headliners. >> we've got monday's newspapers coming up in just a moment, but don't miss a second before tomorrow's news, though. >> here is tonight's headlines with sophia wenzler. >> good evening. these are your headunes >> good evening. these are your headlines at 11:00 to the us , headlines at 11:00 to the us, where it's understood donald trump has held a phone conversation with russian president vladimir putin to discuss the war in ukraine. us media is reporting that trump warned putin not to escalate the conflict. it comes as joe biden is reportedly set to make a personal plea to donald trump about the importance of funding ukraine. it's understood the outgoing president will urge trump not to walk away from ukraine when the pair meet in

the oval office on wednesday. elsewhere , israel's prime elsewhere, israel's prime minister says he and donald trump see eye to eye on iran. benjamin netanyahu said he has spoken to the us president elect three times since the election and back in the uk. sir keir starmer will mark armistice day at a ceremony in paris tomorrow as number 10 announced. more than £10 million to mark v and v-j than £10 million to mark v and v—j day in the uk next year. the prime minister will travel to the french capital tomorrow on the french capital tomorrow on the invitation of president emmanuel macron. it comes after the king led a two minute silence to mark remembrance sunday and honour fallen soldiers at 11:00 this morning. mr . mr. big ben chimed 11 times and the

last post was played before king charles, dressed in his royal navy uniform of the admiral of the fleet, laid a wreath at the cenotaph. he was joined by members of the royal family, including the prince and princess of wales, the prime minister, sir keir starmer and the leader of the opposition, kemi badenoch . both laid kemi badenoch. both laid wreaths. they were also joined by former prime ministers. today is also the first time since the start of the year that the princess of wales, who is recovering from cancer, is carrying out two consecutive days of public official engagements. 10,000 veterans have marched past the cenotaph as part of the royal british legion's parade . a man has died legion's parade. a man has died and two are in hospital after three people were stabbed at a london market. police were called this morning to reports of a number of people stabbed in woolworths. three people were found with injuries and one man died at the scene. enquiries are underway to confirm his identity and inform his family. a man in

his 60s was arrested at the scene and taken into police custody. the incident is not being treated as terrorism and the israeli government has told its citizens not to attend cultural or sports events abroad over the next week, following violence in amsterdam. it comes after israeli football fans were attacked in the dutch capital on thursday, following a match following the violence. a three day public protest ban was put in place, but today dozens of pro—palestinian demonstrators were detained by police after ignonng were detained by police after ignoring the ban. hundreds of demonstrators. demonstrators gathered in the capital's dam square, chanting demands for an end to violence in gaza and free palestine . those are the latest palestine. those are the latest gb news headlines. now it's time for headliners . for headliners. >> for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gb news .com forward slash alerts .

.com forward slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headline is your first look at tomorrow's top stories. >> let's have a quick peek at what jonathan and lewis have got to work with on monday's front pages. the daily mail, labour. when will labour give forces funds they need? the daily telegraph starmer plots to thwart trump on ukraine. the times pm heads to paris to talk to trump and tariffs the i smash the gangs won't work. and finally, the star trump new henry the eighth. so jonathan, lots of juicy stuff there. >> let's start with the telegraph. >> yes , indeed. it's good to see >> yes, indeed. it's good to see you, josh. >> it's good to be back. so let's crack on with the main story. >> i'd say. let's just get straight into it. so starmer plots to thwart trump on ukraine. so the pm and eu , the ukraine. so the pm and eu, the main story that's not the main story is that you could see it's our princess of wales looking

resplendent and she's got three poppies. she's up in it on the poppy poppies. she's up in it on the poppy race there. that's too many poppies. >> can you let him make his own decision? of what he's. what's the most important? >> i thought you can say the main story was sleek, chic. the slinkiest dresses for party season and something. i'm looking forward to seeing you at the gb news bash. fine. sorry. you're right. let's go to the third most important story. do we have to wear dresses at burger king for our party? that's fine. well, something to look forward to. so the main story. starmer plots to thwart trump on ukraine. so the pm and eu leaders are to hold talks on boosting weaponry. that's going to be given to the ukraine before trump takes office early next year. so it looks like, pre—emptively, keir starmer is looking to thwart trump's plans, whatever they may be. so they're really making a an almost like a hail mary last minute push to try and arm ukraine as much as possible before trump comes in, and possibly reduces , i don't and possibly reduces, i don't know, financial help and weaponry donations and stuff like that. so it's a very tumultuous time to be a european, and i'm not really

sure how it's going to go. but, you know, it's sort of exciting. maybe peace will come. that's what we all want, right? we all want resolution. what do you think, louis? >> i mean, do you think this is kind of going to force trump's hand a little bit if they forcing trump in that, you know, these storm shadow missiles that they've basically been requesting for a long time now to be able to have permission, long—range missiles to shoot into russia to get to those arms depots. >> if they do give permission, then it's going to it will make a difference. what about stormy daniels? >> i think i think the answer is, has been made. donald trump has been against this kind of thing spending, spending american money on a european war for like 40, 45 years. i remember when i was at school in america and donald trump was talking against this. so this is sukh starmer has no power over this. i think the british would be just lucky if donald trump didn't leave the didn't leave nato to begin with. >> i would argue that starmer does have some influence over certainly in what's going on in ukraine. >> and certainly with biden's

