and finally tonight, some election results. polls have closed in florida and former state house speaker and tea party favorite marco rube owe has won the republican nomination for senate, while kendrick meek will be the democratic nominee for senate, despite being outspent by a 5 to 1 ration owe by jeff greene.

this sets up a three-way battle between meek, rube owe and charlie crist, running as an independent. and senator john mccain withstood the fierce challenge from j.d. hayworth in the battle for the republican nomination for senate. he had to shift several of his policy positions in order to appear more conservative than in recent years. much more of this coverage tomorrow on "good morning america." that's our report here for tonight. i'm bill weir. tonight. i'm bill weir. and for cynthia mcfadden, terry moran and all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. on the show tonight, sylvester stallone inducts me into the expendables. palin family favorite levi johnston is here. we have music from buckcherry, "unnecessary censorship" and we're giving disgruntled american workers a chance to be like the world's most famous flight attendant. who do we have here? what is your name? what is your name?

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very kind. thank you for being here. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy. coming at you tonight with music and fun and if you're not careful, you might even learn something before we're done. but probably not. we -- you know, we've been following this story about steven slater, that runaway jetblue flight attendant who has electrified this nation with a daring escape from employment. he cursed out the plane, grabbed a couple of beers and went down the inflatable slide. which raised the question -- why don't we always go down the inflatable escape slide? why can't things be fun, you know? and of course as is always the case with this sort of story, the facts are starting to ruin it. we would like to believe this was one of those enough is enough moments but some of the passengers who were on the

flight said slater was confrontational at the get-go, and may even have been drinking on the job. to which i say, don't be a slater hater, i mean -- [ laughter ] the man does have his supporters, though. the steven slater facebook page already has almost 200,000 fans. and the guy can barely walk outside now without a reporter jumping in his face. >> what do you want to say to the people out there who are calling you a sort of working class hero? >> i'm a little overwhelmed. it's something i had no idea was going on out there. >> any regrets? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not even the hair color? nothing? now slater has a boyfriend, which i think means he might be gay, but he also has an ex-wife, her name is cynthia, and she was on "the today show" this morning defending him. >> i know that steven was literally born to fly. he absolutely adores everything about the job. takes it very seriously.

always has. he's just a stellar individual. >> jimmy: wait a minute. that is not his ex-wife. that's -- that's him! [ laughter ] he's on "the today show" defending himself. [ laughter ] one thing i do know to be true is that this story, whether it is accurate or not has tapped into some frustration that a lot of people feel when they're at work. the idea of cursing everyone and going down a slide is appealing, i think. so, tonight, we're giving pedestrians who happen to be walking by our theater today a chance to do that very thing. now, right -- that's an inflatable slide, not unlike the ones they have attached to the side of the plane, and we have people there, and my cousin sal is standing by. he's been rounding up people. >> hey, jim. >> jimmy: hey. people have an axe to grind. who are we going to do first? >> i'm glad you're here. we have great things lined up. >> jimmy: thank you, sal. >> come on in here. this is rocco. >> how you doing? >> jimmy: hi, rocco. where are you from? >> i'm from simi valley. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i'm a security guard at city

hall. >> jimmy: a security guard at simi valley city hall. and do you have any problems at work? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: what are they? >> well, they got me dressed up with patches and everybody thinks i'm a cub scout. >> jimmy: you don't like the uniforms? >> no, can't stand it. >> jimmy: people make fun of it? >> oh, they always ask me where the cub scouts are. >> jimmy: that's no good. are you allowed to shoot them? >> no, they don't let me do that. >> jimmy: well, there's another problem. have you complained to your superiors about this uniform? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and what do they say? >> they just, you know, blow me off, like they blow everybody else off. >> jimmy: all right, well, climb up the stairs, then, and we'll help you release some of that rage, okay? all right, here we go. now, to simulate actual conditions, we should probably hit him in the head with luggage, right? it's not going to be easy getting up there. also, just in case, my cousin sal may be used as a flotation device. >> jimmy, did you say something

