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better to be find out if it's better to be late than never. why these guys might be warming up to ed davey and how bonfire night's changed since i was a kid. i'm cressida wetton and my comedian panel tonight are made up of steve n allen and count dankula. this is headliners . headliners. but before tomorrow's news, let's go to tonight's headlines with mark white. >> hello there. the main headunes >> hello there. the main headlines from the gb news centre . democratic presidential centre. democratic presidential candidate kamala harris has formally conceded defeat . vice formally conceded defeat. vice president harris spoke to hundreds of supporters in washington. she told them she would do everything possible to help the new president elect with a peaceful transition to
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the new administration . the new administration. >> the outcome of this election is not what we wanted, not what we fought for, not what we voted for. but hear me when i say, hear me when i say the light of america's promise will always burn bright . burn bright. >> well. sir keir starmer has telephoned donald trump to offer what downing street describe as hearty congratulations for his win. sir keir said he looked forward to working closely with the president elect across all areas of the special relationship. the prime minister also reflected on the crisis in the middle east, and underscored the middle east, and underscored the need for regional stability . the need for regional stability. earlier, sir keir and kemi badenoch faced each other at prime minister's questions for the first time on the issue of
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farmers inheritance tax. sir keir said his government was listening to the concerns of those in the agriculture sector. but the new tory leader accused the prime minister of giving the people nothing more than stock answers to lie—ins are showing that he has not even listened to the budget himself. >> but what does he say to farmers who are facing uncertainty about their futures? as a result of the increased taxes announced by the chancellor? >> i'm glad she's raised farmers because the budget last week put £5 billion over the next two years into farming. that is the single biggest increase. unlike the £300 million which was underspend under the last government for migrants have died in the english channel in less than 24 hours as hundreds of others crossed to the uk. >> today, gb news filmed as some of the more than 300 migrants who made the illegal voyage , who made the illegal voyage, arrived at dover harbour.
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they've been taken to the border force, processing centre and they've taken the number of arriving so far this year to almost 32,000. you're right up to date with the very latest news. now it's time for headliners. >> for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gb news .com forward slash alerts . .com forward slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at tomorrow's top stories. i'm cressida whitten and i'm joined tonight by steve n allen and count dankula. hello. hello how are you? it's been a while. >> i'm good, i'm fine. >> i'm good, i'm fine. >> excellent. good. i imagine it's been quite a quite a big day for you. >> oh, yeah. i did not expect the result to go this way. i've beenin the result to go this way. i've been in cloud nine the entire day. >> how about you? shocked?
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>> how about you? shocked? >> no , i mean, i didn't really >> no, i mean, i didn't really watch much of it, so . well, the watch much of it, so. well, the people were saying, like, are you going to stay up all night and watch it ? no, because the and watch it? no, because the same result will be there. that's why i don't watch sport. just tell me the result afterwards. i had a lovely night's sleep. >> brilliant. so the us election is just like sport to steve. excellent. okay. fair enough. let's have a quick look at the front pages from tomorrow. before we get into them. let's start with the daily mail . no, i start with the daily mail. no, i can't see that. we're just going to go straight to the front pages. okay, steve, you've got the you've got the daily mail. let's start with detail. that's what i want. >> i can go with i can give you the headline a comeback to trump all comebacks. oh it's good. it's good. in the end, it wasn't even close. i mean, the first one i mean maybe it's the best one. liberals in the us and britain left bewildered and tearful. and that's true. i have seen some people online getting all upset about it all kind of “y all upset about it all kind of cry about it. there's more of that. there are a few famous names who've cried. obviously the kamala harris has done some fighting back tears, as we saw in the speech, but she kind of sounds like she's almost about
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to cry anyway, on the yeah , i to cry anyway, on the yeah, i can't tell the difference to me. >> she always sounds like that. >> she always sounds like that. >> to be fair , her accent >> to be fair, her accent changes depending on who she's talking to, so it's very, very difficult to tell. >> i do that though when i call a plumber and i end up trying to sound like i'm, you know, a plumber. i don't know why. i just try to blend that. >> oh, you put on the deep .man voice to convince him you're a man, even though you are phoning a plumber is like that. yeah. >> so, i mean, obviously the daily mail they've gone for. i think it's 19 pages of an unrivalled report and analysis because it's pages 2 to 21. that's one of the biggest. if you look at all the other newspapers, they've certainly written many words about this. >> and there are many words to be written. good picture, isn't it? of course. he looks very strong. it looks like the old your country needs you. >> oh, yeah. definitely. definitely. he's a very photogenic man. trump. is he ? photogenic man. trump. is he? yes. in the lord kitchener vibe is the opposite of what he said himself on. >> he's like the no war guy isn't he? like your country does not need you right now. well, first us. president in a very,
