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so everything sort of sounds quite melodic and sing-songy. going? i'm stephen?" i'm stephen. >> that's not bad. >> stephen: that's not bad. >> it wasn't bad. ( cheers and applause ) it's not great, but it's not-- ( laughter ) >> stephen: how did i do with your name? sursha. >> perfect, like inertia. >> stephen: that's nice. how often do people get it right on the first try? >> hard hardly ever. >> stephen: what's the worst pronunciation of your name you ever heard. let me get it out here first so people can see it. that's how your name is spelled. >> doesn't make any sense. it's a ridiculous name. >> stephen: what's the worst pronuncation. >> sauer-es-'s, suarez. >> stephen: you do look a little bit like a suarez. >> i do. pretty exotic you. >> stephen: have a very, very
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>> and i've got the skin tone to go with it. >> stephen: you can help me out with something, though? there are so many irish names that are almost impossible for people not from ireland to pronounce. these are real irish names. tell me how to say them. >> does anyone know how to pronounce that in the audience? tig. naef. but it's neeve. >> stephen: how about this one. >> o-sheen. >> osh-een. how do you think that's pronounced. >> stephen: should one i know. shi-von. ridiculous. ridiculous. >> they're all ridiculous. >> stephen: this is one that breaks my brain. >> there's a lot of "l's" in
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>> stephen: you go to hell. >> we're in church! >> stephen: queva? really. >> so disrespectful. >> stephen: the name "brooklyn--" by the way, what's that smell? that's oscar buzz. it's a beautiful performance, a beautiful performance, really charming. this is a young woman who comes and moves to america and has to decide whether she's going to stay. you actually were born in america. you're an american citizen and you moved back to ireland. this is your life in reverse? >> i guess so. i was born in the bronx, as i'm sure you could tell. is there i -- i understand you felt pressure doing this film, you had to represent your home country in the film. did you show it back in ireland? >> we did. we had the irish premiere there and honestly, it felt like my wedding. because it was everyone-- it was all my family and friends that were there, and just everyone that we knew and that we loved. and it was very important for us
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so kind of the whole time when i was making the film, i really didn't want them to hate me or the film. and i don't think they did, unless they were just very good liars. ( laughter ). >> stephen: now, the irish experience in america is like an identity, but we-- as i was saying, we don't do the accent all that well, as i can prove. and we have an odd idea of what it means to be irish in america. you have ever been in america for a st. patrick's day? >> i mean, when i was a baby, but it didn't -- >> have you been in new york for a st. patrick's day? >> no, but i'm going to be here this year for it. i'm moving-- i'm like here, now. >> stephen: don't do it. >> don't do it. lock the door. >> stephen: or put yourself in a safe location. meeting an actual irish person on st. patrick's day is like finding a diamond in a coal mine. >> what are they going to do? >> stephen: they're going to make you do what i made you do-- teach them an irish accent and stuff like that except they'll be vomiting green beer on you while they do it. >> that's what it's like in ireland, too. >> stephen: is it really?
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bloodstream. that's all people want to do on -- >> it's actually a thing? >> not all of us are alcoholics. ( laughter ) we're not. we-- you know what the difference is, is that a lot of people think that we drink more. better. >> stephen: that's what you think while you're drinking. ( laughter ) >> i'm, like, a really good dancer when i drink, and i'm a really good singer. and -- >> you sound like a fun person party. later. i don't know if i want to go -- >> that will be lovely. >> i've built a bunker that i'm just going to escape into. >> stephen: i would hide myself during st. patrick's day. can i teach you an accent? >> sure. chicago accent. >> what is it, windy city with big dreams. >> stephen: windy city. the city of big shoulders. >> big dreams.
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we're going to say the word they make a nice sandwich. they make a nice sandwich. >> that sounds exactly the same. they make a nice sandwich. yet. >> oh, you haven't done it yet. >> stephen: they-- almost like word. >> they make. >> stephen: a nice. >> a nice. >> stephen: a nice. >> a nice. >> stephen: they make a nice sand sam-itch. >> they make a nice sam-itch. >> stephen: say this, chicago colds are the worst. >> chicago colds are worst. >> stephen: no "t." >> worse. >> stephen: chicago colds are the worse? >> chicago colds are the worse. >> stephen: they absolutely are. >> they absolutely are. >> stephen: well, saoirse ronan, thank you so much for being here. ( cheers and applause ) "brooklyn" is in theaters right now.
