you can take a stand. there's an argument here he obviously the risk

here that he obviously the risk for as say for labour is losing, as you say , muslim and think i'm , muslim votes. and i think i'm not speaking out of turn to say that the majority of muslims are very much against it. this well, i'm but the i'm against this war, but the idea certainly wanting idea but certainly wanting a ceasefire which is essentially meaning give to meaning to give hamas time to regroup. point is, do regroup. but the point is, do you think that kerry , that he you think that kerry, that he that keir starmer would actually alienate if he alienate more people if he seemingly gave in to that constituency? >> i think right now he should be sticking to facts. and what he said, of course, so much upset is that israel has the right withhold power and right to withhold power and suppues right to withhold power and supplies right now, which which it does. and i've been reading up war because up a lot on rules of war because they're fascinating this week anyway. it's amazing that anyway. and it's amazing that the countries got together and made rules of war, but actually they have a tremendous allowance in them israel will be in them and israel will be having sitting to having lawyers sitting next to every it's sent off every bomb before it's sent off to check that everything is legal they're to check that everything is legal is they're to check that everything is legal is legal they're to check that everything is legal is legal right they're to check that everything is legal is legal right now. y're to check that everything is legal is legal right now. they doing is legal right now. they know laws are. the know what the laws are. the problem this. problem is problem is this. the problem is if like the laws, then if you don't like the laws, then you change law . and you need to change the law. and that universally you can't that means universally you can't say israel is not allowed to do

this israel is not allowed to this or israel is not allowed to do that. if you don't like the laws war, can say tap tap laws of war, you can say tap tap bombs. they give people bombs. they don't give people enough the tap enough time to get the tap bombs, house or the bombs, hit the house or the building bomb building saying there's a bomb coming. three coming. you only get about three minutes out. it's not minutes to get out. it's not enough. uke minutes to get out. it's not enough. like it. to the enough. don't like it. go to the un say, let's change the un and say, let's change the law. now have law. all countries now have to have at least thousands of missiles going their missiles going into their country they retaliate. missiles going into their counihave they retaliate. missiles going into their count have th(tap ztaliate. missiles going into their counihave th(tap tap ate. missiles going into their counihave th(tap tap bombs, they have to use tap tap bombs, which the whole of which ruins the whole point of a bomb it's supposed to be bomb because it's supposed to be an element surprise. you have an element of surprise. you have to people warnings get to give people warnings to get out. aren't out. other countries aren't doing so, so doing this. yeah, so, so, so good. change it. change the rules. but getting rules. absolutely. but getting back story very quickly, rules. absolutely. but getting bacisomewhatwry very quickly, rules. absolutely. but getting bacisomewhat seems quickly, rules. absolutely. but getting bacisomewhat seems quiciof this somewhat seems a bit of a free speech issue because you have frontbenchers, have 11 of his frontbenchers, essential disagreeing him. essential disagreeing with him. >> had a pretty tight hold >> he's had a pretty tight hold on the labour party now and the question is, is he to going bend to their will or not or let them speak up for themselves, test him hard. >> this is going to really put him into a position? >> well, obviously for ofcom reasons, what i care reasons, i can't say what i care anyway. guardian next and kerry who is paying for private health

care , soaring private health care, soaring private health care, soaring private health care use, piling pressure on nhs gps. >> so this is the gps complaining which gps seem to complaining which gps seem to complain a lot, by the way, at the moment i hear, you know, do. >> any work. >> any work. >> i know they work hard. they get paid a lot of money, don't they? they do pretty well. i mean, but well, they get potentially. potentially. potentially. yeah, potentially. there's of money there's a decent amount of money in a lot of work. and in it. it's a lot of work. and what's happening is there's a surge using private surge in people using private health private surge in people using private health care private surge in people using private health care is private surge in people using private health care is send private surge in people using private health care is send send|te surge in people using private health care is send send back messages to the doctors saying this a blood test, this person needs a blood test, only of care. and so only this kind of care. and so on. the doctors are getting on. and the doctors are getting upset because some upset about it because some of the they the things are areas that they wouldn't have agreed with. but as they these as soon as they get these messages, private messages, messages from private health they have to health care, they then have to do about so in a do something about it. so in a sense, there's no standards on the private health care to say that obviously the private health care, they want to make money. so they're going to tend to say , yeah, there is a problem to say, yeah, there is a problem here and we'll look into it and we run all these barrages. paul it we have here

it sounds like what we have here is a meeting of the sort of us health system meeting health care system meeting the uk where is uk system where the us is incensed, devised to spend as much possible. much money as possible. >> is >> of course, what is interesting, i looked interesting, the way i looked at this was that don't this story was that you don't have to be a mathematical genius to that if the nhs are to realise that if the nhs are doing this work which doing this work twice, which they appear to because 860 they appear to be because 860 gps are sorry, would just like gps are sorry, i would just like to i feel like article to say i feel like this article is not even doing is that they're not even doing it . well, the it once. well, that's the problem the point. if problem and that's the point. if they if they're complaining that they're double they're having to double their efforts, that means efforts, then surely that means they can get once. and they can get it right once. and we've up until this point, we've heard up until this point, they've that. they've been unable to do that. so they're they're so they're saying they're telling spending so telling us now we're spending so much time double checking these people that have gone private that, you know, fair point. if you've got that time to do that, then surely you've got that time to see those people on the nhs in first place. once they in the first place. once they don't that and we don't clearly have that and we need fix well, i just need to fix that. well, i just want say, because know you want to say, because i know you have say, carrie, but have more to say, carrie, but there's quoted there's some doctors quoted here. and she said, oh, when here. gp and she said, oh, when we find problem is when we we find the problem is when we find their health we