funny? i couldn't hear. >> jimmy: not really. this is going to be therapeutic. i want you again loudly to say who or what you don't like about that job, grab two beers and then you will slide to freedom, okay? all right, rocco? >> you got it. where is rocco? there you go. you've got to be at the slide. okay, rocco -- i'm right here, by the camera -- never mind. all right, ready to do this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, again, we want you to shout out your problems and then grab a couple beers, go right down that slide. >> you got it. >> jimmy: you have the beers? >> i got the bears. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> stop being so stingy, and give me a raise! [ applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done! see that again in slow motion. wow. a lot of beer emerged. congratulations, rocco. you're wet and unemployed, i

guess, huh? we'll do that again in a little bit. one group of people who can't complain about their jobs is the cast of "jersey shore." essentially getting drunk and cursing people out is their job on that show. they're doing what they love. tonight, mvp, which stands for mike, vinny and pauly, went creeping, which means they're looking for girls. and they brought home a couple of agree namds, which is what they call unattractive girls who are overweight. not to be confused with land mines, which are unattractive skinny girls. it's nice to see that mtv is helping girls with their self-esteem with this show. we should send them to after began stand and let them experience some actual grenades and land mines over there. the big scandal of the night tonight was when a drunken snooki, who has a boyfriend back home, smooshed with vinny. >> i'm going to go to bed. ahh! >> what are you doing?

what are you doing? >> come on. and lay down, i won't touch you. i need the companionship. >> like a dog? ? yeah, like a dog. just stay with me. we're good. the last thing i can remember, snooki climbing into bed with me. >> wanna [ bleep ]? >> sure. >> jimmy: well -- who says there's no such thing as romance anymore? so, that's -- a beautiful -- [ applause ] snooki, by the way, has an extremely unlikely fan in arizona senator john mccain. mccain and snooki periodically exchange tweets, which is weird. she once called him really cute, and yesterday during an interview on a radio show in

phoenix, mccain kept the flirt train with snooki running. >> is snooki too good looking to go to jail? >> good looking? >> no. >> wow. >> this has given a whole new meaning to our justice system. you got to admit. you got to admit. and i'm kind of leaning toward snooki being too good looking. >> jimmy: what is going on? it's hard to imagine an odder couple than john mccain and snooki. you know how snooki works out. she hangs around, and then one night you have a couple drinks, and before you realize anything's happening, she crawls up your pant leg, and the next thing you know, something like this happens. >> come lay down with me. i won't touch you. i need companionship. >> like a dog? >> yeah, like a dog. just stay with me. we're good. last thing i remember, snooki climbing into bed with me. >> wanna [ bleep ]? >> sure.

you smell hike pepperoni. >> jimmy: that's nice. [ applause ] i like that. it's snooki. sorry, cindy, i'm leaving you for snooki. let's go back out to cousin sal. with the slater slide. sal, who do we have up there at the top of the slide? >> jimmy, i hate this job. why don't you ask her yourself? >> jimmy: all right, i will. hi there, what is your name? >> natasha. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> el monte. >> jimmy: and what do you do for a living? >> i'm a library assistant. for an organization, i help students with their homework. >> jimmy: what problem do you have with that job? >> you have no idea. they are the rudest, meanest kids ever. >> jimmy: oh, they are? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: which kid do you like the least? >> oh, god. do i have to tell the story? all right. i was -- the child made fun of me because i was wearing too much deodorant. she was like, eww, oh my god, and i was like, are you serious? oh, my god. >> jimmy: so, this is the kind of thing you can't do anything

about because they're kids, right? >> you are correct. >> jimmy: you have the beers in your hand, i see. scream it out and slide to freedom, all right? >> no problem. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> children! respect your elders! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i like that. you feel better now? do you feel better now? oh, she's gone. >> i feel fabulous. >> jimmy: so much for the follow up interviews. sylvester stallone is here tonight. [ applause ] sylvester stallone has a new movie, it's called "the expendables." i have to say, i loved it. it was great. they have some cast. bruce willis, jet li, steve austin, terry cruise, randy c

