the things you had to learn for your american -- for your citizenship test? >> no, i did it when it was easier. they changed the test and made it harder. when i did it, it's like, do you hate al quaida? you're in! >> stephen: that was it? yeah. >> stephen: are you still scottish? do you have dual citizenship? >> yes, you can have it removed. your people are originally from france, i would imagine. >> stephen: no, mine are from ireland. it's sort of fake french, but i'm from ireland. >> you changed your name to frenchjt >> stephen: it's cole-bert, but i'm pretentious. >> he said something so deprecating and you went, yea! you guys are jerks! >> stephen: what's your question? >> i was thinking about trump because i thought it might come

you know his mother was scottish. >> stephen: i heard that, yeah. >> well, that's the (bleep) problem right there! can i say that on cbs now? (cheers and applause) >> stephen: oh, yeah! you can say (bleep) all you want on cbs now! yeah! that's one of the biggest changes. they love it! they love it! >> if i had known that i would have (bleep) stayed! (laughter) but his mother is scottish and you're looking at a man whose mother is scottish and not enough therapy. >> stephen: who tees the greatest scot? >> sean connery, without a doubt. >> stephen: are you guys from the same area. >> no, it's a east coast-west coast thing. it's a biggie tupac. >> stephen: do you have a beef? >> no, he's 84 years old and can

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how does it feel? >> empowering, amazing. what better than be on the cover of "sports illustrated." >> stephen: same feelings? oh, my gosh, it's the biggest moment of my life. >> stephen: it might be the last magazine people still buy. >> i never thought about that! >> stephen: but 70 million people will see these covers and 20 million of them are women. 20 million women buy this. >> i think we're going to get a few more million because now you're seeing such a diverse group of women. i mean, hailey, me -- (applause) >> stephen: there are three covers here. i'm not sure i can actually show this one on cbs. >> go girl! >> stephen: that's you, hailey. ashley, this is you. (cheers and applause) and then the third cover is rhonda. >> we miss you, rhonda! >> stephen: rhonda's not here because like the state of the

secure location while the other two are seen in public. like the vice president has to be in a secure location. >> we have a big possie surrounding us at all times. >> stephen: ashley, you are the first plus size model on the cover. >> curve-a-sex-a-alicious. (applause) >> stephen: we have a boxer on the cover. >> stephen: do you think the industry standards for what is beautiful in a woman are >> of course. something else. i mean, i think i'm kind of the in between because i was always that girl that was in the fashion industry and then became a woman and nobody knew what to do with me. mean? >> well, i hit puberty. >> stephen: oh, okay. you're done. >> stephen: you were done?

believe it or not, girls on the catwalk are a 2. >> stephen: what are you? a 4. >> stephen: how do you work at all! (laughter) what size are you, ashley? >> a 14-16, depending on the time of day. (laughter) (applause) >> stephen: rhonda being the third person, this is like a shell game. she has a painted-on bathing suit. she's essentially naked. that bathing suit is painted on. you have half a bathing suit and a full bathing suit on. so between the three covers, only 1 1/2 bathing suit there. >> i took mine off. >> stephen: you did? hailey's cover, that's so beautiful. i i had doing just one hand but (laughter)

charity called alda. >> it means wave in ice lantic. five curvy models started aldawomen.com. we're changing lives of young women, going to different camps letting women know you're worthy and don't let society tell you you're not (cheers and applause) >> stephen: i've done -- i did one "sports illustrated" cover years ago -- (cheers and applause) but i was hoping y'all could teach me how to properly pose on the cover, get into the spirit of it. >> i think holding your nipples. >> stephen:ly try to find them.

start off. (tropical music) this is my sexy prop. >> arch your back. >> stephen: are you going to yell through this entire thing? look how short i am. okay, so arch my back? >> arch your back. pooch your lips out. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: you can be sexy anywhere. let's get sexy someplace else. next location. what if we got, jim? >> ooh! >> stephen: iceland. do the haley cover. (cheers and applause) >> wow! that was good! >> stephen: let's go to the next one. here we are at black hole.

try not to get sucked in. >> we're on a journey. >> stephen: head back. (cheers and applause) lastly, let's take the ultimate location where we're all going in the end, hell. we're sexy devils. (cheers and applause) well, the "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition is available on news stands and online now. hailey clauson and ashley

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building a movement with you to give us a future i'm bernie sanders, and i approve this message. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back. my next guest is the junior senator from new jersey. please welcome cory booker! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: nice to see you again. >> good to see brother baptiste over there. >> stephen: oh, yeah!

