taking the mickey? judges taking the mickey? they're letting supposed asylum seekers stay in the uk even when they've been caught lying. i wouldn't let a woke judiciary judge a wet t—shirt competition. i'm leo kearse and tonight's comedians are louis schaefer and nick dixon. look at them. they're raring to go. this is headliners. but before tomorrow's news let's go to tonight's headlines with tatiana sanchez. >> ben thank you. the top stories. pope francis has had blood transfusions and is suffering more than yesterday. the vatican has said this evening the 88 year old pontiff has been in hospital for more than a week now, being treated for double pneumonia and chronic bronchitis. well, in an update this evening, the vatican said

the holy father's condition continues to be critical, adding that this morning he presented with a prolonged asthmatic respiratory crisis. doctors just yesterday had said he was not out of danger but was not at risk of death. elsewhere, one person has died and two police officers have been injured after a knife attack in the french city of mulhouse. the suspect was arrested at the scene. the man injured two police officers seriously, one in the neck and one in the chest. a bystander had tried to intervene and was killed. the suspect is a 37 year old algerian who was subject to a deportation order because he was on a terrorism watch list, according to the local prosecutor. the prosecutor has opened a terrorist inquiry because the suspect reportedly shouted allahu akbar. emmanuel macron has said this evening this was indeed islamist terrorism. prime minister sir keir starmer has told president zelenskyy he would discuss safeguarding kyivs sovereignty with us president donald trump,

as he reiterated the uk's ironclad support in a telephone call. this comes as starmer is expected to confirm a timeline to raise defence spending as he prepares to travel to washington to meet donald trump next week. trump has reportedly spoken with canadian prime ministerjustin trudeau this evening, where the pair apparently discussed the war in ukraine. well, that as us president donald trump addressed, conservatives gathered near washington dc for the annual conservative political action conference. he touched on illegal immigration, saying the border situation drove him to run for president again. as well as the ukraine war, saying he thinks we're pretty close to a deal. well, mr trump even gave a shout out to the reform uk leader, nigel farage. >> leader of the uk reform party, who, by the way, did really well in that last election. i've been his friend for a long time and i wasn't sure. am i supposed to be his friend or not? but it never mattered to me if he did well or

not. i always liked him, but it's easier to like him. when he got the kind of votes he got, he really took. he took it by storm and they say he's going to do even better this time. nigel farage, where is nigel? >> and elon musk says that all federal employees will have to report their activities or risk being fired. in a post on x this evening, musk said workers will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week. failure to respond will be taken as a resignation, while us president trump urged musk to be more aggressive in his efforts to shnnk aggressive in his efforts to shrink the federal government. despite uproar over layoffs and deep spending cuts. those are the latest gb news headlines. for now, it's back to ben. >> for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code , or go to the qr code, or go to gbnews.com/alerts alerts. >> jason bradbury

vaiews@gbnews.uk. >> hello and welcome to headliners, where we give you the best of tomorrow's newspapers with the best of today's comedians. well, the ones that are available. first things first, let's see what we have on the front pages. the mail on sunday leads with. come out, come out. it's the thought police. the sunday telegraph has prime minister looks at faster boost for defence. the observer has prime minister lays down ukraine peace demand ahead of trump talks. and let's have a look at those starting with the mail lewis and have a disturbing glimpse at the sort of stasi like approach of british police. >> well, you're always disturbed. good to see you, leo, but you're always disturbed. you're always shocked. it's one of these things, and you see it every single day. the britain is a laughing stock in america. it's like reverse. it used to be that, you know. >> you want. >> you want. >> to leave and you want to tell us why. >> this time i will tell you what it is. as thousands of real. it's come out. it's the thought police. this woman

tweeted something about keir starmer. it's keir starmer. something bad should happen. not like he should die or something. they shouldn't vote for. well, it was somebody. >> close to what happened. but she she posted on facebook apparently it was about the, you know, the labour minister, andrew gwynne, who was caught out in a whatsapp group making jokes that, you know, pensioners should die and things like that, you know, making basically making sort of, you know, the nasty jokes that i think most people make in whatsapp groups. >> you. >> you. >> make because they think the whatsapp groups are sacred, but apparently they're not anymore. but yeah. so she posted on facebook saying, you know, whatever she said about him. and detectives came to her door. nick, i mean, this is this is insane. >> well, were used to it, as louis says. actually, to be fair, louis was right for once. i mean, we saw, we saw. but he should still go back because he just insulted our country. so he's got to go. sadly, he'll have to. >> go reminding people of how great this country used. >> to be. i don't make the rules. i just send the tips to the home office so they don't. they never learn. look, what happened to allison pearson was a massive story, but yet they

still keep doing this. they still keep doing this. they still following this star like behaviour, as you say. and we need a whole new regime and hopefully the fsu can get on to this free speech union. but we need a whole new regime because jd vance has just come here and shamed us about this kind of thing. it was the silent prayer people getting arrested for thoughts and now you've got the knocking on the door. oh, did you do a bad post? it's like so embarrassing. it's like the world is now watching. it's so embarrassing. and it's just wrong as well, of course. >> and the fear that this can put into people, louis. i mean, she she said they spoke to the woman and she's not like allison pearson or who's the other person? carolyn farrow, who was who was who had the police seizure devices and stuff. you know, they're journalists, they're well connected. they've got the resources and all the rest of it. she's just, you know, a regular granny. and she said it was actually quite scary. it made me think i best just keep quiet for the rest of my life. and isn't that just the sort of authoritarian communism that keir starmer is inflicting on this country? >> yeah. and you have you forget that keir starmer was a cop. he was the head of prosecutor.

