show. on the show. >> the uk must end its tremble.

the left tremble. emma. tremble. and speaking of will, my friends are wandering. willie is on the hunt for love. he's scouring gbnews.com/yoursay as we speak, desperately hoping to find a valentine's vixen to take down unden valentine's vixen to take down under. at this rate, his next saturday five appearance will be via satellite from itv's love island. but willie isn't the

only sticky wicket we're watching tonight. a brand new poll opens at 6 pm. and closes at 8:30 pm, with a special reveal at 845. head to gbnews.com/poll to vote for your favourite of the five because unlike labour's local elections democracy, it exists here, my friends. and as ever, each of our punchy panellists will make their arguments

our punchy panellists will make their argumerukrainian however, the ukrainian president zelenskyy has called for the creation of an army of europe to guard against russia. >> thankful to the united states big donations and big support dunng big donations and big support during three years of the war. bipartisan support and we are very thankful to eu. for us it is similar big strategic partner. we are part of europe, of the continent and we will be part of eu. and that's why for us, the voice of europe,

part of eu. and that's why for us, the voicprosecco pe, part of eu. and that's why for us, the voicprosecco lunches, how bottomless prosecco lunches, how could i possibly say no.7 so could i possibly say no? so here's what's landed in my inbox this week. so i had this. come in. dear darren, i'm an albanian gangster, but my son won't eat chicken nuggets. can i stay? and i say, of course britain can't risk nugget related trauma. and another one, dear darren. i'm a pakistani paedophile. they want to deport me, but my kids might miss me. what do i do? i say don't

miss me. what do i do? i say d0|safeifé§f , , miss me. what do i do? i say d0|safe from , , miss me. what do i do? i say d0|safe from the , , miss me. what do i do? i say d0|safe from the police's , be safe from the police's oppressive glare. and there you have it. that's my first week as an agony aunt for the echr. all of those, by the way, are real cases that have come out this week alone. you couldn't make it up, could you? but don't worry, britain, if you work hard, if you britain, if you work hard, if you pay britain, if you work hard, if you pay your taxes, if you follow the law, no one will give a toss about you anyway. kai, you must have been really supportive of all of my advice there. you must have thought, darren, i could not have possibly said that any better myself. >> look, look, darren, we obviously both agree that these cases are indefensible, but they are extreme cases. now, this is madness that the tories

legislated for. and then reform and the tories voted against the borders and security bill. brexit prior to that, removed the greens agreement that we had and criminalised it, making smuggling easier. so actually labour's just now saying if you come through an unsafe route, you can't get citizenship. and the reform of the tories opposed that. now, now this is the real deterrent. and actually what is lacking from your monologue is anidea lacking from your monologue is an idea of the solution. >> that was my second. >> that was my second. >> but what's your solution here? because we are where we. >> are, is that we say, no thank you, be gone. >> but these are extreme cases, i'm sorry, extreme cases. and actually the way they've been characterised. >> seven of them, in. >> seven of them, in. >> the way you're characterising them is in order to create panic and to overexaggerate actually what is going on. so let me. >> ask you a very straight and that wasn't question then. and that wasn't meant to be funny. the message. what would your message be to the families who

what would your message be to the familieswho» what would your message be to the familieswho was told that he

what would your message be to the familieswho was to|don'tt he well, my view is if you don't want to get deported, don't commit a crime. it's not our responsibility. if you've committed a crime, it doesn't matter what happens to you when you go back to your country. >> i couldn't give a damn what

happens if they go back there? >> a decision was made by someone whose father was a guardian writer, who was an activist in favour of palestine. the judicial activism and the mission creep is a real significant problem. >> it really is. and i also want to go back to something that kai was saying about it being the tories fault. and don't get me wrong, i hold the tories in contempt for not changing these laws. i really do, and i've not been clear about that ever. but actually this goes back to tony blair. he adopted massive amounts of these ridiculous laws into the human rights, human rights laws that he created, which are also supported by the echr. and we can't get rid of them. and the tories certainly couldn't get rid of them without labour saying, you're all dictators. you want to you want to overthrow the human rights bill, which