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yeah, i'm married. does it matter? yeah i'd like that. who are you talking to? uh, it's jake from state farm. sounds like a really good deal. jake from state farm, at three in the morning? who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing jake from state farm? uh, khakis. she sounds hideous. well, she's a guy so... with state farm. get to a better state. all right everybody, if this doesn't get your toes tappin',
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about at seeprismtv.com. ( cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. you know, over the commercial break, i was thinking about my lotto ticket. and, again, for those just joining us, i'm going to win. anybody want to see the winning numbers? right there. ka-pow! there it is! now, alarmingly, there seems to be one thing standing in my way: other people buying tickets. i did not see that coming. and some of them aren't even americans. >> excitement is growing internationally. thousands of canadians are pouring into the u.s. to try their luck. >> the canadians, they're coming like crazy here for the lotto. >> i'm gonna take my chances just like everyone else. we come here and drop a lot of money on a regular basis. we shop in the u.s. a lot,
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it's time to give back. ( laughter ) >> stephen: no one disputes that canada gives us a lot, from their delicious syrup to their finest goslings. but you are playing with fire here, canadian woman, because i promise you, if one of you moose-munching ice-holes wins america's billion-dollar powerball, donald trump will be elected president of the united states. ( cheers and applause ) i'll vote for him! i will vote for him! because he's going to build a wall between the u.s. and canada and make the powerball winner pay for it! so an american has got to win this thing, and people are desperately looking for advice from the experts, like seven-time lotto winner it so big in the lotto, he can fulfill his lifelong dream of continuing to play the lotto. >> the question they ask is, "what can i do? what can i do to give myself a
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>> stephen: yes, that's the question i'm asking! but this is the only answer-- buy as many tickets as you can >> stephen: "buy as many as you can afford." okay, got it. you've got to be in it to win the essentials-- food, rent, scratchers, the ponies, camel now, some might say there's no way to game a completely random system and that you're far better off saving or investing your money. those people are called suckers. ( laughter ) they're taking themselves out of the game, and leaving all their daughters' lucky birthdays for you to play. so while i'm going to clearly win this one, here are some "late show" powerball tips. and keep in mind that the tip is the most sensitive part of the powerball. ( laughter )
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( cheers ) >> stephen: don't encourage me? okay, "late show's"" powerball tip number one-- pick only winning numbers, be it 8, 11, 39-- your choice, but pick the ones that win. tip number two: know what numbers are. a lot of folks lose before they even play because they pick an ampersand or the emoji for eggplant. those are not numbers. we all know what this is. tip number three: if it's smart to buy as many tickets as you can afford, think how smarter it is to buy more than you can afford. where are you going to get the money, you ask? the guy in the future. that guy's loaded because he just won the lottery with tips one through two.
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if you want to be a lottery winner, start acting like a lottery winner. buy all of your friends matching jeeps. pick up an expensive pill addiction. start screaming at your loved ones, "i'm not a damn bank!" then wake up in a radisson bathroom under a pile of naked strangers, empty the mini bar into your pockets, and slink back to your job at the verizon store. because you're going to need that paycheck to buy more lotto tickets. but the most important tip of all: have this lottery ticket because that powerball is all mine! i'll see you at the radisson! we'll be right back with yelp
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( cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. my next guest is the co-founder and c.e.o. of yelp. please welcome jeremy stoppelman! ( applause ) >> stephen: let's get started. >> do you cothat for all of your guests. >> stephen: i do it for all of my guests. we have locally sourced mozzarella and hydroponically grown cherry tomatoes with a balsamic reduction.