right. so he wasn't even a politician who people had to like. and he's, he, he's just the present face of how horrible the present face of how horrible the situation is in this country. yeah, i mean i am i don't know what to say because i'm afraid if i say something about keir starmer, they're going to come knock on my door. >> he's about to go and see trump. so trump needs to speak to him. he says what about helen jones? we love helen because he's, you know, he's somebody to speak up for these people because he's going to go over there and talk to trump about how can we talk about anything when our country is such embarrassing. >> to laugh at him? >> to laugh at him? >> of course. >> of course. >> he is. and we are. we should laugh. should we laugh? >> we should. we should certainly align ourselves with america in terms of freedom of speech and freedom of expression, because it will help bnng expression, because it will help bring america on board with things like trade and with things like trade and with things like, like ukraine that we need america's assistance with. i mean, if we're, you know, setting ourselves up as some sort of soviet era country that's that's worse than, worse than russia, then, you know, trump's not going to want to want to help us. and why should he? moving on. we've got the

sunday telegraph, nick with with more starmer news. >> yes pm looks at faster boost for defence. so we keep getting this story. i mean this is the third night in a row but it's starmer is understood to be weighing up the possibility of increasing military spending from 2.3 to 2.5% before 2030. this is such a storm. i think i might raise it 0.2 percent by 2030. it'sjust might raise it 0.2 percent by 2030. it's just so lame because it's such a small amount. in such a what year is it now? 25 years to go up 0.2%. lord dannatt already said it should be 3.5%. i thought of something today. see if you go with this, leo. obviously the war is absolutely horrific in terms of lives lost and so on. but in a way, putin in a way, given it's already happened, has he done as already happened, has he done as a kind of favour? and what i mean is europe and britain now have to ask, who are we again? right. because we're talking about defence spending and the number is one thing. but then what are we actually defending and who are we. what is it? what are our values and what are we defending? don't you think? it just it just raises those kind of existential questions for

europe and the uk. >> yeah, absolutely. and it's like that meme, you know, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times. you know, we've had good times and they've created created weak men. and then the weak men have created hard times. it's literally happened. and i think we need to we need to you know, the eu has had all this money to spend. it's been it's been overtaxing its citizens. so it's had all this money to spend. and instead of spending it on things like defence that are essential, instead of spending it strengthening its countries, it's been spending on things to weaken its countries. it's been trying to, you know, it's been promoting gender ideology wherever it can, pushing it on kids. it's been trying to bring as many people from really alien, some sometimes medieval and barbaric cultures into, into europe. everything they've been doing has been to sort of weaken the west when we need to. now we've had this sort of wake up call. we need to strengthen the west totally. >> right. the point is, is that you're totally is that europe has failed. the idea of europe is failing and it's failing.

it's failed. it's failed. and then keir starmer is going to go to america and he's going to he's been practising to meet with donald trump, but he's going to like really be very strong. but the point is it's not that keir starmer is a failure. the uk is a failure. right now. >> i think we can win again. i mean, i really think, you know, europe has much better infrastructure and much better. we've got much better resources than other countries in terms of, you know, the intelligence and the capability and the institutions that we've got here. so we could be incredibly successful if we just stopped taxing ourselves into the ground and stop trying to institute this horrific communism. >> we need wrong. we need a counter elite like they've had in america with this second trump administration. the first one, it didn't quite work. then they had the rigged election. then finally in 2024, you get trump, but you also get vance. you also get silicon valley. we don't know who the people are going to be in our country, but we need a talented counter elite with a new ideology. >> a leader. we need a leader.

>> a leader. we need a leader. >> yes, but we also need like the equivalent to the silicon valley and the vance notice. trump. he needed that team as well. you need this. you need this whole infrastructure. yet we could get a farage or rupert lowe. but we need other people. we need we need and we need people like jenrick who converted. you know, vance was a converted. you know, vance was a convert from being a never trumper to pure maga. yeah, we need something like that to happenin need something like that to happen in this country because as leo said, we could do it, but we have the wrong values. >> yeah, absolutely. and there's a there's something here that a report has been released saying the fire service is too white and two male. are you worried that, you know, if you're rescued from a fire, it's not going to be an obese, transgender, one armed papua new guinean warrior? >> the fire. the fire is going to be a bit too hot and a bit too red. they don't talk about that. yeah. no, this europe is a failed concept. they could never be a europe because the french have always hated the germans, and the germans have always hated the thing. >> no. >> no. >> we've got we've got much more in common than we have dividing us. and i think, you know, from britain all the way across to ukraine and possibly, you know,

depending on what happens in russia, possibly further east than that, you know, i think we could be, you know, a sort of federated bloc like jeremy clarkson said, why not have it? >> so lewis is being very arrogant, but actually all europe's been doing is following the american empire, which with its kind of neocon ism and neoliberals, and then the woke movement, europe's actually just followed in line with that, although france hasn't really taken it on. so in a way, we were just following america idea. >> the idea. >> the idea. >> no, no, no. wokeness never got anywhere in france. you guys actually pushed that on us with your civil rights movement merging into all that woke stuff. that was. >> america's idea of europe, as if we draw a line around this group of people. our country will be as large as america. but america wasn't just as large. it wasn't about that. it was about people who had this shared philosophy. whether you were in idaho or ohio or wherever you are. >> how's that going now, though? >> how's that going now, though? >> absolutely. >> absolutely. >> i've got to defend. i'm being forced to defend europe because i've got this american here. yeah, it's your fault. >> america's a civil wars. i don't think there's ever been a war in europe. moving on to the observer, lewis, we've got we've got more ukraine peace talks.

