student visas saw 73%. meanwhile student visas saw a 17% drop, but dependents of students took a sharper hit with 83% decline in contrast, applications for skilled workers rose 18% over the same period . a rose 18% over the same period. a royal navy warship has seized £160 million worth of cocaine in the caribbean, intercepting a so—called narco sub in a joint operation with the us. hms trent sailing around 200 miles south of the dominican republic , of the dominican republic, seized 2000 kilos of cocaine , seized 2000 kilos of cocaine, making it the ship's eighth drug bust in under seven months and taking space exploration to heights to new heights, two civilians just completed the first ever commercial space walk. billionaire jared isaacman and crewmate sarah gillis floated out of their spacex dragon capsule 400 miles above earth, using experimental

spacesuits without the usual safety of an airlock. the daring duo tested life support systems in the vacuum of space. those are the latest gb news headlines. i'm lewis mackenzie for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gbnews.com forward slash alerts . forward slash alerts. >> thank you lewis, and hello and welcome to headliners. you run through the next day's newspapers with three top comedians. i'm leo carson and tonight they really are top comedians. we have gb news answer to doctor hilary jones is lewis schaffer and next to him is headliners oggy. it's nick the big dog. dixon, how are you both doing? i'm doing really well. >> i don't know who hillary is and i'll have to look it up. i

should know this. >> he's a famous. he's a famous tv doctor. yeah >> i just liked how you said tonight. they actually are top comedians. that's >> i've been watching this week . >> i've been watching this week. ed davey. let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages. the daily telegraph leads with lamy uk missiles are vital to stop putin. the daily mail has nanny starmer's ban on junk food ads to save the nhs. the i has junk food tv ad banned before 9 pm. with total ban online in 2025. the financial times leads with state of finances on unsustainable path of overspending. fiscal watchdog says the metro has guitar hero bon jovi talks down bridge jumper don't specify which side he talked them down on. the daily star has keep calm and stroke a chair and those were your front pages . okay, let's your front pages. okay, let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the

daily mail. and the nanny state is banning junk food adverts. who better to talk about this than a man who only eats raw meat? >> louis? well, that's true. and they call that junk food. and that's they do they say that causes cancer. so you shouldn't eat raw meat or eggs or any of that stuff. it's bad. it's bad for you. so who's the anyway? this is this is the news that i'm sure a journalist could could read better than me . could read better than me. >> it kind of almost goes too far. >> yes. >> yes. >> almost goes without saying that it's the news. it is a newspaper review show. please tell us. >> you could save some time there, but do you have to have it called the news in order for it called the news in order for it to be the news? >> please just meet basic a bafic >> please just meet basic a basic level of professionalism and tell us what the story is. >> me, i don't care about professionalism and i don't. i mean, i don't think the people who are here to watch tell us the story . who are here to watch tell us the story. nanny a nanny storm isha that's a that's a whatever, you know. keir starmer, keir starmer, the prime minister, the prime minister of this country, ban on junk food ads to save. quote, to save the nhs. he unveils. this is in the daily mail. he unveils a 9 pm.

watershed on tv ads and then a total advertising ban online in 2025. in 2025, which is like tomorrow in america, it's like in the future, but here, here they do things like immediately. that's what makes the country great. you can have total dictatorship and censorship immediately. >> yeah, but it does feel quite authoritarian. i mean i guess it does. it does make sense. if you want to save the nhs money, then you can stop people having fun by learning about mcdonald's. >> do you want to know something that's not true? because it's not mcdonald's that causes all these problems. but causes all these problems. but causes all these problems? let's hear from nick is i thought you said you wanted me to discuss this. >> you're going to say sugar and carbs. >> it is carbs. carbs. >> it is carbs . it's excessive >> it is carbs. it's excessive eating. so it could be anything but carbs. >> carbs and excessive eating is junk food. i mean, do you do you think this is this sort of press is a, you know, a dangerous authoritarianism? >> well, keir starmer, it's one of these it is starmer. but it's one of these policies that sunak was going to do. but he delayed it. it's kind of it's much like the no fault eviction policy, which was a corbyn policy that

then may was going to do, and then may was going to do, and then finally labour actually pushed through. so since then, the uni party, they can just copy each other's policies. but labour just copy each other's policies. but labourjust has copy each other's policies. but labour just has never seen copy each other's policies. but labourjust has never seen a labour just has never seen a nanny state policy it doesn't like. so they're like, yeah, let's put that through. but the thing i know is that we've turned the corner on body positivity. i see, because for a while there was this conflict between the managerial elite, which wants to tell you what to do. as discussed. but then the woke arm of it, which wants to tell you you're beautiful. if you're morbidly obese. but now they seem to be doubling down on that's kind of over. you're just obese and we need to do something about it. >> well, i think the trouble with body positivity is the best, the biggest ambassadors for body positivity are all dead. they're dead because they're fat. yeah, yeah. that's what happens. so maybe starmer is right to try and get people thin. moving on. we've got fridays financial times nick. yeah. >> so they have state finances on unsustainable path overspending. but we're not doing that. we're doing that later. that's the obr's report. but we've got this rather amusing story. well, i want to say amusing grimly, grimly ironic. let's say prime minister's purse stolen at police conference amid early prisoner release. so dame diana johnson was addressing. she's a police and crime minister, was

addressing this conference and had her purse stolen during the conference in a brilliant demonstration of the problem, if you like. she's basically they're going tough on crime, tough on the stop that guy. and he was running out. she's like, that's chanel. and a guy immediately stole her purse, which in a way is perfect and in a way is ridiculous. but it's pure britain 2024. >> it's perfect. what i liked is, is that the conference, they're complaining that it was they're complaining that it was the police superintendents association somewhere up there in warwickshire. if i know where that is, and i do know where it is. and they were complaining that they're not having enough police staff. yeah. and you know, this is at the there's they're all police there. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> they might just be wearing a suit instead of a, instead of a uniform. i mean, i'm worried that as a country, as our criminal justice system seems to be veering away from crime, crimes like people stealing purses, people breaking into cars, breaking into houses, things like that, and moving towards just dealing with thought crimes . it's like, you thought crimes. it's like, you know, communist russia where the innocent were put in jail and guilty people walked free. we've

seen this this week. keir starmer release hundreds of prisoners who are celebrating outside to make space for people who shared memes that were offensive. >> well, i had a friend of mine today to tell me that he that his neighbour called the police for drilling and because and my friend called my friend called him a bad word and the police actually came by the police actually came by the police actually turned up. you lose a £1,300 phone and they don't even want to know about it. >> yeah, i didn't know your phone cost £3,000. you spent your whole yearly wage on a phone. that's a moat. >> i've got a moat which i've smashed the screen again. >> you're like. you're like a teenage girl. you got to smash screen. >> i've had i, i've smashed two screens. >> i totally believe it. yeah >> i totally believe it. yeah >> moving on. we've got the mirror. lewis, what have they got? >> more good news in the mirror. there's the final insult. heartbroken family's fury as sellers of knives used to kill their loved ones are given £3,500, 350,350. sorry, 300.

i've got dyslexia. i don't have dyslexia, £350,000 as composite comp compensation for handing in a blade. and so let's say you knife somebody, but you wouldn't want to give it to the police because they got they could in theory prove track a knife down to you. but here's the shocking thing. can i say with the shocking news this is shocking for the people out there who are maybe listening or watching. and i'm not getting a haircut. i'm letting my hair grow, is that is that it was a it was a company that it was a it was a company that handed in 1542 knives, a company wasn't a wasn't. >> this is various companies sporting wholesale limited and an anglo arms. so they basically had this unsold stock. they know that these zombie knives are going to be banned , you know, going to be banned, you know, machetes. and they've got nasty names like, predator and stuff like that. not, not nice knives . like that. not, not nice knives. so they knew it was going to be banned. so they had all this unsold stock and they realised the police have an amnesty thing where they'll buy knives, pay

£10 for knives. so they just took all their unsold stock down and the police gave them £350,000. i mean, this is rewarding. >> no, no, 350,000 was the thing for everything. >> yeah , yeah. were they, were >> yeah, yeah. were they, were they all given it's like the old milk bottles when you remember you gave them the milk bottle and simpler times. >> i'm sorry for laughing during that very serious story. but lewis's performance was even worse than the final biden debate. he couldn't read any words. but yeah, it's a horrific story. but isn't it just such a clown world? sorry. along with the prisoners popping champagne bottles because of early release, it's full on gotham, anarchy, clown world, but this is part of it. >> so you're saying that the 350,000 was to give to just to the people who were handing in multiples? >> did you read this story? i did, this company has 35,000 unsold knives , and it knows that unsold knives, and it knows that they're going to get banned, so they're going to get banned, so they won't be able to sell them. >> and these are knives that have been sold to people they've been used in murders. there's lawson natty, who's released this week . he was lawson natty, who's released this week. he was in for six months in a machete killing of a 14 year old boy. so we've got a criminal justice system that is

freeing killers that use these knives and also paying the companies that sell these knives. it's absolute insanity. it's a narco tyranny, as you say. >> i didn't understand it. does nick agree with what leo said? >> oh, yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> i mean, that'sjust >> oh, yeah. >> i mean, that's just what's written on the bit of paper, because that's the actual story. >> 335,000 knives at $10, 30, 35,000 knives that they were going to have to probably throw out. >> you add a zero when you times by ten. louis, this is a yeah. >> that's i know basic basic math. >> should we do the last one. because this is this is let's do the last one. >> nick. >> nick. >> yeah. so in the metro we have guitar hero, which is jon bon jovi who's talked a woman down from potentially jumping off a bridge. what a guy. basically, this woman was halfway there. she was living on a prayer. i'm so sorry. it is. it is a serious story. he basically came up and said, look, by the way i look at it is it's my life. it's now or neven it is it's my life. it's now or never. i ain't gonna live forever. i just want to live while i'm alive. and this convinced her and she said, well, it's making it about you a bit. but anyway, he convinced it. in all seriousness, i wouldn't laugh. it's a happy ending, though, because she's fine. well, this was in

nashville and he was. and it was he was recording something and he was recording something and he hasn't talked about it because of respect for her privacy. but everyone knows because it's jon bon jovi. he just saved someone. but what a legend. >> he had 2 or 3 camera crews on either side filming. >> no, they weren't him. he doesn't. he wants to respect the privacy. he's a great guy, right? >> i saw the movie. what movie? he's not a total great guy, is he not? >> has he got. has he got a dark underside? well i'm not, i'm not advocating it. >> i don't know the rest of his life, to be honest. i'm talking about good songs. saved a woman from a bridge. that's what i'm going on. >> if the that's got to make up for something. anyway,

