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wenzler with your headlines at 11:00. terminally ill adults who are expected to die within six months would be able to request assistance to end their own life under a proposed assisted dying legislation. but someone with a disability or mental health issue will not be eligible for assisted dying under the plans published in the end of life bill. labour mp kim leadbeater, who has put forward the bill, said it includes the strictest safeguards anywhere in the world. however, the bill has raised some concerns that people could feel pressured into ending their lives. mps will have their first vote on the proposals on the 29th of november. the prime minister has refused to give his backing to the archbishop of canterbury over his handling of child abuse claims. sir keir starmer said it was a matter for the church. as pressure grows for justin welby to stand down, it comes after a report into the suspected abuse of over 100

children by a well—known barrister associated with the church of england. the report also claims that the institution had played a role in covering up the accusations. when details initially came to light in 2013. now boris johnson has told gb news that sir keir starmer is not doing enough to stop foreign criminals in the uk. the former prime minister says it is time to review the echr, and says the rwanda plan would have worked. it comes as the number of small boat migrant crossings in the engush boat migrant crossings in the english channel is likely to hit 40,000 by the end of the year. that's according to maritime security sources , as almost security sources, as almost 33,000 have now made the illegal journey so far this year. a home office spokesman said we will stop at nothing to bring the people smuggling gangs to justice, but boris johnson has given patrick christys his thoughts . thoughts. >> i think i really believe that would have been a huge deterrent to illegal migration. it would have been a huge deterrent. it

might be time to review the echr, the european convention on human rights , because i think human rights, because i think sometimes it is being applied in a way that is anti—democratic and that is that is stopping the removal of people who plainly need to be removed. >> and gary lineker is set to leave his role presenting match of the day at the end of the season. the sun newspaper is reporting the former england striker will then leave the bbc after fronting the corporation's coverage of the 2026 world cup in the us, mexico and canada . in the us, mexico and canada. those are the latest gb news headlines. now it's time for headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gb news .com forward slash alerts .

slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at tomorrow's top stories with three comedians. i'm joined tonight by bruce devlin and leo kearse. how are we gentlemen. >> i'm good thanks. how are you. >> i'm good thanks. how are you. >> yeah i'm very well thanks. yeah. you're very you're looking quite north korean in that outfit. >> do you think you've got the. yeah . yeah. >> i'm going to assume you mean very, very thin. okay, before we move on, let's have a look at tuesday's front pages. we're starting with the daily mail. well, we must quit after failing to act on abuse, says bishop. the daily telegraph leads with pressure mounts on welby to resign. the eye has water. bills must rise to tackle illegal sewage spills. minister tells uk pubuc sewage spills. minister tells uk public and the independent has bishop's . bishop joins call for bishop's. bishop joins call for welby to quit over abuse scandal. the metro has time to go archbishop and finally the daily star has the referees. a silly sausage nose var front pages. okay, let's have a closer

look at those, starting with the daily mail, please. >> leo. yeah. so things aren't looking good for justin welby, who's the archbishop of canterbury, which makes him the head of the church of england, i believe. so it says welby must quit after failing to act on abuse , says bishops. this is abuse, says bishops. this is a senior bishop in the church of england who's called for him to resign. this is bishop of newcastle, helen—ann hartley , newcastle, helen—ann hartley, who's described justin welby's position as untenable and claimed the church was in danger of losing complete credibility. just before christmas, as well . just before christmas, as well. this is following a report into a barrister who's thought to have been the most prolific serial abuser to be associated with the church. this is child sexual abuse. basically, he's dead now. this guy called john smythe, or smith, thought to have abused as many as 130 boys and young men in the uk and in africa because they sort of moved him around. it's the classic sort of way of dealing with the issue by pretending it doesn't exist, not addressing it, and then just moving the

offender to somewhere he can offender to somewhere he can offend , you know, with, with, offend, you know, with, with, you know, people who haven't accused him yet. >> it's staggering, isn't it.7 the naivety, the idea that this guy would have stopped when you moved him. and i have to say, i've got absolutely no sympathy with this whatsoever. and welby is talking about the fact that he didn't personally, he personally failed to ensure it was energetically investigated. yeah. there's no other way to deal with child abuse, is there? you don't there's no there's no mild in my opinion. i mean, say your own ideas. >> no, no no no, i completely agree with you. >> middle ground. >> middle ground. >> what i do think is appalling is the guy is dead and can't face any, you know, reparations or, you know, legal action, that kind of thing. >> so to have done that, it's a >> soto have done that, it's a bit like, really, how do you sleep at night? >> and you should go and never mind an energetic investigation. i'd settle for just mind an energetic investigation. i'd settle forjust a half hearted, lazy investigation. just something rather than ignonng just something rather than ignoring the issue and letting it continue. >> exactly. to have heard any of it and not done a thing. rot in hell. yeah . hell. yeah. >> and also, this isn't the. this isn't the first child sex

abuse case that justin welby has been associated with. so when he was dean of liverpool, there was somebody called canon john roberts who ended up being jailed for his abuse , and justin jailed for his abuse, and justin welby, when he was the dean of liverpool , took the side of the liverpool, took the side of the abuser and banned the accuser, banned one of the victims from the from the cathedral, which is just i mean that's insane. >> so i think i think there's no balance on this. it's time for him to go. bye bye. bye bye, justin welby. okay, let's move on and have a look at the sun, please, bruce. >> the sun now , this is gary >> the sun now, this is gary lineker is going to be leaving match of the day, which is a programme i love. i'm always for home that. and sportscene. ehm. so he's going to quit the world cup and i don't know what's happening with his crisps. i don't know if he's still going to be eating his crisps because i think that's where he makes most of his money. that and podcasts in america. yeah, but do you don't like him do you? >> i don't know , i think a lot

