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for bearing with me, i'm sick, had a cold for a week now. anybody else here sick tonight? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. i've had -- really i'm starting to get mad at my cold. i'll tell you, i can never remember if they say to feed a fever or starve a cold so i just go with feed and hope for the best. it's kind of the point where my daughter, almost 17 months old, she's making fun of me now. she takes tissue and show goes -- i'm being mocked by a baby. to me the worst part of the holiday, worse than traveling or trying to find a parking space or any of that stuff, is wrapping gifts. i am the worst. shaquille o'neal is a better wrapper than i am. to give you an idea. i once thought it would be easier, this is not a joke, to wrap gifts in aluminum foil. fyi, it isn't. there are very competent people who can build things, who know

tonight we are going to shine a light on this. i think very important issue. hollywood boulevard, cousin sal picked up two men, he does that from time to time. >> sal: hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: let's meet the gentlemen with you. what is your name? >> tim roberts. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> police officer. >> jimmy: certainly a competent man, yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: life and death is in your hands when you are out working. >> every day, sir. >> jimmy: you are fighting crime, okay? >> yes. >> jimmy: can you wrap gifts? >> no, i cannot. >> jimmy: you cannot. all right. let's meet our other -- i guess we'll call them contestant realize are what is your name? >> greg rodriguez. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> redding, california. living? >> retired but also in sales with my wife. >> jimmy: what do you and your wife sell? >> really? >> of course. the women's clothing? absolutely not. temption? just to feel what you're selling?

>> can't happen. >> jimmy: all right. very good. tonight we brought in an expert. to judge your wrapping performance. to help you, hopefully. it's the gift wrap gurual ton al tonguru alton delaney. he does an amazing job wrapping gifts. what will you be looking for? >> i am an award-winning gift wrapper but i'm also an artist. i'm going to be looking for a few things. first thing is really clean corners. so i've got nice paper here for them to work with. it's going to fold really easy. corners. >> clean edges as well. scotch gift wrap tape, which disappears on the gift. the third thing that's really important is going to be the artistic flair. i'm looking for panache. >> pizzazz. >> jimmy: that's the hard part. >> that's what's going to

>> jimmy: there are awards for gift wrapping? >> there are awards, like being on your show. >> sal: can i say something? >> jimmy: what'd you say? >> sal: i found out -- i don't know if alton should be judging this. i found out before the show he played college rugby with greg's son. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> no, no. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we wanted this to be a challenge. we wanted to give you a little jewelry box. tonight you'll be wrapping -- what are they going to be wrapping? >> sal: tonight, should be easy enough, vacuum cleaners. >> jimmy: vacuum cleaners, okay. a alton, any pointers? >> all i can say is, really, good luck on this. >> jimmy: you'll have 10, 15 minutes and we'll check in later to see how you did, all right, guys? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wrap 'em, get to work.

here in hollywood this season, we also give out awards. nominees for the 73rd annual golden globes were announced this morning. which can only mean one thing. it's diet coke commercial season. the golden globes are given for movies and television. the movie "carol" starring cate blanchett got the most nominations with five. matt damon was nominated for best actor for "the martian," also nominated for best musical or comedy. some people are complaining saying "the martian" isn't a musical or a comedy. i disagree. i mean, it's definitely not a musical. the idea of matt damon being left for dead on another planet, to me, that's funny. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] on the television side, amazon scored a lot of nominations. three for "transparent," two for "mozart in the jungle," one for

funny hbo has to compete with a company that sells rubber-maid food storage pducts. donald trump was not nominated even though he is delivering what is arguably the performance of the year. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump, as you probably know, proposed a ban on muslims entering the united states and a lot of americans seem to be supportive of this. according to a new poll by bloomberg, two-thirds of likely republican voters are in favor of this idea. and quite a few democrats. 18% said it makes them more likely to vote for donald trump. what is happening? i tell you, i have not been this confused since sanjia made the top ten. donald trump, he's been telling everyone who will hear it that he loves the people of the middle east, and that his muslim friends are in favor of being discriminated against. >> as you know i have many phenomenal people. they are so happy at what i'm doing. i was called by three people

they said, you are doing a tremendous service. >> jimmy: those were craig [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who could these friends be that tell him he's doing a tremendous -- i bet if you asked donald trump to name one of his muslim friends he'd be like, um -- dave muslim? he insists he's, quote, doing good for the muslims. i'll tell you, whenever you put the word "the" in front of the group you're describing? donald trump is doing good for the jews, the mexicans, the blacks, all the thises, and he's doing special good with the whites. seems like donald trump is on evhow 24 hours a day. this is last night's "inside edition." >> outrage over his controversial plan. >> a total and complete shutdown of muslims entering the united states.

from stepping foot into some american cities? then, zombie breasts? >> jimmy: my god. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now we need to build a wall and a bra. even harrison ford last night, his wife calista flockhart is here with us tonight, he's doing an interview -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for "star wars." they brought up donald trump. >> one big "star wars" fan in trump. in addition to saying that he loves the sci-fi series, trump said he also enjoys movies like "air force one" which of course stars harrison ford as a tough as nails president. ford was asked about trump's admiration for his portrayal as the commander in chief. >> donald, it was a movie. it's not like this in real life.

>> jimmy: he knows. he's the smartest, got the most energy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: donald trump is going to be here with us on the show on wednesday night of next week. so we'll get to the bottom of all of this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, at cornell university, there's a major development in the world of both science -- the worlds of science and puppy-making. the first-ever puppies to be conceived in a test tube have been born. this is amazing scientific breakthrough. it makes me happyersonally too. when i was a kid our family dog, she and her husband tried unsuccessfully for years to get pregnant. and eventually they adopted a hamster, which was great. but she was never able to have puppies of her own. this is big news. if they can make a puppy in a test tube, imagine how many of them paris hilton will be able to fit in her purse. speaking of procreation. according to new data from the center for disease control, america is failing when it comes to sex education.

high schools and one-fifth of admit schools teach all the sex-related subjects they're supposed to. they're not teaching all the different parts. you know, surprised me. how could the system where sex ed is being reluctantly taud taught by the high school volleyball coach be failing? it's important because if you don't teach sex ed in school, teenagers will never get to see a 55-year-old man put a condom on a banana. the best way to guarantee teens don't engage in risky sexual behavior is to have them play the clarinet in high school band like i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that works, it really works, very effective. we have a delicious show tonight. the great chef adam perry lang is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] from "super girl," calista flockhart is here. [ cheers and applause ] music from killer mike aka run the jewels.

mike he was stumping for bernie sanders in atlanta las month. >> make sure that wherever you go you name the nail,take the name, the ideas. the philosophy of bernie sanders there. make sure they are on fire because they have felt the bern! >> and let me thank killer mike. that was quite an introduction. >> jimmy: bernie sanders might be a muppet. we have aot ahead but it's thursday which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week, whether they need it on are not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." montebello, how you can [ bleep ] this guy -- >> i believe we're on the verge of the greatest time to be alive but we have to [ bleep ] these really big [ bleep ]s. >> here michelle and my mother-in-law would like me to point out that [ bleep ]ing one's mother does not usually work out well.

that's what we want to know. >> the front-runner for the republican presidential nomination drew heavy fire today over his proposal to [ bleep ] muslims. >> we're rolling around [ bleep ] in their their enclosure. >> we have to be prepared for whatever [ bleep ] throws at us. >> the giant [ bleep ] matches your height and all of that. >> every christmas my parents and i work at a soup kitchen and help [ bleep ] homeless people. >> how do you feel? >> better than last week but my [ bleep ] is ridiculously swollen. >> you get [ bleep ]ed in the mouth, you learn really hard lessons. >> what if it's a big [ bleep ] that you and your friends can ride? >> we'll have fun together! >> my daughter's so beautiful that if i weren't married i'd be [ bleep ]ing her. >> thanks again for [ bleep ] my kiester. >> oh, it was nothing.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back. calista flockhart still to come. music from the duo run the jewels on the way. first we've got two different wrap others hollywood boulevard. let's check in with greg and tim and the gift wrap guru alton delaney. trees. than i would have done. it really is. alton, before we select a winner, how should something

what is the proper way to wrap a vacuum cleaner? >> it is all about creativity. i did one which i'll share with you guys. >> jimmy: you did, all right, great. show-off. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: oh my god, yeah, wow. yeah. you put that under the tree, the kids would never guess what it is. >> thanks for the bicycle! >> jimmy: that is beautifully done. all right. alton in your expert opinion, who is the least terrible of our two gift wrappers? >> again, i was looking for crisp corners. and i'm not seeing a lot of crisp corners going on here at all. >> jimmy: okay. >> i was looking for clean edges. >> jimmy: yes? >> and again, i'm not seeing a lot of clean edges. >> jimmy: no? >> no i'm relying on that third one, artistic flair. >> jimmy: yes? >> have to say i think the coordination on this one kind of ties it all together. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> nicely coordinated. but they're both winners, though

>> sal: for your efforts you win a vacuum. >> all right! look at that! >> jimmy: congratulations. and tim, you probably won the same thing. well, thanks, greg, tim, alton. merry christmas to all of you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a great contest that is. you know, we should turn that into like a primetime special -- >> shalom, shalom, everybody, shalom! happy hanukkah! happy fifth night of hanukkah, happy hon that cau and shalom! you? >> i'm not gary, i'm the hanukkah-corn. the hanukkah unicorn. >> jimmy: i told you we weren't going to do this again this year. >> yeah, but i'm the hannah-corn -- >> jimmy: i'm sorry, gary is one

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: as you can see, he's jewish and he's always trying to get hanukkah stuff on the show. last year he created this fake character -- >> it's not fake, it's not fake. >> jimmy: it is a fake character. >> no. no. >> jimmy: yes, it is a fake character. >> jimmy, why have you lost your sen of wonder? >> jimmy: i haven't lost -- my sense of wonder is intact. >> even though you don't believe in the hannah-corn? the hannah corn believes in you. [ cheers and applause ] come on in for a hannah-corn hug! co on. >> jimmy: all right. help. >> hold on one second, hold on one second. >> jimmy: very, very uncomfortable. thank you. that is -- oh, no. what is this? hold on. >> this -- >> jimmy: what are you pointing here? >> this is a latke cannon capable of firing potatoes at 50 miles an hour. who wants a potato?

>> jimmy: gary -- you cannot fire potatoes at the audience at 50 miles an hour. >> why not? >> jimmy: because you're going to hurt somebody, that's why not. >> jimmy: yes, you would be liable. gary okay, great. all right. like an idaho field. are we done? >> we're not done yet. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the temple bedth israel gospel choir! he's a corn a hannah-corn and he came to share with you his widing light lit every night giving a gift to you >> what gifts i'm going to bring to you all, let me tell you!

>> on day eight i'm going to give you the greatest gift of all. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome dreilel dog! oh dreidel dog oh dreidel dog [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the hannah-corn, everybody, and dreidel dog. music from run the jewels, chef adam perry lang is here, be right back with calista

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight a hero to meat lovers everywhere, chef adam perry lang is with us, his book "serious barbecue," he's going to teach us to make the holiday roast of your dreams. guillermo.

the jewels 2," run the jewelss from the samsung outdoor stage. i want to mention something that's important. jon stewart's been working hard to get congress to reauthorize the zadroga act that funds health care for the first responders on 9/11, the police and firefighters and medical personnel. many of whom got sick as a result of their work there. the bill expired at the end of september and now congress is being very congress-y about it. supposedly it has the votes but needs to be renewed before they go on let's december 19th. send a message to your congress person, and especially senate majority leader mitch mcconnell, to let him know it'sot okay to use these people as political leverage. the hash tag for social media is #firstresponders. ask the people who are supposed to represent us to represent us. [ cheers and applause ] by the way want to point out thth t trending hash tags are

"makethe80schristmassy so let's beat them. next week donald trump will be with us in our studio, as will oscar isaac from "the force awakens," john kaczynski, ryan seacrest, misty copeland, chris fowler and kirkk herbstriri, and music from seal, gary clark junior, jeff lins, elo, and r. kelly too. there are five seasons of television, our first guest tonight was terrorized by visions of a dancing baby on "ally mcbeal." now she's back on tv as cat grant on "super girl." the midseason finale airs monday night on cbs, please welcome calista flockhart! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sick, i didn't want to touch your face or skin with my germs. >> what's wrong? >> jimmy: i have a cold, nothing special.

i just got over aery nasty sinus infection.n. >> jimmy: isn't it time they figure something out? >> it's not fun. yes, well, they have antibiotics. >> jimmy: they do. but you know what? i had a sinus infection, took two weeks of them, i didn't want any more of them in my body. >> i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: i feel embarrassed talking about this stuff knowing that your husband, harrison ford, was inn a plane crash and broke hiseg and i'm complaining out my sniffles. >> you have every right to complain about your sniffles. >> how is harrison? is he in "star wars" land, off promoting and talking about things? >> he is. he's currently in australia. >> jimmy: oh, australia. do you chat on the phone? >> we talk all the time. he's learning how to text. >> jimmy: he is? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> honestly. well -- he's like, uh, uh, uh, uh.

>> jimmy: does he use emojis? >> no. he says, where'd you get that picture from? really bad. >> jimmy: i always feel like when he's here -- i feel like he really likes me but he never shows it in any way. >> no, you know, it's funny. because i was just talking to him and i said, you know, i'm going to do jimmy kimmel. and he said,yeah. yeah, i don't know about that guy. and then he said, i remember -- and i don't remember this, i don't know if you remember. he said, i remember the last time you were on jimmy kimmel, calista. >> jimmy: i remember this, yes. >> you remember. >> jimmy: people sometimes ask me, from what the show was your most embarrassing moment? that is the first thing that usually pops tomind, what happened the last time you were here. >> do you have a clip? there is a clip? >> jimmy: therbetter not be a clip. >> we have a clip here.

the clip up? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you should all be ashamed of yourselves.s. you go ahead and set it up, i'm going to sit under the desk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it's okay. >> jimmy: just tell them what they're going to look at and it will bfine. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: well, i'm sorry too. >> no, i'm really sorry, it's okay. >> jimmy: it's harrison's fault. he brought it up. >> my heart is pounding now. this is so awkward. >> jimmy: yes, it is very, very awkward. as most of my interactions are so really, don't feel like it's anything unusual. i don't mean to pry. what i'm wondering about, harrison with these planes and the -- do you ever say to him, no more flying a plane, that's it, you crashed, that's that.

>> no, i don't. he loves, loves, loves to fly. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so because he loves it, i love it. and i have to say, sincery, i support him in it. that would be like -- well -- >> jimmy: taking away what he loves. >> yeah. >> jimmy: whihi a lot of wives enjoy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe that's why you guys have been married for so long. were you with him when he broke his leg on the "star wars" set? >> no, no, he was in london. and i was visiting my parents in tennessee. >> jimmy: i see. >> when i got the call. >> jimmy: who called you? >> a producer, i think a producer. >> jimmy: how did they position it to you when they call you? >> well, this was actually interesting. because -- it was interesting. haison -- no, the producer, not harrison. the producer called me. she said, hi, calista.

harrison has been hurt. he had an accident. he was standing on a mill millennium falcon and the door closed. and i said, oh. so -- no, sorry, he said, the door fell. the door fell. i'm not getting the story right. the door fell. and i thought that he was on some commercial aiine. and the door fell off and he flew out of the airplane. >> jimmy: you didn't know what the millennium falcon was? >> i did notknow. i know. and i called a friend and i said, what the hell is the millennium falcon? >> jimmy: what? >> i've never heard of that airline. >> jimmy: what? really? >> really. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. have you ever seen any of the "star wars" movies? >> i have now. well, when i was young, we lived in a very small town. >> jimmy: how smallllould it have beenen >> really small. we didn't have a movie theeter.

>> where are you from? >> jimmy: i'm from las vegas, we have everything. >> you have everything. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. we'll come back. your new show, which i happened to enjoy, "super girl." calista flockhart. we'll be right back!

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wanted to embarrass you. >> so -- mission accomplished. in the last hourlone "the daily plan in the" has published my real age, the fact that i have three personal shoppers on call at barney's, and that i asked out idris alba on a date and he said no. his loss. >> jimmy: calista flockhart in "super girl." the midseason minutefinale is monday. you're super girl's boss. you're kind of a terrible boss, really. i think passive-aggressively abusive to the staff, wouldn't you agree with that? agree. >> jimmy: maybe it's the cocktails and jelly beans that are throwing you off. >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: is that from the comic book? >> no, no. i just had this weird feeling they had me going over and taking a shot.

young people. i don't necessarily want to promote that. so i asked them for some jelly beans. >> jimmy: beans and a shot? >> and a shot. >> jimmy: when you were a kid, do you have -- did you have like a television, like a superhero role model, somebody that you liked? >> yeah. >> jimmy: who was yours? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i was really into laverne difazio. >> jimmy: from "laverne and shirley." why laverne and not shirley? >> that's a really good question. that's not very nice to shirley. >> jimmy: well, i mean, you have to pick one, really. >> i don't know, i just liked laverne. i was drawn to laverne. jimmy: she had "the l" on her sweater. >> the "l" on her sweater. maybe she was a little more -- >> jimmy: a little more brassy, though both were kind of. >> they worked at a beer factory. >> jimmy: i know so much more

it's ridiculous. >> do you know the song? >> jimmy: of course. >> i don't know -- we'll do it our way >> jimmy: yeah, i know all that stuff. >> we know all that stuff. >> jimmy: that's what my head is filled with, that and jelly beans. >> me, too. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. please give harrison my best. the show is callll "super girl." midseason finale monday night at 8:00. calista flockhart will be be right back with chef adam perry lang!

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>> jimmy: from area approximately experience, our piece of meat. he's here to make your holiday feast feastier. chef adam perry lang. how are you? >> good, how are you doing? >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we're in ourur parking lot b bind our stage hehe. you've got a popup restaurant, it was here this week. >> yes. >> jimmy: you sold out all week, you'll be here next week. >> tuesday, wednesday, thursday.

it's all for charity, all proceeds to charity? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: which charity do they go to? l.a. kitchen? >> l.a. kitchen. >> jimmy: good thing i'm here. barbecue chef, he breathes in smoke and it's turneddis brain to food. 're making roast? >> holiday roast. i like c.a.b., it's ready to go. i just score the outside. >> jimmy: c.a.b., what is c.a.b.? >> certified angus beef. >> jimmy: certified angus beef, nice. >> i score the outside. >> jimmy: nice. why do you score the outside? >> it creates all those nooks and crannies so those burnt bits that everybody talks about, it's like 3d. >> extra stuff. >> jimmy: i like that, all right, great. >> so my rub is really basic. it's salt, garlic salt, black pepper, sighcayenne. with?

whiskey three ways. >> i'm going to smoke from pieces of barrel -- >> jimmy: pieces of the barrel itself. the whiskey was made in the barrel? >> you can actually see the charred -- >> jimmy: can i smell it? okay. >> i throw it in here. >> jimmy: but them in the green egg, a great way to cook. all right. >> exactly. this is ready to go. >> jimmy: get the sides too. >> we're going to put it in. when setting these things 325 is the way to go. >> jimmy: i've always said that. >> throw it in, leave it alone. we'll make phase two of the whiskey infusion. >> jimmy: this is? >> this is shallots and butter cooking down. okay, and then what i'm going to do is add some whiskey. >> jimmy: will this get your guests drunk? >> no we're going to cook off the alcohol. >> jimmy: alcohol cooks off? >> perfect timing. >> should you be careful about this? >> hi, guys cha many. >> jimmy: speaking of -- >> guillermo: i smell food and alcohol! >> jimmy: yes, i just got stuff all over you.

>> this is cooking down. >> jimmy: you've got a brush made of herbs. >> exactly. >> jimmy: very nice. yes, all right, wow. >> one over here that's ready to go. i'm going to glaze it. >> jimmy: isn't that always the way on television? there's always one ready to go, isn't there. >> exactly. >> g gllermo: i brought tortilla tortillas too. >> jimmy: oh, good, tortillas. he always has tortillas with him. i like that you're heating them up on the grill, that's nice. >> guillermo: yeah, i want to make tacos. >> jimmy: you take herbs, tie them up. the herb brush. >> george dickel 12 in there -- >> jimmy: you use it to season the meat and gives it extra flavor. >> what are the tortillas doing? how did that happen? >> jimmy: he brought tortillas. >> mindfy baste it with whiskey? >> jimmy: he's the tortilla fairy. >> so we baste it. now we're done. >> jimmy: all right. >> because it's tv. >> jimmy: guillermo, you're drinking already? >> guillermo: a little bit. >> slice this, dressing, oil

>> jimmy: that is a great thing to do after you've cooked. i follow your recipes in your cookbook. after you've made the meat, then you pit it on the board, cut it up, and slather it around in this dressing. how do you want me to just cut it in big slices? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: guillermo, be careful, i'm going to try not to chop off your moustache. how thick? >> thin a you can go. >> jimmy: guillermo likes his thick. >> horseradish, grated. >> guillermo: let me check my tortillas. >> jimmy: check your tortillas. wow. oh my goodness. it's the chanucorn. >> this is meat kosher? >> jimmy: is this kosher? >> no, it's not. chanucorn. i think you can make an exception, right? can we make him some? >> right. >> jimmy: what's my gift? barrels. >> jimmy: is he in there? >> no, no?

>> i have two barrels. since you're such a good friend i'm giving you one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see that? friends give friends whiskey. well, thank you very much. i did a good job? all right, good. now that i've sliced the meat -- be careful, guillermo. you've got to get some of the stuff on it, hold on. let me finish that, stop it, you. all right. look -- put the meat in this -- in this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, l.p. and killer mike are here. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: do you want a tortilla naturel? >> i can't eat -- >> we have to perform, i cannot eat. >> jimmy: is that right? >> we can drink. >> jimmy: give them some george dickel right this. i'm going to slather this. guillermo, grab me another tortilla. >> guillermo: hold on, excuse me, i've got to get my tortilla tortillas. >> jimmy: killer mike, you haven't actually killed anybody? >> just microphones. >> that's the best way.

>> jimmy: i always do a job on the meat, killer mike, you should know that about me. >> i season as i slice it. the spice on the outside, there's nothing on the inside. i like to finish with flavored salt. >> this is incredibly cruel to perform. >> jimmy: that's right. there you go, a little something for you. chanucorn, a little something for you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: there you go. it's the traditional -- and i'm going to have something also here. adam, i hope you don't mind i'm leaving you out. you get enough of this stuff. >> guillermo: should we do a toast? >> jimmy: you do the toast. >> guillermo: he wants to do the toast. >> i'd like to toast our next president, senator bernie sanders. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh, it's delicious. cheers to all of you. thank you very much. chef adam perry lang. that's his book "serious barbecue" and it is serious indeed. we'll be right back with music from run the jewels!

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel

presented by samsung. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank calista flockhart, adam perry lang, apologies to matt damon, "nightline" is next. first the album "run the jewels 2" here, with the song "crown," run the jewels! time performed ever. down with the shame down with the shame used to walk traps in the rain with cocaine in the traps and i prayed that god give me a lane give me the fame give me the fame and i promise to change won't be the same type of man

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hem see yourened whats l.a.! let me see your hands l.a.! down with the shame down with the shame carried the flag in some other men's name loaded my weapon and swore to them vengeance and stepped with aggression right into the fray into the haze into the murk told me to prove to them what i was worth we'll teach you to move without mercy and give you the tools to go after the causers of hurt you'll become death you will take breath this is for everything you've ever loved use all the pain that you've felt in your life as the currency go out and trade it for blood you are not you you are now us we are the only ones that you can trust you'll become fear they'll become dust before this moment you didn't mean much you are the smoldering vessel of punishment but justify us give us your empathy we'll give you lust let yourself go my son time to grow up give up your childish obsession with questioning anything we don't

everything you've ever been is replaced by the metal and fire of the weapon you clutch can't pick up no crown holding what's holding you down can't pick up no crown holding what's holding you down can't pick up no crown can't pick up no crown can't pick up no crown holding what's holding you down can't pick up no crown holding what's holding you down can't pick up no crown can't pick up no crown put your hands together like this! can't pk up no crown holding what's holding you down can't pick up no crown holding what's holding you down can't pick up no crown can't

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