welcome back to headliners. this is your first look at friday's top stories with three comedians. i'm leo carson. i'm still joined by louis schaefer and nick the big dog dixon. we've got the times now and the nhs is on life support. but keir can't fix it by throwing money at it. according to a top

doctor, lewis . doctor, lewis. >> yeah, a top doctor. >> yeah, a top doctor. >> but they did say it's doing badly. this is, this is in the times that the darzi report. he's lord darzi darzi, he's more money alone. can't cure what ails the nhs. and it says, what is what ails the nhs is the tories spent money building buildings instead of working on kind of dealing with the people. >> are you sure that that's what it says? because it says the buildings are crumbling? >> did it say that? that's. i read earlier. maybe i just read, but they do say that there's , but they do say that there's, there's an issue with, you know, a waste of resources. a waste of resources. >> a waste of resources. >> with the tories suddenly splurging money and then withdrawing, you know, pulling money back so people can couldn't plan properly. and there's pointless reorganisation all the time i have i have it down here. >> you messed up the show before by saying to me that they wanted to hire journalists. >> i was just trying to inspire you to be more journalist. >> no one told me that they never told you that they want like proper people on the show. because i can do both. i can do both. i know, so i'm safe. >> i think he was just messing.

i've. >> i've actually learned skills. >> i've actually learned skills. >> the stories on the bit of paperin >> the stories on the bit of paper in front of you. >> i read it, said the nhs was starved by the tories. >> they spent money on the buildings and this and it's capitalism in reverse. because as because they've decided that the that the actual stuff is crumbling , that they've had to crumbling, that they've had to hire more people. yeah. okay. and so they're way more expensive. >> they're reliant on human capital instead of investing in processes and operations that will that will require less less people and end up working out cheapen people and end up working out cheaper. they're actually having to use more people to do the same things . and the number of same things. and the number of operations per surgeon has gone down over the years. nick, which is crazy. it's productivity in reverse. like lewis says, i know i was surprised to hear starmer say that the model works. >> it's just we're not taking the opportunities in front of us. i find it very strange because the model doesn't work, which everyone's seeing now , and which everyone's seeing now, and even wes streeting probably doesn't think the model works . doesn't think the model works. so this points out that the three main points of this are to blame the tories to generate money for the nhs and justify upfront investment, and to use it as a lever for ministers to

change it. those things were completely obvious. that was obvious. that was why wes streeting was saying give me this report. so that part. but labour will actually the tories can't do this, right, because they're the nasty party, even though we can see how nasty starmer is. but they actually might be able to reform it. but i'm a bit worried by the rhetoric of starmer saying it doesn't actually need reform. but is that maybe that's just empty rhetoric starmer wants because the nhs has so many people. >> it's the biggest employer in the uk. it's one of the biggest employers in the world. >> his wife, wife works for the nhs, as you know, and yet so that's a lot of labour voters. >> if they, if they lavish money on them with this sort of peronist, you know, just dishing out money to, to buy votes, as they've done with other public sector, you know, through, through the unions with train drivers and stuff, and also, you know, with, with criminals , know, with, with criminals, they'll take votes from anyone. so if they lavish money on the nhs, those people will vote for them. so it's a way of ensuring, you know, it's a way of buying your your seat in power. >> yeah. meanwhile all the all the poor pensioners who don't vote for them get killed off. yeah. with the winter fuel payment. >> oh, yeah. if you voted tory, if you're a pensioner who voted

tory. yeah. sorry. we're taking that. >> which happens to be a white guy, which just shows how inherently you don't want to use the word, the r word. yeah. how much do they owe? >> but the truth is which which r word? there's so many you shouldn't use. >> the nhs isn't was good for a while, but as soon as people realised they could use it like as a full time thing. oh yeah. it's not good. and i think if the people care about the nhs they should get healthy. the reason that the nhs is having such problems is because people are dying of, because of. >> well, no, that would be fine nhs that would be less, less of a burden. >> well, they're not dying that quickly. >> oh i see, so we've got the daily mail now on broke brits debt mountain which sounds like a low budget film about gay cowboys with bad teeth. nick. >> yeah, it's a good movie. so broke britain uk faces a debt mountain up to six times the size of gdp in 50 years, as ageing population, climate change and global insecurity put country on unsustainable course. watchdog was. i'm laughing at the way i said climate change. sorry, i'm laughing at myself. but because but, i think the whole thing is funny to begin with. yeah, this is the obr, which is an office for budget

responsibility, liz truss, his old nemesis. and they've basically said that we have this ridiculous debt, 2.7 trillion, roughly the same size as the economy. that's never good when the debt is the same size as the entire economy. that i'm no economist, but that can't be can't be. right. so it talks about, for example, the ageing population, the falling birth rate, climate change, mounting global tensions, immigration not in there , not mentioned maybe in in there, not mentioned maybe in the report, but certainly not mentioned by the article. so that was conspicuous. the only time they mentioned immigration is later on in the context of population rise. but it basically just says, in short, we're screwed. >> but they're sort of projecting. they're taking, you know , a few decades of trends know, a few decades of trends and saying, you know, well, if it continues like this by 2070, you know, the debt will be six times gdp. but it's like, you know, red dwarf when, he's left £2 in a savings account. so he's now the richest guy in the universe, except he left a light bulb on. so the energy companies, the richest thing in the universe because they got the universe because they got the money for, you know, he's running that light bulb. it's, you know, things will change before we get to that point. i

