concerning. matt twist deeply concerning. matt twist said a group of counter—protesters were largely intoxicated, aggressive football hoougans intoxicated, aggressive football hooligans who spent most of the day attacking or threatening officers seeking to prevent them from confronting the main march . from confronting the main march. 92 people were arrested . mr 92 people were arrested. mr twist also said the intense debate about protest and policing has contributed to an increase in tension. the home secretary has been accused of stoking tension and emboldening the far right. she described pro—palestinian rallies as hate marches this week , our home and marches this week, our home and security editor mark white sent this report from westminster . this report from westminster. >> well, police have now moved in. they're trying to clear this main road going over westminster bridge. we've had protesters from both sides, pro—palestinian palestinian protesters and also these counter—protesters here. they have been clashing sporadically . as two groups have sporadically. as two groups have come together. but it's been pretty well contained by the metropolitan police and these

other forces who are here today on mutual aid. but it remains was fairly tense, a bit volatile , while when people from time to time are coming together as they head for the tube station to head for the tube station to head home, lock use of police here in parliament square to be able to deal with any eventuality in the hours ahead. >> mark colvin 126 arrests were made in london in total, although the scuffles did not mar today's two minute silence at the cenotaph, which police say was respectfully observed . say was respectfully observed. on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, marking the end of world war i, the uk paused for armistice day, world war ii veteran john dennett says the servicemen and women who made the ultimate sacrifice must

always be remembered. >> we must never forget what happened years ago. through all the wars that enabled us to be free where we are like we're lucky . and the kids i hope. lucky. and the kids i hope. i always said to the kids , without always said to the kids, without remembrance and remember it because if you don't, you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for those lads who gave their life like and it runs into thousands. >> finally, the israeli military says it will help evacuate babies trapped in gaza's largest hospital . on sunday, palestinian hospital. on sunday, palestinian officials say two babies have died at the al shifa hospital and dozens more are at risk. operations there have been suspended amid dwindling suppues suspended amid dwindling supplies and an increase in military activity nearby. israel claims hamas has placed command centres in and around the hospital and is using civilians

as shield, which the militant group denies. the red cross says it's shocked and appalled by the images and reports emerging from the al—shifa . well, that is it the al—shifa. well, that is it for the moment. this is gb news live across the uk and now it is time for headliners . time for headliners. >> thank you, aiden. hello and welcome to headliners. your nightly run through the next day's news headlines with three comedians. i'm one of them. i'm leo carson. tonight i'm joined by the dream team . by the dream team. >> we've got nick the big dog, dixon and lewis, the hot dog. >> schaffer i'm scared to know how you got those nicknames. how you both doing ? you both doing? >> i got it because i like meat. and you know that, of course. >> and hot dogs have got, what, 12% meat? >> and hot dogs have got, what, 12%theyt? >> and hot dogs have got, what, 12%they have more meat than . >> they have more meat than. than not than that . okay. i than not than that. okay. i can't go into mine because we go out at 5 am, but i just want to

say it's a coincidence that i'm wearing palestine colours of green and red. >> i don't want to get like >> i don't want to get into like a and spencer controversy, a marks and spencer controversy, you burnt the you know, and they burnt the hats that. so it's not hats and all that. so it's not a palestine thing. hats and all that. so it's not a pal i ;tine thing. hats and all that. so it's not a pali don'thing. hats and all that. so it's not a pali don't think anybody would >> i don't think anybody would noficed you noticed until you brought you haven't noticed until you brought you havin't noticed until you brought you havi get. okay. let's have a >> i get. okay. let's have a look sunday's front pages. look at sunday's front pages. the sunday telegraph leads with sunak right thugs and hamas sunak far right thugs and hamas sympathisers disrespect our heroes. the sunday times has hate intolerant apps and arrests as thugs hijack armistice day. the observer has calls grow for israel to hold fire in gaza as marchers throng london. >> the sunday mirror leads with sack her. >> now the sunday express has dignity and dishonour and finally, the daily star has our gimp terror. >> women fear original pair still on . still on. loose

and let's look at how the sunday papers are covering today's big story. we'll start with a sunday telegraph. we'll also cover the times as well. louis yeah, sunak far right thugs and hamas sympathisers disrespect our heroes. it's a nice you know, it's a nice spin. there are 2000, 2000 demonstrators, yet you know, and i don't know what they did. basically they were prevented from walking to the senate staff. yeah, right. and i'm watching. nailed it. yeah the cenotaph, which is which is which is a memorial for people who have died other places. i look that up at and they were marching to the cenotaph . i marching to the cenotaph. i don't think they were going to disrupt the cenotaph situation, but they were stopped . and the but they were stopped. and the met says we can't stop demonstrators , stop protests . demonstrators, stop protests. >> well, they've said previously and for the for the previous month, they've said we can't stop protests. >> we can't we can't arrest. >> we can't we can't arrest. >> you know, they've been very

hands off, allowing only hands off, allowing the only anti—semitic chants and the calls extermination of calls for the extermination of jews to ahead. but then today jews to go ahead. but then today , when some what they brand for far right thugs turn up nick all of a sudden they are able to make some arrests. wasn't it 82 arrests something? arrests or something? >> something like that. i know, i know. it's very unfortunate. and i didn't like ricci's statement i statement either. he said i condemn wholly condemn the violent, wholly unacceptable scenes we have seen today and today from the edl and associated groups hamas associated groups and hamas sympathisers. hamas sympathies. associated groups and hamas sym|is:hisers. hamas sympathies. associated groups and hamas sym|is thisrs. hamas sympathies. associated groups and hamas sym|is this strangeas sympathies. associated groups and hamas sym|is this strange idea mpathies. associated groups and hamas sym|is this strange idea abouties. this is this strange idea about the edl is effectively not been a thing since 2015. i'm some a thing since 2015. i'm not some edl apologist, but i think there is of a difference in my is a bit of a difference in my mind between groups who are sort of anti—west an entire way of life, hate jewish people. if we're honest. not everyone in the marches, of course , but a the marches, of course, but a certain and then certain number. and then basically showing up basically some lads showing up to getting a bit carried to sort of getting a bit carried away cases were the away who in many cases were the kind of people who fought in the wars, know, working class wars, you know, working class lads in these wars lads who fought in these wars and i don't they're and i don't think they're all far it's not like far right. and it's not like there's group, you there's some nazi group, you know, us. know, which is also alien to us. they're like neo nazis.

they're not like neo nazis. they're not like neo nazis. they're just basically lads who are is our are saying, no, this is our tradition some them tradition and maybe some of them are getting a bit carried away. but think it's but i don't think it's equivalent. yeah, absolutely. and if hitler back and i think if hitler came back today between today and he had to pick between the with blindfold the two marches with a blindfold on, he'd probably ones on, he'd probably pick the ones that seeking to that were seeking to exterminate, israel exterminate, to eliminate israel and kill jews and holding swastikas signs. by the way, there were some swastikas today like mixed with the star of david and stuff. yeah it could be people the times on be those people and the times on the front they it the front cover. they cover it with a similar. yeah, yeah. they've headlines. with a similar. yeah, yeah. they've got headlines. with a similar. yeah, yeah. they've got hate,5adlines. with a similar. yeah, yeah. they've got hate, intolerance with a similar. yeah, yeah. thejarrests hate, intolerance with a similar. yeah, yeah. thejarrests asite, intolerance with a similar. yeah, yeah. thejarrests as thugs olerance with a similar. yeah, yeah. thejarrests as thugs hijack:e and arrests as thugs hijack armistice day. that bothered armistice day. and that bothered me at least me a little bit because at least the just quoting me a little bit because at least the whereas just quoting me a little bit because at least the whereas this st quoting me a little bit because at least the whereas this seemsing me a little bit because at least the whereas this seems like sunak, whereas this seems like a bit of editorial from the times. it's this always it's always this was always going narrative. thugs going to be the narrative. thugs huack going to be the narrative. thugs hijack and on. know, hijack it and so on. you know, you see coming a mile you could see it coming a mile off. that was going to be the narrative. and the times narrative. and that's the times are increasingly lefty newspaper going with the they're little version i mean, it almost version of it. i mean, it almost felt a trap had felt like a trap. a trap had been for regular working been set for regular working class turn up being class lads to turn up being baited you know for baited into it, you know for for, weeks we've seen war memorials wrapped palestinian memorials wrapped in palestinian flags, which is just an egregious insult to britain .

