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second infantry division left iraq today. that's significant because it was officially designated as the last u.s. combat brigade to be pulled out of the country. but this does not mean the military has withdrawn. about 50,000 u.s. troops will remain, reconfigured and rebranded, quote, advice and assist brigades. full withdrawal is slated for the end of next year. so, tonight, we ask you, do you think that iraq will be ready for a full u.s. combat troop withdrawal? tell us what you think on the "nightline" page or the "nightline" panel at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at a b bc news, g nigh, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm playing ea sports madden 11. in stores now. and it is simpler, deeper and quicker than ever, thanks to the play calling system that trims out all the fat. you can play a whole game in 30 minutes. let me show you what that means. guillermo is in the lob biright now with a friend.

you there, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: who is that with you? >> his name is tony. >> jimmy: okay. guillermo and tony are going to run a 40-yard dash. guillermo, you represent all the old football games and tony, you are madden 11, all right? all right? >> okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's do this! here we go. >> on your mark. get set -- >> jimmy: and here we go. wow. and they are off to the races. you can see -- [ applause ] tony by a nose. and -- >> who won? >> jimmy: it's to close to call, but tony showed us that madden 11 is quicker than any other game. it definitely leaves the fat behind. sorry, guillermo. >> that's okay. tony is a nice guy. >> jimmy: oh, well. >> dicky: madden nfl 11.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- jerry o'connell. from "entourage," carla gugino. and music from t.i. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, and not a moment too soon, here's jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, thank you for watching, thank you for coming. what a wonderful group of humans. i have to say, mono log might not be so hot tonight. friend of mine sent me a website that on the website, you go on, and you can, you can send a text message from one person's phone to another person's phone. so -- i -- i -- on my twitter page, i put what the link is. i've been doing this like, 1,000 times today. i did it to you, did you know that? >> yeah.

>> jimmy: i sent one from jonathan the drummer. did you know how it happened? : we had . >> cleto: we had no idea. >> jimmy: it sent dicky like six of them. >> dicky: this is like a super power you shouldn't have. >> cleto: yeah, it's that good. >> jimmy: dicky's band has a gig here in hollywood tomorrow night at the house of blues and everyone has been driving him crazy for tickets here at the show. i sent a whole bunch of requests from a whole bunch of different people here at the show asking for tickets, free tickets. i have a whole list. don, our warmup guy sent a couple of texts, he doesn't realize it. i sent one from my brother's wife to my brother asking him to bring home pizza. i sent one from my daughter to my son, what should we get mom for christmas.

most of them are filthfilthy, t, but -- i recommend it. it's a lot of fun. got to be illegal so, get on that before it closes down. it was an historic day for the american legal similar. snooki from "jersey shore kws was in court today. she was arrested in seaside -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: arrested for public drunkenness. how are you going to arrest someone for doing their job, i don't know. in addition to that charge and disorderly conduct, today, the prosecutors added a charge of public announce. if that's a crime, everyone should get the death penalty for it, but -- [ applause ] this is -- here's snooki in court this morning, facing the judge. >> you behaved badly. >> whatever! >> listen to me. >> ugh, all right. i'm not going to get drunk in the daytime anymore. >> don't believe it. >> i won't drink. until, like, 2:00. or 2:15.

quarter to 2:00. come on, i'm snooki. >> i don't care. >> i don't care. i'm from [ bleep ] jersey, bitch. >> you listen to me, fresh mouth. >> what? >> oh, my god. >> this place blows. >> drunk. >> jimmy: all right, well -- you know what, just more unfair treatment of orange americans. [ applause ] truth be told, snooki wasn't in court. her lawyer went for her, pleaded not guilty. the trial is in seethe. she could get a fine of $1,000, which doesn't seem a lot if she has a mark on her record, she could lose her job at the chocolate factory. willy wonka, very strict with his oompas and loompas. snooki's lawyer spoke outside the new jersey court today.

