"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- justin theroux -- from "scandal," scott foley -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from duran duran, with cleto and the cletones, and now, as far asas know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. m jimmy, i'm host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything. very nice.

i don't know how many of you@are here as tourists. for those who are visiting us from other states this the may have been a confusing day today. today we have what they call the great shakeout. it's an emergency earthquake drill. it's a worldwide thing. they say 22 million people particicated in it today. i had no idea it was happening. i'm sitting in my o oice looking out from my office, looks over high school. all of a sudden thousand kids come rushing out of e school. what the hell's going on over there? somebody said, it's the fake earthquake they're having. hey, do you know what to do if there is an earthquake? in the event of an earthquake, first thing you do is tweet it. then you got to instagram, then facebook. and then, then you get under a desk this is what yououe supposed d do. if y y feel the ground start to move, go under a table and do yoga. those are also my instructions for lovemaking, by the way. really the best way to survive an earthquake is to move to a

but if the big one does hit, don't run. they say don't rub, you can get hurt. if there's an earthquake, try to contact your nearest dwayne johnson. and he will help you, he will save you. the dodgers are playing the mets right now. not too far from here. the winner of thee game tonight goes on t t play the chicago cubs. the cubs are favored to win the world series. what could possibly go wrong? [ cheers and applause ] the cubs haven't won a world series since 1908. if the cubs win the world series, donald trump is going to win the election, right? [ laughter ] the royals beat the astros last night in kansas city. they will play the blue jays for the american league title. i watched the game and this is something that really bothers me. it used to be that after a big win in the playoffs, plalars would d back to the locker room, they'd spray champagne allll over each other. w this is the royals' locker room from last night. they're getting the champagne ready. everything is covered in plastic. the lockers, the floor, all covered in plastic. as if dexter is about to come in

and murder the first base coach. and not only is everything totally covered, the players you can see are putting goggles on to protect -- what's the point of even doing this anymore? look this guy has a snorkel on. how much champagne are they planning to pour? it seems weird to me to prepare for a posame celebration the same way your grandma protects her couch. look at that. like a party at howie mandel's house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was thinking about this last night, i'd like to see video of the other locker room where the equipment managers have to rush to take all the plastic down before the losing team gets back in. this is pretty great. this is from the seventh inning of the blue jays/rangers game st ninit. a young fan was imitating his hero, blue jays slugger jose

series-winning home run. >> jimmy: the lucky beard now. you can never watch that often enough. looks like he drew it with a sharpie, i don't know if he'll be able to sh it off. he'll look like fred flintstone unl christmas. starbucks is adding a new feature to their drive-through locations, video screens. so that way you can see the person misspell your name on the cup while it's happening. video screens will be added to 2,400 starbucks which i think is how many we have on this block. a spokesman said this is about the customer/barista connection which as you know is the most sacred connection of all. i don't know if i like that. i'm not comfortable video chatting with my parents. talking through the speaker seemem fine. starbucks is hoping this will be

grande improvement on their service. maybe even a venti improvement in the quality of service. i like the old way of getting coffee. you walk into a store, find the guy with the nose ring, ask him to put hot dirt water in a cup. democratic presidential hopeful bernie sanders, the senator, was on "ellen" today. a lot of people, myself included, said bernie sanders doesn't have the style or the charisma to be president. but he came out dancing on "ellen." i think we owe him an apology. it's all right it's okay they may look the other way >> >> jimmy: is that technically dancing? it's like he's a real-life vine video. bernie sanders isn't the first odd old man to run for president.

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look, i'll pay $500 if you'll dance here, all you got to do is take your top off and dance around a little bit. guess what? crack cocaine. people are enslaved to vegetables. i'm a fan of beans. all kinds s beans. [ chee and applause ] >> jimmy: he makes a hell of a taco salad. thank you, pat. next week we're taking our show lock, stock and guillermo, to brooklyn brooklyn, new york, for a week of shows at bamp. you know what bampmp stands for?r? >> guillermo: no >> jimmy: stands for -- the first word is, b? >> guillermo: b. >> jimmy: i'm not asking you to spell bamp, do you know what it stands for? >> guillermo: bamp? >> jimmy: remember we did the show there a whole week the last time? >> guillermo: it's something with music, no? >> jimmy: yes. it's'sherooklyn academy of music. b.a.m.