>> i don't know, i think a lot of people have got this sort of, you know, visceral, instinctual hate hate of gary lineker. i'm here to just reassure you that you're completely correct, even if you don't know the full details . if you don't know the full details. he's a he's a terrible man. he was taken to court by hmrc for nearly £5 million of unpaid tax , and he wangled out unpaid tax, and he wangled out of it one of the reasons he he got off the hook for that was he said that his tweets, his nauseating virtue signalling tweets were proof that he wasn't just he wasn't a regular employee of the bbc, he was this sort of , you know, political sort of, you know, political firebrand who just does bbc stuff on the side. so he wasn't a didn't need to be treated as an employee. he's more of a political activist. >> well, this is it, isn't it? and finally, we'll be able to find out what he really thinks about the major issues of the day once he leaves the bbc. and he can really let rip and let us know what he thinks about things. so i'm looking forward to that. okay. let's have a look at the times, please, leo. >> so the times has well, they've got the archbishop story as well. they've got a picture of macron and keir starmer

driving around in a sort of big 1940s style armoured car. they've seen the success of trump and they're trying a bit of a bit of that sort of look as well. but yeah, this is the other story. here is the daily pill on the nhs, which will help thousands give up smoking. it's called heroin. you take 20 of them a day and you don't need any cigarettes anymore, but you do vomit on yourself and no, it's called varenicline. varenicline apparently it blocks cravings. and we're seeing a lot of pills like this, like ozempic blocks the cravings for mars bars. this one blocks the cravings. but basically we've got a lot of cravings. as a nation. it seems we crave a lot of things. >> modern medicine. now, you don't have to be your own genden don't have to be your own gender. you don't have to want the things you want. soon we can all just be a robot. it's brilliant. >> yeah, but it might counteract the ozempic craze because smoking keeps you thin. so? >> so smoking is an appetite suppressant. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> so, as you can see, i don't smoke. i. what was i going to say? are they in a bradley i smoked bacon do you . i ate raw

smoked bacon do you. i ate raw bacon once just to see. >> i think i did just once. it was my first week at this job for the police, and i was in the office eating. i thought they were, you know, how you get, like, ethnic sausages and they're cooked? i was like i said, these sausages are very wet. and they looked at the packet and you're like, you're eating raw sausages, leo. >> oh well, you've survived. you know, you're in good shape, so maybe there's something in it. >> i've found out the truth behind the conspiracy theory. you don't need to cook sausages. no. >> were you well afterwards ? >> were you well afterwards? >> were you well afterwards? >> yeah. fine. >> yeah. fine. >> extraordinary. well , >> yeah. fine. >> extraordinary. well, amazing. so that's the answer, is it? daily pill on the nhs will help thousands give up smoking and raw sausages will give you long life and glowing skin. >> there have been previous pills. there's existing pills. bupa cien , budeprion or bupa cien, budeprion or something. it blocks. i think it's used as an antidepressant and stuff, but it also is used to help people quit smoking. i don't know if you just get happier so you don't need a cigarette so we won't make tax on the cigarettes anymore. >> but we'll make loads of money for the government through more drugs. >> so do you know anyone that still smokes? >> do i? because i only know two

people that smoke, carry smokes, right? >> yeah. there you go. jaw—jaw. and my friend wayne. yeah, that's all i know. >> there you go. let's move on to the guardian, please, bruce. >> now, is this assisted dying? >> now, is this assisted dying? >> well, it's your front page. okay? anything you like with it. we talk about justin welby's outfit. >> well, no, i don't want to talk about justin welby. >> you can only move diagonally. >> you can only move diagonally. >> really? yeah. >> really? yeah. >> look at his hat. >> look at his hat. >> or what? is he, a crook ? he's >> or what? is he, a crook? he's a pawn. he's a crook. a shyster. he's a bad man and he needs to go. he's a bishop. that's what he is. sorry. i'm really tired . he is. sorry. i'm really tired. so, yes, this focuses on the assisted dying bill. now all joking aside, i am quite passionate about this. and i do think it's something that we should bring in. my father was in a really bad way through stroke, and that was a hellish thing to watch. four and a half years. but because he wasn't of sound mind due to a vascular dementia, he wouldn't be eligible for this. you have to be of sound mind. so i know that a lot of people are against it. i don't understand why people 90, i don't understand why people go, oh, it's god's journey and all that kind of thing because you're like, really? why are

they in nappies then? and in the case of my father , you know, he case of my father, you know, he had no dignity care home until the end. it was just it was awful to watch, genuinely really awful to watch, genuinely really awful to watch, genuinely really awful to watch. so i think it's interesting because we, i think we need to have a pragmatic and sensible debate about it. >> well, this is about this. labour mp kim leadbeater, claiming that she's put on rock solid guardrails. nothing could ever go wrong. this is going to be really watertight. leo, how do you feel about that? yeah, but it's a labour mp. >> you know that after two weeks they're going to be executing people for being right wing. i mean, this is look what look what happened in canada. i mean, i appreciate that, you know, i mean, my mother's getting on a bit and i want to inherit a house. and, you know, it's my only chance. so how old is she? >> she's she's older than me. this is on the telly. >> she's 80. no , she's i mean, >> she's 80. no, she's i mean, she's she's doing great. she's going to go for, for another probably another 30 years. but, but yeah, we saw in canada they brought through this assisted dying bill. they've also got a left wing government. and they said oh it'll just be it'll just be used for, you know, people