coutu couture, dalph lundgren, arnold schwarzenegger, and one other guy who, when it comes to action stars, is probably bigger than all of those names put together. here's a sneak extended peek at "the expendables." >> he's late. >> yeah. >> jimmy: ladies. we got a job. >> what is it? >> location's in there. your contact will make herself known. >> you coming? >> jimmy: not on this one. i got a birthday party to go to. >> typical. >> jimmy: what's that mean? you don't go to birthday parties, randy?

♪ happy birthday to randy ♪ happy birthday to me >> jimmy: good luck. be safe. i'm not saving you any cake. ♪ >> i told you we should have taken fountain.

>> fountain. ♪ >> go, go, go, go. come on! >> are you the raven? >> i'm madeleine raven. raven-jablonski, we hyphen nate it. >> that's nice. >> what do you want? >> we're here to help. ♪

>> i must bake you. >> whoa! ♪ >> this is just -- this is the best maid service i've ever had. >> second visit, 10% off. >> ma'am -- this is what we do. >> oh, hey, what about my door? >> door. >> jimmy: unfortunately, all that got cut out of the movie, and now it's about guys who kill people. i preferred the housekeeping

angle myself. one more thing. it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep it and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." enjoy. >> work my hardest and try my best to fulfill these commitments and to [ bleep ] this [ bleep ] i love. >> the airline trying to maintain some sense of humor about the whole thing. you can't make this [ bleep ] up. >> i was 13 and i was [ bleep ] a 28-year-old. >> oh. >> i've never [ bleep ] anybody in my life. and i was like, hey, this is my first time. >> life in general in the last nine months has been very difficult. but just like my dad always says, just keep [ bleep ]. >> oh! pull! pull! pull! >> probably one of the hottest bodies in the house. here's the deal. if you hook up with her, you probably have to worry about her chopping your [ bleep ] off in the middle of the night.

>> something i do that is childish, i have a tendency to blep blooep her face every now and then. >> it's the age-old question. is love blind? these people are about to find out by [ bleep ] in the dark. >> here's his resume. skilled hunter, avid [ bleep ] [ bleep ] and "playgirl" cover model. >> jimmy: well, you know what, he's here tonight. levi johnston is here. we have music from buckcherry. and we'll be right back with sylvester stallone, so stick around. listen up, people, volkswagen is at it again with their autobahn for all event. it ends soon. they got great prices. cars built for the autobahn. people are gonna be driving crazy in the jetta... ...the routan, and the cc. that cc is gorgeous. that jetta is awesome. my wife loves her new routan. and they all come with that carefree maintenance. scheduled maintenance included.

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with us tonight on the show, a young alaskan who was thrust into the national spotlight by premarital thrusting. sarah palin's tormentor-in-chief, levi johnston is here. also tonight, this is their new album, it's called "all night long." music from buckcherry from the bud light stage. next week on the show, criss angel, justin long, juliette lewis, jerry o'connell, hayden christensen, sharon osborne, ozzy osbourne and music from hey monday, five finger death punch and t.i. that's next week. our first guest tonight is a hollywood legend, responsible for six rockys, four rambos and at least one "stop! or my mom will shoot!" his new movie is called "the expendables." it's in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to sylvester stallone. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you for coming. have you ever -- [ cheers and applause ] there you go. you're beloved. what can you do? what are you going to say? >> wow. thank you. >> jimmy: he's not rocky. he's sylvester stallone. >> rocky's good. don't mess up a good thing. i was on a roll until you started. >> jimmy: how is everything? how is everything -- >> everything is really great. just got back from europe, we did six premieres in six days, six countries, so -- >> jimmy: really? >> right now, i'm still in kiev. >> jimmy: what countries were you in? >> we were in russia, germany, england, france and spain. >> jimmy: and the russians accept you even though you beat their hero. >> i brought him with me. i brought him with me. >> jimmy: glad you're getting along. >> he's shrinking.