administration. and you're right, in terms of what's he going to say to trump if they have any? still got a couple you know, he's got a couple of months until he comes in. >> he doesn't. biden is a warmonger. the same thing with these. >> well that's not the globalists. the question is do you think they'll get the permission to send the message? do you think it's the industrial military complex versus putting the putting one's country first? do you think that's the debate we're having? that's the debate. >> it's team. it's team maga, team usa. do you think that jonathan shouldn't be asking you questions? >> and that's my job i think. well, josh, i think i've been given a jacket. they made me wear a jacket, a button fell off. lewis hit me. all right. it's mark dolan's jacket. i found a wrap in it. i don't know what's going on. let's talk about this. pubs and restaurants story. jonathan. oh, yeah? so the national insurance debacle. so pubs and restaurants told to suckit so pubs and restaurants told to suck it up over ni increases, which stands for national insurance. i just googled so britain's biggest pub chains and hotels and restaurants have been told to suck it up, despite warning they'll be forced to shut down because of the extra contributions they will need to

make. ni. thanks to our good friend rachel reeves. so the hospitality industry is really taking a hit. i feel like i'm doing a character with this jacket on, but it does seem to be a very tumultuous time, which is the word of the day. you look somewhat presentable. yeah, i feel like a sell—out much, much better, i don't know. >> look, josh has killed himself to look good. he's shaved his head. >> he does. can i congratulate you on that? everybody's stepping up their game. really? it was lewis who started the arms race here. really? yeah, well, you got to. well, i'm opting out of the arms race. i'm. i'm doing a trump, but basically what i have to bring, i don't, you know, you don't have much of a talent . have much of a talent. >> you just might as well look good. that's fair enough. >> that's what we that's what we are really when it comes to them saying they'll, you know, suck it up. what they what they will do is just go, well, we've got to close. yeah. they will suck up all the business and stop selling us delicious scotch, eggs and pints. >> we can't drink alcohol and then we're going to revolt. >> this is what happens when you have too much government meddling. >> well, it's too much taxes. i mean, but that's what the. that's what the left is all about. >> throw the tea. >> throw the tea.

>> taking the people's money so they become. they become orphans of the state. >> but the good news is they did spend 100 million on a bat shed thatis spend 100 million on a bat shed that is home to no bats last week. yeah, crazy. very depressing news. also in the daily telegraph here about le creuset. the le creuset, le creuset. the le creuset, le creuset. sorry. yeah. for god's sake, josh, sorry, i'm not as posh as you, but it turns out that they had a big sale this weekend, and there were massive queues, and i just. i'm gutted queues, and ijust. i'm gutted to hear about it. it would have been good. i didn't get £200 cast iron pan. yeah. let's go to the times now. >> louis, i use a i use an iron frying pan that i don't wash. >> you don't cook meat anyway, do you? >> no, i don't cook it, but i cook. i should never have mentioned it. i should have mentioned it. i should have mentioned that i cook the eggs to get rid of the whites. >> you want the plastic non—stick, right? it's good for, you know, very bad. not sure. >> anyway, so this is in the times, which is i think it's £2.80 if you just go buy a thing. but you could or you could pay £2 to for a subscription in the times and pm heads heads for heads for paris or heads to paris, we would say in america heads to paris. but here it's for i don't know which is which

is the right way to say i'm going to go with what the times say. but how can you believe them? it's the times this is fake news. he's he's on his way to grammar. he's on his way to paris to talk trump's and tariffs. because. because trump is saying we're not going to take supporting europe and europe should be nice to america. we should be nice to america. we should be nice to america . america. >> yeah. i mean, america first. but charging this 20% that they're talking about, that's going to put up prices back home now for us just it's donald trump. it'sjust now for us just it's donald trump. it's just to scare people . trump. it's just to scare people. what it means is with something like whisky, when this happened in his last presidency, they lost £600 million from in scotland. so from this tax on whisky or from business. yeah . whisky or from business. yeah. yeah from, from loss of business. right, right. okay . business. right, right. okay. but so it's a problem here and we don't really have any way to retaliate do we. yes we do. really. what what do what. >> well we don't have to sell them stuff. >> we don't have any stuff to sell. louis. yes, exactly . all sell. louis. yes, exactly. all we have is whisky. >> so maybe maybe we should get rid of this storm administration

and start making stuff again. and that's what needs to be done. >> we can make tea and cars and, well , look, if we've got kemi well, look, if we've got kemi negotiating a new deal with trump when they already had before they had it all set up in the previous conservative. obviously biden came in and immediately kiboshed it. yeah. and we have a special relationship. josh it'll be fine. it would be. do you think it's realistic ? yes. it's going it's realistic? yes. it's going to happen. trump loves us. what about you, louis? you think you think you're going to get a free trade deal. >> no i think yeah we could. but i think what it's going to be is it's not going to be the way you have to remember america. we've sucked up the world's stuff for, you know, however many years, 50 years, you know, 60. i don't know how long we've been sucking up their stuff. i don't know how long we've been trump. donald trump says we're fed up with it. so you could say, well, what do we have to sell ? what do you we have to sell? what do you have to sell? let's make a deal. okay. >> let's see. right. we just basically we need to suck up more to america. yeah. >> or suck up a little bit to america. >> we'll get to that story. actually, there is also an important story here. stay away from sports events in britain. israel warns its citizens.