find out their health issues, we can't like it was can't unknow them like it was their fault for being sick in their fault for being sick in the first place. >> yeah, but then to be fair, what is saying, i read that what she is saying, i read that piece saying piece and she's saying that sometimes something's coming back said back that she wouldn't have said in the first place. what she means she wouldn't have felt means is she wouldn't have felt it particular it necessary to run a particular group tests someone group of tests on someone and the because they'll the private care because they'll humour because makes humour anything because it makes money and because money is funny. so so they'll agree to it and then they'll run all these tests and then it goes back to the doctors. what it should be is if it goes to the private sector, if it goes to private health, it becomes entirely health, then it becomes entirely the response the private health response ability. blood the private health response abilitrun blood the private health response abilitrun or blood the private health response abilitrun or other blood the private health response abilitrun or other things d the private health response abilitrun or other things and tests run or other things and they they now finish the job, tests run or other things and thejithey now finish the job, tests run or other things and thejit through finish the job, tests run or other things and thejit through till sh the job, tests run or other things and thejit through till the.he job, tests run or other things and thejit through till the end. b, see it through till the end. >> let's at >> fair enough. let's look at monday's independent and it monday's independent now and it seems know seems like the police know precisely a woman when precisely what a woman is when it not protecting them. it comes to not protecting them. well, police well, the scandal of police failure protectvulnerable women. >> labour vows to crack down >> so labour vows to crack down on police failures to keep women safe as campaign donors warn lives are being put at risk and they're being put at risk because hundreds and thousands of domestic abuse victims are

being failed because the emergency orders and such like are not being put in place , are are not being put in place, are not being adhered to by the police simply because they don't have the capacity to do so, because the reality is that there is more crime than there is people to deal with crime. so what you have to do, we saw that on saturday. well, absolutely inevitably, what that means is you prioritise . okay, we you have to prioritise. okay, we all this. so some crimes all know this. so some crimes are others. but are less than others. but unfortunately , the for unfortunately, the optics for the police aren't very on the police aren't very good on this we keep seeing this because what we keep seeing and its this because what we keep seeing and it's not ubiquitous and i know it's not ubiquitous across police officers and across all police officers and all forces, but the all police forces, but the optics have always been or have been recent years that , you been in recent years that, you know, dancing the macarena and arresting calling arresting people for calling them lesbian nanas or misgendering somebody. that's the optics. what they need to get down to is some solid policing. and if we can't prioritise this stuff and get this stuff right, then we are done for . i this stuff right, then we are done for. i mean, yes , but i done for. i mean, yes, but i would also say, kerry, they have the rules there, as you say , the rules there, as you say, they're not implementing them,

not implementing them very much at all, actually. >> i mean, according to the government figures, there's only 10,489 domestic violence protection orders applied for in 2022, of which and that was despite 1.7 million women experiencing domestic abuse . experiencing domestic abuse. believe that, too. >> and i think a woman is killed through domestic abuse. every three days or two days or something like that. i mean, it's number. it's insane number. >> i don't fully understand it. >> i don't fully understand it. >> i don't fully understand it. >> i mean, if it was i'd >> i mean, if it was me, i'd just be giving out protection orders. all over that. >> somebody. know >> i know somebody. i know somebody accused somebody who was accused by their of domestic their wife, who's of domestic and it wasn't at all. >> and he's been found innocent. >> and he's been found innocent. >> if that been an >> and if that had been an order, of course. but that's why you not saying that you need i'm not saying that that's not all. >> i'm just saying that these are about restraining orders, though. can't though. and if you can't implement restraining implement the restraining orders correctly, you really do increase that increase the probability of that person to be attacked. increase the probability of that pers i 1 to be attacked. increase the probability of that persi think to be attacked. increase the probability of that persi think you to be attacked. increase the probability of that persi think you don't attacked. increase the probability of that persi think you don't geticked. increase the probability of that persi think you don't get to 5d. increase the probability of that persi think you don't get to a. and i think you don't get to a restraining order phase unless there's evidence someone's restraining order phase unless there�*attacked. dence someone's been attacked. >> you believe and >> you believe women first and then into it and all then you look into it and all these need be these things need to be investigated, course. the investigated, of course. but the first is someone's in

