>> i'm mark white the latest headunes >> i'm mark white the latest headlines from the gb news centre. the foreign secretary, david lammy, has called for an immediate ceasefire between israel and hezbollah. he's also urging british nationals to leave lebanon, warning the situation could worsen rapidly. it comes as the leader of the terror group, hassan nasrallah , terror group, hassan nasrallah, said the waves of explosions targeting hezbollah fighters had

crossed all red lines and were equal to a declaration of war. israeli warplanes have been carrying out further strikes across southern lebanon. the israeli government has said it has entered a new phase of its almost year long war. hassan nasrallah said there would be a just punishment in response, but gave no indication of what that would be. sir keir starmer has insisted he is completely in control amid a row within government over his top advisers pay- government over his top advisers pay. the revelation that sue gray, the downing street chief of staff, received a pay rise after the election and now earns more than sir keir has prompted a furious backlash. speaking ahead of the labour party conference this weekend, the prime minister insisted his team was focused on the government's mandate to deliver change. parts of dublin were brought to a

standstill earlier as anti—immigration demonstrators and anti—racism protesters staged rival events in the city. the protests follow mounting tensions in the irish republic over the growing number of asylum seekers in the country , asylum seekers in the country, and a spate of recent incidents unked and a spate of recent incidents linked to immigrants. gb news witness multiple arrests as police detained 19 people. a professional footballer charged in connection with an attempt to smuggle £600,000 worth of cannabis through stansted airport, has been sacked by his club. jay emmanuel—thomas, who is currently who was a striker with the scottish championship side greenock morton, was arrested by the national crime agency just days after that flight landed at stansted. the former livingston, aberdeen and arsenal academy player has also played for ipswich town, bristol

city and queens park rangers . gb city and queens park rangers. gb news has been told that a significant number of women have contacted the harrod survivor's helpline since new allegations of sexual assault and rape came to light. five women have claimed they were raped by the former harrods owner, mohamed al—fayed, when they worked at the luxury london department store. more than 20 female ex—employees said the billionaire, who died last year sexually assaulted them. harrods current owner said they were utterly appalled by the allegations and apologised to the victims who had been failed . the victims who had been failed. and finally, a thunderstorm warning has been issued for large parts of england and wales over the next two days, with the threat of frequent lightning and large hailstones. the first met office warning in effect until 8 pm. on friday, stretches from the west midlands to the south east and includes the southwest.

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i feel like. >> like like prince, you know, with changing names and all that. >> it makes me feel super special. >> is there a different persona, or have you just left that one behind? well, i left the poloneck. >> yeah, it depends who i'm talking to. >> it was a big character back in the day. >> yeah, i'll take the dapper then, if that's going. >> i'm myself tonight, guys. don't worry. >> there it is. all right, well welcome back. and you've been on toun welcome back. and you've been on tour. it's all going good. i have. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> sold out a load of shows and we're not here to sell your toun we're not here to sell your tour. okay, let's move on. >> tickets, quick. >> tickets, quick. >> how could you? >> how could you? >> let's look at the front pages. first of all, we have the telegraph. i'm still in control, says starmer as feud erupts, the times reeves told to reverse cuts after 10 billion boost. guardian hezbollah chief vows retribution against israel after wave of attacks. the daily mail engush wave of attacks. the daily mail english identity is under threat, warns jenrick and the metro al fayed. a serial rapist. finally, the daily star. what planet are they on? and those are your front pages . okay,

are your front pages. okay, let's have a closer look at friday's front pages, starting with friday's daily mail carry, which tells us english identity is under threat, warns jenrick. >> so this is, robert jenrick, launch of his bid to become the next conservative leader, which, i'd like to say i watched today, which i could say i watched it today, but i didn't, but i could say it. i will. i watched it today. i missed it all, but i've read it. ofcom is going to get in trouble and people are going to be writing in. >> he didn't actually watch the general launch. >> i've been honest about it, so i think that's fair enough, isn't it, he's largely on the immigration, ticket, i think, isn't he? he's playing that that that card as his angle to get in. immigration minister well, yeah. of course. so it's logical that i mean, he's on the right of the party. that's, i think is the stance he's taking. and, and understandably, we are at a stage now where we're looking like the rwanda policy was stopped. he wants to reintroduce it, or it could go the other way with with not having that, but

the whole of the rest of the country going to rwanda to just get away from all this, it's, it's really about identity that he's talking here, and it's, it's largely we're in a stage where the union jack has been and the, you know, saint george's flag has become offensive, and the hamas flag is taking over, and it's probably not good for the country . i not good for the country. i think pride is a nice it's a positive thing. i'm proud of myself just for pointing that out . and what's happened is, out. and what's happened is, after decades of being told there isn't a problem with immigration, there's plenty of room in the country, and now we're told there's no to space process asylum seekers. the hotels are full of asylum seekers waiting to be processed. processed hospitals are full, prisons are full, and there's no homes for anyone. yeah, so he's talking about addressing that. >> but i think yeah, daniel he he's got a point in terms of british identity that it's sort of he also sort of invokes the word woke and whatnot, identity politics. but we sort of haven't been raised to be proud of what is, you know, has many great

