future, and and a syrian owned future, and we want one that is representative and inclusive. thatis representative and inclusive. that is what partners in the region and allies, close allies signed up to yesterday. and that's what we'll be encouraging. >> in other news, close to a thousand people may have been killed after cyclone chido hit the french territory of mayotte in the indian ocean. the search for survivors continued today. it's feared the eventual death toll could continue to rise once the damage is fully assessed. entire settlements were flattened when the cyclone brought wind speeds of more than 225km/h, with the poorest living in makeshift shelters particularly hard hit. forecaster matteo france said it was the strongest storm in more than 90 years to hit the islands, and a convicted terrorist is reportedly suing a pub called the saracen's head inn, saying he was deeply offended by its sign. it's being

reported in the sun that 60 year old khalid bakhmut claims the depiction of a bearded arab inches depiction of a bearded arab incites violence, despite him previously being jailed for preparing jihadi propaganda. he also reportedly claims it's racist and wants £1,850 from the landlord of the historic inn at amersham, and plans to take on 30 more with the same name if successful. but publican robbie hayes called it a complete joke, adding that the pub has been called the saracens head for 500 years. and those are the latest gb news headlines. for now i'm tatiana sanchez. now it's over to headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gbnews.com/alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at tomorrow's top stories with

three comedians. before we dive in, however, let's have a quick look at what josh and archie will have to work with on monday's front pages. the telegraph to start iht raid will cost more than it makes familiar story. the mail why china spy must be named the sun banned old duke of york. the express 750,000 elderly people face being left in the cold. the metro official guide to a&e chaos. the i newspaper. eu tells starmer your brexit reset is doomed without a better offer on fish and under 30s and the josh, i can't believe that was the correct headline there. the this i'm going to read that does say fish doesn't it. >> yes. >> yes. >> that's not my eyes playing up but they're not what they used to be. but that is that is fish a better offer on fish. well that has long been a proverbial insistence anyway. josh the mail to kick us off with the china spy. >> it's nice to hear you're

finally going through puberty. >> yeah, i've had a bad flu all week. actually. i've been been promising to cancel things. but you know what it's like when you're self—employed.7 it's a different calculation, isn't it.7 absolutely, yes. >> i'm glad you're here. and. yeah. so why china spy must be named. he has to be named. he's called h6, and we cannot keep on calling him h6. >> so there actually sounds more like a flu. funnily. well, yeah. also from china. which. >> where? yeah. who? >> where? yeah. who? >> where? yeah. who? >> where was it a lab or not? we don't know. is this person real? so. and what they're talking abouti so. and what they're talking about i believe i heard some rumours that. >> yeah. reform are even saying that they were going to name him tom moore. >> richard tice is saying he's going to name him in parliament. so i hope it's a pronounceable name for richard. yeah. well, exactly. is that parliamentary? you can say what he likes. yeah, yeah. so it might be rubbish, but i mean, i don't know why he has to be named. i mean, suppose i think the part of the reason is it's just everybody knows it's online. i don't know, i don't know, i haven't a clue. but in other countries they know they're laughing at us and they 90, they're laughing at us and they go, oh, we know something you don't know. so i feel like we got to know, but it feels more

like the press wants to know. so then they could just do a deep dive and go on this person's facebook or whatever it is. >> well, that's the key is not so much the name. we want some personal details. right? we want to know exactly what the nature of his relationship with the prince was. >> i think we can find that stuff out. maybe it sounds like we already kind of know a lot of that stuff anyway. so. >> and now the other thing which we've been looking at in a later story, but we may have bumped it if we're going to yvette cooper acknowledging how difficult it is to be as stern acknowledging how difficult it is to be as stem with china as we once, once might have wanted to be, i know. >> well, exactly this is the thing was like, oh, why are you spying on us? please, we really want your money. and yeah, it's a problem. we need that. as she says, economic cooperation. it's a complex arrangement. i personally think it's a good sign that china is spying on us, because it's like we're still in the game. >> i agree with you. i mean, unironically intellectual property suggests we actually have some intellectual. >> they don't know that. we don't know. >> absolutely. >> absolutely. >> they're not doing a good job. >> they're not doing a good job. >> but why would you go to the duke of york in 2020? it's like he was a nobody by then. it's