first thing is someone's in dangen first thing is someone's in danger. you help them. >> with that. >> no, i agree with that. >> no, i agree with that. >> it's interesting, >> and also, it's interesting, at end of article, they at the end of the article, they actually give a dedicated actually also give a dedicated men's well. actually also give a dedicated me do well. actually also give a dedicated me do they well. actually also give a dedicated me do they really? well. >> do they really? >> do they really? >> because that is that is >> yes, because that is that is also an issue. sticking with the independent. also an issue. sticking with the indepecarry.. also an issue. sticking with the indepe carry the of hiding carry the identity of a hairdresser. >> knows. >> no one knows. >> no one knows. >> rubbish haircut >> he's got a rubbish haircut right. knew what you were saying. >> okay. five, 5—5. i just ignored it. yeah, i'm just. i'm just jealous has hair. just jealous that she has hair. >> . nicola sturgeon's >> yes. nicola sturgeon's whatsapp messages. so this is the covid inquiry. there's actually, i think there's two covid inquiries going on at the moment, there? this moment, isn't there? and this one is asking to see the whatsapp messages which have all gone missing . and of course gone missing. and of course nicola sturgeon and yusef are all saying that they've both saying that they've they're insisting they've been insisting that they've been cooperating they've they've cooperating and they've they've written pages or written out ten pages of this or ten pages that. but i think ten pages of that. but i think when use whatsapp, it's when we all use whatsapp, it's we're used to the idea of it being something between friends. but government's talking but this is government's talking about and it's about policy and so on. and it's very odd, i think, in very it's odd, i think, in a suspicious way because somebody knows who deleted all those

messages and presumably more than one in order to do so. yeah it's obviously it's more than one person. >> so yeah especially if it's a group message. >> don't exactly what it >> we don't know exactly what it is she deleted them. is because she deleted them. nicola things, is because she deleted them. nic(she's things, is because she deleted them. nic(she's not things, is because she deleted them. nic(she's not stupid things, is because she deleted them. nic(she's not stupid despitelgs, but she's not stupid despite what of people have said, what a lot of people have said, including past. including myself in the past. because did see those because if we did see those messages, we'd understand what she her cabinet really she and her cabinet really thought. have thought. and it would have undermined single one of undermined every single one of her policies throughout covid. i mean, a standard policy was to look johnson was look at what boris johnson was doing and then either do the opposite or double down on opposite thing or double down on it, depending way the it, depending on which way the political were blowing. political winds were blowing. so there to me . she there is no surprise to me. she is or worse than boris is no better or worse than boris or the tories . they did exactly or the tories. they did exactly the same thing. they knew what reality was. they knew they didn't need to do the things that did, but they just that it did, but they just played political games. i do like statement she like a statement here where she says spokesperson said, says or her spokesperson said, nicola to provide nicola will continue to provide all the information requested by the that the inquiry that she holds that she holds now, still , is this a she holds now, still, is this a case carry of them going, you

know what, because they've broken their own rules here, they were not allowed be they were not allowed to be deleting data. they've done deleting that data. they've done it. easier it. but is it that is it easier to delete it and face a consequence that than consequence for that than actually release that information? we know what in it. >> we don't know what was in it. so yes, probably. but the governments are always going on about and about accountability. and then when the crunch, when it comes to the crunch, we don't that. the snp, when it comes to the crunch, we don't than that. the snp, when it comes to the crunch, we don't than most|at. the snp, when it comes to the crunch, we don't than most in. the snp, when it comes to the crunch, we don't than most in terms e snp, when it comes to the crunch, we don't than most in terms ofinp, more than most in terms of hypocnsy more than most in terms of hypocrisy anyway . hypocrisy anyway. >> i mean that's what people how many inquiries have been worthwhile but even the worthwhile leveson but even the outcome of leveson but also what what will this even show there also looking also the other inquiries looking into scottish patients that into the scottish patients that were from hospitals and were taken from hospitals and putting care homes and not isolated and so on. >> but what we're also going to find damage that find out is the damage that isolation did to people as well. we've said our we've we've said all our lives, we've heard for old heard the worst thing for old people isolation. so you people is isolation. so you know, other complaint know, that's the other complaint we're of we're hearing. the other side of the scale. we're hearing. the other side of the indeed. moving the mail >> indeed. moving on to the mail and what has got the tories so scared, paul starmer's plan to ban mps second jobs is recipe for hiking their taxpayer funded salaries and driving expertise

out of westminster. tories say . out of westminster. tories say. now of course right. keir starmer has said this for years. a lot of the labour party have said this for years actually, and i understand the logic. i understand the rationale behind removing the opportunity for second mps . but in second jobs for mps. but in theory that that works. but in practise you want a you do want a broad church of experience and you need people to continue doing certain things. so if we were to remove that, if we remove that entirely and all they are doing is their mp work, which sounds wonderful . and by which sounds wonderful. and by the way, they're getting six the way, they're getting a six grand, i'm not adverse to grand, but i'm not adverse to them getting more because the complaint the complaint is here that the taxpayers to have to taxpayers are going to have to pay taxpayers are going to have to pay i'm averse to pay for it. i'm not averse to them getting more whatever it's a job whether we agree on a tough job whether we agree on it basis. it it or not on a daily basis. it is a tough however, is a tough job. but however, what worse me is what is worse for me is careerist and there are 300 careerist mps and there are 300 of them their only job or of them that their only job or their only aim in life is to be an mp a worry me, yeah. an mp as a worry for me, yeah. >> okay. >> okay. >> yeah. also means >> yeah. yeah. and it also means that way i think career mps that in a way i think career mps are good i think

