plan could leave president's plan could leave britain at risk of a £24 billion blow to its economy. according to reports, it is not yet clear whether the uk will be specifically singled out by mr trump, as the us vowed to address each country one by one. the uk government will most likely seek to negotiate to avoid tariffs, which could lead to a 21% levy on goods exported to a 21% levy on goods exported to the us if the president targets britain's vat charges. now it's being reported the killer of nine year old olivia pratt—korbel has been caught in prison for allegedly dealing drugs and having an illegal mobile phone. the sun newspaper is reporting that cocaine, cannabis and an iphone were found in the notorious gangster thomas cashman's cell. the contraband is thought to have been dropped by a drone into the ground of long lartin prison, near evesham, and a kayaker has

cheated death after being swallowed by a humpback whale. adrian simancas was off the coast of chile when the whale surfaced and gobbled up his yellow boat. his father, who was nearby in another kayak, captured the incident on camera. mr simancas said i thought i was dead.i mr simancas said i thought i was dead. i thought it had eaten me, that it had swallowed me. in an almost biblical miracle, the whale released him after a few seconds. those are the latest gb news headlines. now it's time for headliners. >> for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone. sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code , or go to the qr code, or go to gbnews.com/poll. >> malcolm grimston. >> malcolm grimston. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at the best of tomorrow's newspapers with the best of today's comedians. first things first, let's see what we have on

the front pages. telegraph 2.5% of defence won't touch the sides. the times. us air cover may protect ukraine peace and the 1969 deal to protect europe from war is history. so more front pages and a bit. but first, jonathan, what do you make of the telegraph? josh, it's nice to be back. thank you for having me. so lots going on in the telegraph today. we've got a few interesting headlines. it's classic news. so we've got 2.5% on defence. won't touch the sides. we'll get to that in a second. trump puts uk on 24 billion vat tariffs alert and ghanaian wins right to stay after staging wedding. she wasn't even at. i thought about not attending my own wedding. i didn't know that was something we could do and still win. so this is the daily telegraph, nick, who are basically through the week every day coming out with some new ridiculous story about how we've been failed essentially by the judges in this country who decide who gets to stay. and no. and rather. >> than i think it's part of a

sort of telegraph conspiracy. >> yeah, well, every day they know it's a conspiracy, but every day they have, they have sort of drip, drip done. one story about chicken nuggets. >> one story. >> one story. >> about a dad or whatever. >> about a dad or whatever. >> it's ridiculous. >> it's ridiculous. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> there were two very similar stories. yes, i know, but. >> doesn't it just show you there are so many stories available? there's not shortage. >> of mad. >> of mad. >> immigration stories. isn't that. >> the main worry? you know, the telegraph are finding them. >> they're not. >> they're not. >> that hard to find. >> that hard to find. >> there's so many of them. and not not showing. >> up at your own wedding. that is why i personally draw the line. >> it's the dream. that's the worst romantic comedy ever. >> yeah. i mean, we've got some. >> yeah. i mean, we've got some. >> hard core misogynists. >> hard core misogynists. >> on this show. >> on this show. >> like. >> like. >> louis schaefer, but i think even he would. >> turn up. >> turn up. >> to the wedding. no. >> to the wedding. no. >> neither of. >> neither of. >> them turned. >> them turned. >> up for the wedding. they just said, we're kind of having a party with the families. and then actually, none of them turned. up a zoom wedding. i don't understand how you can have a wedding without just. >> like a. >> like a. >> sort of wedding vibey thing. >> sort of wedding vibey thing. >> she jilted herself an email. oh, can i stay in the country? yes. and it. >> still costs 30 grand. so? so basically what happened here was a ghanaian tourist was granted the right to live in britain under brexit marriage rules, even though she did not attend her own wedding. so yeah, it was a proxy marriage to a german