>> miss polizzi looks forward to putting this behind her and returning to work to smoosh with juicehead gorillas. bitches! >> jimmy: in england, they wear powdered wigs. in new jersey, they wear that. steven tyler has reportedly signed on to become a judge on the tenth season of "american idol." that's -- yeah, that's -- [ applause ] that's really great. essentially what fox is doing is taking a good lead singer away from singing so he can help them find a bad one. [ applause ] first order of business, find a new lead singer for aerosmith. he signed the contract after the -- fox agreed to give him whatever it was they used to put in paula abdul's mug and so he said yesterday. so, steven tyler takes simon's spout. randy jackson stays, and they need a famous woman on the verge

of a mental breakdown and they'll be set. courtney love, maybe? could be? this -- another coveted job slot has been filled. after supposedly telling his teammates he would retire, brett favre announced he will return for another season with minnesota. he said he's not going to quit football until everyone in america can spell his last name correctly. back at practice today. and at a press conference, he said this season, season number 20, is absolutely his last one. and this time he means it. let's take a look back now at some of brett favre's greatest retirements over the years. >> what is the significance of all of this? >> well, if it is my last game, i want to remember it. as they say, all good things must come -- come to an end. been a wonderful career. and i just -- it's time to leave. >> can you say there is

absolutely no way you will ever play another nfl game? >> i can say that. there's no way. and i feel good about it. >> i can promise you this. not that i had ever set out as a goal to play 20 years, but this -- 20 years and i'm done. >> jimmy: right. sure. [ applause ] i don't care if he stays. i welcome him to stay. he could turn out to be the only player in nfl history to have his jersey retired before he does. meanwhile, dr. laura schlessinger, you know this woman, this -- insane old bitty who is on the radio? she's quitting her radio show after a controversy last week. last week, dr. laura, who is white, took a call from a black woman who is married to a white man and during the conversation, to prove one of her points, i guess, dr. laura used the n-word repeatedly. she said it 11 times in five minutes. which is over the maximum, i guess.

and when the caller very politely objected, dr. laura said if you are that hyper sensitive about color, don't marry outside of your race. which is good, solid advice. you can read about it in her book, "stop whining and start loving." she's made herself the victim in this. she announced last night that she's not going to allow her free speech to be threatened. black comedians use the word all the time. and larry tried to explain that while it might be okay for some people to say certain things, it might not be okay for others. >> you said that, on hbo, black comics use the n-word. >> rap music. >> but jewish comments can kid jews. hit panic comments, george lopez kids hispanics all the time. gay comics kid the gay situation. it's okay. but not okay when the non-n-person uses it. >> jimmy: the non-n-person? is it -- is it non-n-person a w

person or -- h person? you know what? these kids and their emoti-cons. very big news from the world of publishing. the kardashian sisters are working on an auto biography. it's set for release around thanksgiving, to give us something to be thankful for. the book will include facts about their lives and they say words of wisdom from their late far, robert ckardashian. he would say things like, "hey, put on some underpants." "people" got a sneak peek at the book cover, and i imagine that this is what it will look like if a unicorn got drunk on cosmos and vom milted on a book. it's easy on the eyes. there's a new reality show on spike tv called "scrappers." follows scrap metal guys in

brooklyn. they have the best scrap metal in brooklyn. last night, frank, who owns one of the businesses, gave his employee darren a test to see if darren has the leadership skills frank needs to expand the scrap metal business. now, frank was being very hard on darren, and i guess he softened up. darren shared how that made him feel during a well-deserved break at hooters. >> really nice to me, you know? we have, you know, tension between us sometimes. and him being nice, i think this will change things between me and him that, we'll have a good relationship. a good working relationship, too. because he's not a bad guy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i like it. it's a good sign. looking for a guy to run your business -- and, i tell you something, you know why he drinks beer through a straw? got a little something called class. i think we found our next bachelor, by the way.

reality shows have become so popular, become such a major part of our lives they are offering reality tv summer camps for kids. when inbusiness a kid you go to camp to kayak and make fires. now, you can go to learn more about lauren conrad. headline news has a story about it. >> it's only one of the tv-themed camps available to kids this summer. love the show "glee," then sing and dance your heart out. about about camp "csi?" and for young fans of "celebrity rehab with dr. drew," there's rehab camp where kinds are assigned addictions, receive therapy and even learn how to relapse. don't worry. those are just pop rocks. >> jimmy: yeah, that's -- [ applause ] we've -- i don't want to alarm anyone, but some important health news.

