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>> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for -- who is ready to crunk? is crunking still -- i don't know how to do it, but i've heard of it. today is national smores day. did you know that? today is the day on which we honor the memory of all the fallen marshmallows who were drowned in chocolate and burned at the stake to make this the fattest country in the world. you think the taliban has smores week? i doubt it. i doubt they do. hey, chef gordon ramsay is here. maybe he'll make us some smores. sofia vergara is here. you know -- this is some -- did a thing on this on "nightline" tonight. a flight attendant from jetblue, a gentleman named steve slater is becoming a folk hero today because of the way he quit his job.

>> the flight touched down at kennedy, a woman pulled a bag down from the overhead compartment. passengers said the bag struck slater on the head and he demanded an apology. instead, the passenger swore at slater and he returned the favor, using choice words of his own, over the intercom for all to hear. to the passengers who called me a mother, expletive expletive you. i've been in the business 28 years. i've had it. that's it. with that, he grabbed two beers, pulled the emergency hatch and slid down the emergency slide with his own luggage. [ applause ] i don't blame him. i've always wanted to slide down one of those, and -- i tell you what, if we all had an inflatable escape slide at our jobs, i bet 80% of us would quit like that. [ applause ] unfortunately, they took him to jail. i feel sorry for him. he should be rewarded for this. not arrested. this was the first time any

flight attendant ever got all the passengers to pay attention to the emergency exit demonstration. unfortunately, nobody got the flipout on video. i don't know how that works. people are taping constantly. they did manage to get his arrest on tape. >> one former colleague told us he had a huge temper. and would even storm off when he didn't get his way. america's most infamous flight attendant was taken to jail after allegedly going on a tarmac tirade in front of 100 passengers. >> hey, you know what, i'm done. there are no more [ bleep ] peanuts. you want one of those pillows and a blankie? get it your [ bleep ] self. and the exits are [ bleep ] you. get off me, you want a [ bleep ] blanket. i'm not a bed bath & beyond. i am not a bed bath & beyond. up yours! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a familiar -- he looks familiar.

speaking of people losing their minds, this they did get on tape. this is security camera footage from a mcdonald's in toledo. this woman is very angry because she wanted chicken mcnuggets but they were serving breakfast at the time. she forced herself through the window, started punching the cashier. she tries to climb through the window to get into the mcdonald's -- she punches the manager who grabs her by the ponytail there. and actually, the employees had to get together to force the window closed. but even after they did manage to force the window closed, she gets in her car, grabs a beer bottle and smashes out the window, all in the name of mcnuggets. [ applause ] and takes off. and this, to me, is the best part. after all that commotion, the next car pulls up to the window. and the employee, still holding her head, gives them their food. there you go. that's -- thank you for coming to mcdonald's. [ applause ]

they arrested her. she got 60 days in jail for that. but hey, listen, i've been there. sometimes you really need mcnuggets. you do. proctor & gamble has issued a massive recall of several brands of dog food because of concerns eating it might make children sick, which is -- why are children eating dog food? [ laughter ] i'd stop that problem by having my children not eat dog food. though it does give them a very shiny coat. you know, it's summertime, and during the summertime now days, means a whole new batch of reality tv shows, which i think we need to get rid of some of the ones we already have. in fact, that should be a reality show. every week, we vote one reality show off tv. sorry, "so you think you can dance." you're out. do you watch any of these, uncle frank? >> what? >> jimmy: do you watch the reality shows? >> yeah. >> jimmy: which ones do you watch? >> all of them. >> jimmy: name one. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no.

anyway, on the new season of "survivor," they're doing young versus old. young people versus old people, which is kind of a weird premise for "survivor." aren't old people playing survivor all the time? literally. cbs just released a promo for the new season and it looks like they've done a great job casting. >> this year, for "survivor," we are going old versus young. >> i could be thunder and i can be lightning. >> you better look out for this. if you think i'm old, you wrong, honey. >> not just the pretty girl next door. you're not going to get that crap out of me. >> i found a dead monkey and i named him mr. bananas. >> jimmy: that's -- it's -- [ applause ] it's a little -- no. no. bristol palin's on again off again off again on again fiance levi johnston is working on his own reality show called "loving

levi: the road to the mayor's office." if he wins, he will become the second least qualified politician in alaskan history. he really is trying as hard as he can to get shot by sarah palin, isn't he? he's serious about the job. he even has his campaign slogan worked out. it's "i will get you pregnant." and he will. levi is going to be here on thursday night. we'll discuss that. you know, the kid is -- he's accomplished a lot. he's not even 20 years old. he's fathered a child, posed for "playgirl." earned more than 80,000 marlboro miles. so that's -- [ laughter ] meanwhile, in other dysfunctional family news, mel gibson's father is speaking out. you may know, he's a holocaust denier and conspiracy theorist said that he believes the pope is a homosexual. it may be time for the whole gibson family to get together, take a nice field trip to a monastery where they can take a vow of silence because -- well,