mean, if we took the trends of the last decade , by 2070 will be the last decade, by 2070 will be an islamic country. so, you know, it's not going to. >> i love your analogy. it's like simon evans is on it's like 19th century literature. yours is like red dwarf, which is probably like something that people might have seen. some of our viewers will have seen it go on. >> but i was getting to that point. i was saying that this is this is timed out to 2074. yeah. it's not going to be the country, the people , you know, country, the people, you know, people who are watching this out there, don't worry about the nhs. you're going to be everyone's going to be dead or you're going to be like louis schaefer, you're going to be amazing. you're going to save your dementia. >> just have dementia. so you're out of it. >> we've got the express now, and sadiq khan wants priority housing to go to prisoners. released by keir starmer. i suppose it's better than the existing system where literal hamas terror chiefs are given priority. louis. >> yeah, well, this is this is those are those are the same people . yeah. prisoners anyway. people. yeah. prisoners anyway. nigel farage hits out at sadiq khan's calls for call, calls for prisoners to, quote, jump the

housing queue. so this hits this hits a couple of issues, which is he? the guy supports public housing and everybody loves pubuc housing and everybody loves public housing. but he's also saying that there are going to be 650 people that were let out a couple of days ago under the government's plan to free up to space put people who don't like the idea that billions of foreigners are coming into the country, including lewis schaffer. you might not want me to be here, but you should be able to express yourself. >> but not not that it hurts me. i would like to express that. >> no, it'll hurt my feelings. so this is what he said. and the people that they're letting out of prison is a murderer. is a guy who. who shook a baby to death. >> jeez. >> jeez. >> yeah. shook a to baby death. and he's got 109. well, this is the murderer at 109 convictions. >> i mean, these don't sound like the sort of people who should be given priority on the housing list. what's his reason for saying this? >> his reason for saying this is thatis >> his reason for saying this is that is that is to avoid them re—offending. no, it's a yes. that's his reason. but the actual reason is, is because the people who were those kind of people who were those kind of people vote for him. the actual the actual reason is labour

loves criminals. >> we've we've got the term in our community, their ideology. it's baked in. look at starmer going around the world. i often talk about it. but letting off, you know, brutal, horrific murderers in uganda and malawi campaigning to get them off the death penalty. you've got sadiq khanin death penalty. you've got sadiq khan in the past, he said that we should just live with terrorism. now he's saying, yeah, this is an honest conversation we've got to have about prisoners. they love prison, they hate the normal taxpaying citizen, especially depending on if they're a white, especially if they're working class and they love criminals. is this, you know , is any of is this, you know, is any of this libellous? these are the views of gb news. i'm supposed to provide balance, but everything you said is just possible. i've checked your calculations. it is correct. >> but do you know it's like a harry enfield sketch conversation? >> we should have a conversation about it. instead of rejecting it or agreeing with it. we'll have a conversation. >> marxists. >> marxists. >> no. yes, yes, kamala, i don't know if she's a marxist, but kamala harris, her dad, was. >> that's what she her father was a marxist. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> they're eating the dogs. sorry. we've got the express now, and we're told we need mass to immigration power our economy. >> but our report says that mass immigration is a drain on the economy. nick. >> yep. report finds low skilled

migrants are costing you more than they contribute. this has been known to some of us for a long time. douglas murray wrote about it a long time ago in strange death of europe. finally, people are catching up. this admittedly, is a tufton street, which is a sort of a alastair campbell's bete noire tufton street centre for policy studies. so they are centre right think tank and they've said, look, we need to rebalance our migration policy towards those who can make a substantial positive contribution. even this won't be enough to close the revenue gap. they point out that because of benefits, health care and pensions, anything that, you know, migrants bring is dwarfed by the amount that we pay for them in tax. so what are they bringing? it's absolutely insane. and yvette cooper is not helping because she she paused this thing to there was going to be an increase in in the salary threshold to bring in dependants and family members. she's paused that now. so you only have to earn 2028 k. and i don't think labour have a serious plan on this. their spokesman has come back and said, oh, we're we're going to get down net immigration, which means they've commissioned a review on it. they commissioned some pointless review. it might not be pointless, but it's a classic sort of labour response. oh, we've got a review, but i don't think i mean, i think we're

behind europe on this. we should behind europe on this. we should be ahead because of brexit, but we're behind and i don't think labour have any plan on this. they've got a plan maybe on the boats, but i don't think they have a plan on legal immigration. >> no you're wrong. >> no you're wrong. >> i think he's wrong about this. i'm sorry nick, he's wrong. >> in what sense? >> in what sense? >> who benefits? does the state benefit? maybe the state doesn't benefit, but big businesses do. well this is the thing, lisa. >> i wrote i wrote that down. i totally agree, it helps the landlords. it helps business owners. so landlords get more customers. the demand pushes up their their rents. business owners get get cheap workers. it removes the bargaining power of existing workers. how is that? >> how is that contradicting anything i said? >> you didn't say it. >> you didn't say it. >> you didn't say it. >> you said you disagree with me. no. >> you said. >> you said. >> you said we don't know who benefits from this. and i said, i know who benefits from this. the biggest businesses. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and that's, that's really why we've had mass immigration because big business is driving it. so the entire establishment is pushing it as a, you know , is pushing it as a, you know, they want and it's much cheaper for the government to bring people in when they've already

