and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from h hlywood, it's immy kimmel live"! tonight -- melissa mccarthy -- "lie witness news" - and one direction on hollywood boulevard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for clarification, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

thanks to all of you for coming. l did want to say something. thank you in advance for screaming every time i iay the words "one dirirtion" on the show. [ cheers and applause ] it sounds like a mountain lion got loose at the mall around here today. tonight we shut down hollywood boululard out in front of our theater for one direction. you can see there are many thousands of people camped out since last night to see harrrr liam, louis, niall. there are people in all directions. our audience department had to threaten to cancel the show to get them to calm down. we had no problems when we shut the ststet down for van halele one direction?n? almost a riot. the fans are nuts. the funny thing is the dads in the crowd. there are a bunch of dads out there. let's see if we can go out there and talk to one of them.

that m mht be a dad. check out this guy right there. hi. what's your name? >> lindon. >> jimmy: is that your daughter? >> yes, this is my daughter here. >> jimmy: very good. is that girl your daughter also? >> yeah, just -- >> jimmy: she does look like you. sometimes it's easy to lose track, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: what's your favorite one direction song? [ laughter ] >> the new one. >> jimmy: the e w one? when one of the guys do you think is the cutest? you can only pick one by the way. >> i'd say the one with the long hair. >> jimmy: okay. girlrl do you love your father more now that he did this, came out with you? >> oh, yes, definitely. >> jimmy: yes, okay, good. we have something to reward you for what you are doing tonight.

the year mug. and that's not all. and a $50 gift card to hooters. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: have fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the good news is for these dads, concert is free. anywhere else this would cost you $200. here you just have to give meththad spider-man a buckcknd you'll be set. guillermo, who's your favorite member of one direction? >> guillermo: all of them. >> jimmy: all of them? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: how diplomatic of you. not only to we have a concert tonight. we have exciting news for one direction fans. tonight we're going to do something no band has ever done before, no band has ever had before, welcome a new member to the one direction family. that's right. and that new member is this potato. this is a russet potato, raised in a field among many others. we bought it at ralph's. it cost 58 cents. it's a very ordinary, some might

what this potato does not know is, it is about to become the most famous poto in the world. members of the paparazzi will try to take pictures of it. young girls will shriek when they see it. by this time tomorrow this potato will be on extra, access hollywood, tmz, people.com, it might even be dating ariana grande. let's go to the men of one direction who are hiding in their dressing room. [ cheers and applause ] i have something i think you're going to like a lot. are you ready to meet the potato? >> bring him in. >> bring him on. >> jimmy: guilleo? he's in there? guillermo, bring it -- there it is. wow. [ cheers and applalae ] it is an awesome potato. get to know it, smell it, hug it, kiss it what of you want to

do, make it a part of your family. oh, harry's hair, that's nice. one direction, do you accept this potato as the official one direction potato? >> we do. >> we do. >> jimmymyyou do, by the power vested in me by the e ate of idaho, i name this the one-d potato! [ cheers and applause ] make it official. if you would take a photo of at. then post it to your instagram account. give it some kind of a caption with the one-d potato @theoeodpotato. >> looks good in black and white. >> jimmy: filters on it, nice. we'll check to see how many likes the potato has by the end of the show. thank you very much, fellows. see you out hereoon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thth's one direction and their potato. make sure to follow the potato on instagram, facebook, twitter, and fiddler also which i think we made up.

that's not even a real thing. these are the only official accounts for the 1d potato. any other accounts are imposters. we'll find out, check out how many likes it gets, how many followers the 1d post gets, maybe even get the potato on tinder, who knows. earlier on abc we had what they callhe winter finales ofur tgit lineup. next weeee"grey's anatomy," "scandal," "how to get away with murder" go into hibernation till february. all undethe supervision of shonda rhimes. we've been showing previously unaired episodes of her very first show, shonda created a teen drama that starred of the same actors that are now on "s"sndal." they only shot four epepodes, we showed three, now all will be revealed in the series finale of "scandal high." >> previously on "scandal high." >> yo, yo, yo! >> you are hereby expeed. >> hey! >> hey! >> now no one'e'running against me.

