finally tonight, there are few privileges in this life more meaningful than being invited into somebody's home, and that's especially the case if you're a stranger. many of you will know that famous verse in the new testament, where the writer says, do not forget to entertain strangers for by doing so, some have entertained angels unaware. now i know that i don't have any angelic qualities but for many nights over the last five years, you've granted me the privilege of entering your home. and allow med to tell stories. stories ranging from that remarkable election almost two years ago, to the devastating gun attack in connecticut earlier today. and as a result, i no longer feel like a stranger or a

visitor, but have become a friend to this remarkable country. and so, as i leave this special broadcast, i want to thank each and every one of my colleagues here at abc news, some seen, many unseen, and also to thank you, our viewers, for inviting us in and allowing me to share so many sevenings with you. for all of us at abc news, for the last time, good night, america. and good-bye. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the ford fiesta -- the car that dominated the rally-car events at the x games this weekend, with drivers like the great ken block. right now, you can go to rock it like block.com to register for your chance to win a 2011 ford fiesta with a rally inspired look. our very own parking lot security guard guillermo scored

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>> jimmy: very nice of you. i'm jimmy. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i knew you would come through for me. thank you. and i want to wish everyone a happy shark week. you know it's shark week on the discovery channel. am i the only one that thinks shark week is getting too commercial? it was about spending time with your family and seeing your family get eaten by sharks, things like that. every week my kids and i put on the shark costumes and we go door to door trick or treating for fish guts, and we have the best time. i don't know why it's in the summer. it makes you scared to go to the beach. shark week should be, like, the week after christmas or something. the fact of the matter is, shark attacks on humans are very rare. you are more likely to be attacked by charlie sheen than you are a shark. right uncle frank? >> that's true. >> jimmy: some how the discovery channel has manged to keep this

thing going for 23 years now. and they've done it by mixing things up. there's only so much shark footage you can watch, so, what they do is, they get celebrities to narrate and host. big names, like, well, like my uncle frank. >> shark week with uncle frank. oh, look at this guy. he's going in the water. he's dressed for action. what is he taking? a tank. he's going underneath. i don't know yet what he's looking for, but we'll see. shark! sharks! yep. that guy is surrounded by sharks. oh, my god. he's playing with them, really. sometimes sharks can play. they're not always -- if they're not hungry, you can play with them. they eat almost anything, you know? that's a goose, a geese. oh, my god. oh, my god. it's chow time. poor geese. sharks have to eat, too. we have to eat to live. oh, look at that.

that's a papoose. a por poise. that's not a shark. look at that tail. wow. unbelievable. shark week! >> jimmy: very nicely done, uncle frank, thank you. [ applause ] happy shark week to everyone, again. last weekend, here in los angeles, they had the x games at the staples center. this is a youtube video. a woman in the crowd at one point do what women in crowds sometimes do after a few beers. only difference is, she was encouraged to do it by a very excited young boy. pay special attention to the kid on the right side of the screen. isn't that lovely? the kid is now hooked on the x games for the rest of his life. right now he's at home building a ramp.

after officially announcing their engagement last night here on abc, the bachelorette and roberto are still together, which is good. baby steps. this morning, the love birds appeared on "good morning america," where they discussed their budding relationship, plans for the future and rumors of nude photos allegedly floating around the internet. >> ali told me they both loved watching the finale together. in fact, she watched the tape of roberto's marriage proposal eight times. >> he said during the proposal, i want to let you know that you are so, so loved, and he does do that. now, you know, outside the show, and it's -- >> i do that. >> take moments here for a second. any close calls with paparazzi, trying to find out where you're staying? who you chose? >> they follow me like crazy. >> remember when we tried to go to the movies? >> i went at 7:00 west coast

time. >> and i went at 10:00 p.m. east coast. >> and we just went to the same movie and we took pictures of our phones and showed the theater, like we were together. >> it was very gay. >> have you seen the rumors, to circulation of nude photos -- >> yes, i took those with my private camera and someone stole them. you have a buddy, he says, dude, i want to be on the show. what advice would you give your buddy? >> i say no way. i wouldn't do it again for all the money in the world. what? >> jimmy: you know what i get -- no more than 25 years together. in case you haven't heard, and if that is the case, sorry to have to be the one to tell you. next season will be the last season of the oprah winfrey show. they better not say it was all a dream, because i will be mad. oprah is planning to take the

