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gb news. >> good evening, i'm katie bowen and these are your latest headunes and these are your latest headlines from the gb newsroom. a two year old boy, a woman and two men have died in two separate tragedies involving overcrowded boats off the coast of france. french authorities have confirmed. it comes as gb news can exclusively reveal that more than 26,000 small boat migrants have crossed the engush migrants have crossed the english channel so far this yean english channel so far this year, with almost half of that total making the illegal journey since labour came to power. french media reported that the child who died was trampled to death in a boat off the coast of boulogne. home secretary yvette cooper says she has been in touch with the french interior minister to increase cooperation in dismantling criminal gangs, who undermine border security . who undermine border security. writing in the sunday times
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ahead of the anniversary of the october 7th attacks, the prime minister, sir keir starmer, said that a year of war has spread vile hatred in the uk and that the conflict risks lighting the touchpaperin the conflict risks lighting the touchpaper in our own communities. it comes as a major policing operation took place earlier in central london, as pro—palestine protests and counter—demonstrations, both marking the attacks in israel, took to the streets. the metropolitan police are now saying they have made 17 arrests, so far, with two arrests, so far, with two arrests made on suspicion of supporting a proscribed organisation . british nationals organisation. british nationals are still fleeing lebanon, with are still fleeing lebanon, with a final flight set for sunday amid the escalating conflict across the region. over 250 britons have already evacuated back to the uk on government chartered flights, and the foreign secretary , david lammy, foreign secretary, david lammy, is warning others to register now as future flights are guaranteed. it comes as israel
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intensifies its airstrikes and tonight there are further reports of explosions in beirut as israeli military urged residents in southern part of the city to evacuate immediately. earlier on, an israeli military spokesman said that israel will retaliate against iran when the time is right. while lebanese security sources have reported that hezbollah's anticipated new leader has been unreachable since friday. meanwhile, the uk has sent £10 million in aid to lebanon and troops are now stationed in cyprus in case of an emergency. military led evacuation. sir keir starmer is urging all remaining british nationals in lebanon to leave immediately . donald trump is immediately. donald trump is speaking at a rally in pennsylvania this evening. the same place he faced a failed assassination attempt in july. it comes as the former president is urging israel to strike iran's nuclear facilities after iran's nuclear facilities after iran launched ballistic missiles in response to israeli action in
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lebanon. speaking at a campaign event last night, trump criticised president biden's more restrained approach, saying israel should prioritise hitting iran's nuclear sites . back at iran's nuclear sites. back at home, boris johnson is gearing up to release his new memoir , up to release his new memoir, unleashed. in a sit down interview with camilla tominey. the former prime minister warned it would be a disaster if sir keir starmer tries to reverse brexit. johnson also reaffirmed his belief in brexit, claiming it has given the uk the freedom to act more decisively and do things better. let's take a quick listen to what he had to say . say. >> what do you think? if we'd been norma and reeves are trying to reverse. >> so if we'd been a rules. this is the key point. if we. that's what? of course, they are. now, if we'd been a rules taker. yes. in at the end of 2020, 2021, we would not have been able to authorise astrazeneca and pfizer. no no, no. but you keep you keep interrupting this because it's very, very
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important. and that was how by march 2021, we had vaccinated 45% of the uk population compared to 10% of your legacy . compared to 10% of your legacy. >> well, you can watch the full hour long interview with camilla tominey here on gb news on sunday morning. those are the latest gb news headlines for now. i'm katie bowen. now it's time for headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone , sign up to news smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gbnews.com . or go to gbnews.com. >> forward slash alerts . >> forward slash alerts. >> forward slash alerts. >> thanks, katy and welcome to headliners, your first look at sunday's newspapers. i'm nick dixon and i'm joined tonight by feminist icon cressida watson. >> how dare you. >> how dare you. >> and every feminist nightmare. it's louis schaefer. >> i thought i was going to be
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the feminist icon for a second. >> it could have been you. >> it could have been you. >> it could have been you. >> i don't think she's a feminist icon. no. >> they're both ironic, actually. hers was ironic. yours was accurate. oh, yeah. >> i am an i'm a i'm a nightmare to most people. some people take it personally. >> have you colour coordinated with louis thai tonight? i'm worried about that. no no no no no not quite. >> little accents of gold there. >> little accents of gold there. >> this is a beautiful tie. this comes from italy. i pay between £1 and £2 for all of my ties to italy, via which charity shop? i don't remember. i think i remember which one you do. >> too many visual jokes, though, because this does go out on the radio as well, so let's all remember that. but i do like your tie for radio listeners. he's wearing a nice tie. let's have a quick look at the front pages. so the sunday telegraph has reeves plans spell mortgage misery? the sunday express has falklands troops on red alert. the mail on sunday misogynist schoolboys face terror unit probes the mirror. game changer cancer test. and finally, the daily star psychic beaten up by yobbo haunted doll. and those are your front pages that i managed to read with louis
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taking photos of me the whole time . time. >> so rich. >> so rich. >> unbelievable lack of professionalism. let's hope it improves when we have a look at the sunday times cluster. >> okay. the sunday times. so the main story is pm. year of war has spread vile hatred in the uk. >> it's quite a blurry pdf so i can't read the text, but it says he calls for calm as israel prepares iran's strike. and october the 7th poll reveals pubuc october the 7th poll reveals public split over gaza. so he's blaming he's blaming hate spreading in the uk because of the war in the middle east. >> yeah. and that's all. fair enough. there's certainly been a lot of hate. i would like to see some distinction, though, between the hate of people just going out with signs saying kill all jews versus the anger following the horrific southport stabbings that that got out of hand and in some cases with just people posting. seems to me to starmer it's all just vile hatred. i'd like to see some distinction there. what do you think? >> because he doesn't see. he doesn't see that he's basically. i'm not saying he's not. this is