grown to working age than to, to grown to working age than to, to grow them from, from birth in this country. >> and can i say, yeah, but they've used the myth that they contribute to the economy. >> but it turns out gdp per capha >> but it turns out gdp per capita , they don't contribute capita, they don't contribute now that's exposed. so that rhetoric is not working anymore. >> yes and no. it might it might have to do with the money. that's coming in through taxes and the money that goes out to pay and the money that goes out to pay for these horrible people. but but sorry, you're in the right place. >> but i know, but people out there might think that i'm serious and, and but but the truth is, it may raise gdp or whatever they call it, and they may say, oh, look , our growth is may say, oh, look, our growth is up 2.5% when it might have been down. >> yeah, but that's what they do. but my point is that's not working anymore because people have got wise to the fact that it doesn't actually benefit gdp per capita. it just benefits these stats that the government manipulates. >> you can't just look at the stats on face value because somebody, you know, in a in a lowly paid position, could be freeing up somebody else to do more productive work. >> so. but are they. >> so. but are they. >> yeah. somebody somebody in childcare or some something like

that. if you're, if you're doing something that means that somebody else can do more productive. >> so are you are you pro massive like high levels of immigration okay. did someone tell that in your ear or something like leo say this for kamala harris. >> he's saying he gets to come to the office and his wife gets to the office and his wife gets to have a big job. >> okay, we've got the press now. >> despite getting 20, was it 20? they got a huge whack of votes. reform are being frozen out of the democratic process. this doesn't sound fair, louis. >> no, it doesn't, because i don't understand how it works in this country. it's barely a democracy. if it ever was. and it says nigel farage slams failure of democracy after reform mps blocked from key roles. well, they've got these things called and you'll of course you'll explain it to me because you'll have read every single word of this thing. >> you swap reading the stories. loser. back at school, he says, there are select committees, parliamentary select committees , parliamentary select committees, and nigel farage, who got 4 million votes, which is pretty much similar to the amount that the lib dems got. >> but they're not. they have no

substantive positions on these these select committees. >> so reform don't have any people in these select committees. and the liberal democrats, i think, have got three. >> they're heading three of the committees heading three, and they've got emily thornberry. >> he's got a key job in there. how the heck did she do that. yeah it's shocking. and they're also after farage for broadcasting aren't they. you've probably seen as well. they're trying to stop him broadcasting. they're trying to attack farage. they're trying to attack farage. they're threatened by reform. obviously they've got this week, you know, 20% of the country voted for them . but they need to voted for them. but they need to they need to they think they can just repel farage and get away with it. but they can't because he represents too many people. >> and this seems incredibly anti—democratic. yes. all these anti —democratic. yes. all these people anti—democratic. yes. all these people cast their vote. they believed in democracy. they believed in democracy. they believed in democracy. they believed in the system. and they went and they cast their vote. and that's how they express themselves. they didn't riot. they didn't do anything like that. they voted as they're supposed to do. and the system is turning around and saying, sorry, you're not getting a vote because you didn't vote for who we wanted you to vote for. >> yeah, farage has called it a failure of democracy. so i don't think it's a failure of democracy because they this was set up by a democratic body, and

that's the that's the body that they have. >> and farage just has to go out there and make a bigger stink and get more votes. and then they then turn the whole thing around. >> i'm sure he'll do that. well, that's it for part two. stay with us to find out about a far right anti—asian racist who turned out to be asian, a women's refuge run by a trans is in trouble, how labour plan to hold

welcome back to headliners we've got the telegraph now, and it looks like britain has its very own jussie smollett, a far right internet anti—asian racist, has been unmasked as an asian man. nick. >> yes, the jussie smollett of birmingham. that's what i thought. it's asian man used fake name on telegram to stir up racial hatred during riots. this is ehsan hussain and he's admitted to posting things like sick of these smelly scumbags, but he was posting these things himself and using the p word and talking about p bashing. and

it's extraordinary. and he's he's admitted this. he was warned to expect a substantial custodial sentence. but the judge said it's beyond what was in his remit to do. so he says you're going to get this substantial sentence. but he says you'll get credit for your guilty plea in due course. i'm thinking, did the other riders get any special credit for pleading guilty? because it seemed like they went to prison for like three years? >> all pled guilty? >> all pled guilty? >> yeah. and they went and they got like three years. >> but this guy is pleading guilty and they're saying he deserves credit for it. so this is very fascinating because this is very fascinating because this is a real problem for the two tier system, because one of their favoured tier now has done something. so we can all sit back and see how he gets treated. >> and this guy we've seen people from the other the other side like genuine people who were were tweeting stuff like this for real and stuff. >> not even anywhere near as as hateful and harsh as this . yeah. hateful and harsh as this. yeah. get years in some cases, like i think 36 months or 38 months. >> and this guy, he did a bad thing. this is a really bad thing. this is a really bad thing because he pretended to be somebody else. he he wanted to

foment. i think that's the word. >> that's the word to foment rioting. >> he wanted people to hurt each other. so this is this guy is a lot worse than somebody saying, i'm really upset. i don't like those people or whatever. whatever the quotes were, which, you know, might not be that good. >> yeah. this is directly inciting violence. >> yeah. he says we've got a match on saturday. we can we can go and get these scum people out. yeah. >> and because maybe he believes that these are, like, really horrible people that are out to get him. and he he might he might believe that. >> he said he was he sort of got, you know, caught up in the in pretending he did it out of curiosity . but still, i don't curiosity. but still, i don't think that's that's an excuse. >> that's no excuse. >> that's no excuse. >> because he knew people would go out and cause trouble and hurt other people. yeah. so this guy, the book should be thrown at him. >> yeah. although that is lewis. you've just incited violence against him. you're going to get three years as well. oh, yeah . three years as well. oh, yeah. the daily mail now. and a women's domestic violence refuge run by a male trans activist seems to have been putting trans activism ahead of helping women . activism ahead of helping women. >> yes. surprise, surprise,