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>> while izzy was #leaningin mr. pepper was #walkingout. >> mr. pepper, i brought you an apple. waa -- bite it? >> listen, i am leavavg scandal high. >> what? why? >> because of your unrelenting sexual harassment. >> you can't leave. i'm pregnant. >> that is not possible, i never toucheheyou, we didn't even kiss. >> oh, yeah? then what's this. >> it's a minus signgn >> i suck at math! >> attention all students, it's your boy t t deejay detention, yeah! you have five minutes to vote for student council, repeat,

peace out! >> finally, the moment of truth. which oversized ego would become president of stu gov? >> the votesave been counted. and -- it's hunter with 359 votes.s. and izzy with zero votes. so our new student council president is h hter ulysses whwhman! >> yes! i told you to quit! >> zero votes? that's mathematically impossible because e voted for myself. >> lame, she votededor herself. >> you must have as well -- >> the votes were taken fair and square. >> or were they? i fod this. i found this in the trash. 400 votes for izzy. >> blind josh, i thought you were blind, josh. >> i'm not blind. i'm deaf.

what? >> hunter ulysses whitman, you are expelled. >> it was not hunter ulysses whitman's fault. >> i thought you were deaf. >> i'm noteaf, i'm -- i'm lactose intolerant. hunter ulysses whitman did not commit this heinous act. >> then who committed it? >> it was -- the janitor! >> it's true. i did rig the election. and i got all the other candidates expelled. and i murdered the softball coach. >> but why? why would you do such a thing? >> becausehunter ulysses whitman, you are my son. >> dad? >> no.

baby. mama i'm coming home mama i'm coming home >> i just wanted my baby to win. i just wanted him to win. mama, mama i'm coming home >> so ends the shocking story of "scandal high." you know what they say. all's well that sends well. xoxo, shonda from shondaland. [ cheers and appppuse ] >> jimmy: very sad. wow. hey, let's check in with the potato. this is not a joke.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back. we have so much to get to tonight. one direction and melissa mccarthy or the way. but let's check in w wh the potato firir. again, you can follow it or like on it instagram, facebook, twitter. it's got -- see, almost 61,000 likes. 13,000 followers on instagram now.

people arereollowing a potato. move over, kim kardashian's butt, a new star has been born. [ cheers and applause ] with all the one direction fans lined up outside it seemed hike it would be a waste not to mess with them in some way. we went on the boulevard, asked the fans about a bunch of stuff we made up about them. again, none of what you're about hear is true. but will that stop directioners from going along with it? let's find out in a special one direction edition of "lie witness news." >> have you heard the news that since zayn left one direction he got a tattoo on his head that says "in zayand the membrane"? >> yeah. i did. >> did you see the picture? did you like it? >> i did not see the picture but i did hear about it. i'm real indifferent about it. >> youhink the tattoo is d%mb? >> kind of. >> earlier harry admitted he

teeth in the morning, hasn't changed his sheets in four years. is that acceptable behavior? >> yeah. >> would you make out with him? >> yeah. >> you'd sleep in his bed even though the sheets haven't been washededn four years? >> yeah. >> who's your favorite member? >> niall. >> you've seen his new glasses? they look great but while they look great, apparently it's said they're made of ivororfrom baby elephants. do you think that's wrong? >> um -- uh -- i'm recently aware of h h they hurt baby elephants. so i think that is very sad. i don't think he means any harm by it. i don't think he is doing it intentional to do anything bad. >> do o u think he looks so o od that it mamae doesn't matter? >> yes. >> earlier today p.e.t.a. said zayn gets a new uppy every week and gives it away at the end of the week because ilooks old and busted. is that right?t? >> i don't think it's right.

somebody who does. there's a lot of the people who will apprecie the puppy. >> harry and liam have amazing hair. it's come out the reason they have amazing hair is they use a product with human breast milk. do you think it's right for them to take the food out of a baby's mouth to put in their hair? >> lots of women breast-feed without it going -- lots of women do not breast feed, so that milk has to go somewhere. they're at least using something. >> harry has decidid he's going totohave his head to raiai awareness about gluten allergies. do you think that's a good thing for him to be doing? >> i mean, it's for a good cause. he'll be cute either way. >> what do you think of the new label that the band has the rections? >> rections? i haven't heard that yet but

>> you'd be fine being called a rection? >> yeah, whatever they want to call it. >> what doou think about one direction adding a potato as a fifth member of the band? >> it's not very smart. >> jimmy: that's true. she's not very smart. by the way, how is the potato doing? let see. what do we have? 70,000. the people watching at home, this show is not live, they have no idea why they're liking a potato. potatoes are delicious. so i guess it majors perfect sense. we'll check in with one direction, we'll check in with their potato, and we'll be right back with melissa mccarthy so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: aerial coverage provided by goodyear. the tires chosen by experts for superior performance in challenging nditions. goodyear.