and we know that zelenskyy is apparently going to sign a deal with trump shortly. >> well this is prime minister lays down ukraine peace demand ahead of trump talks. and this is he's going he's going to be going to america. right. and he's going to start waving his finger at donald trump. and donald trump is going to laugh at him. he did you see his speech tonight? what the way donald trump talks this, there's no openness in this country. and him being as open as he is will totally fluster him. >> yeah. and what do you make of the apparent deal that's been brokered between zelenskyy and trump is in the mail on sunday, but they're going to allow zelenskyy is going to basically allow america to get, you know, as much as $500 billion worth of minerals and metals and all the rest of it from from ukraine. >> well, you think about it. and they're all saying that zelenskyy was rude, which is quite strange. why would he choose to be rude? but then he's

never seen that likeable. then again, if i was running a war torn country, i might not be as likeable as i am now. but the point is us without, with us funding, you know, an equipment and so on. and starlink, which musk is threatening to remove starlink, they're going to be in real trouble. so they have to they basically have to sign the deal they basically have to sign the deal. and i think about it going, well, okay, this is just a big win for the us because trump will push and get as many minerals as he can. then i thought about it in the us actually, he never wanted trump administration, never wanted any part of this war. vance has said he believes the war is unwinnable. so actually it's not a great deal for america either. what they seem to be doing is just going, okay, well, if we've got to give you something and what can we get of yours? all right. lithium, we'll have that. that's that's what's happened. >> yeah. and there's no security guarantee. i think it's implied in that, you know, if american firms are there extracting minerals, then russia won't try and invade. but i don't know. i mean, i think i think this this could be like the treaty of versailles, which, you know, bankrupted germany essentially, and then, you know, gave rise to, you know, what we saw happen in the 1930s and 40. and i don't think it could i don't think

it's a good deal for anybody to have this sort of transactional approach. you know, this is going to tell china that, oh, we can just invade taiwan. all he wants is money. all he cares about is, you know, if there's no actual if there's no, you know, no benefit to him protecting taiwan other than financial, then he's not going to protect. >> yeah. there's a slight difference though, isn't there? i've heard that. but but in this so—called multi—polar world where you've got the three, you've got us, china and russia, trump's going to take anything that china do a lot more serious than europe seems to want a retreat from europe. but china is going to take a lot more seriously. right, because they're one of the big three that's going to be in competition with shaun bailey. >> and i guess it wouldn't have been started by biden, which i think is the real issue here. >> he just. >> he just. >> doesn't want to tidy up biden's mess. >> no, you know what? >> no, you know what? >> look at more front pages. >> look at more front pages. >> the sunday times has insecure peace risks, more war. the sunday express has. australians won't ditch monarchy, and the daily star on sunday says blokes were well and truly in the doghouse. let's have a look at the sunday times. nick, what have. >> the defence secretary's warning to trump and that's john healey. in case you forgot, these labour people are quite sort of forgettable aren't they.

and he says that an insecure peace deal for ukraine only risks more war. it's a bit like what you were just saying there to be fair. and that has been the worry. i actually spoke to a ukrainian who had had to temporarily flee, and he was saying his concern was that trump would only pause the war. i think that's a it's a reasonable concern because. but but can can anyone really end the war if putin doesn't want it? if putin wants to go back in, he will. i don't think anyone can ever stop him, really, can they? so i don't know what how you how you actually do that gone. >> there's actually a picture there of a ukrainian i assume it's a ukrainian refugee. and you can see she's much more attractive than the men who come across in the small boats. so maybe we should ferment more invasions by russia in eastern europe so we get more of these, this type of refugee. >> it's an open, i believe, in an open immigration policy for all women. not even not even the ugly. not just the beautiful ones, just the all women is it. >> that's getting clipped. >> that's getting clipped. >> up is what. >> up is what. >> donald add it to the pile is. >> donald add it to the pile is. >> what is what donald trump is doing by demanding resources from the ukraine. he's like a mafia guy. he's saying. he's

saying your place is not going to be set on fire if you if you trust me, if you think. and that's what zelenskyy is doing. zelenskyy thought he was the top dog at one time. look at all these people being nice to me. and he. and maybe because he had biden in his pocket, whatever he was doing with biden and biden was doing with biden and biden was taking money out of the ukraine and that's what he's doing. >> i think i think america got an amazing deal from ukraine because america, without losing a single soldier. yeah, managed to just bleed russia to death militarily, militarily. so, you know, one of their greatest adversaries has been completely vanquished. and i guess part of the reason, you know, trump doesn't care about the ukraine war anymore is it's not necessary for america. >> not completely vanquished, though. did you say russia? yeah. putin. putin will be back. he's like the terminator. >> he'll be back. yeah. and also and also there's going to be risk for putin when those hundreds of thousands of soldiers return into russia. i mean, how is that going to destabilise the country? how is that going to destabilise things for putin? i guess we'll find out. won't that be fun to watch? anyway, that's the front page is

done, but come back to find out whether migrant killings will make germans vote for the anti—migrant killings party. while labour are going to war with their donors. and how british judges let people cheat our asylum system. this is only on gb news.

