cases to just do what you want. >> stephen: now, i understand that one of the reasons you're identical twin. your brother, mark, is back here on aircraft, and he's also part of the experiment. what is the goal of the experiment other than to give you bragging rights over your brother? ( laughter ) which is a valid, valid reason to spend a year in space. >> yeah, i guess i'll have some-- some bragging rights when time up here. and i might-- i might actually take advantage of that a little bit. after i was assigned to this flight, you know, some of the researchers at nasa started talking about, you know, the fact that we are identical twins, and nasa has a lot of history and data on my brother. so it was a great opportunity to look at the effects of this environment on the human body on a genetic level. >> stephen: which of you two is the evil twin? ( laughter ). >> yeah, well, that would

( laughter ) >> stephen: what are some of the big effects you're expecting to see when you compare mark to you, something like-- is bone density one of the things you'll be checking? at this point, after a year in space, who has greater bone density, you or a sparrow? >> yeah, our bones turn to dust while we're up here. they would 99 over time, if you lived here forever, you wouldn't-- you wouldn't need your bones, really, to hold your-- you know, your meat. ( laughter ). >> stephen: your meat? your meat, scott? ( laughter ) >> yeah, you'd probably-- you'd probably-- you know, if you lived here forever, you'd have no reason to have much of a skeleton, so-- but like i said, we do things to prevent that from happening. and, you know, i'm sure my brother will have a little bit more-- more bone mass when i get back, but hopefully i'll be better in other ways. ( laughter ).

chance to exercise up there? have you been on to my treadmill, the colbert, the combined operational load-bearing external resistance treadmill? >> we have. i was on it today, and it's a great piece of equipment. you should be very proud for providing that to nasa. >> stephen: you're welcome, scott. ( applause ) you're welcome. i put a lot of thought into that. is there any psychological impact up there? i mean, do you-- is there-- i guess what i'm trying to say is how often do you experience spaaaace maaadness? >> i think nasa does a good job of picking folks to do this kind of thing. although i feel like i've been up here a long time i don't feel like i'm close at all to space madness. >> stephen: who else is up there with you? how many countries? >> so right now there are six of us on board, three russian

astronaut, and the first british astronaut from-- official british astronaut, actually working for the government, from the united kingdom, tim peake. >> stephen: does the british astronaut drive the space station on the other side of orbit? >> yeah, i guess there are things that i've recognized that he does a little bit differently. >> stephen: how do you blow off steam? are you allowed to have, maybe, a little cocktail at the end of the day or share a beer with your compatriots? >> that would be nice, but, unfortunately, that's against the rules. >> stephen: are you telling me the russians did not bring any vodka? ( laughter ). >> as far as i know, there is no vodka on the space station. >> stephen: you've become a celebrity on the internet because your instagram account showing daily pictures from space now have over 600,000

been shared countless times. you're something of the kim kardashian of the international space station. who knows what you could balance on your ass at this point? ( laughter ). >> okay. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> stephen: that was answered with great discretion, scott. i salute you. scott, thank you so much for talking with us. good luck in space. watch out for the space madness, and we hope we can see you again when you get back to earth in march. >> my pleasure, stephen. and thanks for letting me join your show today. >> stephen: oh, it's our honor. scott kelly from space, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) we'll be right back-- oh!

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( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my next guest is one of the best soccer players of all time and is described by no less than president obama, as "a badass." please welcome abby wambach. ( cheers and applause ) >> how's it going. >> stephen: let's see if i can even get, even get all of your achievements out here. two-time olympic fold medalist. six-time u.s. soccer athlete of the year. 2012 fifa world player of the year. one of the 100 most influential people according to "time" magazine in 2015. that's a lot of responsibility. >> yeah.

all humans male or female most international goals scored, 184, and the fifa world cup champ. ( cheers and applause ) pretty damn good. >> yeah. >> stephen: pretty damn good. >> thank you. it's been a long time. >> stephen: well, that's all we have time for. thank you so much for stopping by. >> i thought, actually, the whole crowd is completely asleep. it's boring, it's boring. >> stephen: what are you talking about? america-- were you surprised how excited the world, but especially america got at watching the u.s. team win at the world cup? it was-- it was an amaze ago i was glued to it. >> i mean, it was amazing because the world cup was in canada but it did feel like we were almost playing a home world cup because we had so many fans crossing the border to come watch us. the stadiums were full. it was really, really something and to see what happened back here, the popularity of not just our sport for women but, you know, i think that the men, also, get something positive from us winning a world cup.

