trying to block the creation was trying to block the creation of a shielding plan . of a shielding plan. >> the cabinet office was a bombsite and many officials had come to me and said this is causing chaos. there has to be some formalised system to actually grip this because the cabinet office was a dumpster . fire >> meanwhile, a group of pro—palestinian actor activists staged a sit in at liverpool street station earlier this evening in protest at the israel hamas conflict . more than 500 hamas conflict. more than 500 people joined the protest to demand an immediate ceasefire to israel's attacks on gaza and an end to arms exports to israel . end to arms exports to israel. while israel's military says it killed a very senior hamas commander after an airstrike on the jabalia refugee camp in northern gaza, the idf has said it killed ibrahim bukhari , who it killed ibrahim bukhari, who it killed ibrahim bukhari, who it says was a ringleader of the

attack on october 7th. the airstrike also killed 50 palestinian and left 150 injured. officials are now saying the opening of gaza's rafah border crossing tomorrow will allow for 81 severe wounded palestinians to be treated in egypt. palestinians to be treated in egypt . xl bully dogs will be egypt. xl bully dogs will be banned at the end of the year from the 31st of december. it will be illegal to breed, sell , will be illegal to breed, sell, rehome or abandon an exile dog. existing owners will be required to follow a strict set of rules, such as ensuring the dog is muzzled and on a lead . and muzzled and on a lead. and finally, king charles has delivered a speech at the state house in nairobi, where he quoted from the late queen his mother's diary in that queen elizabeth ii said she didn't want to miss a moment of kenya's extraordinary landscape shape. king charles also thanked the people of kenya for their support for the late queen in 1952, when she became monarch.

his majesty also acknowledged the more difficult times of britain and kenya's shared history, finishing with a touching toast . touching toast. >> it is upon the enduring connection between our people that our partnership rests as it is on their enterprise imagination and fortitude that our common hopes depend . our common hopes depend. together, we are stronger together . other our future is together. other our future is more secure and together. as your national anthem says , may your national anthem says, may we dwell in unity, peace and liberty . liberty. >> you're with gb news across the uk on tv , in your car, on the uk on tv, in your car, on your digital radio, and now on your digital radio, and now on your smart speaker. by simply saying play gb news now it's time for headliners .

time for headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners. your first look at tomorrow's newspaper . i am headliners. your first look at tomorrow's newspaper. i am simon evans. >> tonight, my comedian panel is made up of headliners war horse josh howie and a young stallion, nicholas de santo. >> they've implied not merely youth, but a certain degree of fecundity on your part there. >> i think i'll tell you how that makes you feel. >> i feel like i'm about to be turned into glue. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> you're there in the >> you're out there in the paddock. you're just. you're being sent on the farm. being sent to live on the farm. dog right? let's on dog food. right? let's crack on with the with those front pages. the daily mail. with those front pages. the dai now, il. with those front pages. the dai now, cummings feels the heat >> now, cummings feels the heat and they have amusing and they have an amusing photograph of him. >> thought he rather well, >> i thought he did rather well, but we'll come to that later. but we'll come on to that later. telegraph fed toxic telegraph cummings fed toxic misogynist in 10, misogynist culture in number 10, and enhancing that view and they are enhancing that view with their selected photograph guardian for children. guardian graveyard for children. >> airstrikes kills dozens at gaza refugee camp. the express revealed orgy of narcissists at the heart of covid failed us.

sorry, narcissism at the heart of covid failings. i news have uk's old people should accept their fate from covid. boris johnson's private stance revealed. and finally the daily star britain an apology. well those were your front pages . so those were your front pages. so we start with virtually the only front cover not concerned with the covid inquiry. josh that's the guardian. >> yes . graveyard for children. >> yes. graveyard for children. airstrikes kill dozens at gaza refugee camp. that graveyard for children is a quote from unicef . children is a quote from unicef. >> not that they have any skin in the game, so they have to work with hamas at they operate at hamas's discretion within there. and yes, but the idf have said basically they did two ai rstri kes. >> airstrikes. >> this is , uh, first of all, >> this is, uh, first of all, using the word refugee camp is somewhat of a misnomer. >> as you can see from the

photo. >> it's a built up city, but but it's where people resided from 1975 for over the last 75, from 1948. and essentially, it seems like what happened is what hamas, as we know, have been famously talking about how they built all these tunnels . built all these tunnels. >> and the idf basically blew up or did an airstrike that seemed to have on a child on a tunnel. there's on the ground evidence of the of like buildings collapsing inwards . and it seems collapsing inwards. and it seems like they've killed about 50 terrorists. now >> so that would look like sinkholes. they're. yeah, sinkholes. exactly. yeah. okay >> and this is war. and i'm sure that there are civilians . israel that there are civilians. israel says it's done what it can to get people out, warning people to go. also there's been no electricity or water in this particular area for the for the last week or so. so but you know, any civilian who obviously is a tragedy, of course, i mean, it perhaps goes without saying, but there are always in wars two

parallel engaged points. >> there's the physical, the war, the battle, and then there's the propaganda war. do you feel at this stage that israel is keeping i mean, obviously , at this point, it's obviously, at this point, it's almost unilad aerial. it's almost unilad aerial. it's almost it's very asymmetric, certainly because some kicked it off and they've just retreated. now how do you feel that's going from their point of view? >> i well , i mean, from their point of view? >> i well, i mean, in terms of the bigger picture, i don't think hamas thought that their attack so successful. think hamas thought that their attani: so successful. think hamas thought that their attan i: they're successful. think hamas thought that their attani: they're now �*essful. and i think they're now realising , yes, their days realising that, yes, their days are numbered. it's going are numbered. it's not going to be overnight, but but certainly israel very resolved to israel is very resolved to finish war that it didn't finish this war that it didn't start in terms of the actual all the propaganda war, which i feel like i'm part of, frankly , i'm like i'm part of, frankly, i'm on my phone on twitter. i understand all day, every day trying to fight this narrative. it's a numbers game. and you're talking about, you know, six, 16 million jews in the world. there are 2 billion muslims and it's not just muslims, but are 2 billion muslims and it's notjust muslims, but i'm are 2 billion muslims and it's not just muslims, but i'm just

talking about the when we're deaung talking about the when we're dealing with this level of numbers , it's very hard to fight numbers, it's very hard to fight against that. and also, there's so it's very complicated so many it's a very complicated issue. and actually issue. so to try and actually explain this stuff, look, no one wants pictures of dead wants to see pictures of dead children or dead anybody. it's horrible. >> can i ask you, nate? i know that a number of people have been saying that iran iran is the source of the weapons, the funding and the malice possibly behind this. and they will not particularly care about dead palestinians , dead gazans. do palestinians, dead gazans. do you have any sort of view on that? i mean, this seems to be part of the narrative that doesn't really seem to get into the newspapers. and yet i see a lot of discussion about it quite openly twitter and on. openly on on twitter and so on. >> iran doesn't >> of course, iran doesn't care about palestinian civilians. >> of course, iran doesn't care abouijust estinian civilians. >> of course, iran doesn't care abouijust like|ian civilians. >> of course, iran doesn't care abouijust like hamaslians. >> of course, iran doesn't care abouijust like hamas doesn't they just like hamas doesn't care. and they openly say that because this because they say this, this is the blood gives us the blood that gives us motivation our motivation and feeds our revolution and all that. and ultimately response ability ultimately the response ability for civilians lies for the civilians lies with hamas . it's for the civilians lies with hamas. it's no for the civilians lies with hamas . it's no secret they hamas. it's no secret that they use these residential areas and civilians as as human shields.

