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finally this evening, they fancy themselves a latter day bonnie and clyde. fancy themselves a latter day bonnie and clyde. unlike their famous namesakes, john mccluskky and casslyn welch didn't go down in bullets. they were arrested in a camp site after a suspicious forest ranger tipped off cops. they ended a man hunt from montana to arkansas that lasted just short of three weeks. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. tonight, from "scott pilgrim versus the world," jason schwartzman. we'll have music from joanna newsom. and a young man that caught my eye doing cooking segments like these. >> we're making a grilled vegetable mozzarella pizza.

we're going to get a great salad on top. >> these have bananas? >> they do have bananas. >> hidden inside. >> that's exactly right. >> take a bite, i have toppings here, my favorite summer berries and mixed nuts. >> jimmy: yum indeed. his name is reed alexander. he claims to be 15. i don't know about that. we're going to make meatballs and more importantly, find out where he gets his pep. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes. [ instrumental music ]

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and music from joanna newsom. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you for being here. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. thanks for all you've done for me and for my family, too. i'm jimmy, i'll be your angry flight attendant this evening. a lot of people are talking about steven slater the now former jetblue flight attendant who lost his nut after an altercation with a passenger. he cursed her out over the pa system. he grabbed two beers, slid down the emergency escape slide.

which might be the greatest resignation ever. it's -- [ applause ] it's -- he's so good at quitting they're thinking about making him the next governor of alaska. they put him -- [ applause ] they put him in jail, which it could be the first time in history anyone has ever been sent to jail for going down an inflatable slide. he spent the night. he went in as a flight attendant, he came out a hero to millions of people who hate their jobs. >> tell me about what you think about the support you've gotten? >> it's been very, very appreciated and it seems like something here has resonated with people and that's kind of neat. >> are you going to lose your job? >> more than likely. is this my ride? >> do you care about that anymore? >> no. >> jimmy: no. they do have a judge spot open on "american idol." simon needs to be replaced. or actually, you know, he'd be a

good judge on "project runway." he has experience on the runway. he was co-chairman of the jetblue uniform redesign committee, so, look out, heidi klum. you're going down the inflatable slide of unemployment yourself. he didn't talk much. and he seemed pretty freaked out by all the media attention. >> you don't have any record, you're not a criminal. how does it feel? >> jimmy: look at this. that might be the slowest running i've ever seen in my life. taking them 30 steps to go four feet. i am not a fast person. i run faster than that under water. jetblue, they have to figure out a way to bring him back, right? even if you're not traveling anywhere, you would buy a ticket just to meet him. he could be a roving ambassador

of crazy on the plane. there's a new station in taiwan that animates american news stories. they don't worry too much about the facts or the language or anything like that. but they wasted no time putting together this nonsensical coverage of what they believe happened on jetblue flight 1052. [ speaking foreign language ] [ speaking foreign language ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't nope what that has to do with anything, but -- these chinese people must think we're out of our minds.

all of taiwan's news comes from the sims. big news for flight attendants in mexico. the mexican supreme court, did you know mexico has a supreme court? taco bell has a supreme burrito. i did not know about the court, though. they ruled tuesday that all mexican states must recognize same sex marriages registered in mexico city. the court ruled that homosexuals, or as they are known in spanish, hombre-sexuals -- must be recognize recognized as married even if the state they live in doesn't recognize same-sex marriage. >> woo, yeah! >> jimmy: well, that's -- are you planning on getting mexican gay married, guillermo? >> no, my chihuahuas are. >> jimmy: they are? well -- hold on a minute. where you are going? >> woo, yes! >> jimmy: he's faster than steven slater is. he's not particularly fast.

>> come on, guys. it's legal. let's do it! >> jimmy: aw. >> pepe. do you promise to love paco for the rest of your days? okay. paco, do you promise to love pepe and also hump his leg for the rest of your days? okay. by the power vested in me and jose cuervo, i pronounce you husband and husband. now kiss the husband. come on. come on. ♪ >> jimmy: well, isn't that -- beautiful ceremony we had there. thank you. that's -- that is something. cleto's teared up. so, men can now marry each other in mexico. but they still can't honeymoon in arizona. we're working on that.