win, you guys up with. >> that helps, that helps. >> stephen: you got a little bit more. >> i like to say we do well in that department, and they can do a little bit better at times. ( laughter ) >> stephen: but they come in second. they come in second some of the games. >> in some of the games they come in second. ( laughter ) i want them to win, though. >> stephen: i want them to win, too. were you surprised at all, because the viewership in america of your championship, all the games leading up to it, too, broke all ciens of records. >> it was the most-watched soccer game in the history of soccer, both men and female. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: you also-- you had a couple of exciting things. you got your photo with the president. >> di. kind of. >> stephen: you took this photo, took that photo. >> the not selfie selfie. >> stephen: you took the photo? >> i did. >> stephen: and where are you in the photo? >> i'm right here. ( laughter )

don't ask the president for any pictures. they're very strict. >> stephen: he's a busy guy. >> as he was walking all the stage he was like, "hey, guys, i'm sure everybody in the room will want to take a picture with all of us." he kind of through us under the business bus. and we said, mpresident, what about you taking a picture of us?" and i was swearing a suit so i actually had a phone in my breast pocket. and already that's what we're going to do. so i either had to cut my head off or the people's heads in the back off. >> stephen: you're so committed to soccer it looks like you decided to do a header right there, come in at the last minute. >> yeah. >> stephen: so you're retired now, right? >> yes, thankfully. it's been a long, long, long career. >> stephen: how many years did you play? >> for 30. >> stephen: 30 years. >> yeah, 30. >> stephen: wow, incredible. >> my legs are tired. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: they're done? now that you're retired can you, like, indulge yourself in, like, not-- how much did you practice

>> quite a bit, right. so it ranged anywhere from three hours a day to, like, sometimes six to eight, depending on if it was a double day or a triple day. and we had a really great strength and conditioning coach that kinds of kept me in shape. but it was-- it's just hard, the older you get, you know, all of us old people know that it's hard to stay in shape. you know. ( laughter ) >> stephen: no, i can still do high kicks as much as i want to. ( cheers and applause ) speaking of high kicks, speaking of high kicks, now that you've retired, do you still have a competitive spirit? >> big time. i'm never going to lose that. that's definitely-- probably my blessing and a curse. >> stephen: okay, i wouldn't mind doing a kick-off with you. >> really? >> stephen: yeah. ( cheers and applause ) your buddies at nike sent us over some so, balls. >> sweet. >> stephen: and i thought we could see who could kick the most in the goal. >> i think that you might win.

like, four weeks, since i retired. ( laughter ) >> stephen: let's see what how about that? >> okay, let's do it. >> stephen: come on. all right! ( cheers and applause ) all right. it's 10 balls. 30 seconds on the clock. and if i want to, i get to use my hands. ( laughter ) okay, ready? off. that's a pro move. all right, ready? on-- ready to do it? on three. >> three, two, one. ( horn blows ) ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: whoa! >> no! aarrggh!

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sweetly, "why hyyyy?" and i said, "because i'm a raccoon. i need to get in there, get what's good, be on my way." "oh, but what if it goes bad? what if you get sick?" "were you not listening when i just mentioned that i'm a raccoon? i can digest ceiling tile. i just need to fill this up, get back to the river with my friends." "did you just bring an old salad to bed?" "it's night time. i'm weak." ( laughter ) we recently married, only nine months, so we've been having a lot of sex, a lot of fudging and wudging and lotions and potions and jams and jellies and sauces sauces sauces and mustards ards and custards

hustle, bustle, hustle bustle. hammer, anvil, hammer anvil! nothing's been consummated but we've been doing some furious hand holding and our palms are raw with desire. ( laughter ) i-- i-- i love people so much. i love you so much. i love my family so much. i love my niece and nephews. i say that i love them but is that what i say when once a year i fedex them a box of wigs? does that really make up for the fact that i never make eye contact and i'm still not clear on their names? "hey, tiny, where are the bigger ones?" i have a dear friend who i know has a flip phone and yet i continue to send her emojis of egg plant and basket balls and pieces of pizzas knowing that all she sees are squares! ( applause ) this year, my friend amy is always trying to get me to do stuff.

