and finally tonight, we want to bring you the latest on the plane crash in alaska that took and finally tonight, we want to bring you the latest on the the life of former alaska senator ted stephening the single engine plane crashed into a mountainside near dillingham, killing stevens and four others, while stranding four survivors overnight. rescuers discovered the plane's wreckage late monday and assisted the injures, including ex-nasa chief sean o'keefe. assisted the injures, including ex-nasa chief sean o'keefe. the survivors have been brought to anchorage where they are being treated. the 86-year-old stevens was a

deck rated world war ii pilot who spent 40 years in the senate, and his death stunned lawmakers and renz dents alike. even in a stormy, rugged state. the cause of the crash, not immediately known. the investigation will continue. that is our report for tonight. i'm bill weir. for cynthia mcfadden, terry i'm bill weir. for cynthia mcfadden, terry moran and all of us at abc news, good night, america. good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. tonight, sophia vergara and gordon ramsay is here. we have music from christian scott, and exclusive, never before seen video of the jetblue flight attendant freaking out. >> get off me.

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chps [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for -- who is ready to crunk? is crunking still -- i don't know how to do it, but i've heard of it. today is national smores day. today is the day on which we honor the memory of all the fallen marshmallows who were drowned in chocolate and burned at the stake to make this the fattest country in the world. you think the taliban has smores week? i doubt it. i doubt they do. hey, chef gordon ramsay is here. maybe he'll make us some smores. sophia vergara is here. you know -- this is some -- did a thing on this on "nightline" tonight. a flight attendant from jetblue, a gentleman named steve slater is becoming a folk hero today

because of the way he quit his job. >> a woman pulled a bag down from the compartment. passengers said the bag struck slater on the head and he demanded an apology. instead, the passenger swore at slater and he returned the favor, using choice words of his own, over the intercom for all to hear. to the passengers who called me a expletive, expletive you. i've been in the business 28 years. i've had it. that's it. with that, he grabbed two beers, pulled the emergency hatch and slid down the emergency slide with his own luggage. [ applause ] i've always wanted to slide down one of those and -- i'll tell you what, if we all had an inflatable escape slide at our jobs, i bet 80% of us would quit like that. they -- [ applause ] unfortunately, they took him to jail. i feel sorry for him. he should be rewarded for this. this was the first time any

flight attendant ever got all the passengers to pay attention to the emergency exit demonstration. nobody got the flipout on video. i don't know how that works. people are taping constantly. they did manage to get his arrest on tape. >> one former colleague told us he had a huge temper. america's most infamous flight attendant was taken to jail after allegedly going on a tarmac tirade. >> hey, you know what, i'm done. there are no more [ bleep ] peanuts. you want one of those pillows and a blankie? get it your [ bleep ] self. and the exits are [ bleep ] you. i'm not a bed bath & beyond. i am not a bed bath & beyond. up yours! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a familiar --

he looks familiar. speaking of people losing their minds, this they got on tape. this is security camera footage from a mcdonald's in toledo. she wanted chicken mcnuggets but they were serving breakfast at the time. she forced herself through the window, started punching the cashier. she tries to climb through the window to get into the mcdonald's -- she punches the manager who grabs her by the pony tail there. and actually, the employees had to get together to force the window closed. but even after they did manage to force the window closed, she gets in her car, grabs a beer bottle and smashes out the window, all in the name of mcnuggets. [ applause ] and takes off. and this, to me, is the best part. after all that, the next car pulls up to the window and the employee, still holding her head, gives them their food. there you go. that's -- thank you for coming to mcdonald's. [ applause ]