oh, they can? in less heartwarming pet related news, a man in buffalo was arrested on sunday for preparing to eat his cat. >> the spca and area cat lovers are horrified tonight as a man's suspected behavior. police say he was planning to make a meal of his pet cat. gary korkuc was arrested on one count of cruelty to animals. he was covered in salt, a few different kinds of peppers, hot pepper. >> reporter: the allegations came as a shock to willie jones, a neighbor. >> terrible. >> reporter: his friend's david white eagle was also stunned. >> whoa. >> jimmy: whoa indeed. hello, david white eagle. i think i'm going to need to meet david white eagle. bring him to me immediately. dr. dre is working on a new album. the doctor told "vibe" he's

working on an instrrmeumental am about the planets. he says he's been studying the planets and learning the personalities of each one. which i'm pretty sure is just a way of saying i've been getting high for the last two years. this is funny this is from "the today show." natalie sat down with brian and jenny, who star in a reality show called "raising sextuplets." and you can see that it is just a little taste of hell. >> this morning, getting a little busy here. we first met brian and jenny more than three years ago. i feel like i'm in my own reality show. >> you didn't know you were the new cast member? >> hey. don't hit her. >> i know you've had your challenges. are you enjoying the show? this is your last season doing it, right? thursday nights, season two, 10:00. how is it now? you've had some -- major changes. >> hey, hey. no. >> take two more, if you want. >> they're beautiful children.

>> jimmy: yeah, that's -- a through g. they're beautiful. now double that, add two kids, subtract a husband, that's what it's like to be the octo-mom. forget teaching teens abstinence. show them that video and i think you have it covered. this is fascinating. yesterday, tmz posted this photograph of lebron james holding hands in prayer with a rabbi. now it makes sense. he went to miami to become jewish. get the garden shears, we've got a serious circumcision on our hands here, folks. the rabbi -- [ applause ] rabbi pinto speaks only hebrew, which had to be hilarious with lebron because i'm sure lebron only doesn't speak hebrew. apparently he's a high paid consultant when it comes to business matters. at one time, i actually consulted with the rabbi myself.

yeah, yeah, that's true. are you done? yeah. i think you're right. thanks, man. shalom. it turned out he was right. [ applause ] i don't know what that was, either. i really don't. president obama yesterday signed a bill that makes it illegal for prisoners to use cell phones. i didn't know prisoners were allowed to use cell phones. that wasn't in "oz." when did that happen. taking the cell phone away -- that's how you punish a teenager for failing geometry, not a murderer. but i wonder how many bars they get behind bars, because -- if they get better service than i do, i'm going on a killing spree.

and one other thing, that jetblue flight attendant wasn't the only quitting story going around. there was a photo series, supposedly taken by a girl named jenny. let's go through this. there's jenny. she's happy monday, everybody. she sent this to her office. i quit. i've learned a lot these past two years. and i'm going to miss all of you. except one. i'm looking at you, spencer. being your assistant's been a special hell. i put up with your temper. and your bad breath. because i wanted to be a broker. on friday, i transferred you a call, i was about to hang up, when i heard you call me a hopa. hopa? and then something. hot piece of ass is hopa. is that really all you thought of me? did you ever wonder why everyone in the office called the trash a garbage dispencer?

office morale is down since you installed the office snitch to monitor the time we spent online. so i wondered, how does spencer spend his time online? you gave me all the codes, after all. four hours a week on scottrade. 5.3 on tech crunch, and drum roll, 19.7 hours a week playing farmville. wow. so this hopa's moving on, though i don't have another job, something tells me i'll be just fine. and that's that. well -- well, i got to -- funny. unfortunately, it turned out not to be real. it was a hoax. perpetrated by the guys on a website. jenny is actually an actress, but it was very funny. well executed. i like that, so, anyway, happy wednesday, everybody.

i quit, i've learned a lot over these past seven years and -- what is this? courtney, what is -- what is going on? being your cue card girl has been a special hell. i put up with your temper. and the way you sniff your dental floss. and grease stains on my cards. the other day i overheard you calling me a cch. cue card hore. really, is that all you thought of me? you fat pig. i didn't say whore. i said cue card holder. in fact, whore doesn't even start with an h, it starts with a w. well, now what am i supposed to say? well, hold on a second. oh, all right. here we go. on the show tonight, reed alexander is here. we have music from joanna newsom. and we'll be right back with jason schwartzman, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight on the show, a young man best known for his role on "icarly." tonight, he's here with a little cooking demonstration as part of his one-boy crusade to get kids to eat healthy. reed alexander is here. you're gonna like this kid. or at least i'm going to. a bit later, a lovely young lady who makes beautiful music on a harp. this is her new album, "have one on me." joanna newsom from the bud light stage.