>> stephen: you guys were singing together. >> we were standing together. i wasn't singing. i was mouthing the words. >> stephen: let's mouth some words together right now. >> let's do. >> stephen: you have a new book called "united: thoughts on finding common ground and advancing the common good." we are so politically divided how do we find common ground anymore? is my common ground not necessarily yours? can we agree on what is common anymore? >> i think we can more than we know. our differences matter but our country matters more. when you focus on country and patriotism, it necessitates a love of americans. love is not a wimpy word. it's actually a hard, difficult word and it means reaching out. we often have this idea we should just tolerate each other. tolerance is a week start. it just says we should stomach each other's right to be

the face of the earth, i'm no bert or worse off. but we as a nation aspired to move beyond tolerance to love, to recognize we need each other and we're our greatest hopes. an old african saying, if you want to go fast, go alone, but if you want to go far, go with another. >> stephen: where is the love in the senate? who can you share your love with? let's talk about some of the people running for president now. there are some senators running for pt. senator sanders, senator cruz. >> there are some senators president right now. (laughter) >> stephen: some people say donald trump keeps accusing ted cruz of having nobody who will work with him. have you worked with ted cruz? >> yes, we introduced and passed legislation together. went down there not to be new jersey's democratic senator but i represent eeverybody. i got great advice from a former senator bill bradley. he said don't pre-judge the

take time to get to know them and sit with them. a lot of the republican senators showed me extraordinary kindness and sat and worked with me. i work with people based on we can find common ground. people would go past our dinner table, do a double take and say this is the presidential ticket in 2020, and i would look at them and say no way. (laughter) but through that conversation, we said let's find something we can work on together. there are issues we agree on. we passed a piece of legislation together last year and i'm very proud of that. >> stephen: let's talk about what is going to be, for all, you know, the hope of love, there is going to be a battle royal over whether or not barack obama can reasonably nominate someone to replace justice scalia in the last year of his term. >> right. >> stephen: mitch mcconnell, leader of the republicans in the

now because the republicans in majority said can't do it, it violates press precedent. what do you think? >> what you said in the beginning of the show about justice scalia, the power of human kindness, people underestimate that. we are here because of a conspiracy of love. we have a great man theory, where great men descended, george washington, martin luther king, and led us to a better country. but that's not the truth of our history. it's extraordinary americans doing extraordinary acts of kindness of service and love, people leaving their homes to do goodness and kindness. i don't think you share philosophy of jurisprudence as scalia, but you saw the transformative power. i'm sheer because my father born in jim crow, north carolina, to a poor mother -- he was po,

two letters -- his mom couldn't take care of him. so the small acts of kindness of people in the town who took him in, put a roof over his head, he had no history of kindness, but it was people who did small things, church collection to help him go to college. what's the r.o.i. on kindness but it reverberates in the generations. i know we get caught up in the political battle of the day, but far more important is goodness and kindness and mercy we do every day. the biggest thing we can do any day is often a small act of kindness. and i meet people like that on the campaign trial who come up and talk to me about their overcoming addiction. they talk about being homeless and their stories of personal trials always seem to be laced with their desire to help other people. we have a broken criminal justice system. >> stephen: let me ask you -- please. >> stephen: if you would like

this. >> okay. >> stephen: do you think obama can nominate somebody for the supreme court? just answer that question. (applause) >> i will answer the question. i know you're trying to get to the -- >> stephen: i just want a yes or no. >> so people -- (laughter) >> stephen: i mean, that was beautiful. that was beautiful. i loved every minute of it, but let's be serious. (laughter) >> you sound like my last girlfriend. let's get to the point. >> stephen: uh-huh, so? o as i read the constitution, it clearly says, we have an obligation, the president has an obligation to fill the vacancy, to allow the seat to remain vacant for a year with all the consequential things going through now would be unacceptable. >> stephen: it would be 4-4 ties and a year of 4-4 4 ties and they would have to do a coin toss or something like that. >> you have a great sister who

ties are like kissing your sister, and i know -- >> stephen: i don't know anything about what you're talking about. (laughter) >> we need to aspire in our country, whether it's about the supreme court or whatever, to evidence the best of who we are, and it's not always winning or beating down somebody, it's about elevating others, embracing others. >> stephen: and being united. yes, it is. >> stephen: cory booker, thank you so much. >> thank you. >> .>> stephen: "united" hits the shelves tomorrow. senator booker.