they arrested her. she got 60 days in jail for that. but hey, listen, i've been there. sometimes you really need mcnuggets. you do. proctor & gamble has issued a massive recall of several brands of dog food because of concerns eating it might make children sick, which is -- why are children eating dog food? i'd have my children not eat dog food. though it does give them a very shiny coat. you know, it's summertime, and during the summertime now days, means a whole new batch of reality tv shows, which i think we need to get rid of some of the ones we already have. in fact, that should be a reality show. every week, we vote one reality show off tv. sorry, "so you think you can dance." you're out. do you watch any of these, uncle frank? >> what? >> jimmy: do you watch the reality shows? yeah. >> jimmy: which ones do you watch? >> all of them ch. >> jimmy: name one. >> no.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. on the new season of "survivor," they are doing young versus old. young people versus old people, which is kind of a weird premise for "survivor." aren't old people playing survivor all the time? cbs released a pro mow for the new season. >> this year, for "survivor," we are going old versus young. >> i could be thunder and i can be lightning. >> you better look out for this. if you think i'm old, you're wrong, honey. >> not just the pretty girl next door. >> i found a dead monkey and i named him mr. bananas. >> jimmy: that's -- it's -- [ applause ] no. no. bristol palin's on again off again off again on again fiance

levi johnston is working on his own reality show called "loving levi, the run to the mayor's office." if he wins, he will become the second least qualified politician in alaskan history. he really is trying as hard as he can to get shot by sarah palin, isn't he? he's serious about the job. he has his campaign slogan worked out. it's "i will get you pregnant." and he will. levi is going to be here on thursday night. we'll discuss that. you know, the kid is -- he's accomplished a lot. he's fathered a child, posed for "playgirl." earned more than 80,000 marlboro miles. mel gibson's father is speaking out. he is a holocaust denier and conspiracy theorist said that he believes the pope is a homosexual. it may be time for the whole gibson family to get together, take a nice field trip to a

monastery where they can take a vow of silence because -- well, here's what what dad max had to say. >> do you think the catholic church as it stands today has become politicized to the extent that it is no longer able to take on controversial issues -- >> it's not willing to do so because half of the people there in the vatican are queer. >> do you think benedict is a homosexual? >> i certainly do. >> no, [ bleep ] you! >> jimmy: i don't blame him for jumping on the line, because it's -- i like to imagine that mel gibson woke up this morning, say, the dust is beginning to settle, and then, pow, dad comes through and says the pope is gay. dad, you know, i've had a couple of problems lately, maybe you read something about them in the paper. anyway, could you please not say the pope is gay?

for awhile? of course the pope isn't -- a gay man wouldn't be caught dead in that hat. he is famous mostly for being mel's crazy dad. he was a grand champion on jeopardy. many years ago, he beat all the winners from the fifth season of the show. we actually found the footage. and as nutty has he is, you have to admit, he's a smart guy. >> go again. >> animal lovers for 100. >> ballet in which the prince falls in love with a bird. >> what is -- the pope is gay. >> correct. >> jimmy: well that's not correct. their fact-checking wasn't as good back then. this is funny. this is -- lebron james at a youth basketball camp in san diego playing a pickup game with what looks like third graders. now -- there's lebron, not exactly going easy on them. dunking. he steals a pass.

turns around -- passes it. this is what you want to do, pass -- not to yourself, dunk again. then he crushed them at kick ball, dodge ball, monopoly and connect four, too. it's all about making sure the kids have fun. speaking of kids, justin bieber is maybe the most famous kid in all of north america. he's the new face of proactive. you know that acne wash, i think p. diddy did it, jessica simpson. i have never seen a pimple on justin bieber's perfect face. maybe it hidden under his hair helmet. but he is 16 and he's just getting to that age where things begin to change. >> hey, guys, justin bieber here. there are some things that just come with being a teenager. your feet grow like crazy. i can't stop that. hormones kick in. i don't want to stop that. and then there's zits. there's no way i'm going to let a bunch of zits get in my way.