reigns at her own cable network, own, which stands for oh, why, no? she'll be replaced -- i heard talk she's going to be replaced by steven tyler and jennifer lopez. maybe i have the wrong show. in anticipation of the final season of our lives, harpo released a promo online today, it's called "beginning to end." i'm not ashamed to admit, this one is a tear jerker. >> welcome to the very first national oprah winfrey show! ♪ i was fat. then i got skinny. then fat. then skinny. then fat. then skinny. then fat. then skinny. then fat. then less fat. how will i end up in the end? skinny or fat? the farewell season. >> jimmy: well, that is going to

be something. i cannot -- [ applause ] only thing i know -- all i know for sure is, at the end of the season, i'll be fat and that's all that matters. another legend hanging it up today, minnesota vikings quarterback brett favre, according to multiple sources, he informed the vikings he will not return, and retire from football. right. how dumb does he think we are? we're not -- sorry, brett. not falling for it again. i'm sure one day many years from now when he actually does retire, we'll look back at this day and laugh, but until then -- it's not funny. [ laughter ] speaking of hanging it up semipermanently, levi johnston and bristol palin have broken up again. less than a month after announcing their engagement, bristol called it off faster than you can say "mom, put the gun down." she told "people" that they're done and that things started to unravel the day they announced they were engaged, july 14th

when levi told her he may have fathered another baby with another girl. that's actually number four on the top 100 things not to say to your fiance on your engagement day. just above "are you putting on weight?" this is the second they've broken off. they're like thes can i mow ross and rachel. they really are. sarah palin said she has mixed feelings. on one hand, you know, she was never a big fan in the first place of levi, but on the other, she already spot the polar bear to make her daughter's wedding dress. and you hate to see a good pelt go to waste. call me a hopeless romantic, but i believe that with the right amount of love, patience and 12-episode guarantee for a reality show, they could wind up engaged again one day. i really do. [ applause ] and so on. lindsay lohan is undergoing

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will observe regular order. >> jimmy: i've seldom seen such an angry weiner on television. when i was watching it, i couldn't help wonder if he got some inspiration from a speech-making point of view, from the late, great senator robert byrd of west virginia. >> gentleman gets up and yells, going to intimidate people into believing he is right. he is wrong. the gentleman is wrong. >> barbaric. >> it is a shame! a shame! >> barbaric! >> you should urge them to vote yes, something the gentleman has not done. >> barbaric. >> jimmy: it's like they're the same guy. [ applause ] he -- there was a report yesterday that 16-year-old

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the academy awards. with us tonight, from the new comic book movie "scott pilgrim vs. the world," mary elizabeth winstead is here. then later on, with music from the "step up 3d" original motion picture soundtrack, flo rida, from the bud light stage. you know, i have to say, i've been praying for a "step up" movie in 3d and finally it is here. thank you, jesus. tomorrow night, we'll get a visit from eva mendes,

callan mcauliffe and hear music from the black crowes. so, join us then. our first guest tonight is a golden globe-winning actor whom you know from his work defending murderers, rapists and meter maids on "the practice." the season premiere of his new show "dark blue" airs on tnt thunderstorm night starting at 9:00. please say hello to dylan mcdermott. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go, uncle frank and guillermo. >> uncle frank. he does what i do. >> jimmy: that's right. he does. except, well, you kind of both, in a way, pretend to be policemen, because uncle frank was an actual policeman who never arrested anyone. >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: he made six arrests in 20 years. >> congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you probably made more arrests as a television cop.