here's what mad max's -- dad max had to say. >> do you think the catholic church as it stands today has become politicized to the extent that it is no longer able to take on controversial issues -- >> it's not willing to do so because half of the people there in the vatican are queer. >> it's a very controversial question. do you think that benedict is a homosexual, in your opinion? >> i certainly do. >> no, [ bleep ] you! no! >> jimmy: i don't blame him for jumping on the line, because it's -- [ applause ] i like to imagine that mel gibson woke up this morning, say, the dust is beginning to settle, and then, pow, dad comes through and says the pope is gay. [ laughter ] dad, you know, i've had a couple of problems lately, maybe you read something about them in the paper. anyway, could you please not say the pope is gay? for awhile? of course the pope isn't -- a gay man wouldn't be caught dead in that hat.

[ laughter ] he is famous mostly for being mel's crazy dad. but this is true. he was a grand champion on jeopardy. many years ago, he beat all the winners from the fifth season of the show. to become grand champion. we actually found the footage. and as nutty has he is, you have to admit, he's a smart guy. >> go again. >> animal lovers for 100. >> starting it off with this. ballet in which the prince falls in love with a bird. >> what is -- the pope is gay. >> correct. >> jimmy: well, that's not correct. [ laughter ] you know, their fact-checking wasn't as good back then. this is funny. this is -- lebron james at a youth basketball camp in san diego playing a pickup game with what looks like third graders. now -- there's lebron, not exactly going easy on them. dunking. he steals a pass. turns around -- passes it. this is what you want to do,

pass -- well, not to yourself, dunk again. then he crushed them at kick ball, dodge ball, monopoly and connect four, too. it's all about making sure the kids have fun. [ laughter ] speaking of kids, justin bieber is maybe the most famous kid in all of north america. he's the new face of proactive. you know that acne wash, i think p. diddy did it, jessica simpson. i have never seen a pimple on justin bieber's perfect face. but maybe it's hidden under his hair helmet, i don't know. but he is 16 and he's just getting to that age where things begin to change. >> hey, guys, justin bieber here. there are some things that just come with being a teenager. your feet grow like crazy. i can't stop that. hormones kick in. i don't want to stop that. and then there's zits. that's why i use proactive. because there's no way i'm going to let a bunch of sit zits get y way. >> jimmy: me, either.

i don't blame him. [ applause ] last night here on abc, it was the second season premiere of "dating in the dark." this is a show on which contestants meet people in a completely dark room. it's pitch black. they can't see each other at all. so you are able to interact based on personality alone. and then when you made your decision, you turn the lights on and see what the other person looks like and run screaming from the room. it's perfect. the women and men meet in the darkened date room and last night, a guy named joey went on a dark date with a gal named natasha and i'll let joey take it from here. >> so, i was dating a girl, she was thin the whole nine, it was great. and after four, five months, she got real comfortable and she blew up like a tick. so, it was like -- i couldn't perform anymore. so, i thought there was something wrong with me, you know what i mean? look, have you been heavy before? be honest with me about it, that's fine and we don't -- >> if i've been heavy in the past, you can't date -- >> i'm not saying that. if you've been heavy in the past -- it's rare that someone went to the gym -- it really is rare for that to

happen. look, now you're upset. >> i'm not upset. >> like i said, i thought you were thicker. i thought you were the floater. that's what i called, you, so -- it's just -- i don't know. my mistake. >> oh, there he is. >> what's up, players? >> how did it go, man? >> it went great. >> jimmy: it did? [ applause ] seemed to me like it went not great. "dating in the dark" is popular. it's doing so well, the producers have come up with a food version of the same idea. >> from the makers of "dating in the dark" comes a new program that will leave you hungry for more. >> hi, i'm chef blaine and we've got a great show. >> reporter: it's "cooking in the dark" with chef blaine. >> we're going to be making some kind of meat. beef or lamb. turkey, i don't -- dropped the meat. >> each week, we'll discover mouth watering new ditches like santa fe chicken fajitas or

heart healthy vegetables over rice. all prepared in total darkness. >> okay, so you want to cut the onion into -- ah! ah! i think it cut it! >> "cooking in the dark" wednesdays on the food network. >> it hurts! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's something. looks all right. hey, we have a good show tonight. chef gordon ramsay is here. we'll hear music from christian scott and we'll be right back with vergara, so -- it's probably a good idea to stay up. when i use expedia, my friends at work think there's more than one "me." ...because on our trips, i always get there faster.

