leader is calling the ukrainian leader is calling for a truce in the sky and the sea. it russia agrees to the same as part of steps towards ending the conflict. it comes, though, as tensions between kyiv and washington remain high, with the white house pausing military aid to ukraine. conservative leader kemi badenoch has praised the ukrainian president, though, for, she says, keeping a cool headin for, she says, keeping a cool head in difficult circumstances. farmers have been staging another protest in london today over labour's inheritance tax changes, with a pancake day rally near parliament. they're opposing a planned 20% tax on agricultural land and businesses worth more than £1 million. they argue it will force land sales and hurt farming families. the met police has limited the number of tractors allowed on the march today under the public order act. a decision, though questioned by some politicians, including nigel farage. he urged farmers to pressure labour mps in rural constituencies. but the government says the plans are fair and balanced. jermaine

jenas and his wife ellie penfold, have announced they are splitting up after 16 years of marriage. the former footballer and tv presenter was sacked from the bbc last year following complaints about workplace conduct. his wife confirmed the separation on social media, saying they will remain friends and co—parent their four children. jane has apologised at the time of the incident, insisting he'd done nothing illegal and recently returned to broadcasting with talksport. he had been tipped to replace gary lineker as host of match of the day before his dismissal from the bbc, and the king made a rare visit to a royal navy warship at sea today, meeting sailors on hms prince of wales before its biggest mission yet. his majesty flew by helicopter to the aircraft carrier in the engush to the aircraft carrier in the english channel, thanking crew for their extraordinarily valuable service. the £3 billion ship will soon set sail for japan, leading the uk's strike group in a mission to boost defence partnerships. and it was the first time in nearly 40 years that a reigning monarch

has boarded a royal navy ship at sea. those are the latest headunes sea. those are the latest headlines for now. plenty more still to come right here with headlines. >> for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gbnews.com/poll. >> hello, welcome to headliners. we're going to give you the best of tomorrow's newspapers with the best of today's comedians. first things first, we'll have a look at the front pages. the daily mail zelenskyy olive branch to trump after pm's plea. the daily express clown varne slur on 636 war heroes and the telegraph zelenskyy bows to trump pressure. so we're going to start now with the guardian. let's start with the mail. so we were just discussing the unfortunate divorce of some people i've never even heard of before. >> yes. and i and i wish i was

paying >> yes. and i and i wish i was paying attention so i could. >> remember his name. >> remember his name. >> but good looking dark guy. yeah, we know. >> he's a good looking guy, and his wife has. i mean, who knows, maybe they will have happiness. all i know is this. you've never been divorced. that's true. right. and that's one of the benefits of having five kids. she can never divorce you. >> exactly why.7 we have. >> exactly why.7 we have. >> five kids. yeah. she never trapped. yeah. she's trapped. >> this guy had four kids, and that didn't. >> save him. it didn't save him. not enough. because women are crazy. they're horrible. they. you know what it is.7 it's. you know what it is? it's. i mean, he must. >> bring this up. >> bring this up. >> louis. sorry. >> louis. sorry. >> try to keep our advertising. >> try to keep our advertising. >> but i know what it's like with, you know, she thinks she's going to be happy with. she's not going to be happy, and he's not going to be happy, and he's not going to be happy, and he's not going to be happy. divorce. marriage is. >> you've been triggered, haven't you? >> you see, you. >> saw you saw a news item about divorce. and there was tears. there was emotion. you don't care about what's happening in the world and zelenskyy and the potential to stop world war iii. that's all gone out the window. >> because. because when you're in a divorce situation, i mean, marriage. i've been married. it's horrible. it's horrible. but yeah, i've been married. but

divorce is way worse than that. to have to have someone who hates you that much for the rest of their lives, and if they if they maybe don't hate you as much, it's even worse. >> well, apply that analogy to trump and zelenskyy. zelenskyy has taken the knee. >> he i think he has. he has. he said he regretted saying what he said he regretted saying what he said to them. and a lot of the people out there are going to say, oh, he was totally bullied by donald trump. and he does. he should. >> some people in here are going to say, i. >> say it, they're going to say it right. you're totally wrong, okay? and you're totally wrong. he basically donald trump had him had him because biden was too nice to him. and donald trump said, listen, if we go into business together, if we're going to be anywhere near you, we want £500 million. yeah. >> but what do you get for that 500 million? that's the whole point, isn't it, adam? that he wanted some security guarantees. that's fair enough. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i think putin is not someone to be trusted. >> yeah, i. >> yeah, i. >> think you're absolutely right there. and i think everybody think. >> everybody. >> everybody. >> who watched that debate, that sort of conversation.

>> that happened last. >> that happened last. >> week, nobody felt comfortable watching it. whether you thought he was bullied or not bullied, it wasn't uncomfortable. watch what became very clear, though it was. it was all about men trying to show. how well—endowed they were, sort of all kind of. >> going. >> going. >> well. >> well. >> you know, and then as soon as zelenskyy sort of said something along the lines of. >> you know, you don't. >> you know, you don't. >> feel it now, but you might feel it in the future. i just thought, oh. >> they said. >> they said. >> that to my wife a few times. >> that to my wife a few times. >> you don't you. >> you don't you. >> don't say that. you just can't say that to trump. >> well. >> well. >> this is it. so now it seems like yeah, he's going to sign the they're like, we're going to sign the deal. and now trump he might even announce it in his state of the address. yes. and look i want everybody wants peace.i look i want everybody wants peace. i mean it's ridiculous if you have a whatever view you have on this or if you try and sort of defend zelenskyy, people are coming at you. you're a warmonger. you want british children to die. it's like, no, everybody wants peace. yeah, but you have to be realistic about how that's going to be achieved. i think everybody's got. >> a different this is not about peace. this is about the russians, and it's about europe wanting to be as strong as

america and as the day, every single day goes on, you're seeing a weak, weak europe. and they're trying to they're trying to say, look at us. we're strong and we're going to be strong again. so i. >> feel yeah, it's like what? we're in the middle of rocky four, right? we've got rocky four. rocky is training. well i. >> think i think america or. >> think i think america or. >> trump specifically wants europe to stand up on its own. and i think you could you could say part of what he's doing is going, look, i'm not going to be your dad anymore. you better sort this out. go out like, you know, when you get kicked out of 18, your parents go out and, you know, go fend for yourselves. >> like daddy's. >> like daddy's. >> that's totally right. >> that's totally right. >> please come back. don't leave me, daddy. don't abandon me. >> and the amazing thing as as adam points out, is that donald, he hasn't pointed out yet, but i'm going to point it out, is that donald trump got what he wanted. he got the europeans to say, we're going to put in £800 million worth of money, which is basically, what, a billion. >> 800 billion. >> 800 billion. >> 800 billion. >> 800 billion, right. which is almost a trillion, which is

almost a trillion, which is almost a trillion, which is almost a trillion. you're getting really that's and that's. >> how much is the daily mail. >> how much is the daily mail. >> the daily mail is dealing with £1.10 tomorrow, but it's £0.85 for subscribers. i think it's the kind of newspapers you could buy every day. but the point is here's what the point. the point is donald trump got what he wanted. and there's something magical about donald trump. >> yeah, he's a bully. >> yeah, he's a bully. >> he is not a bully. >> he is not a bully. >> he's got what he wanted. that's the if ukraine gets what it. >> wants america. >> wants america. >> which is sustainable peace. yeah. let's move on to this story adjacent. adam in the express. expi'ess. >> express. >> yeah. so this is this is the story of jd vance. basically what people have interpreted, what people have interpreted, what he said to be sort of slur on the