love your heart so you can do what you love. what do you love? see how cheerios can help you do it. and finally tonight, the egg recall triggered by a nationwide salmonella outbreak was expanded to 380 million eggs today.

also today, the usda has finally two years into the obama presidency placed someone in charge of food safety. the outbreak she inherits has sickened nearly 2,000 people between may and july. three times the number in a regular year. thoroughly cook any eggs you eat. that can kill the bacteria but health officials recommend they return or throw away the eggs. you can go to abcnews.com for an updated list on the eggs. good night, america. hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a world about the greatest video game of all time. ea sports madden 11. it's simpler deeper and quick quicker than ever before. >> okay, team. it's going to be tough out there

so let's go out there and give it everything we've got. rudy, rudy rudy! >> jimmy: guillermo, who are you yelling at? >> these guys over here. >> jimmy: oh. >> peppy, pocko, this game is ours to win. three on three, but we need to win it more. we have to eat it. >> jimmy: guillermo gets excited about the three on three feature that lets you and three friends play at a time. chihuahuas can't talk and they can't play madden because they don't have hands. >> you can do anything you set your mind to. now, let's get out there and stomp these guys into the ground. let's go! come on, guys. let's go. let's go guys. let's go! let's go! are you guys coming?

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>> dicky: and now, in all probability, heersz jimre's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thajs for coming. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy. but you can call me by nigh jersey shore name dj sweetmeat. what an episode sof jersey shore tonight. instead of going out to get drunk, the gang decided to stay home and play scrabble. no, they went out and get draung, but they actually did stay home and play a game, a game called bowl of questions. they put a bunch of questions like, have you ever cheated on your girlfriend, in a bowl and they answer them and fight. things are getting dramatic in miami.

tonight, snooki's boyfriend from back home called to let her know he had sex with another girl. she was not happy about it. despite the fact that last week she seemed to have had sex with one of the men in the house. >> whatever bye, peace. [ bleep ] you. >> oh, my god. [ bleep ] that. >> did he hang up on you? >> he wants to date other girls, go ahead. guys are douche bags and i hate them all. they don't know how to deal with women, and that's why i feel the lesbian rate is going up in this country. >> jimmy: is that -- is that true uncle frank? is the lesbian rate going up in this country? >> no. >> jimmy: no, it isn't.

also tonight, ronny and sammy broke up again after he came home from the club at 6:00 in the morning and they got back together when he got sick and then the other girls in the house came up with a plan to write an anonymous letter to sammy to let her know that ronny was motorboating around the club. i don't know what that is exactly, but i have no juice in my head but as we usually do in these situations, we turn to our staff linguistics expert, that of course, is my uncle frank. >> motorboating a combination of being on the sea and land because the motor usually is on land and the car or truck because motors always aren't on boats, but motorboating is combination of land and sea. motorboating. >> jimmy: i don't know why shez rr mad at him for that. thank you, uncle frank.

now, uncle frank's ex-wife, my aunt chippy as you know is italian, is also very opinionated, we're forcing here to watch jersey shore and give us her opinion of that week's show. >> you look like little trollops. trash. garbage. >> jimmy: all right, so she has some notes for the girls. she used to say the same thing to our daughters every christmas morning when they came down the stairs. most of the nonsense that goes on on the jersey shore is fueled by alcohol. they get them drunk and they go crazy. at yale university they released research on the effect it has on humans when it comes to meatingating. >> this week in science. >> a new set of studies out of yale university shows that men

in particular do not judge beauty in the same way drunk as they do sober. >> good work now back to aids. >> jimmy: so we were right on that one. the big angry call on 2010 is getting bigger. more than 380 million eggs which i think is all of them right, who knew we were out numbered by eggs in the united states? 380 million eggs have been recalled because of concerns about salmonella. if i have said it once i have said it a million times, we have got to start teaching the chickens to start wiping front to back. the fda is saying now, don't ever eat eggs or you'll die. speaking of tainted eggs roger clemens was indicted today. he's the seven-time cy young award winner. he was indicted by a grand jury for allegedly lying to congress

about steroids in baseball. and you don't lie to congress unless you're in congress. so he could be in a lot of trouble. oh, thank you. meanwhile, in the squeaky clean and drug free world of professional football, hbo is running their -- they have a great reality show called hard knocks. every year, they follow a different nfl team through training camp. this year, they're fall oing the camp. the players in the camp are away from their families which i would imagine is difficult, particularly for antonio cromartie cromartie, who has a lot of children to remember. >> alonzo who is 5. i have cares who is 3, i have my journey which is 3, i have a daughter who just turned 3 as of yesterday. i have another son named tyler who turns 3 in december.