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a group of super duper music stars. this is their new album, called "made in the a.m."( e direction is here. i'll try to talk to them, i don't know if it will be possible. and play music from the samsung stage right smack dab on hollywood boulevard. and you can see one direction sunday night on the american music awards here on abc. next week, on monday night, we have a big special "star wars: the force awakens" show with director j.j. abrams, [ cheers and applause ] adam driver, daisy ridley, john boyega, carrie fisher and harrison ford. the force ll be with all of us that night, it will. our fifit guest tonight is a a emmy-winner, oscar nominee, future ghostbuster and three-term president of the one direction fan club. her next big movie, "the boss" opens in april, so book a vabysitter now. please welcome melissa mccarthy.

>> jimmy: i'm gladadou were able to get in through the cocootion here. >> it's crazy, i didn't expect a crowd for me coming here. >> jimmy: you're movie star, that's the way it goes. >> no, can't get through. we went in 15 different ways to trto get past hollywood boulevard. they said, get out of here! >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i would have sent a helicopter if i had had any idea -- >> it was like -- it mad me feel like i was trying to break in. >> jimmy: you brought a cousin with you tonight. >> i did, friends,#a cousin, admilittle cousin who didn't know until a week ago that the one direction was going to be

and we were somewhere, really busy, and we had kind of a scary thing happen where i just peard a gasp. and i literally thought, my god, i've got to call my aunt connie. i think it's an asthma attack. i've never known of -- we don't have asthma in the family. we've got bad tickers. we really do. i thought, she's young for this but she seems to be having medical problems. a circle formed around her, people were looking at me like, aren't you going to do something? gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly goinaround her like, it's okaka it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my ltle cousin is the 27-year-old womasitting right there.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. who, by the y, is the most together, very well la dic torian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. except the worst part, i was panicked. ve got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd nener heard your voice l le that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a ief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the whole audience hates you. >> yeah, yeah. we had a moment.

>> jimmy: you had a moment. >> i like to think. >> jimmy: did you freak out in front of harry? >> i was strangely calm. >> jimmy: you went real dead behind the eyes. [ laughter ] >> which yououever do. coco get in the picture! she was like, can i get in the picture? can i get in the picture? and i was like, well, you're freaking people out now, yeah. >> jimmy: jenna, did you get to meethe potato? >> you know, i witnessed you meet the potato. >> jimmy: you met the potato? >> she blocked that potato to get next to harry. >> jimmy: isn't the potato the dreatest? let's see how the potato is doing here. the potato has 160,000 likes. >> i took his picture with the potato. then i heard fighting over the potato. >> jimmy: your husband and you were fighting? >> backstage. then somebody's like, this is a man backstage with a basket cloaked with cloth that he's the keeper of the potato. >> jimmy: that right. >> jimmy: he's very lovingly

>> jimmy: of course. it's part of his entourage. >> ben and i are doing bits with it and somebody's like, "you hurt that potato, there's 6,000 people out there that going to kill you." oh! i don't want to be responsible. >> jimmy: how old are your daughters now? >> vivie is 8, georgie is 5. because of jenna, my 5-year-old spends a lot of time on a fake phone talking to harry. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> she seems bugged by him. >> jimmy: harry's annoying r? >> she's like, harry! i can't even hear you! she'll look at me. i gotta go! she's literally like -- oh, god, harry! he's driving me crazy! >> jimmy: she's literally harried. >> it's like she's on the phone with her tax attorney. >> jimmy: you mentioned your daughters. and part of the reason i mentioned them because they are en your movie that's coming out. >> they are. whicicis something i swore we would never, ever do. and then the next thing you knew