>> guillermo: oh, okay, i got it. >> jimmy: it's a big, beautiful, 2,000-seat opera house. tickets are sold out because my father invited everyone he's ever made eye contact with to the show. we have great guests. howard stern, bill murray,racy morgan, jay-z, donald trump, michael j. fox, bradley cooper, and many, many more. i'm excited. has anyone who like me has lived in both new york and los angeles knows, people in those cities have strong opinions about one another. so we decidid to tap into some of that. asked pedestrians on the streets of l.a. and on the streets of new york a simple question. we asked, tell us what people from the other city are like. and the result is this. it's round two of "l.a. versus new york." >> what are people from l.a. like? >> very laid back. >> laid back? >> very laid back. somebody across the hall was in l.a. and very nonchalant, go

very different than here. >> oh, wow. i don'n'know. i think they're a little bitit more conceited than we are, possibly. >> kind of stuck up a little bit. >> stuck up? >> yeah. snobbish. >> yeah? >> snooty. >> i see them all the time sitting outside doing nothing. >> they tend to be a little bit more shallow. new yorkers are real. they can be reaea scumumgs, they can be real jerks, but they're real. >> what is your impression of people from new york. >> honestly, from my experience, they're a little rude. i mean, kind of pushy, shovy, always in the way. kind of get where they're going real quickly. i don't really like them. >> they're very -- i feel they're very snob by, very rude, very fafa, donon want to stop and talk to you. >> they like to be [ bleep ] to each other. >> a lot of them are very nasty, short. they're rude. kind of goes with the city. trash on every street corner. it's not exactly my favorite city. l.a.'s a much nicer city.

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>> guillermo: we're going to new york. >> jimmy: yeah? >> guillermo: pizza and tech keel what. >> jimmy: oh, pizza and tequila, two things new york is known for. in the spirit of the national bosses day we went on the street, we asked pedestrians to tell us what they really think about their boss. to make them feel c cfortable we disguised them,anded them masks to ensure that they told us nothing but the truth, the whole truth, and that's it. from this bosses day edition of "hide and speak." >> okay, jason, tomorrow is national bosses day. yoyore completely anonymous. tell us what you reaeay feeee about your bos >> i hate you. you're controlling [ bleep ]. and you make my life miserable. >> sal: and do the rest of the clippers feel the same way? can you hold up your arm when you talk like lady liberty? yeah, okay. you're wearing a mask. tell us how y y really feel about your boss. >> my boss is a bitch.

a six-month holiday away from her is still not long enough. >> my boss is a jerk. his name is lighter and he thinks he's cool. he's nothing but a jerk. >> keep your manhood in your pants, it's inappropriate for a boss and you need to stop it. >eep it in youou trousers, spence. >> my boss so is controlling, when we eat they order for me and don't let me pick off the menu. it gets so aggravating that i'm forced to eat something that i don't even like. >> tell us what you really feel about your boss. >> i think she's the biggest bitch. to tell you the uth, sometimes she's my friend, sometimim she's not. sometimes i think she's never her again. >> what do you to? >> makeup and special effects in studio. >> i see. she's in australia? >> she is. >> she's not watching right now? >> all right. let's take this off. we have nothing to worry about. are we on in auauralia? oh, wewere? okay. all right.

make me pay for my drinks, make me work overtime, i never get days off, i want to tatsse you in the neck. >> tomorrow is national bosses day, weariri ahorse's head, tell us what you feel about your boss. >> i know and everyone else at the bar knows that you've been selling cocaine over the bar to try and impress the other chicks. you piece of [ bleep ]. >> wow. that's something. straight from the horse's mouth. >> her name is deborah and i want to tell r, brush y yr teeth, you drink too much coffee. gargle, chew gum. you speak very loud, too close to people, it's rude and no one likes it. >> [ bleep ] her. she's so psycho. i swear to you. the other day -- can i tell you a story? >> sure, go ahead. >> she tells me if i'm sick the next day not to come in, to not get herr sick. &-pso i idn't. and i texted her in the morning. i was like, i'm not coming.