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>> stephen: would you like fresh-cracked pepper on that? >> yes, go for it. >> stephen: there you go. thank you. >> that is pretty good. >> stephen: the chef will be around in just a moment to check on you. >> give me a second to digest. >> stephen: now, here's some locally sourced hydrogen and oxygen bonded together for you. ( laughter ) now, yelp is 11 years old. okay? what have you done to us by creating yelp? all of us are critiquing each other all the time. would you like to apologize? ( laughter ). >> i think-- skews me. that pepper, wow! >> stephen: yes. that's what it's like when your bouche gets amused. >> it's very amused, thank you. i mean, i think, actually, you should be thanking me. i mean, yelp is the way to find the best local businesses so when you're trying to spend your you worked for. >> stephen: sure. >> you want to go to the best, right? and that's what yelp is doing, allowing everyone to share their
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recommendations, sitting down writing the five-star review s. >> stephen: when people are talking about the reputation economy, what do they mean? >> instead of the yellow pages world where it's all pay to play, you look online, guto yelp, you search for whatever it is you're looking for-- you need a barber, you need a great restaurant, maybe a bouche. you can just turn to yelp and tap into the entire community's knowledge. the entire city is sharing information. millions of people are sharing all of their favorite spots. >> stephen: people can be pretty cruel, though, online. i've read some pretty rough stuff on there. >> that's what we focus on. i think that's another element of human nature. you zero into the bad stuff. if we were out in the wild and saw a lion, we'd want to remember that. we remember the negative. >> stephen: "one-star review-- lion ate my friend. would not come back." >> yes, you got it. exactly. >> stephen: somebody inspired
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site that reviewed people, like yelp reviewed businesses. >> i heard about that. >> stephen: and basically the internet went nut and said don't do that. you're a terrible person. isn't that person a prophet. aren't we eventually going to be reviewing each other all the time. i i think it's fair game. -- >> isn't human interaction on a jeremy? aren't you and iauring each other the service of our companionship right now? >> are you paying me. >> stephen: i think we do. don't you get a minimum or something like that. >> i waived it because we're friends. >> stephen: you waived it? >> i waived it for you. >> stephen: "two stars." >> only two? >> stephen: "waived fee." well, i give saoirse ronan four stars. i can't get everybody. let me ask you something about yelp reviews.
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someone can give zero stars. i'm tired of reading, "i wish i could give this restaurant zero stars." why aren't there zero stars. why do we have to give anybody one star? >> it's not that different from zero stars. >> stephen: when i was in school, any gold stafers a positive thing. ( laughter ) you're just rewarding people who haven't been good children. >> i see your pint. i see your point. i'll take it under advertisement. batter it around. >> stephen: you have some crisp things to say about google. what's your beef with google? >> you know, google over time has really compromised consumers and a lot of people don't even realize. >> stephen: what do you mean compromised consumers. i can find what i need on dpoolg. >> hopefully they send to you yelp. increasingly they actually don't do that. you search for a physician-- maybe you're not feeling well-- google will serve up their own cruddy content. they don't have very many reviews in a lot of categories yet they'll serve up their stuff and bury the other options
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>> stephen: does yelp have a review for google? >> probably. it does have an address. i don't think i reviewed it, though. i should. >> stephen: jerry stoppelman, "i wish i could give google zero stars." >> "may be biased." >> stephen: "the late show with stephen colbert" has a review. i looblgd it up before you came on. i got four and a half stars on average, okay. ( cheers and applause ). >> i thought it was four. >> stephen: on average. but there is-- there is one woman out there who gave us a two-star review. and she said, "this is the first time i had been in a studio audience for a tv show so please keep in mind in the following comments. i'm a big fan of colbert. always wanted to go to the ed sullivan theater." blah, blah, blah. "it was cold. i was freezing. he came out for a few minutes. i enjoyed the musical... i had a feeling the audience were really
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( cheers ) basically her complaint is that the show in the studio was a lot like what it seemed like at home. >> oh... ( laughter ) that's an interesting problem. >> stephen: what is your-- what is your experience been like? is that a lot like what it's like watching it at home? >> it's a little bit different. there's more interaction. >> stephen: that's true. >> i'm not just yelling at the tv but the tv is sort of talking back. >> stephen: do you normally yell at the tv when i'm on? >> or throw shoes. no, not so much anymore. >> stephen: before we go, this is-- >> it's beautiful, it really is. >> stephen: their hairloom potato, a purple tomato, a little creme on there, and once again, would you like fresh-cracked pepper on it. >> i wish i had my phone so i
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to yelp and add it to the listing on your show. >> stephen: you really dropped the ball, man. >> i really screwed up. >> stephen: jerry stoppelman, thank you so much for coming by. jerry stoppelman, c.e.o. of yelp. we'll be right back. do you want to... ( applause ) i filed my taxes online at h&r block for $9.99. oh, that's super reasonable. what? that's super reasonable. yeah. what? [announcer] file state online for $9.99.