>> jimmy: me, either. i don't blame him. last night here on abc, it was the second season premiere of "dating in the dark." contestants meet people in a dark room. they can't see each other at all so you are able to interact based on personality alone and then when you turn the lights on, you see what the other person looks like and run screaming from the room. the women and men meet in the darkened date room and last night, a guy named joey went on a dark date with a gal named that tash that and i'll let joey take it from here. >> so, i was dating a girl, she was great and after four, five months she got real comfortable and she blew up like a tick. so, it was like -- i couldn't perform anymore. so, i thought there was something wrong with me, you know what i mean? look, be honest with me about it, that's fine and we don't -- >> if i've been heavy in the past, you can't date --

>> you could have been a -- it's rare that someone went to the gym. it really is rare for that to happen. look, now you're upset. >> i'm not upset. >> like i said, i thought you were the floater. that's what i called you, so -- it's just -- i don't know. my mistake. >> oh, there he is. >> what's up, players? >> how did it go? >> it went great. >> jimmy: it did? place mrauls [ applause ] seemed to me like it went not great. "dating in the dark" is popular. it's doing so well, the producers have come up with a food version of the same idea. >> an all new program that will leave you hungry for more. >> i'm chef blaine and we have a great show. >> reporter: it's "cooking in the dark" with chef blaine. >> we're going to be making some kind of meat. beef or lamb. turkey, i don't -- dropped the meat. >> each we'll, he'll discover

new dishes like santa fe chicken fa here days or heart healthy vegetables over rice. all prepared in total darkness. >> okay, so you want to cut the onion into -- ah! i think it cut it! >> "cooking in the dark" wednesdays on the food network. >> it hurts! >> jimmy: that's something. [ applause ] hey, we have a good show tonight. chef gordon ramsay is here. we'll hear music from christian scott and we'll be right back with sofia vergara so it's probably a good idea to stay up.

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here to frighten americans in our kitchens. he has a new show called "master chef." chef gordon ramsay is here with us. then later, this is his new album called "yesterday you said tomorrow," a very, very talented trumpeter, christian scott from the bud light stage. we don't have much jazz on the show, but -- when we do, you know it's something special. tomorrow night, jason schwartzman, reed alexander and music from joanna newsom. then thursday, sylvester stallone, levi johnston and music from buckcherry. our first guest is a spectacular woman who is nominated for outstanding supporting actress at the emmys. you know her from great show "modern family" which returns to abc this fall, please say hello and hola too to sofia vergara. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: great to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> very good. and how is guillermo? he's not here today. >> jimmy: he's right over there. >> ahh. >> jimmy: we keep him at a safe distance. we hired uncle frank to shoot him if he gets too close. >> hi, frank. don't let him get too crazy. >> jimmy: i got excited this morning because i saw one of your tweets on your twitter account and it said, i'm quoting -- >> that i was going to do you. >> jimmy: said, tonight -- >> i was going to do you a favor. >> jimmy: tonight i'm going to do jimmy kimmel. and you can imagine my delight. and then about ten minutes later you corrected it, said, hahaha -- what is that, jajaja -- >> that's in spanish. >> jimmy: really? tonight i'm going to do the jimmy kimmel show, i mean. >> i realized that everybody, like, what are you doing? >> jimmy: people were worried that you might be serious and,

like, you have to stop this right now! >> exactly. i don't like rumors like that. >> jimmy: i guess it's a little bit of a language barrier thing, right? >> yes. i didn't do it on purpose. >> jimmy: you should never lose your accent. a lot of people come -- our governor, for instance, he's been here for 30 years, still can't pronounls the name of the state. i like that. i think that's the way to go. >> but you know what, it's like -- i understand what happens to him because it's been going on in my life. i -- no matter what i do, it gets worse and worse and worse. >> jimmy: really? you don't go back home and they say, you sound like an american now? >> okay, please. >> jimmy: no, huh? >> i was going to say that. and my son is the first one that makes sure that i know that it's getting worse and worse with age. >> jimmy: he does? >> yes. >> jimmy: how old is he now? >> 19. >> jimmy: he makes fun of you? >> of course he does. he said i'm the only person in the history of humanity after 16 years in a country, the accent gets worse.

