he's very nice. i think, think he's very nice. i think, he ran a great race. he did very well, it's very early, but he's popular and i'll be seeing him, and i'll send your regards . and i'll send your regards. >> meanwhile, the prime minister has told the united nations that there must be an immediate ceasefire in the middle east. sir keir said the uk was now returning to a position of responsible global leadership. and he said the most pressing issue had to be securing a halt to the violence in lebanon . to the violence in lebanon. >> so we are ready to step up in a spirit of respect and equal partnership. >> i don't claim that solving these problems is easy, but there are positive, practical things that we can do together . things that we can do together. this starts with addressing the rising tide of conflict and preventing a regional war in the middle east. i call on israel and hezbollah to stop the

violence and step back from the brink. we need to see an immediate ceasefire . immediate ceasefire. >> the environment agency has issued 40 flood warnings and 113 flood alerts for large parts of the uk. parts of oxfordshire, bedfordshire , northamptonshire bedfordshire, northamptonshire and north yorkshire have been listed by the agency as being most at risk. it comes after an amber warning was issued by the met office for more heavy rain, causing further flooding and travel disruption in particular across the midlands and parts of the southwest. a man has been arrested in connection with a cyber attack targeting railway stations across the uk. the wi—fi systems at 19 stations in cities including london, manchester, liverpool and birmingham were affected. people logging on to wi—fi, and those stations were greeted with a page about terrorist attacks. the arrested man is understood

to be an employee of a technology company , which technology company, which provides internet access to some network rail stations , and network rail stations, and finally , astronomers have finally, astronomers have unveiled the most detailed map ever seen of our galaxy. from the violent births of newborn stars to the hidden mysteries of the galactic core. these new images show the milky way as you've never seen it before. the map is the culmination of more than 13 years of observations , than 13 years of observations, really a spectacular . you're really a spectacular. you're right up to date with the latest news. now it's time for headliners. >> for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gbnews.com forward slash alerts . forward slash alerts. >> thanks, mark, and welcome to

headliners. i'm nick dixon. now keir starmer has called for the return of the sausages, which is the first popular policy he's announced. but tonight we're going way beyond mere sausages because we have the people's gammon. it is mr paul cox there he is . and a man who eats raw he is. and a man who eats raw meat for breakfast, literally , meat for breakfast, literally, it's louis shaffer. look at him looking good. >> and lunch ate i it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. whatever it is, if i have those meals, i've just found a hair in my water. >> it's like a public swimming bath here. i don't know what's going on. >> it's disgusting. i know you wouldn't get that at the bbc, wouldn't get that at the bbc, would you.7 >> would you? >> you wouldn't get that at the bbc. >> well, you know, i wouldn't know anyway. >> good banter lads. i mean, lewis, you've been told to be funnier, so could you just pick it up a bit, please? >> i know that was bad. i was sitting there thinking, i've got nothing funny to say. >> no, no. >> no, no. >> if they were on, if they wanted a funny comedian, why would they have me isaac kenyon yeah, i was actually actually asked that question by by a promoter of a show. he said , is promoter of a show. he said, is this going to be the funny lewis shaffer or the not funny dark lewis? well, the not funny. >> find out tonight. stay tuned

everyone, but let's have a quick look at the old headlines, since thatis look at the old headlines, since that is the name of the show. so the daily mail goes with boris, my manly pep talk with harry in bid to stop megxit. we'll be getting into that hilarious story in a minute. the guardian netanyahu says lebanon strikes will go on despite ceasefire call . the daily express says it call. the daily express says it feels like they don't want him to come back to me, which is about social care. the daily telegraph i told harry not to leave uk, reveals johnson. he just didn't listen. the times reeves set to profit by tweaking debt rules. and finally, the i has budget rule change risks higher interest rates for longer. fairly boring. and those are your front pages . so let's kick your front pages. so let's kick off with the mail. >> paul . it's pure bonking boris >> paul. it's pure bonking boris madness. the mail. >> everything is about boris. >> everything is about boris. >> he's got his new unleashed political memoir out and they're plugging that to death. >> but the headline is boris my manly pep talk with harry in bid to stop megxit. >> so this is i mean, if you if there's a man you want to talk

to another man about how to look after your women, it's bonking bofis after your women, it's bonking boris johnson, isn't it? but i know he's among the last person you would one of the last people like him and elon musk for like they're not really like solid relationship guys, are they ? relationship guys, are they? >> no. and he's not that manly. you know . i >> no. and he's not that manly. you know. i mean i don't think he is. i don't think you think i mean, i would ask keir starmer first. he seems more manly in a weird way than boris. >> yeah. have you seen have you not seen boris doing a tug of war. yeah. >> no, i'm going to tell you something about keir starmer. >> they did something similar to that at eton, but they haven't got the videos. >> he's a guy who sees what he wants and he takes it. who is keir starmer? >> keir starmer. keir starmer? >> keir starmer . all people's money. >> yes. >> yes. >> yes. >> yes he does. there's no doubt about it. the joy of the country i like that, i like that it says unleashed , the political memoir unleashed, the political memoir of the century . i mean, how of the century. i mean, how could you say that, that 24 years in, it's going to be the worst one? yeah. i mean, this is basically it's i mean, boris johnson, he basically destroyed the country, basically basically destroyed the country during

