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u your fight for space station x! -(giggles) -uh, that's great, but this battle takes place in the nebulon galaxy where... -nothing over 40 lives. -(scoffs) well, you know what does live? pesky body odor in a polyester space outfit.
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let's learn how pretreat these pits. mom, quit it! -hm-mmm. -(fanfare) aubrey: the intercosmic federation approaches! ready your weapons. could you...? -(beeps) -(distorted) ready your weapons. (giggles) no, no. no, no, no. you just stataback here wheryou'll be safe and where i will be less embarrassed. -die, intercosmic scum! -(yelling) -(screaming) -karen: wait! karen: wait! wait! -wait! -(continues screaming) (chuckles, growls) wouldn't it be better to settle this disagreement by talking it out like mature adults?
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(whining) mom, you're ruining our battle. oh, i don't think so. i don't think so. no. we are gonna use our words. ro-bat, what do you have to say to... to sky zombie? -sky zombie, you're not my enemy. -karen: yes. -i don't want to fight you. -that's a real good start, joey. -i want to fight her. -what? -attack! -no! -(kids yelling) -always clean behind your ears! no! wait! don't you dare erase my giant mouth! -i forbid it. -(guffaws) you forbid it? okay, you are about one foot too short to be my dad, dippledorf. liv, if you touch his board, i'll erase willow's. -(gasps) mine? why? -because it's so dumb, it makes me mad. -my mom says that i'm still growing, -(scoffs) nobody cares, holden. nobody cares. (all shouting)
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you all know me. i can help you make this video, but... you're rowing one boat (emphatically) in four different directions. get your band in order. in the meantime, diggie and i are going for pancakes! (grunts) 'cause maddie's gonna be there too, right? yeah. she'll meet us there... probably.
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you know what? making a video was a bad idea. yeah. maybe we aren't meant to be in a band if we can't work together. let's face it: the dream is dead. okayaywait. (chuckles) you guys don't really think that we're better off apart than we are together, right?
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really? do you wanna know what that sounds like? (clears throat) this is just willow. (drums playing) here is just... andie. (bass playing) and this is just holden. i love froyo, oh, oh, oh - i love froyo -(nervous laughter) (clears throat) it's the wrong song. this is juststolden. -(guitar playiyi) -(sighs) and here is all of us... together. say hey, hey, hey we're gonna make a change tonight just dance your fears away say hey, hey, hey
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- we're living for... -(chuckles) you're right, lili we're better togogher. and we're gonna stay together. -(chuckles) -yeah. i mean, all we need to do is come up with a new idea that we all love. (clapping) and the baby takes its first steps. now get to work! -(screeches) -oh god! ooh! hey, mom. look, things got carried away in the heat of the battle today, and i am sorry for space-slaughtering you. mmm. that's okay. i had it coming. i should've known you didn't need any help. so, as it turns out, i destroyed myother's soul. ro-bat is the savior of souls, not the destroyer.
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that is captain soul destroyer. look, mom, i wanna say something, but i do not want you to take it the wrong way, so i'm gonna say it while hugging. come here. (sighs) oh. this is nice. good. i'm gonna need you in a p pce where you can hear me. you are driving me crazy. back up off my grill, you helicopter hovering whackadoo. i'm sorry. i've just been worried about you going off to college. i haven't prepared you for the world! mom, you don't have to worry about preparing me for the world. you have to worry about eparing the world for me. i'm an unstoppable force. you are, and i love you for it. (chuckles) but your shirt is on inside out. dang it!
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hey, what do we have this green wall for? hey, you guys came up with the plan for the video. if you want ecial effects, you need a green screen. now march down to the car and help liv and willow get the rest of it! (amplified) i need it here yesterday! you're kind of a... frosty little dude, aren't ya? you're not the first person to say that. runts) hey, i'm so o ad you guys are herer do you just mind helping me with one or two of these... of these... that's fine. i got it. whoo! okay. (exasperated sigh) do we really need all this gear? i'm sorry, i can't hear you. do you know why? (amplified) because someone hasn't set up the speakers yet! usually, i'd be nervous about yellinat someone that big, but diggie's got it pretty bad for maddie,
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okay, where are the speakers? probably next to the giant speakers right behind you. (amplified) chop-chop! (phone rings) hey, 'p, lil bro? i just wanted to say that i'm really sorry that i couldn't help you with your video. what? i mean-- i mean, bye, ma-- i mean mark, my friend mark with the girl voice. -hey. -hey. so, what are the odds that you bought that? probably about the same as you not getting a wedgie right now. no, okay, just hear me out. i... parker! ladies and gentlemen, in my hand, -i hold... -it's the music video!
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-i am m excited! -hey!! i had a whole speech prepared about my cinematic influences-- shh, shh, shh! park, it's starting. (rock music playing) i tried on my own i thought i'd get there around and round but i was only getting nowhere then you came along and gave me something something that i could believe in, trt in and i won't go back again as long as i have you i can live lili there's nothing left to lose you unbreak every fracture in my heart othing in this worldould ever tear this love apart
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they say you gotta take the good with the bad i'll take it all as long as i have you... as long as i have you... and i realize now i'm better with you you got here right on time yeah, you were my breakthrough you are my breakthrough as long as i have you i can live like there's nothing left to lose you unbreak every fracture in my heart
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whoa, they say you've gotta take the good with the bad i'll take it all as long as i have you... as long as i have you... -yes! -(laughs) -that was awesome! -thank you, parker. so... (clears throat) as i was saying, -my earliest cinematic influences were-- -you wanna watch it again? -yeah! -yes! (knos on door) -hey, diggie. -parker. -i got your apology text. -good. i feel terrible.
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i see you also got the text i sent about how maddie wants you to come to the back door with a pizza. -yeah, so where is she? -oh, here's the thinin e just left for a run. but if you hurry, you can catch her. -really? wow. okay, thank you. -oh, wait. do you want me to hold the pizza so it doesn't slow you down? you really are my boy. ah, poor, lovesick doofufu -hey, do i smell pizza? 5yeah, you do. i got it for you. you want a slice? (sighs) you know what, parker? who needs a boyfriend when i got a brother like you? (laughs) aw.

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