joanna will have a live show at carnegie hall on tuesday the 23rd of november, so go see her. tomorrow night, sylvester stallone, levi johnston and buckcherry. watch that. i should announce, dicky barrett and his band, the mighty mighty bosstones are touring the united states of america this month, starting august 19th here at the house of blues and then they're stopping in washington, d.c., allentown, pennsylvania, philadelphia, new york city, buffalo, detroit and milwaukee on august 28th. dicky barrett, everybody. go see him. sings like an angel. our first guest tonight is one of my favorite young men. you know him from "rushmore," "funny people," and his hbo series "bored to death." but most importantly, his mother is "yo adrian," mrs. rocky balboa, and none of ours is. you can see him starting friday in the new comic comedy "scott pilgrim versus the world." please welcome jason schwartzman. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how is everything? >> fantastic. >> jimmy: good. you -- [ applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: you are -- >> thank you very much. thank you, guys. >> jimmy: you are a young man, and -- >> hi. i love you. >> jimmy: all right, calm down. >> i really do love you. you're beautiful. hi. >> jimmy: you are a young guy. were you alive yet for the rocky movies? >> um -- not the first couple. but by the time they got to "rocky three" and on, my mom didn't bring me around the set. i went one time on the set of "rocky five." >> jimmy: that was the best one. >> that was the one she brought me to, but i did talk to sylvester stallone once on the phone.

it's cool that he's coming tomorrow night. >> jimmy: he will be here tomorrow night. >> i talked to him once on the phone. he called my house. and when i was about 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, all those years, i was -- i would answer the phone, i was cocky, and i would answer the phone and try to throw people off. it's not, like, very funny, i mean, you guys, this, funny, me, not funny, at that time. i pick up the phone, and i would say different things. so, the phone rings one day, i pick it up. talk to me. and there's this long pause on the phone and i hear, well, what should i say? and then i said, i said, who is this, baby? and then this voice says, it's sylvester stallone. is talia there. and i was like -- ahh! i started shaking like -- hold on, please, yes, thank you, hi. i ran into my mom. sylvester stallone is on the phone. and reminded me the scene in ferris bueller where she's like, ferris bueller is on line two!

i like lost my mind. that's the only interaction i've had with sly. not many people -- >> jimmy: i'm distracted by what appears to be a cheeto on your suit. is that -- that is a cheeto, isn't it? >> well, it's a piece of art. it's a replica of a cheeto that i bought in toronto. it's a cheeto pin. >> jimmy: how much was that? >> canadian or u.s.? >> jimmy: canadian. >> 20. >> jimmy: $20,000? >> yeah. and, anyway, i bought this pin. now, to me, it seems like -- it seems -- yeah. there. to me it seems -- to me, this cheeto -- this thing screams cheeto pin, not real cheeto. i was going through security check and i wore it through the thing, and this gentleman, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there, buddy. oh, my god, what?

and he goes, i don't mean to intrude, partner, but i think you got a hanger on there. and i was like, oh, this is just a cheeto pin. and he goes, a what? a pin, it's not a real thing. and he goes, oh, my god. kyle, ricky, come here. and i got all these security people around me staring at it. and the guy, my guy loved it. look at this thing, a replica. and everyone comes over and goes, "stupid." and then walk away, so, that's the story of my pin. >> jimmy: they don't know fashion, the security people. >> no, they don't. >> jimmy: not in atlanta. >> i love it, and i'll give you one. i have -- i got one. >> jimmy: i like it a lot. now, what -- is this real, what you are wearing on your upper lip here? >> yes, this is real. >> jimmy: or is that also a pin? >> no, this is real. this is several pins. >> jimmy: you did not have that the last time you were here. >> no, i didn't. i now have this mustache and the reason i have this mustache is, when i was young, my father had a mustache.

and all the photos of me as a baby, he had this mustache and growing up, it embarrassed me. i would show my friends, look at my father's mustache. how terrible is that? now, i'm expecting a child in december. >> jimmy: congratulations. with your wife, i hope. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: even better. that's the way to go. >> it these way to do it. it's -- you know, 2010, that's the way to do it. anyway, so, i decided to grow this mustache so that when we take photos, now, my wife and i take photos, my boy or girl watches this show, they'll be embarrassed. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> so, i am thinking of ways to embarrass my unborn child. >> jimmy: planning ahead. i like that. >> yes, yes. yeah. and, hold on, excuse me. >> jimmy: that's a good way to do it. >> yeah. i grew this just so i could have a comb. >> jimmy: you have a lot of wonderful stuff. >> other ways i'm thinking about

embarrassing -- my bedroom was just underneath my father's room and sound would travel up through the walls and he could always hear me if i was up too late or something. now, if i was making too much noise, my father would walk down into my bedroom in a red terry cloth robe and he was hairy. and he had -- the robe would be wide open and he would have the thing open like that and he would be wearing red tighty whiteys and he would open the door and just stare at me like a lion, like this. and then he would walk away. i learned my lesson, i would never do it again. now, i am not a lion. >> jimmy: no? >> i'm more of a squirrel. and i don't want to pull off the red terry cloth, i can't pull it off. so i've been thinking of ways to embarrass the kid, if they have friends over, making noise. so, i'm going to wear a silk kimono, nothing else, cheetah