elements to this country, our history, i think after everything that happened, especially with the riots and all of that stuff, everyone was left feeling a little bit like it was a little bit far right to be proud to be british. >> do you know what i mean? >> do you know what i mean? >> i'd argue that that's been on for a long time now. yeah, yeah. you know, the english flag is seen as synonymous with the far right as opposed to. yeah, i mean, i used to say i'm proud to be english. >> now, i sort of, i just say >> now, i sort of, ijust say it's kind of all right to be english. do you know what i mean? because i don't want to come across. >> don't upset anyone. >> don't upset anyone. >> no, not to right wing, do you know what i mean? >> but i'm cool with it. >> but i'm cool with it. >> yeah, yeah, it's all right being english, but. no, i do think that, i don't think keir starmer has helped with all of that. do you know what i mean? with, and i think the right has ruined, ruined it for people that had genuine concerns as well. do you know what i mean? people that wanted to speak out with genuine concerns feel like they can't now. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. and the crux of it here, he says we're a nafion crux of it here, he says we're a nation who should put its own citizens first, which is sort of going back to what you're saying. it seems obvious, but that even seems out of order to say it, doesn't it? but the fact

that you have a mainstream politician saying that and trying to win the leadership of their party. >> sure. and that's quite normal for just about every other country in the world. you know, people are proud of their flags, are proud of their national anthems and so on. and of course, you know, scottish people are really proud to be scottish, and irish people are really proud to be irish and welsh and so on. but the english thing is, it's like it's shameful. it's a bit racist to be proud to be english. >> yeah. and really they shouldn't be proud and we should be proud. >> yeah. they've got the wrong way round completely. yeah right. >> moving on. what's the front cover of friday's times? daniel >> big one here. bit of good news. reeves to told reverse cuts after £10 million boost. so basically there's a little bit more cash in the pot, right? so they might not go for the shapps bus passes. now we might be all right. but, no, i mean, look, we were we were told by starmer that as soon as he got in, things were going to get better. then he got in and he said, well, actually things are going to get worse. but now they're saying, actually, things might actually get a little bit better because, there's a little bit of cash and i think the cash has come from, what is it, the bank of england interest rate staying staying stable. yeah.

>> and the quantitative tightening program or whatever i didn't really know what you know guys out there. don't worry about it. >> i never read the stuff. yeah. but there's 10 billion out there. >> but actually it sort of seems like they're saying, you know what, we do have a bit more to play what, we do have a bit more to play with, but we're not going to be. that seems to be what she's saying is actually, you know what? we're still going to go through with it all. >> they're still going to go through with it. the economy is looking embarrassingly good for the narrative that labour have been putting out, you know, bear in mind the winter fuel, was their opening gambit on becoming, you know, the party in power and this isn't sitting well with, you know, keir starmer's mark white stance of pain, pain, pain and how we all have to have agony forever, so , have to have agony forever, so, yeah, at the moment, the economy is looking good. i mean, to the point we've talked about this before, but, really, if the last government had stayed in just a little bit longer, they could have taken credit for it. sunak could have taken credit for actually being good. they didn't have to do an election until now. he didn't have to. no, no. so that might have been a mistake. but then that wasn't the main reason why he moved,

i'd run through some other stuff on here. is we've also got hezbollah tells israel, forget hezbollah tells israel, forget hezbollah , you've got scarlett hezbollah, you've got scarlett johansson in the front. >> you're just gonna you're just going to blank that out. >> i was going to blank that out. did you want to mention it? and that's scarlett johansson, and she's there and she's the voice of, some cartoon character, and it's scarlett johansson. >> you just got to come on, man. let's do let's give the people what they want. so continuing with hezbollah, which is the big news of the time and hezbollah tells israel, it says israel faces harsh punishment for their declaration of war. >> now, this is based on. yeah. isn't it just, israel blew up pagesin isn't it just, israel blew up pages in what was one of the most incredible, sort of a perfect attacks in the sense that it went for victims. there was a child who was killed. i believe, but then she was, unfortunately, the child of a terrorist, which was kind of unfortunate for her, but largely this was an amazing attack. and then the hezbollah turned to walkie talkies, and then israel blew up the walkie talkies as well. it's one of the most modern, strangest and impressive

moves of done direct attacks under modern warfare. and now we're hearing that hezbollah are claiming that this is a declaration of war, when really they were attacking israel on october the 8th, which was pretty much a declaration of war. they fired 8000 rockets of israel at israel . yeah, exactly. israel at israel. yeah, exactly. what do you think, daniel is? >> is 8000 rockets fired? do you think that might be a declaration of war? >> i'm going to be honest with you. i just want to stay out of this one. i know nothing about it, and it's all a little bit, but if someone fired 8000 rockets, i think that's kicked it off. >> that's definitely. >> that's definitely. >> that's definitely. >> that would be the not the pagers going off. that's definitely kicked. it's definitely kicked. it's definitely part of the argument, i would say. i would say yeah. yeah. >> the question is whether hezbollah actually have the balls now to do anything about it, which it doesn't sound like they do. if you've been following what's going on. no, exactly. >> because they the pages say testicles. oh, let's have a look at the telegraph . at the telegraph. >> carry the closer as we can. what's going on in the telegraph? i'm still in control, says starmer . says starmer. >> there's another picture of scarlett johansson, and you're just ignore .