there's a massive recall of now 380 million eggs. apparently we're accelerating out of control and yolking people. salmonella has made 100 people in colorado, minnesota and california sick. which, of course they make you sick. eggs come out of a chicken's butt, they're not safe to eat. the source of the problem has been traced to a farm in iowa. here's the story from nbc news. >> an iowa egg producer is recalling 228 million eggs after being linked to an outbreak of salmonella. the federal centers said eggs from wright county egg in iowa were linked to illnessness in colorado, minnesota and california. >> jimmy: there's the problem right there. there's horny ran bipt rabbits. the contaminated eggs were sold under a number of names so they have this place where all the eggs come from, they give it different brand names. if you have purchased any eggs

from these producers under these brand names, if you have purchased any of these eggs, please, remember, you could be affected. this list is also on the fda's website. if any of these brands are currently in your fridge, dispose of them immediately. especially the last ones. you know who has got to be loving this? bacon. as you might imagine, eggs are a big business. they bring in more than $5 zillion a year. the people that make up the national egg board are scrambling right now, if you will, to come up with a way to keep the sale of eggs going. >> halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means. time to stock up on eggs! introducing farm fresh throwing eggs. the eggs specifically engineered for throwing at your neighbor's house. or car. remember, throwing eggs are for throwing.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. with us tonight, from "entourage," carla gugino is here. and later, his upcoming album is called "king uncaged." it's an axe one-night only performance from new york, t.i. is with us. t.i. will be here in the studio tomorrow night as will sharon osbourne and hear music from truth and salvage company. tomorrow night, if you are in l.a., i'll be playing my bass collar net, the instrument that won me the most likely to retain his virginity into his 20s award in high school, with dicky barrett and the mighty mighty bosston bosstones. that's at the house of blues. couple of other ones i sent. oh, my cousin sal sent one from one employee to another. i regret we never slept together. jake needs some baby wipes asap.

i sent one to my cousin from my other cousin. dad has an election and we can't get it to go down. call me. this is crazy. so, anyway, i have to wrap things up and get back to the computer. you know our first guest from "stand by me," "crossing jordan at and numerous other television shows and movies of note. on friday, you will see him nude and in 3d. his new movie is called "piranha 3d." it's about piranhas in 3d. please say hello to jerry o'connell. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. you look great. you look like a man. actually -- you're a dad now, you haven't been here since you

had the twins. >> i have not been here. that's why i look like a man. i've been coloring my hair. completely gray. >> jimmy: no, not at all. i don't see any gray -- >> jimmy: you've been coloring your hair. have you really? >> nice and easy. that's my style. >> jimmy: you better get used to it. two girls whose mother is rebecca romijn. that's a problem for you. >> almost 2-year-old daughters. i don't do the months. i met a mother, she said, my child is 54 months old. i was like, okay, let me just think about that for the next five minutes. four something? four years -- i stopped with the months. they are almost two. but they're crazy, jimmy. >> jimmy: are they really crazy? >> my kids are crazy. >> jimmy: what is -- are they crazier than regular kids? >> i think so, yeah. >> jimmy: so what? >> if they don't want to go somewhere, they just immediately

have a sit-in. like, they usually do it at crosswalks. you're like, okay, you see the walking man, that means we go, krooer crossing and they'll be like -- and i'll be like, up, up, up, come on, traffic, traffic. and they're just like -- you know, this is awful to say, i know people with kids are like, my children's gifted, my children are like rather slow, actually. they're like -- they're close to 2, they still eat pebbles and, like, the first time, like, i walk them around, they see a pebble, they'll be like, ah, and i'll be like, don't eat that. and at first it was kind of cute, look at them, that's a rock, don't eat that, you crazy. you can't eat that. but they're still doing it. >> jimmy: they're eating rocks? >> they have a rock habit that they can't kick. that makes me think they're slow. >> jimmy: well, that is one of the signs. when they're eating rocks. maybe that's what's slowing them down. >> they are cute.