this time, doesn't he? >> isn't he technically an employee here? so i think we want to calm down. i personally think he's a great guy. what do you think, paul? yeah. >> i didn't say there was anything wrong with bonking. i didn't give it all the destroyed the country chat that lewis schaffer has. i mean , well, he schaffer has. i mean, well, he destroyed his own political party. >> he brought in brexit, which was, i guess i could say a lot of people would think is good. but he brought in mass immigration and, and keir starmer he did. >> he had a massive majority here. sausages anyway. but isn't this more about harry though, in the. >> yeah, this is a lot more abouti >> yeah, this is a lot more about i mean, we haven't really got to that, but this is he seems to be because he seems to promote himself as the man who can talk to other men and make changes in the world, and he's often he's going around the world now, you know, talking for £100,000 a minute or whatever, trying to trying to change hearts and minds. >> and one of them, apparently, is, is prince harry himself. now, he said that he had a chat with him to try and stop him. it happened.soit with him to try and stop him. it happened. so it didn't work, did it? so i wouldn't say this was the was the great example that he was hoping for. but this is you know, this is an explosive

revelation from the first chapter of , unleashed. chapter of, unleashed. >> yes. it's basically a book advert on the front page, isn't it? that's great. if you can get if you can get your book advertised on the front page, that's pretty cool. you've basically won at life. >> yeah, i don't know how. i don't know how much money he's going to make. i don't know how much money. >> he didn't tell you the daily. >> he didn't tell you the daily. >> no, but the daily email. no, but you said it's an advert, so i'm thinking, well, how how does the daily mail, the daily mail must have paid him a couple of hundred thousand pounds to run this thing . and they want to this thing. and they want to increase the revenue. the thing that i find very interesting about this is the daily mail is only £1.10. >> really? that is interesting , >> really? that is interesting, lewis. and you get a lot when i say that i mean the opposite. so let's do the times then. >> lewis times a lot of news in the times. >> the times, lots of news. >> the times, lots of news. >> no one should go to the uk, claims musk. after summits now there is lots of news. >> now i'll give that to you. >> now i'll give that to you. >> there is lots of news. that's what i like about the times. but the times is £2.80 compared to i mean, this is where we're at how. >> now. >> you're like when thatcher was like, do you know the price of a pint of milk? are you really proud to know the price of all

the papers by reading them off the papers by reading them off the sheet? >> yes. i'm i'm not i don't i, i buy the daily mail because it's got a lot of news. >> and lewis, you're offering such a low product now i know you read out the prices of newspapers on there. >> i got a call today saying be funnier. that's why i'm sorry about that call. i apologise, i regret it, though, to the people out there for this show in advance, this is going to be my worst show ever. so you can't tell me. >> funny you thought i'll read out the prices of newspapers. >> i know what i'll get them. >> i know what i'll get them. >> but it was also said we should go over the entire page and do the thing. >> no one said any of these things to me. >> i was told that we were told that to go over the entire page. that's one thing. but you know , that's one thing. but you know, you could have asked me, don't go to the uk. i'm telling you, i'm looking here and i'm here and i'm here. you fall in love and i'm here. you fall in love and they break your heart. >> it's amazing you haven't looked at any of the front page ihave. >>i ihave. >> i just said that that's the first thing. and then reset the profit by tweaking debt rules. and she she's trying to get more money by saying that that debt is different than it used to be. >> yeah. that musk one is huge, isn't it? musk saying i don't think anyone should go to the uk when they're releasing convicted in to order imprison people for

social media posts. so musk is taking it well, this whole snob, he's been snubbed from whatever thing starmer is doing because starmer was snubbed by him and now you don't want to get into a snubbing war with the richest man in the world who owns the most influential social media platform. that's just my $0.02. he's not going to win, is he starmer on this? >> but but all the time, all the time that starmer does things like this, it's just adding fuel to musk's fire. musk is going to do musk in it . to musk's fire. musk is going to do musk in it. there to musk's fire. musk is going to do musk in it . there is to musk's fire. musk is going to do musk in it. there is lots of element of truth to what musk is saying there. there are actual sex offenders being released from prison and then allegedly committing the same crime within the same day, and then going back to prison, whilst at the same time as they're going back to prison, bumping into a chap that said something silly on the internet. yeah. >> which is a ludicrous optic. >> which is a ludicrous optic. >> yeah, it's i mean, it's almost as bad as saying sausages instead of hostages. yeah, but not quite. >> i called it operation arkham asylum, which you won't get because you haven't watched the first batman. no, we had this discussion. he hasn't seen the

first part. well, neither of everyone has seen the first. >> i haven't seen it. >>— >> i haven't seen it. >> yeah, but nick and i are of a similar age. >> like a minor character in it. >> like a minor character in it. >> i've been. i was in the last one i was in. i was in the opening scene of batman, which was filmed out in at the mayor's house in 1957. no, it wasn't, it was like just very. >> lastly, there's a story at the top from david baddiel putting anti—semitism on the stage, and that's josh's new play. so let's do the guardian. paul i'm so sorry. >> oh, loads going on here. loads and loads going on here. >> first thing though, look there's a there's a review at there's a there's a review at the top, bland, boring and bafflingly shallow, which i think is something to do with the sky newspaper review, but i haven't read it fully. but they do say netanyahu says lebanon strikes will go on despite ceasefire call. call. he's determined now. i mean, this is a man who's had who's leader of a man who's had who's leader of a country that's been attacked and obviously nearly a year ago now, and boy, is he making them pay now, and boy, is he making them pay for it, >> i the thing that's going on in lebanon does worry me slightly because it's just an escalation. >> and where does it the reason it worries me, irrespective of