she comes the next day when i'm here and she's like writing me up. oh, you didn't say the words "i'm not coming." so just like technicality? such a [ bleep ]. she's really crazy. >> [ bleepep to everyone ae e store. we're all sick of her. >> yeah. she posted on instagram, i have an interview this week. so hopefully she's leaving soon. unlimited sick days? oh! >> there you go. >> okay,hank you. >> d d't text her anymore. >> [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone's looking for a sick leave rabbit head girl with a potty mouth, i know someone who's available. it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." joy. >> it's the political hangover. today we try to piece together what in the [ bleep ] happened

la night in vegas. >> we need to be committed to making it possible for every child to live up to his or her [ bleep ] potential. >> how did billy sanders do? >> in the room he was like a stinky [ bleep ],],right? >> i want you to pick me up one time and turn me upside down like you do those other girls. >> it was about principle and bringing -- >> thank you. direct [ bleep ] head. to get dicey. >> you're going to have to get your big [ bleep ] out. >> theast several years as s travaved around the country [ bleep ]ing guys and so forth -- >> it's part of my being. i love [ bleep ], [ bleep ] a lot. >> were you [ bleep ] as a child? >> what? >> were you [ bleep ] as a child? the reason i'm asking -- >> actually, yes. >> give me all the money in that drawer! uh - -and a belt too!

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>> jimmy: hi, there. tonight from "scandal," scott foley is here. later, their new album is "paper gods." durannuran from m e samsung outdoor stagag next week we are taking the show to brooklyn. five shows at the brooklyn academy of music which is what, guillermo? called what? >> guillermo: brooklyn academy -- >> jimmy: that i just said. >> guillermo: yeah. b.a.m. >> jimmy: thank you very much. we will have names such as bill murray, michaelel. fox, donald trtrp, howard sterer bradley cooper, jay-z, tracy morgan, misty copeland the ba@lerina, ryan adams, esperanza spalding, public enemy, paul shaffer sitting in with the cletones. all of those people will be there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please join us starting monday all week. the first guest is a talented actor, director, and writer w wh two of the most prizeze side burns ininll of show business. he stars on one of the best shows on tv. watch "the leftovers" sundays at

please welcome justin theroux! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: very good t see you. you look very handsome as always. >> likewise? you got married, congratulations. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it makes sense that you as the groom in a wedding would be asked about it repeatedly but do you have any idea how often people ask me about your wedding? >> i have some idea. >> jimmy: every single conversation starts with that. because i was there. and i never say anything. i act as if i -- i won't even tell them what we ate. what the meal was. >> you can. >> jimmy: i am fort knox, i keep everything very quiet. >> why? >> jimmy: you wanted it private. >> we wanted it to be a private event. >> jimmy: you did a good job keeping it very private.

there's only one little detail from the wedding that you reveals on "good morning america." and it was that i cried at the wedding. [ laughter ] the one piece of information! that you let escape from this wedding! >> it's true, it's true. >> jimmy: i know it's true! >> tell them! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i want people to know that you have a tender heart. >> jimmy: thank you, yes. yeah, some people have a different way of describing it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: true or false, i had to force you to have a bachelor party? >> not force me. >> jimmy: bully? >> bullied me. >> jimmy: bullied, yeah. >> kept e-mailing me, dude, you've got to have a bachelor party. >> jimmy: i was going to have it with or without you. >> i know. i was shooting, he was going to come to austin, we'll do whatever you want, a vegas thing. i was working. i was like, i can't do it, i don't want a bachelor party. when i got to l.a. you're like, we're doing this the night before. so i said, great. you were very -- you said what do you want?