like, why are you, if you're a chinese spy trying to get information to get to by 2020? he was still he was this was after he's fallen from grace and they're still kind of spying on him. >> no, because i believe that they this is what i heard was that they're thinking about opening a chain of pizza express in china, in buckingham palace. they want his person, or maybe some anti—sweat deodorant or some anti—sweat deodorant or some peking duck at the palace is what it is, isn't it? proper peking? >> peking on mr >> peking on mr >> but he had been until then. he had been a sort of envoy for industry and so on, wasn't he? he did used to go i mean, a lot of his sort of overseas travels. that was the headline. justification. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> himars a&e wasn't he. yeah. >> himars a&e wasn't he. yeah. >> oh, well, we will hopefully see mr tice deliver the goods on monday. archie, the times, you're free for your first front page. >> oh, this is very exciting for me. the times are hammering it again by suggesting that the duke not only needs to name or be more honest about h6, but he now can't have christmas. we are cancelling christmas. no one wants to see him. we don't want to see him walking at the church to see him walking at the church to sandringham. i do feel a bit sorry for randy andy because he can't even now go to christmas. it's like the one time where families get together. what's he meant to do? like, where do we

want him? what do we want him to do? >> well, i was surprised when they're saying they want to keep him out of the public eye. i'm like, when was he back in the pubuc like, when was he back in the public eye? i thought he was. >> still, it's the one time of year he gets to walk with the other real royals and smile and get photographed for him. i love that, you know? and now he doesn't even get that. >> no, but maybe he can go to china. i think it's becoming quite big over there. >> it's huge over there now. yeah, yeah it's true. >> they have pared it down a little bit over the last few years haven't they. the royal family and he sort of wandered into that trap a little bit hasn't he. he's, he's made it quite easy for him. >> it seems to me that his reputation is, is somehow not as bad as prince harry's, which i don't understand. i mean, this is a man who paid $12 million to a woman he'd never met, for reasons no one understands. he's now hanging out with a spy. and yet prince harry is the public enemy. >> i thought you were talking about prince harry and meghan. >> yeah, they're seen as worse. they're not allowed to. they were banned from christmas years ago. >> he gave her 12 million. >> he gave her 12 million. >> no, he didn't give her 12 million. >> so where is prince harry spending christmas? is he not spending christmas? is he not spending it with meghan? >> i'd have thought, in montecito. yeah, but ghislaine maxwell in the times has written a wonderful article called how to be prince andrew's friends.

we can't we can't sadly see it. it's on. it's on in a page there. but there's some good tips on what you can do if you want to be friends with prince rich, maybe, i think be rich and provide children. and then starmer is too slow to help ukraine, they write. someone in zelenskyy's government is criticising kid starmer for suggesting that he's following the americans, rather than doing what the conservatives did, and being a bit more proactive in supporting ukraine, and a very encouraging image of young paul mccartney there, 82 years old. >> and there's a huge story here as well. policing chief wants to ditch distracting hate incidents. we've been going on about hate incidents for years here, and it's funnily enough, it's come from the college of policing. that's where actually all the stuff originated anyway. yes. so the fact that this lord herbert of south downs is now saying that they're talking about scrapping or refining or whatever it is, that's a very encouraging sign. okay. it's ridiculous. >> how can you have a non—crime hate incident? i don't understand, it's absolutely absurd. >> you should have been watching this show for the last three years. >> what other non—crime incidents they're going to go and investigate. it's just extraordinary. >> they can do some actual crime. >> it's a very subtle

philosophical point. it's an abstract conundrum. >> it's not a phrase. >> it's not a phrase. >> it's not a phrase. >> it's a doctorate degree. i'm quite interested, as you can have lord herbert of south downs, that being a sort of geophysical proposition rather than a region or city that you normally a peerage is normally attached to. >> and it sounds like a hate crime to me. >> the south downs, it's just wanders around up on the hillside in his ermine. anyway, good luck to him. sounds like they've woken up the daily telegraph. josh. >> yeah, so at the top, actually, just quickly, the man who saved strictly, this is chris mccausland, who is i don't know if he's still a friend of mine. we've always got on very well. he's a great stand up. >> he's dropped you by now, mate, i can promise that he's not going to make his millions. >> i might drop him a text and see if he replies. >> the iron law of showbiz brett goldstein i remember when he went out to america and whenever i talked to him, this sort of congratulations, right? >> nothing. nothing. no. but anyway, good for him. chris, i haven't didn't watch any of it, but, you know, it's amazing. >> no, it is the first season of strictly that hasn't been marred by scandal. no one screwed anyone. no. and you know, he won

amazing dancing. he's blind. it's extraordinary. yeah. >> and apparently the choreography was witty, which is one of those words i'm never sure if i quite believe. yeah, witty choreography. >> but something here that's going to be important. by the way, we can't say sorry if anybody heard the word. you know, sex, sex, nothing. nothing. i'm just saying i'm just. all i know is we're very could be child watching any children. but anyway, kate set to become new match of the face of match of the day. and this is a woman. and there's a match of the day. it's. i believe that's about football. and she's going to be the new gary lineker. so that's me doing my research, putting those two things together. there is a really big story here. iht raid will cost more than it makes. now that sounds like a serious story because they've got all the acronyms. but what this is about is the budget. the budget just won't go away, and it seems like cutting what the whole point was that anybody who was dying, that some of that money would be taken to the government, and then obviously, this is what it's all about, the farmers.