"do you want to go horseback riding?" "what is it?" "you go on a dusty trail with two less who used to be a do you mean and now they run a small business together, and horses bite." okay, i'll go once and i'll need a dairy queen peanut butter parfait, hot fudge peanuts ice cream, hot fudge peanuts ice cream, cherry topper. "do you want to go swing dancing ?" "are people still doing that?" "the war is over. there's plenty of pantyhose for everyone. it's on sundays from 2:00 to 4:00 just when you don't want to do anything and it's side, side, backstep, side, side." "i'll go for three years, but that's it." do you want to go to a fitness boot camp? it's every day at 6:00 a.m. because they're getting you into shape and you run and you run and you run and there's no game element to distract you from the fact that you're running and running and running.

i'm going to go for five days. day five, tanya, i i know it's going tanya is going to say 'come on, maria! i want to see you push it'. and i am never going to go again." ( applause ) "but will you forget to cancel that automatic debit coming from your checking account and pay for it for the next europe and a half?" ", of course, i will. i love you so much." thank you so much! thanks a lot! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! we'll be right back with more maria bamford. please, sit down. please, sit down. some flavors are so good, you get hungry just thinking about 'em. and at red lobster's big festival of flavors you can savor 2 of 7 new and

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>> stephen: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with maria bamford. pla real estate thank you so much for being here. >> thank you for having me on program. >> stephen: oh, my gosh, thank you. i hope i don't embarrass you when i say you are my favorite comedian on planet earth. ( cheers and applause ) i heard you years and years ago with with mark merin on the old air america radio and i thought who is this person with these extraordinary voices, this deeply troubled person with extraordinary voices? >> listen, stephen, a lot of people don't think i'm this confident woman inside. i have those voices because this one is so much less than what i had hoped for. ( laughter ). >> stephen: is this-- is this the voice the voice you grew up with my? >> my sister has this voice. my sister is a physician. she has this voice. think how hard it is for her. >> stephen: and you have trouble doing impressions of your sister i understand because she sounds so much like you. >> yes, so i just bite my nails. my sister has become a life

>> this is you growing up in minnesota. look at that! look how happy you are. >> that's a home perm! ( laughter ) i gave that to myself. >> stephen: and this is your mom and your dad. you coimpression of them all the time. how is your family? i love when you talk about your family? >> they're very good. they're very positive. my mom is like she's high all the time "oh, dear we're in turkey and the hotel is on fire and the imam is telling us to leave but we just wrapped ourselves in a canadian flag and we're going to go shopping. i mean, some of the shops are open." she's having a great time. >> stephen: not every hotel has an imam. you have to have a really good one to get an imam in your hotel. >> they are ridiculous. they will travel anywhere, under drurs circumstances it turns out. >> stephen: do you get home to munso thea? >> i can ghome every three to

home to soak up power, you have to go back there to stay in touch with what made you what you are? >> well, they're lots of fun. they're pretee they're funny people. like, even during dark times. depression runs in my family and my mom, sometimes she can't find me in the house and she'll say-- call my sister and say, "maria's disappeared. i'm worried she killed herself, but i have a hair appointment in town." ( laughter ). >> stephen: so she handles it pretty well. she handles it pretty well. >> exactly. >> stephen: you have been very open about mental illness, your anxieties and your depression about that. >> yes. >> stephen: you've got a great album called "unwanted thought indrome." >> yes. >> stephen: have you had any unwanted thoughts lately that you care to share with us or do you have to go to a professional before you share with us? >> it is a type of o.c.d., which i didn't realize. if you have unwanted violent or sexual thoughts, for example, if

just say chopping up your parents into chunks and bits and having sex with the chunks and bits and putting the chunks and bits on a cob salad and feeding it to a family member. you might want to talk to somebody. ( laughter ) it's not-- it's not-- it's-- there's a difference between that and psychosis. psychosis is when you actually are going to do those things have, a plan. >> stephen: yes. ( laughter ). >> but if if you are afraid of doing it and you're just gripping your fists at odd intervals or humming a song to keep yourself from being gay, that kind of thing. ( laughter ). >> stephen: is there a song? is there a song you can sing to keep you from being gay? not everybody would want to sing it. some people would want to be gay. is there a song? >> if i keep my ice creams trays filled. no one will die as long as i clench my fists at odd intervals. the darkness won't force me to

violent or sexual or violent or sexual at dinner parties. as long as i keep singing a song, i won't turn gay. hmmmm-hmmm. god can't get you if you're singing a song, yeah ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: that's a message of hope. maria bamford, you have just made my week fantastic for being here. thank you so much for being here. give it up, everybody, for maria bamford. she appears at the marines' memorial theatre in san francisco on january 21 and 22 as part of san francisco

we'll be right back.,,,,,,,,,,,, late show!" tune in monday when my guests will be patricia heaton. quincy jones. black lives matter activist, deray mckesson. and a musical performance by grace. now stick around for james corden. good night, everybody. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> reggie: are you ready, y'all to have some fun and feel the love tonight if you've got something that you've got it's about to happen