whether you can argue whether he's entitled to or not, is it's a huge escalation and the more countries that are essentially israel targets, the bigger the problem is going to become for them in that part of the world. >> it's not a huge escalation. it's not huge because because hezbollah, which is like the which is like hamas, but up there, has just been firing rockets on israel for a year now. they've been in a state of war, and israel hasn't been in a state of war. so israel decides, okay, we'll fight back. and so let israel do what it needs to do. sorry. do you know what sorry , sorry, sorry. i shouldn't sorry, sorry, sorry. i shouldn't have said that. i should be like everybody else, you know. let them know. >> here we go. >> here we go. >> look, there is a there is a potential world war scenario that starts in the middle east because of this. and it does. it sounds bad. >> it is bad. >> it is bad. >> nick, >> nick, >> however , i'm not sure how >> however, i'm not sure how this ends. and people like keir starmer standing up at the un

today saying, got a ceasefire now is also the same man that says, yeah, but we support israel. he said, yeah, a lot of these people have absolutely no idea what's going on or who they support, but what does that mean? >> ceasefire. what does the term ceasefire? you have to know the history of the country, and i do. i was forced to study it when i was a kid. and the truth is, is that back in back when israel declared independence, there was a ceasefire which benefited israel at the time, a ceasefire is just like it's just a pause in the firing. that means they're planning on doing it again. people don't want a ceasefire. they want peace. and a ceasefire just is like prelude to, okay, we've got to move on. >> but i'm not i don't want to make light of this because it's such a serious story. but actually there's a story about paul heaton from the beautiful south, and it's almost a beautiful south song. you know, jennifer allison, phillipa soo, lebanon, netanyahu, you can actually make i noticed i was going to sing it, but i bottled it, i bottled it. it's such a serious story. do you want to do the star lewis in —17 seconds? >> 27 for teaching aid for a kid gives gives them the heebie jeebies. attack of the creepy giant baby doll. >> yeah. i thought you'd lead with that.

>> yeah , whatever it is, this is >> yeah, whatever it is, this is a giant baby doll where they can move. i think it can move. and it's in a school. >> it looks like the sort of thing they would put on the fourth plinth in trafalgar square. >> i bet it's in france, because i know i think there's a company in france that makes the kind of thing they'd do, like the elephant. have you heard of the elephant. have you heard of the elephant that was in britain. it was in london. they brought the moving elephant, and there were like hundreds of thousands of people in at the mall, the mall, whatever. >> i think i speak for many viewers when i say, you've lost me there, lewis. yeah anything. we've got to move on. >> we should move on. >> we should move on. >> i have no idea what he's talking about. oh, brilliant. >> all right, well, that was that wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be. no good. that's a ringing endorsement of the show. but coming up, the backbenchers are turning on keir starmer, pension death tax and goes after donald

welcome back to headlines i'm nick dixon still here with the

meaty combo of the people's game and paul cox and louis r shaffer. there he is waving for the radio listeners. he's waving for no reason. let's do the telegraph. and apparently keir starmer likes to listen carefully to his backbenchers, take their feedback on board, then modestly arrive at a decision. just kidding. he ignores them and behaves like keir starmer and paul absolutely doesn't engage, says the telegraph. >> labour why labour's backbenchers are turning on starmer so while the prime minister may have spent years preparing for powell, we'll get to that in a minute. the result now is that he's the rookie, the rookie errors show and you know who can disagree with that. it's become clear. this article goes on to say in liverpool there is already a complete disconnect between starmer, the cabinet and the backbenchers . starmer floats the backbenchers. starmer floats above the party with little connection to it. now i agree with the sentiment of this article completely. >> it's quite an interesting article to read . article to read. >> however, i don't think keir starmer has been preparing for power per se. i think keir starmer is a prosecutor, keir

starmer is a prosecutor, keir starmer is a prosecutor, keir starmer is an ideologue and he is someone who gets very excited by rules. power to him is a kink. it's not something he's been preparing for. it's something that he enjoys in his private alone times and that sounds vaguely libellous. >> so i just want to say he doesn't enjoy power. have you ever seen a more excited man by royal service, service, service? he loves rules. >> and that's not just someone bringing him his new glasses . bringing him his new glasses. >> nice. i thought rosie duffield put it well when she said he just doesn't engage. i hear this a few times, but he behaves like a politician. but he's not actually interested in politics. now, isn't that right? actually, he's like a blair post. blair. he's not as good as blair. he's kind of post blair. machiavellian just wants power , machiavellian just wants power, doesn't care about all this politics stuff. it's all about managing and power, right? >> no. oh, no, he is he is a politician. but his the people who's voting for him are the world team. our team world. >> i like the way he switched it there. >> oh i forgot what it was, what i was talking about. just say no because he was saying yes. >> you said no. and then you had to think, well, why do i mean no?

>> well, because no is always more interesting than i agree with you, but but the truth is he's he is he's more manly. i find him very. >> what are you going on here? what's all this? >> he's. >> he's. >> he's. >> he's more keir starmer. >> he's more keir starmer. >> he's more manly than the other labour prime minister. rishi sunak rishi sunak or. that was a joke. david david miliband. david >> an inadvertent joke from shaffer. it was a good joke, but his first joke. >> and it was an accident. he's david taliban. >> he's basically a brand new, a brand new tony blair. as you mentioned. and that's what his team is. he doesn't care about the people of britain. he cares about his paymasters over there at david's. >> and this is what happens when you get a supermajority without anyone really voting for him. >> he can just wander around now for five years, doing what he likes. >> well, trump said he's very popular, but he's not that popular, but he's not that popular because it's 20% of the country. >> yeah, that trump said that today. yeah. so maybe i changed my mind. >> if trump lord alli is arguably the most popular person because keir starmer called him