who really need it . you know, who really need it. you know, they're in pain at the end of their lives and stuff. and within a matter of months is being used for young people. it's being offered to homeless people. it's being offered to people. it's being offered to people who are in debt, people, liberals that are fleeing to canada because they don't like donald trump are being offered this assisted suicide. there's even there's even like a 20. i think it was a 21 year old boy who had he had diabetes and he was blind in one eye. so i mean, he had a couple of health issues and he was depressed, but nothing that, you know, couldn't be fixed. and his mother just accidentally found out that he'd been selected for assisted dying and, you know, put her foot down and, you know, put her foot down and said, no, you're not going to kill yourself. >> i accidentally found out, like a lottery win . like a lottery win. >> opened up, opened the letter, opened the letter that was sent to his medical. >> wow. why would why would the doctors are just, you know, in canada, the doctors are just throwing people into these assisted dying things because, you know, they want to bring down the state's budget. >> and it's absolutely disgusting. also, they've got incredibly high immigration. so they know they don't need the people. they can just bring in more people. >> that's not actually their official policy, is it? we're trying to bring down the it's

never it's never the official policy. >> but i mean, as soon as, as soon as these things are you against it in principle. in principle, man, lots of things sound great in principle, but in reality it's going to be some left wing apparatchik sending you to a gulag to die . you to a gulag to die. >> excellent. can we move on to the telegraph now, please, leo? >> so the telegraph has a picture of gary lineker looking quite serious. there. >> he does, doesn't he? he looks pretty good in a suit. i'm not a gary lineker fan, but he's gone a bit. matt goodwin there. >> yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe that's his. maybe that's his plan. he's very rich from all his, all his podcast stuff. he's very, very smart guy, very good businessman . just incredibly businessman. just incredibly annoying and a total virtue signal. but but yeah, this is the vat raid driving out over 3000 private pupils . so labour, 3000 private pupils. so labour, they don't want anybody to be able to aspire to a better life by sending their children to private school, to get an education where they're not convinced to be transgender, although they actually do that in private school. i've got mates with kids at private school and they do that more,

you know what i mean? oh god, rich people are the worst for trying to trans their kids. but the vat rate, the vat rate is supposed to raise money for the government . but what it's done government. but what it's done because people can't pay the extra 20% tax on top of their child's education fees. and bear in mind, these people have already paid for a place in the state school sector, and then they're paying extra on top, and then they're paying tax on top of that. so they're having to take their kids out of the private school and put them in state school. so instead of saving the state money, it's costing the state money, because now the state has to spend thousands and thousands to educate those kids . educate those kids. >> your friend emily thornberry, of course, said some time ago that it didn't matter if there was a few extra kids in the state system because large class sizes were okay. >> yeah, i'm not saying i agree with her on everything, and i think she is. i think she does enjoy a drink , so maybe she was enjoy a drink, so maybe she was a wee bit worse for wear when she came out with that. >> she's not here to say no to that, so who knows. okay, let's have a quick look at the daily star.

>> now, i hate to say it, i don't think i can help you on this because no one's actually given me the text. and i can't read the story, and i'm annoyed because it's something about a sausage, but it's the daily star. >> you can treat it as a picture book. >> okay, that's fine. it's like heat magazine. so premier league whistler axed over klopp slur. now i don't know what klopp is. i know what a slur is. >> klopp is a person. >> klopp is a person. >> klopp is a person. okay, >> klopp is a person. okay, the referee is a silly sausage. i thought. i thought klopp was a brand of sausage . no, no i did. brand of sausage. no, no i did. >> it's a type of person who cook it. >> i don't know because you don't . well, can we just go back don't. well, can we just go back to the sausages? where did you get them? >> i got them from. i was in woodgreen and i think it was in the morrisons in woodgreen, but i can't be totally sure. >> and they were in a packet. >> and they were in a packet. >> they were in a packet. yeah. they weren't just like loose soil, they know. >> but what i don't understand is why you didn't think to cook them or what they meant to be pre—cooked. >> were they like peperami deli counter. you get a nice kabanos right . okay. i'm with already, right. okay. i'm with already, i understand, already cooked. >> yeah. excellent. >> yeah. excellent. >> okay. we've all learned

something there. so still to come. should he stay or should he go now? we've done that. we're going to find out who keir won't hang outwith. this is headliners only on

welcome back to headliners. i'm chris stewart and still joined by leo kearse and bruce devlin. you've been sending in your lovely comments on your say rod taylor. rod taylor says peaceful show tonight. cressida just realised that lewis is not on. thanks , rod. yeah, we're going thanks, rod. yeah, we're going for peace tonight. >> i don't know her. >> i don't know her. >> give peace a chance, give peace, give war a chance. why don't we give war a chance? >> well, we do and lewis comes on anyway. we've got to get on with it. staying or starting with it. staying or starting with tuesday's independent. and sir keir starmer thinks he's too good for the taliban now. bruce. >> yes, keir starmer to snub taliban as brutal afghan regime flocked to the global climate wmmw flocked to the global climate summit. so this is cop29. keir is going to attend obviously to show off his lovely hair and he

