>> hello. >> hello. >> it's 11:00, which means >> hello. >> it's11:00, which means it's time for tomorrow's newspapers tonight. >> join us over the next hour to find out why. >> this is not a serious offence. what exactly is offensive about this and why.7 we all have embarrassing relatives. and not just at christmas. i'm simon evans, my fellow funny people. tonight, josh howie and kerry marx. together, we'll take you through tomorrow's top stories. this is headliners. but

before tomorrow's news, let's go to tonight's headlines one more time with sophia wenzler. >> good evening. these are your headunes >> good evening. these are your headlines from the gb newsroom. at 11:00, the prime minister is set to visit british troops serving on russia's border. as he says, ukraine will require more money and more capability. sir keir starmer was speaking at the joint expeditionary force conference in estonia, where he met leaders of other baltic states. the prime ministers also discussed making the economic case at home for continued support for ukraine. the alleged chinese spy linked to prince andrew has said he did nothing wrong or unlawful after he was named publicly for the first time. the high court lifted a ban on naming yang tingbao, described as a close contact of

the duke, after rejecting his bid for anonymity. the 50 year old, who was banned from britain on national security grounds, ran a lobbying firm with ties to beijing, westminster and royal circles. yang reportedly attended the duke's birthday party in 2020 and helped organise a uk china business wmmw organise a uk china business summit. pressure to reveal his identity mounted after reform uk's. nigel farage vowed to name him in parliament. meanwhile, the duke of york will not join the duke of york will not join the royal family for christmas at sandringham, according to sources. it's understood both prince andrew and his ex—wife, the duchess of york, have decided to avoid the annual family gathering amid the ongoing scandal over the duke's close . links to the alleged close. links to the alleged chinese spy. in other news, police in the us say at least three people are dead and six are injured after a shooting at are injured after a shooting at a school in wisconsin. the shooting occurred at abundant life christian school in the

state capital of madison. a teenage student and a teacher died, and two students have life threatening injuries. meanwhile, another teenage student was identified as the suspected attacker. residents have been asked to avoid the area and road closures remain in place. killer nurse lucy letby, his legal team, has said they will be asking the court of appeal to immediately review all of her convictions, because an expert witness has now changed his mind on the cause of death of three babies. her new lawyer, mark macdonald, said doctor dewi evans had told the jury letby had injected air down a nasogastric tube, leading to the death of the three babies. but he said doctor evans has now changed his mind. letby is serving 15 whole life terms in prison for the murder of seven babies and the attempted murder of seven others while working at the countess of chester hospital in 2015 and 2016. those are the

latest gb news headlines. now it's latest gb news headlines. now wsfime latest gb news headlines. now it's time for headliners . it's time for headliners. >> for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gbnews.com/alerts. >> thank you, sophia and hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at tomorrow's top stories with three comedians. my apologies, as with last night for the deteriorating state of my voice. but we will get through this. before we dive in, let's have a quick look at what josh and kerry will have to work with on tuesday's front pages. telegraph spy suspect was duke's money. man the mail why starmer is still why starmer is still sucking up to the chinese. that's more of a tongue twister than i thought it would be. guardian alleged chinese spy

unked guardian alleged chinese spy linked to prince andrew. now the eye uk toughens up surveillance on china suspects as palace banishes andrew again. they've really lost the knack of the punchy headline at the i metro. the name is yang tingbao yang. that's more like it. star scrooge, alive and well in fulham. so those are the headlines. those are the front pages. josh will kick off with the mail, and they have the major story that seems to be preoccupying fleet street as whole. >> yeah. why.7 >> yeah. why? >> why starmer still sucking up to the chinese? because we want their money as well. >> we want their goods and services. they want our money. it's very much it's a one way flow of capital at the moment. >> yeah, really we don't we don't we don't get any money from them at all. >> no, we'd just like to buy their things. >> but someone might be getting some money. eight. eight. eight. nudge nudge wink wink wink. anyway, this is obviously the yang we. i preferred it when he was 86. yeah, i knew him back in the day. i was a spy ish, wasn't it? yeah, i was a fan of h6, but

now he's had a rebrand as yang tingbao. he's actually, i think he said he asked himself to be revealed. he said it's all alleged. he's basically saying no, i've done nothing wrong here. yeah, i just like hanging out. that's what i thought they were saying. >> he was unmasked. >> he was unmasked. >> but didn't he unmask himself himself? yeah, he was unmasking when he was the unmasked singer. stroke, spy, stroke. alleged. and yeah, this is sort of going on and on and so much so that it's actually on a front page. we found out some new new news actually. guess what simon? we found out breaking news that like that in canada, someone might be about to resign. yeah. trudeau. yet though this is not fact. this is just news that has not even made it hang out with news people. this is a we're in a news channel. and someone mentioned that there are rumours onune mentioned that there are rumours online that justin trudeau could be resigning tonight. it's obviously this is all very rumour, but i just want to put it out there. if anybody is just sick of this stupid andrew story thatis sick of this stupid andrew story that is like super going on, there's something else going on in the world. yes, exactly. >> so that isn't on the front

page or anything. it's not. >> it's not written anywhere. it's not written. it's just in the aether. >> i've got a throat that's going as well. by the way, i'm joining you. >> so can we have a look at this story then? what? so what have we is there any new information other than the name of the man? >> well, there's not a lot of. he's a york a york university student. >> that sounds. >> that sounds. >> we've been named as a spy, but we're not really sure what spying he actually did. no one's saying what he had. he had, other than he's a pen. >> he had a pen that did multiple things. did he really shot darts? he had a he had a dart. he had a belt. >> i mean, we raised this last night as far as we can understand. he started cosying up to andrew after andrew had already been essentially ostracised from polite society, from royal engagements, from his access to business. >> yeah. it's not thought that andrew has any useful information for a spy, but he does have contacts that would be useful for a spy. you know, he's away. in what a sad way. in epstein, for instance. so what's going on is useful. one, andrew's been hanging out with this dodgy chinese guy so he doesn't get to go to the family christmas party now as a punishment and hang out with the king, who's been hanging out with the dodgy leader of qatar.

so whether he should go to the super dodgy and also now he's been poor old prince andrew on the front there you can see he's been forced to wear a black polo necks. >> yeah, that's awful. >> yeah, that's awful. >> in penance it says fergie's talked him out of going to sandringham, but i think the whole family's talked him out of it. really? yeah. >> let's have a look at the daily telegraph. that seems to be our next one. or is it. yes. no, no. sorry. the guardian. >> the guardian. why? britain's one of the worst places to have a heart attack. >> you've had a heart attack. tell us. no. >> well, it doesn't it doesn't give us the rest of the story. so i don't know where you're supposed to go for a heart attack. you survive. >> so it's so. it's obviously all right. >> i should know, shouldn't i? but thing. are but it's a weird thing. why are you spain? i'm going you going to spain? i'm going for holiday. no, going to for a holiday. no, i'm going to have a heart attack. it's a really place to go. yeah? really good place to go. yeah? yeah, apparently. anyway, sorry, i thought i'd just mentioned that, but. >> so the guardian. >> so the guardian. >> i'll do as you say, simon. sorry. we'll go on to the next papen sorry. we'll go on to the next paper. okay. alleged so