welcome back to headliners. we've got the mail on sunday now and donald trump. oh no, we're not doing that one. sorry i. did that. >> i just said. >> i just said. >> look at this telegraph now. and germany has an election tomorrow. and the steady stream of violent attacks by migrants is pushing people towards the only party that will deal with violent attacks by migrants. nick. >> yeah, it's migrant violence pushes voters into afd's arms, if you can imagine such an image. and it just goes through all the horrific numbers of attacks there have been in the past ten months, a knife attack in mannheim, there was another stabbing in munich. madgeburg

all these unpronounceable german cities, horrible attacks. one of them was a horrible irony. this one was at a festival of diversity and got stabbed and also was a knife maker. so there you go. if you're into grim ironies, it's horrific. >> i think several people were stabbed at the festival of diversity, and the worst thing about that is you might think it's the, you know, one of the acts of interactive theatre. >> but no, it's syrians and afghans mainly, and one saudi arabia. i mean, and in that sense, merkel is directly responsible. if she brought all the syrians in, now they're killing people, some of them. and, you know, i don't know about the afd. i don't know enough of their history. some people say that they're too far. right. but then part of me wonders if that's a sort of availability heuristic. you know, when people take the thing that's most available to them and close on, world war ii is always right there, especially for germany. it's easy to just say everything's going to be world war ii forever, but maybe it's not. maybe we're in a new time and so maybe people will vote for afd. they had a quite sensible clip i saw today. the bbc were grilling a woman from the afd about about the taliban.

she's like, would you send people back to afghanistan? women? she's like, well, yeah, because, you know, that's their choice. it's an islamic country, but they can't stay because the fighting is over in afghanistan. yeah, assad is gone in syria. so we can't just keep people from syria. it seems quite reasonable to me. you just can't you can't fix all the world's problems and bnng fix all the world's problems and bring everyone into europe just because the taliban aren't great. >> absolutely. particularly when it's causing problems in europe. and we've seen some european countries, like denmark, for example, has restricted immigration. they have something like they allow something like 800 asylum applications every yean 800 asylum applications every year, and they've got to sort of centre left government. but what they've done by restricting immigration, it means that, you know, there's a hard right, parties don't get a look in. and the way democracy works is if, you know, the parties that are in power aren't doing what the people want, the people vote for other parties. and, you know, politicians in germany have said they've had to. they're talking about blocking the afd to preserve democracy. it's like, that's not preserving democracy. that's, that's that's anti—democratic. >> but it's also it's like you

would think these immigrants from these countries, i don't even know if i'm allowed to say what countries they are or what religion they're from, scotland. they're not doing their best to actually promote their own case. if they just said to each other, you know what, for the next couple of years, let's be super nice. in the whole, they wouldn't be the, you know, the afd, they wouldn't be the reform party. people wouldn't be super angry the way they are now. i feel actually, they they the they can't help themselves and their stupidity. >> when we saw we saw an attack in france today as well. and it feels like this week, every day there's been another attack. there's so many that you know, something that would be a really notable news event a few years ago just doesn't even register how. >> now. >> or can i make a point? or maybe this is the brilliant marketing move of these people. they want to put the fear in us, and the fear is being put in me. and they want to put the fear in us. and the more fear that they have, the more they think, well, we're going to get these people in a panic and we're going to

win. >> that's a very alastair campbell opinion. i don't think that's not what's happening. >> you don't think it is. well, why would they why wouldn't they. why wouldn't they. >> it could be. that's definitely that's the long game conspiracy. they're letting it letting these people in so that there can be a backlash on purpose. >> yes. and then the backlash would create more of an urgency to bring more people in. >> well, the only reason i can think to bring people in is because the people doing it want to destabilise the west and want to, you know, help overthrow the sort of capitalist democracy that we've got in the west, you know, so it's similar to iran, where the socialists allied with islamists. that's the that's the only thing. >> they're completely disorganised. it's like what's happening in israel where the israelis are saying, no, maybe we shouldn't bomb them. we shouldn't bomb them because it makes people turn on us. so let's not bomb them. but you don't see the opposite or whatever the corollary within the muslim community, you don't hear them saying, you know, maybe we shouldn't be kidnapping people because we want to make them forget terrorism and let us come into the country and then we can take over. >> right? yeah. well, moving on. to telegraph now. and if you want to cheat britain's asylum

system, it's pretty easy. you can just lie. and even if the judge knows you're lying, you still get to stay. >> lewis. >> lewis. >> i know you're always shocked by this. so? so you're like a babyin by this. so? so you're like a baby in a way, leo. >> it's a television show. lewis. you can't just. you can't just dismiss every story and go. it's this again. he has to. we have to. >> well. >> well. >> maybe we should do that. maybe. >> maybe, maybe the people at. >> maybe, maybe the people at. >> home want to know what the story is. >> also, we should be outraged. >> also, we should be outraged. >> you shouldn't be. we shouldn't be. >> just tell them what the story is. the story. >> then you can start talking nonsense. >> oh, do i have to? the story is the least important part of it. i like, i like what i like, what nick just said. he said it's this again. what did you just say this was? >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> but now it's this again. >> but now it's this again. >> it's a good story, though. want me to want me to. >> do it? >> do it? >> i'll say what it is. asylum seekers allowed to stay in the uk despite lying and claims. and it's a typical sunday telegraph article. they got a lot of space, a lot of ads. and so they have to make a big, thick article of this. it's about how some zimbabwe. >> woman. >> woman. >> you haven't read it have you? >> you haven't read it have you? >> read it? why do people.