>> yeah, because of what happenedin >> yeah, because of what happened in in in amsterdam and here. you know, it's not that easy to be to be one of the chosen people . you get chosen chosen people. you get chosen for being beaten up or killed or even worse , they tried to blame even worse, they tried to blame it on sports, whatever . it on sports, whatever. >> this is a preplanned, premeditated attack. >> it's bad. they hate us and we hate them. but we're not out to kill them. >> but i don't think we hate them personally. i mean, islamists i hate, but yeah, you know, i didn't say that we hate them. >> well, no , but they were. >> well, no, but they were. >> well, no, but they were. >> your eyes did. it was really, really in the eyes. >> whatever it is, they're mad at us because of gaza. because even before gaza, i think there was a war fought even before there was a thing, before there was an israel, before there was an israel. and it's in the whatever the different books. so, so they're saying, it's saying that israelis should stay away from sports events. >> but if my pe class was anything to go by, you should just stay away from sports. it's not for us. yeah, not for us. i mean, there are serious implications beyond sports and beyond israelis travelling, the attacking of jewish events. we saw the jewish, a jewish cultural centre in the uk. yeah . cultural centre in the uk. yeah. protested just weeks ago, a

jewish women, jewish women, had screamed at and crying as they went in. we've got the jewish coming up this week and that's just a film festival. well, it's a film festival, but in a serious note, the person who plans the film festival has did an article this week, basically where lots of cinemas are just refusing. they used to show this film festival at are basically not getting back to him or saying they're booked or coming up with these excuses because they're frankly scared of having jews there. and then you get a jew free zone. apart from headliners, which is particularly jewish, this too many, too many, too many. well, you can't have too many, right? let's go on to the daily mail, jonathan. the daily mail, let's just look at this top headline real quick. sex, fashion, weight loss jabs. we have actually all started taking ozempic. we're not we're sort of doing this off camera , but we've all started camera, but we've all started taking ozempic and we want to see who can lose three stone. first, i'm trying to get in the 50kg club. >> who is who is the wee white boy? who is that? >> the wee white boy? yeah. >> the wee white boy? yeah. >> who is wee patrick christys i died. did you just call him

white boy? >> whatever it is, boy. >> whatever it is, boy. >> now white boy. isn't that what ? call me a. what? call me a. >> all right, let's go on to the story in the movie with the indian guy goes, what are you talking about, white? >> remember that says, you know you're in trouble. >> am i allowed to interrupt you right now? yeah. great. so what's the story, white boy? yeah. white boy. thank you. the story is, when will labour give forces funds? they need fury of form. i'm just going to interrupt you there, please. i would appreciate if you act out the headline properly. okay. it says very clearly there. when will will labour give ? okay. will will labour give? okay. when will labour give forces funds. they need fury of former top brass as reeves deputy says vital boost may not even come within five years. so these are, as we all know, quite turbulent times. the i would say tensions are rising across europe and we want to make sure that our armed forces are funded properly, especially when we're giving £50 million to batus or whatever it is, just to keep them. 100 million, 100 million. yeah, well, this also , lewis ties into well, this also, lewis ties into the 2.5% of spending that is required for nato members. now that trump's come back , is it

that trump's come back, is it likely that this the funding is going to go up? >> everything is on the table. and i think donald trump, if donald trump lives, i think he could die from he's like, oh, no, you got to take that into account. and but i think but i think the, the a lot of american people, including myself, are saying, are you canadian? yeah. they should everyone should participate by putting in the money they're putting in. so what happens if america says, you know, we're not we're not we're not part of nato anymore? you're on your own. >> that's very quickly got two more papers, am i right, josh? yes, of course you are. so be right about the next one that i news. let's do that one in a minute. >> i knew smash the gangs won't work. that's the plan of the of the keir starmer verdict from home office officials on labour small boats plan and this is in the eye, which i don't know if you know it. there's a lot of news in the eye. it's quite good. it's like it's, you know, it should have a longer name. >> why don't we talk about this news? >> does it matter? >> does it matter? >> yes, it does matter. >> yes, it does matter. >> i think that people. >> i think that people. >> yes, of course they do.

that's the whole point. they are here to hear about. okay. not not to go. not to go on a tangent. there's a little box up here that says foods to eat healthy for weight loss. do you know anything really obsessed with this stupid diet? do you know? do you know anything about that? yes. this is a big story. the interesting things here, number one is it does highlight how this is a key part of the government agenda. at least they're saying they want to cut down on it. but the fact that the home office has basically come out and said it's not going to work, which is what a lot of people did say and say, well, we need some sort of deterrent. this is slightly early on, but this is like a scene from yes, minister, where the where the ministers have like a control over the government, which is out of their remit. >> they shouldn't be telling the prime minister whether you like the guy or not, the blob, he can't, he can't do his thing. but he is right because they're talking about like they're talking about like they're talking about like they're talking about these boats like they got the boats smugglers that. no. am i right that no one would come on those boats if they could stop it? >> if they wanted to. >> if they wanted to. >> and the truth is, is that it's a good deal to come, you know? >> okay. you know, mexico, they like, got all those gangs, like the really violent militia gangs.

