the very best of tuesday's you the very best of tuesday's newspapers as they roll straight off the press . off the press. but before tomorrow's news, here's tonight's headlines with tatiana sanchez. >> good evening. the top stories from the gb newsroom. rachel reeves has warned the budget's tax hikes and borrowing increases may not be enough to undo, quote, 14 years of damage to the nhs. the chancellor is expected to pump billions of pounds into the health service, including 1.5 billion for new surgical hubs and scanners and 70 million for radiotherapy machines . 70 million for radiotherapy machines. health 70 million for radiotherapy machines . health secretary wes machines. health secretary wes streeting said it will take time to turn the situation around, but the funding would help meet labour's pledge to deliver 2 million extra nhs appointments

each year. speaking to reporters at saint george's hospital in south london this evening, rachel reeves said staff are using equipment purchased under the last labour government, which should have been replaced. well that as the prime minister says, the chancellor will announce £240 million in funding for services to get people back into work in the budget. in a speech this morning ahead of wednesday's budget, sir keir starmer said rebuilding britain and delivering growth will take the skills and effort of all of us. he also insisted britain must embrace the harsh light of fiscal reality, warning that tax hikes are inevitable, calling it fiction to cut taxes and still fund services. sir keir also revealed a new £3 cap on bus fares set to replace the previous £2 cap, as the conservatives accused him of leading a government of broken promises . meanwhile, footage of promises. meanwhile, footage of a labour mp punching a man in the street threatens to derail sir keir starmer's focus on the budget. mike amesbury was

stripped of the labour whip following the release of cctv footage , appearing to show him footage, appearing to show him repeatedly hitting a man to the ground. the clip, described as very graphic by cabinet minister pat mcfadden, is now under police investigation. amesbury claims he felt threatened after a night out and reported the altercation himself to cheshire police . in other news, tommy police. in other news, tommy robinson has been sentenced to 18 months in jail for contempt of court after repeating false claims against a syrian refugee, breaking a high court order. the 41 year old admitted to ten breaches, including airing a film called silenced containing those allegations. mrjustice johnson said robinson's actions were a flagrant breach and warned nobody is above the law. supporters in court waved and blew kisses as robinson was led away. the film remains pinned to robinson's social media, though he could cut his sentence by removing it. and manchester united have reportedly made a move to appoint ruben amorim as

their new manager after sacking erik ten hag earlier today. ten hag was dismissed after united suffered their fourth premier league defeat of the season yesterday at west ham, dropping to 14th in the table. reports this evening suggest the old trafford club were moving quickly to replace ten hag, and were willing to pay the £83 million release clause to secure the 39 year old. amorim, who is sporting lisbon side, sit top of the portuguese table. united have thus far declined to comment. ruud van nistelrooy , comment. ruud van nistelrooy, the former dutch striker who was assistant manager , will take assistant manager, will take charge of the team as interim head coach . and those are the head coach. and those are the latest gb news headlines. for now, i'm tatiana sanchez. now it's over to headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gb news .com forward slash alerts .

slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners. once again, your first look at tuesday's top stories with three top comedians. first things first, hot off the press. let's crank through the front pages . we have through the front pages. we have the mail. billions in budgets still won't cure nhs, admits streeting. the telegraph nhs will need more tax rises , will need more tax rises, signals reeves times tax rises won't cure the nhs. labour concedes consensus emerging here. guardian budget vowed to rebuild broken, not beaten nhs surely bloodied but unbowed . the surely bloodied but unbowed. the mirror labour's war on waiting lists and the star get me out of here. those were your front pages. here. those were your front pages . so, carrie, let's kick pages. so, carrie, let's kick off with the daily mail. ooh! >> how exciting. let's do that. okay, you go first. i will go first. well, the daily mail was at the top three halloween sweets from m&s, which is not a story. it'sjust sweets from m&s, which is not a story. it's just an advert for

m&s. but there you go. it will stop toxic children banging on doors. i thought it meant three halloween sweets. >> i don't know who's being held hostage now. it sounds like that they're being free. >> the halloween sweets. yeah, it's so unfair. it's got to stop . it's so unfair. it's got to stop. okay, so billions in budget still won't cure the nhs. and this is wes streeting. who's the health secretary.7 and the budget? the health secretary? and the budget? the very painful budget which we're about to have is going to have billions for the nhs. but even then, it won't stop them raising taxes. rachel reeves has been warning the same thing today, saying that taxes will go up. what's been going on is that for a very long time we've been saying that the nhs is the best in the world. until we stop noticing that it wasn't any more. and we've talked about this before, it's ageing facilities. they're still using pagers, which are after recent events. i think everyone's a little worried about those and fax machines and homing pigeons and really it's about time that they moved on. and i'm a big fan of the nhs. you know, they've saved my life twice. once from a

heart attack and once from i had an appendix out when i was i think about 13 and they got it just at the last moment. >> your lot, haven't you? i think you've is that all i'm allowed. yeah i think really. yeah. >> you get two, two and then one more and be very cautious. >> no, i've had a brain haemorrhage and burst ovaries. so do you know what i mean. >> the nhs. >> the n hs. >> the nhs. >> who wins on the nhs. >> who wins on the nhs. >> yeah. but my. >> yeah. but my. >> oh no. >> oh no. >> absolutely no wonder i'm supporting the pair of you. >> it's a sprain and a burst ovary. >> i have never spent a night in hospital. really? not once. >> well, maybe you should know. >> well, maybe you should know. >> well, maybe i should go to hospital. >> i'm going to call an ambulance for you now. >> i am the only thing keeping this. this institution afloat. seriously, though, it's like. is he saying it cannot be fixed or we haven't got enough money to fix it? >> now or not even with billions? no, i mean, well, how many? >> how much do we need? that's the question. should we not find out how much we need and then work backwards and then do a fundraiser or a gofundme? >> or how about a completely new system? how about admitting that it was a socialist idea that has that has seen it's time out and can no longer be trusted? >> no, no, i tell you who can't

be trusted to do the job because the people that have their appointments and then don't go because you think they're the problem, they're not having operations. >> they're one of the ones showing up with burst ovaries every other month. >> people not going when they should be going. no, there is a lot of there is a lot of point. it cost the nhs millions. do they burst audibly? >> by the way, is it like a pop? >> by the way, is it like a pop? >> no no no no it's not it's not an oral surgery. no it's just a bit agony. yeah that's what it is. >> hold on. i didn't get any of these questions about my appendix that nearly burst. did you all know what a bursting lifestyle. >> it's the same. >> it's the same. >> it's the same. >> it's the same as what you had. >> it's not the same. if it doesn't burst, it doesn't count. >> we all know what your lifestyle has been like for the last 30 years. no, these are rumours. >> horrible rumours spread on this programme. i'm an example to humanity, actually. >> let's have a look at the guardian. they've got the same story . and then also the sacking story. and then also the sacking of the man united manager and tommy robinson, jailed for contempt of court. who's got something on that? >> well, i like the jailed for contempt of court because he's

l, contempt of court because he's i, i like that they're bargaining with him aren't they. it's like if you take the film down that you put out that caused your contempt of court, then you can have less time in prison a little bit of probation. yeah. yeah. >> it'sjust probation. yeah. yeah. >> it's just it's he actually used the word. the judge used the word purge. you can purge yourself just slightly religious. >> it sounds like. yeah, it sounds like having a hangover and like a monkish thing. >> you'd purge yourself of your sins. hail marys and flogging himsel