print speedo. and i'm going to hold a paper airplane, break through the door, walk in and go, quiet! your mother and i are trying something in the other room. and then i'm going to close the door. and then i'm going to listen. then i want to listen, because ultimately, like, you laugh, you guys laugh, thank you for laughing, and hopefully i'll get my kid to laugh and i'll teach him through laughter because --. >> jimmy: that won't work at all. >> really? >> jimmy: you nope, the thing is, you think you can joke around with the kids and then they'll, you know, oh, dad, and then -- but it just means they just don't listen. you might want to go with the angry lion. >> okay, i will. >> jimmy: stick with the lion. go in like a lion, out like a lion. >> okay, i'll be a lion. >> jimmy: we should talk about the movie. because you are in it and that is why you are here. you are part of "scott pilgrim versus the world."

you're part of the world. michael cera fights you. this is your first real action movie. >> yes, on camera, yes. >> jimmy: and you're a villain in this movie, too, which is unusual for you. >> yeah. i play a villain. basically, michael cera is a young man in a band and he falls in love with this girl, but in order to keep her in his life, he has to defeat her seven evil exes. i play the final evil ex. a possessive, terrible person. when it came time to prepare for the role of this villain, you know, i'm not classically trained, so i got to use whatever is available to me. i know the method, i've heard of the method, daniel day lewis, et cetera. i thought about this character, and my guy wants his ex-girlfriend back, he wants her back. and he wants to possess her and own her. i was thinking, how am i going to feel that way on set? thinking about it, thinking about it, and i thought, maybe

my character wears his ex-girlfriend's underwear. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i called -- not many people know this. this is the first time i'm talking about this. >> jimmy: this is good for the kids to see, too. >> oh, man. so i asked the wardrobe lady to get me red silk panties. which she did. and one day i was doing an action scene because there's a ton of action. and i have to kick michael cera. he's tall. little out of my range for this high kick for his face but i try. amazing kick. i go up with the leg and my pants just split and everyone kind of gasps and i reach back and i feel nothing. i mean, like, my pants ripped off my body, like, incredible hulk style. and, do you mind if i stand up? >> jimmy: go crazy. >> they ripped off and everyone is laughing and i stop and i cover like this and like this and i'm backing away, afraid of everyone and judgment and i don't know what to say, i'm

thinking, i say the worst thing possible, which is, i'm wearing red silk panties, and then i -- and then i ran. and then i ran. then i ran to my trailer. i ran to my trailer, and i shut the door, so afraid. but i knew we had to work, so, i took the little pieces off that was left of my pants and put on new fresh panties and a new pair of pants and i walked back, and on that way to the set, i was really worried. what are these people going to think of me? i respect these people. they're going to judge me, you know. i walk into the room, worried. and no one makes eye contact with me. no one says anything. in fact, it's almost like they are kind of in denial. but they're being really nice about it. they're canadian, as well, they are kind. but days go by without anyone mentioning this. and i'm freaking out.

and then it kind of dawns on me, maybe this was and always will be respect. >> jimmy: no, i don't think that is what it was. i think it was something else altogether. >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. >> they respect me. >> jimmy: we should show the clip. this is when you lose your pants? >> you're going to see not my pants actually ripping. that didn't make it in the mo e movie. so, here's me putting the henchmen on michael and our fight is about to again. >> jimmy: and wearing panties. >> roll it, papa. i think this deserves a song. kimberly! >> one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. jason schwartzman. "scott pilgrim versus the world" opens friday. we'll be right back with reed alexander. thank you, jason. ♪

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it into a lab because i needed to come up with ways to really enjoy healthy food when i was overweight and lacking energy. so that's what i have done, and i'm so excited to show you some recipes. >> jimmy: you are 47 years old, aren't you? >> thank you. >> jimmy: i would love to see your recipes here. tell us what we're going to make. >> this is an awesome and healthy italian meal. start with the entree. turkey meatballs, fresh sauce, whole grain pasta and you're good to go. about a tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil in this pan. already nice and hot. saute some shallot, three medium ones, along with a clove of garlic. >> he's 15. >> stir that for me, please. >> jimmy: what should jason do? >> if you want to help me with the herbs -- >> what do you want? >> i'm going to add the next ingredient. yes, absolutely. nice and smoky and sizzling. >> right in? >> go ahead. >> basil, really fresh, delicious.