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in the most practice in the year. you have a choice, playing the world championship and best -- >> stephen: i didn't catch all that but practicing helps a lot. is there an organization? who certifies you as a the best? >> b.d.o., the british dart organization. >> stephen: they have the world championship, not just print. >> yes. basically the world championship is every country in the world, everybody has a chance to participate in the world championship. >> stephen: what other countries are big besides britain? >> possibly the biggest country is holland. >> >> holland. >> stephen: really, dutch? big in america but they play a lot of soft tip. >> stephen: what is soft tip and can that be fixed? (laughter)

throwing bits of sharp metal when there is a lot of drinking? (laughter) do you know the history? >> there was a guy in england called robin hood. >> stephen: oh, sure! he didn't have mig to throw his arrows at and went into the pub and threw his arrows about. >> stephen: in america we would call that primo (bleep). (applause) millions of people watch the darts championship, right? >> yes. >> stephen: how cothey fit in the pub? >> well -- >> stephen: is it broadcast? it's broadcast all over england, and then streamed all over the world. we play in country clubs that can hold 2,000 people. >> stephen: wow. o all these people can watch. >> stephen: is drinking

>> you're allowed to drink behind the scenes but not in front of the cameras. >> stephen: you can have a few pints before you go out? >> if you're inclined. >> stephen: how many do you have before a game. (laughter) >> stephen: do you want to have a go at it? >> yes. >> stephen: let's have a >> okay. >> stephen: now, this is your music that you enter to. >> yes. >> stephen: what's it called? chelsea dugger. >> stephen: you sit over here and this is your board, this is my board. to hopefully help me win i will be joined by former british person craig ferguson. craig, would you please come out? (cheers and applause) craig, thank you so much. so you and i will throw two darts for every single one of yours and we'll go around the clock. okay. scott, you go statement.

>> stephen: from one to 20. and start! three! >> stephen: i nearly got a dart in my head then, ferguson! here we go. three! >> (laughter) >> stephen: he's smoking us! this is stupid! four. seven. >> what are you at seven? seven. oh, (bleep)! (bleep)! yeah! >> stephen: you're all set! you're all set! >> keep going, keep going. you take three. >> all right, great. >> stephen: we're going for six, six is at 3:00.

>> stephen: 7. 7 down in the corner. >> 7! >> stephen: go for 8. i don't know where it is. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: let's try to beat him to 20. >> is he still going? i thought he already won! >> stephen: that's 20. scott waites, everybody! (cheers and applause) thank you so much! world darts champion scott waites! we'll be right back!

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i haven't done any research. i haven't done-- it will be okay. >> will be okay. >> james: gramies were good. how good were the grammy, i enjoyed it. >> you were terrific, everyone was great. >> thank you. >> james: adele was amazing. >> adele killed it. >> james: how good was ll cool j. did you see when did he this? oh. >> eliced his lips. >> james: greatest moment of the whole night. >> i lovered it. >> james: greatest moment of the night. >> he's a real, real stud. >> james: i love it. that is what i love about it me and you are at a place now where we finish each other's. >> you know what i mean? >> sentences. >> james: that's the one, sentences because every time i'm about to say something, you just. >> say t you know. >> james: what? >> what? >> james: there it is. >> you know what, i appreciate you. i appreciate the character that you come with. >> james: i'm welding up. >> i appreciate your art. you're such a kind individual. >> james: me and you. you love people. >> you see what we're doing right now. do you see what we're

>> dude, i tell you the best thing about the grammys. >> what. >> the goodie bags. >> have i them right here. >> james: i'm so excited. what you have got? what have you got in yours. >> oh my god. >> a rolex. >> james: oh my god, a rolex. >> headphones. >> james: okay. >> a diamond bracelet. >> james: right, i've got a-- chapstick. >> a mini ipad. >> james: what? >> yeah. >> james: i've got a candle. >> no. >> james: what's that. >> a private plane trip to the malldisiefs, that's pretty special-- maldives. >> james: i have a map of l.a this actually put me in a mood. >> don't worry about t will you be fine. >> james: don't you worry about t you will be fine. what does justin bieber need. more diamonds than an ipad. you can have my head foans, dude. >> james: normally i would say don't, forget

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thank you guys, it's lovely to see you. thank you. cheers, guys. i made a change. i said to justin, i'm wearing white. he was like cool, i will wear something different. did you see that? i just got here. i just got here from the grammys. i left there. i came here. (cheers and applause). >> james: what an electric night. you guys, you watched it here. you watched it at home, right? fantastic. the countdown to the show was hosted by shad moss or as i will always know him, bow wow. (laughter) and it got off to a great start. okay. it got off to three great starts. >> the 58th annual grammy awards, are