i have another daughter that was born october 16th named london. another daughter born who is 2 years old, and i have my newborn with my wife her name is jersey. >> all right, well that's like four or five 3-year-olds, which is -- how is that possible? did he impregnate the octooctomom? 2007 was a busy year for him. did he throw a sex grenade into a crowded nightclub. he runs a 4.4 40 but his sperm can do it in 3. i have a theory that in 100 years from now all of humanity will consist of cromarties gosselins, and octo kids. t.i. is on the show tonight. he's popular, in a movie, and he has a new album coming out, and

he has a new tv show premiering this fall on cbs, the remake of an old show with a younger, hipper, more urban twist. take a look. ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, the man was born to wear a mustache. i hope the guys back in prison are watching that. this is something, according to the hollywood reporter, when she

gets out of her court-ordered rehack lindsay lohan is going to get $1 million from ok magazine for her first interview. being a mess has become a lucrative business for lindsay lohan. i worked it out. let's say even if she goes ten more times this year that's $11 million she could earn. right? obviously, she won't get all of that, there are taxes, of course and her parents get a commission. they did help get her there. but i have to say, i cannot think of a better way to reintegrate a drug addict back into society than giving them $1 million. >> dr. laura schlessinger is quitting her radio show because she's being opressed by raidgroups.

she thought it was okay to use the n-word 11 times in five minutes. it was a strange thing to hear on am radio, and now, with dr. laura quitting sarah palin is getting involved in this. it's time for a palin pop quiz. are you ready? here you go upon hearing the news that dr. laura used the n-word 11 times in five minutes, did she a, denounce the act as racially insensitive, b, use it as an opportunity to open a discourse on race or c, tweet the words dr. laura, don't retreat, reload? yes, the answer is indeed c. so don't retreat, reload. she's like billy bass, the talking fish. what does that even mean, fill your ammo box with more n-words? sarah palin, quitters stick together. no matter how dumb that stance s

she is for it. more and more americans believe that president obama is a muslim. almost 1 in 5 of us believe this. according to the poll 43% didn't know what religion he is. only 34% correctly said he's a christian. remember during the election when all anybody could talk about was his crazy friend dr. reverend wright and house he couldn't be trusted? what happened to that? he's headed on vacation to martha's vineyard. he's staying in a house that has an unobstructed view of the ocean which happened to be pointed in the direction of mecca. i gedsuess you can understand this when he just started out and nobody knew him, but the number of people who think he's a muslim has gone up. it used to be 10%. now it's 15%. how do you prove without offending american muslims that

you're not one of them. >> when it comes to barack obama, you are not a muslim. >> yeah, yeah! >> jimmy: all right, so that's -- thets the demographic, i thing. it's thursday night and time for our weekly laely tribute to the fcc where we bleep things whether they need it or not. this week in unnecessary censorship. >> we have had good conversations. man, they can't be sitting over here [ bleep ]ing each other and be happy. i know that. >> you took my, girl, don't make me [ bleep ] you on national television. >> what's all the [ bleep ]ing about. >> today in malibu it's 58 degrees. >> why don't you show us how classy you are. >> you [ bleep ].

>> they're supposed to be on their mother's back and they're running through the forest so they're stuck on an inanimate object and they're [ bleep ] [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> i just want to say we worked so hard for this and we don't do flips or tricks. we [ bleep ] that's it. >> ronnie belliard all smiles. look at his first start of the series glrb the latest here in beverly hills. come join us at 5:30 where where hope to have a taste of your [ bleep ]. >> on the show tonight, t.i. is here music from truth and salvage company, and we'll be right back with sharon osbourne so stick around.