and they're all in prison now. they just got a little army together. they could easily stop it. okay, great. so just import lots of mexicans, right? very quickly, before we move on, let's go to the daily star. do this one in 30s. please trump. new henry eighth. so star lewis hints orange man baby like cruel king. so they're saying damian lewis damian lewis. they're saying trump is very impulsive and he could be authoritarian. and they're saying he's basically going to be the new henry the eighth wiser alive though for now. yeah. do you reckon he's bedded more than six women? lewis? isn't this just another actor just being incredibly annoying and stupid? and we need to stop listening to them at all. >> well, it's that's why there's a headline. you know, they don't call me up and ask what i think about it. but the truth is, is that donald trump is one of the greatest politicians of our era. maybe even the greatest. he's the most popular, not popular. he's the most well—known man in the world. so, yeah , henry the world. so, yeah, henry eighth was a king, right? >> still to come, the results are finally in. who has won the us election and who might get a second state i'll give you clue. it's the same person this is headliners

welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie. and joining me trying to make up a minyan is jonathan kogan and lewis schaffer. very apt link there for a little tweet that you got in the show. >> lewis octagon 1975 says. >> lewis octagon 1975 says. >> it says, what are we gb views gb news gb views the jewish jew special tonight . wonderful. special tonight. wonderful. jonathan. we can warm ourselves up with monday's guardian, and if we get too hot, we can always cool ourselves in their tears. no, the botox has rendered their tear ducts barren. there's no crying at the guardian. trump wins arizona to clinch sweep of seven battleground states. i thought he already won . yes, but thought he already won. yes, but it takes how long? a week. how long has it been now? yeah, it's been about a week. yeah. well i mean the results have just come in for some for reasons i don't understand. maybe joe biden was doing the counting or something. the reasons i don't understand. we've just got the arizona election results in. and would you believe it donald trump has won well in arizona, in arizona.

>> but overall . but the governor >> but overall. but the governor interrupted him. i did, didn't i? yeah, i've learned from you. we've got to fight for every word around you. lewis, you have something to say about the governor. is that or a senator? one of the senators, the governor kari lake, did not win. and so it was a democratic senator or governor. but the thing is, is that last time they had the elections, it took like a long time for the results to come in. and every state in america said, we're going to do something about it. and 49 did. well, maybe 48 did well, but california and arizona have done badly with this. >> it's very definitive now. it's what is it, 306 to 2, three, two. no, it's even more than that isn't it. 312 312. yeah. oh, sorry. yes. 312 to 2 two six. plus they've won the popular vote. are the republicans going to be contesting this election do you think contesting. yes. do you think contesting. yes. do you think they're going to be taking them to court and saying that these results. >> you mean the democrats and the republicans ? oh, you're the republicans? oh, you're blaming the republicans, not blaming the republicans, not blaming anybody? i'm just saying, well, you know what? basically they won by such a large amount

relatively that that they don't need to. this is it. that's why you should win by a big amount. but in the last election, there were like 10 or 15 million extra voters that have somehow disappeared. >> they got raptured. >> they got raptured. >> and this was one of the biggest elections in the history. this this one here has gotten everyone's attention. so that doesn't mean there wasn't cheating going on. there was cheating. there was suppression. there was all those. >> he voted 17 times. yeah, all from abroad. there are protests. that's what i was going to say. that's what i was going to say. that's that's worrying because, like, you don't have to like the man. you don't have to vote for him. you could be sad that he won. but what are you protesting? because if he was democratically elected, you're literally protesting the foundational values of your country. >> well, that's what the democrats. quote unquote , democrats. quote unquote, democrats. quote unquote, democrats democratic party are doing is they're saying there's something wrong here. >> meanwhile, they just like a protest they protested in 2000, 2016. >> they cheated in 2000. in 1960, the candidate this is what what am i making this a long memory? >> well, in fact, there's that

very much links to the next story. yeah, because daily mail next. louis. well, is this where we're going to have you protesting now, what? >> kemi badenoch. >> kemi badenoch. >> no, no. >> no, no. >> donald trump 7.507.5. >> donald trump 7.507.5. >> was i given you seeing how the sausage is made? >> yeah. donald trump could be offered a second state visit to the uk because of a change in the uk because of a change in the monarchy in the guardian. and it's like it's not a big dealif and it's like it's not a big deal if donald trump wants to come, you let the guy come. he's the president of the united states. >> they're not saying, but there's a difference between him wanting to come and be invited, which is exceptionally rare. if even which is exceptionally rare. if ever, if ever you know what it is, england has to wake up and realise they're not. >> actually, i'm being negative now because you made me negative, josh, because i hate, i hate you. is that the people can tell that i do like you off stage. fantastic. but here you're just nothing but hell to me . the truth is, is that big me. the truth is, is that big deal ? you'd want the. you'd want deal? you'd want the. you'd want the guy to come. so he meets the king. big deal. so he doesn't meet the king. big deal. he's donald trump. you let him come. it's very important that he not

