neo— nazi neo—nazi , sympathising racist, neo—nazi, sympathising sociopath. not very diplomatic language, david. i wouldn't trust labour to run to the shops to buy me a banana, never mind run the country . and speaking of run the country. and speaking of government waste, the hsz project is spending £100 million on one little mesh tunnel to protect a bat colony from trains. how can the government be squeezing for us taxes and spending money like a drunk p diddy in the boots baby oil section? it's bat crazy. and have you seen gary barlow's massive sun? gary must have put him in a grow bag. massive sun? gary must have put him in a grow bag . here he massive sun? gary must have put him in a grow bag. here he is towering over his dad. you might be wondering how he got so tall when his parents are hobbits. well, we've got the science behind it and no, it's not a tea party with the harlem globetrotters. plus, we've got how the amish are trump's secret weapon, how anti—semitic pogroms have returned to britain, keir starmer making more enemies than just stop oils pals plan to disrupt remembrance services tomorrow. this is your saturday night showdown .

and discussing all tonight's topics with me are my brilliant panel topics with me are my brilliant panel. joining me tonight are comedian and producer ben adams and the broadcaster lawyer , and the broadcaster lawyer, futurist and children's entertainer andrew eborn. look at him. they're bringing a bit of vegas. he's available for christmas parties, bar mitzvahs, ramadan. he'll he'll do anything for money. but first, let's get your latest news headlines from sophia wenzler. >> good evening. it's just gone 8:00. these are your headlines from the gb newsroom. princess catherine has made a royal return as she joined the prince of wales and the king at the royal british legion festival of remembrance this evening. it

comes as the queen is missing remembrance events this weekend to ensure she makes a full recovery from a chest infection. william and kate were both wearing poppies. they were seen in conversation after taking their seats next to each other at the royal albert hall, buckingham palace has said. the princess of wales would also attend the remembrance sunday service at the cenotaph . nigel service at the cenotaph. nigel farage said the uk needs to roll out the red carpet for trump and that america is our most important relationship in terms of trade. farage also said he would help mend fences between sir keir starmer's government and the incoming trump administration, following tensions over previous comments. >> this is a pro—british american president that gives us potentially huge opportunities if we can overcome the difficulties that the whole of the cabinet have been rude about him. i might be useful as an interlocutor , unofficially interlocutor, unofficially behind the scenes, to try and help mend some of those fences. if the government chooses to use

me, i would do that not because i support the labour government, but because i believe in something called the national interest . interest. >> meanwhile, joe biden has ianed >> meanwhile, joe biden has invited donald trump to meet him invited donald trump to meet him in the white house next week. the sitting president and the president elect will meet in the oval office on wednesday. the post—election invitation is a tradition held between the outgoing and incoming presidents to the middle east. now where qatar has threatened to stop mediating a gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal until hamas and israel show a sincere willingness to return to the negotiating table, officials have told hamas that it will no longer host its political office unless the terrorist group and israel engage in constructive and meaningful talks . the gulf and meaningful talks. the gulf country has served as a mediator between the two sides since the conflict began last october, after hamas attacks on israel back in the uk , 17 people have back in the uk, 17 people have been taken to hospital after a crash involving two double

decker buses in manchester. the accident happened this morning near the junction of rochdale road and livesey street, on the edge of the city centre. nine ambulances, an air ambulance , ambulances, an air ambulance, two response vehicles and an advanced paramedic were sent to the scene and sir mark cavendish has announced his retirement, saying sunday's singapore criterium will be his final race of his professional cycling career. the tour de france record breaker received his knighthood last month and finished this season with a record breaking 35th career tour stage win , in what he said would stage win, in what he said would likely be his last race. those are the latest gb news headlines. more in an hour for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gb news .com forward slash alerts .

forward slash alerts. >> welcome to the saturday night showdown now! trump won the election. bigly. you might have heard the liberals crying over it. i haven't watched a man beat a woman that brutally since the olympics. there's imani khalife with some questions over his or her birth sex going on right now. lefties around the world were left in tears as they discovered that gender ideology, mass immigration and communism aren't as popular as their diversity coordinator told them they were. honestly, if your fetish is ugly people crying, you must have had a great week. but what's it going to mean for britain? labour are doing everything they can to alienate and antagonise trump, but trump clearly loves britain. have a listen to this. >> this is with queen elizabeth right here, who was fantastic, by the way, these images. i mean, who has images like this. and these were relationships too. look, he is now the king. here's charles with the guard and this is the queen. queen

elizabeth. it's a piece of history at the highest level . history at the highest level. look, it's charles. it's so beautiful. and they'll see the most beautiful places in the world. there are no places like this with the for love britain that trump clearly has. >> we could obviously get amazing post—brexit trade deals with america, which we desperately need right now to bnng desperately need right now to bring down the cost of food for british people and increase britain's export market to bring some money into this country. nigel farage offered to build bndges nigel farage offered to build bridges by acting as an envoy to trump, who has forged a bond with. unfortunately, keir starmer's labour party have snubbed the offer. maybe keir starmerjust doesn't like the starmer just doesn't like the fact that trump described farage as the big winner of the last election in the uk. the labour party hate trump almost as much as they hate capitalism. they'll happily cut their nose to off spite their face. our foreign secretary, david lammy , who secretary, david lammy, who should be reading leading the diplomacy with america, has described trump as a tyrant, as

a racist kkk sympathy sympathiser and as a woman hating, neo—nazi, sympathising sociopath. lovely stuff david. angela rayner described trump as a buffoon, which seems quite nice in comparison. many people in the trump administration are appalled that the british government locks up its own citizens for things such as sharing memes or criticising the government with hurty words on placards. donald trump, whose mother was scottish, doesn't like to see british people treated like this. what's hilarious is that david lammy congratulated trump on his victory, and said that he looked forward to working with him. so either david lammy was lying when he called trump a nazi, or david lammy is a nazi collaborator and kkk sympathiser himself. either way, david lammy is a threat to this country and should resign. now i'm joined tonight by ben adams and andrew eborn. i've got to point out that, you know, david lammy, he might have said that stuff when he was younger. he was young, he was stupid. but i'm sure he's

grown as a person now. his foreign secretary, he's, you know, he's been so dignified and he's trying to build bridges and he's trying to build bridges and he says , let's just move on, is he says, let's just move on, is what he said in his latest interview. >> but don't forget to say when you easy to say, you've got to do that. i love the fact that he's now sympathising with a nazi sympathiser. fantastic stuff. and don't forget jd vance, who is now going to be vice president, the youngest ever since nixon turned around and sort of said that similar sort of thing. he compared trump to adolf hitler in 2016, and he also called him an idiot. and so on and so forth. what jd vance did, it sounds like a cheap department store, doesn't it? jd vance what? he turned around and did. he said it was actually the media who misrepresented him when trump was president. i totally re—evaluated the guy. and that's what david lammy should do. i loved, however, pmqs where kemi badenoch the new thing sort of asked starmer, is he going to apologise or has lammy apologised? and they waffled and said all that. we had dinner with him, we had a mcdonald's, you know, why does he, why doesn't he just apologise? just say sorry. >> keir starmer said you know, i had had a dinner >> keir star