getting smaller. >> jimmy: i don't know. he seemed pretty big to me when i was -- when i did my -- >> it's one of those things, you stand next to a person, you know, we're about the same height. i go, i don't know what's happened with him. we're about even. and then you see a photo and you realize you're a leprechaun next to him. i guess what's what you call ego. >> jimmy: maybe so. boy, you have some cast -- how did you get the governor to do the movie? >> photographs. polaroids from the early '70s. >> jimmy: you didn't get along, did you? >> no, never. >> jimmy: no. why was that? >> because -- i guess the way we met. i was at the -- i think it was the golden globe awards. i'm sitting at this table and "rocky" had been up for a lot of awards, and i didn't think we were going to win. and then i see this massive guy sitting across, going, why is that my table? like no one else wanted to sit with him. and you have to understand this is in 1977, and put these two chairs together and double it.

he's huge. he's condo. he backed up to the muscle hose for a long time. >> jimmy: right. >> and so, i keep looking at him, going, i could fit in one of his teeth, you know what i mean? so, now i was getting angry. so, finally -- i don't know, i was like, who is this guy? like a hitman on me. so finally, when we won, i took these flowers, this, and i hit them in the air, and, what are you going to do about it kind of thing. it was really stupid. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, it was really dumb. i said, if he gets up, i'm a dead man. and he just sat there, there was leaves all over him. i'll break your back. like, you could see. so, since the beginning, we threw down the gauntlet, and finally, we were just in competition all the time. just natural. and of like ali, joe frazier. it brought out the best in me. brought out the worst in him. >> jimmy: how did you wind up getting kind of -- >> finally, you know, he decided to become governor. actually, he's a brilliant guy.

he really is. >> jimmy: he is. he's a sharp guy. doesn't speak any english, but -- >> look at me. subtitle was invented for me. to go, where you from? i said, earth. >> jimmy: and so, he's in the governor's office, you call him up, i'd like you to take a little time out from the state and act? >> actually, i do. well, you know, we see each other usually every weekend. >> jimmy: oh, you do? >> we have lunch all the time. he's a creature of habit. so i said, you know, i want to try this, because, you never know when you're just going to run out of movies. "stop or my mom will shoot." thank you. very much. >> jimmy: that, by the way, if you want to do a sequel, i think levi johnston would be an excellent candidate. [ laughter ] >> he doesn't deserve it. as bad as that movie is, as horrible as it is for you, i'm in it. i'm stuck in it.

this is like, what a schmuck. i am the schmuck. >> jimmy: well, what are you going to do? they can't all be "rocky." >> i said, i want to get the guys together, just have never worked. he goes, yes. i go -- you say yes now, i've asked you for the last 25 years, always been no. now that we're, like, washed up has beens, you say yes. excuse me. thank you. thing called prime, that is prime rib, prime time gone. anyway, he said yeah and he's fantastic. and we got him on the set with me and bruce and then you start getting butterflies, you go, wait a minute. you asked for this and then nobody wants to look like the chump, you know what i mean? oh, god, who is going to have the bad chops, who is going to come out, the less in the scene, who is going to be the one who is rusty? and i thought, wow, man, i -- so i rewrote everything so they sounded bad.

that's the beauty of -- that's why, the pen is mightier than the sword. >> jimmy: you're the governor of that movie. >> totally right. >> jimmy: bruce willis. this cast is unbelievable. i heard -- you wanted 50 cent in the movie. is that true? >> yeah. we started with all different kinds of combination. forrest whittaker, ben kingsley -- >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, absolutely. at one time, there was a lot of women in it, cia. it was split in half. half the cia in washington, the other half on this island. and then i started speaking with a couple of writing buddies of mine, i said, it's just too broad, too big, too spread out. so we decided to cut the cia off, just keep eric roberts, put it all on an island. see, when you do a lot of writing, it's all about rekwi i rewri rewriting. it's never done the first time, as you know. >> jimmy: i don't know. i've never rewrote anything. we just go with whatever's easiest, we go right with. >> off the top of his head. [ applause ] you thought it was just genius.