just ignore. >> i'm not going to do it. i'm not going to do it. do your job. not going to do it. do yourjob. i'm not being dragged to down this level, so i'm still in control. i always think that's the kind of lady doth protest too much. thing is that when someone says, i am in control, i'm still in control. i insist on being in control. i'm in control, also, by the way, i just mentioned that art garfunkel is saying he'd love to sing with paul again. paul simon again, because that's been going on ever since they split up. and he's just desperate because of what he did since really was , what he did since really was, bright eyes which which, whilst paul simon came up with some amazing albums, by the way, so yeah, this is anyway. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> sorry. what was that? >> sorry. what was that? >> that was graceland. >> that was graceland. >> oh, okay. yeah, that was really good. i would have got that in ten. >> man of many talents. >> man of many talents. >> so starmer is large. there's several things going on with starmer at the moment. one is the sue gray, not quite scandal over her pay. it's not quite scandal. more of a grey area i think literally that we can call it that. and that her pay is more than the prime minister's by i think about £3,000. there's some belief that she was told

not to take that because it might cause a little bit of upset, but she decided to take it anyway. no one knows that for sure. and spads are upset about this, spads are special advisers who ? it sounds like an offensive who? it sounds like an offensive term, doesn't it? yes. spad but actually it's just what they're called, so deal with that, so yeah, that's all going on at the top , and it yeah, that's all going on at the top, and it looks like we're being told it's a civil war at the top of the civil service, which is a place for a civil war, i guess. really >> what you just want him to get on with actually making our lives better? if that's the aim, very, very, very quickly. there are also some questions for the pm over fayed and the harrods sex abuse. this is, of course, if you're going to run the cps for years, these cases are going to come up . obviously, there was to come up. obviously, there was this idea of like this with jimmy savile, but there's a lot of proof that it really had nothing to do with keir starmer. and now they're saying that this investigation, as more women are coming forward, saying that they were sexually abused and raped, there was a case again, they say , there was a case again, they say, oh, he didn't have anything

personally to do with it, but it's not a good look that i would argue, forget the keir starmer element. it's just not good that these cases are not being prosecuted. yeah. >> i mean are they are they is it a political angle though. they're trying to pull it up to throw keir starmer under the bus. absolutely. >> whereas i'd say it's actually you know what? it's bad that these cases are not being prosecuted to the point. yeah. all right. well you know what? that's fantastic. all the front pages are done, we're going to continue in the next section with an art attack at number 11. nigel is sick of signing autograph, and ireland refuses give asylum seekers the wi—fi

welcome back to headliners, where three top comedians refuse to come on this show. we have so unnecessary . i know we've got unnecessary. i know we've got the goods tonight. we've got kerry marx and daniel o'reilly. yeah, there we go. right, let's get to friday's guardian first.

kerry and has the margaret thatcher portrait found a new home. >> maybe. yes. yeah, that's a possibility. rachel reeves is to replace number 11 paintings with art of or by women. so this is something she said at a meeting of female business leaders that she was going to have pictures solely at number 11 of, either by or of females, nude women. >> right? >> right? >> yeah. i think that's what she meant. yeah. and i imagine this was something she said at the female business leaders meeting, because she had nothing else she could think of to say that would be of interest to them. but it got a round of applause. no, she said, she smashed the glass ceiling and everyone went, yeah, i don't think that makes women look good, that they find it so difficult to smash a glass ceiling. men have been able to do that for all their lives, you know, so they may be quiet about that. i'm, you know, this is, it's not very clear what she means by, of or by women. so i think that means if it's a picture of a man, it's got to be by a woman. if it's a picture of a woman, then it could be by a man or a woman could identify

it. >> it could be a picture that identifies as a woman. yeah. >> possibly. yeah. or a picture of a sofa has to be by a woman, and i'm not sure this really she's talking about. fairer pay for men and women. i'm not sure where that really comes under the chancellor's job or not, maybe what she needs up in her office are pictures of disgruntled old people shivering in their homes. this winter. >> or they could burn the artwork that they're taking down and give that to the oaps. what do you. i mean , is this just do you. i mean, is this just a form of virtue signalling? >> i think it's weird that, you know, she's the if i'm right, she's the first woman to be chancellor of the exchequer in over 800 or in the 800 years of it being there . and, you know, it being there. and, you know, the first woman, big thing for a woman. and the first thing she doesis woman. and the first thing she does is a bit of housework when she moves in there. >> i think it's i think it's ridiculous. but is that is that a big deal, being the first chancellor when there's already been female prime ministers? you know, you've got females have made it above you. so the glass ceiling isn't really there, is it? i mean, it's like saying i'm the i'm the first woman to be on the i'm the first woman to be on the passenger seat of a rocket ship when there's already been women walking on the moon. it's like you're a bit late for that.

really? >> well, exactly. well, congratulations, rachel reeves, for being the first woman on the rocket ship of the whatever. right daniel, let's move on to the daily mail, where there's a bit of a furore about where nigel farage should meet his constituents. i mean, he always hang around the kitchen here. could just, you know, set up all those people's there. >> yeah. nigel farage axes face to face meetings with constituents as reform leader saying he's scared basically because, instead of doing these meet ups in person . right. he, meet ups in person. right. he, he wants to do them over zoom because he's worried that people will turn up with knives. yeah, he fears the locals will turn up armed, and he's been advised not to. that's what he's been told. and it got a bit serious when he said , what would the people of said, what would the people of clacton why would they want to come through the door with knives? someone asked him and he said, well, they did it in southend when they murdered david amess and he was far less controversial than me. and i mean, it's a ridiculous thing to think that he, he doesn't want to sit down with his constituents. but if you have a little look at what's happened to him already, people throwing