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very long time to start. >> no new wars so far. the night is young so far. yeah. >> let's have a look at the guardian. police count. >> i'm so happy i got the guardian. and of course, they're absolutely seething. they're just titled it american dread. we're like the smug face of trump because most of the smug face, most of the smug face, you know, they cropped him out. they cropped out that gorgeous mug of his. yeah, but it's like they're obviously going to be seething. they're obviously going to be doing more posting on the front page because, you know, all crying into their lattes and stuff like that. but they should be absolutely thrilled. they now have something to complain and cw have something to complain and cry about and sell papers for the next four years. yeah, i don't know why they're they probably are thrilled. they're probably are thrilled. they're probably trying to go, oh how terrible. oh my god. the money. right. like they should be thrilled. i believe they are. but like they obviously like to do more post about them. they like to scare everybody. remember that whole oh if trump gets in, he's going to start putting homosexuals into camps and stuff like that. and that obviously never happened and everything. but that didn't stop them from saying stuff like that
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again. >> yeah, this time i think you're right that they must love it when the time when the bush versus kerry, where they, the guardian asked its readers to write letters directly to people in swing states, they must have known that wasn't going to help. in fact, it would be the opposite. like having a guardian reader tell you what you're doing wrong is like a london dinner party without the benefit of free food. so they must have known it was going to, if anything, make it worse. and it did. all the pushback was like, how dare they? but it sold papers, didn't it? it pushed papen >> yeah. you see the end of his term, they're all going to be so sombre, you know, like when the super villain loses the hero that he's fighting against all the time, they're going to be sad that he's gone at the end of friends. yeah . yeah. exactly. friends. yeah. yeah. exactly. >> okay . steve, anything on the telegraph? >> donald trump gets a mention. trump's clean sweep, which is getting hopefully that's not a pun because if it is, it's a bit toilet based. the it's every so often there's a trump that requires a clean sweep i think is what i'm trying to say there. president elect wins powerful mandate is he takes senate popular vote and every swing
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state an unprecedented political comeback . you know, you can very comeback. you know, you can very much spot a theme in the way that they seem to be happy with it. they've got report and analysis pages 1 to 9. that's not a lot. they've got alistair heath for some reason. on page 16. comment on 17 and 19 to 20 gets a mention in business. they've written many words about this many words and it says remarkable victory piles the pressure on starmer . pressure on starmer. >> very different. i did actually see starmer like congratulating him today on twitter. and it was like, i just know for a fact he was crying as he typed that , you know, i mean, he typed that, you know, i mean, he typed that, you know, i mean, he was saying, you know, i'm saying all the usual things that people say about trump. but now he's like, oh, congratulations. and everything. and it's like, do you hate him? or do you not like, pick one? >> yeah, yeah, of course it's not like starmer to have one opinion and then flip flop later. >> so it's not at all. no not like him at all. >> but you do want the prime minister to be a bit statesmanlike and diplomatic rather than start a war. you know, i'd rather him just be a bit fawning for a while with
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america . america. >> that wouldn't go well for us. >> that wouldn't go well for us. >> exactly. this is why it's good for him to eat a little bit of, you know, crow or whatever . of, you know, crow or whatever. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> reasonable. steve and alan. absolutely correct. okay, let's have a look at the times trump promises golden age after sweeping harris aside. >> he didn't just sweep it. he suplexed it out of the way. he won the popular vote and everything. was it first republican to do so since george bush? yeah, back in 2004. 11. and it's just like things will get better. crypto's already going up. the stock market's already going up. you know everyone is positive. nobody parts with their capital unless they think it's going to go somewhere and everyone is doing it now. so people obviously see good things from a trump presidency. like the economy is going to do better. i feel like the cost of living crisis is going to get better. inflation is going to get better because these are all things he spoke about and says that he will prevent for them. >> yeah, like their economy, their cost of living crisis, their cost of living crisis, their inflation could be good. but if he is the tariff guy, then it's an awkward time to be a nation trying to sell stuff to
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them. >> true. >> true. >> fair enough. steve, let's have a look at the i the i landslide. >> this is about some some issue with driving. no, it's yet again it's another trump thing. there's a picture of him there pointing to his favourite melania body double because there will he will bring about jobs mainly in the sector of melania body doubles . there's melania body doubles. there's quite a lot of those. i think they are really a bit mealy mouthed on the front page of the eye, because they manage to mention at 78, he'll be the oldest leader sworn into office. just get that little dig in there as if he's not the guy that's got the age sword of damocles hanging over him. is it? >> no. absolutely not. he's still been going through these long rallies carrying on into the middle of the night. we know he doesn't drink during three a day. >> right. he was doing three rallies a day. >> you know, people always complain about him being a narcissist. and it's like, yeah, but you need that kind of energy, don't you ? you need to energy, don't you? you need to like the sound of your own voice to that extent to be able to do that. >> you're supposed to come across to voters as a big, massive, likeable personality and stuff like that. you're not
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going to get anywhere by going on stage and going, oh, hello, vote for me. yeah. >> we've also got a story here. apparently david brent isn't popular anymore with gen z. z. >> do you know what though? i'm not sure. i was talking to someone last night and we were saying that the millennials were a problem, but gen z actually have split into many millennials and many boomers , so we don't and many boomers, so we don't know. i don't really think you can say i've often said this whole generation thing. it's more journalism than it is real. it's like it's astrology effectively all capricorns are a bit like this. like all people born between these two years. yeah, it can't be true because people born four years after me are in a different generation. but i'm meant to be more related to someone 11 years older than me. it makes no sense. >> gen z is overwhelmingly more right wing than millennials, though they are, which is not the way that the newspapers are writing about it. >> yeah, okay. >> yeah, okay. >> and finally, let's have a quick look at the daily star. >> i'm so happy i got the daily star as well, but at least they're taking it in stride . they're taking it in stride. they're poking a bit of fun about it, like, well, this is awkward. and they're even poking awkward. and they're even poking a little bit of fun at david lammy, who? david lammy, he's