egregious insult to britain. and, you know, you can imagine the outrage if somebody took a union flag and stapled it to the to the door of a mosque. but you're saying they'd be in jail. but for some reason, we've all got to say no , this is fine. got to say no, this is fine. >> no, you carry on. >> no, you carry on. >> you have your tantrum. you call you know, your call for, you know, your genocide rest it genocide and all the rest of it and just them go ahead and just let them go ahead of it. and and then this. this it. and then and then this. this was baited. they said, we're going have protests on going to have protests on armistice day and remembrance sunday and then, of course, you know, people turn up and the police are there waiting, ready to arrest. to pounce and arrest. >> yeah . so that's not baiting >> yeah. so that's not baiting when a march of one when you stop a march of one group, but you don't stop the march of another group. they didn't think the didn't get i don't think the palestinians it's palestinians demonstrate it's got a you know, had the right to march to the us embassy. they just said we're marching to the us embassy . i mean, they did us embassy. i mean, they did they did everybody favour they did everybody a favour by not cenotaph , but not going to the cenotaph, but you know, at the point is, is thatis you know, at the point is, is that is that what they want to

do is it's i think it's called conflate gration. what is it called when you mix things together ? they're just trying to together? they're just trying to they're just trying to say there's an equality in the whole thing and our is thing and saying our side is just as bad. and when you do that, you you're basically you're basically killing yourselves. yeah >> i mean, ijust yourselves. yeah >> i mean, i just like before we move on to the next story, i just like to point out that these supposed far right yobs were silent for the two minutes. they paid respect to the fallen soldiers. i think we should soldiers. so i think we should recognise that . anyway. what are recognise that. anyway. what are the observer leading with, nick? well, the same thing, but well, it's the same thing, but it's different angle it's just this different angle on calls grow for on it. it's calls grow for israel fire in gaza as israel to hold fire in gaza as marchers throng london. so it's the guardian type the observer slash guardian type take on it. hundreds of thousands rally as police arrest far right protesters. so you can see what they're for. see what they're going for. they're protesting they're talking about protesting israel's continued bombardment of course, you of gaza. and, of course, you know, it's obviously a know, it's obviously there is a horrible, things are horrible, horrible things are happening but that's happening in gaza, but that's just the very much their take, isn't it? entirely sympathetic with classic observer ? with the march classic observer?

i calls for i mean, this calls for a ceasefire. there was a ceasefire up until october. seventh, up until october. the seventh, and then broke and then hamas broke the ceasefire a war. ceasefire and now it's a war. and you know, unfortunately, there are civilian casualties in this war. hamas haven't stopped firing rockets . hezbollah firing rockets. hezbollah haven't stopped firing rockets. lewis and they haven't they haven't given up the 230, 250 jewish hostages or not, i'm not even sure they're all jewish. >> they could be from other countries as well . and the truth countries as well. and the truth is , is that people don't know is, is that people don't know this out there. they think there's sort of inequality between hamas and between the palestinians. and the muslim world and the jews. there are 15 million jews. yeah. do you know how many how many muslims there are? >> nearly 2 billion. >> nearly 2 billion. >> nearly 2 billion? 1.9 billion. so you know, every time they say that i'm become proud of myself, that we as jews, with so few people , are able to cause so few people, are able to cause so few people, are able to cause so much damage in the world and have so much power. >> yeah, a few times in this show.

>> in this show, moving on, finally, what of the sunday mirror? >> got in the front cover? >> got in the front cover? >> lewis, is this me ? sacker now >> lewis, is this me? sacker now pm must act braverman after ugly scenes on armistice day and it's in the guardian also where they they don't have anybody saying well you need to sack braverman people behind the scenes that's the way politics work in this country. it's very cowardly . country. it's very cowardly. it's all like they stay up people in the back, they never come out and say, you got to get rid of person. but this rid of this person. but this woman, braverman the woman, suella braverman is the bravest who's in bravest woman who's been in politics. a braver man. politics. she's a braver man. she's a braver man . yeah. there she's a braver man. yeah. there you go. i even thought you go. i hadn't even thought about i wish i had thought about that. i wish i had thought about that. i wish i had thought about a hero. about that. she's. she's a hero. she absolutely a hero. and she is absolutely a hero. and she's taking it. she is absolutely a hero. and she's taking it . she's she is absolutely a hero. and she's taking it. she's taking she's taking it. she's taking she's taking it. she's taking she's taking risks . and she's taking the risks. and she's taking the risks. and she's a price it. >> but then people would say >> but but then people would say she's she's attacked the government . she's attacked. government. she's attacked. she's attacked. number 10. she's beenin she's attacked. number 10. she's been in defiance . she's been in defiance. she's criticised the police. i mean, these are these are because she's out how weak , not

she's pointing out how weak, not even weak because they're just playing into the hands of these people. >> it's not like they're biased. and at the end of the day, oh, my god, i hate that saying. but at the end it says it. i know i say it all the time. i've got i've got to come up with a new one. tweet me, tweet me. and if you have a new if you have a new a new sailing your calendar. no. oh, should i sell it now? no. oh, should i sell it now? no no. okay. it what you okay. is it is it what do you make of suella? >> . >> is. >> is. >> yeah, well, look, people are saying weak. sunak if he saying he's weak. sunak if he isn't sacker. >> also weak me. >> but he also looks weak to me. if does he's just if he does because he's just caving people like sadiq caving in to people like sadiq khan, directly khan, saying she's directly responsible for attacks on the cenotaph, i cenotaph, which is absurd. i mean, you won't get any credit. you'll, sack her, you'll, they'll sack her, they'll else they'll attack someone else next, always do. next, like the left always do. and criticism is that she and one criticism is that she hasn't effective. she hasn't been that effective. she just then just has rhetoric. but then you've to do something you've got to do something different. have different. what the tories have been for years because been doing for 13 years because that's not worked either. and she does for a of she does speak for a lot of people. will alienate people. he will alienate a section the voting public section of the voting public there gambling and saying, well, no, not on board no, most people are not on board with and you

with it and but you know, i think there is an element of braverman syndrome. braverman derangement syndrome. you've got a senior tory here in the guardian saying she's a monster and all get very monster and they all get very carried know, she's monster and they all get very carriai know, she's monster and they all get very carria conviction know, she's monster and they all get very carria conviction politician e's just a conviction politician saying she thinks. saying what she thinks. i believe. yeah. okay. well, that's all time for that's all we have time for, for part with us. in part one. but stay with us. in part one. but stay with us. in part two, we're going to look at child violence, child climate change viagra change advisors and how viagra changed a completely changed sex. that's a completely separate story