bncks to him already, people throwing bricks at him and the state of the world at the moment, i kind of get it. and if people want to talk to him, they can probably just find him at the vip lounge in heathrow or at a pub smoking a cigar, hire him on cameo. yeah, yeah yeah . yeah, yeah yeah. >> i mean, does it make that much of a difference? kerry, to me over zoom as opposed to meeting in the flesh? >> oh , well, if he'd rather >> oh, well, if he'd rather i loathe zoom meetings myself. i'm very suspicious. i always think the person i'm speaking to speaking to, is probably undressed below the waist or touching themselves up. so i think it's probably because the effect i have on them , but effect i have on them, but that's because that's what you do. i know. well, that's why i think everybody else i don't, i don't really know. i mean, he is correct to say that he is a controversial figure and that's not controversial. and yes, he did have brick thrown him. he also had a milkshake thrown at him, which was, a five guys milkshake. you know, with that one, i think it's more i've been in a five. well, a is expensive, but also they give you the milkshake and then you wait for ten, 15 minutes for your meal. and you stood there. she saved it. well, yeah. what am i going to do with this? throw it at a politician or something? you know, it's how it. >> there is actually something a

bit more serious here where. and i don't want was i not being serious. no, no, no, i mean no in the sense of. and i, you know, we want to be impartial. yes. nigel farage is the you know, one of the big stars of the channel, but when they looked into it, he said that he had been advised to not, have his surgeries yet. they are saying the people who he supposedly advised him are saying, no, they didn't have a meeting with that. and they were just saying you should have the appropriate security . so yeah, appropriate security. so yeah, yeah, there is a bit of a thing there where you're like, did the, you know, please don't fire me right . the, you know, please don't fire me right. guardian. now, kerry and the met chief says that the pro—palestinian marchers are mostly racially motivated thugs. sorry. no, it's the southport rioters . rioters. >> it is the southport rioters. and joke is a joke. it was a good joke. mark rowley is he's looked into his belief. it was the far right thugs and he has held his little, court case and decided he was right . held his little, court case and decided he was right. i am right all by himself, so. and what he's saying here is interesting because he's saying, some of the

disorder was brutal and difficult, a difficult time . and difficult, a difficult time. and he rebuts the far right claim of two tier policing. so he's not only saying that the protests were or, well , the, the gangs were or, well, the, the gangs and so on were, were far right. but he's also saying that people who call it two tier are far right, which is quite a big step, i think. i think it's a massive step. >> and actually i was going to this is the big point i was going to exactly raise here. i mean, you know, daniel, i think it's actually the guardian who's saying it that he's saying that they're now saying that it's a far right. so anybody making this claim that there's two tier policing, even though people can see it for their own eyes, see the examples. but now if you do it, the guardian is really framing it, that if you make that accusation, you're far right. you're far right. >> now, if you're if you're anti—police, anti—government, you're far right. but the thing that i got confused about in here is they said they'd done research of the, the percentage of the offences that the people have caused, 39% were known for drug offences and 8% had a history of racially aggravated . history of racially aggravated. so shouldn't the headline be writers of the southport attack

were stoners and sniff heads? yes. do you know what i mean? that didn't make sense to me, this was also i saw that was sorry. >> it was a really good point, but it's also they're saying that, 39% of drug offences. 8% of a history of racially aggravated offending, which seems to go against their point of view, say, 2% of a history of homophobia. and some have a history of indecent images of children, which sounds like they got the wrong riot. >> well, yeah. >> well, yeah. >> well, yeah. >> well, i mean, look, there are wrong'uns within wrong'uns. but first of all, this is in london. they were talking about the riots that, you know, the protests or riots, whatever you want to say that occurred outside number 10 and the arrests were made. but the other thing is that they are talking about those arrested. yeah yeah. so yes, of those arrested, it shows that they already had a, you know, a history of violence and various domestic violence and various domestic violence and whatnot . but what about the and whatnot. but what about the people who weren't interested who were also at these protests? sure. >> i think i think i think also like you should remember that if huw edwards was down there and he got arrested for. yeah, for

buying pics, he wouldn't have got any time. so let's remember that. >> but it might suggest i would suggest two tier policing, which is, you know , i'm afraid to go is, you know, i'm afraid to go too far, right. yeah. this daniel, the telegraph has a story about ireland and asylum seekers, but how are they going to read it online now. >> yeah i know yeah. ireland could charge asylum seekers for wi—fi and food, i'm at the far left. are going to be really upset about this. i mean, this is horrific. asylum seekers in ireland with jobs , the ones with ireland with jobs, the ones with jobs could be charged up to £200 a week for state accommodation and have to pay for food and services such as wi—fi. the irish government is considering these plans, to basically tighten up the asylum rules to make it less appealing to go to ireland and other countries like france, germany, belgium and all of this stuff have done it. and, yeah, it's surely that's far right, isn't it? ask an asylum seekers to work and pay their way. >> yeah, like the rest of it. yeah.i >> yeah, like the rest of it. yeah. i mean they should be different. you know, the rest of us have jobs and then we're

expected to pay our mortgage. that's the thing. >> i don't think this is even deterrence. it's more. isn't that just right? they have jobs and we've seen this happen more and we've seen this happen more and more in our business. in comedy, we used to get hotels for free and we used to get food, and we used to get the, you know, breakfast and we used to get wi—fi and now we're paying to get wi—fi and now we're paying for everything. so i think everybody else should as well. but these are people with jobs. and interestingly, the european union allows you to charge up to $238, which is £200, sorry, euros, which is £200, sorry, euros, which is £200 a week, which is that's £800 a month. that's that's really not a huge amount. these days. but that's a maximum. yes. allowed by the european union. >> i mean, knowing that you could be an asylum seeker and get all this stuff paid for, be honest, made me want to move to ireland. yeah. it's like why not. yeah, but there , there is not. yeah, but there, there is a thing now where people are going through europe trying to get to ireland, actually going through the uk. so really this is a bad story for the uk. yeah, this is terrible. and i would say we're still free. well, well we are getting less free. but if we want ireland to be more attractive to asylum seekers, so