are a very good thing. i think they should be taken very seriously, but at same time they should be taken very serindoly, but at same time they should be taken very serindoly, but with same time they should be taken very serindoly, but with people time they should be taken very serindoly, but with people who you do end up with people who are in westminster and are immersed in westminster and don't have jobs or world don't have jobs or a world outside which the same outside them, which is the same reason priests reason i think priests should have they're have to have sex if they're advising people how do advising people on it. how do you not know what's going on in the around do love the public around you? i do love the public around you? i do love the here. the plan to the wording here. the plan to ban mps second jobs recipe ban mps second jobs is recipe for taxpayer. sorry for hiking the taxpayer. sorry the taxpayer salaries and the taxpayer funded salaries and driving expertise the driving expertise out the westminster say so. it's westminster tories say so. it's not it's not like someone's saying this. this is this is some some well, actually in the article, you know it's sir jacob rees—mogg, i believe he have a second job. >> he does have a very prominent is that it's kind of here. oh hey it's still it's still very passive isn't it? >> because this sentence is a bit like if you said i'm not allowed another job as well as doing gb news. well that's unfortunately drive unfortunately going to drive my wages know, rather unfortunately going to drive my wages than know, rather unfortunately going to drive my wages than saying,~, rather unfortunately going to drive my wages than saying, no,ther unfortunately going to drive my wages than saying, no, iler unfortunately going to drive my wages than saying, no, i want rather than saying, no, i want more then enough. more pay, then fair enough. >> done for it >> well, well done for making it halfway. regular halfway. but regular viewers will save some of will know that we save some of the best stuff for last come back omni surveillance, back for omni surveillance, sugar blockers. back for omni surveillance,

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>> i think there's bottom up and there's top down. yeah earlier on gb news radio . welcome back on gb news radio. welcome back to headliners. >> let's get straight into this guardian story and i'm not sure we can ever have too many cameras. >> can we carry . >> can we carry. >> can we carry. >> we're heading into that was so seedy. >> what happened to you? it was a joke about loving the camera. yeah, well, i hope so, because it sounded like. were you coming on to me, though? think you on to me, though? i think you were. yeah. >> because, you know what? you

remind me of substitute remind me of my substitute teachergoing tell my sister >> i'm going to tell my sister to stop watching this. if you're going behave that. so going to behave like that. so this britain is an omni this is the britain is an omni surveillance society, a watchdog warns fraser sampson, who was the or he's just finishing off his in the biometrics and surveillance commission and he said there isn't much not watched by somebody me. and then he winked ominously . he doesn't he winked ominously. he doesn't say that i've added that like we are watching you. and he's warning that we're becoming such a surveillance society . of a surveillance society. of course it's been going on for years. there was all the databases that started under tony blair where the police were keeping fingerprints. and so on of people who hadn't been charged for anything. and if you remember blair, blair, remember tony blair, blair, blair, the blair, blair, atholl was at the time an and the police are now keeping photographs of keeping custody photographs of people not been charged people who have not been charged for crime. so there's around, for a crime. so there's around, yeah, 3 million i don't know whether they've made that exact count because in case, count because in that case, someone exactly what's count because in that case, some(on. exactly what's count because in that case, some(on. they exactly what's count because in that case, some(on. they were :tly what's count because in that case, some(on. they were challenged going on. they were challenged in the high judge in 2012, the high courtjudge now what he's saying here is

they retained on a database. they've been retained on a database, and the police have said that does not have the bulk delete capacity capability . so delete capacity capability. so i'm gonna run it through again. the police said it does not have they do have the bulk delete they do not have the bulk delete capability and then fraser sampson well that can't sampson replied, well that can't possibly a because possibly be a defence because you built it, which i think is a right. i don't know. the guy's a mike drop, isn't it? did mike drop, isn't it? he did pretty that one. pretty well with that one. >> do select all this? >> well, you know what they >> well, do you know what they definitely because if you definitely can because if you can build it, you can destroy it can't you? no two ways can build it, you can destroy it can't jit. ? no two ways can build it, you can destroy it can't jit. they no two ways can build it, you can destroy it can't jit. they could) two ways can build it, you can destroy it can't jit. they could delete iays can build it, you can destroy it can't jit. they could delete this about it. they could delete this data. the they don't data. the reason they don't delete data because delete this data is because it's very valuable for control and control big government. okay control and big government. okay louis is what this is louis is what this tour is all about. louis is what this tour is all aboso ghost louis has >> so the ghost of louis has ends with you. >> it's not ghost. i've been >> it's not a ghost. i've been with all weekend. with him all weekend. he's essence within that . essence is within me. but that. sorry, sorry. mean, this is sorry, sorry. i mean, this is definitely horrible. >> yeah, well , i'll tell you something. >> if you call echr on that, do we air? yeah. okay. but we have air? yeah. okay. but what i want to say here is i'm surprised this is in the guardian, because for me, this