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fc >> jimmy: hi. we're back. thank you for joining us. with us tonight, rapper actor, starting next week, you can see

him in "takers," t.i. is here. and music from their first self titled album, truth and salvage company will be here from the bud light stage. our first guest tonight is the matriarch of darkness who revolutionized reality television. you can see her now as judge on the questionably titled “america's got talent,” which airs tuesdays and wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. please say hello to sharon osbourne. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look great. i like this. i think ozzy would love this outfit. i bet he might wear this outfit to be honest with you. >> we share. >> jimmy: yeah? >> sure we do. >> jimmy: ozzfest 14 just got

started, right? >> right. >> that's a show you put on you produce and put together. you pick the bands and tour across the country. do you go to many of them in. >> tonight, i'm leaving after the show and ozzy is doing philadelphia saturday, sunday he's doing hartford so yeah i go out whoever i can. >> jimmy: when you go to the shows, do you watch ozzy and play close attention, or are you sick of it because you have seen it so many times? >> i never get sick of it never. no. >> jimmy: you're excited. >> sure, the greatest thing in the world for him is to go out there and the audience, you know, love him. and i feel good for him when i see that. so i want to be there and share that. >> jimmy: i like that. but the other bands, are they like, different when you're there compared to -- well i guess you wouldn't know. do you feel like people are on their best behavior when you

come. >> it's weird because the older i get, the more respect i get. motry crew is on the road with us right now. the last time they wur with ozzy, it was 25 years ago. then, they were crazy. it was like hell for me. >> jimmy: what did they do that bothered you specifically? >> they got my husband arrested like three times. they kidnapped them. he was with them when he snorted a row of ants. what didn't they do to him? what didn't they do to him? i'm not saying he didn't want to do it, but he had, you know all the encouragement. >> jimmy: they weren't a great influence. >> now, they have families and they're all grown up. >> jimmy: have they settled down? >> no. >> jimmy: is there a young band on thundershower that is now getting them to do terrible things and snort ants and get arrested, et cetera? >> i think they do that themselves.

didn't vince just get arrested for drunk driving. >> jimmy: everybody is driving around drunk in hollywood. speaking of driving, i think the last time you were here together, your talking about, he was getting his driver's liceants his first driver's license. >> he got it. >> jimmy: he's got it. >> he did. >> jimmy: is that good? >> i was like so happy for him. he's so happy. he goes out now and he buys all these car magazines. >> jimmy: really? >> yes he's getting all these car magazines and buying himself silly cars and driving gloves and like he's like a real professional driver now. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: is he buying race cars? >> he bought one flash something or other that i don't know a ferrari, california and a jag and this. some big audi so he's now a car man, and mehe never was ever. >> jimmy: he had never driven at

all, right? >> he had never cared about cars. >> jimmy: will you drive with him and allow the children to drive with him? >> driving with him, i get a bad neck because he's got a lead foot. he's like, is it a problem. i'm like no darling, it's really fine. i'm enjoying this all the way to palm springs. i'm loving it. i felt like i was on a horse. >> jimmy: that's got to be something to see. ozzy driving around. i can't imagine it. i like the addition of the gloves. >> i think that people point him out when they see him going down a freeway and they all avoid him. whoa. >> jimmy: probably not a bad idea in general. >> for a couple more months at least. >> jimmy: so ozzy is on the road now, and you're still working. you're doing "america's got talent" right now. do you miss david hasselhoff? >> of course you do. he's such a character. >> jimmy: i don't. i'm asking if you do.

i haven't had enough of a relationship to feel like i miss him. >> he's a good guy. he's a really good guy. i miss him. >> jimmy: you're not like oh, boy. this guy is out of his mind. i can't deal with him? i guess you have a lot of tolerance. >> let me tell you something, in david's defense, he never turned up drunk. he was always with it when he did the show. >> jimmy: right. >> and my thing is hey, whatever you do in your own time, god bless. he can snort, sniff, shoot, as long as he comes to work straight, which he did. >> jimmy: did you see the whole roast of david hasselhoff? it was -- it was -- >> why do people do those roasts? why, why, why would anybody just be totally humiliated? i mean it's like you must -- he must be into s & m or

something. into fists and all of that because he was abused. he was totally abused. >> jimmy: that's how those go. you abused him, too, as i recall. >> i did not. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> i only asked him if he pitted himself on a plane again. >> jimmy: my favorite part i thing, is when they showed highlights from his career, and in the highlights you see baywatch, night rider, and then you see him rolling around on the floor with a hamburger in his mouth. >> see that's mean because that was in his private life. we have all been pissed on the floor, all done crap we didn't want people to see, but this poor guy, somebody is there with the camera. >> jimmy: his kids. >> david doesn't even know it's happening. it's all over the world. >> jimmy: in a way, you pioneer pioneered the way of putting a camera on your family and putting them on television.