break those up with the side of the spoon. that would be great. i'm also going to add sea salt. pepper. >> jimmy: don't put that in. i sneezed in that. >> it amends flavor. half a cup of cherry tomatoes. >> that's unusual. to put that -- >> i know. we're going to let that simmer, reduce, it is smelling and looking great. this is the perfect time to move onto the meatballs. >> jimmy: all right, let's do that. >> let's do it. i have a pound of lean ground turkey meat. i'm using turkey because it's lighter, but it's a little drier and not too flavorful. >> jason doesn't eat meat, though. >> it's okay. >> there are other things that taste just as good. >> i know. >> jimmy: can we eat this raw -- >> purell up it up first. >> don't put that in the meat? oh, i see. >> that comes later.

>> jimmy: okay. >> bread crumbs, crispier, crunchier. i like the whole wheat. i have some cheese. if you guys add these in, that would be awesome. >> jimmy: all of them? >> go right ahead. egg whites to bind it instead of yolks. extra cholesterol, you don't need it. >> jimmy: you used to be fat? >> yes, you could put it that way. >> jimmy: all right. but now you're not because of this healthy eating, right? >> yeah. thank you. >> you do look great. >> thank you so much. thanks a lot. >> jimmy: you're welcome. >> we have to add our secret ingredient, so excited about this. ready, set, go. grated zucchini. >> that's not a secret. i know what a zucchini is. [ applause ] >> not too exciting. not unveiling a cross between eight different vegetables. >> jimmy: thank you. >> we're just going to grate this until it's really fine. you need a half a cup. 95% water in its content.

it's going to add moisture. crunchy, yummy. delicious. >> jimmy: never had it raw before. you just ate the end that's not edible. >> i know. >> roll up our sleeves, get in here and get to work. mix this meat together. >> jimmy: all right. >> i'll just be over here. >> jimmy: this is beautiful. you're really mixing your meat very well. >> thank you. i'm going to sling it at someone. >> jimmy: let's go to the prepared stuff here. we don't have a ton of time left. >> absolutely. so, we have the sauce. >> jimmy: that looks nice. >> thanks so much. so, what you do, once you form the meatballs, we're going to slide them into a broiler, eight to ten minutes -- >> jimmy: what's a normal portion for a human? >> i like to eat three or four. i find that really filling. >> jimmy: if they are healthy, the more you eat, the healthier you are? >> yes, 14 equals 1. exactly. >> jimmy: right, thank you. >> it works that way, too.

the sauce is simmered. jimmy, if you add in these -- >> jimmy: the sauce is good. >> thank you so much. the key is to add the other half of the tomatoes. >> jimmy: i have never been thanked this much in my life. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: you're welcome. all right, so we throw them in there. and then we have it, right? >> yes, we do. it's all done. this is the finished product. really yummy. >> jimmy: that does look good. reed, tell everyone what your website is. >> kewlbites.com. >> jimmy: kewlbites.com. there you go. reed alexander. thank you, reed. we'll be right back with joanna newsom. [ male announcer ] you've reached a stage where you're comfortable with who you are. shouldn't your skin be just as comfortable?

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>> jimmy: this is her new album. it's called "have one on me." here with the song "you and me, bess," joanna newsom! ♪ we picked our way down to the beach watching the waves dragging out of our reach ♪ ♪ tangling tails like a sodden sheet dangling entrails from the

gut of the sea ♪ ♪ hoarding our meals alfalfa and rolls trying not to catch the cold eyes of the gulls ♪ ♪ i hope mother nature has not overheard though she doles out hurt like a puking bird ♪ ♪ we stayed for the winter no one told us about the laws of the land i hold my own ♪ ♪ but you with your hunger you

on the other hand make yourself known ♪ ♪ and when we were found i know we both grieved my heart made the sound of snow falling from eaves ♪ ♪ you and me bess we were as thick as thieves so i swore nonetheless up and down, it was only me ♪ ♪ so they took me away and after some time studying my case must have made ♪ ♪ up their minds by the time you

realized i was dying it must have been too late ♪ ♪ i believe you were not lying ♪ it is the day i wake with my ears cocked up like a gun like every day, of course ♪ ♪ yanked by my wrists to the sugar-front courtyard now tell me what have i done it seems i have ♪ ♪ stolen a horse i step to the gallows who do you think that you are arching your hooves ♪ ♪ like a crane in the shallow

gutter that lines the boulevards ♪ ♪ crowded with folks who just stare as i hang it's all the same ♪ ♪ kindness comes over me what was your name it makes no difference i'm glad that you came ♪ ♪ forever, i'll listen to your glad neighing ♪ ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪

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