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>> welcome back to headliners . >> welcome back to headliners. with me, leo kearse, louis schaefer and nick the big dog, dixon kicking things off in this section with the observer and half of british youths have been subjected to violence. is this actual violence or words or literal violence? louis yeah, or seeing violence , yes. seeing violence, yes. >> that's what's interesting about this thing. and it says half of all teenagers have witnessed or been a victim of violence . study reveals a record violence. study reveals a record numbers . numbers. >> we can get them up can we get them up and what does that mean? >> witness violence . everybody's >> witness violence. everybody's seen violence. you know, you could be you could in could be you could be in a playground. and one sees people around yeah, around louis schaefer yeah, and especially to be a especially it's hard to be a kid. lots of violence kid. there's lots of violence anyway, is this youth anyway, this is this youth endowment fund, which i don't even it's part even know, you know, it's part of or something, of the government or something, or from of the government or something, or government from of the government or something, or government and from of the government or something, or government and they from of the government or something, or government and they that the government and they say that uk is should be, you uk teenagers is should be, you should pay more attention to them and you shouldn't put them through policing. and it also says, nick, that we should if youths are have committed

violence, then we should put them on special mentoring programs. >> yeah. so we should reward violent youths. yes, they need mentors like yoda. yeah. it's a it's . i mentors like yoda. yeah. it's a it's. i know. mentors like yoda. yeah. it's a it's . i know. what do you do it's. i know. what do you do about it? i mean, they're talking about the home office is saying they're invested in a twin of early twin track approach of early intervention they've put 170 enforcement, and they've put 170 million into it. i mean, maybe . million into it. i mean, maybe. but nothing to work but nothing seems to work because you because once you've got, you know, police presence know, you want police presence on we don't have on the streets, we don't have that. you want stop and search. that's then that's controversial. and then once gang culture is once the sort of gang culture is embedded, it's too late, embedded, then it's too late, really, isn't yeah, because embedded, then it's too late, realcan't|'t yeah, because embedded, then it's too late, real can't|'t ytpenetrate se embedded, then it's too late, realcan't|'t ytpenetrate that you can't sort of penetrate that and care. and they don't care. >> it isn't too late. you put people people in, in people you put people in, in, in jail you put them in the jail or you put them in the military fight national service. >> that works well. >> that works so well. maybe we'd have national pride. we'd have some national pride. yeah. national >> and because of the >> and because because of the war coming and is a war that's coming and there is a war that's coming and there is a war that's coming and there is a war that's coming, we're going to many soldiers as we to need as many soldiers as we can. your approach is a bit like knives. >> you'll love guns and missiles and you basically send them off to violence. yeah why to fight like violence. yeah why not to the middle east, do not go to the middle east, do some states sanctioned violence?

yeah. iran. so you yeah. introducing iran. so you send them off. i guess the worrying thing in this article is you know, we think is that you know, we think of violence being a gang violence as just being a gang culture as just culture amongst kids, as just being restricted to a handful of kids when fact 50% have been kids, when in fact 50% have been exposed to violence. but i exposed to violence. but then i was thinking, mean, when i was was thinking, i mean, when i was a i saw fights. and that's a kid, i saw fights. and that's what they're talking about. i was yeah, i was in was in some yeah, i was in fights as well. not very good one. how one. right? do we do we know how many people actually participated this ? participated in this? >> different >> it's a totally different number people who were number from the people who were watching so, yes , it's watching it. so, yes, it's a violent out there , but it violent world out there, but it may not be as violent as people say. guy got £200 million say. this guy got £200 million from the british government. wow okay. for telling people what you just said. maybe we should be kumbaya . nice to people. wow. be kumbaya. nice to people. wow. mentors added that for much less. >> moving on, we've got the sunday telegraph now with the shocking news that the younger generation don't know what remembrance day is. we might as well rename it. can't remember it's day. nick nice. yeah, it's two thirds of young people don't know what remembrance day

commemorates. now, one commemorates. now, there is one silver story, commemorates. now, there is one silver it's story, commemorates. now, there is one silver it's talking story, commemorates. now, there is one silver it's talking about], commemorates. now, there is one silver it's talking about young which it's talking about young people, between people, and it says it's between 1981 and 1996. officially 1981 and 1996. so i'm officially young, a great thing young, which is a great thing about story because i was about this story because i was born between those dates. but other than that, it's quite bleak. survey reveals that bleak. this survey reveals that basically millennials and even more generation 2, have no more so, generation 2, have no clue the first world war. clue about the first world war. they think it might be something to with the english to do with the english civil war, war, napoleon war, the iraq war, the napoleon wars. are getting it wars. so people are getting it fewer than 1 in 2 said the first world war. when asked what remember says about. so pretty shocking. and it's not that surprising, because the surprising, though, because the new generation are clueless. i mean , was sort i feel like mean, i was sort of i feel like the last generation to really the last generation to be really connected because connected this because my granddad, both my grandparents, fought grandfathers in fought in grandfathers fought in world you know, i could world war two. you know, i could speak about it. speak to my granddad about it. he being killed he saw people being killed in front and have a front of him. and you have a connection with growing up connection with it growing up and permeates whole and it's it permeates the whole atmosphere. was when you now for younger just younger people they're just heanng younger people they're just hearing and hearing about it vaguely and they don't have a clue. i mean, i'll give you another i'll just give you an another example. was a sort of example. there was a sort of interesting other day. example. there was a sort of intereswas other day. example. there was a sort of intereswas going other day. example. there was a sort of intereswas going around er day. example. there was a sort of intereswas going around saying, a guy was going around saying, will you sign up for in support of everyone's going,

of hamas and everyone's going, yeah, sounds great. of hamas and everyone's going, yeaihe sounds great. of hamas and everyone's going, yeaihe goes, sounds great. of hamas and everyone's going, yeaihe goes, i sounds great. of hamas and everyone's going, yeaihe goes, i justiounds great. of hamas and everyone's going, yeaihe goes, i just need; great. of hamas and everyone's going, yeaihe goes, i just need to reat. of hamas and everyone's going, yeaihe goes, i just need to read and he goes, i just need to read the and conditions. the terms and conditions. and you and you have to support rape and murder and the eradication of the oh, the west. and they went, oh, i can't that because they just can't do that because they just hear issue. it's the new hear an issue. it's the new current and current thing. and they immediately it with no immediately support it with no knowledge because of this lack of history and so of knowledge of history and so many people their news and many people get their news and their about their information about about history from history and current events from social 15 social media. you know, a 15 second tiktok often the second tiktok isn't often the best that if they best place to learn that if they get the problem is that >> the problem here is that we've had 70 or more years of peace world war peace from world war, world war ii need more war, we ii saying we need more war, we need more war. >> you're in luck. >> you're in luck. >> the fact that there >> no, the fact that there hasn't been wars hasn't been any wars created a whole world this country of whole world in this country of and kids and even me like and my own kids and even me like , who can't fight, who won't fight . and then we're in fight. and then we're in a situation now where people want us dead and we can't even imagine other people wanting us. daddy, i brought in today because of armistice day a picture of my grandfather, benjamin gold, and he fought in france in world war i. my father fought in france in world war ii