they want to maximise these numbers exactly to give this sort of narrative to western mainstream media who would then create this moral equivalency between israeli actions , those between israeli actions, those who try not to actually target civilians and the hamas actions who openly targeted civilians on october the 7th and staying roughly with the same story, we look at the sun front page, which seems be very much part which seems to be very much part of propaganda of this propaganda war. >> nick sorry. >> nick sorry. >> yeah. how dare you? yeah we are transitioning into the sun. yeah, this is quite a i mean, not a sad story, but not surprising because, again, we have to british police forces who have, let's face it, cowered to the woke demands or they've taken sides because we've seen this time and time again not justin this time and time again not just in this case of hamas, israel war, but when blm protests happened, when environmentalists blocked streets and roads and of course, over the past few days, when

hamas supporters have marched in london and elsewhere . so we have london and elsewhere. so we have in greater manchester and in north london, police forces remain removing posters of israeli hostages kept in gaza strip. and of course , bystanders strip. and of course, bystanders have have have gone furious over that , have protested have have have gone furious over that, have protested manchester police has apologised too little too late for the concerns citizens but the metropolitan police has has said no basically this was our reaction because we received reports that these posters were put in place there in retaliation for the shopkeeper who was accused of having posted pro hamas material on social media to try and steal man their position to try and understand them in the best possible light. >> they it would depend to some extent on exactly where these posters were going up. would it, if were going up a if they were going up in a predominantly muslim neighbourhood, predominantly muslim neighbourasad, predominantly muslim neighbouras an accusation perceived as an accusation rather than as a lament. does that make any difference in your

view? >> i think probably does make >> i think it probably does make a difference. i think that's fair. it lightly used in fair. if it is lightly used in that actually hadn't read that way. i actually hadn't read that. never seen that. but but you've never seen i've that. but but you've never seen pve seen that. but but you've never seen i've seen the police pull i've never seen the police pull down other posters down any other posters for any other palestinian for that matter, urban environs matter, on every urban environs moment, isn't it? >> this covers the i mean, this is pictures of is these are pictures of kidnapped children . kidnapped children. >> and then when you see the video footage of these of the venom that people tear them off. oh, they don't exist. it's all this is just all lies, scribbling on their faces, scribbling. i mean, it's unbelievable. >> let's have a look at the telegraph where we get into a rather more domestic dispute. yes. >> cummings fed , toxic >> cummings fed, toxic misogynist culture at number 10. this is the covid inquiry. his explicit lviv laden whatsapp server revealed for all of the world to see, referring to everybody as and worse pigs and he's got i like his language myself. it's a sign of intelligence, that level of i absolutely agree.

>> i think we've done that story. it comes around every so often swearing is a sign of intelligence, but it's also a sign of being somebody who hasn't got time to waste. i mean, from thick of mean, malcolm from the thick of it understood to be the it was understood to be the greatest he greatest character because he spoke bliss paint spoke his mind in bliss paint blistering would blistering style. and i would honestly say , hey, i don't care honestly say, hey, i don't care about expletives. one expletive is not worth a single lost life or a single lost minute in the pursuit of a coherent covid strategy. we should be discussing , for that matter. discussing, for that matter. >> well, i mean, yes. so i mean, to be fair, it isn't really about swearing. it's obviously it's about the fact exactly as you're saying, is this toxic culture that permeated and led to some bad decisions . and i to some bad decisions. and i mean, it's not looking good for our future . presenter buddy. i our future. presenter buddy. i mean , in terms of some of the mean, in terms of some of the things that have come out that he'd said, well, i mean, it's slightly separate issue. >> i don't know what you think about this. most the things about this. most of the things that said i think that johnson has said i think were justified to be were certainly justified to be raising. know, were certainly justified to be raislook know,

were certainly justified to be raislook at know, were certainly justified to be raislook at the know, were certainly justified to be raislook at the average know, were certainly justified to be raislook at the average age ow, were certainly justified to be raislook at the average age of, we look at the average age of those being killed by covid. it was higher than the life expectancy within the united kingdom . i think it's perfectly kingdom. i think it's perfectly reasonable at that to say, reasonable at that point to say, do completely torch the do we completely torch the economy six months in order economy for six months in order to reasonable questions? to keep reasonable questions? what seems to be coming from cummings is not so much the direction so much as the dither and the failure for him to concentrate really is that would that be fair ineptitude of it. >> yeah. i mean to be fair to boris, it was a it was an unprecedented situation all over the world. and no one we keep saying sweden, sweden, but sweden the exception that sweden was the exception that proves rule. so. so who proves the rule. so. so who would better place would have done better in place instead of boris? that that is also something to . be taken into also something to. be taken into account? yeah, absolutely. >> i just want to say to the politicians who were beholden to the narrative, absolutely. >> it's an extraordinary functional and solvent and well organised society generally isn't it? and everyone's got

their own, you know, nice detached villa they all walk detached villa and they all walk around in grey cashmere around dressed in grey cashmere all time. not all the time. it's just not a comparable society at all. i don't for , us for, for don't blame for, us for, for panicking somewhat. that's the front pages. in part two. we have king charles on tour. black cabs matter the greatest cabs matter and the greatest threat since isis. i wonder who that could be. we'll see you in

radio. >> and welcome back to headliners i'm simon evans. i'm joined tonight that's surely been done by josh howie and nicholas de santo the stallion etcetera this time . josh we have etcetera this time. josh we have some encouragingly eloquent dialogue between the king and kenya. >> yeah. king charles arrives in kenya for his first commonwealth visit as monarch . this threatens visit as monarch. this threatens to be over shadowed by controversy over colonial era era abuses . but where that is era abuses. but where that is actually coming from isn't it?