will not be speaking to anyone from the taliban , but he will be from the taliban, but he will be taking emily thornberry with him to defend him against the taliban . because i tell you, she taliban. because i tell you, she would have she could take you out. i genuinely think my point about cop29 scotland hosted it. i think it was cop27, and i thought scotland really could have taken a lead and done it all online, because if all the flights and all the stuff from the hotels and all the dignitaries and all the nonsense, why don't you do it on like, seriously, why do you have to? are you trying to imply that it's just a jolly. yeah, i think it's just a jolly. yeah, i think it's a hoax. i'm not saying that climate change is a hoax or anything like that. i'm not a climate denier. >> i know it's true. the amount of the surge in prostitution, drug dealing and all the rest of it, all the things that politicians enjoy during, during cop, during the politicians prostitutes know they they partake. >> oh , do they they they >> oh, do they they they stimulate the economy . oh, stimulate the economy. oh, that's not all they're

stimulating then, is it? >> i think you're snubbing the taliban. i mean, it's not going to help him win back the muslim vote, is it? they've already abandoned him in the uk, and afghanistan is an islamic theocracy, so you'd think he'd be in favour of that because it's, you know, because that's diversity, which is which is good. and also the taliban is a very low carbon regime. so people don't drive around in humvees, especially the women. it's , you know, people don't it's, you know, people don't don't have a big carbon footprint. >> that's right. but it says here that afghanistan has been very badly affected by climate change with flash floods. so they shouldn't be worrying about what the women can and can't do. they need to worry about climate. that should be the average afghans primary concern. >> yeah, but i think they're already doing their bit. and we should we should look to afghanistan as you know, clear exemplars on how to reduce your carbon footprint and stopping half the population from driving is clearly a step in the right direction. >> can't argue with that. okay , >> can't argue with that. okay, still, in the independent, an american, a hungarian and an argentinian walking to a global conflict sounds hilariously so. >> this is the surprising

alliance of donald trump, viktor orban and pope francis that could derail support for ukraine. so this is the independent spoke to hungary's ambassador to the vatican, edward habsburg—lothringen. he's a habsburg. i wonder if he's got the habsburg jaw. you know, that incredible underbite or overbite. is it over underbite? no, there was a picture of him because of all the inbreeding. i'm not suggesting this guy is inbred. i mean, that was a long time ago. but anyway, this guy says he's spoken to pope francis and says he's played an important role in supporting a deal that will probably see mr trump push for ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy to cede territory to russia. so russia has invaded ukraine, it seized some territory. then it's got bogged down into this war of attrition with ukraine. you know, the borders haven't really moved too much in the last two years. i mean, this is this is a real issue because america has been the biggest supporter of the of ukraine, providing armaments, providing artillery shells and all the rest of it. and also providing a lot of

intelligence, you know, telling them to where where to fight. but trump wants wants to see peace. a lot of people have said this is, you know, he's friends with putin and he's going to throw ukraine to the wolves. i don't think that's true. trump won't want to look like, you know , a weak man by letting know, a weak man by letting putin win. >> well, i mean, this week wasn't there of trump junior sharing the meme saying when your allowance is about to run out with a picture of zelenskyy and you're saying, no, he's not going to, he's going to do it more peacefully than that, it's going to be it would be incredibly stupid for him to for him to do that. >> and he's got a smart team behind him. so i don't think he's going to he's going to do that. but i mean a peace deal with with putin, the end of the war would be good for america because then, you know, they could end sanctions and they could end sanctions and they could start exporting to russia. and also getting, you know, importing food and resources from russia , which would help from russia, which would help bnng from russia, which would help bring inflation down. >> well, he was asked about that in an interview and they said, you know, what are you going to do? he said, i will get this stopped. you know, we have to get it stopped because we can't have all these people dying. and

then the interview kept going and he said, you know, basically you're not listening to me. i'm against people dying. i'm not for one or the other. this needs to stop. and that's one thing i think, yeah, we all agree on. >> and biden should do the do the good thing and let, let let ukraine use american weapons inside russia to hit the, you know , ammo dumps and all the know, ammo dumps and all the rest of it. they're hitting them with their own weapons, but they're not they're not able to use american cruise missiles and all the rest of it to hit them. and also europe needs to step up and start arming ukraine. why is why is america carrying all this burden? europe needs to stop being such a we've set ,1 trillion. well, not us, but the eu has set ,1 trillion aside for net zero, which you know, all right, in 100 years, you know, it might get a bit warmer in scotland. i'm sure it's going to be a disaster, but we've set aside or they've set aside ,50 billion for ukraine. and i think it's disgusting. we need to flip those numbers. we need to arm ukraine properly. and because ukraine properly. and because ukraine right now is, is this is the only wall between europe and russia. >> okay . moving on to the