is big government. is them exposing big government. and i'd imagine big governments, one pillars one of their sort of pillars of truth because you're looking at truth, because you're looking at me puzzled at this could me puzzled at this to say, could you believe that? but i mean you not believe that? but i mean , at the end of the day, that's what the guardian are all about for sort of a for me. they're sort of a marxist nation. this marxist organised nation. this is government. the is big, big government. this the more control more the more you can control someone, the more you can see someone, the easier it is to govern them. and i'm a sort of a lukewarm libertarian , but i'd lukewarm libertarian, but i'd like less of this sort of thing. >> though, with al, >> it's also, though, with al, it efficient. at the it will become efficient. at the moment it's not. terrible. moment it's not. it's terrible. that's his argument. moment it's not. it's terrible. thafirst his argument. moment it's not. it's terrible. thafirst all, his argument. moment it's not. it's terrible. thafirst all, he'sis argument. moment it's not. it's terrible. tha first all, he's leaving|ent. >> first of all, he's leaving his they always do it when his job. they always do it when they're leaving job. never his job. they always do it when theitre leaving job. never his job. they always do it when theitre leaithey job. never his job. they always do it when theitre leaithey can ob. never his job. they always do it when theitre leaithey can actually r his job. they always do it when theitre leaithey can actually do do it when they can actually do something when they're in the job.i'm something when they're in the job. i'm now. something when they're in the job.i'm now. the >> i'm going now. the next person >> i'm going now. the next per here's the rubbish stuff >> here's all the rubbish stuff i never actually got around to doing, but also , as he says, doing, but also, as he says, it's ai is the issue . they've it's ai is the issue. they've had all stuff for 10 or 12 had all this stuff for 10 or 12 years actually have years now. they actually have the it, to the ability to filter it, to utilise and store it and store it and that's the question also becomes how dangerous it becomes how dangerous is it really ? what will i do with it? really? what will i do with it? how will it be? >> well, i mean, this directory ,

>> well, i mean, this directory, but they're also in the news today is about the face recognition being in recognition that's being used in as part of surveillance as part of this surveillance thing being used by thing in shops and being used by the police recognise people's thing in shops and being used by the poand recognise people's thing in shops and being used by the poand it'secognise people's thing in shops and being used by the poand it's turninge people's thing in shops and being used by the poand it's turninge pe(to e's faces. and it's turning out to be racist. but yeah, it's be a bit racist. but yeah, it's turning out that people of colour arrested or colour are being arrested or called by by the operation because they other because they more than other people apart apparently. well either ai has found out that they do look the same and which is we've been wrong the whole time. turned out the time. or it turned out that the ai is racist. >> it's usually the >> well, it's usually the programmers also a big programmers that also have a big impact anyway , impact on that anyway, interesting religion story in the carry women the telegraph carry about women in capital. >> am i pronouncing that right? catholic catholics? >> yes. catholic did really well. okay. yeah. yeah okay. go. you do go like he's look, he's primed you up brilliantly. >> just go. >> just go. >> we did this. made me afraid to say the word catholic. >> oh, just. >> oh, just. >> i haven't heard of this new religion . there is other religion. there is other religions where did spring from? >> catholic synod agrees . urgent >> catholic synod agrees. urgent need to expand role for women but stop short of actually doing

anything at all. like we're definitely going to do something . at some point they're going to be allowed put books out be allowed to put the books out or some thing like that. big decision. so the church leaders or some thing like that. big deci forl. so the church leaders or some thing like that. big deci for more:he church leaders or some thing like that. big deci for more theologicaleaders or some thing like that. big deci for more theological and rs call for more theological and pastoral research. i don't know what farmlands got to do with it, makes it, but okay, it makes them happy and they want to research it more. how do you research the effect of having women doing these without women doing these roles without women doing these roles without women doing these say, oh , these roles? you can't say, oh, well, wrong. well, that's gone wrong. probably. yeah . probably. yeah, yeah. >> models that you move >> little models that you move around and make them talk. >> so it's a discussion of women becoming queen's deacons and where they're capable of doing baptisms, marriages and funerals. but masses might be just a little bit too out of the question for women because i would probably go awfully wrong, won't it? and soon you're going to women burying a bride or to have women burying a bride or whatever what they whatever. i don't know what they even envisaged . even envisaged. >> it can be a problem with women doing these roles, jesus and that. and things like that. >> the the old church, >> in the in the old church, they urgent. does that they say it's urgent. does that mean, paul, we're talking like, what are they going to sort out

in a thousand years? >> say if the if the >> i would say if the if the catholic church saying it is catholic church are saying it is urgent, quick. urgent, that's quick. >> on our >> i wouldn't bet on our lifetime being the time >> i wouldn't bet on our lifetimnyeah, being the time >> i wouldn't bet on our lifetimnyeah, theing the time >> i wouldn't bet on our lifetimnyeah, the trouble time >> i wouldn't bet on our lifetimnyeah, the trouble i me >> i wouldn't bet on our lifetimnyeah, the trouble i feel frame. yeah, the trouble i feel i feel sorry for religion in these ultra progressive times. i really do. but i'm not i'm not a religious man. however, religion is a doctrine in you can't escape from that. it's not it's not a philosophy in the same way as that. you can keep flexing and adapting . all this was and adapting. all this stuff was literally written in stone. at some point . and doctrine is some point. and the doctrine is that must and you shall. that you must and you shall. >> women must not be priests. >> women must not be priests. >> so yeah, you know , what are >> so yeah, you know, what are we going to agree on that we going to agree on here? that god and wrong? god was right now and wrong? then right or wrong then and right now ? no, but mean, i right now? no, but i mean, i think thing about think the thing about like certainly within certainly like celibacy within priests, these are human priests, this is these are human interventions. these and interventions. these are not and they relatively recent they are relatively recent compared to the history of the church, for sure. so the celibacy thing is weird. but as yeah, welcome to the as a catholics love to say tradition and tradition that's the catholics isn't it. >> right. >> right. >> yeah. sounds like sounds like