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everybody. my guests tonight ared makers of "making a murderer." please welcome laura ricciardi and moira demos. all right, laura, moira. do i have that correct? >> yes. >> you got it right. >> stephen: for those of you who have not watched your documentary series yet, "making a murderer," let me give a summary and see if i leave anything out that's necessary for our conversation. steven avery is convicted in 1985 of a rape and goes to jail for 18 years. he's exonerated when d.n.a. proves someone else committed crime, and he's freed. on his release, he sues the local police for $36 million. in the middle of that case, he's accused of a murder and the same local police are heavily involve inside gathering evidence against him. your film follows the trials of
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dassey. did i leave anything out that we absolutely need to know before we go on? >> no, i wish we had met you 10 years ago. you would have saved us a lot of time, actually. important point. years. how did you first learn the story of steven avery? >> so, it was back in november of 2005, and steven avery appeared on the front page of the "new york times" and the headline read, "freed by d.n.a. now charged in new crime." and we were immediately fascinated by the headline and went on to read the story and understand that steven was in this incredible position of having served 18 years in prison for a crime he did not commit. he became one of wisconsin's first d.n.a. exonries, and within two years of his release was charged with murder. >> stephen: a lot of people look at the documentary series and they look at it as a, you
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but that doesn't seem to be your intention in making it? why did you make this? what do you hope the message of the documentary is. >> we like to say it's more a "how done it." what we were documenting is the process, and that's cha justice is, it's a process. so can we rely on these verdicts at the end. >> stephen: one of the things people take away from watching the documentary is that poor people don't have a great shot in our justice system, that they don't have access to representation. he has access to great representation because he's already won a verdict that got him $100,000 he could use to pay lawyers. but that poor people often get railroaded through the system. do you see any hope from this documentary? story. spoilers. everything works out okay, everybody is happy at the end? >> keep going. keep going. >> stephen: do you get any sense of hope from this?
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i mean, the people in the series have not given up hope. and, i mean, we understand that for viewers, this can be overwhelming. i mean, we're throwing a lot at you, and it can be terrifying what you see. >> stephen: the terrifying thing is that you could end up accused of something you have not done and have no way to defend yourself. >> absolutely. this could happen to any one of us, and good luck if that happens. >> stephen: you do not want to be the subject of one of your documentaries is what you're saying? >> that's right. >> stephen: regardless of what the intention of it was, people are saying-- people are debating all over the united states, after watching your documentary, is he guilty or not? what do you think? >> i mean, my personal opinion is that the state did not meet its burden either in steven avery's case or brendan dassey's case. so i would say, in my opinion, not guilty. >> stephen: in your opinion? >> i mean, i pretty much agree with laura. >> stephen: is that because you don't think highs guilty or
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to say? without giving anything way, there are things, if you can't get rid of that evidence, if you can't discount that evidence, there's blood, there's bones, there's location, all those things say well it's reasonable to me to consider this person at least a suspect for it. you know, is it the idea that we've got guilty or not guilty in our system as opposed to proven or not proven? >> that's a great point. absolutely. i mean, there are things that he could be guilty, but is he guilty beyond a reasonable doubt? nothing i've seen-- and i've seen a lot of stuff-- nothing i've seen has convinced me of that. >> stephen: what would you like to make your next documentary on, something like cuckoo clock makers or ice dancing or something like that? ( laughter ) has it been hard to live with this story for a long period of time? >> i would love to follow florence and the machine, but i haven't reached out to her yet. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: that's nice.