get angry because he's got a million nuclear weapons and 11 aircraft carriers. >> so the excuse for this is that we have a different monarch now . there's also different now. there's also different governments. it was theresa may when he was last here. how many have we been through since? well, yeah. prime ministers. yeah about ten. so yeah. do you think that he should be i mean this is a good opportunity for us to suck up. that's what we have.is us to suck up. that's what we have. is it. that's our main selling point. we don't want tariffs. the king, you know, have him come over, tell you some stories. do you think he should be invited to address parliament, which he wasn't last time? yeah, i think that could be funny. i think he gets some zingers in there if he needs a joke writer. i can't imagine him in parliament. it'sjust he's. in parliament. it's just he's. it's the two. don't sort of fit in. yeah. one's very kind of proper english. >> imagine him in parliament. but you can imagine like half of the parliament, at least are just going to make complete idiots of themselves the same way. yeah, yeah yeah yeah. pelosi ripped off, ripped his speech up. it did one of the earliest speeches that he had to give in front of the watch recall. so yeah, let's let the guy 9°- >> all right. louis, according

to the left, this telegraph story means it's now okay to hunt down and identify and run over random catholics in glasgow . over random catholics in glasgow. >> yeah, well, this has to do with football. the celtics, or they call the celtics in this country. celtics . celtics, country. celtics. celtics, celtics in america. celtics. we got celtics. but that's that's i think that's a basketball team. and boston celtics fans sing pro—ira songs as remembrance sunday tribute scrapped after nine seconds is there in scotland there in glasgow and half the population hate and they hate. they hate the royal family . the other people hate family. the other people hate the royals. there's a lot of hatred in scotland for the british. >> this is arguably a minority part of the team. this isn't the whole of which minority? well, no, it's just some celtic fans. yes. yeah, not the whole you can't tar the well you can, you can. >> but we've got to get everybody on board. this is lewis schaffer is a spokesman for the angles, the saxons, the jutes, the celtics, the celtics, the yankees. >> i mean does this upset you, though, this disrespect? >> no, it doesn't because.

because the king. i'm sorry. i know you guys love the royal family, but the truth is, is prince is king charles is he's in the pockets of the world economic forum, the united nations. well, that's not really got anything to do with it, does it does. why should we why should we cheer? i mean, you could. it's not my business. i don't i'm not here permanently. >> okay , jonathan, the reason >> okay, jonathan, the reason for doing this story is there's a sort of it highlights the hypocrisy where these were used as excuses. the bad behaviour of as excuses. the bad behaviour of a small contingent of the israeli fans. absolutely . and israeli fans. absolutely. and then suddenly that was okay, that this pre—planned attack went forward. but of course, now , went forward. but of course, now, according to the rules of the left of the people like owen jones that have somehow justified this, what they called a jew hunt in, in amsterdam and now it's like, oh, so now it's okay to hunt down catholics in glasgow? of course it's not. absolutely not. and that's. yeah, that's a hypocrisy. and i'm sure well, i mean, a lot of

the pro—palestinian protesters here were the ones breaking the silence. so and like you say, it was those israeli football fans who allegedly did a similar thing. so yeah, there's absolutely no call for violence here, nor should there be anywhere. of course , of course anywhere. of course, of course jews are held to a higher we are in anyone who likes football. >> we are in a war time right now. people are on heightened. you can tell by your attitude, my attitude. people are in heightened states of awareness and upset and these are things that are going to happen. i mean, the truth is you got to tell people if you're going to support, you're explaining the lyrics of helter skelter saying that there's a race war coming. >> and i find that quite scary. i didn't i didn't enjoy that. >> it was just about a guy going down a okay, well, i am at war, but it's with you, lewis, right? >> we're halfway, but still plenty more to come. find out which chef is getting cancelled and what is so controversial about a planned labour playground. this is headliners only on gb news, not

welcome back to headliners. let's be honest, you can never have too many jews. top panel tonight . have too many jews. top panel tonight. that's have too many jews. top panel tonight . that's what someone tonight. that's what someone said on your say. >> don't speak for me. i'm italian. all right. >> fine. well, look, before we get back into the stories, let's have a quick recap of the front pages daily mail. labour. when will labour give forces funds? they need ? daily telegraph they need? daily telegraph starmer plots to thwart trump on ukraine. the times pm heads to paris to talk trump and tariffs. the i smashed the gangs won't work . and finally the star trump work. and finally the star trump new henry the eighth. right. we're going to get straight into monday's independent louis. and i'm just relieved that people are finally seeing jamie oliver for how he really is. >> i didn't realise he wrote books, but he wrote a book, not just a cookbook . jamie oliver's just a cookbook. jamie oliver's children's book pulled from shelves amid controversy over depiction of first nation australians. those are like, what are we? >> that's what we used to call them aborigines. yeah, but i guess we can't call it anymore.

we're not allowed to say that. i mean, look, i think it's okay. i got called white boy. that's true. >> okay? i didn't mean it that way. i meant it in a nice way. >> i'm not white. people on twitter tell me i'm not white. i'm not sure that jamie oliver. i'm not sure that jamie oliver. i mean, he might write these books, or he might have a ghost—writer, i don't know, i am going to give away secrets. >> he probably. i met the guy in the street like 25 years ago. what do you think? >> do you think he would write a children's book? >> he seemed quite busy with a large group of people surrounding him, and he was like 25 years ago. so how old was he? he's probably. maybe 25 years old. >> i worked for his company. fresh one for a week. yeah. okay. yeah. pictures of him everywhere. so using that information, do you think that he wrote this children's book by himself? i'm sure he had a team. it's probably chatgpt. if i'm honest, but the issue. sorry, louis. the issue with sorry. well is that he said all first nafions well is that he said all first nations people have super duper psychic powers, which i thought was a cool thing, but apparently thatis was a cool thing, but apparently that is culturally insensitive and you shouldn't stereotype a people as having telekinetic voodoo abilities . apparently voodoo abilities. apparently thatis voodoo abilities. apparently that is wrong. but look, unless they do, unless they do, everyone has psychic powers. >> or maybe unless they unless