surprise surprise. the edinburgh this is up in scotland. so they they can get whatever they got, sorry. my kids are half scottish, edinburgh crisis centre, designed to protect women, who had suffered serious sexual violence, is condemned for failing them in reports. and this is a this is basically there was a woman there. her name is radha. and well, you pronounce that . you pronounce pronounce that. you pronounce that wadhwa mughal, mridul wadhwa. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> you can't pronounce it ehhen >> you can't pronounce it either. and huw edwards you think and riddle. wadhwa. >> riddle . it'll be probably >> riddle. it'll be probably riddle. wadhwa. why has it got an ear? it's definitely not what you said. you like someone to pronounce like you know, like prince's name, which is a symbol. and it was like you were just a noise you pronounce. >> mr >> mr >> there's nothing no one knows. >> there's nothing no one knows. >> we're english. mr mr is himars. >> tell us what the story. oh, yeah. maybe that's what the camera's for. mr >> because this is about gender confusion. >> well, you described this the head of this, women's refuge as

a woman, but in fact, it's a man is a man who dresses as a woman. >> but isn't a woman. and he's been asking people , do you mind been asking people, do you mind if do you mind not being seen by a woman? woman? i think this is what happened. yeah. >> and then do you mind being seen by a man? >> but they didn't say by being a man. it just said they just asked. and anyway. so. so, yeah, the report said this is inappropriate. >> the person running it was domineering , incompetent. people domineering, incompetent. people didn't feel safe to criticise his views. the daily mail has some minor responsibility, not totally minor, because they say she they're playing along with the pronouns, which they shouldn't. apparently people were just terrified. >> i haven't had any surgery or anything, right? it just says he's exactly. >> and people, people are terrified to question him. that must be horrible to work somewhere where one person has a lot of power and really strong views, and you're just terrified to question them. i can't imagine it must be horrible. >> probably pull strings behind the scenes even on their day off. >> but you know , maybe that >> but you know, maybe that person wear a dress and be better looking. >> it wouldn't be as bad .

>> it wouldn't be as bad. >> it wouldn't be as bad. >> well, let's just hope he's not watching, or she could be a woman. it could be, but j.k. rowling has been proved right because she criticised this. this women's refuge , this rape this women's refuge, this rape crisis centre, because the man running it had accused women using the centre. so women who've suffered domestic violence or horrific crimes accused them of transphobia. so jk rowling set up a rival service and now rape crisis scotland will refer victims to jk rowling service and not to this service. oh brilliant. yeah. okay, well we've got the telegraph now and a badly worded census question convinced bureaucrats that britain has a huge number of transgender people who struggle with english. it turns out they just struggle with english. >> nick, i know it's unbelievable. well, it's very believable. we all knew it. britain's trans population may be smaller than previously thought. i mean, i thought it was about six people, so it's actually like 4 or 2 i don't know. so this was the office for statistical regulation. ocr said that they've admitted now there

was sufficient evidence that many people just didn't understand what they were being asked, because people whose first language was not english were four times more likely to say they were trans than those with english, as their main language. and if anything, the inverse is likely true, isn't it? that, being a kind of western fad so completely absurd? the boroughs of newham and brent far more trans than brighton, red flag anyone? absolute absurdity. despite this, the office for national statistics said they had confidence in the gender identity estimates at a national level because they're obviously idiots . we all knew at the time, idiots. we all knew at the time, but they've now admitted it's taken, as people say , it's taken, as people say, it's disgraceful. someone says here, doctor michael biggs, it's disgraceful. it's taken him 18 months to admit this. completely obvious to the rest of us. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> well when is when is the next census going to happen? where are they going to? you know, that's the 2021. it could be nine years. ten years. i don't know when they have these censuses in america. you have them every ten years. and so it's , it's going to be going it's, it's going to be going around. i mean, they said that one out of 200. so every time you're on the subway, one out of every 200 people is trans. >> and maybe in london, it's just so obviously not true ,

just so obviously not true, isn't it? >> there's the same amount of trans people has always been you see, one once in a blue moon, like a yeti or something, right? it's like that level of frequency, don't you think? if that's not changed? >> no, it has changed. >> no, it has changed. >> and if it has changed, it's only because it's become fashionable. but it will change back again over time only. >> well, that's the same thing. well, why do you see people drinking on the street? you know what i mean? because it's become more. i don't know what i'm just saying. >> the real number is much lower. the real number is much lower. >> do not interrupt me when i'm going to. >> how dare you? >> how dare you? >> i'm trying to be as smart as you and just say, say stuff. >> you're going to see me drinking on the street after this show, the daily mail. now it's a gender maniacs running scotland have worked out a way to make every child non—binary. louis. >> yeah, well, this is that trans section. this is that third trans in a row. and that's what you get from gb news all trans all the time . trans all the time. >> well, actually, the most pro trans channel in terms of pure coverage. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> we give we give them a lot of coverage and who knows what i do late at night. >> i've always said that when i'm lying, but we want to know. >> the police want to know.