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we're in a time of war. he is not the cause of the war that we're going on. but he's he's he's shovelling this stuff as this is going on. i mean, he was the one who put all those people from the riots in jail without, you know, without whatever it is. the first amendment or do whatever they have, whatever laws they have in this country, they didn't use them without the american legal system. yeah. and it would be good if we had one in this country. and the other thing is, is they mentioned the october 7th poll reveals public split over gaza. it doesn't seem like much of a split. it seems like much of a split. it seems like most people are against israel. and that's that's crazy for the country to do that. >> i think, well, we've definitely got a problem and we've we've brought in all sorts of people who hate the country. we've got wokeness, which also hates israel . whatever you think hates israel. whatever you think about israel, i think you can't really argue that it has. there's been a lot of horrible scenes on the streets in the last year since october 7th. fair enough. >> horrible scenes on the streets. >> yeah, that's what he's talking about, isn't it? when he talks about vile hatred in the uk. >> i think he's speaking much deeper than that. i think it's
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not. it's not just on the streets. it's not. he's not just talking about the demonstrations, is he? >> i don't know, as you say, as i said , it's too small to read. i said, it's too small to read. so i'm sort of guessing what he means. >> i can read the story about vet bills. yeah. >> what about the expenses? >> what about the expenses? >> i can tell you, nick, it's because nobody's having babies anymore. and i used to work in doggy day care and let me tell you, there's some people out there who are to prepared pay. people like paying for their pets because they think their pets because they think their pets are their children and they spend huge amounts. it's the humanisation of pets. spend huge amounts. it's the humanisation of pets . and i say humanisation of pets. and i say that as somebody who spent a lot of money on a very old, fat dog, paying of money on a very old, fat dog, paying for their university fees is the hardest. >> with those some of those dogs. okay. yeah. anything else on that? honeytrap politicians agent for kremlin. don't know what that means, but we can do the whole front page these days, we're told. so. 50 best bars in the uk. some good news. finally. what about. what about the mail on sunday? >> well, also, the good news is there's. this paper is only £4.50. oh, good. i mean , why £4.50. oh, good. i mean, why don't you mention everything that's on there? didn't they ask us to? well, you're the one that read out the prices the other day. >> you set the precedent. so i'm
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just trying to copy you. but let's do this. let's do the mail on sunday, louis. mail on sunday. >> and it's actually written october 6th, 2024. okay. moving on. >> he's unmanageable now. >> he's unmanageable now. >> peter, i'm moving on. no, i'm not, because we've been told the show has got to be funnier. not, because we've been told the show has got to be funnier . and show has got to be funnier. and that's a very hard thing. >> that was just you. that was that was meant to go to just you. >> and this is as funny as i can get, i don't know, funny. my brand of comedy doesn't include funny. >> it's more like people laughing at your meltdowns. >> you know what? if they laugh? i don't care as long as they're laughing, i don't care. >> no dignity. somebody insulted him on twitter earlier and i was upset for him. and he said no, it means someone's paying more attention. >> it's all attention. >> it's all attention. >> what about the mail, though, louis? >> this is the mail. misogynist schoolboys face terror unit probes. we were through this. i think we had one of these subjects is that is that they consider everything terrorism and misogyny. they consider terrorism. they consider anything that hurts somebody's feelings or terrorism because of the of the womanising of the world. it's all the left wing. >> you mean feminisation? yes. yeah . yeah. >> womanising of the world. is that a difference in your 20s? >> louis yvette cooper clearly has never met a 14 year old boy.
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if you give them this much power, it says here. so if boys are misogynistic at school, the teachers are now potentially going to have to report them to prevent the anti—terrorism organisation. and it says even comments about a woman's place being in the kitchen could be enough to spark a referral. up and down the country is gonna be like, right, we'll have some of this, me and louis in jail because we basically agree. >> i basically agree with that. you know what? let them have their fun. this is what i say. let them have their fun right now with this thing. wait till wait till the whole world changes and women will be home and they won't even be be at school. they should be happy that we allow them to go to school. >> yeah, i sort of got what you meant in a way. he's talking about this sort of. if we were ruled by the taliban or something. >> is he saying that eventually we'll want some toxic masculinity? >> yes, yes, i am saying that you're not going to want toxic masca, but you'll settle for toxic masculinity. >> settle for what they call toxic masculinity. yeah, what they call jo cox. >> because you'll be happy to be at school. you'll say we don't care. i don't care if they say,
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go back home, i don't care. i just want to be at school. >> yeah, basically it is upsetting. the article inevitably mentioned andrew tate, and there needs to be a line drawn between actual sort of culturally sort of baked in misogyny of certain cultures versus kids making jokes because they're sick of a sort of pathetic narrative that men are evil. no, very different. >> and you've got to have competent male role models. you've got to have a competent, successful view of masculinity that you can run towards rather than just being a naughty boy and thinking, oh, i wonder if i can get a referral to prevent. >> but i think you're wrong about that . i forgot what you about that. i forgot what you were saying. the idea what is, first of all, what is misogyny? they asked them. they asked keir starmer what misogyny is and they and he had no idea what it was. so how can you ask a teacher to define masca? >> he has no idea even who he is. let's do the observer question. >> let's do the observer. doubts grow over labour's vat plan for private schools. so warning sounded over deadline chaos. so i think this is just potentially this is going to be put back. treasury refuses to confirm january start. this is the added
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vat to private schools . so vat to private schools. so everyone's saying there won't be enough time . there's also this enough time. there's also this concern that if you rush it through then the state state schools are going to have lots of pupils suddenly thrust upon them. and it's particularly important for the send sector. that's the special educational needs and disabilities kids , needs and disabilities kids, because a lot of them are in private schools, and if it costs more, they might not be able to go more, they might not be able to 9° ' more, they might not be able to go , and so on and so on, go, and so on and so on, although i think they're exempt. is that right? if you've got send needs, i don't know. >> it's an awful policy. >> it's an awful policy. >> it's an awful policy. >> i haven't gone no my, my that that girl who calls herself my girlfriend, she, she is she she is that misogyny? >> i'm not sure. >> i'm not sure. >> i don't know carry on. >> i don't know carry on. >> that's that's what makes what makes her misogyny misogynistic. >> so she calls interrupted your point. >> my point. >> my point. >> never do that with me. >> never do that with me. >> my point is, my point is, is this is this is the elitist labour left who just want to hurt people and think that they know better than everybody else. why should people get a better education than i'm getting? >> and for balance, i actually agree with louis. the premier