they go through the uk to ireland, which is what's been going on. so if i, i would just advise ireland, you know, my advice which also it's the system in france, germany, belgium, spain, netherlands, hungary and what they're saying is that this scheme of starting to charge people for, for the accommodation could take up to two years. >> how is that even possible? surely you just pass a law saying the word now? no. >> it's controversial though, isn't it? asking people to work for their accommodation. >> and the other thing they would, they'd email them the bill and then they wouldn't be able to get they won't get the bill because they ain't got wi—fi until they pay for it. >> it's a vicious circle. >> classic. we're halfway through the show, and we've still got some cracking stories to cover, which voters are scaredy cats who can't read. harry potter and who is

welcome back to headliners, and welcome back to headliners, and let's get straight into friday's let's get straight into friday's times. and daniel, is this why times. and daniel, is this why they say you should never watch they say you should never watch

poltergeist with a tory? poltergeist with a tory? >> yes , because the brains of >> yes, because the brains of conservative voters have larger fear centres. exactly. yeah. mri scans show that the amygdala, amygdala, amygdala . amygdala, amygdala. >> amygdala. >> amygdala. amygdala. >> amygdala. amygdala. thank you.thank >> amygdala. amygdala. thank you. thank you . the organ you. thank you. the organ basically involved in processing negative stimuli such as threats. so the part of your brain, i guess that looks out for worrying things threats, things that are going to go wrong, yeah. it's smaller in those that see themselves as progressive. the brains of conservative voters are built differently from liberals. according to a large study of its kind, which found they have larger fear centre. explain this to me, lads, because i'm a little bit confused by it. i'm not going to lie. is it saying that, like people that are a little bit more conservative or don't take as much risks, is that. >> yeah. well, it's an interesting one. first of all, i think that you could reframe the article that conservatives have bigger brains right. okay. one way, it's well, the amygdala is fight or flight, right? >> okay. part of the brain that says, time to run or time to, you know, put up a fight. i've

only got the fight bit. well, they're not including the fight bit. they're assuming this is that because there is a slight. it's like one sesame seed larger in conservatives apparently, according to this study basically. yeah i'm scared just it's full of nuts. and, so, so this is in people who who lean right, tend to have a slightly larger amygdala, which might be why they're leaning in the first place, but that was dope, right ? place, but that was dope, right? arguably. you know, i threw it in. i'll just. i'm just playing with words here just to make it fun. i'm trying to make the show fun. i'm trying to make the show fun. is that all right? no, not not not that way. wow. you're being difficult tonight. you know, josh, it's, you know, i'm dubious about all these things because i think it could mean anything. we also told the people who are conservative tend to have a larger disgust factor. but you got to remember that fear factor is part of survival. you know, it's how the human race survives. so if a lion came in right now with a face covered in right now with a face covered in blood and i said, that's a bit scary, and you were like, no, he looks well, i'm left wing. >> so i'd be like, yeah, oh, look at that beautiful. >> bring him in. he's lovely.

>> bring him in. he's lovely. >> let's feed him. he hasn't eaten. yeah, yeah. let's give him a flat. >> it might be the leafy. it might be the left wing. have a bigger naive factor or a bigger, you know, loony factor, for all we know. and certainly a bigger anti—semitic factor. >> well, this was investigated. yeah by the media. this is a greek, examination, wasn't it, by a guy called diamantis petropoulos . patalas already petropoulos. patalas already don't trust the most greek name even don't trust the most greek name ever. yes. the other is there's a chicken and the egg element here, which is having this big fear factor. would that be what makes you more likely to be conservative? or does being a conservative? or does being a conservative develop that part of your brain? and also, could you even predict polling upon the size of people's amygdala ? the size of people's amygdala? >> i'm just saying, i like the way you say it. >> i'm going to say it as well. i mean, it's my first time. >> it's a big moment. i'm glad i was here for that. >> you never you never get. when you first said there'd be a few more of them. all right. daily mail next. and kerry huw edwards must be very happy he can keep harry potter collection, >> yeah. apparently he can.

harry potter books are banned in sex offender packed hmp isle of wight because the main characters are children. i'm pretty sure it's also banned in trans prisons as well, but for completely different reasons , completely different reasons, are you sure? yeah, they're being banned because and we've not got any definite information of who's saying this , but of who's saying this, but apparently it's, it could be too tempting for, for to read a book about magic children who can turn them into toads. do you think that would be good for them? really? i suppose taking temptation , you know, out of the temptation, you know, out of the picture for them, protecting them from any mention of children doesn't really work, because then they're , they're because then they're, they're going to get sensory overload when they come out of prison or we've got to keep them in prison. if you're going to do that, if you're going to get all fictional mention of children away from their eyes, and they're going to come out in, they're going to come out in, the first child they see is going to drive them mad. so i don't quite get what it's about. >> but more children books?