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his infamous tweet deluded, dishonest , xenophobic, dishonest, xenophobic, narcissistic. donald trump is no friend of britain. and now that he's won, congratulations. real donald trump on your victory. yeah, the uk has no greater friend than the us and stuff like that. you know, it's like that guy that you used to bully at work and then one day he becomes the manager , to be fair becomes the manager, to be fair to david lammy, and i think that's the first time that sentence has been said on this channel for a while. >> jd vance called trump a nazi a little while ago and has swapped his opinion on it. so are we allowed to change minds or not? you got to got to pick a side on that one. >> i suppose a job with a fat paycheque would change your opinion. >> yeah, hell of a sweetener. okay, that's the front pages looked at. join us after the break for a look at kemi's first can's take on trump's victory and what it may
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steve and alan and count dankula. we're looking at your say of course, headliners, viewers love abuse and somebody has said somebody said boring panel tonight get louis on. but that somebody is called willie cockshott. so we know it's you louis. we know who you are. that's his real name. he doesn't like to talk about that after the incident. anyway, kicking things off with the daily mail and future steve, if you're reading this , this is me from reading this, this is me from three hours ago. wants to know if kamala made her speech yet. >> yeah, well, they say sore loser. kamala still hasn't admitted that she lost. as world waits for concession speech and biden stays silent, those two things have changed. but still, you can make the argument about how long it took. there was a headune how long it took. there was a headline saying that biden finally broke his silence about it. i imagine with the words i was president, which was a shock for him . and then, yeah, the for him. and then, yeah, the speech, admittedly, yeah, it took a while, but she didn't wait till january the 6th. you know what i mean? what you're comparing it to. there's no absolute rush for this anyway.
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like, yeah, she's already lost everything. give her the chance to just not do this in a rush. so of all the things to criticise kamala for, this is not it, i would say. but in the speech that she gave, she said it doesn't mean we won't win. it does. that's literally what conceding an election. yes. but there was some what i was reading online about it. she managed to get 14 million fewer votes than biden. that's the thing to look to at, stop and think like this is not all about trump. big, scary, bad man. don't make it all about that. make it about your own side. what did you not sell to the people who should have voted for you, in your opinion, that they voted for biden and not you? >> an entire campaign was just i'm not trump. that's it. there was no promises. there was nothing. oh, i'm going to do this. i'm going to do that. i'm going to improve this. there was none of that. it was just orange man bad. yeah. that that was it. that was an entire campaign. >> as if joy is wasted on you. >> as if joy is wasted on you. >> there was no joy. there is no well, there's plenty of joy for me today. i'm having a great time. but not so much for kamala. >> what do you think about it being late? because i felt like it was late . it's like, come on,
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it was late. it's like, come on, get it over with. if you failed, just come out and say it and get on with it. i think the longer you leave it, the more it builds to be fair, women take ages to get ready. they'd like to. they don't always have the opportunity. unusually for someone on her side of the culture war, kemeys actually demanded an apology. count, you've got this. >> yeah. badenoch de—man starmer apologises to trump in punchy pmqs debut. i believe it's badenoch just trying to cosy up to trump now that he's in there as well. but it was a new tory leader. clashes with the prime minister over foreign secretary's previous comments about the president elect . kemi about the president elect. kemi badenoch demanded an apology from sir keir starmer for david lammy's past attacks on donald trump. i don't know why keir starmer is being asked to apologise for something someone else said and all that, and you know, for me, when it comes to things you say, i would say don't apologise , double down don't apologise, double down manly. i would respect him more if he just doubled down on it. but i mean , that is pretty much but i mean, that is pretty much an accepted thing that david lammy says. some really stupid
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stuff a lot. you just kind of treat him like the senile old grandpa at the christmas dinner that says some stuff and everyone just sort of pretends he didn't just say that. >> yeah, i would to love have been a fly on the wall when they went for dinner, you know, starmer came back and said, oh, was it lunch? we went out for a meal and you think, oh man, i would love that footage. that's an episode of first dates. i'd like to watch what was said. >> yeah, hopefully they played trump. the clip of david lammy where he talks about the lack of police presence. you must have seen the clip where he stood there being interviewed by the news, saying and it's terrible. we've not seen a police officer around here all day and just in the background is a police officer stood there. it's a classic. david lammy moment. so as long as you play that to trump, he'll be all right. look, it's not as if there are many people who've said nasty things about donald trump and i'm sure he will hold a grudge at some point. they'll be paid back, but it will be a long line. i'm not sure david lammy is at the front of it. you know, there's loads of it. you know, there's loads of people. >> he's not in a position where he needs to be able to talk to people in other countries. it's