>> read it? why do people. >> accuse me of that? >> accuse me of that? >> well. >> well. >> because it sounds so much like you have. i'll just say what it's about because it's a good story. it's asylum seekers allowed to stay in the uk despite lying in claims. and shockingly, the judge said that judges should not. sorry, there was a there was a report that said judges should not jump too readily to the conclusion that because the appellant has told lies about some matters, matters, then his credibility on all matters is fatally undermined. that was the insane thing. because they've lied about some things. they might not be lying. so you should be really careful. >> just like. >> just like. >> the basics of british american legalism. yeah. which is they lie on one thing. they can be assumed to lie on everything. >> absolutely. which makes absolute sense. it would have been great if you made that point. >> three minutes. you know what? >> three minutes. you know what? >> you can't because. >> you can't because. >> you're looking at me like you're josh, and he's like, looking at me like he knows more than i do. >> i'm just trying to do the television show. but you know what? >> you're. >> you're. >> like, obsessed with this television show. this is normal people. >> because i do so much work and you can just show up and do nothing. and it's. >> like, that is not true. i have to. >> put hours of work into this rubbish. yeah. >> but i mean, it is ridiculous.

the ways people, the ways people try and game the system like a woman concocted a political blog criticising the zimbabwe regime just so she could then say, oh look, i've written this blog, i can't be sent back to zimbabwe so people know all the ways, all the buttons to press, to game the buttons to press, to game the system. and then they go into the courtroom and they lie and they say, oh, i can't go back here because of this and that, you know, oh, i don't have family in sri lanka. and then it turns out he does. >> but don't assume they're lying on other stuff, even though they just lied to you nine times, they might not be lying the 10th. >> it's almost as if we've got a woke activist judiciary who don't care, and they'll just rubber stamp whatever applications. >> because i would say it's a. >> because i would say it's a. >> donald trump to take over. >> donald trump to take over. >> i would say the system is broken, but it's so common. i have to say this is the system. the purpose of the system is what it does. and this is what our system. >> does, is to let people come into the illegally. >> well, we've. >> got loads more great stories to

welcome back to headliners and let's go to gbnews.com/yoursay to see what you've been saying. tracy byrd says i love lewis. and then there's. a dangerous number of exclamation marks. please don't encourage him. tracy and elizabeth paul says, i agree with leo and then says leo is the bossy one. well, i think there's some truth in that. anyway, moving on, we've got the sunday telegraph. >> news the best. >> news the best. >> and with europe falling apart and threats on all sides, the eu have jumped into action to deal with the most important issue facing the whole of europe. it's gendered language. nick. >> yep, eu bans the word man in inclusive language guide. oh, that's helpful, isn't it? so there's this guy that's been ridiculed by critics. it's the usual stuff we've seen. they've banned man in the street. they want to say average person, man made, manufactured. hang on. that's still got man in it. that seems flawed. tradesmen tradesperson man hours. labour hours. in layman's terms, in everyday language, you get the

idea. and there's always these nonsense. guys don't know what they actually affect, but there's always someone pumping out some woke guide. lord young is supposed to now call toby, but i refuse has put his comment out saying they haven't got the memo and he keeps saying that toby. but actually he is right andifs toby. but actually he is right and it's dangerous now. it's actually dangerous. as we were saying before, we've got land wars in europe. we actually have a serious situation. we need to have a military again and so on. and the eu is still messing around with this nonsense. and toby says here, as if they haven't heard j.d. vance's speech. so yeah. absolutely pathetic. >> yeah. and these it seems to be, you know, they've got rules like a dei rule that says, you know, you've got to work on inclusive language. so they've got to do something. they've got to write some sort of style guide that says, oh, you can't say christmas anymore. you've got to call it holiday season, which is, which was actually in the eu guide in 2021. >> but it's not it's not that they want to do that. this is what they are. it's, it's filled with european bureaucrats. and when donald trump becomes elected president or he is elected president or he is elected president, when this country has a donald trumpian

president, yeah, they're all going to go out the window. nobody nobody likes this. and not enough people like this. they don't want to be part of one europe. whatever it is, it makes me it makes me sick, okay? >> it literally. >> it literally. >> makes me sick. he can't. >> makes me sick. he can't. >> even talk. and he gets amazing comments on yoursay. he can't even talk. >> or read. >> or read. >> people know what i'm talking about. >> they don't. >> they don't. >> they don't. >> they want the europeans to. you know what it is. i used to love european porn. >> i mean, you know. >> i mean, you know. >> when i. >> when i. >> was finally something, i. >> was finally something, i. >> believe when i was a kid, whenever. >> we loved europe, americans loved europe. the idea, they were just so beautiful and nice and really, they were so smart. but i think in this country, they're just fed up with europe. and if they think they're going to bring it back, i think they're in for a. >> big. >> big. >> i think this sort of thing is just an absolute nonsense. and this needs to afuera. it needs to go. it needs to. >> be cut. >> be cut. >> we need to dodge it. we've got the sun now with the bbc pushing drag queens on kids. it's so out of character for the bbc to be letting grown men in gansh bbc to be letting grown men in garish clothes indoctrinate children. louis. >> oh, is this me? yes. where

did this go? >> this is 11. >> this is 11. >> oh, fury is a cbeebies. site called drag queens inspirational moms. and so this is on a website. there were sites that they were doing, like mother's day or something. international women's day, and they were showing moms who weren't really moms. they were just guys dressed up as women, being trans type people. and can i say that trans. >> people add it to the montage? >> people add it to the montage? >> it and. >> it and. >> it's like, and even in this thing, what did your man say? you know, like get get with the memo. we don't want to see it anymore. nobody wants to see it. nobody wants to see trans kids. they don't want to see even trans adults. they don't. i was on the tube. i was on the on the windrush line. and i saw. i saw the biggest woman i've ever seen in my entire life. i mean, she was huge. and i'm thinking to myself, oh my god, that is, i feel bad for that woman. she is, she's she's bigger than than leo. and then i look a bit closer. i'm saying that looks a bit suspicious. she wasn't, you know, who knows what, how she was. whatever. >> she.