(laughter) >> whooo. 58th grammy awards i'm out of here. it's time. peace slamg i'm dancing. and it's almost about that time. right about-- now. (laughter) >> whooo! whooo! >> james: but everybody looked great tonight. they really did. taylor swift looked beautiful. selena gomez looks gorgeous. stevie wonder certainly made a statement with his camouflage tuxedo. that statement was if i can't see you, you can't see me. the first award of the

lamar for best rap album. amazing. of course if this were the oscars, best rap album would definitely have gone to carrie underwood. for an award show it didn't seem like there were that mean awards. there were a lot of tributes. one of the most touching moments was when lady gaga performed an amazing tribute to lady ga gavment i'm kidding. -- it was a tribute to david bowie. actually it was more av be intel pentium processer commercial. we could sell intel just for one day . >> stay classy, gaga. but the show, did you see, it ended a little weird. like it's almost like the producers said so who has been on the show so far. we have adele, kendrick lamar, taylor swift, john legend, how do we

i know, pitbull, robin thicke and joe perry. feels like something's missing. i know, modern family's sophia vergara dressed as a taxi. we've got t guys. this is the grammy's. of course tonight was the network television debut of johnny depp's supergroup the hollywood vampires. (applause) in the band is johnny depp, a alice cooper, aerosmith joe perry and two members of guns n roses. we have a picture. i thought vampires didn't age. (laughter) >> i also figured out why they are called the hollywood vampires is because they're from hollywood and they suck. (laughter) no, they suck blood. they suck blood, guys. let me-- come on. let me finish.

and see who our guests are on this show tonight? (cheers and applause) >> in the blue room we have a brilliant comedian best selling author, talk show host, we love her here, you love her there the one, the only chelsea handler. (cheers and applause) >> hi chelsea, how are you. >> hi. >> james: nice to see you, are you good. >> i'm good, thank you for having me. i'm ver happy to be here. >> james: we're very happy that you are here too. >> you look amazingment and are you so handsome amazing. >> james: literally three things that have never been said before. and that's why we love her. chelsea handler, everybody. and in the orange room tonight he is a wonderful actor, you know him from "the grand budapest hotel," bored to death "saving mr. banks" and so many more brilliant performances-- brilliant

utterly delightful jason schwartzman sheer tonight. how are you. >> hi, nice to see you. >> james: who is this. >> this is my dog arrow. >> james: oh, wow. hey, arrow. how is it going? what else is that. what you have got there? ness with this is an award called a golden fire hydrant. i won it at the world dog awards best supporting actor to a dog. >> james: you know you recently won a golden globe, right. you don't really. >> this is different. >> james: okay. i can't argue with that, this is definitely different. jason schwartzman and the award-winning arrow. in the red room is grammy night, we have to have some music and this next artist her debut album topped the billboard charts and has taken the radio and internet by storm it is 19 year old canadian pop sensation a less ya cara

>> that was the best intro, thank you for that. >> you are welcome. what song are you going to sing later in the show. >> i am going to be singing "here." >> james: yes, she. is i love that song. i love it. , all right, reggie, you ready to do this. he's reggie watts, i'm james corden and this is the "late, late show." the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show, ooh the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show oh, oh the late, late show (cheers and applause) >> james: what's, that i mean whose idea is that? like we're going to give you a terrible version of the grammys. wow.

want some inside info, gossip about the grammys? (cheers and applause). >> james: so here is the thing. this is how it works. so a couple of weeks ago i got asked if i would introduce rihanna on the show, right. so i get this phone call, saying rihanna has this big thing planned for her song called can kiss it better and is doing a whole '80s talk show thing. it's going to be really cool. and what she wants you to do is be like an 80see talk show host. i had funny glasses an i would sit on a thing and maybe i would have like a cigarette and introduce rihanna and she would come out and do a song and at the end come and sit with me like it was its own talk show that they called as it lays. i go on saturday morning and i rehearse it there and she's a bit under the weather but it's all going to be okay. and then today, i get all dressed up. this morning a guy came, measured me for like an

drive down there, get there, dot red carpet saying oh, i'm introducing rihanna, it is amazing. and then i get to the end of the red carpet and they say rihanna has had to pull out of the show. she's pulled out. she's been told by a doctor she's not allow-- allowed to sing, it could really damage her voice. and i immediately go i hear what you are saying, yes, i will fill the spot. (laughter) i will do it and i immediately, luckily i just had a-- back, i bitch better have my money, you know, shine like a diamond, i'm doing the whole thing. i've sent someone out to get loads of umbrellas for the end of the thing. i'm buzzing on t yes, this is it. this is the big moment and they go no, james, you're not-- we just cut it. it's gone. so i'm like well, what