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league is also by the way, given 100,000in tickets to labour. so the freebie scandal is going to go on and on and on which is funny. >> of course it's going to go on because it's the same story. it's that they're so elitist. they think we can take money if we decide to take money, it's okay. but if they take money, that's bad. >> what about the star? quickly, louis the star. >> oh, this is good news. psychic beaten up by yobbo. haunted doll. and this is. >> that is good news. >> that is good news. >> it is good news. it means. it means that, you know it is. when we run out of people because. because we're not having any children, we run out of people. we'll have dolls that can do stuff. and this is this hannah rose. she's got a million. she's got thousands of followers on instagram. and she was saying their doll did something. we don't know the full story because it's just i can i just say i was only joking. >> poor hannah, i feel very bad that she was beaten up by a yobbo haunted doll. anything on this very open minded. >> no, i have no thoughts. there's somebody on the front cover here saying that strictly made him fat. seems unlikely. doesn't it? it does not. >> it just makes people cheat. all right, well, those are
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the front pages. but up, bofis up, boris regrets apologising. trump gives military advice and
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welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon, still here with christopher wetton and lewis steven shaffer. let's get into the telegraph. and protesters are walking through london with signs saying i love hezbollah, which is making me want to make a sign saying i hate everything, cressida. >> yeah, brilliant. protesters marched through london with i love hezbollah banners, which is clearly not allowed . and the clearly not allowed. and the reason i know it's not allowed is because yesterday, about 4 pm, the metropolitan police tweeted to warn everybody that it was not allowed and that hezbollah were a proscribed organisation and not to do this. so hard to keep up, isn't it? >> given that the police don't mind about some other things? >> well, this is it, isn't it? they've they've got a checkered past with this sort of thing. so they've tried, you know, but it's like working with you, isn't it, when we say do not do
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that. and it's like, well, it's too late because you've gotten away with it for so long that you're going to do it anyway. and so, so far there have been i think, 17 arrests when i read this so far from the protests. and police say they're trying to identify people. one of the topics we've talked about a lot lately is that people are wearing masks sometimes, so that's not going to make it easy to find them. although my feeling is that you should get those people in the moment right when you're there . if you're a when you're there. if you're a policeman, mask off them like you would try and do with batman. presumably, arrest them would be the right thing to do. i think. >> what about this chap? british museum paint it red. over 100,000 dead. i mean, why do we need these people in the country? can we get rid of these people? >> well, this is you know, i've been looking at the poll, one of the other. and the other thing there was the poll people. people don't like israel. i don't know why they don't like israel, probably because of the jews, but they don't like israel and they don't support israel. and there's two groups of people in these protests. there are people who naturally don't like israel. and then people who i guess also naturally i don't
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know, they're like some of them are mean that there's people who have a sort of geographical historical who have brought it from the woke left wing intellectuals and then the woke left wing who are filled with hate and hostility, and everyone, really, everyone. and the truth . and the other side of the truth. and the other side of it is, why can't they say we like hezbollah? maybe people should know what these people are thinking and they and they should. >> sunlight is the best disinfectant argument. >> yes it is. that's what i. >> which would be fine if it was one rule for everyone. and that's been the issue, hasn't it? there are things in society that you can't say i know you think the rules don't apply to you, but yeah , well, i think you, but yeah, well, i think there are things there are things in this country you can't say. >> but that's what makes this country not as good as america. >> you're about to say, louis, you just can't help yourself, can you? attacking our country, attacking our royal family. maybe we could send you back when we send these people. >> because i was told to be funnier and i don't know how to be funnier. >> you tried. >> you tried. >> you tried. i >> you tried. i don't >> you tried. i don't know, finishing sentences is a good start. >> well, yeah. yeah, yeah, i sort of agree with ulez. let them say it and then we can see who they are and deal with them
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accordingly. let's do the guardian and a stunning news here. an ex—labour minister has suggested taxing the wealthy lewis. >> yes. increase of increased wealth taxes to stop. rise of reform uk says ex—labour minister . reform uk says ex—labour minister. this reform uk says ex—labour minister . this guy liam reform uk says ex—labour minister. this guy liam byrne. and he was the head of something, something and he was promoting taxing rich people , which is not taxing rich people, which is not news because that's what labour loves to do. i'm not even rich. i'm so poor. you can't believe it. i know people think that i'm like loaded with money. i got like, no money. you're rich. >> i can totally believe it. >> i can totally believe it. >> yeah you can. you're totally right. but they're saying. >> and where you sleep? yes, in the cupboard here. >> not every night. not every night. no. you're right. i don't want to take the bus home every night. and no . so what they want night. and no. so what they want to do is they want they. this is what he's saying. he's saying we need to give money to poor people. and we've got to get the money from somewhere. and who has the money? rich people, which is one reason why this country, people who are rich, have left the country. there's nobody really rich here. there's nobody really rich here. there's no zuckerbergs or there's nobody really rich who, like, live here. >> what what's particularly interesting is his idea that this will stop the rise of