, but this is a picture of him. and he drove a truck . he was and he drove a truck. he was a lorry driver. i don't know. they didn't call it a lower truck driver in america. and he luckily lived. that's why i'm here. >> yeah, well, yeah. so we're remembering his contribution as well to britain moving on, we've got the sunday telegraph again with the shocking news that the united nations is exploiting child labour with children as young as 12, working for it. louis yeah, i'm 12 and i advise the united nations on climate change. >> the united nations is hiring advisors as young as 12 to consult on climate change after the thunberg effect, which is like they see greta thunberg and they think, oh, i'm going to do it. so there was one girl, she sees the 12 year old and she published a book and she wrote the book herself and she had it published and nothing to do with her. >> i just like to point out this one line with the help of her parents. yeah. so i'm always a bit suspicious when i see that. and a picture of her and there's a picture of her just there. she's she's called and there's a picture of her just �*victorshe's she's called and there's a picture of her

just “victor and; she's called and there's a picture of her just “victor and she's; called and there's a picture of her just “victor and she's 12alled and there's a picture of her just “victor and she's 12 years mad victor and she's 12 years old now. now, an advisor for the united you know united nations doesn't, you know , don't you worry that all , nick, don't you worry that all the change doomsday the climate change doomsday culting is terrifying for children and they think the world's going to end because they're literally told the world is on fire and it's going to end. it's a very scary message for kids. yeah. and firstly, the un i they had un are awful. i mean, they had that they refused to fully that vote. they refused to fully acknowledge october 7th, didn't that vote. they refused to fully ackn rememberctober 7th, didn't that vote. they refused to fully ackn remember that? 7th, didn't that vote. they refused to fully ackn remember that? 7th, did|the they remember that? i meant the exact wording but it was, exact wording of it. but it was, it it was very dodgy. and it was, it was very dodgy. and then second you then the second point, like you say, this climate change doomerism it's this doomerism and it it's this bizarre of people bizarre celebration of people who've skipped they're who've skipped school. they're all sky viewers. all basically sky viewers. they're be called skivers. when i i mean, she skipped i grew up, i mean, she skipped school greta who skipped school copying greta who skipped school. few few more school. they have a few few more people also people in the article who also skipped on these skipped school to go on these climate change. i we only climate change. i mean, we only had pretending to be ill had snow or pretending to be ill and they've got like this like, oh, for climate oh, we're doing it for climate change. you're just you're change. no, you're just you're truants. school, truants. no, go back to school, learn not skivers. these >> this is not skivers. these are parents are trying are bad parents who are trying to get some get some business out their get some out of their kids, get some publicity in america. there was a seven year old who a there was a seven year old who

was i don't know whether was flying. i don't know whether he was flying across america by himself. , by himself. the youngest, not by himself, the person himself, but the youngest person to fly a plane across america . to fly a plane across america. >> he's actually driving the plane. he was actually flying the plane was doing the plane and he was doing a very until time very good job up until the time it field in in idaho. >> is he okay? died no, he is dead. he is dead. and this these people, this young girl who was 12 years old is probably going to be very unlikeable by the time she's an adult. >> right. okay if she lives, you just judge the child . and we've just judge the child. and we've got observer now with the got the observer now with the news no new wind farms are news that no new wind farms are being built in england, it's probably as well. we've got probably just as well. we've got enough already enough wind already without growing more. nick yeah, it's onshore wind projects in england stall new applications are stall as no new applications are received and it's fears grow that rishi sunak's anti—green policy shift is driving investment in renewable energy abroad. so other people are taking advantage of wind and where and where. and i don't where not and where. and i don't care because wind is rubbish . i care because wind is rubbish. i mean looks ugly. the wind mean it looks ugly. the wind farm, they don't, farm, apparently they don't, they biodegrade is it? they don't biodegrade is it?

they just sort of stuck there forever. something like that. i've remembered i've half remembered and it's inefficient. hit pigeons. yeah there's and could be there's all that and we could be rich just. want to. we rich just. we just want to. we need to go nuclear on nuclear. that's i'm saying. that's what i'm saying. yeah. build nuclear. don't build a load of nuclear. don't bother wind. other bother with wind. let other countries i'm not. i'm countries do wind. i'm not. i'm not all. well yeah, not bothered at all. well yeah, and problem and part of the problem is we don't infrastructure to don't have the infrastructure to get the electricity generated by from which from the wind farms which you know are if it works, know i think are if it works, that's great. but if we can't get the electricity people's that's great. but if we can't get the whereasy people's that's great. but if we can't get the whereasy |nuclear, houses, whereas with nuclear, the up the infrastructure is set up to have sort centralised have these sort of centralised power stations distributing the electricity needs to be electricity and it needs to be stored, there's a whole problem with about this. >> it's the point is this is just a puff piece by the guardian for renewables. it's just saying, hey, we got to we got to have more renewables at the end. we need oil, oil and coal has made has made . we need coal has made has made. we need to frack. >> no one knew what you were going to say that if you've got the times now and lewis no, you just take viagra to stop you rolling out of bed. but apparently rolling out of bed. but astex1tly rolling out of bed. but astex or! rolling out of bed. but astex or some people use it to

for sex or some people use it to lower their blood pressure. >> it's valuable because it increases. >> how many excuses have you got ? >> well, it's a pretty big excuse. if anything , you can't excuse. if anything, you can't make about blood pressure and gout diabetes. sorry. it's gout and diabetes. sorry. it's all you're right. all about sorry. you're right. it's health. all about sorry. you're right. it's howhealth. all about sorry. you're right. it's how foolish of it. >> how foolish of it. >> how foolish of it. >> the is collapsing. >> the world is collapsing. at least we'll have our health least we'll have our good health around least we'll have our good health arowand you also have an >> and you also have an erection. apparently, according to i not need to this article, i do not need that anyway . that anyway. >> okay. anyway, so this is. this is a this is a puff piece about the 25th anniversary of viagra and how viagra is great. and more and more people using it. and it was invented by pfizen it. and it was invented by pfizer, which is maybe taking people's the fact that people's minds off the fact that pfizer has possibly killed thousands with a bad vaccine. well that's that's a complete spec violation. >> and obviously, obviously, most most scientists would say the vaccine is also saved. you know, millions, millions of lives. i mean, personally, i've got no idea. knowing how he keeps forcing you to say that, isn't it? >> yeah, i'm not saying i'm saying possibly . saying possibly. >> and what tell us about viagra

. how you get on to like . how do you get on to like nick? you tell about. well, nick? you tell us about. well, look, never obviously look, i've never obviously needed too young and needed it. i'm too young and i live woods. but it live alone in the woods. but it is fascinating that they've discovered by accident. discovered this by accident. when to when patients were reluctant to give back . that's my give the drugs back. that's my favourite that's favourite fact. and that's how they realised there might be something other was something in it. my other was developed for something else. something in it. my other was devsomethingsomething else. something in it. my other was dev somethingsomeithen else. something in it. my other was devsomethingsomeithen people for something else. then people were having were suddenly having side effects. to keep effects. they wanted to keep secret the drugs hidden secret and keep the drugs hidden under pillow. other under their pillow. the other thing hefner thing i like is that hugh hefner took deaf took so much, it made him deaf in one yeah. was he used? in one ear. yeah. was he used? where was he putting it? i mean, he was 91. >> 91 years old. this is >> he was 91 years old. this is this is the times of london. the times doing another puff piece about drugs, because the times loves drugs. they they number one drug pusher in the entire i think it's just an interesting story to read on a sunday about the history of viagra. >> i don't think it's part of some globalist conspiracy. anyway. before we get taken down by ofcom, that's it for part two. but coming up, we've got schools teaching that white people invented racism, catering

for pupils, identifying as cats, and calls for suella to go. never and don't you go either.