>> it's not like, well, we've seen the speeches in the news. it looked like he confronts it. it looked like he confronts it. it looked like he confronts it. it looked like he got it out in the open and the president, whose me of kenya. whose name escapes me of kenya. >> yes, yes, yes. >> yes, yes, yes. >> seemed pretty happy with >> he seemed pretty happy with this as an initial salvo. obviously, he would like to see some reparations. >> are people. >> there are people. yeah, exactly who calling for exactly. who are calling for recommendations this recommendations and this unconditional, unequivocal pubuc . unconditional, unequivocal public . and but that's public apology. and but that's coming the kenyan human coming from the kenyan human rights there's rights commission. there's no doubt that that england is doubt that the that england is a britain did some bad stuff back in the day when it came to the independence. >> exactly. it wasn't even that long ago, was it? this is possibly our most recent imperial . imperial atrocity. >> but 5000 kenyans, or like 10,000 people from this kikuyu tribe , were killed during this tribe, were killed during this crackdown . so, yeah, not good crackdown. so, yeah, not good stuff . and this 2013, the stuff. and this 2013, the british government, uk government agreed to pay about three grand to everybody, but it's been a fairly affable meeting from what i could see, and they both spoke quite eloquently. >> nicholas yeah, the king's language was quite measured.

>> acknowledge the dark >> he did acknowledge the dark chapter for short of an apology, which i think would have been unnecessary. u t] necessa ty. >> unnecessary. >> so he seems to be the hardest word. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and that does always carry with certain with it sort of certain financial implications, isn't it? >> exactly. and where would you start all the former start with all the former colonies other colonies and which other colonial powers ? not not to my colonial powers? not not to my knowledge . knowledge. >> you know, history is a nightmare from which we are all trying transition trying to awaken and transition lessons are can be messaged. >> just look at the us retreat from afghanistan and that was planned. and they were allies. >> quite impressed >> yes, i was quite impressed with president's response with the president's response as well, seemed with the president's response as well, was seemed with the president's response as well, was . seemed with the president's response as well, was . he seemed with the president's response as well, was . he was seemed with the president's response as well, was . he was well, eemed like he was. he was well, i don't know to where say the bigger man, but he certainly wasn't try kind of wasn't to going try and kind of snap after all, snap at him, because, after all, you want to embarrass you don't want to embarrass your guest of honour. you don't want to embarrass your gue no,f honour. you don't want to embarrass your gue no, no. nour. >> no, no. >> no, no. >> charles easing into it, then in 75th good for him, in his 75th year. good for him, nicholas. the independent now. and after captain tom, it turns out that black lives matter was a racket , too. out that black lives matter was a racket, too. i expect it'll out that black lives matter was a racket , too. i expect it'll be a racket, too. i expect it'll be the clap the next the paper clap for the nhs next or something. >> lives matter march >> black lives matter march organiser who splurged thousands in donations on tax fees and

takeaways, is jailed for two and a half years. to be precise. this is zara salim. i hope i'm pronouncing her name correctly. she organised one of those notorious , infamous black lives notorious, infamous black lives matter marches in bristol, the one which led into that episode in which they threw edward colston's statue . yes, huge colston's statue. yes, huge figure in bristol, of course , figure in bristol, of course, although that was famously the people who did that were for in sufferable middle class twerps, weren't they , with names like weren't they, with names like porridge or something. >> can't remember. >> i can't remember. >> i can't remember. >> always like that. >> it's always like that. >> it's always like that. >> just stop oil >> probably a just stop oil right now. >> probably a just stop oil right no yeah whereas this lady >> yes. yeah whereas this lady is part of the larger black lives matter for exactly who was one of the main co—authors users of actually that march which led to episode, obviously to that episode, which obviously raised of questions over raised a lot of questions over this episode. >> i mean, people bristol >> i mean, the people of bristol were not consulted. it was just the mob who decided to bring down this statue . and obviously down this statue. and obviously she raised serious questions over who should decide for pubuc over who should decide for public figures and what to do

with our past and our legacy and all that . and of course, that all that. and of course, that episode attracted a lot of attention to her. that is zara salim's go fund me page, which had which othennise wouldn't have received the £32,000 that it did receive exactly the first terrorists in who wants to be a millionaire, £32,000. >> exactly. you bank that and you don't lose that. i don't know if she did. >> i don't know if she would have got that far. no she spent it all on cabs, ubers. >> i'm amazed that people will still things. you still give to these things. you know, the odds of it becoming a scam . it just seem to be insuperable. >> well, she was meant to pass the money this charity the money onto this charity called changing your mindset. uh, honest, though. uh, i gotta be honest, though. when . and then that was when you. and then that was going trip for people going to fund a trip for people to but also some to ghana, but also some of the stuff they talking stuff that they were talking about it doesn't seem about there. it doesn't seem like it would have been group sessions, cookery classes, career advice, life coaching. this sounds like there could be a little bit of like, oh yeah,

now i'm going to do because there was that charity. do you remember camilla, the remember that camilla, the woman who batman. yeah. yeah. no no, not that one. no, that charity was a very good charity. okay. no kids company. no, that was no was a very good charity. okay. i\no. ids company. no, that was no was a very good charity. okay. i\no. camillanany. no, that was no was a very good charity. okay. i\no. camilla aty. no, that was no was a very good charity. okay. i\no. camilla at the. ), that was no was a very good charity. okay. i\no. camilla at the. notat was no , no. camilla at the. not camilla's. remember, at the palace. and there was a woman. oh, yes, yes, yes. and all that stuff. and it turns out like they charged 50,000 for one who was insulted by the questions asked by the lady. so you know, where exactly how this money would have othennise have been spent. would have othennise have been spent . yeah. spent. yeah. >> is might not have been any better than than black cabs and dinners definitely. josh dinners anyway. definitely. josh the regard hamas as the fbi do not regard hamas as merely a local threat it seems. yeah >> hamas poses greatest threat , >> hamas poses greatest threat, terrorist threat since isis. fbi chief was warns. i don't think they're literally talking about isis, even though hamas has arguably these connections to the uk. even but this is talk in america with and for iran and proxies and even saying that there was times piece in the weekend about how these a lot of

these the big marches are being sort of part sort of financed or coerced. yeah right. by hamas anyway but inspiring people . anyway but inspiring people. yeah, that is an absolute danger because you know, when you seeing that footage from i think it was the two weeks ago where people calling, you know , for people calling, you know, for jihad and with the muslim army posters and the police just standing there, it's going to embolden people because they're going to see that and go, well, we just got away with that. we can wave our little isis or big isis. had around isis. well, we've had it around liverpool street one of liverpool street station, one of the in city liverpool street station, one of thnlondon in city of london >> so takes is one of the >> so all it takes is one of the 100,000 people out there who even then can't seem to read an actual history book to actually do something and go and think, i've got history on my side because we're all in this little bubble thinking that we're morally right. well, do you think, nicholas, do think, nicholas, i mean, do the police an option this police have an option at this point uh, to like, close point to, uh, to like, close these marches down? they seem to be extraordinary size. be of an extraordinary size. well, i mean, the risk of