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reform uk. right. there's something in it because that that graph recently showed that if you earn under £20,000 a yean if you earn under £20,000 a year, you're most likely to vote reform. if you earn over 70,000 a year, you're most likely to vote labour. but of course, it does leave out a lot of things, doesn't it? >> exactly. it's correlation. not cause, isn't it? it's this quy's not cause, isn't it? it's this guy's own research and that's how he's interpreting it . and of how he's interpreting it. and of course, he says if we fail, my new analysis for the 2024 election shows the demand for snake oil of populism will simply grow. what's the difference between the snake oil of populism and democracy? they always run down democracy. >> yeah, that's a good point. i think this misses out a key thing , specifically immigration. thing, specifically immigration. i mean, yes. yeah . having no i mean, yes. yeah. having no money is going to make you more likely to be dissatisfied with the system. it's pretty obvious, but they're also the people who are most hit by immigration in terms of wages or in terms of the sheer unfairness of you've got this accommodation that's better than my house. and thus we've seen people obviously acting out. and you shouldn't be violent, of course, but it leaves out that whole social aspect completely and they will
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never look at it. >> it's always everything else pointing at this, that and the third other than why don't you just look at, you know, you know, that thing you said about the boats that you didn't actually get around to doing? why don't you try that? yeah, yeah. >> and the idea that also they feel is the answer is they feel not listened to these , these not listened to these, these poor people. >> not that i care about them. i don't want them to be to follow me unless they buy a ticket. but you know what? i mean is that they're not listened to. >> well, they're not listened to, are they? i mean, they're the most the white working class people, especially people, you know, low income. they are the most hated people in the country. the whole ideology says they're evil inherently. they've got no money. starmer says. they're far right thugs. if they ever complain about anything, they're most despised people. and labour's plan. they've recognised this because i've read articles on this, but their plan is only economic. they even admit they can't possibly solve all the economic problems in evenin all the economic problems in even in five years. even if they last five years. but that doesn't. they don't mention immigration. they only mention illegal immigration, small boats, but they have no clue that legal immigration is also a massive problem. yeah, that affects this group. oh well, let's do the independent and the government has no data at all on the courts. crisis sounds like the courts. crisis sounds like the adults are back in charge.
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>> a labour government without accurate data on courts crisis amid fears of soaring trials, backlogs. it's unfathomable, according to some experts and those experts are criminal lawyers. so basically, the government's got no idea where we are in terms of backlog, how many people are going to go to trial. they've got no concept, which is clearly really important. it's part of their job. shabana mahmood, in one of her first acts as justice secretary, is said to have ordered a complete audit of this and they reckon it's all going to be sorted out by the end of the year. i'm a little bit sceptical about that . and so sceptical about that. and so these people from the criminal bar association are saying this is absolutely ridiculous. how can you possibly not know? they think it might be up to 70,000 cases as a backlog, which is up from just under 33,005 years ago. so it's like more than doubled, but we're not really sure it's just pure chaos. >> i mean, we're putting people in jail for memes. we're releasing hardened criminals in this operation arkham asylum that keir starmer has unleashed. now he doesn't even know the numbers. so it's just it's just
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sort of anarchy, isn't it, lewis? >> well, who can you blame? i think you can blame the tories for this, but it's the tories are the same as labour. this is one unit party. >> the tories, even the independents blaming labour. yeah. why can't you blame labour? >> yeah. why . because they've >> yeah. why. because they've only been around for a couple of months now. i am blaming labour, i blame labour because labour and the tories are exactly the same. they, they hate, they, they hate the country and they're incompetent . they're incompetent. >> balance. that is correct. >> balance. that is correct. >> don't you just blow your mind that they don't know this? i mean, surely there must just be a register or i can tell you how many facebook friends i've got because i just look and it's recorded, but it's like they just don't know . just don't know. >> well, i saw, i saw yes, minister. the tv show, they seem very competent. yeah. >> and i know lewis's request is still pending. just told me she means to accept you soon. by the way, on facebook, let's just quickly do the mirror. actually, not that quickly. let's just do it at the right pace. it's boris johnson apologising for his apology. lewis? >> yes . shameless. apology. lewis? >> yes. shameless. i apology. lewis? >> yes . shameless. i don't know >> yes. shameless. i don't know why they call him shameless. bofis why they call him shameless. boris johnson says he regrets
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saying sorry over partygate. this is from the daily mirror, which hates boris johnson as i hate boris johnson too. he vaccinated 45% of the population within like six months or something and it was proud of it. he should apologise for the vaccines, which are totally unnecessary. you don't vaccine someone for a virus that comes out of 2019 and 2021, they've already missed the point. the point is, the point is he shouldn't have apologised for the lockdown parties, which he did pretty quickly. and the truth is, is that you should in this world right now, an apology gets you nowhere. it basically it basically lights you up for being reprimanded. >> blood in the water in cancel culture. >> and that's why lewis is never going to do one. >> he never will do one. even the things he really should. >> and i, i used to, i used to think, but i'm now studied it. i don't care if you catch me doing whatever you catch me doing. >> no, it's clear you don't care. >> i didn't do that anyway. >> i didn't do that anyway. >> this is an interesting thing, though. he says that he inadvertently validated the entire corpus and it wasn't fair on all the people who've been
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working hard. so it's kind of classic bad leadership. he threw his team under the bus. yeah. >> so he's right to apologise for his apology. sort of. even though we've established they never work. >> yes, i do see that aspect. i mean it partygate to me was all the lockdowns were the problem and partygate was a minor. it was annoying, but it was not the main. it was very symbolic wasn't it? >> and when you've got the queen sitting there grieving for her husband, that image is very powerful and lots of people lived that and boris was having his party, so but what made me really angry was that it allowed the media to just say that lockdowns were fine. >> the only flaw was not perfect adherence to lockdowns by the elite, but they were obviously never going to adhere to them. it was lockdowns themselves that were the inhumane thing, not yes. and the extra insult of bofisis yes. and the extra insult of boris is eating cake was just annoying. but it was it was the icing on the cake, no pun intended. >> i would say i disagree with you. i agree with you in that lockdowns were really, really bad, but that boris johnson could have said no, we're not having any more lockdowns even though this part that those people want us to. i know