after he was shot and was nice to him. >> he's been very nice to me, great guy. the second he isn't nice, he'll be going to turkey. it's called two tier folks. >> it'll be and maybe that's what we want as our leader. we want someone who's tough as as trump, who's going to turn on him, but not a communist. >> all right, let's do the express. and rachel reeves is plotting a pension death tax, which sounds scary, but then so does everything rachel reeves says, because her mouth moves like she's trying to eat a very large club sandwich. lewis, i don't know about that. >> i don't watch her on tv like you do. you're obsessed with that. obsessed? yeah. i think you should apologise to her. >> i didn't write that. are you going to have to apologise to david mellor? >> you did. you made a choice to say it. >> paul wrote it and i wrote it. yeah. >> enormous club sandwiches. all i was thinking about. >> how do you not see the weird way her mouth when she was doing that speech the other day, and it just didn't look like a real person. >> i didn't i didn't see it. she'd been told to smile, but she can't. >> so she had to try and work out what that meant. it looked like, no, i can't say that. but it looked like it was. it was being done with like wires or something, like in an old school

animation. >> you're so wrong for like, focusing on a physical appearance when you just focus on what she believes in and what she believes in is fears. rachel reeves plotting a pension death tax as chancellor, she's the chancellor. looks to scrounge cash. she's saying we're going to tax people's pensions, and as soon as they die or whatever , as soon as they die or whatever, as soon as they die or whatever, as soon as they die or whatever, as soon as they're taken out of the bank, as soon as somebody says, i want to pay. basically they put it in the bank for 40 years. they get a bad interest rate, and then they get taxed on it. when they come out. i think that's the way. yeah. pretty much. >> i mean, currently individuals can take 25% of their pension pot tax free, up to about 270 k. it's a very , very hard working it's a very, very hard working individuals here. and i seriously hate is not even strong enough . i hate these tax strong enough. i hate these tax policies, particularly when it's robbing hard working people to pay robbing hard working people to pay for future policies that are absolute nonsense. i mean, these are entitled ideologues in charge of this country. >> now they're flouncing around with lord alli credit card in their back pocket, doing whatever they want, making policies up as they go along.

>> and now they're saying, what are we going to do is take money off the working people? are you having a laugh? yeah. >> you think you're trying to get like a viral moment? you've gone full, like jamming in the audience at question time. they're just flouncing around. i'm sick of it. i for one, the gentleman at the back there, i for one, am sick of these bankers bonuses. >> the man in the pink tie. the man in the pink tie. yes, yes. >> so people's gammon. that was unbelievable. every time you say ideologue, i just think of jordan peterson. they're ideologues. it just comes to my head every time, and it's ruining the show. all right, let's do the mail. and keir starmer is set to visit brussels to reset relations. and not in any way rejoin the eu by the back door. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> get this a keir starmer to visit brussels next week on a mission to reset eu relations. and as ambassador hints, that bloc's price will be to, to strike a deal to take more migrants . migrants. >> your reading was influenced by louis safetonet. >> he was. it was ridiculous . >> he was. it was ridiculous. >> he was. it was ridiculous. >> he was. it was ridiculous. >> he got one. i can't read the idea. >> the idea, first of all, that

keir starmer is going to go and see ursula von der leyen next week and strike a deal that the uk takes more migrants. >> that's disgusting. >> that's disgusting. >> is about on par with what i would expect now. it wouldn't surprise me. >> i think we should get. we are getting to a point where someone like keir starmer should only be allowed to make one policy a month, you know, give him the tablets, put him in the room. there's got to be a safe for space him. >> the turn of the sausages. yeah, exactly. >> that's a good point. we should say to him until all the sausages are back here, you're not allowed to make policy. >> you know what? don't make fun of the guy just because he misspells. pronounce the word whatever it was. people do that the truth is, the truth is that is that europe is bad for britain. i am team britain, even though i'm not british. but my kids are british. and i think we need someone who's going to fight for britain. and you can't be sure that keir starmer is not going to sign a deal with those horrible people. >> i think i think genuinely what he will do is, is , is do what he will do is, is, is do some some backroom deals. that does bring the uk closer, to, to

eu alignment again. and i see that as nothing but a betrayal to anyone who voted brexit because we have not delivered any brexit. >> people say what are the benefits of brexit? well, we don't know yet because we haven't tried any single. >> do you think he cares about anybody who voted? he doesn't care for anybody anyway. >> let's move on. but you're right though, it's what's the cost. it's like with the mafia, like oh, they're protecting my pub or bar or diner, but now i have to pay them every week or i get beaten up. that's the eu. and by the way, is sausage is really a mispronunciation of hostages. to me, it's a different word. but anyway, let's do the mirror. and a lesser leader would wait a few years to have their poll tax or iraq war moment. but keir starmer is so efficient he's already having his lewis. >> yes. story number eight winter fuel payments. good story number. right. >> well i just can't stop giving away the internal thing. >> it says literally irrelevant information. >> lewis this is in the daily mail. where's the fuel payment? could return. why is that funny? i don't know why.