>> she. >> i mean, she fooled me a little bit. i asked for her number, but you. >> can't, okay? >> can't, okay? >> something's wrong when you can't even. >> answer a train. >> answer a train. >> when you can't even answer a trans woman's number. but the point is, can i make the point. >> that the. >> that the. >> the point the point is this. this is the bbc which stands for big brother communications. >> it's a. »- >> it's a. >> wonder that was going. >> wonder that was going. >> it's all propaganda. >> it's all propaganda. >> see more of lewis. >> see more of lewis. >> on. >> on. >> on. >> on stop funding hate.com. >> on stop funding hate.com. >> you can see if you like what. >> you can see if you like what. >> he just did there. they've got hours of that. >> that was love i found. >> that was love i found. >> her very very pretty. >> her very very pretty. >> that was beautiful. >> that was beautiful. >> i found him whatever i. >> i found him whatever i. >> called her i disavow. >> called her i disavow. >> all of it. i support trans people. >> you're not. >> you're not. >> as bald. >> as bald. >> as bald. >> as you appear to be. >> as you appear to be. >> this is worrying that this is. this is the state broadcaster that's allowed to shake people down for money and send them nasty letters, threatening to take them to court if they don't pay up. and then what they're doing with that money is, is putting trans sex workers on a children's website, the cbeebies website. >> but then they said, leo, can i just interrupt? they said that. >> that's me. you're interrupting. whatever. this is

about what. >> cage was from five years ago, so they can't even come up with new material. they're not even taking our money and actually putting it to use. they're using some old web page. >> what i feel is they just may just be true believers. so there's this debate between a couple of people i know who were saying this woke thing. is it just a sort of sort of power, a sort of game that the powerful are playing? and it'll they'll can get rid of it in a second? or have they sort of bought, you know, drunk the kool—aid and they actually believe it seems like the bbc may be too far gone to come back a bit like the eu we just talked about with that guide. they seem to actually they're still doing this stuff. so when are we going? we're so far behind. it's embarrassing. >> when we stop, when we stop watching the bbc, when they demand the bbc be defunded the same way usaid got kicked out. >> well, yeah, i think people are stopping watching the bbc. like half of half a million people stopped paying their tv licence. and that's why they've started sending out these threatening letters. i've got one saying they're going to come round any time, night or day. and it's like, well, you can come round, but. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> you're not coming in. >> you're not coming in. >> well, they came. >> well, they came. >> to lewis's house, but after

about an hour they got bored of his rants and left. >> yeah. no, i'd. >> yeah. no, i'd. >> actually like him to come in, let him come in. i could use the company. no one comes and visits me. none. it isn't one of those places people go. oh, let's go. >> don't talk to yourself, lewis. you've got a lot of enemies. >> sorry. well. >> sorry. well. >> we've got the observer now chastising farage for being populist. heaven forbid a politician should actually do what people want. nick. >> yeah, it's a uk populist, mixed faith and politics with parroting of judeo—christian values. and this is just a review of the arc conference i went last year. didn't bother going this year because i've become more and more antisocial. but basically the conference, of course, the observers freaked out by it, but all it really is a little americanised. it's a little evangelical. the actual politics are quite milquetoast, but the interesting part is the meeting the people who are very interesting. but the actual speeches, i'd say, are fairly tame. i'd say they're actually behind where the us administration is because someone like vance. vance et al seem to actually understand power and how it works, and they seem to be willing to, you know, do millions of executive orders and make real change, whereas arc still sort of got jordan peterson saying, maybe we should

go back to judeo—christian values and all this kind of thing. and it's like, that's, that's, that's a decent idea. it may be true. we need something to underpin the uk and europe and america, but can you ever go back? it's an important question, but no, it's not as worrying. >> as it is not the question. >> as it is not the question. >> what's the question? >> what's the question? >> the question is why are people focusing on judeo—christian values? because that's what this country used to be. and that's where this country got its strength. and the people who were at war with us are people who do not like judeo—christian values. i hate to mention that. >> well. >> well. >> yeah, the observer say they quote meredith warren of the university of who says it's a dog whistle myth peddled by the far right to draw a line between imagined christian values and a perceived but false threat of muslim immigration. so there's no muslim. are they claiming that there's no muslim immigration? and the muslim population in the uk isn't doubling, essentially doubling every ten years? i mean, it's an absolute nonsense to say that's like climate denialism, to say there's no muslim immigration. it's i was actually at ark and i thought some of the, some of the

politics was very good. like like you say, nick, it's quite a, it's quite a watered down, it's very sort of church of england feeling. but the some of the religious stuff got in the way slightly. and i thought jordan peterson calling for a sort of return to pre—enlightenment values. i don't know if that's exactly what he meant, because. >> i doubt he loves the enlightenment. >> but yeah, but they were saying the enlightenment has has sort of, you know, the age of reason because everybody's now science focused and all the rest of it. this seems to be the gist of it. this seems to be the gist of some of it. right? we've got we've got away from the sort of core values that made europe. >> just for the record, i would like us to go back to a christian country. i'm just saying i don't know if we can or not. if it's realistic to go back, we might need something. i don't know, i don't know. we need something. >> well, you know, we have to go back because what else does this country have? >> except you're not christian. >> except you're not christian. >> you know what? >> you know what? >> i know. >> i know. >> but you're not even british. >> but you're not even british. >> we've just replaced one orthodoxy. we've replaced the christian orthodoxy with another orthodoxy, with the woke orthodoxy, with the woke orthodoxy, the progressive socialist orthodoxy. so we need to wipe the slate clean of. >> the christian one way better.