one of their songs. okay. guardian x, paul with a pretty sweet story . sweet story. >> sweet. sorry about that. >> sweet. sorry about that. >> it's sunday evening. i've had a long weekend and not showing sugar supply to fight obesity , sugar supply to fight obesity, say campaigners. so environmental and health experts. here we go with the experts. here we go with the experts again. so uk grows or imports two and a half times the population as recommended. >> sounds about right intake. >> sounds about right intake. >> it does . it does sound about >> it does. it does sound about right. and perhaps you and i, perhaps . perhaps. >> gary, what are you trying to say ? say? >> no, no, you're all ovenneight here. yeah, yeah, yeah . but here. yeah, yeah, yeah. but you're kind of. you're longer you. >> oh, i'm not over it. >> oh, i'm not over it. >> i've got loads to go. yeah, i'm against it. >> i'm against all this type of control. look, i think i keep saying can tell . well, yeah, it saying can tell. well, yeah, it absolutely. and you know, i can't deny it. i cannot deny the physical evidence is presented to us all. look, look , at the to us all. look, look, at the end of the day, i don't think it's a good idea. i think you can be educated about these things. i'm a lukewarm

libertarian, which a term i libertarian, which is a term i keep inventing and saying over the last few days. and the reason i say that is i'm not an absolutist on anything, i do absolutist on anything, but i do believe up to decide believe it's up to me to decide what do with my body. all the what i do with my body. all the evidence is there. and 1—1 thing, evidence would thing, the evidence would suggest is that you can ban alcohol, you can ban drugs, you can ban smoking, you can make it so the 60 it makes a massive impact. and it has absolute it doesn't, though, does it? because you can still get drugs, you can still alcohol. you can still get alcohol. >> but the fact is by, >> but it but the fact is by, you smoking you know, stopping smoking inside, proven inside, these have had proven impacts it's you know, impacts here. it's you know, you're saying it's your choice. >> i but when there is an >> i agree. but when there is an impact on wider society and we're talking 60 billion, we're talking about 60 billion, this us year in terms of this costs us a year in terms of loss of productivity, in terms of health bills. i mean, kerry, it is a societal issue, isn't it? >> yeah, but it's not my issue. i think the government could keep their nose out of the sugar bag. you know, a friend of mine told recently that got told me recently that i've got a you know, a sugar thing going on that i need whatever. and it's not for it's just i deserve

not for me. it's just i deserve a of treats . a lot of treats. >> i've been . >> you. i've been. >> you. i've been. >> i've been very good. and i have to reward but it's have to reward myself. but it's also saying they're also they're saying they're going a half times going to two and a half times what need. what are they what we need. but what are they going do? grow exactly what what we need. but what are they goi need do? grow exactly what what we need. but what are they goi need and grow exactly what what we need. but what are they goi need and then exactly what what we need. but what are they goi need and then rationy what what we need. but what are they goi need and then ration itnhat what we need. but what are they goi need and then ration it out? we need and then ration it out? that's choice. to that's the other choice. you to ration really we ration it. so really what we should is two and a half should do is grow two and a half times and be grateful for times and be very grateful for obese who've taken up the slack. >> be like wall—e basically. >> be like wall—e basically. >> right. >> right. >> quickly, more guardian. >> right. >> wequickly, more guardian. >> right. >> we can't.y, more guardian. >> right. >> we can't get|ore guardian. >> right. >> we can't get enough rdian. >> right. >> we can't get enough bad|. now. we can't get enough bad news diagnose news if your self diagnose yourself with adhd, might news if your self diagnose yoursalf with adhd, might news if your self diagnose yoursalfwlongerid, might news if your self diagnose yoursalf wlonger until might news if your self diagnose yoursa lf wlonger until you ht news if your self diagnose yoursalf wlonger until you find take a bit longer until you find out don't have adhd, out that you don't have adhd, which unfortunate for which is really unfortunate for people which is really unfortunate for peoofe things. so yes, adult >> of all things. so yes, adult adhd, and autism adhd, adhd and autism assessment. so this hasn't assessment. so so this hasn't been working . it was a new been working. it was a new system, a screening system system, a new screening system for an autism for adults wanting an autism diagnosis or adhd diagnosis, rejected up to 85% of requests for a referral since it was launched, adding to concerns from campaigners who want to become a blueprint. like all the uk is going to be doing this and this is the problem with people who self—diagnosed, which i've been by doctor wasn't been told by my doctor i wasn't in a coma , she said. i've got to

in a coma, she said. i've got to stop looking up the stop looking things up on the internet. i like, internet. and i was like, what is i know. try and is she know? i know. try and explain don't anything explain how i don't get anything done. know, it's the only >> yeah. you know, it's the only obvious reason we don't know how many. m any. >> many. >> it doesn't say out of these requests are being turned down, how many just didn't meet the criteria, of course. so we don't really know. but it seems that it's an abject it's been just an abject failure. yeah. >> i mean, there are a couple of cases there they cases in there where they because actually because the criteria is actually quite to get diagnosed. quite tough to get diagnosed. and i think the question is why is there so much adhd now? because we have gone from zero, do you think i mean, there are some people saying it's a fad. well, i'm not saying that, but that's what you're saying. very wise. but i think people hate that to answer that question, because we've gone zero to because we've gone to zero to absolutely tonnes adhd in 20 absolutely tonnes of adhd in 20 years. at the point is if years. so at the point is if everybody's then nobody's everybody's adhd, then nobody's adhd, is not true either . adhd, which is not true either. and i mean, i laughed a minute ago for those on the radio who thought i just laughed when kerry said people are trying to get autism and kerry said people are trying to get to autism and kerry said people are trying to