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better. i'm the prime minister. if you don't want me to have a lockdown, then i'll stop being prime minister. >> but he didn't disagree with me while saying exactly something i believe. so it's not disagreeing with me. >> i'm tempted to agree, but also what would have happened at the time. obviously we don't know. >> he would have stopped being the prime minister, would have had to resign, but his legacy would actually be better, and he could come back because he'd have been the guy that stood up against it, because we all know he didn't like lockdowns privately. >> he should have stood by his stood. >> is that what you said? >> is that what you said? >> that is what i've always said, that. yeah. i didn't say. >> did you say it tonight? just now? no, but okay. so i didn't mishear you right now when you said you disagree with me, you just referred to a completely different point that happens to be something i agree with. >> oh, okay. but you framed it as disagreeing with me, which is good, because it gives the illusion of balance for ofcom. let's do the mail on sunday. i guess. and donald trump has some handy tips for world war iii. cressida. >> he does donald trump has urged israel to strike iran's nuclear program first and worry about the rest later. this is so donald trump, isn't it? it's like chatgpt write me a donald trump story. so he's well, he's kind of this is in response to biden. so biden was asked about the situation and he said he
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said that benjamin netanyahu should remember u.s. support for israel when deciding the next steps, because he's all about de—escalation and calm down. and of course, trump doesn't see it like that. his current catchphrase is fight, fight, fight . and he's saying that they fight. and he's saying that they should go right after iran's nuclear stuff. >> well, actually they should. they should do both. whatever. i'm not saying what they should do is all i know is this is that whatever biden said, which is biden said, don't bomb the nuclear thing, bomb the oil. he could have just as easily said , could have just as easily said, bomb the nuclear thing and don't bomb the nuclear thing and don't bomb the nuclear thing and don't bomb the oil because he's he's biden. he's like , he's gone. biden. he's like, he's gone. he's gone. so we don't know what he said. but the fact is, this is what's great about trump. trump actually says, this is what i want you to do, and you might want to do it. >> we desperately need trump because biden's absent. he's weak. he's confused. and it's just it's just a recipe for chaos in the world. we need some balance on that view. so lewis is pro biden. that's it for part two. but coming up the word immigration is banned. and president thinks he's better
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than jesus. and the welsh government attempts to end racism by
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welcome back to headliners. let's have a look at the telegraph and the welsh government wants to make wales anti—racist by 2030. and they're doing this by removing statues of white men. i spot a flaw there, lewis . there, lewis. >> it is. yeah, because wales is weird taxpayer. i might like to know because i'm going to get criticism. >> i love the welsh government that they're treating racism with more racism is that that that would work like in in britain . britain. >> but the fact is, is that taxpayers money used to fund anti—racist. i'll explain why it shouldn't be there. because because , because wales is because, because wales is basically is basically an an expatriate country. these are welsh people are british people who were kicked out of britain for the for the angles and the saxons and the jutes and they
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had to go and go to wales. that's not their native country. this is where the welsh people belong, right here in, in england. in britain it wasn't england. in britain it wasn't england. england is the reason. you don't know what i'm talking about. why are you looking at me? that way? i'm just. >> we're just waiting for allowing you to finish this brilliant point. >> i'm saying so. so the labour government, which is saying we want to spend money to have like to have art and all new projects that show the decolonisation of wales so ridiculous when the fact is, is that wales is a forced, is like, is like a camp forced, is like, is like a camp for the oppressed . they are. for the oppressed. they are. they're saying they are the oppressed. someone should speak out for wales to make them, to make them. it's embarrassing. well, they've got lewis schaffer. >> it's. yeah, it's completely absurd. i mean anti—racism , absurd. i mean anti—racism, orwellian doublespeak, it means racism. it means anti—white ism. that's i mean, apart from your point, lewis, this is what bothers me. every time you say anti—racist, you just mean anti—white. they're getting rid of statues of white men because they're treating. >> can i just make this point one more time? >> a woman again. i'm sorry. you're going straight to prevent. i'm sorry.
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>> i'm sorry, cressida, but but but basically , the welsh people but basically, the welsh people have a right to complain about the angles. the saxons, the jutes, the vikings, whoever invaded britain which forced them onto the worst bit of land in woke ideology. >> they're just white people who are inherently evil. cressida. yeah, well, i don't think it's art. >> they keep calling it public art. it's public propaganda, isn't it? this isn't, you know, art is people driven by passion and lust and god knows what you know. or god sent them to paint something. i don't know, why did van gogh chop his ear off all that stuff? and the idea that you would have an artistic vision based on government funding is so ludicrous that it winds me up. >> yes, we want to create art. it says here that promotes messages of diversity, inclusion and anti—racism. this is the voice they're saying in with. with £20,000 released for some projects, i mean, er, it's so disappointing. >> i'm so sick of it. i don't want and they talk about balance andifs want and they talk about balance and it's not balanced anyway, but i want my artists to be deranged in their own personal way, you know, not in a. >> i'm so sick of the idea that wokeness is silly or yes, it's anti—liberal. yes it is. but
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when you're talking about anti—racism in the next breath you're using the phrase old white men. it's like it's just an attack on. >> and also it's not helping anyone, is it? it's incredibly condescending to the minorities that whoever they're talking about on that particular day, because it's sort of it's putting the white men, whoever they are, above them, isn't it? it's saying they're more powerful than you. and so we need to get rid of them so that you can cope. and i just find that. >> so you're missing the point. the point is, the welsh are not the same as the english, who are missing your point. >> that's a point. that is the point. it is. we all understood that point. there's an additional point. >> that's the main point. the main point is they should fight for their own welshness, their welsh language and the belief in wales and their team. >> world. louis, your team world. >> no i'm not. i believe in i believe in decolonise britain. no, i believe in the nation state. i believe in an independent wales. >> you're about decentralisation. let's do the male. and dame patricia routledge wants to be called an actress, not an actor. so let's get the views of comedienne, not comedian. >> professor duet . i don't know >> professor duet. i don't know if i'm either of those dame