to overthrow the human rights billvalues that are at the core the values that are at the core of defence. and he asked europeans to think about what it is that they are defending. he actually spoke up for the values of democracy and accountability. he spoke against censorship and he spoke against mass migration and urged leaders of the of the european countries. at that conference, he urged them to listen to their to listen to their electorates and to not be afraid of their people. now, i think that that was the most moving democratic speech, pro—democracy speech that i've ever heard. and the fact that they've got their knickers in so much of a twist over it shows us exactly why jd vance is right. >> i thought it was the most important speech of my lifetime. to be honest, i think the west. big call i do, i do. i think western civilisation is in peril, like it hasn't been for all of my life. and that actually this is the sign that

europe needs to give itself a shot in the arm. >> yeah. i mean, the point shot in the arm. >> yeah. i mean, the pitot people over to america to campaign for biden. the hypocrisy and the two tier outrage that the left deliver in britain and across europe is

utterly astounding. they have no recollection of the things that they've done, and yet they sit there and say, you can't interfere in our democracy. how dare they? >> the threat to democracy president is literally doing press conferences every. >> yes. yes. those transparency. >> yes. yes. those transparency. >> the doge, the doge. >> the doge, the doge. >> you're a man who would be comfortable and confident in a soviet europe. you must have thought that actually you could hear an element of truth there, that actually europe is moving in a soviet direction, but it's one you quite like. oh. >> not at one you quite like. oh. >> not awas an extraordinary said this was an extraordinary speech. it was more of a tirade. this was a rant of a man who actually has a very clear agenda and had nothing to say about the defence of ukraine and the defence of ukraine and the defence as a consequence of europe. now, the people that you mentioned, obviously it's very funny to put up these tweets and laugh at the left. mike martin was in the british army for ten years. guy verhofstadt is a former prime minister, an mep former prime minister, an mep for almost two. >> so what seemed like.

>> so what seemed like. >> carl bildt was a prime minister of sweden for three years. they have more foreign affairs and defence experience in their small finger than any of us do. and so

in their small finger than any of us do. and scof characterisation of you. >> well, i agree with jd vance. still to come tonight though my friends. roses are red, poems are silly. don't be shy. unleash your willy. that's coming up after this. and your questions? do send them to us. we'll answer them very soon. should we be accepting palestinian asylum seekers? will has a fierce opinion on just that with the saturday live on gb

welcome back to the saturday five. thank you very much for all of your comments on

gbnews.com/poll. patricia says darren, you do make me laugh. i nearly spat out my wine listening to you patricia my love, never ever waste wine. i will not forgive that. and grumpy grandad a good hero. he says. trump is definitely shaking things up. i'm loving every second of it. trembling like tremble. that's what grumpy granddad's doing overjd vance. granddad's doing over jd vance. that sounds quite rude actually. anyway, thank you very much for those. and don't forget you can vote for your favourite five at gbnews.com/poll. oh. >> i named me darren. >> i named me darren. >> they have. they've named emma. >> oh, emma webb's not her name, it's emma trimble. >> what am i? >> what am i? >> asked emma trimble. she's on i4%. will kingston is on 8%, alex is on 30% and kai is on two. who the hell are the 2%? >> kai voted for himself. i saw it in the break. yeah. >> that kai's mom's watching. >> that kai's mom's watching. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> that vote will close at 8:30

though, it's time for p.m. now, though, it's time for our next debate. as p.m. now, though, it's time for our next debate. the willy. time to unleash the willy. >> tln nowfivr f —— f

time to unleash the willy. >> tln now, we f ,, f time to unleash the willy. >> tln now, we are 22 22 22 time to unleash the willy. >> tln now, we are letting 22 time to unleash the willy. >> tln now, we are letting in2 them in now, we are letting in people who have been radicalised by a barbarous, awful ideology. sad, yes. united kingdom has a responsibility to its citizens. first, we cannot allow any more refugees in at the expense of british citizens. >> well, amen. amen. >> well, amen. amen. >> amen to that. yeah. you know, i think what's troubling to me

is hearing all the stories that we have over the last week. and darren spoke about you've spoken about them, will, and it must it does something to about them, will,