>> the police want to know. >> please tell us the story. >> please tell us the story. >> a furious got us. they don't want to know. no, they're happy about that. furious scottish schools. scottish schools to told offer, quote, gender neutral uniforms or risk breaking the law under woke guidelines from snp run scottish government. so what they're saying to the schools, this is the problem with the british state is it's so centralised. they're saying to the schools you can't say you can't force trans boys or any boys to wear boys things if they want to wear girls. you can't dress, you can't. >> i'd say. >> i'd say. >> i'd say there's more of a problem with the british state being decentralised now, because of devolution. we have these satellite parliaments with the two little oversight. and so they go crazy. but scotland is like it's like heart of darkness. yeah. they've, they've got this crazy government that said no, all schoolchildren have to wear non—binary uniforms because otherwise trans children may feel out of place, even though there's not that many of them now. >> it's disgusting. and this guy, chris mcgovern of the campaign for real education, says the snp government is acting like a frightened rabbit

caughtin acting like a frightened rabbit caught in the headlights of political correctness. it's completely the inverse. they love this stuff. they believe in this ideology . they're not sort this ideology. they're not sort of doing it under pressure. this is their happy place. >> yeah, i love this. >> yeah, i love this. >> i tell you what i love about this story. anything that takes place in scotland, that guy who's the president of palestine, he's got to sign off on this , and then he's got to on this, and then he's got to tell his families in palestine, what did you for? vote what did you sign? so it puts it, puts at least one palestinian. >> no idea what you're talking about humza yousaf, squeeze this one in the guardian now. and labour's soft communist revolution continues with plans to hobble smarter kids to help underperforming ones. nick. >> yes, leading universities urged to take no more than 10% of students from private schools . of students from private schools. so aaron reeves and sam friedman have come up with this book, born to rule. and they're just arguing that instead of taking 30% colleges, universities like oxford , durham and cambridge oxford, durham and cambridge should take 10%. and of course, it is completely the wrong way of doing it. we could just have good schools like the grammar school system, which led to genuine social mobility, which was snatched away from my

generation. so let's say you got the third highest grade in the country for a—level. just an example. you didn't get offered to go to oxford or cambridge or anything like that, so it's too late for me. but what i want to do is bring the whole thing down instead of making people smarter, as you say, just bring the quotas up instead, which i think is silly. >> and also it's going to remove, you know, people like to give their children an opportunity if they can afford, if they've worked hard and they're smart, they can. >> i say one more very quick thing. also, they're saying that this stops people getting into elite positions because they always go to oxford and cambridge. but what they're missing, of course, is the elite don't want other people getting into elite positions. they want to consolidate power. sorry. yeah okay. >> well, i'll tell you what i'm thinking. you're always you're always interrupting me and stopping me from saying what i'm thinking is , is this is just thinking is, is this is just another example of this government of a left wing team, world government, who wants to control everybody is basically punishing , control everybody is basically punishing, punishing rich people. >> yeah. that's right. that's it for part three. stay with us to see how hells angels are helping iran. the internet goes tactile and was kamala cheating with headphones in her debate? see

welcome back to the final section of headliners we've got the sun now with a surprising collaboration between the islamic theocracy in iran and hells angels in the west. it's not so much sons of anarchy as sons of autarky. louis. >> yes, this is this is very this is totally propaganda . how? this is totally propaganda. how? iran is using dark underworld of hells angels hitmen to wipe out critics and crack down on dissent in europe and the us. it's basically saying how iran is going is asking hells angels

people , bad guys, to kill people people, bad guys, to kill people who are protesting against iran. as everyone knows , iran is bad. as everyone knows, iran is bad. even i think they're bad. and they've been promoting so much war in the world. and this is one more aspect that they're promoting war. but this is the kind of article there's a lot of people in the west who campaign for a free iran campaign to overthrow the islamic theocracy. >> they'll probably be arrested for islamophobia under keir starmer. >> and, you know, and the truth is, is that that biden and harris gave them money, released billions of pounds of money, which is why this war happened in the first place. and so basically , it's how evil, how basically, it's how evil, how evil iran is. it said in the actual article in the bottom said more on evil iran. and it's so much like iraq. remember, we went to war. >> we've seen other we've seen other authoritarian countries such as russia and china have, you know, secret police on on the uk's streets. i mean, i'm worried that that we're having. so, you know, they seem to be able to operate freely. we don't just have no control over our

borders. we don't have control over anything that happens here. >> this suggests that basically doing hits across the west and taking people out who speak out against the iranian regime. so can i just say i love the iranian regime and have always said, i like i like the strong, strong leadership, and i think it's good. i think you'll be safe. >> there's not many hells angels in north london, as far as i'm aware, and the hells angels is, i think, some german guy. >> it's not the same thing. and of course you could pay somebody money to kill somebody. do you think they're going to sit there and say, i don't want to give money, it's iran. i'd rather kill another person from a more, you know, i'm glad. maybe. maybe if bhutan asked me to kill somebody or bolivia. >> but just be clear. you're against them. i'm saying they're cool guys. i just want to make that clear. >> and the thing is, they tried to. >> they tried to kill, john bolton, who i actually met in that thing. okay, we've got the daily mail now, and rumours are swirling that kamala harris used headphone earrings to be fed pointers during the debate with trump, and the headphone company isn't denying it. >> nick. >> nick. >> yes, it's kamala harris debate earrings twist as mystery company, although it says who they are behind stealth