they don't. >> well, in aboriginal culture or first american, first australian first nation australians, there is a connection to the dream force or the dream time. dream time. yeah , the dream time. dream time. yeah, yeah.i the dream time. dream time. yeah, yeah. i mean, all all cultures have a spiritual tradition with the spiritual world. and anyway, this is what i'm surprised actually about in this is that the publishers didn't pick it up because now you have these sensitivity readers and i'm surprised it was made and no one got through. yeah, well, the sensitivity sensitivity readers have ruined a bunch of my favourite childhood books . like, favourite childhood books. like, they even did it with charlie and the chocolate factory. so like the oompa loompas, instead of being a short orange savages, they're now described as essex girls, so they've kind of ruined the whole thing. they just they've just done the whole thing wrong. and i'm. yeah, and even augustus gloop, instead of being described as like, enormously fat and disgusting, he's now described as an essex girl. so moving on to the next story, it's no, no, no, we're still on this story. >> would you let him do his job? can i just make make one point in here? and then he apologised wholeheartedly because he felt devastated because he didn't try to. he's trying to sell a book.

he's not. and people. he needs money. he needs money. he and but the point is never apologise. you can't. you can't win by apologising. nowadays, they won't accept your apology as a worthy apology. well, yeah. >> and but he says that these books are made for dyslexic people like himself. they. he's carefully chosen the font. i imagine that is. that is pretty much the sums up all of his and his next books about a jewish kid who's a really good accountant. so i'm looking forward to reading that. >> there's only two letters. that guy, when you get caught in a situation like that where other people seem to be, i don't know whether it's true or not, seem to be acting in a crazy way. is the letter u and the letter because you interrupted me? >> i didn't get to do my job. oh, sorry, i did four words per page, but that's absolutely fine. i don't mind you interrupting me. that's all right, kogan. the times has a story for their future journalists. oh, so yes, the story in the times. so, edinburgh university issues warning , telling students not to warning, telling students not to be snobs. so students from privileged backgrounds attending the university of edinburgh are being to told stop acting like in quotes, boorish snobs and refrain from ridiculing the

accents of their state educated classmates. you had a lot of friends who went to edinburgh. are they snobs ? absolutely they are they snobs? absolutely they are. they were basically, it's not even a good uni. the people who go to edinburgh are the posh kids who were too thick to go to oxbridge. that's that's bristol, no, that's edinburgh first, then bristol. okay. i went to nottingham. what am i you are you. there's no problems there. no no no. >> yeah yeah yeah nottingham is this is had some fun. >> it's interesting because i would argue that class plays a much greater role in this country than other issues that have traditionally been pushed in this angle. >> well, if they were such a classy place, they wouldn't tell people. it's kind of rude to tell people, don't act so posh. that's true. and number one, number two, my ex—wife went to edinburgh and she was like, she wasn't. she wasn't that posh though. >> she no, she wasn't very choosy, acted posh . choosy, acted posh. >> the truth is, is that this country has like this tier system of universities. if you're not an oxford or cambridge , you're not anywhere. cambridge, you're not anywhere. >> well, no. but then the posh

people have to go somewhere else. yeah. which they tend to go to edinburgh or durham and everybody knows they went to a second grade school even though it's a very. >> you think that because of that they should be allowed to be posh. >> really. because no, everyone should be equally most going to edinburgh. what everyone should be equally mocked. if somebody mocks you for being commoners, market says here, then just make fun of them for being ra. >> but let me say what you just said. josh is right. they should give him something. let him walk around as posh. i could only use the other word t word. let him let him act in a in a bad way. >> so this is a group called the scottish social mobility society . scottish social mobility society. ss mish and one guy. one guy. yeah. they text each other about meetings. it's an unfortunate acronym. i made fun of me today. write that one down. very tiny proportion of actual scottish people who tend to go to these universities. >> that's the that's the well, it's for free them. >> that's it. but that's why the universities don't want to let in scottish people, because then they have to pay for a lot eafien >> there is one. it'd be a quick

quote, just anybody who goes into the school for the first time, you give them a little note saying just, you know, please bear with us. we've got a lot of little posh idiots. posh idiots, right? that was the word that posh idiots hear. what do you want to say? >> there's a quick quote here from one of the guys saying people would constantly say stuff about the scots drinking too much and being quick tempered and rebellious. when i was 18 or 19, i just put up with it, but i'm not going to stay quiet any longer. i'm angry, drunk and feeling quite rebellious, so that's a slight embellishment at the end of that quote. but guardian x lewis, please tell us how they've literally done a 180 degree switch on what trump actually said. >> yeah, i don't know because i didn't read the whole thing because no, no, i'm going to admit it because it's the guardian and it's garbage. >> right? and it's i'll read it how. >> now. >> i'll read it quite long. trump's wall threats put press freedoms in crosshairs in his second term, and it's absolutely you know who's been trying to bother trump who's put him on trial twice to two impeachments for four legal charges against him, two two assassination attempts. >> the legal system here.