>> that's lewis. you can do it . >> that's lewis. you can do it. >>— >> that's lewis. you can do it. >> lewis is. winter fuel payments could return for millions of pensioners as new legal claim launched. and this is the daily mirror which is a left wing thing. so they're going kind of against the don't laugh at this nick. >> i'm laughing at what you said. it says lewis about the piece of paper i don't know why he means. >> it's just for me. anyway, some couple in scotland. what is funny about that couple in scotland are suing. they say we want our winter fuel payment, which is £300, and because it because it was like they just went in there and they just checked it. they just said, we're not giving out the winter fuel payments. and they said, hey, wait, not so fast. does this match the equality act? but the truth is this them taking away the winter fuel thing only affects old white people. so there's no problem there. >> i see i mean, paul, i'm no expert, but it seems not ideal when you're being sued already for your new policy. yeah. >> i mean, what are we in the first 100 days? i doubt that was in the plan. yeah make a policy so bad that the mirror against you. >> yeah. i mean, even even

voldemort is against the labour party. she has to sit on lbc every day now. and field calls from people that say what have you done to us, carol? >> and it is all your fault, carol. so whether you like it or not, however story as you say, louis, where louis louis says louis, where louis louis says louis does say that this is probably this is probably the first sensible thing to come out of scotland since sturgeon resigned. >> it hasn't come out yet. there's just two people suing. >> it wouldn't affect england anyway because there's a different law system in scotland. so should they win this legal battle on the equality basis? it probably wouldn't apply in england anyway. but what the interesting thing is now is they're going to get tied up in this legislation because the idea that the labour party are being attacked by the equality act of 2010 is actually very funny. >> that is funny, that was that was their whole deal. i'm amazed he hasn't just condemned these pensions as far right thugs or far right thuggery . you know far right thuggery. you know what i mean? that's just works for everything. like you say, they're all old white people,

so. 50. >> so. >> and the truth is, the truth is you should never give people money because you can never take it back. great point. >> let's do the telegraph. and when iran's brutal theocracy is trying to take out your opponent, that's when you know you're on the right side of history. >> yeah, yeah, exactly. >> yeah, yeah, exactly. >> revealed in the telegraph pole story nine. how iran . pole story nine. how iran. sorry, i just how iran could be interfering in us elections to undermine trump. think tank identifies 19 news websites in inverted commas. >> it claims were created by tehran to spread propaganda , one tehran to spread propaganda, one of them of which was something called the western sun, which is an english language online outlet designed to cater for readers of the muslim minority majority. sorry, the suburbs of detroit. >> now, this is a good point. >> now, this is a good point. >> i mean, because of social media. >> now, this is how this is how politics is run in the west. but the west doesn't help itself. we have the left of the west has created so many subcategories of people and minorities that we are. it's a divide and rule situation. >> so we're in one group,

they're in another group. someone in the east, you go to tehran, there aren't many minorities there. >> they're all totally natural . >> they're all totally natural. >> they're all totally natural. >> that is, take minorities out the left and chuck them off the building. >> no there's not. there's plenty of different. there's azeris. there's tons of other ones. there's lots of probably 40, 50% of the people. >> there isn't a political party in tehran saying, oh, we support the they told me this before and i didn't look it up. >> i should have looked it up. but iran is one of the most ethnically diverse countries in the world, and that's one of the problems of this whole thing. >> are you one of these iran propaganda things? yeah, because it says they'll be disguised as legitimate news outlets. are you being paid by iran? >> i'm saying i'm saying this iran is this is good. this is so when trump is hurt or whatever, i don't want to use those words. trump is defunded , as they say, trump is defunded, as they say, is that is that they're going to blame iran and not the democrats, who are like 28% happy about having him defunded. i mean, like, actually, yes, i know what you mean. >> you know what i mean? yeah,

iran's after trump, but i mean, that makes me wonder, of course they're after trump. >> they've been after trump for years. >> doesn't that make you think trump's a great guy actually because because he because he biden funded iran with all his money with trump didn't. so they know that they're better off with the democrats. which makes me worry about the democrats. yes, that was my point. >> you should worry about the democrats worried , i remember democrats worried, i remember i want to go though. >> louis, we don't have time. can you give us your massive anecdote after the break? because we've got to end but coming up, an cyber attack, a dei chatbot and an embarrassing story

soon. yes. welcome back to headliners. let's crack on with the mirror and the words we all wanted to heat and the words we all wanted to hear. chris whitty is back, louis. >> oh my god, it's the return of anthony fauci. chris whitty says nhs capacity this is story number 10. what names on it for the people keeping track? daily mirror says my name is on louis. it says it says louis. so i'm meant to be saying this chris whitty says nhs capacity very low before covid 19 inside

intensive care ward hell , i intensive care ward hell, i didn't read, i read this, you read it and i regret reading it because because chris whitty is like a poor man's doctor. fauci and doctor fauci is a murderer. i say that no, just he's not just can i say that was satirical content and we want to apologise. >> he's not a murderer. he's a great doctor . yes, he's my doctor. >> it's saying it's saying that he was chris whitty was in a hospital during the time of thing and it was like horrible in the hospital thing in the time of the covid thing and people were dying. of course they were dying. you're plugging them into ventilators and killing them. of course they were dying. of course they were dying. when you're telling people they're going to die, of course they were dying. when you lock them into nursing homes, they can't see their family. of course they're dying . anybody course they're dying. anybody who takes a covid vaccine, am i allowed to say that? >> no idea. probably. it depends what you're about to say. i mean, if you were going to say anyone that takes a covid vaccine, go to my website. i've got a better one than probably not. >> the shafer vaccine. >> the shafer vaccine. >> yeah, but what am i allowed to say? >> you've got almost nothing.