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not. don't you think he's quite an important person to me? >> i think he's a terrible person to have the job. yes. i don't know if this is going to be the top of donald trump's in—tray, i think is what i'm saying. but this is all about kemeys first appearance at pmqs, and the telegraph really writes it up like it was an absolute win. there were a couple of fails that didn't even get mentioned. there was the awkward bit. i think she was very entertaining and makes really good clips and the questions are really impactful, but the answers he actually managed to not seem like starmer wasn't too stressed by her approach. and there were bits where she said there were bits where she said the budget didn't even mention defence and he just goes, oh, what about page 93? and then there was another bit where she said, oh, you were just reading out your responses and she read that bit out. it's like, oh mate. so he easily just went, you're reading that? so look, it's early days for her, but i don't think it was a great performance. >> it wasn't the roast of angela rayner was it that we saw before? no, she was killing it. >> no it definitely wasn't. but i mean she did say that apparently she wants to prove that the labour government are above student politics, which is going to be difficult for a party that's comprised entirely of students, because of course, the skint students love labour because they're going to love
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the party that promises free stuff, although that was i mean, that's up to date until a couple of hours ago or yesterday when it was like, oh, tuition fees. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> 9/11 that point, we've got a classic case of psychological projection in the daily mail. now , steve sadiq khan says now, steve sadiq khan says londoners will be fearful over donald trump's stunning us election win as long running feud between mayor and new president revives. >> yeah, don't be lame, mark two this is the worst time to say things because you might end up having to bump into him again. also, don't be a victim because if sadiq khan just said i don't like this outcome, fair enough. you're allowed your opinions. but to say, oh, london's anxious. i mean, that'sjust anxious. i mean, that's just everyone's anxious these days . everyone's anxious these days. >> it seems it doesn't speak for all of them. maybe they're all anxious because london's dangerous because of him. >> all the stabbings makes you, puts you on edge . yeah, exactly. puts you on edge. yeah, exactly. and also, don't be the victim of, like, oh, we're fearful about it. just disagree with it. rather than go, oh, i'm the, i'm the victim of who's been voted in as a leader of a different country. >> yeah, absolutely. and of course, lots of rhetoric about inclusivity. london's for everyone. i don't know if it's
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for you. >> count donald trump's not in charge of london, so i don't know why i think we're sadiq khan. means is he's afraid because he keeps beefing with donald trump . and he knows that donald trump. and he knows that donald trump. and he knows that donald trump's much better at it than him . and so that's what than him. and so that's what he's, like, worried about. i mean, he doesn't speak for all londoners. so sadiq khan should just shop. >> fair enough. this does seem to be the tone, though, that everybody on the left has taken. it's all about fear, isn't it? and nobody says, oh, that's a missed opportunity. it's always like we're very fearful. now, i've read a lot of that today. okay. the i now an upsetting news about a plethora of new agricultural photo opportunities opening up for ed davey's count. >> yeah, labour could lose 59 marginal seats. is this the right one? yeah, yeah. fight over farm was. >> we might see ed davey in a lot of dancing around on tractors. yeah. >> health and safety nightmare. but lose an arm. >> you could lose 59 marginal seats over farmer inheritance taxes and absolutely deservedly so. i don't know what's going on in the west, but for some reason, governments keep messing with farmers. i don't know
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what's going on with it, and it seems they're trying to. it almost seems like they're purposefully trying to get these people to lose their farms so that the state can then come in and buy them, because there's actually a government buyback program right now for farms on their website, they say, are you looking to sell your farm? we'll buy it. and then they're basically trying to make farming just completely unaffordable and non—profitable. so people are forced to sell their farms and then the government takes them oven then the government takes them over. it's essentially what stalin did, except stalin just did it by force. but this is done with lawfare instead. price average like private people out of owning farms so the government can just take them over. >> oven >> well, it does look very cynical , doesn't it? cynical, doesn't it? >> well, i mean, there's one take on this which i wish the messaging is definitely wrong because the people who are trying to defend it are saying that there is an inheritance tax loophole, which if you've got an absolute ton of money, you can put it in land and then pass the land on without having to pay any inheritance tax, find a way of if that is your motivation, find a way of closing that loophole. i always say this with loopholes stop moaning about them, close them. and if this is trying to close them, well, no,
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you must realise the way you're closing it is going to get farmers genuinely working the land court in this. there must be a way to stop rich people just buying land to pass on land to sell it later on or whatever it is, find outlaw it, or do something rather than this which really seems to be catching within. the group of people attacked those people who make all that nice tasty food i enjoy and i like, i like food i'm on the side of food. >> yeah, the people that feed the 60 million people in this country, maybe it's a good idea to just leave them alone and let them get on with it. >> potatoes make crisps. we all love crisps. >> that's what it's all about. you know, recently the floods in spain caused us to lose a quarter of our fresh produce. i found that astonishing that one country was responsible for so much of our food security. so we need to grow more stuff , not need to grow more stuff, not less, is my point. okay. we've got a serious one in the independent now, steve. >> 20 men jailed over child rape and sexual abuse in calderdale. it three different investigations, three trials, terrible details. when you get into it this the newspaper here doesn't actually mention race but it lists all of their names.