get to is autism and kerry said people are trying to get to is quitem and kerry said people are trying to get to is quite funny adhd. to me, it is quite funny because we have literally got people to get diagnosed so people dying to get diagnosed so they get an edinburgh show. they can get an edinburgh show. >> got honest , i was >> i've got to be honest, i was totally distracted and didn't hear a word you said. right. >> one more station to go before lights where we learn lights out where we learn to talk. take of at work, talk. take care of kids at work, live 100, become a and live to 100, become a witch and survive a zombie apocalypse. live to 100, become a witch and suryou a zombie apocalypse.

in two. >> welcome back to headliners. >> welcome back to headliners. >> i've got a very lovely text in the interval from my wife, who told me to comb my hair. thank , but nothing about thank you, but nothing about kyrees sister. she didn't mention that she's very open minded . right. let's kick off minded. right. let's kick off with monday's mail poll. whatever. will these youngsters invent next? no >> aren't they an inventive . i >> aren't they an inventive. i love these stories. i mean, it does make me feel old now. but we've all been there, aren't we now has invent a new fad walking ? yes. yes. they have invented walking. so gen 2 influence was reveal how they are doing an age

old an age old practise of going for strolls without their phones. and it's a craze dubbed silent walking or as we all call it, walk ing. well, we don't call it walking. we don't walk. no three of us don't do love this. >> i mean, it's fantastic in the sense that, you know, every generation believes they've invented something that every other generation has done. >> but i think we've now taken it to the degree where walking has an invention of these has become an invention of these people, know, people, because, as you know, they without phones they don't walk without phones in a it's a in earbuds. and it's a it's a marvellous thing to hear the things around you particularly so don't over. so you don't get run over. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and they're calling silent >> and they're calling it silent walking walking without particularly walking without a phone headphones phone or with headphones and, and my god the and they're oh my god the anxiety. i didn't believe i could do it and now i found it. and it's you have to get through the first two minutes and then something happens. these these young people are telling gen xers baby boomers what the xers and baby boomers what the world has been like all all of history up until a few seconds ago . and very soon they're going

ago. and very soon they're going to come up with things you to come up with things like you can using maps . yes, can walk around using maps. yes, we're going to call it an a to z. we're going to call it an a to 2. we're going is incredible. >> you can have a big camera in your hand. >> so remembering a phone >> yeah. so remembering a phone number, kind number, you know that kind of thing, with and thing, go to a concert with and actually look at people actually just look at the people on the stage. no, come on, on the stage. no, no, come on, man. that's too man. that's mental. that's too far. male. and with far. right. more male. and with rising childcare costs this rising childcare costs is this the future? rising childcare costs is this the carrie,? rising childcare costs is this the carrie, this rise of >> carrie, this is the rise of what have called mum what have been called mum employees. 87% uk's employees. and 87% of the uk's hybnd employees. and 87% of the uk's hybrid workers caring for kids employees. and 87% of the uk's hybricworking; caring for kids employees. and 87% of the uk's hybricworking from 1g for kids employees. and 87% of the uk's hybricworking from home. ids employees. and 87% of the uk's hybricworking from home. what we while working from home. what we have discovered covid, is that people who work from home are more likely to skive get pregnant . more likely to skive get pregnant. who'd have thought? >> pregnant? well i think that's part of the skiving actually. >> but who'd have thought this would ever come out? i thought they'd be really responsible working from home and the bosses have complained. and one boss has said a parent cancelled a meeting to take their child swimming, which is this must shock her if she's the woman who did this and she's reading this now in the what is it, daily

now in the what is it, the daily mail. and probably going, mail. and she's probably going, that was probably that was me. that was probably what's happening right now is 1000 are going, they know 1000 women are going, they know about me. how did you know? i don't know. it's difficult for me as an artiste, which me because as an artiste, which i going for a swim and going i am going for a swim and going for a walk and having a shower and so on is part of my work, is working, have children. >> so you can't part of my annual schedule . annual schedule. >> yes, absolutely. >> yes, absolutely. >> i allow time for it. >> i allow time for it. >> let's do a final mail story now about the secret to living to 100. i just have to become a lesbian, paul. is that right? >> you are my only from chocolate and bacon to staying away from men . the secrets of away from men. the secrets of living until you are 100. according to santerians. so these are people that have lived forever, which and by the way, the story does go on to say that it's largely genetics and mostly luck. however, they've given up basically being japanese seems to be, it seems. yeah, i'm going to be, it seems. yeah, i'm going to it a go. to give it a go. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> not board games then . >> not board games then. >> not board games then. >> karl pilkington of ricky gervais's fame to a gervais's fame used to have a theory that asian people, particularly chinese , never,

