killing an nhs raping and killing an nhs worker, has been jailed for life. mohammed lord alli attacked mother of three natalie chater while she was passed out in southall park, west london. ledoux was found guilty of her rape and manslaughter. richard marx kc sentenced him to life with a minimum term of ten years and eight months. the widow of former england rugby player tom voice says she's overwhelmed by the support received since he went missing. his wife anna said absolutely devastated and heartbroken, doesn't even describe how i feel. the 43 three year old's body was discovered yesterday and his identity confirmed after a five day search of the river, and the player's car was swept away while he was trying to cross a ford in northumberland during storm daren. and finally,

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tomorrow's top stories with three comedians. before we dive in, let's have a look at what leo and bruce will have to work with on saturday's front pages. the telegraph has mi5 and mi5 probes dukes cash from china. the times has .uk spy went to palace. daily express has stopped crashing britain's economy and the daily mirror has china crisis. the iweekend leads with smart gadgets, spying on us more than ever, with air fryers now recording conversations and the daily star has butty botherer give sarnies a chance. those were your front pages. okay, so let's have a closer look at these. leo. let's start with the daily mail. >> so the daily mail has andrew. they're talking about prince andrew one day possibly king andrew. andrew is known china spy andrew. andrew is known china spy for ten years. the duke met this china spy in 2012 and only dropped him as a friend after he was rumbled. this. i sort of feel like we've been here before, but with paedophilia instead of spying for china. so, you know, prince andrew was

friends with jeffrey epstein and then, you know, dropped him when he, you know, discovered that the girls he'd been partying with at the island were, in fact. >> well, i think at this stage, don't we have to.7 the guy is accused of spying, isn't he.7 i don't accused of spying, isn't he? i don't think that part is certain. is it? >> oh, yeah. they've got it. they've got it in quotation marks. so, you know, when they say china spy, it might not be a china spy, but he's being he's being investigated by m15. so they're going to get to the get to the bottom of it. >> and also to be fair to andrew, he dropped him as soon as he found out. >> and how do you not realise sooner that this, like, chinese guy who keeps going into a little room in the in the house and like putting up this radio antenna and sending messages in morse code? how do you not realise what that guy is up to? >> i don't know if m15 know all those facts. you should. you should call them. >> i'm just. i'm just assuming that's how spying happens. >> do you think they went to pizza express? >> well, this this will unfold, won't it? i mean, we'll find out. but, you know, if you found out. but, you know, if you found out that one of your friends had

done something awful and you drop them the next day, that's all you can do. >> but hang on a minute. why does he have. so he's got famously bad taste in women because she was mental. and the fact of the mounted is he's not he's not really known for keeping decent company at all. he's always involved with alleged shysters. >> yeah. and this is one of these one of these areas where, you know, i think there's some, some good points you can make from the monarchy, you know, because the, the, the family inherits the country, they've got more of an incentive to, to keep it in good condition than a democracy does. but then you also get some idiots. so, you know, you can either at least with, with a democratic system, you can vote out your idiots. whereas with with prince andrew, we're sort of stuck with him as a, as a prince. i mean, it would be much better if the royals just stuck to organising it's a knockout instead of, you know, getting involved in high level because he was an he was a trade envoy to he was going to saudi arabia dealing with arms. >> isn't it that they let him do that? he doesn't strike me as

somebody that should be a trade envoy. >> and this was stuff to do with defence. you know, this was big contracts for military stuff. i know, you know, saudi arabia and other countries are going to be impressed that there's a royal because obviously they're royals as well. so it shows, you know, status and prestige and stuff. but you know really prince andrew he's not he's not the best royal. it's like send me a better one bruce. >> anything else you'd like to cover on the daily mail? >> yes, i would actually. and i'm glad that you asked me. and thank you. so this is to do with naomi campbell, my spirit animal. and she has been suspended from she had an organisation called relief for fashion and fashion relief, and apparently a lot of the money raised wasn't getting to the people that it was meant to. allegedly it was going on business class flights, massages and cigarettes for naomi. and those are necessities. absolutely. listen, you don't get to that stage without saying, come on now, love. i don't want any crisps. so what she's saying here is the fake email account in her name. so i'm not sure about this. will

clear her in this charity storm because i thought it was funny when she said in an interview she was getting some award the day it broke and they went, naomi, how do you feel about this? she went, i have a legal lawyer looking into it, and i thought, what other kind of lawyer would you have? brilliant. maybe one that's defending andrew. >> that would explain. >> that would explain. >> so i just can't believe that money that went to a charity might not have gone to the intended recipient. >> exactly. >> exactly. >> charity. i'm just. it's surely got to be a first. >> what were the charity supposed to do? >> well it was the there's a paddock full of, you know, the adverts for donkeys, distress donkeys. >> it was like that. but supermodels don't. >> honestly, i remember one day being a wee bit worse for wear from the night before and seeing the wee donkeys and the hooves. and i still sponsor a donkey. it's hellish what they do to those donkeys. and that's the reason i don't eat charcuterie anymore, because i didn't realise that it was made from the donkeys. >> it's donkeys. >> it's donkeys. >> it's donkeys. >> i know it's donkeys. it's some donkeys in italy. the poor donkeys. >> i don't know about that. okay, let's have a look at the

iweekend, please. >> bruce. yes. now, this is what you said in the beginning. and our air fryers are now spying on us. maybe they're friends with andrew and the man from china. so, yeah. your air fryer is now recording you having conversations now i do. do you have an air fryer? >> i actually, i bought my wife an air fryer for christmas, and now i'm worried that it's going to. >> well, if she's having an affair, you'll find out. >> but whose are these sausages? >> but whose are these sausages? >> well, mine's got a meat probe. >> it does. >> it does. >> well, if the technology's there, i suppose the companies are going to use it, aren't they? >> yeah, but isn't it kind of terrifying that we're introducing all these laws around speech? you know, hate speech and things that you can't see illegal, you know, protected groups that you can't mention or criticise at the same time as we're bringing through all these devices that listen to everything we say in our house, i always unplug the modem before i always unplug the modem before i call you. >> i don't want any of that being you've got a modem. >> i know i apparently am the person that you don't because i like to send voice notes. right.

and lots of them. and i everyone says that to me. i never play a voice note from you in public, or you'll text me and go, is this okay? cos i don't have headphones. and most of the time i wait until no. >> shocking. okay, leo, i wait until no. >> shocking. okay, leo