well, i mean, at the risk of being or saying something cliche, prevention is better than cure. >> we bring in millions of people from incompatible . if not people from incompatible. if not hostile cultures. and then we are surprised that millions of them demonstrate in the streets. to be fair to the police. not that i mean, they are totally justified, sometimes justified, but sometimes they have to weigh different options. and you know , opt for the lesser and you know, opt for the lesser evil because they think, as we just saw in the episode of removing hostages pictures, they are afraid that they might trigger actually bigger violence, civil war, terrorist attacks. >> and they have to make a judgement call as to whether to ban a march might inflame passions more than to allow steam to exit. >> i just seem to be massively outnumbered that seems to be >> i just seem to be massively out|problemi that seems to be >> i just seem to be massively out|problem is that seems to be >> i just seem to be massively out|problem is thatlat seems to be >> i just seem to be massively out|problem is that they eems to be >> i just seem to be massively out|problem is that they just to be the problem is that they just want to to the end the want to get to the end of the day intact. i understand that, but it's not doing good for our country. now, country. the guardian now, nicholas, has nicholas, the guardian has outsourced damage outsourced reputational damage to artificial intelligence. >> you see, microsoft accused of

damaging guardian's reputation with al generated poll. >> this is a fascinating story because ai and of course, its implications is all the rage nowadays. basically this was the story of the sad story of lily james, who was a 20 year old water polo coach who was found dead, and article. there was an article by the guardian written about this story, a serious article, obviously. and then companies like microsoft, they have these services called news aggregators or aggregation of the news, where you may be turn on your laptop and you see a compilation of news or elsewhere on your mobile phones and they have a licence to actually use journalistic content by the likes of guardian and also the guardian as well. >> yeah , yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> and good one. the problem emerged when the microsoft places an ai generated poll and

a silly one. unfortunately next to the article by the guardian which said, oh, do you think this lady was killed or committed suicide and a lot of viewers couldn't distinguish between guardian's article which was serious and this stupid poll. >> so this is the ai has been able to detect the informational content of the article, but not detect the emotional, the sentiment , all aspect of it. sentiment, all aspect of it. that dimension , which makes that that dimension, which makes that a completely inappropriate question to ask is that is that roughly right? yeah. >> but i mean, the funny thing is, is the guardian saying it's damaged the guardian's reputation . it's like, yeah, reputation. it's like, yeah, you're doing a lot of that yourself. >> well, we'll see what they do next time. telegraph now, next time. so the telegraph now, josh this remains in the josh and this remains in the territory of rather unsettling and disturbing news sport. very few brits are well placed to judge for foul play. yeah >> matt petgrave absolutely intended clash with adam johnson intended clash with adam johnson in ice hockey death ex nhl says ex nhl star the reason we're

doing the story is because one of the producers is a big fan of ice hockey. but is i mean obviously it's tragic at and it was horrific. yeah i haven't watched you watched it. >> i have watched it and i mean, it's interesting that headline that know, that he says, you know, absolutely clash absolutely intended to clash that i don't think anyone could deny question is whether he deny the question is whether he intended damage. intended to do serious damage. yes. his to the yes. he lifts his skate to the height this guy's throat and height of this guy's throat and basically with basically kills him with with what amounted like a kind of ice like fu. like kung fu. >> it's like beckham sort of remember when lashed out with remember when he lashed out with his boot and whatever, he was lying face down. no, no. i'm lying face down. no, no, no. i'm just like cantona when just saying, like cantona when he dived in. >> i'm not saying it was >> i mean, i'm not saying it was a deliberate claiming it a deliberate i'm not claiming it was. saying you wouldn't. >> obviously, person >> obviously, this person did say kill say he didn't intend to kill him, might intend for him, but he might intend for something happen. something to happen. >> yeah. yeah, well, that's absolutely and under absolutely right. and under the law, needs have law, i think he needs to have intended which i have intended gbh, which i have a suspicion be confronting suspicion he may be confronting that case, but we'll see. but do you a view on it, nick? you have a view on it, nick? >> well, he been accused by

>> well, he has been accused by this on news of this tv host on fox news of homicide and then sean avery , homicide and then sean avery, who was like the eric cantona of nhl. actually, he he was yeah, he in two seasons in nhl in the us, he was the record holder for the biggest number of punishment minutes suffered. so he is no you know saint but he said no this is not homicide obviously it is a very unnatural move. he says don't throw words like homicide around. >> but he definitely intended that to be a, you know, a collision of some sort. >> well well, who knows? maybe he annoyed he wanted to he got annoyed and he wanted to do something, you spur of do something, you know, spur of the thing . the moment thing. >> the thing about ice hockey is it's it's famously it's i mean, it's famously bruising. the old joke bruising. you know, the old joke goes went goes something like, i went to see fight ice hockey see a fight in an ice hockey match, broke out. you know, is that people expect rough and tumble usually people that people expect rough and tumion usually people that people expect rough and tumion feetiually people that people expect rough and tumion feetiualljkeepple stay on their feet and keep their. seen that their. i've never seen that somebody razor skate that high before. completely me and before. it was completely me and now there might two positive now there might be two positive outcomes because now they are

investigating whether it's actually worthwhile to change the material . the material. >> i think it's titanium. yeah, right. from the blades. and also wear neck protection. yeah >> maybe make a rule against like slicing people's necks with, you know . yeah. i mean, is with, you know. yeah. i mean, is this the first time this has ever happened? absolutely so that's the first half in the can in part three, we have the last few little britain sketches to get diverse city get banned. diverse city training doesn't and training doesn't work and autopilot wasn't to blame. that could all one story, but it's could all be one story, but it's

prison like conditions . prison like conditions. >> you're listening to gb news radio . radio. >> and welcome back to headliner . so the daily mail have ofcom's ruling on just one of the linda flint sketches in little britain, presumably meaning that they intend to take the others down one by one. >> well, i mean, yeah, which one would in this ? would be okay in this? >> have watched the

hilarious? >> yeah, i love them. and when they were aired controversial little britain little britain sketch show where david walliams says asian character smells of soy sauce is racist and outdated , and it is surprising the sketches are still available on iplayer. according to ofcom research . so first of all, research. so first of all, i don't know these survey participants, a bunch of snowflake and wet blankets. maybe they found them from one of my comedy crowds. >> that could only be 1 or 2 people. it's 115 people that they interviewed. all of them from goldsmiths university. >> probably like that. yeah, because go to these people, because you go to these people, especially are the especially if these are the millennials say , okay, millennials and you say, okay, we offensive we are looking for offensive material and they find everything offensive now. >> so if anyone hasn't seen it, a called a recurring character called linda flint, who describes whoever's sitting in front of her to somebody you don't see on the phone. and basically the description because she works at a and she's a lefty a university and she's a lefty and racist or she's being and she's racist or she's being racist, trying not to be racist, but trying not to be racist. how can . i describe him?