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i'm sure other newspapers will be pointing out that there there seems to be a thread of race. the thing that i don't get about this though, is that three trials actually happened. so clearly the legal system did work. we don't we don't get the details now because we couldn't get details before to ensure a good or a good prosecutions. and those cases were linked. the positive here would be that maybe post rotherham there is no fear of saying oh this is the thing because that was the problem. the idea that i that you daren't move this move a complaint higher up the fear of racism. if that's gone, this could be good news. >> yeah, i tend to agree. i mean, this all started in 2016, but as steve says now, i feel like after the excellent work of charlie peters, probably people would be far less inclined to cover this stuff up. >> yeah, yeah, i think people are , especially after what are, especially after what happened with harvey weinstein and stuff like that. lots of women gained the courage to come forward and actually talk about their experiences that they had. i'm hoping that with what happened with rotherham and everything, people now feel a lot more confident about
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approaching the police now that they might actually do something about it. >> good point. okay, closing this section with the independent and a calm, rational look at what may have caused the candidate with drunk and drunk aunt energy. i haven't had a drop to lose the election. steve. >> they hate the women they hate. devastated harris voters conclude america hates women as trump defeats second female rival. well, that's two of them in a minute there, trump's furious trump has prevented the first female president twice. >> just when you thought the guy couldn't get any more amazing, it must be about hate , but so it must be about hate, but so much. >> look, i mean, this doesn't prove that america doesn't hate women, but it doesn't prove that they do. exactly. and there's one tweeter said one thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman. what a stupid sentence. if that were the case, there'd be no rape laws. that's how i can disprove that sentence straight away. and also, i mean, i'm not here to be overly serious, but for the love of all thatis serious, but for the love of all that is good, stop and learn. if something's not going your way, think well, i didn't know all the information about the truth,
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the information about the truth, the reality within a nation. why don't i find out why people voted a certain way? or it is quicker to go? oh, they hate women. it's what happened with creating, isn't it? >> and how? how bigoted to look at her and think that that's the first thing that we all see. >> yeah, it's not that we hate women, it's the fact that the women, it's the fact that the women that they're putting forward for the candidacy are just extremely unlikeable. >> it's i mean, it offends me that she's the best they could find. that is just extraordinary to me. i promise my sex can do better than that. >> i'm i'm telling you, if you want a female president, someone hot. i'm telling you , i'm i'm hot. i'm telling you, i'm i'm being serious. see, the. i guarantee you, the first female president of the united states of america will be someone hot. i'm telling you in your opinion. >> excellent. i don't know what you're into . we're halfway you're into. we're halfway through. time for a break. now. stay with us to discover what the church of england thinks of churchgoers. why we can't have emily on headliners emily maitlis. and could cost you £900in
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welcome back to headliners. opening this section with wednesday's thursday's telegraph and the c of e doing its very best to treasure the churchgoers . best to treasure the churchgoers. it's still got count. >> yeah, rural parishioners accused of racism by archbishops review report by independent racial justice commission. i'm so happy my taxes are being used to fund absolute nonsense like that. denounces a lack of cultural awareness displayed by congregations in some rural areas. and i've went through the article and they don't actually describe what cultural awareness means. like what culture are they supposed to be aware of? like, you know, last i checked, britain was a christian nation. i think that's the only culture that they're supposed to care about. that they're supposed to care about . but it was just like one about. but it was just like one thing that i've noticed as well is it's just been open season on christians since like the 90s. like they're now getting investigated by government funded programs to see if they're walking off and everything. and they were even
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saying some people felt turned away, like, have you ever been to a church? they do not turn anyone away. they're dragging you inside . you inside. >> comedy. nobody has ever turned away . that's the rules, turned away. that's the rules, isn't it? >> yeah, but i've noticed as well. it's like one of the things that we're complaining about is, oh, there's not enough white male leadership and there's too much white male leadership. and i went, oh, right. so it's not just enough for you to be in the church. you also have to be in charge. that's that's the part that you were like, that's the bit that they're annoyed about, implying that the, the congregation don't want you there unless you're a white male with a posh voice specifically working classes out. >> it says, but i would love to see the questions. that doesn't seem like something the average person would be saying. >> and also through the whole thing. they call it the queen's english. i'm like, oh, they need an update on that one. yeah, you need to get with the program. there was a lovely quote by the reverend doctor ian paul, which sounds like two people's names mashed up into one, but he points out that , yeah, there's points out that, yeah, there's like basically not enough muslims in the cev. there's got to be a reason why certain
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sectors of ethnic minorities don't join the church. they might be busy doing their own religion thing, but i, i think it's a whiff of the midsomer murders. there will be some small villages and hamlets where of course, you will end up with the person in charge of the church being some white bloke, because that's who loves them. that's the only people living there. yeah, women. >> yeah. i'm a country bumpkin. i really object to these, these countries countryside are racist type reports. it's just not my. i appreciate i'm white, but it's not my experience of being a countryside person. yeah , yeah, countryside person. yeah, yeah, not into it. anti—racism always means racism in the end. >> yes it does. >> yes it does. >> okay. daily mail next. an evidence that louis schaefer wasn't the most inappropriate political commentator on air last night. >> steve, at the moment emily maitlis is pulled off air and calls donald trump bat. and then there's, oh, there's an s bats. and then three three asterisks. she sparked ofcom row over expletive laden news coverage. it was after the watershed, so i
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actually think they should have offered that. i would have tuned in for a for a show that is like election coverage with no holds barred. all the swearing would have been even more fun. but there's a bit i mean, we don't know if she was pulled off air. she was also recording podcasts at the same time. so when she wasn't in the studio for a bit, it was a bit where on social media it looked like, oh, she's been she's not going to be allowed back on, but she was back in the studio afterwards and then she swore again. so i mean, don't pretend that you're surprised that maitlis has a side in this. they knew when they hired her. so i don't know. some people on social media seem to be like, oh, this is appalling and shocked and let's write to ofcom. you knew what you were getting, surely? >> well, i would have thought she was a professional who didn't swear in the presence of krishnan guru—murthy. i thought more of her than that. i thought she was. >> yeah, a professional women do get hysterical sometimes. like it just it happens . it just it happens. >> you're not falling off. >> you're not falling off. >> i was worried that i was the one going to get most of the hate for this. your response is, women be trippin. yes.