>> yeah, maybe. >> jimmy: do you do that? do you get to go with the guys and roam around and -- >> i did. i went with lapd on some drive alongs, and went into the hood. >> jimmy: you did? >> some gang members. >> jimmy: oh, good. and did they -- were they excited to meet you? >> unfortunately they recognize me from "the practice." which was kind of weird. yeah. >> jimmy: why was that weird? >> because they wanted me to defend them. >> jimmy: oh, i see. so were they convicted or anything or just -- >> anticipating, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, but you then explained, i'm sure -- >> just an actor. >> jimmy: give them a business card and let your character deal with it. yeah. you -- now, the last time you were here, we talked about a whole bunch of things, but what we talked about was your dad and the liquor store and -- >> yeah, my dad -- >> jimmy: a bar. >> i grew up in the bar business.

but every once in awhile he would ship me off to fire island which was kind of weird, because, you know, he wanted to have his time in new york. >> jimmy: did he want a daughter? >> he may have. i don't know. i'll have to ask him. i was only 15 years old. i was -- my job was to take care of the house for the bartenders and the waitresses and all that, and i was only 15. >> jimmy: right, yeah. that's a little odd, right? >> yeah, but i had -- luckily, the perk was, i had two 30-year-old girlfriends. >> jimmy: two 30-year-old girlfriends. really? at 15? >> at 15. >> jimmy: i would have been happy with one 60-year-old girlfriend. two 30-year-old girlfriends. wow. >> well -- i had some game. i had some game back then. >> jimmy: i would think so. i didn't. my game was pong. >> well, i brought some pictures along. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. >> what kind of game i had. >> jimmy: this is the -- was

this when you were 15? oh, yeah, now i understand. >> i mean, how do you say no to that? >> jimmy: what else were you into at this age, besides making love to middle aged women? >> that was about it. >> jimmy: that was it? well, sure. you brought another picture here, too. >> yeah, this is -- i had to take weight gain when i was a kid. i was a little skinny. good, right? >> jimmy: what is in your hand there? >> we don't want to talk about that. >> jimmy: who took this picture? >> i'm not quite sure. probably my dad. >> jimmy: doesn't look like you were happy that he took it. >> no, i traveled very far. >> jimmy: you have david bowie shirt on there. were you a bowie fan? >> oh, i loved bowie. >> jimmy: at least half of them are just pretending to be cool. what -- what band or artist have you seen the most? >> well, i was in the kiss army.

and i saw them 13 times. >> jimmy: 13 times? really? >> i would hitchhike three states to see kiss. i loved them. i was crazy about them. >> jimmy: did you wear the makeup? >> no, i didn't do that. >> jimmy: then you weren't in the army. are you allowed in the army without a uniform? >> i don't know. i should ask them. recently, i went back and saw them in my 40s and it wasn't the same. >> jimmy: in what way? >> i think maybe i was on something for the 13 times i saw them. because i -- i didn't get it. >> jimmy: oh, number 14 was not so good? >> i didn't get it. >> jimmy: really? you didn't like it at all? >> i mean, not that i didn't like it, because i'm a big fan, it's just -- it was very different from what i remember. >> jimmy: i see. >> as you can see. >> jimmy: right. in other words, i didn't like it. >> i'll always love them.

>> jimmy: yeah. but you've kissed them good-bye. literally. >> yeah. probably my last time. >> jimmy: you -- i read, like, you were injured in a motorcycle accident -- >> no, no, no, that's dean. >> jimmy: that turned out to not be the case. they printed it was you. >> right, they confuse me with dean. >> jimmy: he is tori spelling's husband. you've never before married to her? >> no, no. >> jimmy: so when something like that happens, do you get concerned friends calling, saying, are you okay? >> no, i -- i got concerned calls when they got married and they thought it was me. >> jimmy: you did? >> yes. that's when i got the concern. >> jimmy: so people called you and said, are you marrying tori spelling? >> have you gone to too many kiss concerts? what is going on. >> jimmy: really? so, they warned you not to marry her?

>> they were concerned. more of a concerned call. >> jimmy: that's a little bit weird. have you met dean? >> no, i have not. we should have him on together. amazing. >> jimmy: be like a kiss concert in 1975, you know? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: okay, so, tomorrow night is the second season premiere of the show. >> yeah. two-hour -- >> jimmy: two-hour. >> 9:00, two hours of "dark blue." >> jimmy: that refers to the color of the uniforms? >> uncle frank -- >> jimmy: what does dark blue refer to? >> uniform. >> jimmy: yeah. that's what i just said. uncle frank, true or false, now, you hear the story about a 15-year-old having sex with two 30-year-old women. >> right. >> jimmy: exciting, right? >> it's -- a little odd. >> jimmy: a little odd. but if it was like a 15-year-old girl with two 30-year-old men, it's unacceptable. >> that's unacceptable.