racist. how can. i describe him? he's he's a little bit ovenneight or he's bald or whatever. >> commentary on racism rather than trying to be. >> yeah, they've got it totally wrong because it's a series of sketches. we have a sketches. so each time we have a person this case a chinese person in this case a chinese person, but you have people who are or ugly or are maybe ovenneight or ugly or whatever, she very whatever, and she starts very nicely. she's whatever, and she starts very nicthe she's whatever, and she starts very nicthe phone she's whatever, and she starts very nicthe phone and she's whatever, and she starts very nicthe phone and all she's whatever, and she starts very nicthe phone and all of she's whatever, and she starts very nicthe phone and all of a she's whatever, and she starts very nicthe phone and all of a sudden on the phone and all of a sudden she totally changed. that's she totally changed. and that's the funny thing. the funny thing is not that the person has been has described as china has been described as a china man. if quote man. you know, if you quote american john mulaney american comedian john mulaney as of the unimaginative as one of the most unimaginative racial slurs as china man , the racial slurs as china man, the fact is that actually, linda flint is being mocked by the producers or by the writers and not the other kind of middle england . england. >> well—intentioned, but clodhopping a middle aged woman who thinks she's with the programme but is in fact not these programmes have warning as well already, so if you have an issue , turn it off. it is issue, turn it off. it is extraordinary how we just seem to be going back over all the comedy of the last and it's

catching up, isn't it? it's getting closer and closer and closer. do you? what? i mean, it's achilles and the it's like achilles and the tortoise. we're going be tortoise. we're soon going to be going. week's road going. last week's episode, road has and, has been now revisited and, well, that's why i don't make any of these funny anymore any of these clips funny anymore . they'll come for you. don't you worry . telegraph now, josh, you worry. telegraph now, josh, diversity training is at best deluded at worst a scam. this is according to its originator. so is that just another scam he's come up with? >> actually no. >> someone's actually said no. diversity does not diversity training does not work, trainer. work, admits diversity trainer. basically you've finally got somebody that side who somebody from that side who basically just essentially says points that points to the evidence that shows everybody is shows that everybody is prejudiced, everybody being wrong. white people, black people , asian people, any people, asian people, any ethnicity, everybody has it. it's ingrained within our psychology of the other. and so his argument is that all this training, it cannot be eradicated. but we can do , eradicated. but we can do, though, is recognise these prejudices as work within them and then try and make them make things fair, make the system fair. that's not to say that racism doesn't exist, but the

point is the stuff that they're doing right now and they're spending millions on is a con. it doesn't work. >> so from what i remember, i don't know whether you've done these they used to do these tests. they used to do them the bbc you were them at the bbc where you were kind encouraged do kind kind of encouraged to do a kind of game, which would of computer game, which would demonstrate that had demonstrate to you that you had problems. you problems. for instance, you would struggle associate good would struggle to associate good qualities with a black person or something like this, know, something like this, you know, and supposed to be like and this was supposed to be like a of like wake up call. it a kind of like wake up call. it wasn't to change your wasn't supposed to change your behaviour, you to it. behaviour, just alert you to it. but like he's saying but it sounds like he's saying it's just not going to work. none of it helps. >> and essentially be based >> and it's essentially be based on that only on the premise that only white people because people have bias because apparently creators of these courses never what courses have never heard what asian people or arabs, iranians, turks , armenians say about each turks, armenians say about each other. yeah it's extraordinary. >> in fact, there's a lot of research, especially from america, obviously america, where they've obviously had multiethnic society had a more multiethnic society for suggest that white for longer to suggest that white people are the least sort of ethnically biased towards their own so much group. yeah, maybe it is . i don't know.

it is. i don't know. >> maybe it's they allow everybody into their countries and give them passports . and give them passports. >> after five years, only white people . yeah, absolutely. people. yeah, absolutely. >> deserve medal . really. >> we deserve a medal. really. anyway, from italy anyway, alarming news from italy and telegraph. nicholas. and the telegraph. nicholas. perhaps most enduring perhaps the single most enduring stereotype about mediterranean families is exposed as woefully outdated . outdated. >> yeah. this is a sad story and an alarm bell. europe is in the grips of a birth rate crisis and britain is heading the same way. obviously, italy has been described the unenviable as the demographic laboratory or laboratory where the lowest birth rates are being witnessed. the country is shrinking and so many other european countries, britain also has had the lowest birth rate . if britain also has had the lowest birth rate. if i'm not britain also has had the lowest birth rate . if i'm not wrong , britain also has had the lowest birth rate. if i'm not wrong , in birth rate. if i'm not wrong, in about a decade . yeah, the birth about a decade. yeah, the birth rate is at a record low. yeah. yeah. and again, one of the major implications, especially discussed in this article is the question of paying into the

pension system. the economic growth and all that people are living longer as well as not not being replaced by babies as well. >> it's double whammy . yeah, >> it's a double whammy. yeah, the number. >> yeah. >> oh, sorry. yeah. >> oh, sorry. yeah. >> sorry. on. >> so sorry. go on. >> so sorry. go on. >> no, just going to say, >> no, i was just going to say, i mean, the scale of it, when they look at sardinia in particular here, you've got a population going be population that is going to be halving that halving by 2050. i mean, that 2050 isn't really that long away to half its population gone to have half its population gone , basically there's 40% , and it's basically there's 40% fewer, 18 to 34 year olds than 20 years. so you've just got empty towns and empty towns there. and of course, happen is, course, what will happen is, one, when they go below a certain everyone does certain point, everyone who does live will leave live there will just leave because enough to because there won't be enough to sustain them. >> young people there won't sustain them. >> enough. ng people there won't sustain them. >> enough. ng pewon'there won't sustain them. >> enough. ng pewon't be.> won't be enough. so it won't be. >> exponential problem >> it's an exponential problem that's right that's already happening right now linking now in sardinia. again, linking this topic , this to my favourite topic, which sort of touched upon . which we sort of touched upon. one solution or quick solution is millions of immigrants. and then we have all the social clashes diversity and clashes and diversity and multiculturalism is a short term fix. course it doesn't fix. but of course it doesn't work and it doesn't encourage people babies. work and it doesn't encourage peoand babies. work and it doesn't encourage peoand oneies. work and it doesn't encourage peoand one of. work and it doesn't encourage peoand one of the major >> and i think one of the major reasons europeans, certainly reasons why europeans, certainly in are having in britain, are not having babies cannot