this, like this? >> jimmy: balloons? >> i said, let's get the guys together, have some beers and really good food, and adam made great steaks -- >> jimmy: adam lang perry made g-rated -- >> i showed up at jimmy's house. and molly answered the door holding baby jane. >> jimmy: my wife and baby were >> i know. and then they were like, we're going to leave you guys alone, i'm going to put jane down. then basically they went upstairs to go to sleep. we were all having a quiet bachelor party. >> jimmy: it was a quiet bachelor party. sleeping. >> jimmy: i don't want to mention names but billy crudup, the actor, actually fell asleep on the couch during the bachelor party. >> exactly. got so drunk. he was just tired. >> jimmy: now that you're to live with? >> yes. i think i'i' an easy person to live with. i have like weird -- like things

that i collect. there's certain things that i can have either -- that belong in the the house. i have this collection when i moved to l.a. i brought a lot of it here that didn't necessarily jive with jen's style. >> jimmy: yeah. that's common, though. seems that nothing jives -- nothing of mine jives with my wife's style and it's being item machi eliminated. as the days go on. >> as the days go on. >> jimmy: what made it? make it? >> i had -- i used to collect odd medical curio. things like dental instruments or teeth. teeth occasionally. >> jimmy: human teeth? >> human teeth. >> jimmy: how many of them did you have? >> actually, i'd gone and gotten a root canal from my dentist who will remain nameless. i said, i want the feet.teeth. teeth. she gave them to me and they're beautiful, look like pearls, have roots on them.

>> jimmy: we've alleen teeth. >> i was going -- yeah, but not out of your own head. >> jimmy: true. it is weird. they should offer those to you. >> then i said to her/him, look, i would love -- can i get more of these? she'd slip me these little bags of teethth there would be a biomedical warning. don't worry, i steamed them. i'd put them in a dish on the coffee table. >> jimmy: anybody thinks it's a mint and popped it? >> they reach over and get it close to their face, oh! that's not an altoid! >> jimmy: that did not make it? >> that did t. >> jimmy: youurought something that did? >> i have a new thing t tt i'm sessed with. i was on reddit or went to some k-hole and found there's a thing that exists called dental mannequins. >> jimmy: dental mannequins? >> they're meant for dentists who basically -- >> jimmy: who have clothing stores? >> you practice on dental

mannequins. >> thihiis a real thing? bought. the first one of my collection. >> jimmy: this is in your home? >> it's in my home. >> jimmy: your wife is nicer than mine for sure. >> looks like i'm practicing on myself. >> jimmy: this looks like a rapper skull. this could be lil john's skull. you keepephis in your office? >> yeah, and hopefully i'll accrue nine more. >> jimmy: yeah, you should get two of them, maybe they'll mate. maybe you'll have a bunch of little things. >> i love it. >> that's a lovely item. i was going to get you one of these as a wedding gift -- >> now you know what to get. it's almost christmas. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. we have a couple of special things prepared. i don't want to tip the audience off. just tun theroux is here. "the leftovers," watch it sunday nights on hbo.

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i saw another car coming. and it was john. the neighbor. his son was with him. i think my phone is probably up there. they're going to find him. i think she tell the cops. >> tell them what? you just say you don't remember anything before you woke up in the exact spot where our neighbor'saughter and her two friends disappeared from? >> jimmy: justin theroux in "the leftovers." i got to tell you -- [ cheers and applause ] i think this season, there's only been two episodes, but i love that you guys moved and it's really been interesting and exceceent. >> i thihi it's -- i'm notot justt saying thihi because that's thehe show i love -- i think it's a strong, strong, strong season. we've had -- and,we just got the finale so i know the whole arc of the thing. it's gorgeous. >> jimmy: it's really, really, really good. i mean, i know people -- if you don't know what's going on there, but knowing what's going on there, knowing that it's happening next week, is very,

very interesting to me. because we really don't know if you're complplely off your rocker or not. we genuinely have no idea. >> you will find out if i am or am not. >> jimmy: are you going to take it easy now? >> i wish i could. just last friday i think we finish the finale, flew back to los angeles. but now with awards season coming i have to start basically sort of -- >> jimmy: the emmys? >> no, this is -- i'm hoping -- this year we're going for the ---- >> jimmy: for "zoolander 2"? >> no, i did a -- i bought the rightso this amazing viral video. >> jimmy: you bought the rights to a viral video? really? you can buy the rights? >> if you can contact the people. i got the rights to it. and we shot -- >> jimmy: which viral video was it? >> i don't know if you know it. the drunk yukon kidid looking for macaroni and cheese? >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> i bought that. i was interested in the character. and i wanted to explore that. >> jimmy: do we have that? do we have a clip of that?

