on headliners. >> i'm cressida witton and tonight's comedians are leo kearse and bruce devlin . kearse and bruce devlin. >> this is headliners . >> this is headliners. every one of saturday's newspapers as it drops in just a moment. but don't miss a second. just before we do that, we're going to go to tomorrow's news. here's tonight's headlines with sophia hill . hill. >> very good evening. it's just gone 11:00. i'm sarah hill in the gb newsroom. your top story this evening. the metropolitan police has referred itself to the police watchdog over complaints from two women about the handling of investigations into allegations made against mohamed al fayed. these complaints were initially made in 2008 and 2013, and the met have now raised concerns about the quality of police response.

commander stephen clayman, from the met's specialist crime team, said they're actively reviewing 21 allegations reported to the police. this is to determine if additional investigative steps are available or if there were things that they could have done better. president biden has said that the anti—semitic attacks on israeli football fans in amsterdam are despicable, and echoed dark moments in history. this follows an independent investigation launched by dutch authorities into an incident where israeli football fans were attacked when leaving their europa league match between ajax and maccabi tel aviv. the public prosecutor said 62 arrests have been made and the dutch prime minister has condemned the anti—semitic attacks. before the match, there was trouble between maccabi fans and pro—palestinian protesters, with maccabi supporters reportedly attacking a taxi and setting fire to a palestinian flag . now back in palestinian flag. now back in the uk. nigel farage says the sky is the limit on his ambitions for reform uk. the party leader spoke to the reform welsh conference this afternoon and called on supporters to join

his people's army and to help the party organise and mobilise the party organise and mobilise the uk. farage also said the uk must roll out the red carpet for trump, and that he will help to mend the fences between the labour government and the incoming trump administration. speaking on the state of the uk , speaking on the state of the uk, farage had this to say we are in societal decline where crimes like shoplifting are now almost ignored, where class a drug use is completely out of control. >> and yet the instincts of a labour government are to ban us having a cigarette in a pub garden , while the prince of garden, while the prince of wales says he's looking forward to playing a role at the cop, 30 un climate change conference in brazil next year. >> prince william has just ended his trip to south africa , his trip to south africa, staging his earthshot prize environmental awards. now sparking speculation he could choose the brazilian city of belem next. the prince has spoken about wanting to take the

awards to every corner of the earth to help find solutions to repair the planet. prince william has already staged the green oscars in london, boston and singapore and on wednesday attended the ceremony hosted in cape town. and to end nearly 2000 fake paddington bear items worth more than £15,000 have been seized in a crackdown on counterfeit merchandise. nearly 2000 fake items have been confiscated from shops across notting hill, where scenes from the paddington bear film franchise were filmed. a trading stand is raised in portobello road, recovered 1500 fakes, including tote bags that were being sold for £10 each. those are the latest gb news headlines for now. now it's time for headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gb news. >> dot com. forward slash alerts .

>> dot com. forward slash alerts. >> dot com. forward slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners. this is your first look at tomorrow's top stories with three comedians. i'm joined tonight by bruce devlin and leo kearse. leo this is headliners third birthday. >> i know that was a young man when this started. >> so is simon evans. we've got a clip to prove it. >> oh really. >> oh really. >> good evening great britain. it's wonderful to be here hosting the very first edition of headliners myself and two of my fellow comedians taking not a sideways look, but a full on glare at tomorrow's headlines , glare at tomorrow's headlines, thoughts .7 thoughts? >> genuinely. three. today. thrice. thrice is nice. this is the third. how long have you been here? >> i got here on the 10th of december, 2022. >> that's etched into my brain. >> that's etched into my brain. >> oh, yeah. you don't seem too happy about that. i'm delighted. >> i'm thrilled we're still here. i think this is great. yeah. >> i mean, yeah, it's good. >> i mean, yeah, it's good. >> we've come a long way . we >> we've come a long way. we used to be at that desk. now

we're here. >> i haven't been fired yet. >> i haven't been fired yet. >> it's astonishing. yeah. anyway, let's have a quick look to see what bruce and leo have got to work with from saturday's front pages. the mirror leads with. i did not abandon liam. the times has. the times has iran plot to kill trump. telegraph leads with labour, paves way for the four day week. the daily mail has britain's first death jab. the express has armistice day plot to swarm uk cities exposed. and finally, the daily star tango terror. those were your front pages. okay, let's have a closer look at them. can we start with the times, please? >> so the times leads with iran plot to kill trump. when i first saw this, i thought. i thought it was a typo they'd missed out of space and it was actually iran plot to kill trump. and it was a confession by hillary clinton that the assassination attempts behind trying to take trump . she was behind them. but trump. she was behind them. but no other ones, maybe. but not the trump ones. this is a man unked the trump ones. this is a man linked to the revolutionary guard . the iranian revolutionary guard. the iranian revolutionary guard. the iranian revolutionary guard is among three charged

over an alleged assassination plan , including an afghan plan, including an afghan citizen. i don't know what he'd have against america, and i'm not sure who else is looking at this, but this is a bad time. this is a bad time to be revealed as somebody who tried to kill trump, because trump is going to be president and he's notoriously belligerent and he bears grudges. and if you try and kill him, he's probably going to come back and try and kill you. if you come for the king, if you come for the king, you better not, miss. is the lesson here that iranians are very good, very good. >> but they didn't think he was going to be the king, did they? >> they thought that she'd be the queen. and i don't know how that would make it. that much better, though. i mean, it's still you're still going to be in quite a lot of trouble if you try and assassinate trump. >> and i don't see why they were trying to assassinate trump, really, to be honest. i mean, he wasn't really involved in the war with israel. i mean, he's supportive of israel, but it was obviously the biden administration that was that was supporting israel. >> yeah, but it's a hell of a trophy, isn't it? it's like, you know, if you get a big moose's head on the wall, imagine if

you've killed a deer. well, yeah, it's a it's a big deal, isn't it? >> but no one has killed him. they've only grazed an earlobe, as far as i'm aware. and it was funny. you mentioned hillary clinton because i was scrolling on the instagram and i'd seen her. i'm sure it was. i am saying how she was going to get rid of p diddy. oh, yeah. and she didn't know if it was going to be a piece of chicken or something else. it was all it was all quite amusing because a lot of people do think that she had to do allegedly with jeffrey epstein's disappearance. >> oh, yeah. yeah , absolutely. >> oh, yeah. yeah, absolutely. and it was interesting that all the celebrities who'd been photographed with p diddy all came out and backed kamala. and you've got to wonder what sort of files they've got in the white house to use as blackmail, to use as leverage. i just really hope trump is going to release those files. >> do you think he will, though , >> do you think he will, though, because he said he was having a big, big pharma investigation to do with trans health and all that kind of stuff? i think he's going to have one to do with covid. so do you think he'll have one to do with j. lo and p diddly doo? doo doo doo doo. >> yeah. i think he's going to

release the p p diddy files or the pdf files for sure. >> nice. >> nice. >> the lubed up files. >> the lubed up files. >> right. >> right. >> that's enough of that. let's move on. bruce, can we have a look at the daily mail, please? >> yes, we can. and i can't help but feel i've been victimised again by this. this is to do 1524 00:08:13,512 -