babies is because they cannot afford houses one of the afford houses. and one of the reasons they afford houses reasons they can't afford houses is is an is because there is an immigration these is because there is an immig all)n these is because there is an immig all spiral these is because there is an immig all spiral in these is because there is an immig all spiral in the these is because there is an immig all spiral in the wrongese things all spiral in the wrong direction. not just direction. it is not just a european though, of european problem, though, of course. korea , course. singapore, south korea, some of the major economies of the world. yeah, absolutely. in fact , there are very few. fact, there are very few. i don't think there's anywhere actually is which is actually left, which is which is really , you know, powering ahead. >> it it out here. it's >> it lays it out here. it's affordable housing and affordable housing and affordable childcare. yeah those are the things. sort it out are the two things. sort it out and you countries like and you have countries now like hungary basically hungary or whatever, basically if kids or more, hungary or whatever, basically if don't kids or more, hungary or whatever, basically if don't have kids or more, hungary or whatever, basically if don't have toids or more, hungary or whatever, basically if don't have to paynr more, hungary or whatever, basically if don't have to pay taxese, hungary or whatever, basically if don't have to pay taxes to you don't have to pay taxes to your life. yeah, i'm moving there. >> you should go there. it does seem to me as well this is worth mentioning, a lot mentioning, i think that a lot of conservative of the more conservative systems, including will systems, including islam, will look, the crisis look, i think, at the crisis that feminism and so on and the equal pay and that the gender parity kind of idea brings about, they will associate those two things and they will resist it even further. and there it even further. and so there will be of a schism. will be more of a schism. >> you can't blame them somehow. >> you can't blame them somehow. >> josh landmark case in america after a tesla runs into a landmark . this is in the

landmark. this is in the guardian. yeah. >> tesla prevails in us lawsuit alleging autopilot was at fault in a fatal crash. this is 2019. the driver died , two people the driver died, two people survived and they basically lost their case because the jury found 93 in. it was human error that caused it. i think that the point is that when this idea of autopilot isn't really autopilot, it's sort of helps. but you need you still need a human being to use it. the driver was drunk , but this driver was drunk, but this obviously does have long term implications because we're having all of these different programs to try and integrate all of this autopilot. that's the future as supposedly i guess the future as supposedly i guess the big question then, is it says the car veered off the highway east of los angeles at 65mph and struck a palm tree and burst into flames, all in the span of seconds. >> is whether the >> the question is whether the driver in control of or driver was in control of it or whether tesla , whether the whether tesla, whether the autopilot. doesn't autopilot. and that doesn't seem to been established. to have been established. >> well, mean, >> well, they well, i mean, they've that they they've established it that they have to their satisfaction and satisfaction you're

satisfaction because you're always able to over always going to be able to over master the autopilot , aren't you? >> you can't expect the autopilot to go. i'm but autopilot to go. i'm sorry, but we're the traffic we're not leaving the traffic here point. what your here at this point. what is your sense ? mine is, to be honest, sense? mine is, to be honest, that these are going to be that these cars are going to be safer if safer than human drivers if they're yeah they're not already. yeah i mean, we have our autopilot, as the suggests, on aeroplanes i >> yeah. and this is a pivotal moment because as these cars are crucial not to the future of tesla as a company, huge company, but also the way we drive in the future. and now as josh was saying, tesla has successfully argued and for the second time there was another one in in again in california. if i'm not wrong, which they won despite its name, you should have some level of monitoring over it. >> absolutely. but this is i mean, as you say, it's not just a question of putting your feet up or allowing it to over. up or allowing it to take over. if the future, this has if this is the future, this has an , for instance, the an impact, for instance, on the decision cancel hs2 , i think decision to cancel hs2, i think because start look at because if you start to look at self electric self driving or electric vehicles , that will just take vehicles, that will just take you up and down the motonnay and then themselves

then go off and park themselves when they get to your destination come back destination and then come back to when you call them do to you when you call them on. do you this kind of you want i mean, this kind of thing that's two models for thing is that's two models for the future. >> yeah, absolutely. >> yeah, absolutely. >> think it's going be >> so i think it's going to be there and cannot see humans there and i cannot see humans just don't have a good enough record to complain. macronyssus now the metro. josh in great now in the metro. josh in great french president has been denouncing the english language despite things we despite all the nice things we said about france last. oh, you got this. i think it's. yeah, go ahead. >> this, this is interesting >> this, this is an interesting story . france sues the eu over story. france sues the eu over adoption english adoption of english as a standard language . now, we know standard language. now, we know that the french and the english, the rivalry between these two major popular languages, the french have had this grievance against the domination of engushin against the domination of english in the european union institutions , as although all of institutions, as although all of them equal status, all the them have equal status, all the 24 of have equal status and 24 of them have equal status and are official . and macron has are official. and macron has sort of departed from the tradition of french statesman. he speaks a lot of english on maybe showing off his english in pubuc maybe showing off his english in

public occasions overseas, just wanting, you know , because there wanting, you know, because there aren't always words in french, aren't always words in french, are there what you need to say? >> yes. >> yes. >> you know, as as as everything is bred as as as a us comedian said the french, for example, their language is so poor they don't have a word for entrepreneur, for, you know, george w bush. >> but i say that the word >> but i will say that the word entrepreneur does not mean entrepreneur does not mean entrepreneur in french. it doesn't have the same meaning. entrepreneur in french. it d(issn't have the same meaning. entrepreneur in french. it d(is obviouslyhe same meaning. entrepreneur in french. it d(is obviously a same meaning. entrepreneur in french. it d(is obviously a french meaning. entrepreneur in french. it d(is obviously a french word, ng. it is obviously a french word, but it's used to mean somebody who businesses, not but it's used to mean somebody who it businesses, not but it's used to mean somebody who it means.|usinesses, not but it's used to mean somebody who it means. theresses, not what it means. there >> does it mean france? >> what does it mean in france? >> what does it mean in france? >> i think it might mean undertaker. >> oh, okay. >> oh, okay. >> is what it literally >> oh, okay. >> to is what it literally >> oh, okay. >> to undertake literally >> oh, okay. >> to undertake to erally >> oh, okay. >> to undertake to do ly >> oh, okay. >> to undertake to do to means to undertake to do to fulfil a contract. yeah, i might be that. but anyway. be getting that. but anyway. yeah it funny because yeah but it is funny because because obviously because england is now obviously out eu. because england is now obviously outthat's eu. because england is now obviously out that's actually emboldened >> that's actually emboldened engush >> that's actually emboldened english as a use because now it's as neutral. yeah. it's seen as neutral. yeah. because it's like you're not half win. it's half french people. we win. it's basically esperanto isn't it? >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and a lot of these eastern european countries i've watched european countries i've watched european parliament sessions, they actually prefer to speak english, but because they like america, because of their