>> okay. moving on to the telegraph. and one of britain's adopted entrepreneurs beats the system. bruce . system. bruce. >> yes, this is quite extraordinary. i'm particularly with the following line county lines gang leader avoids deportation to nigeria after echr claimed no lines because this guy is a convicted drug dealer. very clever . ehm, he this guy is a convicted drug dealer. very clever. ehm, he has managed to avoid deportation because this would affect his mental health. and this guy had come into the country and so he was jailed for eight years for supplying drugs and he successfully argued that he could not return to the west african country, nigeria, where he's from, because it did not have adequate psychiatric care to treat his mental health problems. this is the bit that kills me. despite being handed a jail sentence for that offence because he was dealing drugs at the age of 15 and all this kind of stuff, he continued to run an efficient drugs line in farnborough and this is heartwarming. no way. using people he knew and could trust. that's what you need if you're a

drug dealer because you. but of course you do have that support, he warned. >> don't just put an ad in tesco's on the noticeboard. >> absolutely. >> absolutely. >> also, polishing . >> also, polishing. >> also, polishing. >> he was ten when he came over. yes. so they're making the case that for him to be sent back now would be really, really difficult. so would it be that make you feel would it be bad for his human rights? >> he's a drug dealer. >> he's a drug dealer. >> he's a criminal. >> he's a criminal. >> send him back. we need to change the law. if the law of the echr won't let us send criminals back to where they're from, then we need to change the law. and we need to leave the echr. how come there's no human rights for british people? if a british person posts a meme on facebook or puts some stickers up or something like that, it's instant gulag. but like if it's a nigerian drug dealer, it's like, oh no, we must lavish him with all this psychiatric treatment and all this nhs stuff. it's like, no, send him back to nigeria. also, nigeria is a pretty developed country, so they've got psychiatrists there and drugs and drugs. >> two of his favourite things we could okay, we're halfway

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welcome back to headliners. let's have another quick look at tomorrow's front pages. the daily mail leads with well—being must quit after failing to act on abuse, says bishop. the daily telegraph has pressure mounts on welby to resign the eye. water bills must rise. the independent has. bishop joins call for welby to quit and the metro has time to quit and the metro has time to go. archbishop the daily star has the referees a silly sausage. okay. opening this section with the daily mail. and to borrow from your hero, bruce, this is the death of love. >> yes. so this is a yale psychiatrist told msnbc. i'm

glad i got that out of the way. host joy read that it's fine to disown family members who voted for trump doctor amanda calhoun. i think that's how you pronounce her name . a child psychiatry her name. a child psychiatry fellow at ivy league at the ivy league school made the comments dunng league school made the comments during an interview on reed's show. the read out on friday. while discussing coping strategies for people upset by trump's election win. we were only talking about politics. was it last night or whatever? and i kind of think that the reason you vote in a booth is because it's private. seriously. and i was always encouraged never to ask anyone's political persuasion, ages or wages. mind your own. so fair enough. if you want to disown your own . but want to disown your own. but it's a bit like. really? okay. >> i just think it's extraordinary that a psychiatrist is recommending estrangement within a family, which is one of the most damaging things that can happen because they want more work, isn't it? >> work. >> work. >> so everybody falls out. they fall out with their family, and then they're like, oh, i'm

unhappy now. i need to see a psychiatrist. now this is disgusting. this is a communist. i reckon this is a because i can tell they're a communist because they're a psychiatrist and they're a psychiatrist and they're from a university and part of communism, of course, is breaking down the nuclear family. but this the trump election, which is wonderful by the way, it's turned the left into everything they said they weren't. i mean, this is they're supposed to be kind and tolerant. this isn't very kind and tolerant. and also they've they've turned very racist. they're saying, oh, we're going to deport all the latinos who voted for trump. it's like, well, that's kind of what trump wanted. >> like something they can agree on. >> yeah, i'm not into this. i think this is absolutely outrageous. >> i just i just think it's nonsense because what she said here is if you're an lgbtq person, do you know something? see, having dyslexia and that acronym changing all the time, i don't know what i'm meant to be. seriously, i could be a deck chair for all i know. >> and if you were, we'd respect that. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> i got my finger caught in you once. >> oh , an absolute pleasure on

>> oh, an absolute pleasure on my part. >> they were reeking of sausages. >> this goes out at breakfast time . express. next. and how it time. express. next. and how it started. how it's going. update on smashing the gangs. leo, how is it going? >> so this is sir keir starmer is failing abysmally to prevent channel crossings and must reinstate the rwanda deportation scheme. the shadow home secretary , chris philp, has secretary, chris philp, has declared and i think boris johnson has weighed in on this issue as well. of course, the rwanda scheme was the first thing that keir starmer scrapped when he got in, and the number of migrants crossing the channel has doubled under labour. so you thought it was bad somehow, although keir said, oh, he's gonna i'm gonna totally deal with it. oh, i know how to deal with it. oh, i know how to deal with it. oh, i know how to deal with it. i can't tell you now, but when i'm in power, i'm totally going to deal with it. no, he hasn't dealt with it at all. so there are fears that the total crossing this year could hit 40,000. so nearly 20,000 have crossed since sir keir starmer became prime minister, an average of 150 a day. that's twice as much as the 7074 per day before he was prime minister. and even the eu is now looking

at offshore processing , which is at offshore processing, which is what the rwanda deal actually was. but the thing is, labour won't they won't implement any offshore processing. they won't do anything to reduce the number of asylum seekers. i'm going to say asylum seekers. they're illegal immigrants coming across the channel abusing the asylum system because they want them. angela rayner has announced operation scatter. she's going to move these asylum seekers who once they're, you know, naturalised and have their voting id and everything, will be voting labour. she's going to move them around the country. so they're in labour so they're in tory seats. so she's going to tilt the electoral landscape and ensure that the margins get squeezed on the tories and labour get more , get more seats. labour get more, get more seats. it's exactly what kamala was trying to do. you know, airdropping haitians into into towns in pennsylvania and ohio. >> well , that's. yeah. wow. how >> well, that's. yeah. wow. how bleak. i mean, the one thing they have done is made the conditions on these boats worse. that might put a few people off. now, looking at more people crammed into tiny boats. it's hideous, isn't it? >> it's awful. did anyone actually go to rwanda? did they