bluetooth jewellery responds and vows to even even the playing field for trump. sorry. and this is nova manufacturing and they're saying we do not know whether mrs. harris is it mrs. wore one of our products. the resemblance is striking and while our product was not specifically developed for this use, it could be suited for it. and they're saying they'd get trump won. so they're kind of like using it as marketing. although what would they really be? people saying she's having things whispered to her. what were people whispering to her like, you know, repeat empty platitudes like, what do people actually say? everything she says is nonsense. so what would people say? >> she didn't. nervous? yeah, she'd be more of a mean girl. yeah. no she wasn't. >> you didn't probably didn't watch the thing i did, i did it was she. she actually did exactly what she wanted to do, which was she repeated every single crazy thing that donald trump has ever been accused of. and they're all basically, they're all false. but she was sitting there and i think it could you can believe it happened because she is the worst candidate for president since. but do you think she was wearing these these? >> no, no earrings. but the company is in trouble. they don't even have stock. and they're out. they're out of stock and they're in trouble

apparently. >> i think for the president, for the deep state, they could get him. >> i don't believe it because i just think, what advantage is it? she obviously was just rehearsing lines she'd said a million times. anyway because somebody should have told, you know, and who cares ? even if she know, and who cares? even if she is, she's a puppet candidate anyway, where they're literally feeding it in or not. it doesn't really matter that much. >> she still has to win. >> she still has to win. >> she's also been spotted. they rig it. just last week, she was spotted wearing a pair of wired headphones as she waded through a group of reporters . so she's a group of reporters. so she's familiar with wearing, you know, i'm wearing right now what president biden's at my ear telling me. >> what could they have really told her? do do this more with your chin. like what? >> feed your facts and statistics. >> i know she didn't have any. >> i know she didn't have any. >> anyway, let's squeeze this. >> anyway, let's squeeze this. >> we'll say smile more. they could have said like with trump or bring back. >> bring the sense of touch to the internet. looks like onlyfans is about to get an upgrade. louis. >> yeah. scientist developed system to touch across the internet . and you know, internet. and you know, obviously we've got the internet is something and the internet is something. it's something and there's been this haptic thing and i think what they want to do

is they want to be able to if someone is operating some kind of thing, they could use the sense of feeling to actually manipulate it better, rather than looking on a screen. whether the thing goes up, is this right? i can't believe we chose this instead of the woman who married herself, then divorced herself . divorced herself. >> we could have done that. sorry, could have done that. >> but somebody didn't know that she's divorced herself. >> she can use the internet to touch herself. >> yeah, that's true. she said she was. she's seeking professional help, which i agree with. >> but there is some possibility that this could be actually for good something good if someone's doing surgery and they want to see how tight the skin is. >> right. and the dark side, of course, as you point out, is and people never leaving their houses again . that's the that's houses again. that's the that's in red dwarf as well. by the way. >> yeah. but is this year is nearly over. >> so let's get lewis to shut up and take another quick look at friday's front page of the daily telegraph. leads with lamy uk missiles are vital to stop putin. the daily mail has nanny starmer's ban on junk food ads to save the nhs. the i leads with junk food tv ad ban before 9 pm, with a total ban online

in 2025. the financial times has state of finances on unsustainable path of overspending . fiscal fiscal overspending. fiscal fiscal watchdog says the metro has guitar hero. that's about jon bon jovi saving a woman from jumping off a bridge, and the daily star has keep calm and stroke a chair. and those were your front pages, and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, nick. nick dixon, louis shaffer. nick will be back tomorrow at 11 pm. with josh howie and adam coombes. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. goodbye >> i mean, can we wave? >> he's still there . >> he's still there. >> he's still there. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello. good evening. it's going to be a very cold night tonight with a chance of frost, particularly across northern areas, but also a chance of spotting the aurora or the northern lights across parts of scotland and northern england. we've got cold arctic air at the moment, but that will be replaced by atlantic air as high

pressure builds in for the last day of the week into friday, so that will develop clear skies quite widely. so a good chance of spotting the aurora. aurora as far south as northern areas of england, parts of northern ireland too. a few showers still clipping the coast of east anglia overnight tonight, but for many of us it's going to be a clear, dry and cold night. chance of frost rurally just about anywhere away from the very far south—east. towns and cities should be above zero by tomorrow morning, though , and it tomorrow morning, though, and it will be a fairly bright start to the day on friday. the sunshine still got some warmth to it and the winds will be much lighter tomorrow morning, so it should still feel fairly pleasant. first thing across coastal areas there is still a risk of the odd shower and more in the way of cloud, particularly as we look further north and west to parts of western scotland, northern ireland, where there is a greater risk of a few showers first thing tomorrow as those westerly winds are bringing in the next weather front through friday afternoon, that will spread into parts of northern ireland, western scotland, turning the sunshine much hazier as we head towards lunchtime.

but elsewhere across the uk it's going to be actually a dry and fine day. a much more settled day to come tomorrow compared to today. less of a risk of any of those showers rattling through. it won't feel too bad in the sunshine. temperatures are still below average, but it's definitely warmer than it has been lately and it will become even warmer as we head into saturday, as well as we pick up that westerly wind more widely. still, potentially a fairly chilly start, though across parts of england and wales, but it's quite windy and wet weather will push into parts of western scotland, northern ireland through saturday and we'll see the rain persist here all the way through until saturday evening, and then when it will sink further south into more central areas, with further wet weather to come early next week across the north. >> by that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers , sponsors of from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on

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