history or it's simple, they don't want learn french, they do. >> they feel it in their bones. thatis >> they feel it in their bones. that is part three tandem bags. we have one more section to go vanishing accents. fifas fiasco , vanishing accents. fifas fiasco, contraceptive apps. we'll see you in

well welcome back to headliners. so english accents. now, just to have gone extinct, namely my. >> yeah , right. >> yeah, right. >> yeah, right. >> english accents have changed. so much that two big ones are brown in red. oh, so brown bread is dead. dead okay, there we go. cockney. cockney rhyming slang and the received pronunciation, the king's english. now i guess that's right. and those are the two that i do. well, those are. yeah yeah, exactly. now they've been replaced by three others.

this is really a survey of people down south, but those are essentially me. you've got basically got the essex accent which is oh well yes. or house is has , has jamie has. which is oh well yes. or house is has , has jamie has . yeah. and is has, has jamie has. yeah. and then stop. you've got sort of king's english is which is goose is like geese. geese i don't know whatever they they say josh sounds like steven gerrard and then you've got sort of london multicultural that's what i kind of do when i'm the cab. or of do when i'm in the cab. or i may. are you doing right, may. are you doing all right, guys? that's. that's >> they say. yeah >> and you know, that's what languages do they change, they adapt, they do. >> they sink to the bottom. they become incoherent, they debase, they degrade, they collapse , they degrade, they collapse, they degrade, they collapse, they dissolve accents, play a massive role. >> and certainly within the uk , >> and certainly within the uk, where it's an arguably historically, it's about distinguishing class. yeah, it's what's going to happen now is that you have people who say that you have people who say that it's not going to be so easy to judge how much money they come from or all that

stuff. >> i mean, i remember watching the estimable bbc drama of re—enacted of the saville years recently and the big the big deal they made about saville overcoming his yorkshire accent, which was considered to be a significant bar to him appearing on bbc television and maybe it should have been allowed to be a bar at that. >> we would have known he was a >> we would have known he was a >> i remember one of your jokes you said some point if you you said at some point if you had those northern had one of those northern accents, entitled accents, you were entitled to disability accents, you were entitled to disabilitthat's right. very good. >> yes, that's right. very good. that buried deep in that that was buried deep in that whole routine. the if you're struggling to my is struggling to place my accent is in educated. no in fact, educated. yes. no i mean, i think regional accents may be still. okay. these you're talking about what's replacing cockney and in london. but cockney and so on in london. but but queen's english or but the queen's english or whatever you would call it, the sort of bbc, the crystal. here is that that's just is the news that that's just gone, hasn't it? nobody speaks like think she even like and i don't think she even spoke that, did she? no, spoke like that, did she? no, probably not. there was a certain has it. certain kate eadie still has it. possibly hosts from our possibly when she hosts from our own that's about possibly when she hosts from our owrclosest that's about possibly when she hosts from our owrclosest you'll that's about possibly when she hosts from our owrclosest you'll hearat's about possibly when she hosts from our owr closest you'll hear now, bout possibly when she hosts from our owrclosest you'll hear now, iout the closest you'll hear now, i think i can listen and think i can just listen and remember good old

remember the good old days. >> a five old >> i have a five year old daughter and she pronounces th with frank you. and it with f like frank you. and it just sends some chills down my cannot hear the difference. >> i think genuinely it's an auditory processing thing. >> thinks i'm joking when >> she thinks i'm joking when i say it's not. thank you. say no it's not. thank you. >> , but you've learned it >> yeah, but you've learned it from scratch. >> work. whereas she's just >> hard work. whereas she's just absorbed osmosis. the absorbed it through osmosis. the times next nicholas if fifa had a shred of credibility left after qatar, surely gone down the plughole, now . the plughole, now. >> that's right. another story about sportswashing. it's called right? saudi arabia will host 2034 world cup as australia ends bid . so basically just a couple bid. so basically just a couple of days after fifa basically did some moral posturing, if you like , and said sentenced like, and said sentenced rubiales spanish football federation chief to three years banned to a three year ban from football because of that controversial kiss. you know, they are to going give almost

inevitably the 2034 world cup to saudi arabia because they have this rotational basis. now, each time it goes to members of one of the members of a specific continent, this time asia , asia continent, this time asia, asia and oceania were up and saudi arabia is the only country bidding. >> yes, australia briefly bid and then withdrew its bid and has gone for something called the world cup of clubs or something. >> yeah. 2029. so i mean >> yeah. in 2029. so i mean essentially your point is they've they've , they've kicked they've they've, they've kicked this president out for, this spanish president out for, for stealing a kiss and instead they have rewarded a country where systemic sexism is so entrenched. >> shortly after the very controversial world cup in qatar, you know, same issues again will say the one again here. i will say the one thing about qatar, i know this isn't but part of isn't the issue, but one part of it was the issue they it that was the issue when they first awarded it was first awarded it, when it was most i think when i most discussed. i think when i when remember, when i remember, which was i think around 2001 or so, we first about it, was that first heard about it, was that it was going be too hot it was just going to be too hot and don't have any stadiums and they don't have any stadiums or traditional on or traditional football. and on that would say they that front, i would say they rose challenge. obviously that front, i would say they toslktiow challenge. obviously

that front, i would say they toslktiow chthereje. obviously we know that there were questions work questions over the work of safety and so on when they built the stadiums, actually the stadiums, but actually having roughly having the tournament at roughly in you know , yeah, it in december, you know, yeah, it disrupted our football season a little bit, but actually that kind of worked. >> passing out or anything like no, worked. no, that kind of worked. >> think just >> so i think i'm just mentioning that. but obviously , mentioning that. but obviously, you also the human you know, there's also the human rights, there's going rights, so there's going to be even alcohol, like even less alcohol, like no alcohol, know, and the alcohol, you know, and but the interesting obviously , interesting thing is obviously, the prince of, you know, the the new prince of, you know, the new leader wants to change. >> this is mbs, right? yeah. he wants to change saudi arabia 20, 34, ten years away ish. i mean . 34, ten years away ish. i mean. well, how how big a shift will have happened during that time? >> well, it's enough time for sardinia to die, so, you know, maybe it's enough time for saudi arabia challenge. arabia to rise to the challenge. >> to saudi >> but to be fair to saudi arabia, had never even arabia, qatar had never even participated world cup . so participated in a world cup. so that was scandalous. whereas saudi arabia has traditionally been a footballing powerhouse of that region and saudi arabia, if i remember rightly, beat the eventual winners of the last world cup in the opening game,