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>> for balance. no we're not. we're fine , she says, struggling we're fine, she says, struggling with her outfit. >> it's a great time to go . >> it's a great time to go. >> it's a great time to go. >> all my best. do you know what this has been? this has been my best show ever. to quote. no, he says, worst show ever, doesn't he? okay, so it's not going to be the end of her career, is it? she's going to live another day. >> no, no, no, she's going to be fine. i mean i understand okay, watershed stuff and all that. but i mean, if people let people swear, maybe not right now, but like, yeah, isn't the point also that she should hold herself to a higher standard because the viewers don't necessarily. >> she's assuming everyone agrees with her. and that's a legitimate perspective. and it's quite rude to trump supporters as well. >> i think that's true. when she was working for the bbc, and the bbc's remit requires more balance and more due impartiality, whereas channel 4, it's not funded from a licence fee. so it's kind of, you know, it's up to them. if you want to offend your advertisers, go for it . and i just i just think that it. and i just i just think that no one would be offended if you're if you're sitting down to
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watch emily maitlis, if your team emily maitlis that swearing isn't going to end her career, it plays well to her brand, i think is what i'm trying to say. >> very good point. okay, sticking with the daily mail and a fundraiser that rachel reeves hasn't thought of yet, count £900 fines for wearing a burka will be introduced in switzerland next year. >> the country announces . now >> the country announces. now this is where i'm going to be nice. i'm not going to be offensive, right? the state should not be deciding what you can and cannot wear, not in any way whatsoever. right? i expect that from , you know, i do, i do. that from, you know, i do, i do. oh no. see if i can bash the government. i will. but basically i understand like there's some places that don't allow it for security reasons like banks and airports and stuff. fine. like not a problem . stuff. fine. like not a problem. but if you're just out in the street, you should be able to wear whatever you want. and i do think that maybe some people are saying it's from a cultural perspective. we want to protect swiss culture of not getting involved in anything ever. right ? involved in anything ever. right? but basically, like i kind of see it from that standpoint. but they were also saying at large
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gatherings you're not allowed face coverings. and that kind of raises my eyebrow a little bit about a lot of the facial recognition technology that's coming out where basically the government wants to know where you are and who you are with at all times and everything. so i see this as a little foot in the door towards that, because all laws introduced are leading somewhere. they don't come in with the hard stuff first. they they dip their toe with a nice little soft things like racism and freedom of speech. like, you know, that's the way they get their foot in the door . their foot in the door. >> and i see this as that because i'm with you. but also i'm you know, there is an argument to say that, you know , argument to say that, you know, culturally, it's not my taste that people choose to do this. and given what's happening in iran at the moment, and given what's happening in iran at the moment , recently, iran at the moment, recently, there was a student who decided to take her clothes off because she was being corrected by the morality police about the way she was wearing her hijab. >> an extremely dangerous thing to do. yeah. >> so i'm a little bit frustrated with western muslim women. i don't really understand why they choose to carry on with it. >> but you want them to stop. you don't want them to be forced to stop by the government.
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>> yeah, but i also don't want to say i want them to stop. i do appreciate it's none of my business. i'm just outside of this looking in, thinking it's very strange. >> i do see the burqas, like, repressive, though. it's like it's not nice to force women to cover up. like, i don't see it as a good thing, even if it's a cultural thing. i mean, if it's their choice, whatever. it's their choice, whatever. it's their choice. >> but i'm like, is it really your choice coming up with it? yeah, yeah. interesting. the idea that that you have to show your face at mass gatherings because of facial recognition, it's interesting that they didn't try and split the difference and say, like, you can have a burqa as long as it's got this qr code on it, which would be the. but no, i'm the solved it. i always solve it. no one ever listens to my ideas. i don't know why i'm with you. the government shouldn't be telling you what to wear or what not to wear. in france, they've got laws against where you have to wear speedos in pools. it's exactly the same . it's just exactly the same. it's just don't tell people, oh, that's much worse. you're right. that is much worse than this burqa one fans. >> everybody okay, steve. finally, the telegraph can shed some light on why donald trump is such a hit with the ladies money. >> oh, no. it's a very different
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thing . donald trump, donald thing. donald trump, donald trump and olympics on collision course over transgender ban vow. so one of the things he was promising was to keep men out of women's sports. the rest of this article then goes on to say, but how will he do this? he don't care. this wasn't about finding the detailed way of getting the legislation in place. no, it was a promise which he will probably try and deliver on. but it was exactly the right message that needed to be put out there. as you say, to get to get like a third of the female vote or something crazy. >> i think far more than people were expecting. >> yeah. no, i think the third is for the ethnic minority vote, which even that is surprising, like the way they broke it down. it's he managed to convince people that, you know , he will people that, you know, he will be helping them. and a lot of this comes down to that it's either inflation, immigration or this culture war issue. i guess you would call it over here. and that's what the left in america doesn't seem to work out. this is where you're losing battles. stop trying to have your battles on that area because that's why you're not getting the female vote. >> yeah . no, absolutely. there >> yeah. no, absolutely. there are people who've who we've gone