radio. welcome back to headliners. >> kicking off this section with the telegraph, with kids being taught that white people invented racism. i mean, we also invented racism. i mean, we also invented antibiotics and electricity. but sure , focus on electricity. but sure, focus on the racism. nick, tell us more. great point. yeah. children to

told read woke as school study book that claims white people invented racism. oh, a school study books. i get it. sorry i didn't study enough to read that. i needed to read more books about how white people are evil. this is the scottish government and being government and it's being trialled ayrshire trialled in south ayrshire council and it's they're coming out with appalling like out with appalling things like there's book, skin, there's this book, my skin, your skin, that says racism started a long ago when white people long time ago when white people wanted control over wanted to have more control over people who were not white, just insane. farrakhan can insane. louis farrakhan can i know licis against white people. exactly. and they may as well say we were invented in a cave like louis farrakhan, just like bizarre racism and it says, and there's another one that says being racist against white people a thing. all this people is not a thing. all this stuff, racism involve the stuff, racism must involve the abuse by institution, abuse of power by institution, which is one reason. now jewish abuse of power by institution, which iare|e reason. now jewish abuse of power by institution, which iare underon. now jewish abuse of power by institution, which iare under attackn jewish abuse of power by institution, which iare under attack because people are under attack because you oh, you're you just say, oh, you're powerful, therefore, you know, there can't be any prejudice against you. so disgusting against you. so it's disgusting stuff insane stuff and it's insane indoctrination of kids really to get them to hate a particular race if they are white, get them to hate themselves. no wonder race if they are white, get them to hawhite mselves. no wonder race if they are white, get them to hawhite mseliare no wonder race if they are white, get them to hawhite mseliare struggling�* poor white boys are struggling in schools it's about as

in schools and it's about as disgusting and races as could disgusting and races as it could be. really and yeah, i mean, i don't know. i'm so angry. i can't. i mean, louis, they talk aboutin can't. i mean, louis, they talk about in this book, they say racism is just the abuse of power an institution. so power by an institution. so racism can go in one racism can only go in one direction, but they have the power. the institution. power. they are the institution. they the school. putting out they are the school. putting out the propaganda. they are the school. putting out the now 'opaganda. they are the school. putting out the now they anda. they are the school. putting out the now they are. . they are the school. putting out the now they are. but you've >> for now they are. but you've got give white people credit got to give white people credit that they imported black people got to give white people credit that this' imported black people got to give white people credit that this countryed black people got to give white people credit that this country just.ack people got to give white people credit that this country just tok people got to give white people credit that this country just to justople into this country just to just to have racism against them, just to put them down and to make them feel bad. >> well, according to according to a lot of critical race theory, racism actually predates white people are just inherently racist. so we were racist when there weren't people of other races to be racist against, which is an incredible achievement . achievement. >> but the amazing thing about me is, as a jew, we always thought of ourselves as black. i know i seem probably white to you, but i had dark hair and dark eyebrows. i was i wasn't . i dark eyebrows. i was i wasn't. i wasn't. i wasn't white person growing up in america and now they they think we're white

people. so i've had the best of the worst of both worlds. hated me when it was bad to be black. and now they hate me when it's bad to be. >> but to throw it back on the americans. this comes from the us. this comes from us us. this comes from a us librarian . you know, we've librarian. you know, we've imported this critical race theory people , theory stuff. white people, white people are not only the least racist, it's the only group really to not group that's really tried to not be racist. we've got this weird group that's really tried to not be ra(where5've got this weird group that's really tried to not be ra(where you got this weird group that's really tried to not be ra(where you couldis weird group that's really tried to not be ra(where you could argue'd group that's really tried to not be ra(where you could argue it's thing where you could argue it's a weird arrogance of like, self—loathing, so a weird arrogance of like, self- like, ling, so a weird arrogance of like, self-like,1ing, weird so a weird arrogance of like, self-like,1ing, weird kind) bad. like, it's a weird kind of entitlement. know, we're entitlement. you know, we're boasting about how evil we are. but, know, it's other groups but, you know, it's other groups don't this. don't really worry about this. they their battles and they they have their battles and they don't . don't care. >> they're walking >> they think they're walking on lilies and lilies all day long. and there's a there's a guy one of a guy, there's a guy one of the books, name is david, david books, his name is david, david olusoga. david, have you heard of this guy? david l'escola? olusoga. david, have you heard of tas guy? david l'escola? olusoga. david, have you heard of ta tvjy? david l'escola? olusoga. david, have you heard of ta tv show ivid l'escola? olusoga. david, have you heard of ta tv show with _'escola? olusoga. david, have you heard of ta tv show with him jla? olusoga. david, have you heard of ta tv show with him for’ olusoga. david, have you heard of ta tv show with him for the did a tv show with him for the bbc before they realised that i was not fit for the bbc. >> that's why you hate them . >> that's why you hate them. that was an awkward three minutes. yeah. >> and he. he wrote a book, a short essential history, which is included in the list of books

about racism and white people being racist . and he about racism and white people being racist. and he is about racism and white people being racist . and he is father being racist. and he is father is, i think, nigerian , but he is is, i think, nigerian, but he is a lovely guy. but he's the he is so much whiter than i am . so much whiter than i am. >> he is. we're moving on. we've got the telegraph again with great news for people who aren't very smart. louis yeah this is graduates from former polytechnics earning more than russell group university peers and they did a study which was done for discover discover uni , done for discover discover uni, a government backed source of information about uk higher education. >> i think what this is, this is just like a goal to get people to go to not be turned off by university because people are basically disgusted and they're saying that they're saying that that there are people who go to the russell group schools who get make less money than people who go to those old polytechnics and the russell group universities are the are the really good universities in the

uk like durham and places like that, prestigious ones . that, prestigious ones. >> well, i've been to one without even realising it. i mean, i've been at york, which is i didn't realise that it is one. i didn't realise that it was till recently, but was a term till recently, but i've them. but i've just been to them. but yeah, i don't particularly care because what the article reveals yeah, i don't particularly care becalwhat1at the article reveals yeah, i don't particularly care becalwhat1at kind rticle reveals yeah, i don't particularly care becalwhat1at kind rti(knowveals yeah, i don't particularly care becalwhat1at kind rti(know that is, is what we kind of know that university work like it university doesn't work like it used we sort went based used to. we sort of went based on a generations notion used to. we sort of went based on ayou generations notion used to. we sort of went based on ayou gyou'ations notion used to. we sort of went based on ayou you got ns notion that you went, you got a humanities degree , that humanities degree, that was a big but by time we big deal. but by the time we went, it didn't really mean anything. it's actually anything. so now it's actually better some and better to go to some poly and study game art or study video game art or something because mean, those study video game art or songrowth because mean, those study video game art or songrowth industry. mean, those study video game art or songrowth industry. whereashose are growth industry. whereas whereas like whereas something like philosophy isn't right. philosophy probably isn't right. >> so they're doing is >> so what they're doing is they're comparing some really horrific , really horrific horrific thing, really horrific course at bristol or exeter with, with something that can make you a little bit of money at some, you know aberystwyth university, which i don't think it is this article is it is this is this article is part of tony blair thing to part of the tony blair thing to get kids to go to college. he wanted 70% of kids to go to university , which is just ridiculous. >> i mean, for a start, only about 10% are smart or