i've got a new catchphrase. >> which is what? of course they're dying of course they're dying. of course they're dying. when you try to. it's like. it's like everyone's in shock that people, old people are dying. why are they dying? because you're killing them . killing you're killing them. killing them? anybody who takes a covid vaccine. i have not taken any any covid vaccines and i wouldn't take them. and measles vaccine or a lewis or this is one area i agree with you on. >> i keep getting texts. take your flu vaccine or covid vaccine. i'm like never. why? why are you texting me? stop texting me. >> they want you dead. yeah. >> they want you dead. yeah. >> and why are you texting me? lewis? that's a separate question. go on. paul lewis has spoken for. >> well, it says here. i mean, the main crux of the story for me was whether he was asked whether we should bolster the bed and staff numbers in icu. >> professor whitty replied there are strong arguments for that in between emergencies. that's quite terrifying , because that's quite terrifying, because he's obviously suggesting that there's going to be a new emergency soon, which he's entirely aware of. >> bill gates, which he's entirely which is the entirely aware because our first covid didn't enslave the people and murder enough of them. but we

there is more we could do for there is more we could do for the nhs . the nhs. >> all the other stuff aside that you said there is more we can do for the nhs. one thing we could do for the nhs is stop spending £10 billion a year on climate alarmism. >> we can try and keep our old people warm by not robbing them of £300. >> i mean expecting the labour party as it stands now to fix this problem in the next five years is like asking my cat to make me dinner. >> it's not going to happen. >> it's not going to happen. >> it's not going to happen. >> it's an it's just it's just ludicrous. this story means nothing. >> i know it's part of the i know it's part of the inquiry. >> and there are all sorts of very meaningful things that need to come out of that inquiry. the fact that we didn't have enough beds going in, the fact we haven't got enough beds now is a problem, but we know who's going to fix it, because i'll tell you what, there isn't anyone in charge now who could run a bath, let alone the nhs, because they can never it can never be fixed. >> we've got to move on. but someone's telling me something i can't hear. but i think it's that the vaccines many people think are safe is that right? that's your job. i would imagine that's yourjob. i would imagine

you imagine you're being told like that. yeah. so that's my view as well. and the view of gb news is that save lives. they save lives. they've saved a lot of lives. lewis, what you're saying is completely wrong. it's your opinion and you won't be booked again. and they save lives. okay, good. let's go with that. let's do the times. and the owner of the guardian has fallen short of their climate goal fallen short of their climate goal. this is the first time we've seen hypocrisy from the guardian. paul. >> unbelievable stuff from the guardian here. so, guardian owner mrs. climate gold despite fossil fuel divestment. so this is the £13 billion endowment behind the guardian newspaper. and it's missing its paris goal to limit global warming. >> despite being one of the first big funds to commit dropping fossil fuel investments almost a decade ago. >> and because they are, because there isn't one of these climate alarmist wallies that is delivering anything that they said they would do. >> i mean, even greta toenail now has nothing to do with climate change anymore. what her name is, is something like that. and she, you know, she's fighting for gaza now. she wants a ceasefire. she doesn't mean she doesn't mention she's not sailing around the world

anymore. >> so she doesn't have to get the bus. she, she she's worried about gaza now, these are all just floating in the wind. >> these people are absolutely nuts. >> there is climate change. it's not killing us. it's simply not killing us. and you probably ought to listen to what the director says. >> now . >> now. >> now. >> oh, yeah. climate change. well, i just want to say for balanced climate change is killing us and it's killed. it's killed people. >> but can i can i say the anti—anti balance, which is i'm with paul, people like you, paul with paul, people like you, paul, you can just see there's lots of feeling and no balance. >> people don't like you . >> people don't like you. >> people don't like you. >> is, is at the end of the day. at the end of the day, they want us dead. they want us freeze to death. >> of course they're dying. and for balance , they don't want us for balance, they don't want us dead.i for balance, they don't want us dead. i don't know, this is impossible. they make me do an impossible. they make me do an impossible job balancing lewis schaffer. how do you even know what he's saying? i'm supposed to balance it. let's do the mail. and a cyber attack led to websites displaying an islamophobic message, which lewis will now read out in full along with his home address. >> lewis story number 12, in the daily mail. lewis. it's lewis's name right there. lewis police

probe source of night sleeper style hack that shut down a rail station . wi—fi as it firm station. wi—fi as it firm reveals legitimate administrator account was behind islamophobic message and they basically some some guy at the company that that wires the talent. >> that's the name of the company that wires the where the free wi—fi. >> so when you plugged into the wi—fi, it came out to i love england. it says we love we love europe . and then linked with europe. and then linked with some supposedly islamophobic stuff, which is just a list of terrorist attack, if that's considered islamophobic to list terrorism. >> it was about the manchester. well, are we allowed to say what it was? i don't know, i don't know what it was. >> it's not all the papers have blurred it out. >> all the papers have blurred out. >> but what we do know, and i've seen the blurred out version is it's just a list of islamic terror attack occasionally, like known, verified, ratified islamic terror attacks in the uk . islamic terror attacks in the uk. >> so this is this. this is a

real paradox because what they're calling this islamophobic. and my point on this would be why wouldn't you be islamophobic about people that do these things? now we have to have open discourse on this. i'm not sure that's islamophobic. i think listing terror attacks that have been undertaken by islamist terrorists is not islamophobia. >> probably they've got the new definition of islamophobia that labour have just got, and they don't want to go to prison. and because we probably will just for saying it now, we've got to go on. >> how many years is this guy going to go to jail for? he's probably going to go to jail for 38 months. that's my guess. i say 38 months. he's going to be he's going to be sent to jail, but he won't do 38 months worth of time for posting this. >> well, we don't know. but let's move on and do. the telegraph and the met police have reduced the number of stop and searches in a fresh new initiative to increase crime. even more poor us met police stop and search is plummet despite rising knife crime like there's a correlation between there's a correlation between the two a yvette cooper the home