well spring. >> jimmy: can i say, though, honestly, i love that movie. i loved every second. i swear to god. it was great. it is nonstop and it's like a "we are the world." you brought all the stars together. >> they -- it's a rough group. it's one of those things where you don't want to give anyone a direction because he will snap you in half. >> jimmy: who of those guys in real life do you think is the toughest of all the guys? >> oh, i mean, you got randy couture who is five-time world champion and seriously, i swear to you, i used to hate to say action, because i knew somebody was going to get hurt. no matter what. because every time he would airmail stuntmen, 250 pounds. he would go, ready, rolling, and he would pick the guy up and hold him and go, action -- action, throw him, randy. okay, where? where? there. i'm not joking. where? that direction. and go right against this wall, hit the light, crush.

he goes, i can do that better. i go, you can, but the guy's dead. he's dead! >> jimmy: that's -- [ applause ] >> we have a death here. >> jimmy: he's got a way of doing things. >> you just have never seen. >> jimmy: you got hurt a lot in the movie. i have a list here. ruptured rotator cuff. shingles. bronchitis. both knees drained. stitches in hand. fractured spine. died twice. >> died twice, came back to life. resuscitated. >> jimmy: that's pretty good in how long a period? >> that was eight, nine weeks. >> jimmy: that's all in the rewriting process. >> it is. it was before we started the film. this is in the makeup department. no, it got very, very physical, because we didn't have these great budgets where you go, okay, bring in the air force, i want the aircraft carrier and the spaceship to land. to create action, we had to say,

dalph, you see that short guy over there, kick him in the neck and then you retaliate. >> jimmy: kick him in the neck. >> just do something. just keep hitting each other. you know, we'll move the camera. >> jimmy: it looked like you had a big budget. we have a clip here from the movie. it's called "the expendables," and it opens tomorrow. >> thank you. >> drop your guns! >> i'll take the one of the left. >> take the two on the right, leave the rest alone. zmru should take the two on the right. you're not that fast anymore. >> anything faster is light. >> we'll see. >> bullets go faster than blades. >> bring it here now. >> you want the money? go get it. what's that? >> getting a text. >> you kidding me? >> i call that a tie.

>> jimmy: yeah, me, too. there you go. that's "the expendables." it opens tomorrow. sylvester stallone, everybody. we'll be right back with levi johnston.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. buckcherry is on the way. our next guest tonight is to sarah palin what voicemail is to mel gibson. he is potentially the next mayor of wasilla, alaska. please welcome levi johnston. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: doing well. thanks for coming. good to have you here. you came down from alaska, or have you been down here -- >> for about a week now. >> jimmy: are you currently engaged to bristol? i know you are on again, off again -- >> it's crazy how things work. >> jimmy: keep it a secret, that sort of thing.

>> no, we're taking a break, you know, just doing the best thing we can for tripp right now. >> jimmy: is it true that it was a surprise to the palin family, they read about it in a magazine? >> they did, yeah. >> jimmy: why? why did you guys do that? >> i think it was more bristol's idea than anything. >> jimmy: this will be a fun surprise? for mom and dad? >> yeah, i was excited for it. what is she going to say? >> jimmy: one of those things, i don't want to tell them, let them wait until they get the mail? >> basically. >> jimmy: wow. how do you manage to keep that a secret? >> well, i wasn't going to be the one to tell. that's bristol. >> jimmy: you must have spent time together and there was -- was there a reproposal? >> yeah, i mean, we were hanging out for awhile and, you know, i -- it was almost like we never broke up, you know? just picked back up and things were going great. just said, all right, let's try it again, and -- >> jimmy: you didn't have to get another ring? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did? >> i lost another one, to be honest with you. >> jimmy: wow? down two rings? >> two rings and quite a bit of money now.