send anyone to the conservative government? did they send anyone? >>i anyone? >> i think they sent some people voluntarily. >> yeah. no it didn't it wasn't. >> yeah. no it didn't it wasn't. >> it never kind of took off. >> it never kind of took off. >> used as the deterrent. it could have been. no. and as we've said many times on the show, people would often say you couldn't send them all to rwanda. no, of course you couldn't. that's the point, isn't it? you send, you begin to start sending people. >> well, you can't send them, todd, because people won't tolerate it. >> yeah, well, i'm just so people. >> people say, oh, there's no way. there's no way anybody can be.can way. there's no way anybody can be. can be sent, like sent back or whatever. i said, well, how did they get here if it's impossible for people to cross the channel in that direction? how is it possible for them to cross in this direction? surely, people. i went to greece this summer. it was easy. >> did you go on a plane? >> did you go on a plane? >> i went on a plane. >> i went on a plane. >> but france are able to keep people out, aren't they? they seem to be doing a good job and. well, they do, don't they? >> well, they're not doing any worse than starmer. uk local authorities starting them young in the telegraph next. >> leo. >> leo. >> so tell us your three year old's preferred gender when

picking school. parents are told more than 100 local authorities in the uk have been asking for the gender identity of primary school children , like asking school children, like asking this is going out to children as young as three. in addition to their sex on admission forms, their sex on admission forms, the daily mail has reported. so the daily mail has reported. so the forms asked parents to select whether their child is either man, boy male or woman girl female or , if they would girl female or, if they would prefer, prefer to self—describe with some, you know, fancy pants made up neo pronouns such as z0 or deckchair. for bruce , that's or deckchair. for bruce, that's dick, dick and dick chair all hands on deck. >> who's dick? >> who's dick? >> to be fair to this local authority, apparently they didn't plan this. it was added by the software provider . still by the software provider. still not really good. >> no i don't. well, the thing is as well, like when i was youngen is as well, like when i was younger, which was a wee while ago. i mean, i thought i genuinely was an austin maestro and i did, you know what i mean?

so if i was asked back then, i'd say, well, i'm an austin maestro. i also lived as a dog. no, i did, and my mum used to put jelly in a bowl for me. no, but she did . and i used to eat but she did. and i used to eat it like pal or pedigree or any of that kind of stuff. so i think, i think that's a lot of pressure on a three year old. what are you. well, i'm, i'm heanng what are you. well, i'm, i'm hearing i don't know why. for start. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i'm working it out. >> i'm working it out. >> leave me alone. yeah. okay. >> leave me alone. yeah. okay. >> daily mail now. and the dramatic tragedy of a man in the wrong job. >> bruce. oh, absolutely. as i'm sure a lot of people say, i am on this show, a school's head of engush on this show, a school's head of english wants shakespeare to be axed for gcses because, quote unquote, it sends pupils and teachers to sleep. they want tiktok and instagram posts, studies instead. now this is a guy, freddie bibby stockholm , guy, freddie bibby stockholm, who heads the department at harris westminster sixth form in central london, says current teaching of the bard risks bonng teaching of the bard risks boring pupils and putting them off literature. did you study shakespeare at school? >> i did, and i was very little

when it started. i remember doing macbeth and there were witches and it was the thing that kids liked. it was dramatic and it was like a fun halloween kind of atmosphere. and they got us into it and i didn't have any problems. i think it might be this guy's teaching style. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and also, you know what this is dead poets society is ruined teaching because now every teacher wants to be the zany. hey, guys, here we can sit on the desk. ooh, look, we're turning things upside down. we're so zany and cool. it's like. no, just do the do the, do the material, do the classics. >> if you can read the text, i'm pretty sure shakespeare was had a better idea for entertaining people than this. >> freddie bebe stock. >> freddie bebe stock. >> yeah, but the important thing showing people on tiktok and instagram and the fact of the matter is all that's doing is creating more attention deficit disorder that people can only focus on a thing for. like about 30s little unknown fact i was a professional actor and at dundee rep i was in a production of macbeth playing fleance . macbeth playing fleance. >> excellent. very good. okay ,

>> excellent. very good. okay, an update on the social media debate about your favourite advert now in the daily mail. louis leo. definitely not. louis. >> louis. so this is. this is boots christmas and boots has unveiled its christmas advert starring bridgerton . bridgerton starring bridgerton. bridgerton starring bridgerton. bridgerton star adjoa andoh as mrs. claus, which is, i mean because she's black. mrs. claus would obviously be white because it's the north pole due to the lack of sunlight for half of the yean of sunlight for half of the year, you'd need to have white skin to absorb absorb enough uv to generate vitamin d, so that's already an issue. but that's not the issue that's upsetting people. they've got. she's married to a lazy santa. oh, the white guy's lazy, you know what i mean? but this is just the seasonal british tradition of alienating the british population. they have like a christmas john lewis ad is going to have doctor shola mos—shogbamimu wiping her bum on a union jack or something. this is just what this is. just what all the big department stores do. people are upset because she previously said she she pointed