>> the legal system here. >> yes. and that's part of the free press and everything is that you can't believe anything the guardian says. you should keep them in business because then it would be unseemly. >> well, this is definitely a sort of one of those made up articles. as lewis was saying, this is sort of a non—story, but it's interesting that they've gone for this because did you see the clip that trump put out about free speech? he's been very emphatic and he's just said, this is a massive priority for me. i am going to ensure that. and what he's talking about here is the fake element of it. and that's what that's that's them. the guardian, which is because, you know, when cnn did their interview, their 60 minutes and they deliberately showed the wrong answer, the wrong answer, that's, that's lies. yeah. free speech is not the same as having the free freedom to lie basically. and present that as information on the state media. >> and that's what it is. it's licensed by the state because it's on it's on a major. these are on major channels. >> you're telling me it's a propaganda arm of the democratic party? >> i'm saying yes, it is. in the same way the bbc is the is the

propaganda arm of hezbollah, of the state. yeah. >> well, the reality is that, you know, the guardian has been guilty of putting out fake news. everybody is i mean, people make mistakes, but the question is also to what they actually leave out. and the idea here that they've sort of come in with this story and they've sort of picked a university person here and they've picked one comment that he made. and eight years ago there. yeah . and the ago there. yeah. and the guardian all of a sudden pretending to be the champions of free speech, or i bet you could find a million articles where they tried to maybe write an article about, you know, you're only allowing women to be in their own sports and spaces. right? the mail now, jonathan, with its regular government spending tax money on the war woke nonsense, woke nonsense keir starmer's charisma lesson so fury as farming civil servants get time off to take part in woke training sessions on how to talk to each other on their lunch breaks . lunch their lunch breaks. lunch breaks, i should say so. civil servants in the crisis hit farming sector have been taken off regular frontline duties in a very important time to take part in training exercises in

which they are basically told how to be nice to each other, to not do microaggressions, not to upset each others, not to be boonsh upset each others, not to be boorish snobs and make fun of scots for going to university in edinburgh. and yeah, even even the blob now are being annoyed by this. they're saying it's a waste of time. they're saying it's frivolous, woke nonsense, i was hoping, was that we could do a little act out. lewis, if you turn over the page, there's some characters here that they are forced to act out as ben . forced to act out as ben. there's aisha, aisha, and she's talking to ben. so could you be aisha? yeah. and you would be ben. okay. and i'll be carlos. >> i wouldn't mind because you don't know. you don't know if you're going to bother somebody from this. we're acting out. >> all right. will you act out? >> all right. will you act out? >> i'll do it with you. no, i don't think. hey, ben. >> hey, ben. yeah, okay. hey, ben. you're always eating salad, are you trying to lose weight or something? what's that in your pocket? are you excited to see me? carlos then chips in. i'm going to make him spanish. if only i ate salad, i'd probably feel miserable. i need my carbs. i should continues. you're a chubby little, aren't you? no. sorry. yeah. you can't control

yourself . can you take it too yourself. can you take it too far? this is the problem . you. far? this is the problem. you. actually, we probably do need a little bit of this role playing here because . yeah, you take it here because. yeah, you take it way too far. i can. i'll show you the role play. i apologise for the use of that language. we will be calling hr and we will be doing this particular roleplay. we'll do it tomorrow. yes. right . what's the easy yes. right. what's the easy inappropriate joke i could have made about you in this telegraph article? lewis ? article? lewis? >> that i was hanging out at the playground. i guess . yeah. playground. i guess. yeah. that's it. yeah. that's it. because you accused me of. and this is totally not the case. >> accuse you based on facts. but anyway. yeah. >> anyway, labour council criticised for planning children's park area for girls. just quote unquote girls to sit and chat like they got to. and that's this is actually a non—story because because it didn't happen basically. >> well it did happen . they made >> well it did happen. they made the playground. >> no, they made a play. but they didn't say. they didn't say if this is going to be a girls park, they specifically did. that's the whole point of the story. what they said is we're going to be more open because it's not just boys who play. >> they they had the print, they printed it out and had a sign

with a girl on her mobile phone saying, this is the area for you, right? >> but did it say, girls play area? yes. no, it did not. >> it did. and it was specifically designed by this organisation because they said caroline miller, chairman of trustees at a charity, they make for space girls, and this was part of their plan. i imagine creating a space that acknowledges many girls want something different. >> and the council, which is brighton and hove, which sounds like it could come out of there, said this is not just providing modern equipment, but creating a welcoming environment for women, for people of all ages. we have taken advice from a range of charities, not just this charity. >> what do you think about this idea? look, having a space just for girls to be girls. some people are very offended because they're saying, well, look , does they're saying, well, look, does that exclude them from the more physical activities women be talking? there's one thing i know it's women be talking. and if they want to provide a space for girls to make a podcast on the playground, they can call it where's my daddy? that's quite good. call her daddy. i don't know, i read a book. no, no.

what do i think? look, girls can play what do i think? look, girls can play rough. boys can chat. there's no reason to distinguish it. but at the same time , i do it. but at the same time, i do think young boys and young girls have slightly different patterns of play. and that might involve more talking. absolutely. and you know, when my i've got a very funny video of my kids in a playground, my boys, the four boys, i, they were just all beating each other up. and then i swing around the camera to my daughter and she's just talking to a little baby. and you know that boys and girls are different, right? >> but you have to you have to have a separate area for people to talk. you don't need that. well, you do in my son's. >> can i just say, can i just say how great jonathan looks wearing i don't know, my button came off. yeah, i feel fat, i feel fat. still more goodies to come. how old is too old for vanessa feltz to date? and find out what happens if you die in a dream that'll keep you up. this is headliners only on gb news.