>> jimmy: wow. now, what is your status with the palin family? >> i think they kind of kicked me out now. permanently? >> jimmy: you never know. you can't say permanently, right? >> i couldn't tell you. >> jimmy: yeah. did you ask dad's permission to -- no, you didn't, obviously, no, never -- what would he have said if you did? >> um -- absolutely not. >> jimmy: he would have said -- >> get out, there's the door. >> jimmy: have you ever gone hunting with them? [ laughter ] because if they do, don't. >> no. probably a good idea. >> jimmy: steer clear. now, you're here in hollywood, and you're used to this small town. how big a town is wasilla? >> 11,000 people. >> jimmy: you decided or somebody decided it would be a good idea for you to run for mayor of the town. >> i did. great idea. that's my hometown right there. >> jimmy: and do you think you would be a good mayor? >> the best mayor i can be, yeah. i mean -- come on. >> jimmy: you don't sound that convinced. normally, people will go --

>> i will be. i got a lot of work to do. i got -- >> jimmy: what are you going to do? how do you prepare to be mayor? >> surround yourself with good people who are giving you great advice. >> jimmy: your team? >> yeah, my team. >> jimmy: where are you going to get this team? >> i've got my team. i have a great team. >> jimmy: are they from wasilla? >> anchorage, back and forth to wasilla and they travel with me to hollywood. it's kind of -- we're going to see what we can do. >> jimmy: you give them jobs in your administration? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you will. and you'll be in charge of the police force -- >> no, that's state. not -- >> jimmy: the mayor's not in charge of the police force there? >> not that i know of. >> jimmy: here in l.a. that's how it is. if it is, boy, the palins are in a lot of trouble. >> yeah. you better believe it. >> jimmy: you lock them all up. wouldn't that be something if you had them arrested? some trumped up charges and the next thing you know, they're in prison for the rest of their lives. >> i wouldn't do that. >> jimmy: this is going to be a reality show. >> right. >> jimmy: you don't really want to be the mayor, do you?

>> i do. >> jimmy: it's fun to shoot the reality show and run, but then you have to be the mayor. >> that is something i have to live with, yeah. >> jimmy: have you thought about that? >> i have. >> jimmy: are there enough women in wasilla for you? i mean, it seems like, a small up to, you're famous now, good-looking good. seems like going up there and living is maybe not the best idea. >> the other part of the show is my life in hollywood, so -- >> jimmy: i see. so, you'll get your sex here and then go up there -- like a bear. >> i'm not going to go there. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, you know what, to help you along, because i would love to see you become the mayor, i really would, we've come up with some, like, some merchandise for you, and this is -- i want -- this is my gift to you, and if you want to reproduce it, it's all yours. >> i'm a bit nervous about what you're going to show me. >> jimmy: don't be. hats. the thrilla from wasilla. you give these out. all right. this is a nice simple one. wassup, wasilla. there we go.

oh, this is a good one. bumper sticker. elect me mayor or i'll date all your daughters. [ applause ] you like it? and this will be good on the palin's lawn. levi for mayor, i'll do the job naked. that's for you. >> thank, bud. >> jimmy: so, what do you think? can i be part of the team? >> i think i might make you campaign manager. >> jimmy: thank you. i can be very helpful to you. >> you can. >> jimmy: well, you know, i have to say, i mean, i have a million questions for you, unfortunately, i don't have time to ask a million questions, but i can only imagine what's -- >> thank god. >> jimmy: thank god. when you're the mayor, there's going to be debates, there are going to be potentially shootings when sarah finds out about it. it's going to be very, very bad. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: but one thing i want to congratulate you on is -- the torment that you have, i mean, it's like --

it's like there's this huge bear and you're this little mouse, just pecking away at the bear's feet and the bear would like nothing more than to swat you and crush you, and literally kill you, but you will not be killed. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wassup, wasilla. right? levi johnston, everybody, your next mayor. we'll be right back with buckcherry.

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