but this was years ago. >> jimmy: years ago, everything was fine? >> it was the 70s. >> jimmy: things were different. with the kiss music, rocking and romming and partying every day. >> it was dean mcdermott. >> jimmy: that was dean. he should be so lucky. he really should. very good to see you. >> you, too. >> jimmy: the show is a big hit, everybody. dylan mcdermott. i want to point out, he was not the one in the motorcycle accident. wait a minute -- we have video of you at 15 years old with the 30-year-old -- one of the 30-year-old women? hold on a second. oh, yeah, there you. oh, my goodness. and -- well, that's -- it really is -- [ applause ] >> that was her. >> jimmy: dylan mcdermott, everybody.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, flo rida will be here. as those of you who dressed up like her at comic-con already know, our next guest plays the intriguing young woman who brings a world of pain onto a love-struck michael cera in "scott pilgrim vs. the world." the movie opens august 13th. please say hello to mary elizabeth winstead. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're walking very gingerly. >> i'm about to fall. i'm about to fall on my face and make a foolle of myself. >> jimmy: do you not usually wear high heels? >> no, i'm tall as it is -- >> jimmy: you did it to humiliate me? >> that was the plan. >> jimmy: mary or mary elizabeth? >> just mary is fine. >> jimmy: i don't know why i chose to go with the three names -- >> jimmy: was there another mary

winstead? >> no. >> jimmy: i have a friend liz winstead who is probably -- >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: just drop the elizabeth. tell everybody what comic con is. >> it's a sort of gathering of the geeks, you could say. it's pretty awesome. just people who are really passionate about comics and movies and video games and all sorts of things kind of come together and let their geek fly. >> jimmy: and they're very picky about who plays what character and this scott pilgrim comic book is popular, so, when you get selected to pick the character -- you don't -- to play the character, you don't know how they're going to react, do you? >> no. there were people dressed up as my character, which was really cool and exciting but they were carrying giant hammered because my character fights with this giant hammer and i thought, if i don't do this right, if if they don't like me, it could be dangerous. >> jimmy: you did not bring your hammer? >> i didn't.

i should have. >> jimmy: did you wind up winning them over? >> i did. >> jimmy: how do you do that, exactly? >> who knows. i guess work with talented people that i got to work with in the movie. do what they say. >> jimmy: i got you. and the character, well, let's look at the character specifically. >> yes. the likeness is scary. >> jimmy: side by side. see if you can make your eyes -- well, the hair is a different color, but that's pretty good. [ applause ] do they look at the thing and say, all right, yeah, she kind of looks like -- >> apparently yes. i had no idea i looked like a cartoon character. everyone was like, you look exactly like her. i was like, all right. >> jimmy: people tell me i look like fred flynn season to. but it's not led to everything. you were in "death proof," right? >> i was. >> jimmy: was it intimidating to audition for him? he's a great filmmaker -- and a weirdo. >> right.

well, when i got, you know, the information about the audition, i was told to wear a short skirt and flip-flops, which was kind of interesting, so my feet were on display. and i was at his mouhouse -- >> jimmy: maybe he knew you're not good with heels. he had the audition at his house? >> yeah, there were like 20 girls hanging out in his living room -- >> jimmy: smart. >> yeah. good choice. >> jimmy: that's diabolical, really. so then you -- 20 girls in his house to audition for him. where do you do the audition? in the kitchen? >> in his screening room. he has a movie theater in his house. popcorn and candy and everything. but yeah. went there, went in the there and it was -- he was so much fun. he was so, like, joyful and he was like, i loved you on that episode of "true calling" and i was like, how do you know -- >> jimmy: he sees everything. >> he was wonderful. and he played the characters and

he would jump from different seats and do a different accent for each character and got sot into it and it was the most fun i've ever had. >> jimmy: did you feel like you were auditions him? >> kind of. watching him perform. >> jimmy: when he''s directing, does he maintain that level of mania? >> absolutely. his energy is so high all the time. every time we would do another take. okay, we're going to do another take. why? and everyone would shout "because we love making movies." >> jimmy: why? like the mickey mouse club? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and what if somebody didn't love making movies. would they just fake it? >> you have no choice. >> jimmy: that's crazy. i heard you're engaged to be married. >> i am. >> jimmy: to a young man. [ applause ] how did you meet? >> we met, actually, on a cruise. a carnival cruise. >> jimmy: really? >> party cruise. >> jimmy: who were you on the