this is actually going to cost a billion, which is insane. >> so this is the cost of enforcing it or they'll lose out on it because now farms aren't going to bother investing in their businesses anymore. >> they're going to hire like 100,000 less people. so is this just one of those unintended consequences? and they they it seems like they put it through for ideological reasons, maybe, i don't know, unintended consequences is a very poor excuse. >> excuse. >> i'm not showing you or presenting it as an excuse, but the whole point of being the chancellor is that you're supposed to analyse the second and third order effects of possible legislation. >> the fourth or fifth. >> the fourth or fifth. >> yeah. well, no, not even you just i mean, it's fairly well known the laffer curve is the most famous example of it, that there is a degree beyond which taxation produces less revenue because people don't invest. people don't, they don't. it doesn't draw capital into the country and people don't take risks now. >> no. hey. hey, everyone. >> no. hey. hey, everyone. >> i wonder how many years before that that joke was cracked? yes. but anyway, i think i'm not all surprised. i mean, the print is tiny there,

as it often is on the telegraph, so i don't know exactly what aspect is this. iht is inheritance tax, right? >> it is. they reckon they lose 125,000 jobs as a result, which is a huge amount in rural communities as well. it's not a great deal of employment anyway. >> same thing happened when they banned the hunt, of course. same sort of ideological, you know, motivations without thinking about what? how it knitted together. village life. >> yeah. and now all those foxes, they're eating all the food. yeah. those chickens. >> chaos out there in the country losing millions. and i think most hunts are still operating. >> most people in hove would welcome the hunt. as far as the fox pest is concerned. anyway, well, that's the front pages looked at. and unless you'd like to have a quick look at the mirror, i don't know that there's much on there, is it? >> it's strictly mainly. and then wes streeting banning cowboy cosmetic surgeons, which i think is a good thing. >> everyone seems cowboy cosmetic. >> so the ones just wear the hats and they're on a horse, they're no longer allowed to operate. they have to be in ppe. no poor woman did die as a result of an appalling cosmetic procedure. and as a result, wes streeting, who seems to be speaking a lot about everything at the moment. yeah. can't move

for wes streeting. he's everywhere. >> no. that's right. he's become the government's acceptable face, isn't he? he has. you know, that's your acceptable face. you've got a serious problem. >> so, yeah, he's been making jokes at the spectator dinner, and he's been he's been everywhere. >> fantastic. and there is another picture of comic chris who's safe strictly now. he's set to make millions and strike josh howie from his address book. that's the way the cookie crumbles. that's the front pages looked at. up next, we have the latest on the prince and the spy. oh, i think we've done that one. why? deportations don't make everyone happy. that's new. and a new premises to rent in dublin. this is headliners only on gb

and welcome back to headliners. i'm simon evans, joined by josh howie and the fresh faced new arrival already foul mouthed archie manners and singing archie's chair is not a new chair. it's all part of the

humiliation process. >> it's like i'm being pranked. >> it's like i'm being pranked. >> it's like i'm being pranked. >> it's the broadcasting equivalent of beasting familiarwith. anyway, we have deportations now ticking up under labour. that's encouraging, you might think. but the guardian are not happy. >> yes. this is this is very exciting news for labour. less exciting news for labour. less exciting news for asylum seekers. 13,500 of them have been deported. most of these are voluntary. so there are people who have been incentivised by a £3,000 prepaid card when they land back where they came from. oh, okay. so that's the bit they don't tell you quite so much about. most are going back to brazil, which seems to me i wouldn't leave brazil. frankly, it's a much nicer place than here, and it sounds like a big number, but 13,500 since labour got in. it's actually only the capacity of oldham athletic's football stadium. so it's not you know, it's not that many people, but there are concerns and this is why the guardian are peed off, that a huge number of them are going to be suffering from poor human rights if they go back to where they came from. so it's kind of those kind of people suggesting, but not, as you say, in brazil. >> brazil doesn't have i mean, brazil, it might not be everyone's cup of tea, but at

stake, isn't it? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> no, it's like i believe if you don't have a sense of rhythm. yeah. things like that. >> although not beach ready. yes. yeah. beach ready physique. >> if your costume isn't, like, sparkly enough. yeah. there could be some real and then some of them. >> so 37 have been sent back to pakistan and then they've had those £3,000 is the standard is it? i don't know i don't know what the cost is to go home really. >> but the card, as you say, it's a >> but the card, as