don't quite get what it's about. >> but more children booianother we don't have to jump to another extreme. josh. okay, the bbc ages ago started blurring out children's faces in playgrounds and so on whenever they had a story, just in case it turned someone on. and it's an odd kind of kind of victim blaming. but i do wonder at times whether maybe we could breed breed children with blurry faces. >> yeah. what do you think? i mean, have you read the harry potter books, daniel? >> very erotic. no, i haven't, no, i never that's because you're not a. >> only have read harry potter. >> only have read harry potter. >> too many, too many big words in there for me. but, i mean, you know, harry potter. i mean, i've had some tough ones, but harry potter, i don't know if that would. that blows my mind, really. but what i think they should do in the prisons is go the other way and put obe erotica in the libraries . so the erotica in the libraries. so the so the so the romans have to read naughty stuff about old people and then when they come out, they sort of meet somewhere in the middle. it's a plan. >> it's a good plan. >> it's a good plan. >> bosh. wow. okay, we've got a new i've got to say this has all come from a prison source. >> there's no name here at all. >> there's no name here at all. >> it'sjust >> there's no name here at all. >> it's just a >> there's no name here at all. >> it'sjust a prison >> there's no name here at all. >> it's just a prison we don't need. >> source said it. >> source said it. >> the daily mail. >> the daily mail. >> yeah, yeah.

>> yeah, yeah. >> all right, let's look at the independent now. and surely the best way to solve this is for women to always take men home with them. daniel >> yeah. i mean, there's not a lot of jokes around this one. come on, do it. no, get in trouble. do your jokes. do your jokes. you know, one. you gave me this one. considering all my old content, but women facing safety tax through spending hours a year on taxis, home, over harassment fears. and basically, this story is about young women and teenagers paying out for taxis due to fear that they're going to be harassed on they're going to be harassed on the on the walk home, and yeah , the on the walk home, and yeah, some of them are saying they spend 100, £150 a month on cabs, 20 year olds saying they take the cabs when it gets dark because they've had a lot of bad experiences with university. now, i learned a lot about women being harassed through jokes that i made. well no, through through comedy sketches that i made back in the day , chatting made back in the day, chatting up girls out on the street. you know, all of this stuff . and i know, all of this stuff. and i look back and it's very cringey. and now, especially that i've got three daughters, i look at stuff like this and it is, it is

worrying. and there's a, there's a lot of stuff that people are doing for, for safety, for women. but i think, what about the women that can't afford taxis? what about, you know, that, you know, there should be more support there for that. but yeah, i mean, it's a it's a serious story. >> well, one of the things that's talked about here, carrie and i've advocated for this is the, how vital it is to tackle misogyny early in our schools. and that seems to be when you can really make an impact . and that seems to be when you can really make an impact. is teaching children certainly boys, about what's acceptable, how it is to treat women. >> don't we do that? i thought we did that. >> i don't know if we do do that. i haven't been to school for a very long time. >> but you've got children. does that come up? >> yeah. well, i've, i've from a very early age. i teach them that this is a very important thing. you know, part of that, of course, is teaching them that boys and girls are different, which is obviously something that has disappeared. i'm not sure. yeah. so yeah. yeah. >> totally. >> totally. >> saying that seems to be the reality. >> i've got mixed feelings on the whole thing because on the story itself, i totally agree with your angles here, but at

the same time, it's this thing that, you know, this has just been discovered that women are spending a fortune on taxis. i thought they always were. you know, i thought, and you know, i was because they're high heels. well, exactly. i'd say that. yeah, well, you did say it when l, yeah, well, you did say it when i, when i first started driving. well, when i first started, i was old enough to be going out with girls, and it was always, you drop them home and wait for them to go in their house, right? that was because there's always this thin, weird people come out at night and the streets are dangerous. the truth is, men are more likely to get attacked and beat, and women are more likely to get sexually attacked. and a lot of this stuff, some of these complaints that i'm hearing, you know, of, women have to take off their headphones at night, but really, anyone should be taking their headphones out at night and going this route. >> i've done, you know, i'm in my 40s. 30s? yeah. >> you're a bit girly anyway. >> you're a bit girly anyway. >> and i go lengthier route sometimes if i'm if i've come back a certain way. >> so yeah, some of these are sensible. but at the same time yeah it's awful. but there is, there is talk at the end of the home office spokesman said that they're planning to, reduce all they're planning to, reduce all the danger to women and so on, and put more men in behind bars. i don't know how they're going to achieve that because our

prisons are full, apparently so. >> all right. trans news, trans news in the telegraph. kerry. oh, no. no, it says sorry. female pianists not all right. >> i got that. >> i got that. >> well done, well done. josh. >> well done, well done. josh. >> all right. >> all right. >> do you want to do you want to stop the show for a little bit whilst you rest on that one, or are you doing that one? i like a little talk. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah, i like that one. penis jokes. i could feel i could feel how proud you were of that. >> it was a good one. what this is female pianists are favoured over are to be favoured over men under new major competition rules. now i've been saying this idea ideology for a while now would come down to pianists. and if we're not careful and finally we've got there. this is the jury we've got there. this is the jury of leeds international piano competition, and they've been instructed, in the case of a tie between a male and a female contestant to consider advancing her first. and it's been stipulated to jurors that they must cancel their votes and start again. if any round of the competition significantly reduces the ratio of women to men. the idea is to try and get

