harsh outline the so—called harsh light of fiscal reality, but that better days are ahead. the pm will also go on to say he will not offer the uk's problems as an excuse, and that he expects to be judged on his ability to deal with the issues his government is facing . a man his government is facing. a man has been charged with attempted murder after a woman and two children were stabbed in what has been described by police as a truly shocking incident . a truly shocking incident. police were called to dagenham where they found the woman in her 30s, an eight year old girl and a two year old boy, all suffering from stab wounds. 48 year old kulvinder ram will appearin year old kulvinder ram will appear in court on monday, charged with three counts of attempted murder . prince william attempted murder. prince william has extended a so—called olive branch to prince harry by publicly naming him for the first time in six years. >> my mother took me to the passage. she took harry and i both there. it must have been about 11, i think, probably at the time, maybe ten. i'd never

been to anything like that before, and i was a bit anxious as to to what expect. >> that's part of a new itv documentary following the prince of wales and his first year of his homewood's programme, which aims to end homelessness. the film, entitled prince william can end homelessness, includes unseen photos of william and diana at the passage in westminster and in other royal news, the king is set to return to full royal duties next year, including an overseas tour that's despite his ongoing cancer treatment. a palace official has described his recent trip to australia and samoa as the perfect tonic, adding that it has lifted his spirits . a british woman has spirits. a british woman has begun her attempt to become the first woman to row solo from mainland europe. all the way to south america. 21 year old brit zara lachlan set off from lagos on the portuguese algarve earlier this morning and will now aim to row the 3600 miles to

french guiana, a journey that will take an estimated 90 days. we wish zara the best of luck . we wish zara the best of luck. those are your latest news headlines. for now, i'm sophie reaper for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gb news .com forward slash alerts . news .com forward slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at monday's top stories with three comedians. i'm stephen allen tonight joined by josh howie and louis schaefer doing well gentlemen i stole a tie. >> it's not my tie . >> it's not my tie. >> it's not my tie. >> it's not my tie. >> it's my tie. >> it's my tie. >> is it your tie.7 yeah. >> is it your tie.7 yeah. >> that's my tie. >> that's my tie. >> yeah, that is your tie. that is my tie. okay. i knew it was going to be somebody's tie. i'm glad i said it, but you didn't. you didn't tell me it was. >> well, i mean, if you punch me out first in the toilet, you took it, and then you know, it's

very trendy these days. he wants to get a career in politics. and if you do, that, fist fighting seems to be there was nothing like that. >> i just took it off the rail. off the rail. because i thought it was. it was like just for style, really. it's a beautiful tie. thank you . tie. thank you. >> there's one thing nicking someone's tie, but calling it louis schaefer style. don't add insuh louis schaefer style. don't add insult to injury. >> it is. it's kind of big and bold. and it's yellow. is it.7 >> it's incoherent. yeah. makes me sick . me sick. >> the audience. the audience knows what i'm talking about. >> right. let's start. today's show by having a look at the front pages. we can start with the telegraph. biased obr paving way for reeves tax grab, warns hunt. the sun says tv soap star in arrest . hunt. the sun says tv soap star in arrest. mail goes with laboun in arrest. mail goes with labour, suspends mp who punched man to the ground. the guardian says it's time to take a path. starmer takes on critics ahead of budget. not long now express fears labour budget could wreck economy and the star trick or heat. let's find out more about this then, starting with josh the mail. what are they going on about? yeah. labour suspends mp who punched man to the ground. obviously labour have as part of

their sort of history punching people. yeah yeah for any older viewers john prescott will be older now because we remember john prescott throwing a punch . john prescott throwing a punch. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and then this video footage is incredible i mean he'sjust is incredible i mean he's just straight you know i don't know if anyone remembers watching rocky five. and then you came out cinema and then you all started beating each other up because it was like, this is that's what this clip made me want to do. it makes me want to get out there. this was like 215 in the morning, and it was just like, i want to go out and party and get in fights and stuff. >> yeah, nothing makes me want to rewatch rocky five again. okay, fair, fair enough, tommy the street fighter. >> but yeah, so they've suspended him. yeah. and why is he out at 215 in the morning? he forget he's he's punching people. >> he's a normal british person. and this is the thing. it's just the degradation of our society that back in the day it was like he's he's out at 3:00. go for it. and that's what i don't like about this. he's at he's 55 years old. he's punching somebody. so you've got to have somebody. so you've got to have some respect. >> do you think he's divorced?

maybe. >> you know what? i've been there. i know the feeling. something's happened. yeah. >> he's out. he's trying to, you know, find a partner. it's 215. he's had a kebab. he's angry. >> it's a relatable story, isn't it? >> i like that look, i've never punched anyone in the face for a long time. looking. looking at, looking at lewis. >> but. but you. but i think you could. i think you could. here's here's the point . the point is, here's the point. the point is, is that is that we have to reserve judgement on the thing because it's an automatically you don't know what the story is. yeah, they filmed part of it and they didn't film the entire thing with what the guy said and what the guy. >> well, i think what he should do is he should say that he should claim that he's just come from the airport. someone insulted his mum, and then he can just he's allowed to beat up anyone he wants. that's a little cool back there. >> before we move away from this, we want to mention try our ozempic effect diet that's losing weight , isn't it? that's losing weight, isn't it? that's just a fancy way of using those words. >> but now you have to say ozempic. anything to do with losing weight is just ozempic. oh, is it so like ozempic could be bulimia or anorexia. anything is now it's you just say ozempic

you just throw it in there. that's the way it works. well , that's the way it works. well, basically eat less exercise. >> yeah, yeah. no, no. oh don't get him started on it. we'll move on. well he got me to the telegraph. telegraph. >> well it's nothing but good news by this is the telegraph today. which, which is monday biased obr which is the office of budget responsibility. >> well until that one syllable word he says i don't finish my points and i do paving way for i don't know what my point is going to be. >> i'm not like you finish that one. >> he's got a point. >> he's got a point. >> yeah, because it all feels together. it's like what donald trump calls the weave or the wave. >> i mean, you've you've been very impressive this time because you haven't actually started a point. yeah. >> and there will be a point at the end possibly. and if there's no point, maybe there wasn't a point to be had anyway. anyway, obr is paving the way for reeves tax grab, warns hunt. hunt is a conservative of course he's going to say something like that. it's not like it's not like major news. and because because tomorrow the budget is coming in, not tomorrow, no wednesday the budget is coming in. and how the political system is in this country is i don't really understand it. they just decide what's going to be in the

budget. then it's the main guy doesn't even decide. he gives it to like his buddy in 11 downing street, right next door and says, you, you figure it out. so he can go. it wasn't my fault. it was. it was rachel reeves. >> if you wikipedia'd the uk parliament. yeah, you've really got the basics in the chancellor is in charge of the budget. that's what we've learned so far. >> well, i did say. and i said he lived next door. she lived next door. i said, it's a 1536 00:07:2