>> the christian one way better. >> and we need to. yeah, it's better, but we need to wipe the progressive slate clean and have another enlightenment, i believe. anyway, we've got the sunday mail now, and apparently suffragettes had some unconscionable opinions. do you mean the idea that women should have the vote? lewis? >> that's all my jokes gone. >> that's all my jokes gone. >> it's sickening. it's actually sickening. women should it says girlboss. academics try to hide the suffragettes nasty, nasty side, says female professor. this is in the daily mail, which is £1, which is tomorrow i think is £1, which is tomorrow i think is £1.70 tomorrow. >> i doubt. >> i doubt. >> it is. >> it is. >> it is. >> i don't know what it is. it's one of those. it's not, it's very cheap. the daily. >> mail. >> mail. >> 2.20 tomorrow. >> 2.20 tomorrow. >> is it £2.20. sunday i lost my sheet. >> my. >> my. >> sheet of paper. >> sheet of paper. >> can you tell us. >> can you tell us. >> but it's saying, it's saying that the suffragettes were horrible people. they were elitists. they were against the working class, which is very bad in this country. >> some were actually fascists. >> some were actually fascists. >> but. >> but. >> there were also there also bad ones. >> yeah. and they believe in eugenics. right. and but the truth is, is that letting women vote is been the cause of the

decline of the british empire. >> i didn't arne slot because i know that's going in the showreel. so i didn't want interrupt the stop funding hate show reel. but yeah, i mean, it's not this. >> is not. right about that. >> is not. right about that. >> is not. right about that. >> i didn't i didn't listen, i was just thinking, get the get the cut, get the shot. the suffragettes, everyone knows they were violent. you know, the suffragists that were the non—violent ones. right. so the suffragettes were violent and they want, like you say, they wanted. >> all these. >> all these. >> rival gangs. >> rival gangs. >> they wanted all these terrible ideas, like women. >> voting. >> voting. >> which we now know has been disaster. >> great song. >> great song. >> can you just turn the camera and say women voting has been disaster. >> it has been a disaster. >> it has been a disaster. >> disaster. because what women care about, they're not the same as. >> men, you know? >> men, you know? >> you know. you know what it is. women voting was great because women used to be more, more. >> think about things more and more. >> conservative and more based than men. and then women stopped having babies. and so all this like empathy curdled and had to be diverted somewhere. and they went crazy. and because they stopped having babies, because

men had stopped having babies as well. yeah. society went insane. >> by the way. >> by the way. >> most most men shouldn't vote enhen >> most most men shouldn't vote either. just for the record, almost no one should vote. yeah, lewis. >> definitely not. >> definitely not. >> yeah, well, i don't vote, but but you are right about that. but i think the idea that women have the right to vote, they should not have. >> the women. >> the women. >> right. >> right. >> to vote. »- >> to vote. >> only women should be allowed to vote, but only women who have had children, only mothers. >> well. >> well. >> it could be per household. what about per household? one vote per household. that's a good idea. >> that used to work. >> that used to work. >> household is a household, owns a household, has some money in the bank. >> yeah. it has to. >> own property. >> own property. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> they married. married even i couldn't vote. >> you have to have 10,000 acres. >> and then you can have. >> and then you can have. >> 13 children like. >> 13 children like. >> elon. >> elon. >> musk to go with vegan children trying to get meat and a far right theme park. that's our lads night sorted out. nick and lewis, see you in a moment. >> am i in? >> am i in? >> you're looking happy. >> you're looking happy. >> well, the forecast looks

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>> welcome back to headliners. and we're going to twitter for this comment, because somebody said something nice about us. bazball said. leo ross nick dixon and lewis schaffer brilliant show. it's so nice to

watch people being genuinely funny, like the good old days before the world went mad. thank you. what she's watching. >> that is. >> that is. >> very. >> very. >> nice of her. let me see what she looks. >> we've got the daily mail. don't go looking. look at her picture, please. lewis. this is. i feel like this is going to be presented in court for a different reason this time. we've got the daily mail now, with trump trying to force his rules onto states that don't want them. nick. >> this was so good. trump declares. see you in court in brutal transgender face off with democratic governor at white house. many people will have seen this clip, many people on many sides. and it's a janet mills who's governor of maine. and trump says he's getting rid of this. he's done this executive order banning transgender athletes from participating in girls and women's sports. basically biological men. and he said he's the governor of maine here. and she said, yes. and he said, are you going to comply with. and she's like, i'm complying with state and federal laws. he said, well, we are the federal law. boom. mike drop. he said, you better do it cause you're not going to get any federal funding at all if you don't. and she says, see you in court. he says, good, i'll see you in court. i look forward to it. that should

be a real easy one. it was. >> just one of the. >> just one of the. >> best clips anyone's ever seen, and this is what you have to do. then he said, and you probably won't. and he said, enjoy your life after governor, cause i don't think you'll be in elected politics. i mean, this is what we need. just trump laying down the law. this is the new world. it's beautiful. yeah. >> because i disagree with trump on some things like i don't i don't agree with his approach to ukraine, but with something like biological males and women's sports. yeah, he's totally he's totally dead. right. and you know, i think he's right to try. and you know, i'm not i'm not sure of the processes, but i think he's right to at least try and do it. >> yeah. but i mean it's his money. it's the federal government money. there's only one executive that's elected who has responsibility in all of america, and it's him. so if he doesn't want to send any money, he doesn't have to send any money. >> and she'd probably say she was elected as well. well moving on, we've got. >> the she's. >> the she's. >> elected for her own money. if she wants to spend money, let her spend main money. >> well, we've. >> well, we've. >> got the mail on sunday now with a shocking story about child abuse by vegans. louis. >> yes, this is actually. i don't know how you can find this shocking. this is not shocking. but before i say that, i just

