very comedians bringing you the very best of sunday's newspapers as they roll straight off the press. joining us tonight for the next 60 minutes, you'll be finding out why a racist cottage needs to be decolonised, why the mona lisa is anti—brexit. mona lisa more like, and why keir starmer might be making reparation payments. really? he hasn't even repaid the guy who bought his suits. my guest tonight are we've got louis schaefer and cressida wetton. i'm steve allen and joining me tonight we've got those two. this is headliners . this is headliners. every sunday newspaper as it drops in just moments. don't miss a second. but before tomorrow's news, here's tonight's headlines with lewis mckenzie . lewis mckenzie. >> good evening. it's 11:00. i'm lewis >> good evening. it's11:00. i'm lewis mckenzie here in the gb

newsroom. now downing street says escalation is in no one's interest after israel conducted precise strikes on military targets in iran overnight, the strikes against the iranian regime come after tehran launched a barrage of more than 180 ballistic missiles at israel three weeks ago. terror group hamas has condemned israel's attack on iran, calling it a violation of iran's sovereignty and a threat to regional security. but the idf says they'll do whatever is necessary to defend the state. there's been five arrests made in london following a day of protests in the capital. the met says three of the arrests were made at the uniting the kingdom demonstrations , one for being in demonstrations, one for being in breach of the public order act and breach of the peace and two for racially aggravated public order offences . the other two order offences. the other two arrests were made at the stand up arrests were made at the stand up to racism counter—protest. however, one of them was

de—arrested after she agreed to provide her details. having initially refused to do so , and initially refused to do so, and the prime minister has denied he was plotting a war against middle britain. after suggestions that those who make an income from property or shares do not fall within his definition of working people. it comes after the chancellor , comes after the chancellor, rachel reeves, insists that sir keir starmer is a working person and could be among those protected from the government's controversial tax hikes in the upcoming budget . well, speaking upcoming budget. well, speaking of that budget, the times are now reporting that the for office budget responsibility will publish a document on wednesday, the day of the budget, that will provide a detailed breakdown of the so—called 22 billion black hole. labour says it's inherited from the previous government . all the previous government. all eyes are now on the chancellor on the 31st to see what is officially announced in that halloween budget . pretty spooky.

halloween budget. pretty spooky. i'm lewis mckenzie and those are your latest gb news headlines for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gb news .com forward slash alerts . .com forward slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at sunday's top stories with three comedians. first things first, hot off the press. let's crank through the front pages. we'll start with the sunday telegraph. businesses shut up. shop ahead of budget for growth in quote marks. the mail on sunday says starmer's double lie over £40 billion tax blitz. sunday times we were catastrophically failed . we were catastrophically failed. we've got the observer with reeves. my budget will match greatest economic moments in labour's history. is that saying much? we'll find out soon.

sunday express the king bounces back star on sunday says great ball control by england's jarrod bowen. and well we're up to date with those front page. let's find out more about this. we go to the express lewis. >> hello there steve, how are you? >> i'm very well, thank you. what's on the express? >> what's on the express? the king bounces back. i wish we were. this is our. this is my first time here. and it's a bit uncomfortable. it's going to be my worst show ever, i think. no , my worst show ever, i think. no, i remember some that were definitely. >> come on. »- >> come on. >> this is going to be anytime there's a new situation. i think there's a new situation. i think the people out there are uncomfortable seeing me. i feel very far away from cressida. >> i feel unusually comfortable actually, with that. lewis. >> but you know what? it's not good for me. see what's maybe what's good for the gander is not good for the goose anyway. the king bounces back. this is. >> which one? the gander is out of the two. >> the gander is the girl. is it? is it? i don't know, i thought it was. the girl said it was such confidence. >> i believed you. >> i believed you. >> is it the girl? >> is it the girl? >> the. i'm keeping you away from the cobs. that's all i'm thinking about. >> don't worry. >> don't worry. >> front page of the express.

>> front page of the express. >> lewis, we've got an hour show. >> it's an hour on this show. >> it's an hour on this show. >> it's an hour on this show. >> it's 11:00 at >> it's an hour on this show. >> it's11:00 at night. these people want peace and quiet. they don't want news anyway. the king bounces back . charles lines king bounces back. charles lines up full work schedule for the next year. this is in the sunday express. this is. this is. it's. i think it's £2.50 for the sunday express. it's a lot. you get your money's worth. basically, the sunday express is a conservative newspaper and they love the king. and they think the king has done a really great job because he's visiting. he's on a tour, he's visiting all the places that want money from the british people. and i would say we're not going. if you're going to ask us for money, you don't go to somebody's house. if you don't go to somebody's party, if you go to somebody's party, if you go in the door. >> i don't think he's personally going to feel the squeeze. >> you know what? of course he won't personally feel the squeeze because he's all for giving away the british people's money because he doesn't represent the british people. he's he's a representative of this commonwealth craziness, which was just formed in order to like, basically be a, you know, a country. >> it's a two pronged attack,

isn't it? it's only starmer who has to deal with the questions about reparations. king charles turns up and just goes, yeah, free food and just eats whatever they bring to him. he gets all the. >> and that's why he had that's why he had prostate disease because he ate and drank. >> i knew i've triggered it. i've talked to food. chris. >> you're blaming. no, it's far too early in the night for that. well, i mean, let's take the positives. has been a success, hasn't it? it wasn't at all without some resistance. yeah , without some resistance. yeah, but as you say, he's well as the front cover says, he's bounced back. he's looking well . louis back. he's looking well. louis is thrilled being a royalist. >> yeah . thank you. the point >> yeah. thank you. the point is, is the royalty has become the worst thing about this country. once . really? yes. country. once. really? yes. yeah. >> have you not seen what's on tonight's show? >> yeah. sorry about that. >> yeah. sorry about that. >> do you not think the bit of the tour, when there was the person who said, like, not struth, mate, you're not our king that bit. yeah, exactly what she said . king that bit. yeah, exactly what she said. i'm not king that bit. yeah, exactly what she said . i'm not that much what she said. i'm not that much of a monarchist myself, but it. wouldn't it be great if instead of having to sit there passively, he actually got to go? yes, i am sit down and just, you know. >> oh, we think they should have

just handed him the mic, some kind of roast battle off sort of thing. she got a full minute in. isn't that extraordinary that they didn't stop her? yeah. i think what the australian woman. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> lidia thorpe, if i were the king, i would want security. was a bit swifter than that. >> yeah, but i think you don't understand how the british monarchy works. is there ? they monarchy works. is there? they think of themselves as so. yes, as so powerful that you could say whatever you want about them. that's what makes that's what gives them power. you could say whatever it is, i'm not going to say it here, but whatever it is, i don't want the monarchy. they go, ha ha ha. and that makes that makes people think, well, we can't get rid of the monarchy because louis schaefer said, we don't like the monarchy. we have to keep the. >> when you say that as if that's not true, but the royals literally can say , say whatever literally can say, say whatever you want, i'm king. yes, it really wins a row, doesn't it? yeah, whatever. i'm king. really. just, you know, it's a mic drop. >> and that's why if they did run in, i'm questioning what cressida is saying. i'm saying she's wrong. is that. is that if they had gone in and they said

we can't have anybody say this, it would mean that he's got less power than he. >> i see what you mean . >> i see what you mean. >> i see what you mean. >> yeah, i agree with you. >> yeah, i agree with you. >> and let's move to on the mail on sunday. >> the mail on sunday. they've got an ultimate guide to good 1535 00