yes, we do? okay what a coincidence. let's t that. >> [ bleep ] jalapeno mac and cheese. >> oh my god! >>et me get my shoes! >> just relax. >> what the [ bleep ] happened to my shoes! >> jimmy: it's a crazy video. that kid made a video apologizing. >> i saw the apology as well. that might be our sequel. >> jimmy: buy the rights to to that one too. when will you start shooting? >> we already shot it. >> jimmy: you shoho it?? >> we cut ourirst trailele >> jimmy: you cut the trailil already? >> the trailer already. >> jimmy: i wish you'd brought that. >> i did. >> jimmy: you did bring it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe we should show to it the audience. >> do you want to see it? [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. i'll show the trailer. >> jimmy: here it is. >> you can't come in here with

an open container of alcohol. >> can you just give me some mac and cheese? >> go to subway. >> can you just give me some cheese you [ bleep ] idiot! >> okay. no. >> why? i'm hungry. oh, hey. >> yeah, yeye. >> oh, this? okay, so -- >> from columbia pictures and kraft macaroni and cheese -- >> we've got a code 4, drunk and stupid, at the student union. >> on my way. >> just give me my food. i don't see the issue. no, no, no! >> nobody touches my box! mac and cheese >> justin theroux. >> my shoes!

>> david koechner. >> a student favorite. >> and j kimmel as the cafeteria lady. >> take it outside if you're going to fight. if you're going to fight, take it outside. >"mad mac." hunger is no game. mac and cheese [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was in that? >> you shot a little bit of that. >> jimmy: justin theroux, everybody. "leftovers" " ndays at 9:00 on hbo. be right back with scott foley from "scandal." [ cheers and applause ] which changes how you read a text. read an email. read the news. wait you read the news? kid: yep of course you do. the camera shoots 4k video now. and selfies have changed. now your screen is the flash. that's gonna get, like, a million likes. selena: thanks.

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from duran duran. "scandal" fans made shocking discoveries about our next guest's character. his name the not jake and he used to be married to another spy. and he's a man. watch him thursday n nhts at 9:00 on abc. he's welcome scott foley!

>> jimmy: how are you? >> very well, how are you? fafaly, kids? youuave three kids? >> i have three kids. i'm tired. >> jimmymy the kids are young? >> yeah, i have a 5-year-old months. >> jimmy: oh, boy. wow. >> that's a lot. house. >> jimmy: do you find yourself in a situation where you are alone with all three of the children? i hadn't until -- it's funny. about two, three weeks ago my wife decided she'd had enough. >> jimmy: ofyou? >> of the whoho kit and caboodle. she went on a girls' trip. live leaving me home alone with all three children. >> jimmy: the dreaded girls' trip. >> it's terrifying. a guys' trip, guy to work, that's enough of a guys' trip. >> jimmy: no nannies? >> no nannies. during the week. but i like to spend time with my kids. weekends. and that can be a problem when you're by yourself.

>> there's something that happens, though, when men -- i go into a starbucks, right? i see a woman walk in, a mom walk in, with three kids. i'm like, god, i've got to go, this is going to take forever. a guy walks in with three kids? people take my kids. oh, you're a hero! it's amazing. >> really. oonchts are. >> it's amazing. the props i got with thth neighborhood moms. i took the kids, there was a birthday party, i took them all. the fathers were like, god, what are you doing, you're killing us! >> jimmy: that's right. >> you're killing us! the moms are like, you're great! >> jimmy: there's a couple things. first of all, you're handsome. >> oh, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: most people walk in with three kids, get your filthy >> i don't know. >> jimmy: alsohey probably are trying to shame their husbands kids. >> there's a lot of that. look how good he is, how come you can't do it? >> jimmy: right. >> then -- >> jimmy: then you're the rye. >> i was the guy, i'm never going there again.

>> jimmy: you made the rounds, you don't need to be the guy again. >> i got something in the jar i can use whenever i want. >> jimmy: this is the current issue of "entertainment ekly." the 25th anniversarar >> look a a that. >> jimmy: and you are -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are a specialist. i didn't realize until later. you're like a love triangle specialist. >> it's what i do. >> jimmy: between this show and "scandal." >> ensembles and love triangles. >> jimmy: i know -- do you hang around with keri russell or whatever? >erry lives in new york.. when we got together for this photo shoot, first time i'd seen her fins the last d d we shot on "felicity" 14 years ago. >> jimmy: so you're not close. >> we're close. talk, ever. >> jimmy: one of the best relationships. >> you can nevercrew it up. shooting this. it's amazing to be a part o o a shsh that people still have font memories of.