but -- and actually we were watching a video of when i was 20 years old and i was in england and i was narrating something that my ex-husband was doing on a motorcycle and we were in shock because he was like, mom, you sound very good. what happened to you? >> jimmy: what do you think the reason for that is? >> you know what, i think it's money. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, because, you know, i embrace it now and people laugh when i say "you" instead of "you." i don't know what is my accent anymore. but when i got nominated for the emmy, i called my son and rubbed it in his face that, even with this accent, you can get nominated to an emmy. >> jimmy: and congratulations to you. [ applause ] well deserved, too. it's such a great show and you do a great job on it. >> so happy. i couldn't have -- it's the best

job in the world. >> jimmy: i can't imagine anyone else playing that part. it was just perfectly right there for you. >> it was written for you. >> jimmy: was it? >> yeah, they thought about me for the show and -- >> jimmy: i bet they did, yeah. [ laughter ] now, the odd thing about getting emmy nomination is that you actually amonged them. did you announce yourself? >> no, actually, i was there in the podium announcing the nominations and they -- my birthday was the day after and totally when somebody came and said, sofia, we congratulate you. i thought they were congratulating me because it was going to be my birthday. i never in a million years i thought i was going to be nominated. >> jimmy: i don't know why you would think that, because, i mean -- >> i knew the show was going to get nominated. but me, i mean --

>> jimmy: yeah, no, no, they did the right thing. absolutely. >> yeah? [ applause ] i love it. >> jimmy: i'm sure. now -- >> i'm very happy. >> jimmy: your son is 19. is he still living with you? >> yes, but he's about to go to a boarding school for one year before going to college, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, so are you upset about that? >> yeah, but you know, i've accepted it already. i know he has to leave and it's the natural process, whatever. >> jimmy: will he be all right on his own? >> well, he's going to be on his own better than if i was alone because he's so much less spoiled than me. >> jimmy: he's less spoiled than you? >> yeah, he knows how to cook and clean. >> jimmy: well, no cooking, none of that stuff? >> i don't know, i mean, men have never wanted me in the kitchen. [ applause ] >> jimmy: speaking for myself, i -- any room would be fine, you know? >> no, i mean, they never want

me to get busy in the kitchen, like -- oh -- no! >> jimmy: that's another one. >> i mean, i don't even want to say anything anymore. >> jimmy: i wonder if we can go for three in a row here. you -- i know what you're saying. you're saying that no one's forced you to do anything in your life -- >> they don't want me to be doing busy, wasting time when i can do other things. >> jimmy: right. >> you know? like ironing -- >> jimmy: really? ironing. do you iron at all? >> no. >> jimmy: as a kid, did you have chores? or did everybody just go, you know what, she's very beautiful. don't make her do anything. >> i mean, in columbia, you know, it's different. you grow up with a lot of help and you have maids and you have drivers and it's not -- >> jimmy: everyone does? do the maids have maids? [ laughter ]

who is driving the drivers to work? >> that's funny. >> jimmy: were you a good student as a child? >> i was a very good student. fantastic student. actually, i was -- they would say it was a nerd. >> jimmy: you were a nerd? >> yeah. >> jimmy: in columbia, you're considered a nerd? i got to move. wow. so, you got good grades. >> very good grades. i went to a very good university. i got one of the highest scores in my senior year because you do, like, a test to be able to go into the schools, into the universities and i got one of the highest. >> jimmy: i bet you did, yeah. and what were you planning to do? >> i went to dental school. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. >> i've been here five times. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you see, you don't pay attention to when i tell you things. >> jimmy: you know what, it's -- it's hard for me to concentrate sometimes. [ applause ] so -- "modern family" --

>> and then you expect me to do you a favor. >> jimmy: well, i don't expect it, but it would be nice. are you guys back to work shooting the show? >> yeah, we just started last week. we're in, like, the second week. i'm so tired today. i woke up at 4:30 in the morning. we did all the shooting today. >> jimmy: that's great. how many episodes this year? >> i think we're going to do 23. last year we did 26, i don't know. a lot. >> jimmy: the more the better. the show is great. and you can't -- we can't get enough of it. everybody loves the show. >> it's so amazing. we're so grateful. we're enjoying it. it's the best job in the world. i wake up every day -- i had a javier does of four and a half months and i couldn't wait to go back to work. >> jimmy: you'll get over that by season five. >> you think? >> jimmy: great to see you, everybody. sofia vergara.