in a way, you may be responsible for that video. you're responsible for a lot of bad things in the united states as far as television goes. for i think i am. >> jimmy: because your show is so successful. >> and they're so crap these reality shows now. they just get worse and worse and worse. >> jimmy: and the thing is now, they don't even bother, you guys, it was like oh, wow, this is ozzy osbourne and his family and life and we get to see what is going on with this person who we have loved and is talented and is a character. now it's just like there are women getting out of prison. we're going to put them in a house together and watch them. >> yeah, that's it. or there's a bunch of kids that love to party. let's watch them. >> jimmy: yeah. like the jersey shore. do you watch that? >> [ bleep ] no. why would anybody watch that that's an adult? we have all done t we have all seen it, we have all been there. >> i haven't been there. >> why would an adult watch

jersey shore. >> jimmy: i ask myself that question all the time. >> and they get paid for it so god bless them. >> jimmy: they're getting paid and i'm sure they're investing that money wisely. >> very very wisely. >> jimmy: you have a new television show coming utin a couple months. it's a talk show. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's called the talk. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it's a panel show. you and who else on the show with you? you don't know do you? >> i do. julie chen okay. sara gilbert, who i love. >> jimmy: she's funny. leah remini holly robinson peete, and me. >> jimmy: aren't you missing one other person? >> yes, but i can't remember her name. >> jimmy: she'll love that. >> i know and i'm going to see her on tuesday. i do know her name. >> jimmy: what is it? >> marissa. thank you. >> jimmy: what's wrong with you

guys. we could have kept this going forever. >> she's lovely. >> jimmy: she's been here before. is it going to be like "the view" basically. is that the plan? >> [ bleep ] no. >> how is it different? you have all these women on the stage i would assume talking about things. >> we're very different women. we have different opinions and we're not miserable and dry. >> jimmy: really? wow. uh-oh. >> uh-oh. >> jimmy: you don't want to clash with barb withdraw. this is going to be great. are you going head to head with the view? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: you don't even care do you? >> honestly i don't. it's totally different. like ozzy said to me when i eventually told him i was doing the show, he said tell me what that's about. he said, you know there's a show called "the view" don't you? i said, i know.

he said, why would they want you when there's the view. i said there's a lot of late night show said too, where guys sit behind a desk. he said all right, then. i think ours will be edgier and more real and not so trying to be politically correct and like you have a stick up your [ bleep ] and you're all dry. >> jimmy: you have to get that on a poseter. >> no sticks up my ass. >> jimmy: who is your least favorite member of the view? >> the least, oh, that little blond idiot. >> jimmy: there you go. >> you know what she needs? she needs a good stomping by a football king. she needs to get humor there. it's like lighten up. >> jimmy: sharon osbourne. “america's got talent” airs tuesdays and wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. on nbc.

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>> jimmy: that is not a gun, sharon. it's all natural. >> he's happy to see me. >> jimmy: last night, we broadcast your concert from new york. that was the first time you have done a concert in a while. >> my first show back off my hiatus. >> jimmy: your time at camp. >> yeah, yeah. in school. in college. >> jimmy: how was that. first, you went in for, you bought some machine guns from a federal agent. which i didn't even know was illegal. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: if you're going to buy it, buy it from a federal agent. >> i guess i didn't know it was illegal neither. i know now, though. >> jimmy: it turned out to be illegal. where were you in prison? >> arkansas, ford city arkansas. the armpit of america. >> jimmy: is it really? and so you had a good time there, i guess. >> i guess, we made the best of

a bad situation. >> jimmy: was it really bad? there are different levels of prison, i gsz. i have not done much time myself. >> you don't say? i couldn't tell? >> jimmy: i'm saving that for my old age, but how bad was it? do you have contact with the outside world? >> phone calls, e-mails now. >> jimmy: i heard obama outlawed that? >> one thing about it when you leave, so does the frame of mind. i don't know. that would be terrible. for those who must do time. >> jimmy: did you make friends there? friends? >> jimmy: like for the rest of your life? >> i made some real cool cats and people i wouldn't mind, you know, seeing when they get home. but friends, that's a stretch. >> jimmy: when you're in there and you're a famous guy and you get a lot of this in general, people saying hey, listen to my tape, that kind of thing.