secretary, believe it or not, has backed stop and search has an extremely important tool against knife crime. >> who would have thought it? she's a clever lady. stop and searches by metropolitan police officers have fallen by more than a fifth in just a year , than a fifth in just a year, despite record rates of knife crime. and of course , knife crime. and of course, knife crime. and of course, knife crime is a huge issue in this country and we know statistically that stop and search is a great weapon against stopping people carrying knives. now, the downside of this, of course, is the statistics also have shown in the past that far more black people have been stopped. however, if it's considered racist to stop and search and stop knife crime, perhaps we're going to need a little bit more racism. because what we do need to do is stop this knife crime epidemic across our capital, our capital city, and across all major cities in the uk. >> yeah, although your enemies are going to clip that bit of you saying we need more racism. >> yes, let's let him deny it. let him deny that is number one. that's. you're totally you're wrong paul. thank goodness you're wrong, paul. because because it's freedom of speech and freedom of walking. you shouldn't be stopped and

searched when you're walking down the street. if you've done nothing wrong just for any reason, you know, whatever the reason, you know, whatever the reason is. so there is no good reason is. so there is no good reason for stopping. >> do you hate it when you get stopped? >> lewis, i know it stops me. i'm waving my hand. police. you know , pay attention. know, pay attention. >> have you seen me on tv? like, who's this guy ? who's this guy? >> nothing. nothing in the park with his pants down. i only have, i only have, like, 11,000 followers on twitter. that's not bad . follow me on twitter, bad. follow me on twitter, please. >> lewis. >> lewis. >> lewis. >> lewis . shaffer? no. how many >> lewis. shaffer? no. how many do you have ? do you have? >> i'm only on about eight, i haven't checked, i think it's 38, 35.8 thousand. >> is that right? >> is that right? >> i'm losing. >> i'm losing. >> i'm losing. >> i know that, and the problem with knife crime in this country is there's not enough guns. if we had more guns, people wouldn't be carrying guns. people wouldn't be carrying around knives. >> we don't really have time. so we need one minute. let's just do this 1 in 1 minute. in the guardian, a new ai chatbot could help companies incorporate die. finally, they'll have cutting edge technology that they need to employ woefully unqualified people based on political correctness . correctness. >> louis, that is true. that's basically the story. this is story number 14. louis. in the guardian, it says corporate america has failed to embrace the ai. yeah, because people

don't like it and it really is bad. i would assume if they pick somebody just because of they might pay their bills and feed them and give them a warm home, but it won't make them satisfied on the inside. but it won't make them satisfied on the inside . yeah. on the inside. yeah. >> so it's bad idea. i mean, no one likes the ai. it doesn't work. it's like, oh, let's come up with an ai bot, paul. >> yeah, but you know, saying that corporate america has failed to embrace the ai is ridiculous. it's the hub that the mecca of the ai, corporate america. >> it's fading though, and they've spent so much money failing because this is a guardian story perpetuating a lie . lie. >> i don't believe this story whatsoever. i think this is a nonsense. i don't there's so much evidence that die is infected . the all of corporate infected. the all of corporate america that to say there isn't enoughis america that to say there isn't enough is ridiculous. >> that is, i think it is. it's definitely infected. but i think it is fading. if you look recently, people are getting rid of it . they're realising it's of it. they're realising it's not popular and it costs them a lot of money. all these people are getting all these tech companies and so on. anyway we've had a balanced view, which

is how much money did they have? >> they spent on die? according to this, $350 billion money well spent, that is part three obliterated. but coming up in final section, chicken, wine farm washing and not

welcome back to the final section of headliners. let's do the male and a subject. the mainstream media is too scared

to tackle farm washing. paul. yeah. when will they talk about farm washing? >> do you know what? i don't think i don't think i was entirely aware of it, but british farmers demand big six supermarkets stop farm washing. as you say, nick. using fake. well, this is using. i don't know what farm washing is. i didn't do, but it is using fake brands and union jacks to fool shoppers that food comes from quaint british family farms. when in fact it just comes from industrial us style mega farms where it's not really the sort of farm you drive past in the hampshire countryside. it's tucked away somewhere in kent with steaming coal turbines and stuff like that. however, this is this is from a guy whose name is this is from a guy whose name is car guy singh—watson. now he's the he leads the farmers against farm washing campaign . against farm washing campaign. and i think this is a really valid story because i will walk around a supermarket and think, oh, look, it's british grown food, produce , whatever, and

food, produce, whatever, and i'll buy it on that basis. the idea and if it looks like it's come, you know, if it's got little chickens on it and it's like it's come from a farm down the road, that'll also help me purchase as well. if this is just some industrial scale nonsense going on and it's a real isn't that how. >> no, no, i was gonna say, isn't it weird that, the british flag is so frowned upon and we're not allowed our flag? especially the english flag. but if you see it on food, like, give me that cheese. so, actually, people do like the flag when it's on a cheese. >> we all like the flag. >> we all like the flag. >> so we're gonna have new laws that say you can't put a flag on a thing. that's how it starts. the truth is, is that the guy who's organising this campaign is a guy, and he's he owns a company that has vegetable box, so he's sending out vegetable boxes, and it's to promote his company. i'm not going to mention his name because i hope he i hope it dies is the truth is that is that is that the company? you mean his company, not him. okay not him. he looks lovely. but >> lovely guy, lovely guy.