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because it has become-- you are having a moment right now for your work, but is it difficult to enjoy the level of success you're having with this when you know at the heart of it there's a tragedy, for the family who lost a daughter and for the man who may or may not be falsely accused? >> absolutely. we feel like there are no winners here. what we hope to achieve by sharing this story with as many people as we can is really to try to engage americans and for people to feel a sense of responsibility and to understand their own agency here. for instance, if we see someone in a perp walk on television, we can check ourselves and try to reserve judgment about that person because at that point, that person stands as an accused, has not been proven guilty. >> stephen: well, i mean, hopefully one positive outcome of this could be more people taking an interest in our criminal justice system or maybe more young people wanting to be defenders of people who get pulled into our justice system
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representation you just become a cog in the machine. >> that's right. >> stephen: well, thank you so much for being here. >> thank you so much, stephen. >> thank you so much, stephen. >> stephen: laura ricciardi, and moira demos, "making a murderer" is streaming right now on netflix. we'll be right back. ( applause ) "beth" by kiss beth, i hear you calling... but i can't come home right now... me and the boys are playing... ... all night text beth, what can i do... [siri:] message. pick up milk.
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,,,,,,,, been nominated for three grammy's, including best new artist and best rock album. here singing, "let it go," ladies and gentlemen, please welcome james bay! from walking home and talking loads to seeing shows in evening
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drunk to staying up and waking up with you but now we're sleeping at the edge holding something we don't need all this delusion in our heads is gonna bring us to our knees so come on let it go just let it be why don't you be you and i'll be me everything's that's broke leave it to the breeze why don't you be you and i'll be me and i'll be me
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the floor to teeth and claws and slamming doors at you if this is all we're living for why are we doing it, doing it, doing it anymore i used to recognize myself it's funny how reflections change when we're becoming something else i think it's time to walk away so come on let it go just let it be why don't you be you and i'll be me everything's that's broke
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why don't you be you and i'll be me and i'll be me trying to fit your hand inside when we know it just don't belong there's no force on earth could make me feel right, no whoa trying to push this problem up the hill when it's just too heavy to hold think now's the time to let it slide so come on let it go just let it be
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and i'll be me yes and i'll be me ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: the album is called "chaos and the calm." james bay, everyone.
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,,,,,,,,,,,, late show." tune in tomorrow when my guests will be paul giamatti, art activists the guerrilla girls, and professional bull rider, j.b. mauney. now stick around for james corden. goodnight! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> reggie: are you ready
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>> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, all the way from el domingo, give it up for your host, the one, the only james corden! (cheers and applause) >> james: welcome to the show! (cheers and applause) wow! fun crowd tonight! thanks for coming, guys! ladies and gentlemen, it's been nearly two weeks since members of an anti-government militia took over a federal bird sanctuary in oregon in order to protest the
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lands. the members of the militia are heavily armed with ar-15's, ak-47's, and other lethal weaponry one would expect to find on a bunch of dudes guarding some cockatoos. (laughter) this is such a controversial story. even the birds are split on this. some are right winged, some are left winged. (laughter) (cheers and applause) ammon bundy, the leader of the militia, has compared his occupation of the wildlife refuge to that of rosa parks. and i think we all remember when rosa parks got on a public bus. sat down, then whipped out an ak-47 and threatened to kill anyone who made her change seats. very similar. it really is. (laughter)
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supplies, and have released a wish list of items they hope people will donate to their cause. you have to see this list. these guys did not plan ahead. they're asking for four aprons, ice scrapers, candles, throw rugs. it's like a wedding registry for the most boring couple you know. one of the items on their list is "french vanilla creamer." which means they originally made a demand for "creamer," and then a guy with an ak-47 strapped to his chest stood up and went, "hey, can you make sure it's french vanilla?" you know, for me... (applause) thank you. they asked for a digital camera.u and you'll notice it says with charger. which definitely means they've been burned before.