beat did they not, beat argentina, did they not, creating shock waves? >> i'm pretty sure saudi arabia. >> i'm pretty sure saudi arabia. >> yeah, they they did. >> yeah, they did. they did. >> yeah, they did. they did. >> right. >> you're right. >> you're right. >> got all right >> they got them all right together. josh contraception news now. too for you, of news now. too late for you, of course, the have course, but the mail have a promising trend for women. course, but the mail have a pro yes ng trend for women. course, but the mail have a pro yes .g trend for women. course, but the mail have a pro yes . why1d for women. course, but the mail have a pro yes . why did or women. course, but the mail have a pro yes . why did i�*women. course, but the mail have a pro yes . why did i notnen. course, but the mail have a pro yes . why did i not know this >> yes. why did i not know this information before death of the pill number of women relying on natural family planning apps to avoid pregnancy doubles in a decade amid celeb and social media inspired trend to ditch hormonal contraception. so obviously been has obviously the pill has been has changed society or western society certainly since the 60s. and this . but it comes with and this. but it comes with a price in terms of for women collapsing civilisation. >> but also you mean. yes, yes. >> but also you mean. yes, yes. >> collapsing civilisation as well as putting on a bit of weight. yeah i don't know which one's worse, but it is quite serious as well isn't it. >> some women genuinely experience significant disruption. >> yeah, absolutely . yeah. to an >> yeah, absolutely. yeah. to an already volatile state. so. but this is the idea is that doing it naturally by doing your

taking your temperature every morning and actually it's got a 99% if you do it right. >> this is what the catholics used to call the rhythm method, isn't it? i think just observing the rhythms, well, the natural rhythms, well, i don't if they were they don't know if they were if they did they checking out did a lot of they checking out their cervical mucus. >> mucus. their cervical mucus. >> yeah. s. their cervical mucus. >> yeah. this is more like a bluetooth thermometer kind bluetooth meat thermometer kind of bit of approach isn't it. it's a bit more, essentially more, but it's essentially the same knows if same thing. everyone knows if your regular, your periods are regular, there's about 4 or 5 there's a period of about 4 or 5 days you're extremely days when you're extremely fertile. can bear to fertile. if you can just bear to , know, innovate during that , you know, innovate during that time, you'll be all right. >> well, thank you for telling me how is. me how this is. >> area is not really my >> this area is not really my strong suit, so. okay >> why don't you try this one? i think this going to josh and think this is going to josh and what's expressions what's your facial expressions on possibly when on cats? possibly including when they cats have 300 they whether their cats have 300 facial expressions. >> and how decode them >> and here's how to decode them and it doesn't actually and then it doesn't actually decode no, decode them at all? no, essentially quite essentially that would be quite an appendix in the time. an appendix to put in the time. >> it? >> so wouldn't it? >> so wouldn't it? >> the really interesting >> but the really interesting part about this article, which i had no idea, dogs have 27 facial movements. but dogs movements. right? but but dogs evolve the ability to use their

eyebrows. yes i.e. the puppy dog expression. yeah and they've learnt because wolves don't have those muscles in their face. they get rewarded for it. >> it's like everything else it is. is the puppy dog. yeah you see dogs like on the internet, labradors been trained labradors that have been trained to as a treat to guess which cup as a treat underneath it. and then they express with their eyebrows disappointment when the other cup actually it's cute disappointment when the other cup yeahrlly it's cute disappointment when the other cup yeah cats it's cute disappointment when the other cup yeah cats i it's cute disappointment when the other cup yeah cats i don't t's cute disappointment when the other cup yeah cats i don't know cute disappointment when the other cup yeah cats i don't know how but yeah cats i don't know how many how many different moods can they possibly have there . can they possibly have there. >> very very complex. >> very very complex. >> a cat man to >> you look like a cat man to me. possibly. >> i do love cats. >> i do love cats. >> i do love cats. >> i don't any , but. yeah. yeah. >> have you ever picked up on the expression cat and the expression of a cat and thought, know it's thought, i know what it's thinking but generally thinking or no, but generally cats feel comfortable around me and a mutual , a and yeah, there's a mutual, a nice gentleman pronounces nice gentleman who pronounces his f's and his. >> exactly . >> exactly. >> exactly. >> efficiently distinguished. what got at home apart what have you got at home apart from children? what have you got at home apart frori children? what have you got at home apart frori don't'en? what have you got at home apart frori don't need anything else. >> i don't need anything else. constantly hassle me. >> not so much as a gerbil. >> not so much as a gerbil. >> way >> no way home. >> no way home. >> say it's like there's never any argument. >> cat and a dog. and honestly, i'm going to start bringing in

some facial expressions for you to decode. so the show is nearly oven to decode. so the show is nearly over. take another quick over. let's take another quick look front pages. over. let's take another quick lookdaily front pages. over. let's take another quick lookdaily mail. front pages. over. let's take another quick lookdaily mail. now front pages. over. let's take another quick lookdaily mail. now cummingss. the daily mail. now cummings feels the heat, the telegraph , feels the heat, the telegraph, cummings fed toxic misogynist culture in number 10, the guardian has a graveyard for children. airstrikes killed dozens at gaza refugee camp. the express revealed orgy of nasty racism at heart of covid failings is the eye news uk's old people should accept their fate from boris johnson's private stance revealed and finally, the daily star britain an apology. also boris johnson. those were your front pages. and thatis those were your front pages. and that is all we have time for. thank you to my guest, josh howie and nicholas de santo. leo kearse will be here tomorrow at 11 with josh howie and 11 pm. with josh howie and frances on the guest frances foster on the guest side. you're watching at 5 side. if you're watching at 5 am, tuned for breakfast. a.m, stay tuned for breakfast. othennise, thank for your othennise, thank you for your company. night

let's get it in early. pinching a punch. first of the month. >> as long as i get it, doing it the next. >> no, you're too slow. you're tuned into breakfast with eamonn holmes and isabel webster. >> leading the news this morning , suggested covid , boris johnson suggested covid was nature's way of dealing with old people, just one of the many exchanges described as bonkers in notes the number tens. in notes by the number tens. former chief scientist . former chief scientist. >> the inquiry into the government's handling of the pandemic heard from mr pandemic also heard from mr johnson's former top aide, dominic cummings. >> the cabinet office was a bombsite and many officials had come to me and said this is causing chaos. there has to be some formalised system to actually grip this because the cabinet office was a dumpster fire. >> israel claims the bombing of a refugee camp in gaza has killed a key hamas commander.