>> jimmy: you were like the w.b. teen show. was that a fun thing to be that guy? >> yeah. you know, i didn't know i was that guy. we shot the first season, which i think was 13 episodes. and it got some heat. and by the time we started promoting the second season, we were in new york at a dean and delucca doing a radio interview. at one point we turned around. outside the window were hundreds of teenage girls. and i thought, oh, god, what have i done? >> j)mmy: what? >> and i thought, oh, god, this could be kind of cool! >> jimmy: what did you think you might have done? >> i was so young, i had no idea. but life changes. you never know what you're going to r r into. you always want to be onn a show or wantt people to pay attention to what you do. strange feeling. but it was a good feeling. >> yeah, sure. after the photo shoot, how long did the photo shoot take in the whole thing? >> the photo shoot for this was

a day, maybe. >> jimmy: a day. >> yes. six hours. >> jimmy: six hours? for this? >> believe it or not. >> jimmy: i could h he got this done immediately. >> we're s sstantially older than in that. >> jimmy: : terwards you go, we've got to get together, that kind of thing? >> there wasn't any of that. >> jimmy: there wasn't. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that. >> no, good to see you. >> jimmy: tally ho. >> see you in 15 more years. >> jimmy: your old girlfriend on "scandal" is back with the president again. >> she is. >> jimmy: don't know how much i should say. but i iwas on television. so i will say that your ex, ex-wife? >> yes. we find out in the episode that airs tonight, or aired tonight, that jake is/was married to another b-613 agent. it was a great revelation for any character. one that i -- >> jimmy: you didn't know? >> i had no idea until we'd had the table read. you've got a wifefe >> jimmy: and she s sd -- i saw shshsaid, oh, jake is the name

you're going by now? >> yeah, and i said -- her name was mia or something. and i said, you're going by that name? >> jimmy: it was something else other than mia. >> alise. thank you so much. alise. mia maestro is the actress. >> jimmy: i see, okay. >> good lord. >> jimmy: do you know what your chararter -- what jaja's real name is now? > have n n idea. you know, the writers throw things at us. you sort of make it up as you go along. byave no idea. >> jimmy: you play a character whose name you do not know? >> fake name. >> jimmy: you don't know the real name? >> no idea. >> jimmy: you're going to be directing an episode of "scandal." when are you doing that? >> the 15th or 16th episode of the season. >> jimmy: that's s sething you're excited about? >> it is, yeah. i've directed television before. and some other things. and this is something i'm looking forward to. it's a fbiendly casting crew. i think i'll have a lot of support. >> jimmy: you guys do this. some of the cast members direct. >> tony has directed numerous episodes.

tony tony's been a feature and television director. it's nice to have someone who knows what they're doing. >> jimmy: when he directs the show is it different for you than w wn it's just a regular director? >> yeah, it can be. because we have a working relationship as actors, it can be different. but tony also -- because we're in this love triangle with keri, i wouldn't say any real competition but there's some -- we sort of joke around with each other. any time tony directs, say there's a kissing scene with keri, it's amazing how quickly we'll kiss and t ty is like, cut, cut! just like that. however, when tony's directing himself making out with ke. i? watch keri's face. he just lets that take go on and on and on. >> jimmy: there's nobody to yell "cut" when your tongue is down someone's throat. >> there's no real tongue. it's television kissing. >> there's no real tongue in television kissing? >> no, there's no -- maybe a little bit. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jmy: scott foley, everybody. "scandal" thursday nights on abc.

we'll be right back with duran [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. don't miss tonight's stream on yahoo! presented by mastercard featuring exclusive concerts from duran duran.

after the show to see it all. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank justin theroux, scott foley and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first you can see this full concert at yahoo.com m eir album is called d "paper gods" here with the song "pressure off." duran duran! steppin' out steppin' out steppin' out and jumpin' up and steppin' out steppin' out

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