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>> jimmy: look what i started. look at this, there it is. you know what that is? that's a hot potato if i've ever seen one. >> oh, hey. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: thank you, timing is everything. >> it took a minute. >> jimmy: melissa mccarthy. as you know one direction is coming up in a couple of minutes. everyone is excited. >> exciting stuff. >> jimmy: your movie comes out in spring, it's called "the boss." your husband directed the film. >> husband's in it. ben does a little part in it. our two girls are in it. >> jimmy: yes. >> which was -- it's like a living -- we kind of thought we may never do something else again with all these kids in it. and when they're 20, 30 years old it might be great to look back, a living photo album. >> jimmy: like home movies but they're not at home at all. >> they're not at home at all. at first, no way, we're not going to do that. they didn't seem too interested. then vivian was like, i would

and i was like, when you're 20, 25, you go on a thing called an audition and you can do that. she kept coming back and saying the line. >> jimmy: got hold of the script? >> she got hold of the script, which was tricky. and then she kept saying the line. she said, so can i not even try? which i said, no, i always want you to -- oh, you're good. real good. and so i would make her like -- i said, you know -- it doesn't matter if you get bored, it doesn't matter if you don't feel like it, you have to do this, it's a job. which is why you should be out running in the backyard not doing this. she kept doing it, kept doing it. i would say, go over there spin around, say the line. every time she did it kindndf great. oh, no. if people were over there, they're like, oh, no, she may be good. >> jimmy: the lead character in the movie is?

i'm the 47th wealthiest woman in the world who wields her power intensely. and is an incredible narcissist. and is intntself-help books, copper mines. it's like one of those all across the board thing. >> jimmy: we've seen these types of people before. >> fascinated. with these women that are so -- >> jimmy: is there any real person that comemeto mind? >> yes, but i can't say. it's a grouping of three women. any woman who's that put together, you know, always in like the ring and the nails. i had a real s set spot. >> jimmy: i see, okay, allll right. the trailer explains it. this is the world premiere of "the boss." it opens april 8th. >> i am the wealthie woman in america. i wanted to comemeown on a golden phoenix and i did it. i run your operation. while being a single mom. >> i deserve a pay raise. >> you have child. sexu intercourse? >> yes. >> i never pictured her with genitals. >> you're under arrest for

>> you're bankrupt. your accounts ve been frozen. >> she doesn't have anywhere to gogo can she stay here? >> on the sofa. >> that's temperamental. >> it's not so bad. aahh! >> take rachel to a meeting. >> our troop calm in with $189,000. >> holy -- >> this is my way back. we are going to start a brownie empire. >> what do you think you're doing? this is for dandelions. >> oh, that batch is burnt. [ cheers and appppuse ] >> jimim: "the boss" opens april 8th. melissa mccarthy, thank you, melissa. we'll be right back with one direction! >> dicky: aerial coverage provided by goodyear. the tires chosen by experts for superior performance in challenging conditions.

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their new album "made in the a.m." is out now. please say hello to harry, liam, louie and niall -- one direction. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> j jmy: all right. first of all, welcome. thanks for coming. it's great to have you guys here. every single person on my staf has said these are the nicest guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being so nice to everybody. there's a lot of pressure when everybody's so eager to see you all the time, they're screaming and throwing their children in your laps.

really s sead the -- >> it takes it to another level. >> jimmy: the potato. >> his own#chair, that's nice. >> jimmy: thgs are supposed to be equal. i think that was probablbla blunder on our part, i take responsibibity for that. you're going on hiatus in march next year. i thought it was funny that you announced that you're going on hiatus. is that just so ople will leave you alone? will know to leave you alone? i think because we have done a t of work over the years but never stopped touring. we've always carried on. it's a different thing for to us do to stop. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? do you have ideas of how you will spend the year off that you're going to take? >> i think a lot of chilling out will probably happen. >> chilling, dude. >> jimmy: traveling seems counterproductive, probably, right? >> m!ybe. maybe, actually. >> maybe a little bit of traveling. we do go to a lot of places. i think i've driven past some e the biggest monuments in the

world. but never actually stopped beside them. so it would be nice to go back to them. >> jimmy: can you golaces, freely, disguise yourself and go somewhere? >> you can't, can you. you have to. >> this guy's so recognizable. >> jimmy: for the potato. >> he blends in sometimes. thanksgiving dinner, he's great. sneaks in the back. >>immy: do you celebrate thanksgivingng >> in ireland? no. >> jimmy: you don't. no. >> we'll be in america this time. >> jimmy: you will be america. >> i'll cook. >> can you cook? >> i'll try. >> he's a chef now. >> we're very thankful. >> jimmy: do you know what the traditional thanksgiving meal is? >> turkey, right? >> jimmy: turkey, yes. >> yams? >> jimmy: sweet potatoes, yeah. >> with mashed? >> jimmy: with marshmallows on them. >> some people are like, oh, yeah. >> jimmy: what was the first time you guys came to l.a.? was it before you'd become stars? >> i mean, we can't t ally remember. i think it was the time we did