at the royal. she was doing coverage of the royal family's wedding or whatever they had, or the what was it, the coronation, the what was it, the coronation, the coronation. >> you work on this channel, you don't know this story . don't know this story. >> i'm not a details guy, but she pointed at the balcony and she pointed at the balcony and she said, oh, it's terribly white. oh, terribly white. and by extension, she's saying britain's terribly white because there are royal family. and it's like, that's imagine if somebody said, oh, that's terribly black at the, you know , the english at the, you know, the english football team or something like that, they'd be put in jail. they'd literally be put in jail. keir starmer would be like hooking up electrodes to their testicles right now. and chanting incantations. and, you know , this is just this is just know, this is just this is just ridiculous. >> but some people are saying you're a grinch and that it's a warm advert and that it's beautiful and it's very well made. the production budget is astonishing. it's really good, isn't it? it's a beautiful advert, but it does look good. it's a bit snoozy. >> i think it's a shame on santa. i mean , he's tired and santa. i mean, he's tired and he's allowed to be tired. and the thing is as well, we only see santa in that moment. we

didn't see how he spent his day. he could have been doing whatever he could have been wrapping. >> that's very true. we don't know what his lived experience. no, exactly. >> that's the whole thing. >> that's the whole thing. >> i think this is boots playing five d chess. they know that trump won because people were just in revulsion at all this woke nonsense, this anti—white woke nonsense, this anti—white woke nonsense. so boots are secretly neo—nazi secretly neo— nazi accelerationists. have secretly neo—nazi accelerationists. have you noficed accelerationists. have you noticed all their pills are white? you know what? das boots, jack boots . but boots, jack boots. but boots, neo—nazis, they're all, you know, hitler. like drugs. >> i think we covered that in whatever story. but do you know that boots is owned by an american company now? >> oh , yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> walgreen. >> walgreen. >> yeah. there you go. >> yeah. there you go. >> yeah. there you go. >> yeah. a bleak travel review in the guardian. now, bruce. >> yes. so this is women walking the camino de santiago. speak of terrifying sexual harassment. i've had female friends that have gone over and done these walks. and, you know, they raise money for charity and all that kind of thing. and. but over the past, however many years there have been attempted rapes, there have been attempted rapes, there have been attempted rapes, there have been men exposing themselves, there have been

people, guys driving up in vans trying to get women to go in. and yeah, it's just it's quite scary. >> look at some images. it does look a bit remote. >> have they got pictures of them in. >> no they haven't got pictures of the men. no i don't want to be a victim blamer. but it does. look, it looks very remote. i'm not sure i'd want to be hiking there on my own. and then once we cover this story, we're telling everyone. oh, there's all these women hiking here on their own. so over time, the russians might gravitate towards. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i mean, i don't i don't approve of sort of getting potential victims to change their behaviour. but i mean, going on your own seems to be dangerous. i don't know if they can go in groups with with a trained bear or something like that. >> some of them go with a gay bean >> yeah, that would work. >> yeah, that would work. >> that would be just as good. >> that would be just as good. >> and lots of wine still to come. my panel's take on on why men's days be numbered. this is headliners only on gb

welcome back to headliners. we've had a your say comment in the break. william says cressida as host gives. this gives headliners this headline oh my god cressida is host who can read gives this headliners show a bit of order. >> you couldn't get those words does she william does she, does she okay. >> daily star next. and this is rather alarming. >> bruce. >> bruce. >> honestly, i wanted to say balls to the wall, but i won't. this is scientists warn men could become extinct due to

testicle mutations after 100 million years, the y chromosome has continued to deteriorate, leaving the future of men unknown. as experts say, testicles play a huge role in cultivating the dna component. what? so it's this woman, geneticist jenny graves. she's leading this study. and what she has said here are testicles are not a safe place to live. there's too many mutations going on. so i don't know how yours are. mine are fine. check them in the shower. they didn't seem to be mutating. >> or do move though. don't they?if >> or do move though. don't they? if you sit and watch them, they? if you sit and watch them, they move. they roll over each other like a sort of yelang. >> yelang thing or your testicles? yeah. have you ever sat on yours? >> yeah, i've done all the i didn't know. >> what was it? honestly, i, i beginning i thought this is ludicrous. >> of course men aren't going to become extinct. i don't know, maybe it's possible. well, staying with the daily star and this place could use some help from kirstie and phil. leo. >> this is p diddy's creepy

$61.5 million mansion, which is zero buyers for one major reason. it's a 13,000 square foot mansion which went up for sale back in september, but has generated. i wonder why he's trying to raise so much money at the moment, but has generated zero interest or potential buyers due to one reason they can't ignore. do you know what it is? p diddy used it for free coughs, so our source said a married couple couple recently looked at the house and the woman was creeped out and couldn't wait to leave. as one source put it, there is definitely an ick factor because of all the allegations against diddy. both criminal and civil. but then another real estate agent or realtor is what they say here, but they're wrong there. that's not not a real word. they say it's no, it's worth nowhere near the 61.5 million price tag. he only paid 39 million for it back in 2014. >> but that's what i was going to say. i mean, over and above everything, which is appalling. but it's vastly overpriced. yeah. do you know who i think would sell it ? the women from would sell it? the women from selling sunset? they can sell anything. yeah , yeah. anything. yeah, yeah. >> and also, maybe if he just