particularly the chinese, never, never age particularly well and they never carry the documents to prove they old. they to prove that they are old. they always that is not always looked old. that is not true. story bears it true. and this story bears it out because it's not true. but it is just a pilkington theory. and those who are pilkington fans find that amusing. fans will find that amusing. however, wants to live to however, who wants to live to 100 is my point. and if you've got to do it without chocolate and men, count me out. josh, whatever. what masculinity whatever. what a masculinity express . express next. >> why are lots of women >> and why are lots of women buying brooms? carry okay, this is to do with the census modern britain's witchcraft hotspots revealed as 13,000 declarers which is of course we had the 2001 census where we discovered that 400,000 britons were our relator's jedi. >> do you remember back when britain was fun and people just said silly, silly things all days ? so a lot of women now are days? so a lot of women now are identifying as sorry as witches , identifying as sorry as witches, not not feminist . not not feminist. >> it's not going that far. it's a lot of them are a thin line. >> what is some women have found

that spells are a little bit quicker and feminism just a bit too slow for them and they're unsatisfied and it's turned out that most of the witches are down cornwall, which down in cornwall, which interestingly has the best weather in the country. so something could be in this. i don't know what else we can read for it. >> your theory is that that they have the occult . have the occult. >> it's only a little correlation, isn't it? >> it's not. it's not. i mean, it's not about the devil anymore, is it? it's more about nature. and it's why you don't bnng nature. and it's why you don't bring the devil into it. >> i don't know at all. >> i don't know at all. >> but i mean, it's all >> no, but i mean, it's all about goddesses now. i mean, my mum'swhatever. is she. yes, witch. whatever. is she. yes, she is a white one. >> and i don't mean colour scheme. >> jewish. that's not what >> jewish. yes. that's not what i for clarity. i meant for clarity. >> not what but, >> that's not what i meant. but, you a difference you know, there's a difference between white witches. you know, there's a difference bet shel white witches. you know, there's a difference betshe is white witches. you know, there's a difference betshe is a white witches. you know, there's a difference betshe is a white white witches. you know, there's a difference betshe is a white witch. witches. you know, there's a difference betshe is a white witch. yes,�*hes. >> she is a white witch. yes, i believe so. i haven't spoken to her since she cast that spell. finally, star. and finally, we got the star. and this kind of research we this is the kind of research we really need. scientists really need. our scientists workingterrifying research >> oh, terrifying research reveals a zombie reveals how quickly a zombie apocalypse spread through reveals how quickly a zombie a|city. ypse spread through

reveals how quickly a zombie a|city. ijse spread through reveals how quickly a zombie a|city. i mean, spread through reveals how quickly a zombie a|city. i mean, comeread through reveals how quickly a zombie a|city. i mean, come on.i through reveals how quickly a zombie a|city. i mean, come on. hasn'tjh a city. i mean, come on. hasn't it already? but you and i may have. have witnessed have. may have witnessed one just for sure . just yesterday. oh, for sure. yeah. however, this i guess this is story because it is a serious story because it would take less than 24 hours or just about 24 hours. it says, and you know what? bring it on. because i've just about had enough. because i've just about had enoyou're. but kerry, you're >> you're. but kerry, you're kind of you're sort of doing cosplay there from i am from no from from shaun of the dead. like that's what he wears. that's his outfit in shaun of the dead. what what's your tie. yeah a short sleeve shirt. so that's cosplay now if you wear a shirt and a tie and someone else wears a shirt, a tie, you're being them. you've got and you've of bread. there you've got a bit of bread. there a of stretch. unbelievable >> what this is, is >> this is what this is, is nonsense. this is just total, utter idiocy . there is there is utter idiocy. there is there is no zombie apocalypse. and if there is a zombie apocalypse, it won't play out the way you've decided it will on films. decided it will based on films. and on. anyway, up a hill. and so on. anyway, go up a hill. we enough about zombies in we know enough about zombies in every all the every film. take all the suppues every film. take all the supplies you to the top supplies you can go to the top of the hill. they're good at of the hill. they're not good at the they're not good

the hills. they're not good at stairs. known it stairs. i've never known it doesn't they can do. stairs. >> it's all they can do. stairs. they do. no. >> it's all they can do. stairs. thethe do. no. >> it's all they can do. stairs. thethe modernn. >> it's all they can do. stairs. thethe modern ones turned out to >> the modern ones turned out to be able to do that. >> no way. for anybody who's actually the actually interested in the story, researchers story, the these researchers found hours. found it took about seven hours. >> go. the show is >> there we go. the show is nearly >> there we go. the show is neaso let's take another quick >> so let's take another quick look front pages. look at monday's front pages. the mail watching the the daily mail watching the fierce with like fierce combat with like spectators in a flooded spectators in a vast flooded coliseum . the times us warning coliseum. the times us warning as gaza on gaza as desperation takes hold . the guardian un says takes hold. the guardian un says civil war in gaza is starting to break down the telegraph. hamas blocks exit of foreign citizens. daily mirror our best friend and daily mirror our best friend and daily star with woof woof. and those were your front pages. thatis those were your front pages. that is all we have time for. thank you very much to my guests, paul and carrie . very guests, paul and carrie. very nice to see you guys. headlines. we'll be back tomorrow with simon going to simon evans is going to be joined kearse and louis joined by leo kearse and louis schaefer you're watching schaefer. and if you're watching at stay tuned for at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thanks for joining at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thanks forjoining us and had a nice weekend

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