citizen living in britain. it sounds delightfully cosmopolitan, but i don't really understand. any of. >> this at all. >> this at all. >> the gist. >> the gist. >> of it is. >> of it is. >> is that yeah, she played the system. crime does. >> pay well. >> pay well. >> technically it wasn't a crime. >> i guess she was called boateng, which even. >> has even. >> has even. >> got boat in it, you know what i mean? this is going too far. do you want to talk about the other stories as well? yeah. well, you know what. >> before we actually get to them, this is the telegraph is them, this is the telegraph is the only one that seems to feature the munich terrorists. i think we are safe to pretty safe to call him afghan illegal immigrant who basically ran over 28 people. but it's the only paper to cover it, which, i mean, maybe no one, because luckily no one died. maybe that's part of it. yeah, but it is, of course, something that will have ramifications, because it's just going to be a further confirmation for german voters who have an election soon, that they have a real issue. >> you're right. it is surprising. it's only the telegraph. i think you're coming around to the idea that telegraph is the best paper. >> no, no, i came around a long time ago. i genuinely think it's

the best paper. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah, it's three years gb news. >> that's all. well. >> that's all. well. >> you know what? my job is partly reading the newspapers. like all of them, we hear read as a team, go through every single newspaper, every single story. and it's just obvious that the daily telegraph. more of a sunday mirror man, myself. that's the best one. they still have. page. i'm still. i'm a sunday people guy. >> yeah. it's funny paper. yeah. do you want to do this trump tariff story? yeah. >> it's a big deal. >> it's a big deal. >> it's a big deal. >> it just interested me because it's trump puts uk on 24 billion tariffs alert. but what's kind of interesting to me and hopefully to the viewer because this is on telly is that trump's using tariffs to threaten the world. america used to sort of threaten the world into following american values but using military might. but in the era of sort of economic sanctions, we've seen the sanctions, we've seen the sanctions on putin and so on. he's using the threat of tariffs and economic sanctions, but to impose american values. the interesting part to me is trump's seen as isolationist. and tariffs are seen as a kind of protectionist measure, not exactly american laissez faire capitalism, but yet he's using it to sort of impose, you could say, trump's values, or you could say american values, like,

for example, the online safety act. he didn't like. it's going to make things harder for x. obviously he likes x and musk, but it's also just draconian and censorship. so he allegedly has threatened tariffs over that. but it. >> is a peaceful trading tactic. it's much better than i guess, threatening any kind of military action. but he campaigned on this. did you see him on rogan? he talked. >> about it, but i don't remember him. >> talking about vat because i felt like we talked about tariffs. this is the thing that i when we these stories been covered before, i felt personally very smug like, well we don't make anything so we're safe. and now and this inclusion of vat because it is a 20% extra tax charging americans for that. he's gone. no, no that's part that's a tariff as well. so we're going to punish you. that's going to have a huge implication 24 billion. it could cost us if we got rid of. >> this kind of nonsense. what is vat? it's nonsense. >> it's so confusing. my i do some music in the band and we're vat. >> registered and. >> registered and. >> it's every quarter. >> it's every quarter. >> humble brag, humble brag. yeah, yeah. no. >> split four. >> split four. >> ways, split. >> ways, split. >> four ways. come on, guys.

>> four ways. come on, guys. >> what do. >> what do. >> you think i'm on this show? >> you think i'm on this show? >> no, i love it. >> it's my home. >> it's my home. >> from home. >> from home. >> but basically. yeah, it's very confusing. and it all goes around. >> and everybody gets a piece and. >> makes me. what do you think of this 2.5 this i'm more concerned less about this 2.5% on defence but more the won't touch the sides. surely that's sexual. >> i can't believe that made it on the front of the telegraph. but yeah, 2.5% defence won't touch the sides and military chiefs. >> i mean is there any other way? it's not a sexual you're eating and you're like, oh, i was, you know, i had some bread i didn't. >> touch to make a difference. yeah. make a difference. >> i've never heard of it. you don't bring your sexual experiences into the show, don't bring your sexual experiences into the