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patricia routledge says. i'm an actress, not an actor, as she reveals, she is just as much a stickler for proper pronunciation as her keeping up appearances alter ego hyacinth bouquet. which is nice, isn't it? she likes people to speak properly. she can't stand how people drop their h's, and now the k's and g's are going the same way, she added. so she's 95, she's decided she's an actress and she's not having it. and this is like dame joan collins recently said the same thing. dame maggie smith has just died. we're thinking about these older patriarchal matriarchs, i should say . matriarchs, i should say. >> i'm just wondering what i would say at 95. and then i'm wondering, with horror, what louis schaefer would say, but you'd be so free because i say quite a lot of stuff already. but imagine you just quickly say all the worst things. and then like before you go, go on louis. >> well, that's the debate that i think henry miller was saying . i think henry miller was saying. the guy who wrote tropic of cancer or whatever he says, i'm old, i can do whatever i want to do. i don't feel it limiting at all. >> the truth is, i didn't expect such a literary reference on the show. i couldn't get through tropic of capricorn. >> i know i've got to pretend
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like i'm an idiot because yeah, no, they don't want that to take me seriously. the truth is, the truth is i actually took a speech therapy class in new york a couple of times , and with. a couple of times, and with. with some major. >> your money back? >> your money back? >> no, i didn't , i remember >> no, i didn't, i remember i went in, i was learning how to speak even more in new york. i was i was what i went to nyu and i'm not. as for this class. and the lady said to me, what's the matter with the way you talk? you talk fine . and so but i can you talk fine. and so but i can understand why people want to talk because the language changes. london's doesn't really exist anymore. now it's this kind of this patois of jamaican whatever. >> we need to go back to rp, don't we? this is the bbc, that's the whole thing, said gb news. obviously. >> well, that's what i learned. >> well, that's what i learned. >> i learned how to i don't i know i didn't though, did you? >> i know i sound really new york now, but i used to sound, hey, kid, get out of my yard. yeah, the 33rd street. go park the car on 33rd street. >> oh, wow. i'd love to have heard that. that would have been so nice. >> but. but you can't sell jet planes when you're at with an accent like that. not that i was at a job .
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at a job. >> you're so worried about somebody that bought a jet plane off you. >> that's. >> that's. >> so that was kind of like a henry miller novel. everything you just said, lewis. it's a weird, rambling diatribe. let's do the. he was good, though. let's do the telegraph. and wes streeting says magic fat loss jabs are not an excuse to give up on healthy living. they kind of are, though , lewis. of are, though, lewis. >> yeah, they are, because they do all the work. weight loss jabs, no excuse to bother being healthy, says wes streeting, who's the health secretary. and he used to take the burden off the nhs and it says because, because people are fat and so many people are fat. and now there's new proposal to give 1.6 million people this injection, which in america is like £1,000 a month. and here they're going to make it much cheaper here, but it's still going to cost. it could bankrupt the country because everyone's fat. the truth is, and i've said this to you and i've said this to you, i've said this to everybody, is you want to save the nhs, you got to start with yourself. stop being so fat and disgusting. >> i love the way you've said that. you said this to me. and then chris, like, stop being so fat and disgusting. yes, yes. >> not decrease it. >> not decrease it. >> no, i mean no, i never said it to i'm not offended, but i didn't mean it to me.
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>> the first time i ever met you, i just remembered this. >> usually when he does it, you said you. >> because i was very thin. then i really was thin. but this was years ago and i could wear like i was thin. i could wear like a small size and uniqlo. and you said how you said asked if i was gay and you said i wasn't good looking, but i was thin. i was i just came into my head today. >> is that true? is i really said that? >> and you still say the same awful stuff? sorry. >> no, you're not bad looking. >> no, you're not bad looking. >> but are you gay? >> but are you gay? >> sorry, i'm not going to. no, i'm like norm. norm macdonald. i'm like norm. norm macdonald. i'm a deeply closeted homosexual , i'm a deeply closeted homosexual, so i'll never admit it. >> so i just saw that the other day. that's so brilliant. >> what's going to happen is these drugs are going to get given out. everyone's going to be thin but undernourished. well, that makes , you know, well, that makes, you know, extra undernourished because they're not going to eat. they're not going to eat their protein in their good stuff, are they? and also then the people that are just not obese, but, you know, maybe they work quite late at night and they used to do a lot more running and that kind of thing, then they're going to we're going to become the fat people because yeah, yeah. >> because they didn't even do anything not doing the drugs. but we're just doing our best. yeah, yeah. very annoying. >> what is what's going to happenin
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>> what is what's going to happen in the future ? it's going happen in the future? it's going to be a wave of horrific health consequences. yeah. don't know. don't want to find out. >> but moderately thin ish non jabbed healthy people surviving gone. >> yeah . but but but fat gone. >> yeah. but but but fat is dangerous . and if you if you go dangerous. and if you if you go on the ozempic thing you you as you're losing weight you're coming out of diabetes which is making you healthy. that's the most important thing is stopping diabetic. and the way you stop being diabetic is to not eat plant food. >> but you are an ozempic salesman, so you need to factor that in. let's do the telegraph and president xi is replacing images of jesus in churches with pictures of himself. and i thought lewis's ego was out of control. >> maybe he could get lewis to they could get lewis to go round and take some pictures of them. they'd love. actually, that could be a match made. >> what's wrong with having your picture taken? we're supposed to be like publicity people by you, is the problem. >> well, yeah. so ji and mao replaced jesus of mary in chinese churches. so apparently there's this big wave of christians and all religions actually in china facing harassment and disruption in beijing, crackdown on religion.
