>> hello! it's 11:00, which means >> hello! it's11:00, which means it's time for tomorrow's newspapers tonight. join us over the next hour to find out why keir's body is saying everything he daren't. why .7 scotland's he daren't. why.7 scotland's supreme court he daren't. why? scotland's supreme court is lifting the kilt on the meaning of woman, and why the woke are teaching their toddlers to start hating white people younger than ever. i'm simon evans and tonight's comedians are louis shaffer and leo kearse . it's the dream team. leo kearse. it's the dream team. this is headliners .

this is headliners. but before tomorrow's news let's hear one last time tonight's headlines with joe caspar . with joe caspar. >> good evening. it's 11:00 with joe caspar. >> good evening. it's11:00 i'm joe caspar in the gb newsroom . joe caspar in the gb newsroom. some breaking news to bring you this evening. a man in his 30s is fighting for his life after a corrosive substance was thrown in an attack in paignton, devon. devon and cornwall police arrested five people after it received reports that two men approached the victim at ten past, one in the morning last thursday. a 46 year old man from paignton was arrested on suspicion of applying a corrosive fluid with intent to cause grievous bodily harm. two men and a woman were arrested on suspicion of conspiring to cause grievous bodily harm with intent, and a 43 year old woman was arrested on suspicion of wounding with intent. all have been released on police bail pending further enquiries . two pending further enquiries. two british tourists are missing

after a boat sunk in the red sea off egypt. the foreign office says it is supporting several british nationals and their families. two brits are said to be among the 28 rescued. the governor of the red sea region said the yacht was carrying 44 people and a high sea wave hit the vessel, causing to it capsize in about 5 or 7 minutes. rescue efforts are ongoing, led by the military and local officials . the environment officials. the environment secretary says more flooding is likely this week following the devastation already caused by storm bert, which has claimed five lives. the storm, which swept across england and wales over the weekend, brought torrential rain, flooding and 80 mile an hour winds in northamptonshire, a major incident has been declared as heavy rainfall caused severe flooding , overwhelming local flooding, overwhelming local emergency services, with more than 800 calls. authorities there are urging the public to only dial 999 when there is a

risk to life . rachel reeves has risk to life. rachel reeves has ruled out tax rises for the for the rest of this parliament, as she defended her budget. the chancellor told business leaders it has brought stability to the economy, saying public services must now live within their means. speaking at the confederation of industry of british industry conference, she said difficult decisions were needed to draw a line under the inheritance from the previous government. she also dismissed calls for the big tax rises on businesses, saying the economy is now on firm footing. >> we have now drawn a line under the inheritance that i faced public finances are now on a firm footing and also our pubuc a firm footing and also our public services are funded in a proper way, and we've now set the envelope for those public services for the rest of this parliament, which means we're not going to have to come back for more some more breaking news for more some more breaking news for you coming out of the us. >> a judge has thrown out a criminal case against donald

trump, accusing him of attempting to overturn his 2020 election defeat. special counsel jack smith had moved to drop all four felony charges against the president elect. mr trump, who was indicted in august 2023, faced charges including conspiracy to defraud the us and obstruction of an official proceeding. the latest order puts an end to the federal effort to hold trump criminally responsible for his attempts to hold on to power , and in the hold on to power, and in the premier league, there was this evening there was a shock win for west ham as they put two goals past newcastle at saint james's park. tomas soucek and aaron wan—bissaka were on target for the east london side in the north—east . those are your north—east. those are your latest gb news headlines for now . latest gb news headlines for now. i'm joe casper, that's me done for the day. a very good evening to you. >> now back to headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr

code , or go to gbnews.com/alerts . code, or go to gbnews.com/alerts. >> thank you joe. hello and welcome to headliners. this is your first look at tuesday's top stories with three top comedians. let's have a quick taste of what leo and louis will be dealing with on tuesday's front pages . so we have the front pages. so we have the telegraph to kick us off with reeves tax rises milking us, say bosses and unpleasant image there. the i newspaper public spending cuts on the way from 2026. as reeves vows no more tax rises. the mail. no more tax rises, says reeves. the mirror mud , sweat and tears. that's the mud, sweat and tears. that's the flooding i believe starmer will make spiking a crime in the metro, and the star has all i want for christmas is you. oh ,

want for christmas is you. oh, bless. plenty of news there. leo. let's start with tuesday's telegraph. >> yes, they've got that headune. >> yes, they've got that headline . reeves tax rises are headline. reeves tax rises are milking us sea bosses. she's got a little stool out. she's got her fists on their udders and she's pumping away. she actually looks like the guy from kingpin. have you seen that film kingpin? the amish guy who. who goes out to milk the cow, and he brings back a big bucket of milk, and he's drinking from the milk, and he's drinking from the milk, and he's like, i milked your cow. and they're like, we don't have a cow. we've got a bull. so you've done well to fill a pail with it. she. yeah. >> well, i think this is on at 5:00. >> more like a yacht in the morning, i think. >> rachel reeves has got the same wrist technique. the british leader certainly thinks she's been a bit brisk with their. with their tackle. they say that the various tax rises that she's levied on businesses, including the minimum wage going up, which is effectively and effectively a tax for them, you know, national insurance increases all the rest of it. they're making business uncompetitive, and it means they're going to have to cut

back in hiring, and it will affect profits, which then affects, you know, people think, oh, it's just big business. no, we've all got stakes in these businesses through our pension funds, through whatever it is i don't have i don't have a pension fund. all right. >> well, i mean, i think she made she made herself a hostage to fortune, didn't she really by by saying that she wasn't going to increase taxes on working people, on on any taxes on individual people and so actually, what the taxes she's had to introduce probably been far more crippling to the prospects of ordinary working people than if she'd just put a penny on income tax. yeah. >> in truth, yes, exactly. it's like direct it's, you know, direct taxes , indirect taxes. direct taxes, indirect taxes. it's like taxes. yeah. i mean, if this is why this, this headline, i know it's in the daily telegraph, but it says taxes are milk rises are milking us, says bosses. but you're totally right. it's affecting everybody. it's like there's only so much money in a pot. and if they're taking 50%, that means. >> but you know what bosses are like. they'll take this hit. they won't try and distribute it amongst the working poor. they won't try and socialise their costs and privatise their profits. >> what, you don't think that

they're not doing it now? you don't think they're trying to save every little penny that they have. and if they get 10% more, then this is what they're going to. >> let's have a very quick look at the new bbc all female spoty team sheet . it says spoty being team sheet. it says spoty being sports personality. >> is that what i thought that was the new jaguar advert. >> yeah. no that's right. well i mean it's a pretty atrocious line—up isn't it? gary lineker has gone and you've been left. >> the only improvement. >> the only improvement. >> clare balding, gaby roslin and that is alex scott right in. yeah, she is the absolutely sporting a pretty jaguar ad style . yeah. what do you would style. yeah. what do you would you think audience viewers will plummet or have we become numbed? >> yeah i mean i don't think stuff like this matters anymore . stuff like this matters anymore. i mean, maybe in the old days, you know, when we didn't have access to social media, we didn't have constant celebrities in our face all the time. you know, it mattered. you got to see them in a different environment than on the football pitch or in a hollywood film. now we see them all the time, so who cares about awards

ceremonies? >> but well, i will say i quite like sports personality of 1