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got the mirrors all adjusted? you can see everything ok? just stay off the freeways, all right? i don't want you going out on those yet. and leave your phone in your purse, i don't want you texting. >> daddy... ok! ok, here you go. be careful. >> thanks dad. >> and call me--but not while you're driving. we knew this day was coming. that's why we bought a subaru.

>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from christian scott. our next guest is as scary as any guy named gordon could possibly be. he is a master chef with a new show called "master chef,"which you can watch on wednesday nights on fox. please say hello to chef gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> very well thank you. good to see you. >> jimmy: good to see you. you have three shows now on american television alone, right? >> third time lucky. >> jimmy: yeah, that's something else. that's a lot. >> hopefully one of them is going to work. >> jimmy: i think they're all working. do you have time for, i mean,

like, i know you took a family vacation, because i have a photograph that you tweeted of the family vacation. >> i'm a work-a-holic. i said to jack, my son, we're going to go camp. >> jimmy: nice. >> go back to the olden days. >> jimmy: where did you go? >> oh, god, some lake from -- >> jimmy: you weren't driving, butter? >> no, we turned up there, it was bashed wire around the lake. woke up the next morning and they were, like, shooting guns. >> jimmy: who was? this was a prison. >> these guys. we have to get out of here very quickly. and i can hear a storm coming. how did you know that? i said, it just flashed up on my i.d. p ipad. we checked into the hard rock cafe hotel in san diego. >> jimmy: that's not camping. >> these beds aren't camping. i said, no, let's go to sea world. you camped there?

>> for about seven hours. >> jimmy: this is your son at sea world with -- what is that animal? >> it's a beautiful whale. >> jimmy: how would you prepare something like that? like, what -- >> i'm going to get -- i'm going to get into trouble on that one. >> jimmy: just hypothetically, how would you do it? >> a beluga fin noodle soup. he's in love with these animals. and jack, i can't stop thinking of food when i see these amazing things. let's look at the dolphins. we had a great day. and he's obsessed, and this thing give him a big kiss on the lips and he said, daddy, it's very wet. i said, mate, wait until you get a girlfriend. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good practice. yeah, wow. i think i'd be a little bit nervous about having -- every once in awhile, they'll attack somebody at that sea world

there. sea world was good, though? >> good fun. >> jimmy: your wife wrote a cookbook. i did not know she was a chef, your wife. >> nor did i, until it became a number one best seller. >> jimmy: how do you feel about that? >> painful. >> jimmy: is it really? >> in england, we say it's like going with a [ bleep ] for a razor blade? >> jimmy: you say that in england? i thought you were proper there. >> we are sometimes. i suppose it was a big hit for her. very methodical. very underseasoned, but he's getting better. >> jimmy: you criticize your wife's cooking at home? >> you know what, jimmy, we separated the house and got two kitchens. one downstairs, one upstairs. >> jimmy: really? >> excuse me. >> jimmy: one is yours and one is hers? >> yeah. hers is down, way, way down. >> jimmy: really? >> under sort of the subway. and mine is this press teen kitchen upstairs.