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so they're trying to make everything more chinese. they're getting rid of diversity of religion . and this report religion. and this report actually comes from the united states commission on international religious freedom. so i didn't know that existed. did you know about that? no. i'm looking into other countries and saying, hey, you should let people do what they want. and of course, the chinese don't like that. well, the spokespeople don't like. >> yeah, and you're right. but i mean, china is about is crumbling right now. i know we think, oh, they're the biggest threat because they've been making noises about about taiwan. but their their whole system is collapsing and xi is the dictator of this system. and if their system collapsed , she if their system collapsed, she is xi 11. he's out the door. so of course he's going to be against this, this, this doesn't have anything to do with china. it has only to do with the preservation of the chinese communist party. >> and it's an attack on christianity. so i'm against it. let's quickly do the mail. and apparently the words immigrant and homosexual are now politically incorrect and should not be used, which makes it almost impossible for me to describe you. louis. >> yes , i'm deeply closeted as
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well. >> what's getting you back? >> what's getting you back? >> i'll be. i'll be gay. >> i'll be. i'll be gay. >> it was a poorly. i'm hoping. >> it was a poorly. i'm hoping. >> no, that is appalling. >> no, that is appalling. >> that is appalling. >> that is appalling. >> i don't mind being gay. woke exam chiefs ban problematic words, including immigration and homosexuality from papers . this homosexuality from papers. this is this is. i don't know what this is in england. this is from ed edd cell. ed, edd excel. ed excel. it's some exam board i guess their exam boards and i don't know what they meant by it. it's a bit of a joe biden moment . moment. >> i believe in exams. i can just imagine . just imagine. >> no, well, i didn't, i did. >> no, well, i didn't, i did. >> i knew one girl whose father did the sats, and she was really proud of her dad. he was like some old guy. he was really, really proud of him. anyway, the point is, the point is they're saying you shouldn't call native. you shouldn't call indians, indians. you should call them indigenous people. you shouldn't call jews jews. you shouldn't call jews jews. you should call them jewish people, which is you can't be against any of this stuff. >> well, you can. they want to get rid of immigration and immigrant and replace it with migration and migrants, even
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though they mean different things. one means temporary. so they're destroying language. >> yeah . yes. okay. i take it >> yeah. yes. okay. i take it back. take back what you said. but the point is, language does change. you can ask that the woman in the other paper and the other story that we did . other story that we did. >> yeah, but it doesn't change like this, does it? we don't. >> yes. it does. >> they always. thank you very much. no, it changes in the streets and the kids say fam and stuff, and eventually we all have to get on board. >> and then you got to send an email out. that's what happens. it all ends in an email that gets sent by. >> well, this didn't come about organically. this came about from academia. and it's not the way language should evolve. anyway. i checked with a homosexual before the show, and he said that that was fine. i can't say the other term he used because it's not often technical term. >> well, it was ten minutes ago. >> well, it was ten minutes ago. >> homosexual. yeah. >> homosexual. yeah. >> also, this makes me feel really old because there's things in here where i'm like, what's wrong with that? and it's like, oh, it's happened. i'm middle aged. >> no, this is this is more garbage. i'm so sick of it. the stories tonight are making me very angry inside that is part three crushed. but coming up in the final section, talking ai robots, the chip shop being forced to sell vegetables and a
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welcome back to the final section of headliners. let's do the sun. and the fish and chip shop has been told it must sell fruit and vegetables. then what happened to my voice? there are too many chips and i mean fruits and vegetables. if it wants to even open. i know when i go to the chippy, i'm always looking for broccoli. cressida. >> very nice fish and chip shop . >> very nice fish and chip shop. ordered to sell fruit and veg by nhs bosses if it wants to open to stop locals getting fat. how patronising is, is that what happened though ? i thought this happened though? i thought this was just that they weren't allowed to open because they were a chip shop. >> yeah, the nhs bosses say they can't open so they haven't, they haven't said or maybe they have then. >> so they've actually got to put fruit in. it just sounds like they're telling them exactly what to sell. basically it's the local authority saying, oh, we can't have any more chip
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shops because people can't be trusted. it's very patronising. >> no, i don't think it is. i think it has to do with zoning things. they were looking for reasons to close the place down and the nhs, somebody , some fat and the nhs, somebody, some fat lady, some fat lady who works for the nhs. i've been in, i've beenin for the nhs. i've been in, i've been in the hospital, i'm going to the hospital tomorrow, i mean, monday to have my, have my renal checked, renal outpatient, a lot of information there . it a lot of information there. it is too much. so i know about i know about health. first of all fruit and vegetable are not healthy. fruit is not healthy. and it's all like sugar and veg. potatoes are veggies. so ? potatoes are veggies. so? >> so a chip shop chips are already selling it. it's great. >> they're already selling it. they should have just said something. and the thing is it's cooked in seed oils. it's processed seed oils, which is super dangerous. it's the randall effect. anybody know the randall effect. anybody know the randall effect? when you mix. when you mix fats and it's not even a fat because it's velikovsky. velikovsky would have would have discussed this had it been important at the time. they say that public health team routinely responds to planning applications which are of public health significance from planning
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authorities. >> this includes food applications. so i don't know. they're trying to say it's completely normal or something. i don't know, i just felt obuged i don't know, i just felt obliged to read that out. i didn't really read the story, to be honest. i thought you guys, it's a very good point you made. >> it's the fact that people are complaining about the nhs. they don't have enough money, but they're sitting there watching whether a chip shop opens and they have no idea the nhs has no idea what's healthy with food. they don't know what the difference between a fruit and veg is. is a cucumber a fruit? >> yeah . i don't eat much fruit. >> yeah. i don't eat much fruit. >> yeah. i don't eat much fruit. >> is it a vegetable? >> is it a vegetable? >> and i'm smashing it and i don't eat fish and chips either. i don't let myself, i walk past, i don't let myself, i walk past, i don't let myself, i walk past, i don't eat much fruit and veg. no, i just eat like chicken and rice. but i walk past fish and chip shop. they smell so nice and i think i'll eat that. but then i think, no, i can't, and that's how that goes. >> yeah, because this is you've got some self—control, which is why you're getting prosperous. and i'm sitting here after two years doing nothing. yeah. >> why don't you eat loads of broccoli and then have a bit of fish and chips? >> i agree with lewis meat. it's all about meat. i just don't talk about it as much as him. i'm sorry, but, yeah, i'm very pro meat. let's do the star. and apparently tesco have removed an incredibly witty and original plaque mocking liz truss. lewis. >> yeah, this is actually
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somewhat funny until i until i've actually, i didn't meet liz truss, but i did look at her and l, truss, but i did look at her and i, i felt i felt i bonded misogynists looking at women. >> lewis . now you're not >> lewis. now you're not supposed to look. >> no, i looked at her. i said, well, that's liz, i know that lady. tesco removes blue plaque to commemorate store where liz lettuce was born. you know. so remember when she was prime minister before they handed her out of office? the same way they handed joe biden out of office? it was totally wrong. and they brought in rishi sunak, who was much, probably much worse than her and but but so what happened is they said that they said that this lettuce would not live as long as liz truss's premiership. and so they put up this plaque on the wall of tesco. but tesco tookit on the wall of tesco. but tesco took it down because there are a lot of people who like liz truss andifs lot of people who like liz truss and it's bad for business. >> it seems to me very low level, led by donkeys humour, like we're already the establishment and we're just boasting. what do you think , chris? >> i don't know, a bit of fun, isn't it? when i was at school, my friends sam and stu made letters in the pt lab that said you'll never leave, and they put
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them on the hawkesbury. upton sign because it was on league of gentlemen at the time. and for years. you can google image it. it's still there. a lot of deaung it's still there. a lot of dealing with it was lewis given the surnames. >> go on. yeah . >> go on. yeah. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> it's people making public signs. it's funny, isn't it? it is. i think they're really cheeky and clever. >> but poor old liz, everyone's attacked her. and actually, as lewis says, was she really that bad? look at look at starmer. now, how long is he going to last. look at rishi. yeah. and i think it's just very to easy punch down. it's punching down on liz truss. >> it is really punching down. it's punching down by a team that we do not like. which is which is the tory team. >> let's do the star and british soldiers are training against robots that have the ability to inqu robots that have the ability to insult them . presumably they say insult them. presumably they say things like you have no funding and recruitment is low due to the crisis in our collective values. cressida. >> very good brit soldiers training against terminator style robots that talk to you and you off. goodness me. so these things have got chatgpt software they're capable of goading troops into making rash decisions . they've invented
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decisions. they've invented women. yes . women. yes. >> take that back. take that back. >> it's for okay me to speak to you after the show. >> we can make you do rash things. we can? >> yes, we know that. but that's not for me. that's not for you to say. and people like you. let them. let me say something. >> don't make me do some woman voodoo on you. i don't know, so it's to. i guess men get upset when they get insulted, don't they? >> they. they see the red mist. 20s lewis on this. >> and this is this is probably one of the one chat faked soldier . i one of the one chat faked soldier. i can imagine the british people have, like, one in a room somewhere out there and they just. and you have to go in there for ten minutes just to say that you've gone in there for ten minutes. it's to say we're a modern force. they don't have enough people to fight. okay. >> show's done. thank you very much, everyone. let's have another quick look at sunday's front pages. so the sunday telegraph has reevess plan. spell mortgage misery. the sunday express falklands troops . sunday express falklands troops. on red alert. that's because starmer keeps giving away our islands. the mail on sunday misogynist, schoolboy faced
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terror unit probes the mirror game changer cancer test. and finally, the daily star psychic beaten up by yobbo haunted doll, which we covered in some detail earlier. that is it for tonight's show. thanks to cressida and lewis headliners is back tomorrow at 11 pm. lewis is clapping him . this was a good is clapping him. this was a good show. good show. if you're watching it at 5 am, finish . watching it at 5 am, finish. >> stay tuned. you're misogynist. >> stop shouting over breakfast. please stay tuned for breakfast, but for now, it's good night . but for now, it's good night. good morning and god bless . good morning and god bless. >> there will be a light breeze in the morning leading to a warm front . boxt heat pumps sponsors front. boxt heat pumps sponsors of weather on gb news. >> good evening. welcome to your gb news weather update from the met office. after a fine day today, turning cloudier on sunday, outbreaks of rain and drizzle and then sunshine and showers into the new week. we've had higher pressure towards the east of the uk, but out towards the west . low pressure and the west. low pressure and a squeeze in those isobars
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indicating some stronger winds. so cloudy conditions across northern ireland and parts of the south—west through this evening, with outbreaks of rain, it will generally weaken as it moves its way north and eastwards, but a lot of cloud across much of the country. you may see clear skies towards the far north to allow a glimpse of the northern lights, but otherwise a breezy night. temperatures up at around 11 or 12 degrees. so to start sunday morning we've got cloudy conditions, especially across the south and west to start the day. so a murky picture here compared to what we've had on saturday. brighter skies towards the far south and east, but cloud and rain continuing across northern ireland, parts of northern england into scotland as well. but some sunshine to start the day towards the far north. so as we go through sunday morning, north. so as we go through sunday morning , that area of sunday morning, that area of sunshine across the south and east will soon be replaced by cloud, and it's going to be quite a murky afternoon for most of us with outbreaks of rain and
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drizzle further towards the west. we do have an area of heavy , possibly thundery rain heavy, possibly thundery rain moving across northern ireland, wales and into south—west england, but temperatures generally staying around 17 or 18 degrees as we go through monday. cloud and rain continuing to push its way northwards. but otherwise, after a murky start, we'll start to see sunny spells developing, but also some frequent showers that could be on the heavy side, especially towards the south and west. and as we go into tuesday and wednesday, it's a case still of sunny spells and scattered showers. highs of up to 17 or 18 degrees by. >> we can expect clear skies leading to a light and warm day ahead . lovely boxt solar weather on gb
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