to do? i'm on my way over, dressed. what am i going to do and this is what a cool guy ll cool j s he goes james, don't worry, come on with me and introduce john ledgend and all these other big stars for a lionel richie tribute. i said all right. i will do that. it was amazing. >> you have ever been nominate ford a grammy, reg? >> reggie: no. >> james: we should change that. >> reggie: i'm recording a record this year. >> james: damn straight you are, what about that next year, reggie watts. so listen, we hope you feel better rihanna, we really do. get well soon. now listen, talking of huge female solo arts. tomorrow night, we are pleased, because we are going to show our carpool karaoke with sia tomorrow night. might be our favorite. you want to see a sneak? you want to see a little bit. >> james: i feel, do

i feel like i am just sia, not even james any more i'm still breathing i'm still breathing i'm still breathing i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love >> james: carpool karaoke with sia. we think it's sia. we hope it's sia. stick around, we'll be right back with chelsea

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she's one of the from the grapped budapest hotel, "mozart in the jungle," please welcome jason schwartzman. >> james: good evening, how are you. thank you for being here. we very much appreciate it. you both look beautiful. did you watch the grammys tonight? did you see it? >> i think i saw it. >> james: yeah? >> yeah. >> james: easy to miss, it's not a long show. >> no, it wasn't. very short. i saw adele. i want her as a woman i want to be her. >> james: can you imagine being able to sing like that.

her body. >> james: i like when she does that. >> it is that talent where you don't have-- i'm sure she has to be able to work at it, but just to be able to sing like that, that is what i want to come back as. >> james: to be reincarnated as adele. >> you sang with her in the car s her voice overpoweringly loud? i mean is she. >> i think both of us as vocalists, yeah, amazing. are you sitting there going, like, cuz when we did that someone like you, i was like i just-- if you see it again, i was like i can't-- i can't sing this song with you. so all the others i just throw myself in but that one i was like, i'm just going to listen. it's so amazing. >> you have song that car alone in your car before. >> i sing it when i masturbate. like so that's how open

me, an ipod doc and a mirror and that's all i need. that's it. full length mirror or a compact t doesn't matter. now you have ever been to the grammies? jason, you have ever been? >> i've never-- i have never been, no. >> james: were you in a band. >> i was in a band. i was in a band but we weren't-- . >> james: scan dool oustly overlooked. >> we were. >> james: hashtag grammy so unschwartzman. >> true. we were, and maybe one day there will be some kind of a reunion. >> james: i imagine. >> or maybe you will be in a new band that will get nominated for a grammy. you. >> james: maybe you and johnny depp. >> james: you do go to a lot of award shows, as you mentioned, in our dressing room check-in. the-- what was this you said it was called. >> that is the world dog awards. that say big one. >> do you host the world dog awards. >> who was the host? >> george lopez. and did he a great job by the way.

and not as many dog puns as i would have like thought. a lot of jokes. he is playing to a crazy room, 5,000 dog, everyone had their dogs. west talk about pressure. >> it was fun. i have never been to a thing like that before. very surreal. they have a green carpet instead of the red carpet. >> those guys are crazy down there. >> i was talking to this guy and he goes so what makes the world dog awards different and i was trying to answer the question seriously. and in the corner of my eye i saw a miniature poodle drive by on a little motorcycle. and i was like what makes them difference? that kind of thing. it was very cute though. >> they put a green carpet so they can go to the bathroom. >> yeah. >> on the red carpet. >> that is what your answer should be. this is what it makes it different. >> it was one of the best nights of my life. it really wassic got to share it with my dog. is he my best friend. >> your dog is in the

>> that is the second time has been called a nugget in an hour. >> a grown up nugget. >> is he 12? >> he is 12. >> what is his name. >> arrow. >> it should be archie, white with two big black eyes, like he just got in a pissed about it. >> you have two beautiful dogs. >> thank you. i don't bring them to game show nights because i respect my dogs and they respect me. >> all right. >> so now you are also, you are single at the moment and i'm interested to know. >> thank you. >> james: is do your friends try to hook you up with other people. >> are you going to try and set me up with somebody. don't do it on your stupid show. >> james: don't worry, i'm not going to do it cancel the guys. >> in is a little boy raising his hand back. there i see you. how old are you? yeah.