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over the line now with woke. they've had enough. >> yeah, yeah. they'll they're dialling back the rhetoric as much as they can though, because they've realised it got so far where they demonised trump to the point where there's been three attempts in his life now. one came very, very close and he even saw the media panicking and starting to like dial it back. oh that's terrible. and it's like, yeah, but you caused this. if you go around telling everybody for years that this guy is literally the second coming of hitler, what did you think the public were going to do? >> it's up to the third coming of hitler now, isn't he ? by of hitler now, isn't he? by having two terms. >> exactly right. closing this section with the daily mail. ed balls has had a fight with a man with big confident with with big confidence the. >> yeah. so this was hollywood mega comedian rob schneider furious. there was a rant. we saw the clip earlier. ed balls . saw the clip earlier. ed balls. they were arguing about whether ed balls said racist is what it all boils down to. >> yeah, i think they said he said misogynist, i believe. yeah, but they were debating on the clip of the racist bit. >> but then rob said he's tweeting it. i didn't get time
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to check, so there might be a clip on his twitter. >> yeah, he was on patrick christys earlier, so they're best mates now. a friend of the channel best mates now. a friend of the channel, rob schneider . channel, rob schneider. >> yeah, yeah. no, but it was it was just basically holding him accountable for it because the same thing that he's dealt with, we've all dealt with online as soon as you disagree with any kind of leftist policies, you're all kinds of s and isms like that. they just start throwing these words at you. these words don't mean anything to me anymore. i get called, i get called misogynist all the time. ihave called misogynist all the time. i have no idea why. surely no of women be tripping? >> yes . >> yes. >> yes. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> there was some evidence for that, right? just the last section to go. no going to bed yet. we've still got to talk about bonfire harry and why you to be careful when committing
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is to serve him in a pub and he says, he says, dank base. but i think that means count don't kill cash based. yeah. did you know that about yourself? >> i have been called beast once or twice. yes. >> the cooking thing, isn't it? >> the cooking thing, isn't it? >> that's . >> that's. >> that's. >> that's. >> that sounds saucy, but that's all right. >> so final section of headliners opening this section with the daily mail and steve bonfire night changed a lot, hasn't it? it's more political now . how. >> now. >> yeah, well, it was kind of political originally. >> yeah. someone tried to literally blow up parliament for political reasons. >> i imagine . political reasons. >> i imagine. not political reasons. >> i imagine . not just like a >> i imagine. not just like a housing issue . nigel farage and housing issue. nigel farage and rioter paula reynolds and southern water among bonfire effigies at lewes. famous fireworks display every year they have some effigies and they burn them. and we're so used to this image of this and the images of each one, we've got the nigel farage one. yes, the there we go. i mean , but so many there we go. i mean, but so many people have been burned on these bonfires. we don't take i presume he doesn't take offence to this. every bomb . you know, to this. every bomb. you know, bofis to this. every bomb. you know, boris was on there and there's
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always someone i do think from the point of view of another country. imagine if you're just flicking through international news and you see one day a year when the uk just burns an effigy of someone and just gets on with life. you know, if we any other country did it, we'd be like these heathens. they how dare they? one day a year, you know, it's a bit a bit of a laugh, innit? although at the lewes event, 40,000 people attended four arrests. so that's 0.1 per 1000 at the notting hill carnival, 334 arrests, over a million people. it still works out at 0.3. so it is more. oh, that was some jeopardy for a while when that was going on. >> but it's a good point in defence of the notting hill carnival. not that we're here to. >> oh no, to.— >> oh no, no, it works to. >> oh no, no, it works out. oh i'm sorry, i misunderstood. that was the big surprise. 0.3 for notting hill carnival 0.1. so it is still safer to go. who'd have thought? still safer to go to the lewes bonfire. unless you are nigel farage. >> well, yeah. >> well, yeah. >> good point. don't sit on the wrong place. >> yeah, that is a worry, isn't it? i mean, there's you're meant to have explosives here. that's
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the point. yeah. interesting. okay . have you have you much okay. have you have you much experience making guise and effigies. >> no no i haven't. i did actually cover guy fawkes on my channel just the other day as well. apparently he hated scottish people. just hated him. but he did say i'm not going to repeat it here on the air. but he had a few things to say to king james's face. >> sounds very , very wise to me. >> sounds very, very wise to me. >> sounds very, very wise to me. >> okay, let's move on. things are looking tense for prince harry now. this is in the son count. >> yeah . donald trump's trump >> yeah. donald trump's trump hates stupid harry won't know that he's president again. the prince's future in the us is at risk. experts say no, i hope he deports him. i think it would be hilarious just to see harry turn back up on the doorstep. i got kicked out. i need a place to crash. that's sitting at buckingham palace like , yeah, buckingham palace like, yeah, rob moore's busy now, but i mean, i think like, see, see if he does actually kick him out. where is he going to go. because we don't want him either. >> it's going to be the shamima begum of the royal fryston terrible looking satanist, steve,