rid of unconscious bias by being deliberately biased as hell, and to get rid of sexism by deciding that a woman must win. so i think this is a load of mollycoddling madness . it might mollycoddling madness. it might be that in the piano world there is a great deal of sexism, and maybe i don't. well, there is everywhere, so i don't know enough about that. but, maybe piano attracts more men. maybe men are more competitive . men are more competitive. competitive, or maybe men are better at fingering things. >> oh my god, i don't know. >> oh my god, i don't know. >> i'm not going to join in with this. >> yeah, it's i mean, what do you think this this. i think this seems sexist. >> well, no. look, listen, if it's coming down to the end, right. and it's a draw and they're going to let the girls go through, i don't think that's fair. what i think they should do is they should battle it out with other things. you've got to do with your hands, fish. yeah, i know, like, paper, scissor, rock, or gang signs. yes. thumb war. you know, all of that stuff. making shadows, you know, in front of a light who can make the best shadow? anything. >> i mean, it might well be that

men have an unfair advantage with being a pianist in that they have long, thin fingers. yes, could be part of it. you know, better spatial awareness for the keys. >> all i know is i think they should give the award to whoever identifies as the best pianist. >> yes, that's the way it is. and this is the reform is coming off from fiona sinclair, who is the leeds international piano competition ceo and you just know that her office is just full of pictures of women, right. more telegraph daniel, and tell us about the boy who cried wolf. >> oh, this is the best story of the day. it's got to be the best one. i'm so glad you gave me this one, because a schoolboy is allowed to identify as a wolf. woohooi i miss the good old days where kids could identify as dogs or men as babies, but now wolves . so a schoolboy has been wolves. so a schoolboy has been allowed to identify as a wolf . allowed to identify as a wolf. according to reports, the pupil claims to suffer from species phobia. this is a new word. i haven't done this one. thank you mate. a non—clinical condition in which individuals feel that their bodies belong to different species. i once thought i was a worm. oh yeah? yeah, but i was actually in a k—hole. so that's

actually in a k—hole. so that's a that's a true story. yeah teachers at the secondary school in britain are understood to be supporting the child's decision. and this is look, there's other school kids here that think they're cats, foxes, birds and dinosaurs. there's a geezer that runs around thinking he's a t—rex. i mean, this is wild stuff. but just to give you my take on this, what i would personally do, if i was a teacher or the headmaster at that school, i'd say, look, it's fine if you want to be a wolf, but you've got to be able to do what wolves can do, like run at 36mph on all fours. you know, you've got to be able to survive in a forest. you've got to be able to catch food and eat it with your mouth. you've got to become a part of a pack. you know, you've got to howl like a wolf. and when you need the toilet, you've got to do it out. out there in front of everyone in the. yeah, that was a bit weird. but i mean, you know what? i mean? if you want to be a wolf, prove it. and then you can't just walk in and go, i'm a wolf. yeah. >> don't don't howl during lessons. i think i'd add don't don't poo on the desk. and you have to die at 16. yeah, yeah. >> that's right. >> that's right. >> that's right. >> that's only fair. right but

also, how do we know he's not a wolf? maybe the kid is right and everyone else is wrong, and he is a wolf. wolf, look, i think we have to give him what he wants, or he's going to huff and puff and blow your house down. >> i like that. >> i like that. >> that's worth a laugh. >> that's worth a laugh. >> there you go. that's worth it. >> i'm it.- >> i'm not. >> i'm not. >> i'm not a lap type, i don't lap, i don't lap, i never lap. >> good one. >> good one. >> have you ever known me lap? >> have you ever known me lap? >> but it's true. >> but it's true. >> you know me. for years i've neven >> you know me. for years i've never, never lapped. >> never lapped. >> never lapped. >> but the other thing i won't lap now. >> the other thing i was going to say as well is these days in school, you get sent home for an undercut or wearing like the wrong trainers, but you can be a wolf. >> that is crazy. >> that is crazy. >> but there's someone here who identifies as a moon, which, if he's in the same class as the wolf boy, that's going to be awful for howling, isn't it? >> you are you are on you are on fire tonight. just the final section to go.

>> welcome back to the final section, daniel. the daily mail has yet another hijab roller coaster story .

coaster story. >> yeah. racist moment. muslim woman , 37, is kicked off a woman, 37, is kicked off a roller coaster at kansas city theme park. a muslim woman was ordered off a roller coaster at a theme park because she was wearing a headscarf. she accused the employee that had done it of being racist, saying that she'd never had to take it off before while riding the roller coasters. but before the ride began, she was told again remove it, and she claimed it was due to the to the to the policies. but she's never had this problem. in the 24 years she's been visiting theme parks in the whole of the united states. it's a despicable tale. it's out of order to be. >> you mean. what do you think, harry? >> well, when she says 24 years, she's been visiting theme parks, you make it sound like she's some kind of career. theme park. you know, this is all she does. but, look, this is. you know, this is all she does. but, look, this is . i'd say this but, look, this is. i'd say this clearly. clearly was. well, it sounds racist to me, but when it said when i first read it and it said when i first read it and it said a muslim woman was kicked off a roller coaster, i pictured something literal and thought she was like, thrown off in mid—air. but she wasn't, which would have been definitely racist, by the way, but she wasn't allowed to go on the