it's "the late late show." ladies and gentlemen, all the way from yokohama, japan, give it up for your host, the incredible, the one, the only james corden! ( cheers and applause ) >> james: good evening, everyone. welcome to "the late late show." nice to see you. thanks for being here. thank you so much. good evening, everyone. i hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. was it fun? ( applause ) i loved it. this was my first thanksgiving in this country. i had such a nice time. it was also my first black friday. turns out you guys do retail shopping a little differently

applause ) >> james: really? so, if you went shopping on black friday, i assume you are watching this on a brand new 60- inch flat screen from the comfort of your brand new full- body cast. ( laughter ) i don't think people who participate in black friday are there for the bargains. it seems like they go for a socially acceptable excuse to punch a stranger in the face. ( laughter ) it must be awkward when you get the tv home and there's a little red spot in the corner of the screen, and your family is like "what's that?," and you're like, "it's blood. ( laughter )

) then you plug it in, and there you are on the news, cutting said bitch. ( laughter ) but there is an end to the black friday insanity because today was the internet's answer to black friday: cyber monday. or as it's known to identity ( laughter ) i personally am so excited about cyber monday. i've been sleeping in a tent outside my computer since friday. and next year, cyber monday is going to be even more exciting thanks to amazon's new drone delivery service. this is absolutely real, and they just put out a commercial advertising this service. take a lookay. >> this amazing hybrid design assumes a horizontal orientation. >> it uses sense of avoid technology. it avoids obstacles on the ground and the air and scans the landing area for potential hazards, lowers itself slowly to the ground and drops off the

to altitude. >> james: what could possibly go wrong? ( laughter ) basically it's just a flying robot covered in spinning blades that knows exactly where you live. it is going to be fine. i feel bad for the children whose parents use this service. you know what's going to happen. your kids will be like -- oh, daddy, you bought us a drone! and then it flies away. actually it is just socks, but that is as good! do we really need drones to do our christmas shopping? the fun of online shopping is forgetting what you ordered. literally any time i shop online, it becomes christmas a few days later. i can place an order on amazon, two days later, i come home to a package on my doorstep and i'm like "what's this? oh, toilet paper!" wow! ( applause )

is on the show tonight? in the orange room, you know her from the golden globe-winning series "transparent." applause ) hey, amy. how are you? >> hi! >> james: look at this. wow! i mean -- crikey! >> what? >> james: well, i mean, you seem like you have a foot growing out of your head. >> i do? new york, i'm just chilling. doing my instagram. getting my makeup done. >> james: wow. i don't know if i can talk. amy landecker, everybody! ( applause ) and in the red room this evening, he is a brilliant actor and children's book author you know from "how stella got her groove back," "private practice" and "murder in the first." the brilliant, the lovely, the gorgeous mr. taye diggs is here tonight. ( applause )

>> hey. >> james: how are you? were you attempting the stretch then? was that as much as you can stretch your legs? >> no. i was worshiping satan. >> james: oh, okay. how far can taye diggs get his feet behind his head? i think that's what everyone wants to know. what are we looking at? crushed it. absolutely crushed it. applause ) and we have some music tonight. in the blue room, the only band in history to see their first two albums enter the "billboard 200" at number one. ladies and gentlemen, what a treat to have them here, 5 seconds of summer! ( applause ) how are you, guys? are you good? applause ) wow!

>> luke farted. >> i'm nervous. >> james: in that moment when the door opened, you let one go? >> yeah, it was a gas leak. >> james: listen. you can be here any time you want. listen, guys. we have 5 seconds of summer, we have something fun for our audience. it is fun, right? we had such a great time. these boys are so much fun. i'm so pleased you have come to see us. 5 seconds of summer, everybody! reggie, are you ready? he's reggie watts, i'm james corden, and this-- this is the cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show, ooh the late, late show, oh, oh

oh, oh the late, late show ( applause ) >> james: thanks for being here. reggie, how was your thanksgiving weekend? was it good? was it a good one? >> reggie: well, i would like to tell you. but i think it is better if we play a game. ( laughter ) >> james: okay. ( laughter ) >> reggie: it is a game that i like to call "two lies and one truth." i wrote a song for it. it goes like this. ( laughter ) >> james: a song? you wrote a song for it? i love it. it must have taken you ages. >> reggie: it really did. >> james: so, you're going to tell me about your weekend? >> reggie: two lies and one truth. not in that order. >> james: no, of course. then have i got to guess which is the lie? >> reggie: that is correct. >> james: all right. go for it.