opened the cupboards and just let that baby oil fall all over the floor, people would be trapped in there. do you think it'd be like one of his parties? >> can you imagine? horrible, bruce wrote in the guardian. now an historical re—enactment. it's big news. >> yes. >> yes. >> now, this is at the chiltern open air museum and it's muskets , open air museum and it's muskets, chainmail and medieval laundry behind the boom in historical re—enactment. do you fancy a weekend sword fighting or touring a castle dressed as a laundress? what's a laundress? i mean, for goodness sake, the laundry. >> oh, really? surely a mother, i'm guessing, right? >> okay . volunteers devoted to >> okay. volunteers devoted to living history explains the endunng living history explains the enduring appeal. i don't think i'd want to go jousting. would you? >> do you know who does this or who did something similar recently? >> no. >> no. >> mr adam kumar of headliners. >> mr adam kumar of headliners. >> no way. yes. >> no way. yes. >> he showed me a picture. i wish i'd thought of this two hours ago. i might have got it queued up. no, not joust, i don't think. oh, the re—enactment stuff. yeah, he went and dressed up as something from the olden days. >> that's amazing. yeah, i can see why it's popular. i mean, it's a time when, you know, people had roles men weren't

being constantly denigrated. i think. i think it's a it's a fun thing to do. connects you to your history. my dad used to go punt gunning, kept that tradition alive. >> i don't even know what that is. >> it's is.- >> it's a is. >> it's a big it's is.— >> it's a big it's a is. >> it's a big it's a massive gun. it's a gun so big. it's illegal in america. and you mount it on a boat and you go out into the estuary and you sneak up, sneak up on ducks, and you bang the bottom of the boat, and then they all fly up in the air. >> where did you do that? >> where did you do that? >> and the solway in scotland. oh, various other places on the wash in norfolk. okay. >> well, there you go. so did you. what do you do with the ducks? you eat them. >> yeah. you eat them. or in the old days they'd sell them to, to the market. but yeah, we'd eat them and give them to friends and stuff. >> wow. okay. fair enough. no, it does sound quite romantic, actually. not the duck bit. closing with the daily mail and some bonkers bargain hunters. >> leo pandemonium. this is a la cruz sale that sparked a four hour queue and police operation as hundreds of shoppers descended on a warehouse to bag high end luxury pot. they should have said pots, because it's pot is a drug at cut price de la cruz. i've got some la cruz stuff. it's very expensive. i

mean, it's great stuff. but they were saving money but not enough money. these, these have got to be quite posh people because la cruz you got to you know, it's a certain status symbol. it's like having an aga or something like that. you're spending, you know, hundreds of pounds. >> the moment you've got ramekins in your life, you're pretty posh, aren't you? >> so they're saving like, i mean, they are saving. saving a lot. somebody spent £1,127 on stuff that would have cost 2741, but if you've got to stand in a queue for four hours. i mean, is your life worth that much? you've ruined a car boot sale conditions. >> but also, it was all kicking off. >> it was like, you know, black fri day. >> friday. >> yeah, but there's a couple of things with la cruz, say, and you'll know yourself they're heavy. so if your weak wristed. yeah. you know it's hard and they're difficult to clean. my advice is get yourself down to the lidl or the aldi. they do snide versions. yeah totally. >> yeah. and get cast iron. get proper. not the enamelled stuff that kwasi does. i've got a le creuset frying pan. it's enamelled. he can't get it too hot. he's got to wash it carefully and stuff you can. you can clean a cast iron pan with a wire brush. it's amazing. you

feel like beer. >> what happened to you? because there was le creuset in here before the refit. before they changed the site. so where? where have they gone? >> to this warehouse. >> to this warehouse. >> we're learning tonight. okay, the show is nearly over, so let's take another quick look at tuesday's front pages. the daily mail has well been must quit after failing to act on abuse, says bishop. the daily telegraph has pressure mounts on welby to resign the eye has water. bills must rise to tackle illegal sewage spills, minister tells uk pubuc sewage spills, minister tells uk public and the independent has. bishop joins call for welby to quit over abuse scandal. the metro has time to go. bishop and finally the daily star. the referee's a silly sausage. that's all we have time for tonight. thank you to my guests leo kearse and bruce devlin. andrew doyle will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with josh howie and carrie marks. and if you're watching at 5 am, please stay tuned because now it's time for breakfast.

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also a cold start with some dense fog through the central belt, more especially northern ireland. this fog is going to be slow to clear, with a weak sun at this time of year could continue into the afternoon in places, but we've got some decent sunny skies across much of england and wales. the far southeast. they're just seeing a breeze coming in from the north sea, making it feel on the cold side and some showers coming and going, especially for parts of kent, but also coastal parts of norfolk, suffolk and essex into the afternoon, though some decent dry and bright weather across much of the uk, most places staying fine with temperatures at 11 to 12 celsius generally, although where some fog does stick around, it's going to feel chilly all day now into wednesday morning. a similar start with some dense fog around, especially across central parts of the uk. cloudier skies in the far south with a few showers and clouding over for the north and northwest of scotland, with some outbreaks of scotland, with some outbreaks of mostly light rain arriving

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prime minister boris johnson criticises the government's policy. >> it's a really, really dumb thing to do. i think it's mad. it's absolutely mad. i don't know why they've done it. >> our presenter, emily carver will be live from a farm on exmoor all day for us. >> pressure mounts on the archbishop of canterbury, justin welby, to resign over his handung welby, to resign over his handling of child abuse