needed. >> and he's and tony blair. this is one more way that tony blair has been totally discredited along with multiculturalism and i think he was meant to take that as well. >> we've got the telegraph now . >> we've got the telegraph now. oh, and a school has denied accusations that it gives litter trays to pupils who identify as cats. have they just been telling them to go in the next door neighbour's flowerbeds? nick yeah, litter trays for pupils identify cats. pupils who identify as cats. it's of the it's not within a whisker of the truth, and that's a truth, says school, and that's a pun. telegraph. pun. there from the telegraph. and monmouth in and it's west monmouth school in pontypool, south wales . and pontypool, south wales. and they're of they're denying it's one of these weird things where they just makes sound just denying it makes you sound silly. to take this silly. i'd like to take this opportunity that opportunity to assure you that we will not be we do not and will not be planning on providing any litter trays at school. whilst we trays at the school. whilst we are inclusive welcoming are an inclusive and welcoming school, we do not make any provision for any pupils who might animal of might identify as an animal of any someone's forced any kind. so someone's forced them absurd kind them into this absurd kind of state. it's because of state. but it's because of social media and it seems to be pretty as pretty much a prank, as far as i can tell. but you can see why it why it happened because you had rye with that famous rye college with that famous thing, as

thing, the person identifying as a had a school a cat. we've had a school where a cat. we've had a school where a be addressed as a kid wanted to be addressed as a kid wanted to be addressed as a dinosaur. it doesn't say which. to be a which. and 111 wanted to be a horse. one wanted the horse. one wanted to be the moon. you can see why it's moon. so you can see why it's happening. absurd. well, happening. it's absurd. well, but does be a bit but it does seem to be a bit of a one. and it's part a prank, this one. and it's part of pronoun thing of this whole pronoun thing where you can identify as whatever and people whatever you want and people have recognise and your have to recognise and use your pronouns have them pronouns and you have them written little label. could written on a little label. could you litter tray you identify as the litter tray itself? if you low itself? if you had low self—esteem be illiterate. >> yeah, but i mean, sounds >> yeah, but i mean, it sounds it's not true, right, it's probably not true, right, nick said. but it nick right. nick said. but it sounds could be true. sounds like it could be true. that's the world think. >> i think the identifying is cats and moons and horses. >> all but the >> that's all true. but the school litter tray, school providing a litter tray, they provided they just haven't provided adequate the adequate facilities. that's the problem. be amazed they problem. i'd be amazed if they could pencil . could provide a working pencil. >> i like way they said. >> i like the way they said. whilst inclusive and whilst we are an inclusive and welcoming school , all whilst we are an inclusive and welcoming school, all this kind of behaviour is not acceptable at school. >> where's the line? yeah, >> yeah. where's the line? yeah, why what about acas? why not? what about acas? i thought said you'd inclusive thought you said you'd inclusive include cat people. yeah include the cat people. yeah okay. this why they don't okay. this is why they don't know what remembrance day is, by the because they're all the way. because they're all cats. heads of

cats. their heads full of cat litter. sunday meal now in a litter. the sunday meal now in a volcano is about to erupt in iceland. think it's the iceland. i think it's the country, the supermarket list. >> yeah, well , iceland declares >> yeah, well, iceland declares a state of emergency. is thousands are told to evacuate over eruption fears over volcanic eruption fears after a series of earthquakes and basically , iceland is built and basically, iceland is built on a fault line. a giant fault line. it's basically built out the earth. the earth can vary in size depending how much electricity is being pumped into it from the sun or from the from the solar system, which they have. which they have. >> is this a real thing? because it sounds like it could be a real then you're real thing, but then you're saying it's probably not saying it. so it's probably not a velkovski this a real maybe not velkovski this is theory. is the theory. >> is there >> the theory is there a tectonic plates, right? like basically the earth is a certain size there plates that size and there are plates that are yeah other are moving. yeah but the other theory is that depending on theory is, is that depending on how much electricity comes from the the solar the sun and from the solar system and from from the system and from the from the universe is the earth can get bigger or smaller. and as it gets bigger , those cracks. gets bigger, those cracks. >> nick, can you save me? not

really on this one. i love that louis has always got a theory about everything. he's like, you must do a lot of late night youtubing, but. yeah, but i've experienced. i mean, what can we really earthquake? really say about an earthquake? it's a story. it's it's not really a story. it's kind say? it kind of. what can we say? it happened. it's bad. i've experienced one guatemala. experienced one in guatemala. it was weird that the earth was literally under my feet. literally moving under my feet. like the song. yeah that's what literally moving under my feet. likeearthquake(eah that's what literally moving under my feet. likeearthquake is.h that's what literally moving under my feet. likeearthquake is. yeah,�*s what literally moving under my feet. likeearthquake is. yeah, but1at the earthquake is. yeah, but have you really. have you have you ever really. have you ever felt one where i was ever really felt one where i was in it was in one in vancouver and it was crazy. thought we were all crazy. i thought we were all going was in this going to die. i was in this office, at work and all of office, i was at work and all of a sudden office started. i a sudden the office started. i thought there was a big squad of rugby players running up and down something. rugby players running up and doer something. rugby players running up and doer looked something. rugby players running up and doer looked down mething. rugby players running up and doer looked down the 1ing. rugby players running up and doer looked down the office rugby players running up and dow it'saoked down the office rugby players running up and dow it's allzd down the office rugby players running up and dow it's all swaying. :he office rugby players running up and dowit's all swaying. and ffice rugby players running up and dowit's all swaying. and ffwas and it's all swaying. and i was like, stood up. i was like, like, i stood up. i was like, there's an earthquake. like, i thought everybody going thought everybody else was going to everybody to panic as well. everybody else is yeah, it's an is just like, yeah, it's an earthquake. stay away from earthquake. just stay away from the i wanted to the windows. i just wanted to run a field jump run out into a field and jump into in the middle into a star shape in the middle of it. that's that's a bad one. the was in just the one i was in is just a bottle of worcester sauce fell off fridge. so there's off the fridge. so there's different levels as well.

>> i was in one in, in, in los angeles in angeles when i was living in la. it was 83 or 84 l.a. and i think it was 83 or 84 and, i out the house and, and i ran out of the house and, and i ran out of the house and it wasn't an earthquake. it was just a car that was speeding down road and bashed right down the road and bashed right into my, my into my car and totalled my, my car front of my house car right in front of my house on hancock between between hayworth the hayworth and. can we get the full address, please? >> dancing ? are >> yeah. are you dancing? are you dancing a crime from 40 years yourself from years ago? doxing yourself from the i'm just to add >> i'm just trying to add a little detail to the thing. >> we're english. we don't >> so we're english. we don't even any of that even know what any of that means. seen earthquakes means. we've seen earthquakes can have norton. >> norton . >> i was on norton. >> i was on norton. >> matter. >> it doesn't matter. >> it doesn't matter. >> are watching this. >> people are watching this. they're going they're they're going to. they're going to they're not going to to tweet. they're not going to be on google maps, street view, tweet looking your tweet it and looking for your car. know hayworth. car. oh, i know ella hayworth. >> choose >> that's when you choose to promote yourself. old promote yourself. your old address lewis address years ago, lewis lewis schaffer out my old schaffer, find out my old address. terrible promotion. address. i'm terrible promotion. >> almost it's been >> it's been almost it's been almost 40 years. it's a long time ago. it was on. it was on norton . between fountain and h aywo rth. >> hayworth. >> okay . we went very in depth >> okay. we went very in depth on that story . that's part on that story. that's part three. done. and the final section, we've got the impact of

the ulez blade runner. evil dolphins and magic mushrooms . to dolphins and magic mushrooms. to be honest, it sounds like a regular night at lewis's. what a concoction. we'll see you in a