ride. i mean, you know, i, i don't tend to go to these parks, but i don't really care for it. but there's very often next to the ride, there's a height measurement, you know, but i've never seen a headscarf measurement to see how wide your headis measurement to see how wide your head is or anything . and i don't head is or anything. and i don't know that there really is any danger of headwear flapping. and well, he might take off some of them maybe to the length of the hijab, like some of them, you know, have scarves caught in something. >> i it's a bit sad. something. >> i it's a bit sad . i have >> i it's a bit sad. i have a tragedy in my, you know, from someone having it being anything like this genuine story. so wearing scarves and you know, there is a reason why they wait a minute, you've got an actual theme park scarf story where this i don't want to get into it because it's a genuine tragedy. but yes, it's so it does happen . but yes, it's so it does happen. and if it's someone who's if it's a health and safety issue , it's a health and safety issue, there's an argument there to do it. >> yeah, there's an argument. >> yeah, there's an argument. >> it's possible that's what it was. it sounds kind of like they said, he was acting. it was due to a misunderstanding. he was acting out of an abundance of caution, which is an interesting way of describing someone as being overcautious , but an

being overcautious, but an abundance. he was just, like, so full of caution. >> it was. i've got to be honest with you, when i first saw this story, i thought this was going to be a real barrel of laughs. >> and it's really let me down. >> and it's really let me down. >> no. yeah. >> no. yeah. >> the mail again carry. i can confirm that this beard oil really works, >> men's grooming companies. really works, >> men's grooming companies . are >> men's grooming companies. are you expecting this one to be funny as well? >> you better. >> you better. >> well, really better bring it. >> well, really better bring it. >> it's a controversial advert for called a panty dropper advert, which already sounds like it was going to go wrong. >> it's been hauled off the air with complaints. who would have thought a panty dropper advert would be hauled off the air with complaints? but it has been, from women who aren't into beards. i imagine it was a saucy commercial where i believe a man has for his. he has a fuller beard as a result. has for his. he has a fuller beard as a result . product. and beard as a result. product. and can we? let's have a look. >> i hope your pants are on or off already. the man's full of beard. >> or the women's full of beard. we're going to see. >> we've got some pants. >> we've got some pants. >> we're going to show some pants. we don't. okay, you're going to have to re—enact it now, kerry. okay. re—enact the act. go. >> no , i'll just describe it. >> no, i'll just describe it. >> no, i'll just describe it. >> he i believe just combed his beard and women's pants. >> come on. pants down.

>> come on. pants down. >> is that sold? i don't know, what about you? oh we got it. we got it. no, no. oh, hello. oh, god. it was like just looking in the mirror before. >> after. >> after. >> and. okay here we go. >> and. okay here we go. >> there we go. >> there we go. >> hello? ready? >> hello? ready? >> oh, it's all of them. i thought it was going to be like one woman, but it's like one of my torsos and a bloke as well. >> that's very. so it's not sexist if it makes blokes pants. come on. >> that's very dangerous, though. they could trip over. they're about to dance. >> yes. i mean, are they? this is overreaction, surely? >> yeah. i mean, first of all, when i saw the headline men's grooming company, i thought it was about the bbc just getting that one in there. >> but yeah, i mean, do your lap now or. nah, mate. come on. >> i'm just gonna let's move on for it before i get sued, yeah. no, listen, i think like, because it's straight, it's like a straight , like, because it's straight, it's like a straight, like, men and women thing. it's like it does my thing. it's like it does my thing because it's like it's vulgar. but if it was like, gay or trans, it would win an award or trans, it would win an award or be featured in the opening ceremony of the olympics. do you know what i mean? it's like it probably become an olympic game, you know what i mean? see how quick they could get the knickers dropping? but i don't think it's that bad. i think people are. yeah. you know , just

people are. yeah. you know, just wet wipes. >> people online loved it. and they sold 20% more products as a result of the outrage. yeah. they got what they wanted. they knew what they wanted. they got what they wanted. that's how the world works now. and it doesn't actually work, you know? >> no, no, no, no. people shouldn't actually be worried . shouldn't actually be worried. >> no, it does work. i mean absolutely it works. look, just look at what's happening at home. you wouldn't see it, but i'm telling you, it just works. telegraph next. daniel. and who's smashing all the china? >> all right, soaring divorce rates in china have spawned a new to business professionally shred wedding photos and other remainders of unhappy stuff. so there's a crematorium of photos, this is what it says. it's a crematorium. photos. when their life cycle ends, louis, an entrepreneur running a factory that destroys photos and documents on a mass scale, basically, if you're getting divorced, this guy says, look, listen, i'm going to. i'm going to burn all your stuff. give it here. he's made a business out of it. i think it's quite good. it's quite cool. it's like a smash room. you've seen them smash room. you've seen them smash rooms. you should be able

to go down there with all the. all the stuff your missus, your ex—wife. >> yeah, well, let's very quickly say that. let's go to our divorce expert, gary , this our divorce expert, gary, this one doesn't make you an expert, all right? i don't want especially not an expert. very painful memories for you, right? the show is nearly over. let's take another quick look at friday's front pages. the telegraph. i'm still in control, says starmer as feud erupts the times reeves told to reverse cuts after 10 billion boost. the guardian hezbollah chief vows retribution against israel after wave of attacks. daily mail engush wave of attacks. daily mail english identity is under threat, warns jenrick. the metro al fayed. a serial rapist and finally, the daily star . what finally, the daily star. what planet are they on and those we are front pages. that is all we have time for. thank you to my guest, kerry marx and daniel o'reilly. i'm going to be back tomorrow at 11 pm. with louis schaefer and jojo sutherland. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast by. >> that warm feeling inside from

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defends his decision to pay his chief of staff a salary that exceeds his own. >> this comes as labour donor lord alli funded at least seven labour cabinet ministers, as well as the prime minister, amid the freebie scandal. >> elsewhere, the treasury is given a £10 billion budget boost by the bank of england. but the chancellor is still expected to press ahead with scrapping

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