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mayonnaise, just in case you weren't sure if they were white. another clue they're white? the government still hasn't stopped them. but out of everything on this list, there is only one thing they say they needed badly, right? eggs. they need eggs badly, at a bird sanctuary. you know? (laughter) this story has gotten so big and so crazy, people online have actually started writing erotic fan fiction about it. in fact, and this is completely true, one author actually published an e-book titled "oregon patriots occupied my butt." which you think is funny, but it's completely ruined what i was going to call my memoir. it wasn't a joke! (applause)
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>> james: well, it's true. fans, are we ready to dick ready to kick this show off? this captioning sponsored by cbs the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show, ooh the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show oh, oh the late, late show (cheers and applause) ladies and gentlemen, we have a fun show tonight. here's the thing, tomorrow night, we have our car pool karaoke with adele! (cheers and applause) so exciting. you should see it.
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(cheers and applause) in the purple room, he's the director emeritus of the world-famous columbus zoo and host of the emmy-winning wildlife programs "jack hanna's into the wild" and "jack hanna's wild countdown." can you guess who it is? see if reggie knows. who do you reckon it might be? >> reggie: it's daryl hanna. >> james: it's not daryl hanna! it's "jungle" jack hanna! (cheers and applause) hey, jack! how are you? >> i just -- >> james: what is that? outside the hotel. yeah. >> james: what kind of animal is this? my crotch -- >> james: wow! i could understand why you travel with him now! yeah!
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(cheers and applause) in the blue room, we are so thrilled she is back on our show. she's an actress, animal lover and living legend, the one and only,betty white. (cheers and applause) hey, betty! how are you? are you there? you've got an animal as well! >> oh, yes, this is my baby pumpkin. >> james: your baby pumpkin? yeah. >> james: beautiful! isn't he gorgeous? >> james: you two are gorgeous. thank you for being here. betty white and her beautiful -- (cheers and applause) in the orange room, he's a six-time nba all-star and power forward for the miami heat. what a joy to have him here! the incredible, amar'e stoudemire!
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hey, amar'e! >> never leave home without him, jaws. >> james: it's a goldfish. it's my buddy jaws. they are very fierce fish, okay? >> james: don't let jack hanna get a drift of how brave you are with these animals. he might feel a little below par. thanks for being here! amar'e stoudemire, everybody! (cheers and applause) in the red room, she's a brilliant chart-topping singer/songwriter, here to make her late night television debut, the beautiful rachel platten! (cheers and applause) hey! what's happening? >> we're warming up. >> james: let's leave them to us. we have art, animals, a huge show tonight!
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(cheers and applause) but first, right after this break, best new artist grammy nominee tori kelly and i hit the streets to sing for our supper. you won't want to miss it! we're going to be right back! (cheers and applause) yeah, i'm married. does it matter? yeah i'd like that. who are you talking to? uh, it's jake from state farm. sounds like a really good deal. jake from state farm, at three in the morning? who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing jake from state farm? uh, khakis. she sounds hideous. well, she's a guy so... with state farm. get to a better state.
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,,,, (cheers and applause) >> james: welcome back. earlier this week i got together with my friend and best new artist grammy nominee tori kelly, and we hit the grove here in los angeles to see if we could turn our talents into the most valuable thing in the world -- free food. take a look. i come down to the grove with billboards breakthrough artist and grammy nominee tori kelly. tonight, we are literally going to sing for our supper. ready? >> so ready. i'm starving. >> james: let's do it. here we go. (cheers and applause) feel good about this. >> feel good, yeah sphoo hello. hi. i'm james, how are you? i'm the host for the "the late late show" on cbs.
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nominee. we are hungry, aren't we? but we don't have any money. we were wondering if we were to sing for you, would you give us free food? we'll give you the gift of song. the gift of song. okay. ready? >> yeah (humming "my girl") (tori i think thing i think singing" my girl ") you say what can make me feel this way my girl my girl talkin' about my girl my girl
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what have you got on the menu? we sang and now we're going. >> i think personally we should make it like we're performing for the restaurant so they can't say no. >> james: open up to the restaurant so they there's so much gratitude they will appreciate it. hello, i'm james. tori kelly, grammy-nominated artist. we were wondering, if we were to sing to you and maybe your diners whether we would be able to get free food in return. you're not sure. it's not a no? >> i'm thinking about it.
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