>> welcome back to headliners. >> welcome back to headliners. >> kicking things off with the telegraph and the blade runners who cut down ulez cameras have cost us £10 million on the plus side. that's a lot less than the ulez cameras would have cost us if they were working loose. >> yeah, i didn't realise it >> yeah, and i didn't realise it was much money for each of was that much money for each of these like these ulez cameras. like thousands of pounds each. but the vandal damage the bill for vandal damage to ulez at 10 ulez cameras estimated at 10 million for the past six months alone. we don't call them alone. alone we don't call them vandals . we call them ecological vandals. we call them ecological ecological warrior , seers, ecological warrior, seers, populist activists , arts and populist activists, arts and some other term . some other term. >> is that what they referred to here? >> that's what i would refer to them. they're doing a i don't support this. we can't support you almost did there. i almost did. you almost did there. i almost did then realise you're not

>> then you realise you're not allowed but look at how they allowed to. but look at how they they let they watch mccall. >> let just >> it's they let the just stop oil people who harm the lives of people and cost people money cost the taxpayer money and gum up the economy and also put people in danger. >> they are getting shot now though by some people only in panama . panama. >> yeah, by an american that was american doing in panama. anyway, khan he's a tool of teamwork and he wants to destroy our right of movement. he wants to eliminate all cars. he wants he believes in this climate scam business. >> and nick, can you provide some balance for ofcom? why is that? it was just everything you said . well, look, it does take a said. well, look, it does take a lot for the english to do this . lot for the english to do this. you know, we are very patient and tolerant, very nice people, really. but when something is so unjust and unpopular , we will unjust and unpopular, we will eventually crack. i mean, there are these sort of i'm sure we had ancient wars over tax and stuff. sure there's like had ancient wars over tax and stuff. arthurianhere's like had ancient wars over tax and stuff. arthurian legends,e these arthurian legends, but like, pay like, we're not going to pay this tax. we'll just go to war. like, we're not going to pay this this we'll just go to war. like, we're not going to pay this this is 5'll just go to war. like, we're not going to pay this this is thejust go to war. like, we're not going to pay this this is the kindjo to war. like, we're not going to pay this this is the kind of:o war. like, we're not going to pay this this is the kind of thing. like, we're not going to pay

this this is the kind of thing we and this is the kind of thing we will eventually do, not to justify we justify it in any way. we absolutely condemn all crimes on this program. we're very anti crime, slightly crime, but one can slightly understand crime, but one can slightly underste do is they push it. all they do is they push it. it's not like the poll tax. it's not even like the poll tax. there's going no humility there's going to be no humility and realisation. oh this was a bad to bad idea. they're just going to push and people push harder and push the people further over what is clearly a just radically unpopular just a radically unpopular measure. and a blatant measure. and it's a blatant cash grab, hole in grab, like there's a big hole in tfl's budget and sadiq khan's budget. wants to grab budget. so he just wants to grab as much money from people and really squeeze squeeze people until feel the pit and until he can feel the pit and they're doing the locally they're doing the same locally with these whatever they , with these ltn whatever they, you know, low traffic neighbourhoods, neighbourhoods, and then the parking charges that they have and the truth is, the truth is that a british people have always been fighters. >> we you know, we british people, we through tea into the boston harbour because we didn't want to pay the tax on it. yeah. which is the same thing which basically forced people to stop being stop being british. >> and that's how much british people like tea incredible.

people like tea is incredible. the observer now in a news that will surprise nobody, drivers of cars that are generally driven by are more by arrogant wazzock are more likely to be in accidents. nick i to add that fits on i want to add that word fits on the register of things. we're allowed yeah. allowed to say. yeah. bmw, subaru porsche drivers subaru and porsche drivers more likely , study likely to cause a crash, study finds. luckily i drive a bugatti, so never have to face it. i'm like the top g, but yeah. speeding, jumping a red light overtaking on double white lines, ignoring pedestrian crossings. these are all more likely from people who've got a subaru or porsche like me or a bmw. everyone in new colloquially that bmw drivers were , bad people. but now were bad, bad people. but now this confirms it with statistics. >> well, we don't know that it's this is one of those correlations associations risk of this is not itjust it correlations associations risk of this is not it just it could be the people who buy bmw . be the people who buy bmw. they're not dangerous drivers , they're not dangerous drivers, but maybe they're people who have bad days that they have to work extra hard because they're a busy go getters . a busy go getters. >> but also, i think some of the i mean, they talk about the

branding of the cars in this article. and i think with something like the bmw, it's sold, as you the drivers, sold, as you know, the drivers, the ultimate drivers machine. so then feel like they're then people feel like they're they're overconfident when they get a bmw. get behind the wheel of a bmw. and they're being and then because they're being overconfident a crash. >> yeah, well, when you when you, know , your stock you, you know, your stock and trade is safety, no one's going to be speeding with it. like in america, they had volvos or saw them here as well. yeah. and they were cars. you they were like safe cars. you were felt embarrassed by speeding. >> we've got the sunday mail now with the surprising news that magic mushrooms and airline travel aren't a great combination. louis yeah, well, this is this is an incredible story. >> it's in the daily mail, off duty pilot joseph emerson breaks his silence and says he tries and says he tries to shut down the plane's engine mid—flight while high on magic mushrooms to wake up from a bad dream. this is this is for this is for lights are stripping naked and urinating on himself at a police station and running down the aisle naked and masturbating . aisle naked and masturbating. are we sure he's not scottish?

well he's had a really bad day. they said he took magic mushrooms two days before, and this was on flight, which they this was on a flight, which they didn't. i tell the daily didn't. i tell you the daily mail could be better. they didn't mention where didn't even mention where the flight from flight was going from and from washington. the state of washington. the state of washington down to san francisco. and he's in big, big trouble. yeah, i didn't get the part that he was off duty and then suddenly he was on duty. >> was he off duty? >> like, why was he off duty? so he so he thought, he was off duty. so he thought, i'll take mushrooms. obviously, even though i'm a pilot. and but then do this then suddenly he had to do this flight. but he thought he flight. but he thought it was he was in dying. thought was in dying. he thought he was not. it dream. all these not. it was a dream. all these kind things hear not kind of things which i hear not ideal flying plane. and ideal for flying a plane. and also the most also it's not the most reassuring come over also it's not the most reastannoy come over also it's not the most reastannoy ladies come over also it's not the most reastannoy ladies and ne over also it's not the most reastannoy ladies and gentlemen, the tannoy ladies and gentlemen, just to descending now, i think i'm a dream and this might be i'm in a dream and this might be hell. turn off the hell. i'm going to turn off the engines try and this engines to try and get this dream. do drugs, kids. dream. don't do drugs, kids. thatis dream. don't do drugs, kids. that is the bottom line. yeah. >> least if you drugs, >> at least if you do do drugs, don't fly commercial jetliner don't fly a commercial jetliner while you're on those drugs. >> i mean, that's that's a and he's being charged for 83 counts