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any thoughts on you can sit there in cali because . there in cali because. >> it's a hot take. i didn't expect the king of british. now look, i suppose he just he just needs to say the book was a lie. he could so easily get out of it on the visa. he said he didn't take drugs. and the book, he said he did take drugs. but, you know, there's no proof. is he? just like, oh yeah, i made that bit up and he can say he was a student once. >> he's taken drugs like that was he was in the news a few times dressed up as a nazi once as well. yeah , yeah. as well. yeah, yeah. >> isn't it amazing that the drugs are the bigger problem? steve, we're back in the mail now. don't you just hate it when this happens? yeah. >> this is a pro—palestinian activist who claimed to have beheaded a bust of israel's first president. also mistakenly took a statue of a cbe winning professor. a guy called harold dixon. who you think? well, you picked the wrong one here. this was someone who was who was a chemist, someone who liked education, who pushed for women's education very much. not what they were after, very much the opposite of what they what
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they were going for is they still made their point, though, haven't they ? haven't they? >> i mean, we know what they thought they were doing. >> yeah, they did, but i think it's quite funny when you get cases of mistaken identity like this, like wasn't there a recent one where a woman went up and like, started ripping down israel flags and cursing israel ? israel flags and cursing israel? and it was a greek cafe and it was the flag of greece. that's like, i love it when stuff like that happens. >> the names would have been written under the busts. i'm not a museum expert or anything, but normally there's a thing that says the name of the person right next to it. >> oh, i'm steve allen and i like facts. fair enough. okay , like facts. fair enough. okay, there's news in the times of a possible collaboration with louis schaefer. >> i. i, as kim jong un shuns traditional calendar to bolster personality cult. and that's because obviously with dictators, their new year started on the birth of kim il sung, because technically he's still in charge of the country even though he's dead, because i believe that north korea is the
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only necrocracy like. and that's the term. that's what they are. they're a necrocracy. and basically their new year started on kim il sung's birthday, but now they're starting to go to the regular calendar, probably because their windows programs don't work because the calendars are all set wrong. i know, to be fair, but i'm obsessed with nonh fair, but i'm obsessed with north korea as a nation. i think it's mental. the fact that there's only 20 approved haircuts, but you're only allowed to get the one. the dear leader has. only if it doesn't look nicer than his and all that hyper authoritarian places like that i'm obsessed with. have you heard about the pooh balloons? yes, yes, yes. >> they're amazing as regular story actually. it comes up. >> one of them started a fire. they actually managed to start a fire. see how they've got things inside the balloons that basically heat them up and pop them. this thing landed on a roof and started a fire. did you get the thing in the balloon? i don't, it's basically trash bags full of like, nappies, like used nappies that they're floating oven nappies that they're floating over. south korea that's got like, not enough food. >> throwing away poo does seem
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like a bit of a this is what you suggested. no one's got any food going in. i don't know where they're getting it coming out. >> fair enough. okay. finally, steve, we close with the daily star. tell us why america's gone nuts . nuts. >> yeah. how a dead squirrel became unlikely. donald trump mascot and us election martyr. what a great word for it. so this is the story of peanut the squirrel. there's some influencers out of squirrel. look, i don't like influencers. don't get me wrong. and i love squirrels. but they had this squirrels. but they had this squirrel and there was a raccoon as well involved. but it's all about the squirrel. they said his name was fred. oh, yeah. the raccoon departed. and you're not meant to have squirrels, as it turns out. and some neighbour complained about the squirrel noise. >> and so she she's deleted all of her social media, by the way, she's she's in hiding now. >> lily allen when she returned a rescue dog and she did that sort of properly this person, i mean. yeah batley grammar they're never going to be able to leave the house. it's pretty serious. yeah. >> it was like she was a complete karen. and i don't like the fact that the state should
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decide whether or not you can own an animal. and it's like if it was a tiger or something, okay, but it was a squirrel. yeah. why did they send six agents around to the house? to how they kept them in custody and were questioning them, and then basically the squirrel, the novel, the owners, not the squirrel, but like, apparently the squirrel like bit an agent based. right. but and then they put the squirrel down and this is the thing that i pointed out as well. what happened the last time trump won the election? i'll go to the papers. >> i'm so sorry. they shot harambe . show is nearly over. harambe. show is nearly over. let's take a quick look at thursday's front pages. the daily mail has a comeback to trump all comebacks. the guardian has american dread . the guardian has american dread. the daily telegraph has trump's clean sweep and the times has. trump promises golden age after harris sweeping after harris sweeping harris aside, i has landslide and the daily star has well, this is awkward. that's it for tonight's show. thank you to my guests steve and alan and count dankula. josh howie will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. he's joined by carrie marks and leo kearse. and if you're watching
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age of america. that's what we have to hofficially concede trump to officially concede defeat after a hard fought and often bitter election campaign , often bitter election campaign, donald trump this morning declared himself america's 47th president. his win came when he surpassed 270 electoral college votes by securing the state of wisconsin, while his democratic rival, who's been silent all day , rival, who's been silent all day, will deliver a speech conceding defeat in front of her followers in two hours time. sir keir starmer and kemi badenoch have faced each other for the first time at prime minister's questions on the issue of farmers inheritance tax. sir keir said his government was listening to the concerns of those in the agricultural community. but the new tory leader accused the prime minister of giving the people nothing more than stock answers . nothing more than stock answers. >> scripted lines are showing that he has not even listened to
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