cruise with? >> my friend and her grandmother. >> jimmy: were you rooming -- >> we ran into her at 3:00 in the morning asleep at the slot machines with her head like this, so -- she was having a good time. >> jimmy: that can be a scary moment. check grandma's pulse. this is how she would have wanted to go. so, grandma had a lot of fun and you met your fiance -- was he, like, was it like the love boat? was he behind the bar? >> he was there with his friend and his friend's family and i stalked him for about four days? >> jimmy: when you're on a cruise, you're stalking everyone on a cruise. >> jimmy: that's true. >> he didn't even notice me. he had no idea i was following him everywhere. really fast walker. kept losing me constantly. >> jimmy: so you just followed him around the boat? >> i did. they do this thing where they take your photo and they post it

on, like, on the wall on the ship and if you want it you can buy it. and i stole one of his photos. >> jimmy: you did? what did you do with it? >> i stuffed it in my sweatshirt and shavaved it. >> jimmy: did he know about that? >> he knows now. >> jimmy: do you have the picture? >> i do. we were 18 at the time. it's at my parent's house in a drawer. >> jimmy: where are you getting married? >> he's from austin, texas, so that's where we're getting married. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're not invited. >> sorry. >> jimmy: and where is the honeymoon? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: cruise? >> we thought about that, actually, but probably not. >> jimmy: probably not? why not? that's where it all began. you don't want it to end there -- >> the stalking issue now -- other people stalking us and -- >> jimmy: plus, he has a history of meeting women on boepts. >> exactly.

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>> jimmy: all right, now here with the song ". >> cleto: can't handle me" from this, the original motion picture soundtrack to "step up 3d," flo rida. ♪ you know i know how to make 'em stop and stare as i zone out the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now watching you, watching me i go all out the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now yeah yeah the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now yeah yeah ♪ ♪ i own the light and i don't need no help gotta be the feeling that scarface player ♪ stunting go wild can't handle this plan

life of the club arrogant like yeah ♪ ♪ top like money all the girls just melt want to many all know me like twelve ♪ ♪ look like cash and they all just stare bottles, models standing on chairs ♪ ♪ fall out coz that's the business all out it's so ridiculous ♪ ♪ zone out so much attention scream out i'm in the building, hey ♪ ♪ they watching i know this i'm rocking i'm rolling ♪ ♪ i'm holding i know it you know it ♪ ♪ you know i know how to make 'em stop and stare as i zone out the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now watching you, watching me i go all out the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now yeah yeah the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now yeah yeah ♪ ♪ hey, still feeling myself i'm like outta control can't stop now more shots, let's go ♪ ♪ ten more rounds can i get a k-o paparazzi trying

to make me pose ♪ ♪ came to party to i came no more celebrate coz that's all i know ♪ ♪ tip the groupies taking off their clothes grand finale like super bowl ♪ ♪ go hard i run the show that's right, wild out got money to blow ♪ ♪ more light, more ice when i walk in the door no hype ♪ ♪ i do it big all over the globe ♪ ♪ yeah, i said it go tell it confetti, who ready i'm ready, you ready let's get it ♪ ♪ you know i know how to make 'em stop and stare as i zone out the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now watching you, watching me i go all out the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now put your hands up put your hands up yeah ♪ ♪ put your hands up the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now yeah put your hands up yeah ♪ ♪ put your hands up yeah put your hands up ♪ ♪ you got me watching now ♪ got my attention now

♪ got everybody in the club ♪ we can go so ♪ bring your body here let me switch up your atmosphere take you up out of this club and in my new ♪ ♪ fly you all around the world what you want baby girl are you ready to go now ♪ ♪ you know i know how to make 'em stop and stare as i zone out the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now watching you, watching me i go all out the club can't even handle me ♪ ♪ right now put your hands up yeah put your hands up ♪ ♪ yeah put your hands up the club can't even handle me put your hands up ♪ l l l l l l@

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank our guests tonight. dylan mcdermott, mary elizabeth winstead. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is flo rida. how are you doing? should i call you flo -- >> it's all good. you got the swag, you can call me either