>> jimmy: can you tell the difference. are they identical? >> they are not identical. they are twins but they are completely different looking and i get in trouble with this because one is substantially larger than the other one and i used to call one the big one and the other the little one. big one, get over here, and one night my wife and i were watching an episode of a show "intervention." very dramatic show. it was about two twins, and they're anorexic, and it's like, one was heavier when they were younger and then she got an eating disorder and they tried to out-skinny each other and we were like -- my wife was like, i was like, never again, i'll never do it again. so, now i'm like, you possibly a little bit, tueni bigger, come over here. but they're totally different. >> jimmy: they are, huh? you get in trouble a lot, don't you? you do things -- it seems like you -- you have a lot of run-ins

as far as -- maybe are not necessarily -- >> right. >> jimmy: right on the ball when it comes to -- >> my wife is a little bit more -- she's more like, you know, if my kids are crying, we had a situation the other night that i got into a lot of trouble with. both were screaming their heads off. it happens with kids that are almost two. i won't give you the months, because i don't do that anymore. and they were -- one of them was screaming and my wife was like, don't ignore the child, ignore the behavior. and i was like, all right. you do that, and then it was like 4:00 in the morning. so as a joke, i lifted her up, i was fully aware of this, please, i don't want moms mad at me. i was like, you have to stop this. i closed the front door with her outside. i was crazy because my mother-in-law was there, and she was like, oh, my god, he's a monster! i'm calling child services. but it did sober my kid up a

little bit, like, she went from the -- to the -- >> jimmy: so you recommend that? >> i don't, i don't. i want to say, i apologize to any moms groups out there. i can see them blowing up your twitter. >> jimmy: the kids are going to have to learn that daddy is crazy. >> and by the way, i live in the suburbs, it's nice. i didn't put them out in the city. i don't live here in hollywood. >> jimmy: all you have to worry about are din gois and stuff ou there. i saw a billboard with you and jim bell lieu think and you -- >> coming out on cbs this fall. "the defenders", wednesday night at 10:00. i play a vegas attorney and so does jim and we're having a lot of fun. >> jimmy: i know a lot of vegas attorneys. none of them look like you. a couple of them look like jim. but -- do you shoot the show in vegas? >> we do, you know, a few --

it's like a few days for every few episodes we go there and it's -- it's really difficult shooting there. you just stayp all night long. i got a twitch in my eye last time because i was up for three days. i thought i was going to have to see a neurologist. >> jimmy: did you? >> no, i did not. it's crazy up there. a lot of fun. >> jimmy: tell me about "piranha 3d." i. >> got the glasses for you, man. i stole them from the theater, bro. i'm that guy. honey, i got them. go, go, go. i'm not going to recycle them. >> jimmy: i have a pair on the dashboard of my car. do i look different? >> look at your breasts, man. >> jimmy: jerry. now, you are nude in this film. thank you. that's very kind of you. you are nude in this film? >> i show frontal. i show my -- i show my -- >> jimmy: why? [ applause ] >> i show my -- >> jimmy: you do? >> i do, because i play a soft

core pornography mogul who videotapes girls at spring break and that's what this is about. "piranha 3d" is about this lake victoria and spring break and these piranhas get unleashed into the lake. >> jimmy: they do? >> somebody told me a joke. this isn't mine. i'm going to try it. there are like, jurassic. why are they? because you better get jurassic out of the water. that was not my joke. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so -- often times actors will say, you know, i'm searching -- nudity, if it's right for the film. >> right. harvey keitel in "bad lieutenants." my character, the -- i don't want to give too much away, but it is in 3d and the piranha may -- there may be some issues

with the piranha and my member -- maybe. >> jimmy: that is ridiculous. >> i don't wa want to say, we s this in arizona. the colorado river, very cool river, rushes into the lake. >> jimmy: we understand. >> it's icecaps that come -- the icecaps from the heavens above. it's like below freezing. it like dry ice. and they go into the lake. and, so, when you see me -- >> jimmy: it not real. >> it's very cold water. >> it's not like when you see me in the sauna when we're here around hollywood. >> jimmy: when we work out. >> whoa, whoa! jerry! >> jimmy: we'll keep that in mind. a little bit of a handicap there. we'll add -- >> what do you mean a little bit? whoa, whoa, whoa. >> jimmy: you get a couple of strokes. >> what do you mean by a couple -- what -- >> jimmy: here it is, "piranha 3d." take a look. it opens friday. >> come on! come on!

