away. >> it's 11:00, which means it's >> it's11:00, which means it's time for tomorrow's newspapers tonight. join us over the next hour to find out how will the world be different in the morning? has america had enough of harry and meghan? and what have scientists discover about doing a wee? i'm josh howie. and tonight i've got two of my favourite comedians and truth tellers, simon evans and lewis schaffer, talking you through tuesday's top stories. this is

headliners. also bring you the latest live from the united states as donald trump attends his inauguration parade. but before tomorrow's news, let's go to tonight's headlines with sophia wenzler. >> josh, thank you. good evening. your headlines from the gb newsroom. the prime minister will address the nation tomorrow morning, after the government announced an inquiry into how the state failed to identify the risk posed by the southport killer. it comes as the 18 year old, accused of killing three young girls in the southport stabbing spree, has today admitted to the attack on the first day of his trial. axel rudakubana pleaded guilty to the murders of nine year old alice da silva aguiar, six year old bebe king and seven year old elsie dot stancombe. he will be

sentenced on thursday after pleading guilty to additional charges of possessing a knife, producing a biological toxin, ricin and owning a terrorist training manual. donald trump has said i was saved by god to make america great again. after being sworn in as the 47th president of the united states following the oath of office, trump addressed the nation, saying, the golden age of america begins right now. trump made promises on illegal entry, race and gender, all illegal entry will immediately be halted and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came. >> i will also end the government policy of trying to socially engineer race and gender into every aspect of pubuc gender into every aspect of public and private life. we will forge a society that is

colour—blind and merit based. as of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the united states government that there are only two genders. >> meanwhile, joe biden used his final minutes of presidency to pardon members of his family. he already pardoned his son, hunter, last month ahead of his sentencing on federal felony gun and tax convictions. he also issued pre—emptive pardons for pubuc issued pre—emptive pardons for public servants previously threatened by trump and other republican officials. in other news, a fragile ceasefire in gazais news, a fragile ceasefire in gaza is ending its second day with three hostages reunited with three hostages reunited with their families, including british israeli emily de mari. her mother, mandy says her daughter is the happiest girl in the world. after 15 months in captivity, came to an end and described their reunion as the hug she'd dreamed of. she says

emily is recovering better than expected, but needs time to heal expected, but needs time to heal, and three more people have been charged over saturday's pro—palestinian protest in central london that saw 77 arrests. thousands gathered in the city to express support for palestinians the day before a ceasefire deal between israel and hamas came into force. former labour leader jeremy corbyn and mp john mcdonnell have also been voluntarily interviewed by police after the demonstration. those are the latest gb news headlines. now it's latest gb news headlines. now wsfime latest gb news headlines. now it's time for headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code or go to gbnews.com/alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at

tomorrow's top stories with three top comedians. we have pretty much two stories on the front pages. we're going to start looking at the first of them right now the guardian. trump i was saved by god to make america great again. the i unleashed and the star. so god help us. so three very different opinions of one of the big news stories of the day. simon, let's kick off with what the guardian i'm sure they're really happy that trump is back in power. >> it's interesting you say there's three different opinions there, josh, because i think actually these three i mean, there's a slightly different tone, but they're all very much left leaning views, or at least they're very they're very disrespectful of obviously the guardian. yeah. the star to dispense with them quickly go with orange man baby sworn in as the 47th president, which is interesting given the sort of generally juvenile tone of the star generally, that this is obviously the one person against

whom they feel that they can they can elevate their own status to perhaps sort of early adolescent or something. but the guardian, i mean, i'm quite intrigued by this trump. i was saved by god to make america great again. he is obviously highlighting that incident where he was a beat half a second away from being assassinated, his blood all over the platform. still, i think the most extraordinary moment of the last 12 months of the entire campaign, i still don't think we have quite absorbed the, you know, the all of the potential to have been so different. yeah, it's and the, the degree to which the secret service and so on led him down at that moment. so although obviously they're presenting him there, i think it's fair to say as an extraordinarily deluded autodidact, he's claiming that he has some sort of manifest destiny from, you know, god has stamped his passport for the next four years, and on he goes. ihave next four years, and on he goes. i have a feeling that that's how i have a feeling that that's how i would react if i'd been that close to death. and also, to be

fair, it is basically the underpinning premise on which america is built. >> i mean, lewis, you have a direct personal friendship with god. >> well, i do. the reason i'm here is because of god. we can say everything that we do is because of god. so what he said to most people listening in america right now on screen. >> yeah, we got there. there it is. does that make you miss america, seeing all that sort of pomp and drums? >> and i can't even work out what we're looking at there. oh, these are sort of hats or something. are they? >> yeah. this is these are the band, the big bands. >> an extraordinarily confusing image. >> yeah, yeah, i see that all the time. on on west 14th on east 14th street. now, if it's not there, that's not what america is. you never see a soldier dressed up. and i grew up in a town. the town that i grew up in was like a military town almost. it had the merchant marine academy in the area that i was in, so i saw it. the truth is that trump is going to bother people because people in this country who control things, including the bbc, including the starmer and including to the tories and maybe even, maybe

even reform there they are against donald trump. >> they are against donald trump. you think nigel farage is surely this is his, yes. this great access to have sort of direct access to the it is what does he stand for? >> what donald trump says. what does he stand for that. >> well, he's triangulated by elon musk. he's obviously causing some sort of problems for him at the moment. and musk is clearly quite powerful, even more powerful, in fact, than he was a couple of weeks ago, because it looks as if vivek ramaswamy, with whom musk was going to be sharing responsibilities at the top of the doj, has been let go. probably, it seems, the speculation, after some misguided tweets or whatever they're called under ex posts complaining about the h—1b visa scandal. and so that's quite interesting. things are developing at a very fast pace. we'll look a bit later, i think at some of the executive orders he's already signed. >> well actually let's look at it right now. let's go. lewis, go to the ai paper please. unleashed. this is some of what

we can expect to changing the people's lives. >> well, i think what's amazing about it is, is how melania stuck with donald trump and donald trump. i mean, there was a point, maybe about 3 or 4 years ago that people hated. i think melania was not that into donald trump. >> and it was it was said, wasn't it, that the contract had expired, that she was supposed to stay with him until he wasn't elected, and then that was that. >> yeah. and she thought, well, the guy's not going to get re—elected. but donald trump, he thought to himself, you know, i don't have much going for me. i'm an 80. i'm 78 year old guy. i'm an 80. i'm 78 year old guy. i'm not quite as rocky as you know what this whole thing about him coming back into power, it might have just been a way. >> it's 1515 00:10: