and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, chris pine -- from "pride and prejudice and zombies," lena headey -- and music from panic! at the disco with cleto and the cletones. and now, moving right along, re's jimmy kimmel!

>> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for w wching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here. i tell you, a lot of people, i don't know how many of you are visiting from the east coast but a lot of people who were got stranded here over the weekend. there was too much snow to fly home. they canceled the flights. there was more than 2 feet of snow in washington, d.c. and new york. parts of west virginia got 3 1/2 feet. thank got we have instagram or this would all be pointless, you know? all nonessential federal workers in washington, d.c. were told to stay home today. how do you know if you're nonessential? do they call you? steve, i have some good news and some bad news. good news is0you have the day off today.

along with winter storm jonas as they call it came many amusing weather reports over the weekend like this one from abc in new york. >> now it is really just coming down very, very heavily and that is why there's such a a stern rning from mayor de blasio for people to s sy homee at all costs. he warned kids -- look it, see what happened here? that's why. that's why, i don't know if you saw the kid fall here. that is why the mayor's urging people -- are you okay? geez. it is very slippery here. >> jimmy: poor kid still hasn't made it home. this is good. this is a live report from virginia where one local reporter found herself at the corner of maybe the worst intersection ever. >> -- coming down about an hour now. i'm righ here in downtown danville at the corner of main street and crackhead street -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. hell of an address.

but i like crackhead street better. i propose a name change. whenever there's a major storm the local news channels scramble to find anyone official-sounding to help them full-time. the nbc affiliate in washington, d.c. got on the phone with somebody who they though was with the virginia department o o ansportation. listen very closely bececse you will be able to understand very clearly that the person on the other end of the phone is pulling a prank. but for se reason these news anchors remain completely oblivious to this. >> now to the virginia department of transportation, v-dot, jason bond on the phone, how's it looking for you guys this morning? >> i'd say it's a rough morning for sure. we're busy -- a lot of our trucks are getting held up a bit. it's a lot bigger than what they expepeed. >> disabled vehicles, there were just as manytranded cars like the ones that we're seeing on the video here. >> yeah, i mean -- >> that is a problem if. >> that's a prime example. my drug dealer and my prostitute were on the way, you know. you know.

>> so for people that are traveling now or that need to, what are your words of advice? >> stay hunkered down as long as possible. and then, you know, check the main roads, call your friends, family, use your network to see if it's passssle. if it's not, d d't take a chance, there's no reason for it. you know, the prostitutes will be there tomorrow morning. you know, you can have a good time then. >> what are your road crews -- what kind of shifts are they working on to keep these roads clear? >> these guys are working -- i hate to say it, but almost 20 hours, you know? and those good call girls in the hotel, they just stay there, you know? >> thank you so much, jason bond, bringing us up to speed on the conditions. >> j jmy: that's what happens when youou coanchoror is 10 years old. [ cheers and applause ] how does that happen? is it possible that their

to me the word "prostitute" on a phone call stands out. the good news is people are keeping busy while they're cooped up. today by the way something that's been lost in all the commotion about the snow is today is bubble wrap appreciation day. this is an annual holiday on which we celebrate bubble wrap. and heap scorn on the accursed packing peanuts thaha would seek to destroyoy it. bubble wrap is one of the simple, unexplainable pleasures of life. and tonight to really go nuts and enjoy it, here is our own gulermo riding a bubble wrap bicycle. guillermo, come on in. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, reset there, guillermo.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if he falls, no problem. that was beautiful and wasteful, you know? so happy bubble wrap appreciation day to you. you know, i tell you something, if you're an employee at mailboxes, et cetera, every day is bube wrap appreciation day. did you watch the football games yesterday in the matchup for super bowl 50 is t. it's the guy from the under armour commercials against the guy from the papa john's commercials. the panthers versus the broncos. three weeks ago wasn't this the year peyton manning turned to dust? where he got benched, there was talk they might have to put him to sleep? quite the contrary. carolina beat arizona, then broncos first beat the defending champion patriots in a very tight game that ended when t t brady thrhr an interception in the end zone. poor tom brady. nothininever seems t t go right for that guy. [ laughter ] a huge tv audience, 53 million

brady play for the 17th time in their careers. game was on cbs. this is peyton manning, not eli manning. eli plays for giants. giants did not make the playoffs, which cbs new york seemed unaware. >> later tom brady and eli manning could face off one last time this weekend, from favorite movies to favorite food, how the two men differ off the field. >> jimmy: well, they got the tom brady part right. i do the same with kylie and kendall jenner, i can't tell which is which. in elk mont, alabama, last weekend a dog got loose and the dog happened upon a half marathon. they had a half marathon going on. the dog saw all the people and just started running with them. you see the dog there. she's a 2 1/2-year-old hound dog named ludavine. unds like some medication for menopause. she did well. she finished seventh place.

if she hadn't stopped every once in a while to sniff everyone's butts. imagine committing months and months to training for a half marathon, random lost dog get in the race, beats you. it's like he new hair bun. send that dog to kenya. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. very loud. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy bubble wrap day. you know da vinci invented that thing. i mentioned earlier it's very cold on the east coast. it's very notot cold here. it was s sny and 71 degrees todayyn a. and we have a tendency to -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: to rub it in.

i know people this weekend who are tagging their friends in new york in pictures of themsves sunbathing, wearing short shorts, just to be a j so i don't approve of this kind of taunting. we sent cousin sal to the beach where people were relaxing on the beach with a bucket of snowballs and karma on his mind. >> i'm ella. >> i'm ashley and we're from usc. >> hope you're having fun in that blizzard. >> wish you could be here in sunny california. >> but you can't because you're snowed in! >> sal: you're snowed in! you're snowed in! >> just want to wish everybody back east a [ bleep ] up winter. go see "the revenant" and "the hateful 8" and have a drink for me. >> sal: snowballed!

come on, dog. >> don't slip on the ice, i'm on the sand, call me and i'll tell you how warm it is here. >> sal: snowballed! she's playful, this one. >> i'm darius from southern california. i hope you're having fun in the snow, suckers! sal: snow bucket! >> have fun enjoyoyg that blizzard injersey, wouldn't trade places with you guys for anything. >> sal: snow bucket, snowballs! >> hope you're enjoying the blizzard. >> sal: snowballs! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he better not be here. we're going to take a break. when we come back, i'm gun shy

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[ cheers and applause ] show. chris pine, lena headey, music from panic of the disco. we have an important episode of "the bachelor" to go through. if you missed it you're not living your life if you're not watching "the bachelor" every week. tonight. they rounded them up, stuck them

to vegasor amazing, amazing romantic moments like this. >> cheers. i do think our ride's arriving. >> stop it. >> jojo's taking a helicopter, i knew it. >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: well. [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately they were blown over the side of the building and killedd so t t show's over. they're dead. that was the one-on-one date. during the group date, the ladies were asked/forced to participate in a talent show. which is a big reason why these women are on "the bachelor" in the first place, because they have no talent. their talent is looking good in a cocktail dress. it's kind of an unfair position to put them in. during the talent show, olivia who's taken over as the nutty

jumped out of a fake cake wearing skimpy lingerieawn jer way at a ventriloquist show. it was more a cry for help than a talent show. that was nowhere nea as awkward as when ben the bachelor went to the twins' house. they have twins on the show. halley and emily. who happen to live in las vegas. so they took ben to their mom's house. where he eliminated one of them. at mom's house. one of them. even though as you can see here there's a very good chance ben doesn't know which one is which. >> being here today has been really nice for me to see. this is a unique situation because of just how much i do care for you and for you. >> jimmy: wher. whatever your names are. can you imagine being the identical twin that gets eliminated? i find you attractive, i just don't like your personality. did you watch "the bachelor" guillermo?

>> jimmy: you do not, no? >> guillermo: i'll dvr but i haven't watched it. >> jimmy: but you do have it on your dvr? >> guillmo: yes. >> jimmy: okay, good, all jight. back to the snow. on the east coast a lot of the schools will be closed tomorrow, which is great if you're a kid. not so great for parents, especially parents who work. so tonight i think we found a way to make this fun for everyone. here now to sing some of tomorrow's real school closings these are actual schools that will not be in sessisi tomorrow because of weathehe please welcomemehris pine, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, jimmy. ladies and gentlemen, back east it's real cold. us here in california, the warm center of the universe, we'd like to say a couple things. oh the weather outside is snowy look at that

blowy well tonight i'm hererto let you know which schools are closed schools are closed schools are closed kids mac men necessary middle school charles j. hudson too marksville elementary and ronald reagan academy woodland highh center joh e. dwyer tech lake riviera middle school and alexander hamilton prep aquinas montessori jerome dunn academy saint hubert saint tom st. joe's schools are closed schools are

play x-box a a eat cheetos oh you're in luck learning sucks go home schools are closed [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautifully done. two sets of mittens, everybody. and no shoes. chris pine! tonight on the show, music from panic at the disco, lena headey. be right back! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by icyot smart relief tens therapy. turn on smart relief and turn

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight from "game of thrones" and the new movie "pride and prejudice and zombies," lena headey is here with us. then the new album premiered at number one on the billboard charts. it's called "death of a bachelor." panic at the disco on the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night jack black,k, music from linita smsmh. later this week shaquille o'neal, ewan mcgregor, alison brie, hannibal burress,usic from banners and tory lane so please join us for all that. you know our first guest tonight from the "star trek" series, "into the woods," starting friday he takes to the sea in

finest hours." please say hello to chris pine! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first may i say, you really have a beautiful singing voice. it's really unbelievable. that. >> jimmy: and you smell good too which makes sense for a guy whose name is pine. >> i doused myself by patchouli. >> jimmy: that is what that is? >> i'm in a patchouli ase. >> jimmy: that's not aood thing. >> i think it isis no? jimmy: no, it isn't. it goes -- yeah. i know it smells nice now. wearing pa chum lypa chulely, people say i don't have to bathe anymore, i have patchouli. >> i think delicately done. >> jimmy: i hate to put you on the spot. i have a movie project for the two of us.

guys billy and sean. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there they are. they're here from cleveland. >> where are you from? cleveland, ohio? >> jimmy: they're here -- let me tell you about it. i know you were changing. billy was -- billy's aunt -- billy's aunt is trying to get his cousin into porn. [ laughter ] >> legitimately? you into porn? >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> model. >> jimmy: he's in online high school -- >> what?? >> jimmy: porn ishat it means. >> is there online high school. >> jimmy: he's going to it. he's the quarterback of the online high school football team. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that is a killer sweater, dude. >> jimmy: that's right.

degree. yes. >> that's very lebowski-ish. >> jimmy: i believe that's patagonia, yes? >> you're right. >> jimmy: there you go, okay. so we'll get sweaters likik that. pipi whichever one you w wt to i think sean, i'm going to havav to play you. you being the more handsome one. the script really writes itself. >> when do we start? >> i'm preceded. >> jimmy: production begins tonight. >> tonight, yeah. >> jimmy: we have to do it quick before tragedy befalls. you just flew in from london? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you're working, i presume? >> i'm doing a film called "wonder woman." >> jimmy: oh, you play wonder woman? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> very progressive piece of film making. >> jimmy: you're in "wonder woman." >> i tray steve trevor, for you that know the lore, wonder woman's the better half.

there's a mr. wonder woman, i didn't know that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're not married, though, right? >> i mean, i can't get into the fine details of it. but -- yeah. i'm a stay a a home dad kind of guy. >> jimmy: wonder woman's married, wow. what is it like to play a superhero's boyfriend? you don't see that very ch. >> it's great. >> jimmy: do you have powers? >> none. absolutely none. >> jimmy: who talked you into this? >> you know, it's -- i seek out -- a lady named gal gidot's in it. >> jimmy: i see her in trailers and stuff. xrp [ cheers and applause ] >> she's doing a wonderful job, remarkable job. >> jimmy: do you fly the invisible plane? is that part of the thing, the invisible plane? >> the invisible plane? >> jimmy: you don't know -- wonder womanhas an invisible plane. she doesn't have it in the movie?

>> tell me more about the invisible plane. >> jimmy: wonder woman flies in an invisible plane. you just see her in the sky doing this. does she have the golden lasso? >> i can't talk about specifics. >> jimmy: oh. wow. i don't know if you'r'r pulling me leg o o if there really isn't an invisible plane. i hope there is. there better be. >> there's all sorts of fun stuff. it takes place in world war i. really honestly, for all of these big-time films, they're fun and action-packed and the whole bit, i'm being honest. i think what's really neat about it is with all of the -- whatever, the thor's, captain kirks, i feel with men it's always this revenge cyclething. an eye for an eye. we're going to gege the bad guys and the the bad guys are defeated. what i think is lovely having a woman at the helm of something like this, by virtue of her being a woman, there's a great deal more compassion and love at the center of the story. which for something as big as a

the kind of eyes that will watch it, i think it's a wonderful -- the little bit that we can do to hopefully inch this universe towards something not as aggressive. >> jimmy: because you look at "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette." when t tre are more women in the house it tends to bebeore aggressiveve whwhever. i don't know if you guys are using that as a model? >> we have both of those women in the film, yeah. >> jimmy: is it fun to be in london shooting? is it enjoyable being over there? >> yeah, it is. i mean, i work a lot so i don't get much time. this is the third film i've done over there. but it's great fun. i was -- spent a year in leeds during college, which is in the north of england. ve spent a great deal of time over there. >> jimmy::hen you're ay what do you miss about being -- you're from l.a., grew up here. is there something that you miss? >> get off the plane, get in the car, go straight to tacos delta

>> jimmy: tacos delta, really. >> tacos delta. they make incredible mexican food. shout-out to one of my favorite ots. >> jimmy: what do you get, what do you order? >> huevos rancheros -- depends on the time of day. >> jimmy: do they have mexican food in london? >> they -- [ laughter ] >> you know, it's -- [ laughter ] >> it's a salsa thing. that they just don't do. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. yeah, yeah. >> at all. >> jimmy: probably because there aren't that many mexicans over there. >> probably. >immy: probably hasas something do with that. guillermo, that's h we're goingo make our millions, open a mexican restaurant in london. >> guillermo: that's a great idea. >> jimmy: yes. we need you. all right, we're going to take a break here. we got chris pine with us, the

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>> i got it, i got it! >> you've got about five seconds, boys! >> fire it up! >> jimmy: that is chris pine in "the finest hour" out friday. you know, casey affleck, your costar, was here. he was talking about it saying it was terrible shooting the movie because you're basically drowning the whole time. >> i mean, it's2 hours a day of being dumped on. they have these huge fans that blow wind in your face. then they have these little like soap machines to make fake snow. they've giant dump tanks full of hundreds of gallonsf water that somehow inn four months of shooting they never figured out

we were shooting in quincy, mass in the old shipyards in quincy, mass. ese giant sardine can buildings where they built all these ships back in the day. >> jimmy: i think you did a nice job with the boston accent. with that accent. you have to because if you don't people in boston -- >> petrified. >> jimmy: you'd never be able to go there. >> no, no. >> jimmy: they are very critical. of almost everything, really. but especially that. >> i meme, it was everyone for -- we'd have the teamsters and then the grips and then casey and then ben foster, ben's from boston. i had a whole group of people that were there to -- well, giving me what they thought were helpful hints, which just turned out to be -- just awful. >> jimmy: really? >> just like little -- they're little people in your ears talking about, it's not like that, chris, it's not like that. >> jimmy: like what are the subtleties that they thoughthtou were missisi?

always got me was the "o." like not. i have a broad californian "not." noooo ochlto nooooh. boston i think it goes naught. bought. you still over that vowel. >> jimmy: like the patriots are naught in the super bowl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> dicky: they're not, jimmy. >> jimmy: they are not. they are naught. so i heard you did standup comedy, when was that? >> i didn't do -- as in like a progressive -- i did it once. for manufacturefive minutes. back -- this thing called the william sound theater festival outside of new york. everyummer peoplplmake theater. lewis black was there for the summer and he was kind of the --

we'd have cabarets to celebrate twice a summer. he gave a standup class, we all had to prep material and do five minutes onstage for everybody. which was -- which was i'm sure easier than it would be at the laugh-in. you have a bunch of people that like you and want you to do well so it wasn't all that awful. it was the closestst i felel to feeling naked on stage. >> jimmy: what did you talk about? >> what was my bit? i think i talked about what parents make you do when you don't want to do whatever it is. so i talked about my father -- my father laughing at me from the porch while my mom dragged me to sunday school. then i had a bit about going -- i went to this camp when i was a kid d ere they made you -- they

day but with a garden hose. >> jimmy: what? >> i'm talking about this. >> jimmy: are you sure this wasn't prison? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the other kids, did they seem tough and tattooed? >> yeah, i only got shanked three times. so the garden hose thing. and then there was a -- likik a squirrel infeststion. so half the time we would be hunting squirrels. >> jimmy: with guns? >> yes, about it guns. yeah. and this was just to keep the population in check. this is not like -- it wasn't for gross sport, killing squirrels. >> jimmy: right. >> and -- i remember going out and i clipped -- i felt awfully about it -- i clipped thihi poor squirrrr in the tail. felt awfully about it. ran back to my -- we didn't even have tents. we were sleeping outside.

>> ran to the fire hose, the garden hose. anyway. it didn't go as dark as i planned it to go. >> jimmy: wow, this sounds more like therapy than standup comedy. >> needless to say i never went back again. i thought it was an entertaining five minutes. this is why i'm not a standup comedian. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you smell good, you sosoded great, the movie is great. "the finest hours." it's a true story, opens on friday. >> true story. >> jimmy: and look for chris and i and billy and sean, that will be coming out at a date tbd.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from panic at the disco. our next guest is the world's most popular evil queen. you know her from "game of thrones." next, you can see her fight the terary undead in "ide and prejudice and zombmbs." it opepe in theaters next friday.

>> jimmy: i say this every time but it's always weird to see you in regular clothes looking like a regular person and not a royal. >> evil queen, yes. >> jimmy: an evil royal. by the way, congratulations. i know you have a baby. you had a baby since the last time you were here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. >> a little lady. >> jimmy: a little girl. you're enjoying her? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: yeah, good, good. >> i'm enjoying her not so much at night. >> jimmy: at night they're not as much fun. >> no, they love the waking. >> jimmy: is she sleeping? >> no. >> jimmy: no, no. >> i like to go in and say, what are you doing? she's like that. r hours on end. >> j jmy: at least she's's smiling. not crying. >> totally smiling. >> sometimes if they keep smiling like that you realize they grow up crazy. >> that is possible. >> jimmy: that happened to me,

so were you pregnant when you were shooting "game of thrones" the last season? >> yes. towards the end of the season. >> jimmy: towards the end of the season. so that famous scene, which is really i think one of the great scenes in the history of television, where the shame, shame, and circe's walking through the people, is that why they digitally put your head on the woman's body? >> no. >> jimmy: that's not why? >> i'd like to claim that was why. no. it was an intense three days of complete nudity. and because of the show, because people know it and they know us, it was a little close for my liking. >> there's a lot of -- >> i know those people now. >> jimmy: not exactly a closed set, yeah.. it's amazinin they could take your head and put it on another person's body. i mean, it really is like science fiction. it's unbelievable. >> it's bizarre. >> jimmy:nd yeah, i wish they

>> would you want boobs? >> jimmy: i already have them, but thank you. i saw a photograph of you having -- getting lice pulled out ofour ad? >> i don't know what you're talking about. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, did you have lice? >> i did he lice. >> jimmy: you did have lice. who gave you lice? >> my son. >> jimmy: for mother's day? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> it was a late mother's day gift. >> jimmy: wow. lice is still going on, huh? >> it is, yeah. they love clean hair so i feel blessed. >> jimmy: that lice like clean hair? >> yes. >> jimmy: is that what the guy with the tweezers told you? they like clean hair? >> yeah, you'ree fine. >> jimmy: it's really a dplimt. >> a huge compliment from nature. >> jimmy: where was this? in england or this was -- >> it was here. >> jimmy: it was here? >> that's kind of weird. i thought, no, that can't happen to me.

in the kitchen. i went to the lady and i was like, i'm sure i haven't. she went, oh, you do! >> jimmy: how does the lady at the lice place not have lice all the time? >> they k kd of tie everything up. it's a whole crazy thing. >> jimmy: were you maddt your son for giving you lice? >> no. bachelor"? >> i've never seen it. >> no. >> jimmy: okay. because they have -- well, of course one of the great things that you do on "game of thrones," your character, you say the meanest things in a very cool y. you insult t t others. you actuallyhreaten them, that sort of thing. and this happens on "the bachelor" as well with the women. and they also are drinking, as you do. so i thought it might be fun. we put some of the real lines

teleprompter for you to read them in character, if you would. >> okay. >> jimmy: i know you're not dressed for it. but we do have, guillermo, bring a goblet of wine. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we had fun the last time you were here, you read some things in character. now these are actual lines from "the bachelor" this season. so just go ahead and look at the -- yeah, there you go. okay. >> i'm blind. >> jimmy: we'll give you mood lighting to set it up. >> i don't think there's one girl here who's competititn. i think i'm way preteter than everyone else. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to punch her in the face. like seriously.

he wants to [ bleep ] a virgin. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think her boobs are fake, but 's okay. but you can tell that they're fake. and her breath is horrible. i wonder if they've kissed because i'm sure he smells what i smell. [ bleep ] bitches. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done. i hope you don't mindfy drink this. >> i put nits in it. >> jimmy: tell us about "pride and prejudice and zombies." how did zombies get in there? >> it's a classic retelling of "pride and prejudice." it's kind of bonkers and fun and weirdly has a sort of small

you know, as an actor you get to do crazy things sometimes. and i was like, why not? sounds likik a good ride. >> jimmy: yeah, well, it's definitely not a great title. this is bed on a true story? >> yes. yes, it's currently happening. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. thank you for doing this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got caught up in it, "game of thrones." lena headey, "pride and prejudice and prombies" opens in theaters next friday. be right back with panic at the disco." [ cheers and applause ]

presented by samsung. >> dicky: the "jimim kimmel liveconcert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: thanks to chris pine, thanks to lena headey, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first their album is called "death of a bachelor." here with the song "victorious," panic at the disco! tonight we are victorious

all my friends were glorious tonight we are victorious oh oh o ooh ohh-- victorious oh oh oh oh ohh-- double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine skin as cool as steve mcqueen let me be your killer king it huhus until it stops we will love until it's not i'm a killing spree in white eyes like broken christmas lights my touch is black and poisonous and nothing like my punch drunk kiss i know you need it do you feel it drink the water drink the wine oh we gotta turn up the crazy livin' like a washed-up celebrity shooting fireworks

til we feel alright until we feel alright i'm like a scarf trick it's all up the sleeve i taste like magic waves that swallow quick and deep throw the bait catch the shark bleed the water red fifty words for murder and i'm every one of them m mtouch is black and poisonous and nothing like my punch drunk kiss i know you need it do you feel it drink the water drink the wine oh we gotta turn up the crazy livin' like a washed-up celebrity shooting fireworks like it's the fourth of july tonight we are victorious champagne pouring over us all my friends were glorious tonight we are victorious tonight we are victorious

all my friends were glorious tonight we are victorious oh we gotta turn up the crazy livin' like a washed up celebrity shooting fireworks ke it's the fourth o ojuly until we feel alalght until we feel alright until we feel alright tonight we are victorious champagne pouring over us