>> jimmy: is she allowed in your kitchen? >> [ bleep ] no, no, no. no, definitely not. there was a situation, must have been eight months ago, i had a photo shoot for the new book. hers does well, i want to get mine out now. >> jimmy: competitive. >> i turned up at this photo shoot, this stove is like a bentley. it is amazing. so i cranked it up, got five ovens, four hot plates, you name it. and two minutes later, smoke is billowing out. i open the door. there's these containers like charcoal. they left them in there. take away lasagna. i hit the roof. you cannot leave that [ bleep ] in my oven. >> jimmy: does she listen to you or does she give it back to you? >> three girls and a boy, she sort of bribes me because she manipulates them to say, look, mom's food is less salt, i cook with no salt but i have more

flavor than your father. >> jimmy: whose food do they prefer? >> at the moment, we're split 4-2. >> jimmy: that's not a split. that's a loss. >> i'm on the two side. >> jimmy: are you one of the two? >> you're rubbing salt in there. >> jimmy: you don't want to use too much salt. >> why? >> jimmy: i don't know. the kids don't like it. >> you look like you've lost weight. >> jimmy: i did. >> or a new tailor. >> jimmy: no, i vomit a lot, and -- anything i can do. i watched a video of you online because i was -- i like sometimes when i'm cooking, i like to, like, simple things like eggs, i want to see what the proper way is -- i watched a great video of you, old video. you are just talking about how to make eggs and very intense, very passionate, and there is no diverting from your way of

making eggs. this is the way to -- this is the proper way to make scrambled eggs. i watched it on youtube and they looked great. i haven't tried it yet, but -- >> i heard you bunt yourself -- >> no, i did that making chicken. you can see the three burn marks -- >> horrific. >> jimmy: it was bad. i happened to have a thing of ice right nearby and i plunged my hand into the ice. unlucky and then lucky at the same time. what's the worst thing that's happened to you in the kitchen? >> i get cuts and burns all the time. there was a huge amount of pressure. went out into the dining room, 17 or 18 food critic there. lobster ravioli was overcooked. i was shouting, said, you little punk, wake up or [ bleep ] off home and i'm screaming at him like that and what happened, i burn my left testicle on the gas. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> so i was -- i was in so much

pain. i've still got a little mark. would you like to see. >> jimmy: yeah, i would, actually. [ bleep ]. sounds like the lazies have [ bleep ] in the chair for a long time. are you okay? >> jimmy: you might be the only cook who has cooked his own testicles. that is incredible. >> i ate them once. >> jimmy: human or -- >> oh, no. sheep's testicles. it was in new zealand,ed that this, like, i thought it was -- i cut it open, had these blue veins. [ bleep ]. hold on a minute. vegetarians in tonight -- >> jimmy: men hear about things slicing into testicles, it's a natural reaction to go -- >> i know. the sheep's testicles were quite delicious. >> jimmy: they were good. >> excuse me. bedtime. come on. they were quite delicious. >> jimmy: when you fall asleep at night, do you count sheep

eating your own testicles? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: so, this new show, you're talking about amateur cooks, talking about people who are good at home, family tells them they're good, and then you tell them they're not. that's the idea, right? >> no, come on. come on. >> jimmy: and you're not even the meanest guy on the show. >> i know. >> jimmy: joe -- he's really tough with some of these people. >> he's like a rottweiler. great, because the pressure is off. >> jimmy: i watched the show. and people come with stories, very emotional, my mom used to cook, whatever, you think, well, we're being set up, for you're in, and joe goes, this is terrible. this is not edible, and you're out. and it brutal. i mean, people crying and everything. >> i know. but i mean, cooking is the new sort of, cooking at home is the new sort of, not just the rock and roll but the level of excitement that you can gain. the journey, mere ingredients to

something magical. it's seeing the real passion being food and a lot of them were somewhat embarrassed about talking about their love for food early on. so, it's "chef idol." searching for something knew week. >> jimmy: we have a clip here from next week's episode of the show, and take a look. "master chef." >> we have stuffed chicken with chinese vegetables. >> well, you just turned my mouth into a desert. it's dry. that is about as chinese as my mom. and she's from glasgow in scotland. >> jimmy: it's blunt a lot of fun to watch. "master chef," it moves to

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