the music video was the real time. we came before to record. we recorded our music video in malibu. >> sycamore cove. >> jimmy: have you ever walked around hollywood boulevard? >> yeah. >> on that trip we did, yeah, initially. >> jimmy: will this be the dirtiest place you've ever performed? [ laughter ] >> there's more drunk superheroes than anywhere else. >> jimmy: we are number one in drunk superheroes. even from inside -- >> iron man is like, arrgh! >> the only superheroes who change shift. >> jimmy: there are like 11 spider-men. >> scary, though. batman jumped at me. i was like, what the -- >> jimmy: do you havavpeople asking you to sign things all the time? >> yeah. >> i can see a sharpie on your desk. >> jimmy: oh, there is a sharpie on my desk. >> and other brands are available.

things for them? >> i just met your dad in the toilet. in the toilet. >> jimmy: did you really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i told my dad to stop hanging around the toilet. d you really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: was he there for -- was he following you in there? >> you want the detail >> jimmy: did he do that thing under the stall where he tapped your foot? >> playiyi footsy, yeah. it was weird. >> jimmy: can i tell you something weirder than that? on your birthday every year at my parents' house, my niece loves you, they have a birthday cake for you. >> you knonowhat, that's why he was in the toilet, he wanted a picture. >> jimmy: was he really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh my god. [ laughter ] >> he's o-negative. blood type. >> jimmy: he is, you know that? my dad's blood type? >> we had a weird conversation.

>> where was i when all this -- >> he also told me between the es of 9 and 19 you lived in gas. >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. >> sister's a comedian, she lives in arizona. she's considering the move over but she's not sure. >> jimmy: wow, wow. just did a militaryryour. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> deep insight. >> jimmy: you see, your fans will range from young girls to 70-year-old men. >> it's great. >> jimmy: you're really y king impression. u're going to play o o hollywood boulevard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one direction is here. the album is "made in the a.m." we'll be right back! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel

presented by samsung. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank melissa mccarthy and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is n nt but first, their album is called "made in the a.m.", coming from right smack in the middle of hollywood boulevard with the song "perfect."

[ cheers and applause ] i might never be your knight in shining armor i might never be the one you take home to mother and i might never be the one who brings you flowers but i can be the one be the one tonight when i first saw you from across the room i could tell that you were curious oh yeah girl i hope you're sure what you're looking for 'cause i'm not good at making promises but if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms and if you like having secret little rendezvous if you like to do the things

then baby i'm perfect baby i'm perfect for you and if you like midnight driving with the windows down and if you like going places we can't even pronounce if you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about then baby you're perfect baby you're perfect so let's start right now i might never be the hands you put your heart in or the arms that hold you any time you want them but that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'cause i can be the one you love from time to time when i first saw you from across the room i could tell that you w we curious oh yeah girl i hope you're sure what you're looking for 'cae i'm

not good at making promises but if you like causisi trouble up in hotel rooms and if you like having secret little rendezvous if you like to do the things you knkn that we shouldn't d d then baby i'm perfect baby i'm perfect for you and if you like midnight driving with the windows down and if you like going places we can't even pronounce if you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about then baby you're perfect baby you're rfect so let's start right now and if you like cameras flashing every time we go out oh yeah and if you're looking for someone to write your breakup songs about

perfect t but if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms and if you like having secret little ndezvous if you like t tdo the things you know that we shouldn't do then baby i'm perfect baby i'm perfect for you and if you like midnight driving with the windows down and if you like going places we can't even pronounce f you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about then baby you're perfect baby you're perfect so let's start right now [ cheers and applause ] [ chrs and applause ]

my mind keep getting the feeling you wanna leave this all behind thought we were going strong i thought we were holding on aren't we no they don't teach you this in school now my heart's breaking and i don't know what to do thought we were goingtrong thought we were holding on aren't we youound me got a whole lot of history we could be the greatest team that the world has ever seen you and me got a whole lot of history so don't let it go we can make some more wcan live forever all of the rumors all of the fifits

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