do you get guys angling for jobs? >> the first two or three weeks, maybe. i got my message across real real clear and quick. >> jimmy: what did you do? >> i'm not here to help you, dog. i mean how can i help you? i'm in here with you, doing my time like you're doing yours? >> jimmy: and that works? >> after so long. >> jimmy: what i would do to avoid getting sexually assaulted is promise every jobs when we got out and then move to mexico or something. but that's not your strategy. i heard you were teaching. >> yeah, i taught a class. >> jimmy: in what? >> it's called self-enrichment. i noticed that so many cats that i was around were kind of liej you know when i get out, i don't know what i'm going to do. i don't want to get back to hustling, but i don't know what else to do. so i got with the warden and the powers that be and they allowed

me to do a class basically just trying to change criminals' ways of thinking. >> jimmy: did you have tests and grades? >> yeah, it was more so an open conversation, and just comparing points of perception and how you look at things in life that -- my main thing was to tell them to get something you have never had, you must be willing to do something you have never done. so you know. >> jimmy: i don't know. i just pay for things with a credit card. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: that's my strategy but you work a lot. it's amazing you were able to come right out with a movie that you not only act in but produced? >> i'm blessed. you know, i appreciate the opportunity. >> jimmy: did you work on the stuff while you were in there? >> no i actually that was in the can. we did that in '08.

>> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> they just chose to hold on on the release so i could be at the market and promote it. >> jimmy: that's impressive when a whole movie company will wait around until you get out of prison. >> you're right. you're right. i never looked at it that way. >> jimmy: please t.i. good behavior, good behavior. you have a lot of guest stars on the new album with you. and you have a lion on the cover. do you own that lion? >> no, he's not mine. he's not mine. >> jimmy: do you have any dangerous animals? >> i have a 6-year-old son. he's a dangerous animal. >> jimmy: that's as dangerous as it gets. kanye west is on the album? >> kanye, my artist young dro, the dream, right now, i'm in the narrowing down process. i have reportcorded like 105 songs since december. >> jimmy: what?

>> 105 songs since december. now i have to consolidate and focus. >> jimmy: you want me to help you with that? >> could you, please. >> jimmy: this one is bumping, this one -- what do they say these days? >> sucks. >> some things never get old. i welcome all your criticism and comments. >> jimmy: believe me i'll be very complimentary through the whole thing. for god's sax, you were in prison. congratulations on all this. i'm glad you're -- everything went well for you. and in a way, it's a weird thing, but it actually has probable been helpful for your career. you should go in every few years. >> no, no. i think my career would be all right, just fine without it. but you know through all adversity comes triumph. and i was just -- i was determined to turn a negative

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album, truth and salvage company here with the song "pure mountain angel," truth and salvage company. ♪ the boy he was a drifter a pure mountain angel and the life that he was living ♪ ♪ was harder than hell and the song that he was singing made you feel ♪ ♪ like a stranger way back in the holler the old folks are home singing ♪ ♪ hidey hay let the walls tumble in won't you take me back sallie i'll sing it again ♪

the boy he was a drifter a farmer and a singer ♪ ♪ he had stories to tell but he kept them to himself cause he knew that nobody would understand the anger ♪ ♪ he has for this living of concrete and wealth singing hidey hay ♪ ♪ let the walls tumble in won't you take me back sallie i'll sing it again singing hidey hey ♪ ♪ let the walls tumble in won't you take me back south i'll sing it again

he can hear the ♪ ♪ thunder start soft like a whisper then shatter the mountain side ♪ ♪ the sky was black as winter trees began to splinter wind scattered ♪ ♪ them far and wide he'll make it back home alive he'll make it back ♪ ♪ home alive he'll make it back home alive he'll make it back ♪ ♪ home alive hidey hay let the walls tumble in

won't you take ♪ ♪ me back south i'll sing it again sing hidey hay let the walls tumble in ♪ ♪ won't you take me back south i'll sing it again sing hidey hay ♪ ♪ let the walls tumble in won't you take me back south i'll sing it again sing hidey hay ♪ ♪ let the walls tumble in won't you take me back south i'll sing it again sing won't you take ♪ ♪ me back south i'll sing it again sing won't you take me back south i'll sing it again ♪

♪ the boy he was a drifter a pure mountain angel ♪ south of laredo, there's a place... so hot, rattlesnakes combust. ♪ ♪ but we go, cause ya gotta eat bold. [ male announcer ] subway fiery footlong subs. the bold-acious new turkey jalapeño melt and buffalo chicken. subway. eat bold!