want to shout out jonathan, our jonathan kogan's father in law watches the show. he actually is engaged to beautiful. can't mention her name mentioned. and so the grand dad john likes to watch this show and he's a huge fan of mine. so i want to shout out to you. >> and how does that help the rest of the nation? >> it helps that they know that they could communicate with louis schaeffer. if you if you tweet something, i might actually read it anyway. >> so self—indulgent. >> so self—indulgent. >> this is in the mail on sunday. >> even by your standards. >> even by your standards. >> louis in the street. i do recommend running past him before he engages you in conversation. >> yeah, but. >> yeah, but. >> you know what? if someone comes up to me and says hello? i say, let's take a picture, let's. >> talk. >> talk. >> let's go out for a drink. >> let's go out for a drink. >> and then they say, i've changed my mind. goodbye. >> i'm not like you, leo. i wasn't six foot five inches tall at birth. whatever. where you get like and good looking where people like you. >> bertha was, like, winched out of my mother's vagina. >> exactly. were huge. you were huge. i was a short, ugly guy. i was like nick. and anyway.

>> people like, oh, are you bully louis? can everyone just say you bully louis? louis calls you up and calls you ugly and fat on the phone at 2 am. oh, you bully louis. just call me ugly on national tv. you think? how do you think i like that? i enjoy. >> that, yes. you did. louis. >> that, yes. you did. louis. >> yes you did. >> yes you did. >> i'm not. even sure. >> tell us the story. >> tell us the story. >> because this is. this is the story of. >> bullying right up your street. this is such a sad story. >> this is one of those bs articles. >> oh, right. >> oh, right. >> i'm going to tell the story. >> i'm going to tell the story. >> right. so vegan children, vegan. >> children are desperately trying to have play dates with meat eating families so they can eat meat. this is so sad. so parents are raising their kids vegan. obviously the kid doesn't say, oh please, can you deny me all the delicious meat? the parents are forcing their veganism on the children, and then the children are, like, desperately trying to scrounge meat at other. >> kids houses. >> kids houses. >> they're blaming. they're blaming the children, saying they're feral behaviour because they're feral behaviour because they're starving to death. >> it's the same reason louis steals food from people here, because he's so hungry, because he's on this all meat diet. >> it should be. >> it should be. >> illegal to force your kid to be vegan. like when your kid becomes 18. you can decide. the

kid can decide. >> it's like oscar wilde said, if you if you deny yourself something, your soul grows sick with longing for the things. it is forbidden to itself. >> well, the show is nearly oven >> well, the show is nearly over, so let's take another quick look at tomorrow's front pages the mail on. >> sunday and the. >> sunday and the. >> level come out. >> it's the thought police. that's our stasi era police visiting a woman for a post on facebook. the sunday telegraph has prime minister looks at faster boost for defence. the observer has. prime minister lays down ukraine peace demand ahead of trump talks. the sunday times has insecure peace risks more war. the sunday express has australians won't ditch monarchy and the daily star on sunday has blokes. we're well and truly in the doghouse and that's it for tonight's show. thank you to my guests louis and nick. i'll be back tomorrow night at 11 pm. with simon evans and steve n allen. and if you're watching the five and repeat, then stay tuned for breakfast. see you tomorrow, i hope. >> there will be a light breeze in the morning leading to a warm

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quite quickly through the morning. widespread rain across northern ireland. wind gusts of 6070 miles an hour through the day here. dry start for eastern parts of england, but wetter across wales. the west country as the rain moves in some sunny spells across southeast england. here it will stay dry as for longest through the day, but elsewhere turning increasingly unsettled. the rain could lead to some localised flooding as rainfall totals build up through into the afternoon and evening time, particularly across the high ground in the west. showers following into northern ireland, western scotland later on in the day and the rain eventually reaching southeast england. but a blustery day for all metoffice warnings out for wind and rain. so do stay up to date here. temperatures again in double figures. rain continues to flirt with southeastern parts on monday initially, but it does clear out the way and it's then a blustery day. sunshine and showers across the country, some of them on the heavy side at times. in between though, plenty of sunshine and temperatures just feeling a little fresher. and it stays unsettled through tuesday and into wednesday, with further showers and rain and

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>> well, you see what i just said? this doesn't supported by the facts. you know, the reform party got the same number of seats as the green party at the last election, a lot less than the lib dems. >> but that's a three year old party. >> so for the president of the united states to say they've taken the uk by storm, that's the quote. >> they are leading all the polls, are they not? >> they haven't. >> they haven't. >> taken anything for reform. i'm just giving you the facts. they are a three year old party. they are a three year old party. they have five mps and they're now leading every poll in the uk. >> well, they did quite well, but they didn't do as well as let's say, the lib dems. right. so he's not praising the lib dems is he? you know who got. >> ed davey is much to talk about. >> well, exactly. so this idea that they've taken by storm he said out loud which aren't supported by the facts. and that's what you saw in that particular. >> i think it's comparing apples and pears. frankly, i think

they're two completely different speakers in terms of their presentation. starmer and starmer and trump. absolutely. i mean, trump is a is a is like bons mean, trump is a is a is like boris johnson. he is a real showman. but actually yeah , i do showman. but actually yeah, i do think that i do i do think that. i rubbish i do think that but this week. >> what was his message. this week. it was he said. >> yeah, i can tell you because i was paying attention. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> let me, let me. >> just say from america as well. >> i think very quickly that, that he, that trump did let himself down this week because of, because i don't think the zelenskyy is a dictator. and i don't think that that ukraine is the aggressor in this conflict. but, you know, most of the time in certain certainly in front of a home audience, he is absolutely on track and a good performer. >> peta i will come to you in just a second. let me go stateside, though, to us political commentator and former republican john le boutillier. john, good evening or good morning? good day, wherever you are. what did you make of your

president's speech just then? do you agree