of attempted murder because there people in the on there are 83 people in the on there are 83 people in the on the but you know, the plane. yeah but you know, something now i'm something like right now i'm you're what he's saying on mushrooms. all right. is that what you're saying? that explain. that would explain a lot on the radio. it would explain though. people explain a lot, though. people would think their would think that their their career. sense. career. that would make sense. if thinking his if lewis has been thinking his whole show has been a dream since the start of headliners two years ago. >> stop the thing from flying. >> stop the thing from flying. >> we've got express now >> we've got the express now with shocking news that with the shocking news that dolphins i suppose dolphins are evil. i suppose that's one of history's that's why one of history's greatest that's why one of history's greate nick. i i get it. yeah. adolf nick. i i get it. yeah. this is iona living, swimming with sharks. they're not the creatures. worry creatures. you should worry about. so this is a guy called scuba dan, he's saying scuba dan, and he's saying that dolphins problem. dolphins are the problem. there's he calls the joker there's one he calls the joker who's evil dolphin that who's like, an evil dolphin that he they lure people he knows, and they lure people out to water. they out to deep water. they mess with they can with people's minds. they can stay awake for five days straight, which apparently is bad. they've got bad. they they've got a predilection for one of those pilots, fred. election good point. killing and point. for baby killing and rape. course, humans do a rape. but of course, humans do a lot of things. so, you lot of these things. so, you know, you've got to fair.

know, you've got to be fair. dolphins seen them, though, dolphins i've seen them, though, defend from a shark by defend someone from a shark by circling around them and protecting whole protecting them the whole way against so can help against sharks so they can help humans. also mess with humans. they can also mess with them as well. but were they just protecting him from the shark because eat him because they wanted to eat him later? i think later? i don't think so. i think they i think they're they can be. i think they're like they be good or like humans. they can be good or bad. they have big brains, big hearts. can you hearts. but they can be, you know complicated. hearts. but they can be, you know love �*omplicated. hearts. but they can be, you know love dolphinsed. hearts. but they can be, you know love dolphins .i. hearts. but they can be, you know love dolphins . i had a >> people love dolphins. i had a girlfriend. she wanted to go swimming naked with dolphins. the dolphins faux pas joe lewis. >> that's amazing . it's like a >> that's amazing. it's like a proper joke from a comedian . the proper joke from a comedian. the first1 in 2 years. >> i should have said it, man. she wanted to go swimming with them in florida. the miami dolphins. no, no, good. dolphins. no, no, it's good. >> don't. don't second guess yourself. you yourself. i think you. you did it and think it well enough. and i think maybe isn't making maybe the autopsy isn't making it better. but, yeah, that's it any better. but, yeah, that's an interesting point about dolphins is finally the mirror with news that aliens walk amongst us. well, they can't walk, but they're here. >> well, is so >> yeah, well, this is so ridiculous. this is lord martin rees, who's the astronomer.

royal and he says that there are aliens. they're artificial intelligence is considered an alien. and that's when i stopped reading because i thought. i thought this guy is a and most physicists are the stupidest people . well, all scientists . people. well, all scientists. >> that's like your water dehydrates . you claim physicists dehydrates. you claim physicists are stupid . no one thinks that. are stupid. no one thinks that. >> well, i don't care. i think it. but this guy, there's a physicist at home crying into his gin and tonic. >> now, remember, my calendar is up for sale. >> i haven't really promoted it this but i've got a this time, but i've got a calendar. it's like is calendar. it's only like this is some scientific advice on it. >> it say? uric acid >> what does it say? uric acid is more gout. is more than gout. >> gout more uric >> gout is more than uric acid. >> gout is more than uric acid. >> message everybody >> that's a message everybody wants calendar. >> that's a message everybody warso calendar. >> that's a message everybody warso weird. calendar. >> that's a message everybody warso weird. and calendar. >> that's a message everybody warso weird. and there's.ndar. >> that's a message everybody warso weird. and there's. and >> so weird. and there's. and there's acid. there's the uric acid. >> i'm now thinking this might be on a television be a dream. i'm on a television show lewis schaffer sharing show with lewis schaffer sharing his calendar is like his gout calendar. this is like a nightmare. yours for a nightmare. could be yours for only £175. i mean, nick did you read past the headlines? i did read past the headlines? i did read it. it was actually quite interesting. most interesting. it's the most interesting. it's the most interesting done, interesting ai story we've done, actually. it's like the actually. he said. it's like the

peak evolution , peak of danninian evolution, which i mean which isn't real, but i mean evolution . people who believe in evolution. people who believe in dannin are stupid . okay, i'm dannin are stupid. okay, i'm just going to do a. lewis but, but look, he's saying it's quite interesting. saying that interesting. he's saying that the that we could have the idea that we could have basically died quickly basically died out so quickly that would be that our telescopes would be unlikely human like unlikely to catch human like intelligence of intelligence in the sliver of time when was still embodied time when it was still embodied in he's saying in that form. so he's saying maybe this is why haven't maybe this is why we haven't found because found life elsewhere for because we evolve to ai like we suddenly evolve to ai like machine, like state and a human organic life or similar organic life. it disappears. that's why we can't see it sort of galaxies away whatever to see life, away or whatever to see life, you robots marching you know, the robots marching about mech arms and about with big mech arms and apparently not. they're hiding somehow quite somehow from us. it's quite interesting idea. so yeah, the idea is kind of alien idea that al is a kind of alien technology and it's our next evolution. i don't believe it. it's all anti—human sort of nonsense, it's interesting. it's all anti—human sort of nonseise, it's interesting. it's all anti—human sort of nonsei don't it's interesting. it's all anti—human sort of nonsei don't believe eresting. it's all anti—human sort of nonsei don't believe itesting. it's all anti—human sort of nonsei don't believe it either yeah, i don't believe it either because there'd be no incentive for procreate for the al to procreate and exist. further itself, exist. and further itself, there's i mean , it would just there's no i mean, it would just it exist. it would just exist. >> but he >> there's no method. but he does say that. >> there's no danninian >> he says there's no danninian pressures that apply to pressures that will apply to them. they might want to pressures that will apply to them.deep' might want to

pressures that will apply to them.deep thoughts. want to pressures that will apply to them.deep thoughts. that's to think deep thoughts. that's quite interesting. just sit there. but that need energy, they'll electricity to they'll need electricity to think. exactly. so i'm not scared know that scared of vr because i know that if a pickaxe, could take if i had a pickaxe, i could take the ai out. well, elon if i had a pickaxe, i could take the ijustt. well, elon if i had a pickaxe, i could take the ijust unplug well, elon if i had a pickaxe, i could take the ijust unplug it.>ll, elon says just unplug it. >> just unplug. could i say >> just unplug. could i just say that you did? >> i just got that just slightly before you. but okay. well, the show nearly over, so let us show is nearly over, so let us take another look at take another quick look at sunday's the sunday sunday's front pages, the sunday telegraph far right telegraph has sunak far right thugs hamas sympathisers thugs and hamas sympathisers disrespect the disrespect our heroes. the sunday times leads with hate , sunday times leads with hate, intolerance and arrests as thugs huack intolerance and arrests as thugs hijack armistice day. the observer has calls grow for israel to hold fire in gaza as marchers throng london. the sunday mirror has sacked her. now talking about suella, the sunday express has dignity and dishonour. and finally , the dishonour. and finally, the daily star has our gimp terror. women fear original pair of still on loose and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests, louis schaffer and nick dixon, lewis is back tomorrow with josh howie and steve n allen. and if you're watching at 5 please stay tuned for 5 am, please stay tuned for

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