>> jimmy: wait a minute. now we know what happens! >> you don't know what happens. like, i could come up and be totally fine. you don't know what happens. >> jimmy: jerry o'connell, everybody. "piranha 3d" opens friday. we'll be right back with carla gugino. ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. t.i. is still to come. you know our next guest from "spy kids" "sin city" and "spin city." you can see her sunday nights at 10:30 on hbo. please say hello to carla

gugino. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. thank you for coming. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i hear this is a layover for you right now. you flew in from new york today. >> i flew in from new york today. i'm here, the best layover i could ever have. >> jimmy: thank you. >> and i am then getting in a car with your fine car service, which has a great name, by the way. do you know what they're called? >> jimmy: yes. >> randy's nice guy car service? i figure you go with the nice guys, right? who are driving me up to carmel, six hours, have my pillow and blanket, and start shooting a movie tomorrow. >> jimmy: you are from that area, right? that's your hometown. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it good to do that? >> it is actually really cool. it's so beautiful. and living up there was a

childhood dream. it was amazing. >> jimmy: we talked about your upbringing. very unusual. compared to mine, anyway, because your mom was kind of a hippie, right? is that a good way -- >> i used to describe her as a hippie, and then she didn't like it. one day, she called me, and she was like, i guess i was a hippie. we lived in a tepee, in a van, in big sur. it was a total hippie existence. i thought the connotation was cool. yes, the answer was yes, she was. >> jimmy: you had these weird parties that -- we didn't have a chance to talk about last time. every month you would have -- what was it called? >> moon parties. >> jimmy: a moon party. what is a moon party. >> every month on the full moon there's a place, this restaurant on the cliffs, and they would literally have parties for each sign. so, what's your sign? >> jimmy: scorpio.

>> so, there would be a party. under the moon. and basically everyone brings a cake. there's a table with tons of cakes. as a kid, that's awesome. and as an italian is important. and then your parents would be really, like, on some loopy situation. so, as a kid, it was awesome, because you just ran around and, like, you know, like, celebrated the moon party, which was awesome. >> jimmy: and ate cake. >> and ate cake and people mooned each other. no. >> jimmy: and you did this every month? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we had no fun in my family. you think your parents were on drugs or something at this time? >> i don't want to be saying anything on national television or anything, but -- but i hope so, at least. >> jimmy: will you be up there for a moon party this year? does your mom still do this? >> we were guests there, because this restaurant does it, this place actually does it, still. and i don't know if i'll be up there for a full moon. if i am, i'll be going to the moon party.

>> jimmy: that's got to be a good time. >> that's a crazy place. i went to school for sixth grade and people, someone came into our class in the middle of class and said anybody that lives south of carmel, get in the bus now because the roads are sliding. and literally we ran into the bus. we're driving down the highway, highway 1 is super curve. by the time we get to big sur, the hillside slid and we were stuck for two weeks. >> jimmy: two weeks? people were stoned for two weeks? >> no. i'm going back to my hometown -- >> jimmy: so, education was not necessarily the number one priority in that area. >> ivaledictorian, so -- >> jimmy: how many kids in your class? >> um -- two? >> jimmy: was it a big class? >> in carmel it was big. that was, like, sixth grade. >> jimmy: that's impressive.

now you're on "entourage." you are back on. and that's -- that must be a fun show. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: not as much fun as the moon party. >> nothing can compare to that. >> jimmy: no. you're going to be on "californication," which is a showtime show. i think they are reading into -- do you get a lot of that, people like, ooh, because everyone pretty much gets -- it's almost like "piranha 3d." >> that clip was awesome. >> jimmy: that's really an odd thing. you are cheefting on hbo. >> i feel like i'm not supposed to say it out loud. >> jimmy: they're okay with it. >> i love doing the shows so much. >> jimmy: you are still living in new york? >> yeah, bath and forth. >> jimmy: and you drive back and forth? >> no, in my van. >> jimmy: we're not paying for that. >> i know. no, i -- i actually flew. i flew in today.

it was crazy. >> jimmy: very good to see you. if you go to these moon parties, mr. you please take some -- >> video? >> jimmy: i want to see what goes on up there. and the next time you come back, we will get a moon party update. >> very good. >> jimmy: carla gugino, everybody. we'll be right back with t.i. with so many it's hard to see the difference. but this is the way his dentist chooses.

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>> jimmy: hi there. i want to thank jerry o'connell. thank carla gugino. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, sharon osbourne, truth and salvage company and t.i. will be here. playing us off the air from new york with the song "yeah you know," once again, t.i. good night.