one truth. not in that order. i woke up on wednesday and decided to go to montana, but i ate a little piece of anchovy and that anchovy got in my eye and couldn't make my flight. it was a really fun weekend. two. >> james: that was all number one? >> reggie: yeah, it was all number one. >> james: okay. two. >> reggie: number two. i woke up with a strange insect bite mark on thursday morning, and i had to go to an urgent care center where they said i would be okay. but they had to give me antibiotic drip, but i still ate some turkey that night. >> james: okay. >> reggie: three, i was hanging out with alison mosshart from the kills and she was like, "hey, let's have some fun," and i was like, "what?" ( laughter )

right. what do you think? what do you think? >> i think it is the anchovy one. >> james: one of them is true. you think the anchovy is true? >> yeah. >> james: i think you were hanging out with alison mosshart, so i think the truth is you got bitten in your sleep. >> reggie: that is absolutely incorrect. >> james: what is the true one? >> reggie: the anchovy. >> james: oh, my god! in your eye? >> reggie: yes and i couldn't make my flight. >> james: stick around. we'll be right back with amy

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>> reggie: amy landecker >> james: his new children's book "mixed me" is available now. go wild for taye diggs! >> reggie: taye diggs, taye diggs yeah, mr. taye diggs taye, taye, taye, taye, taye taye, taye diggs, landecker, diggs, james corden. >> james: thank you. amy, so nice to see you again. thank you for coming back to see us. taye, this is your first -- clap that. absolutely. ( applause ) >> yeah. >> james: we have met before. we met at a charity karaoke

stand up for us. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> james: taye is a fan of the low crotch. i know what you're thinking: is that is a low crotch? what taye was wearing when we last met were these. ( laughter ) that is basically sewn at the ankle. >> yes. >> james: what is the thought behind them? i love them. >> the style. the older i'm getting, the more comfortable i want to be. >> james: i'm with you on that. i enjoy them. you are an incredibly dressed man. ( applause ) i feel like whatever fashion choice you make, it just works. >> well, apparently not that one. >> james: hey, i'm not saying it doesn't work. i'm just saying i didn't know you had huge balls. amy, have you ever made any bold fashion choices you wish you could take back? >> came to l.a. so late that

me from the 1990s or early 2000s. i did wear -- i was given a lace jumpsuit. my mom was in town. she was like that looks so pretty on you. i wore it and then you go online, which you should never do. i looked like an oompa-loompa. even my mom, who is the nicest person in the world, said, "god, that looked better in person." then i'm walking out of my daughter's school a month later and my mom says, "you know, amy, i really thought you wore it better." i'm like, oh, no, i'm in one of those and i lost and i knew it was the jumpsuit and it was. >> james: the worst thing it was a picture of you and an oompa- loompa and they were like what

wore this day. you are in the brilliant series "transparent." ( applause ) now cast of "transparent." recently went to the white house for a tour and people may or may not know, amy's boyfriend is bradley whitford. >> he just broke up with me today. no, i'm kidding, but wouldn't that suck? everything is really good. everything is really good. >> james: in that moment, i could have used some trousers like that. my bowels opened in a way. oh, god, could you imagine? >> no, we're good. we're good. >> james: it is interesting to know, because bradley played josh lyman in "the west wing." what is it like with him in "the west wing"?

deputy chief of staff in real life even to the president of the united states. >> james: that does explain things. that does explain some things. >> it is unbelievable the amount of respect and joy that the white house staff has in josh lyman. clinton literally will be like -- he sees him, he will be like there is the chief of staff he is like on msnbc doing political commentary for debates because he was on "the west wing." he is really brilliant and politically active. but it is hysterical. people were excited. a couple of people used the word meta. we're having a meta experience. he arranged a private tour for my dad and my daughter. he is the best boyfriend in the he said tell them i thought the white house looked really fake.

actual fake one. talking of brilliant tv shows, taye, you are guest starring in the brilliant show "rosewood." ( applause ) how was it? was it -- it was fun, right? >> it was so much fun. i know morris chestnut from the best man movies. so we go way back. it was really good getting onset with him. it is a really cool show. new, different. it is always a gas. >> james: you have done a few episodes. will you go back? is there a chance you're character will come back? >> there is a chance it started out with three. >> james: time pressure. >> yeah, i'm really busy.

clip of taye on "rosewood," which airs wednesdays at 8 on fox. >> james: that was "rosewood" which airs wednesday at 8:00 on fox. more with these two when we come

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