>> lovely guy, lovely guy. >> i'd love to find out how many times he's been taxed. but the point is, is that this whole idea of vegetable boxes , idea of vegetable boxes, organic, those are also greenwashing . it's also lies. greenwashing. it's also lies. vegetables are bad for you . you vegetables are bad for you. you should not eat vegetables. organic might be might be good for you. >> and you should go on. you should. >> okay, keep on saying it. the truth is, it's my only job. the truth is, it's my only job. the truth is. is people want to be lied to. they're eating food. they want to think, oh, this is they're eating food. >> finally, someone's saying it. they're eating, eating food. >> but that guy did a study, and they said that 75% of british people want 10% want transparency. >> i'm just so bored of this. i'm just saying i'm so sorry. i love what he said. that's how it starts. no flags on food . that's starts. no flags on food. that's how. what starts. no one knows. we don't know . we don't know. >> they take over the country. >> they take over the country. >> they take over the world. >> they take over the world. >> they're constantly telling us, you can't eat this. you can't eat this because there's a flag on it or whatever. but the truth is, 74% want transparency in their packaging, which is what you're saying. but that means 26% don't want transparency. they want to be

lied to. >> and those people deserve a voice as well. let's do the guardian and apparently america is taking on the uk's language. i kind of feel like that already happened. it's called english. >> louis english. the other british invasion how uk lingo conquered the us and this is story 16 louis the new thing . story 16 louis the new thing. >> new thing. >> new thing. >> never have laughed at that. never knew the monster. >> are you laughing? me that's the only way i remember this stuff. do you think i pay attention to this ? i don't do attention to this? i don't do much preparation. >> i genuinely don't think that. >> i genuinely don't think that. >> and the truth is, is this is this is a change. because normally you hear about how how americanisms, which have been around for like 300 years, have been infecting the british people. this is saying how britishisms like bits cheeky , britishisms like bits cheeky, clever early days. i never thought these were british things. gutted, gutted mate how affecting america. and that's just the way it goes, because people in this country speak engush people in this country speak english and people in america speak english. so there's going to be some overflow. >> i mean, who doesn't love a cheeky bit? >> yeah. and who doesn't love a cheeky bit ? the truth is the

cheeky bit? the truth is the truth is, is like, let's maybe if we speak together, speak the same language, right? we do. if we do, maybe like how it sounds. no, we don't have a lot of words. we don't use british people don't use, americans don't use. but if we spoke the same language, you wouldn't be that reticent about being taken over by america . over by america. >> paul. anything on you're just looking dumbfounded at louis. but we weren't taking over. >> we just. >> we just. >> you were saying you should be taking over. >> no, we haven't been there, have we? >> no, you haven't been. and i'm saying that's what i'm saying. let's just rule, britannia. >> let's just. can we quickly do this one more? because i'm bored of that one. let's do the mirror andifs of that one. let's do the mirror and it's another fine british tradition that's being destroyed. >> yeah, i don't go for this. you see, drinkers disgusted by new pub trend that has become an epidemic. gone are the days of jostling at the bar, as patrons now seem to prefer forming orderly queues. now i've genuinely seen this every time i've seen a queue at a bar, i have bypassed it, gone straight to the bar and said to the first bar person, can i have two pints and a bag of scratchings because

you're a drunken british? no, because that is what a bar's for. well, yes, but but, but that's exactly why . but this, that's exactly why. but this, this queue, this queuing business is not for the pub. it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. and honestly, if you see a queue in a pub, just go straight past it, walk up to the bar and say yeah and it will probably take longer. >> the truth is, the reason why they're doing this is i noticed this as an american because a british person is so customer service averse, they can say you're next and then i'll get to you. they can't do that. so you sit there hoping that they've seen you. seen you. >> seen you. >> we've got pubs older than your country mate filled with rude bartenders . rude bartenders. >> rude. two facts. i know we're going to top that. so that is the end of the show. thanks to louis and paul. let's have another quick look at the front pages. the daily mail has boris my manly pep talk with harry in bid to stop megxit. the guardian goes with netanyahu, says lebanon strikes will go on despite ceasefire call. the daily express. it feels like they don't want him to come back.to they don't want him to come back. to me, that's about social care. the daily telegraph i told

harry not to leave uk, reveals johnson, and he just ignored you.the johnson, and he just ignored you. the times reeves set to profit by tweaking debt rules . profit by tweaking debt rules. and finally, the i budget rule change risks higher interest rates for longer. about rachel reeves and her shenanigans. that was the show thanks to paul and louis. headlines is back tomorrow at 11 pm. if you're watching at 5 pm. then stay tuned for breakfast. but for now it's good night. good morning and god bless. i think about. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news >> hello again and welcome to the latest forecast from the met office for gb news. very wet overnight for some places with the risk of further flooding. rain then clears to showers through friday. colder but brighter weather arrives from the north. we've already seen that for scotland through the day, but across northern england, northern ireland, wet weather has been persisting all day. that then moves south overnight, merging with some heavy downpours across central

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and speaking to gb news before their meeting, trump was full of praise. >> well, i'm going to see him in about an hour, so i have to be nice, right? but i actually think he's very nice. i think, he ran a great race. he did very well, it's very early, but it's popular and i'll be seeing him and i'll send your regards . and i'll send your regards. >> meanwhile, in new york, as tensions rise in the middle east, sir keir starmer called for a ceasefire between israel and hezbollah in his first address to the united nations. >> escalation serves no one. it offers nothing but more suffering for innocent people on all sides, and the prospect of a wider war that no one can control. >> forget brexit, could boris johnson have stopped megxit? well, the former pm reveals his manly pep talk with prince harry to try and convince the royal couple to stay in the uk. >> a norfolk couple is