welcome back to headliners. let's kick off with monday's guardian, jonathan. and does it make a difference if i tell you i just wrote this link? well, apparently so. so missed deadunes apparently so. so missed deadlines lead people to judge work more harshly . a study say work more harshly. a study say so. studies. scientists are studying the psychology of people who leave things to the last minute. have found that when work is submitted late, the people getting it, whether that's an employer or a co—worker, judges it more harshly and is generally less happy with the work. so this probably ties into some kind of psychological heuristic where the fact that the person who's giving it to you late, maybe you see them as untrustworthy or not hardworking. and then i'm being so serious. no. and also use the word heuristic. yeah. what does that mean ? yeah, i have no idea. that mean? yeah, i have no idea. i read it in a christmas cracker. what is my stick ? what cracker. what is my stick? what do you think it just says? >> it says get the stuff in, even if it's rubbish rather than waste. >> that's what it says here. i guess if you missed anniversary long article, but you don't get a boost if you get it in early, that's the important thing. so

just get it in on time is essentially it. >> and even if it's not good, just get it in on time. >> there we go. right. let's move on to the next one. express. next. and lewis vanessa has obviously never met you. our resident sex bomb. >> yeah i know, that's why i'm not going to attack vanessa feltz. she says men. she says men aren't fanciable past 55 years old. and that's me. i've just turned 55 this year. so why young bachelors are superior, and i think and you know, she's like, i don't know how old she is. i think she's in her 60s. i think she's 60. 62. >> yeah. that's that's a woman's prime age isn't it. yeah. >> but the, the fact is everyone is beautiful in their own way, which is why you only date younger women, right? well, just stop mentioning that, mike. okay? >> sorry. what about you? well, vanessa apparently has been dating a lot. she's been out every night enjoying herself, but she's found herself in a dating vortex, which is, i think, what her ex called her. well, never mind, but. yeah, so she's getting she's. look, she's getting laid left right and centre. good for her. >> she's in a vortex. no she's not. >> no. they're in her vortex. in her vortex. yeah. she's sucking

those young dudes in. she says , those young dudes in. she says, show me a woman who wouldn't rather be pursued by a sweet smelling youth. well, she. she said it's just like the national insurance boost. she just has to suckit insurance boost. she just has to suck it up . that's what this suck it up. that's what this could be your latest. >> no. do you know what it is? it has to do with women. women? men are not getting what they want to get. so they'd rather go out with an older woman who is not going to give him the hard time that the younger woman. >> women be talking. okay, onto the male now, jonathan, i hope your next gig isn't a dream. yes, true, because i don't want to die as that's your joke. scientists reveal the grisly truth about what happens if you die in a dream. so if you die in a dream. experts say that although you might not, you know , although you might not, you know, meet a bloody end where you're crushed by one of your mom's giant shoes. i don't know what you guys dream about. not. not me. you could actually die in your dream, because having so much cortisol from the nightmare could give you a heart attack, so that's something to think about. but also, you can have apparently you can have excuse the term wet dreams that are so erotic you can get pregnant.

>> okay . >> okay. >> okay. >> that's not that is not true. >> that's not that is not true. >> it's literally in the it's in the article. it's got a medical. this is the first time louis has stepped up to say medically something. >> you know, you know what? you know what? i'm listening to him. i'm saying, my god, my. jonathan's getting way too serious. and then he comes up with that, with that thing. this is this is you got to you can't you can't believe that an article like this, it basically said that diabetes is caused by having bad dreams. it's the other way around is that is that high carb levels causes intellectual distress. they say that. they say that that diabetes nightmare about you, louis. >> weirdly, the mayor has. >> weirdly, the mayor has. >> are you cutting me off? >> are you cutting me off? >> yes, i am, because we need one more excuse for us to prove how manly we are. louis, they want to finish on this story. >> why? why do we have to finish? because this is a great story to finish on. i want to i want to just say that this is this is an image of my grandfather who fought in world war ii and today's armistice. >> we were planning to do push ups. now, no one gets to see you doing push ups. >> i don't know whether he did push ups. back in the day, he was a super handsome guy. he was

a truck driver. he's a good looking dude, lorry driver back in france. and he was defending europe and that's why we should. and my father was in world war two and. >> yes, exactly. and i'd like to say shout out to my grandfather . say shout out to my grandfather. >> you should text me whatever it is on. this is my google thing and do push ups another day. >> the show is nearly over. let's take another quick look at monday's front pages. the daily mail, labour. when will labour give forces funds they need? the daily telegraph starmer plots thwart to weight starmer plots to thwart trump on ukraine. the times pm heads to paris to talk to trump and tariffs the i smashed the gangs won't work. and finally the star trump new henry the eighth. that is it for tonight's show. thank you very much to my guest jonathan and lewis. cressida will be here hosting tomorrow night at 11 pm. with bruce devlin and leo pm. with bruce devlin and leo kearse. and if you're watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. thank you. >> thank . >> thank. >> thank. >> there will be a light breeze in the morning leading to a warm

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