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>> jimmy: well, it's wonderful to have everyone back. with us tonight, he was sent here to frighten americans in our kitchens. he has a new show called "master chef." chef gordon ramsay is here with us. then later, this is his new album called "yesterday you said tomorrow," a very, very talented trumpeter, christian scott from the bud light stage. we don't have much jazz on the show, but -- when we do, you know it's something special. tomorrow night, jason schwartzman, reed alexander and music from joanna newsom. then thursday, sylvester stallone, levi johnston and music from buckcherry. so join us then, too. our first guest is a spectacular woman who is nominated for outstanding supporting actress at the emmys. you know her from the great show "modern family" which returns to abc this fall, please say hello and hola too to sofia vergara. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: great to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> very good. and how is guillermo? he's not here today. >> jimmy: he's right over there. >> ahh. >> jimmy: we keep him at a safe distance. >> nice to see you, guillermo. >> jimmy: we hired uncle frank to shoot him if he gets too close. >> hi, frank. don't let him get too crazy. >> jimmy: i got excited this morning because i saw one of your tweets on your twitter account and it said, i'm quoting -- >> that i was going to do you. >> jimmy: said, tonight -- >> i was going to do you a favor. >> jimmy: tonight i'm going to do jimmy kimmel. and you can imagine my delight. and then about ten minutes later you corrected it, said, hahaha -- what is that, jajaja -- >> that's hahaha in spanish. >> jimmy: really? tonight i'm going to do the

jimmy kimmel show, i mean. >> because i realized that everybody, like, what are you doing? >> jimmy: people were worried that you might be serious and, like, you have to stop this right now! >> exactly. i don't like rumors like that. >> jimmy: i guess it's a little bit of a language barrier thing, right? >> yes. i didn't do it on purpose. >> jimmy: you should never lose your accent. i know a lot of people -- well, like, our governor, for instance, he's been here for 30 years, still can't pronounce the name of the state. i like that. i think that's the way to go. >> but you know what, it's like -- i understand what happens to him because it's been going on in my life. i -- no matter what i do, it gets worse and worse and worse. >> jimmy: really? you don't go back home and they say, you sound like an american now? >> okay, please. >> jimmy: no, huh? >> i was going to say that. and my son is the first one that makes sure that i know that it's getting worse and worse with age. >> jimmy: he does? >> yes. >> jimmy: how old is he now? >> 19. >> jimmy: he's 19. and he makes fun of you.

>> of course he does. he said i'm the only person in the history of humanity after 16 years in a country, the accent gets worse. but -- and actually we were watching a video of when i was 20 years old and i was in england and i was narrating something that my ex-husband was doing on a motorcycle and we were in shock because he was like, mom, you sound very good. what happened to you? >> jimmy: what do you think the reason for that is? >> you know what, i think it's money. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, because, you know, i embrace it now and people laugh when i say "you" instead of "you." >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> so, i don't even know which one is my accent anymore. >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. >> but when i got nominated for the emmy, i called my son and rubbed it in his face that even with this accent, you can get nominated to an emmy. >> jimmy: and congratulations to you. [ applause ]

well deserved, too. it's such a great show and you do a great job on it. >> i'm so happy. i couldn't have -- it's the best job in the world. >> jimmy: i can't imagine anyone else playing that part. i really can. it was just perfectly right there for you. >> it was written for me. >> jimmy: was it? >> yeah, chris and steve thought about me for the show and -- >> jimmy: i bet they did, yeah. [ laughter ] now, the odd thing about getting emmy nomination is that you actually announced them. did you announce yourself? >> no, actually, i was there in the podium announcing the nominations and they -- my birthday was the day after and totally when somebody came and said, sofia, we congratulate you. i thought they were congratulating me because it was going to be my birthday. i never in a million years i thought i was going to be nominated. to anything. i've never been nominated to anything. >> jimmy: i don't know why you would think that, because, i mean --

>> i knew "modern family" was going to get nominated. we had such a fantastic year. but me, i mean -- >> jimmy: yeah, no, no, they did the right thing. absolutely. >> yeah? [ applause ] i love it. >> jimmy: i'm sure. now -- >> i'm very happy. >> jimmy: your son is 19. is he still living with you? >> yes, but he's about to go to a boarding school for one year before going to college, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, so are you upset about that? >> yeah, but you know, i've accepted it already. i know he has to leave and it's the natural process, whatever. >> jimmy: will he be all right on his own? >> well, he's going to be on his own better than if i was alone because he's so much less spoiled than me. >> jimmy: he's less spoiled than you? >> yeah, he cooks, he knows how to clean. i don't do any of that. >> jimmy: well, no cooking, none of that stuff? >> i don't know, i mean, men have never wanted me in the kitchen. [ applause ] >> jimmy: sure.

i -- speaking for myself, any room would be fine, you know? >> no, i mean, they never want me to get busy in the kitchen, like -- >> jimmy: oh. >> no! >> jimmy: that's another one. >> i mean -- i don't even want to say anything anymore. >> jimmy: yeah. i wonder if we can go for three in a row here. you -- i know what you're saying. you're saying that no one's ever forced you to do anything in your life -- >> they don't want me to be doing busy, wasting time when i can do other things. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> you know? like ironing -- >> jimmy: oh, really? not ironing. do you iron at all? >> no. >> jimmy: as a kid, did you have chores? or did everybody just go, you know what, she's very beautiful. don't make her do anything. >> it doesn't have to do with being beautiful. i mean, in colombia, you know,

it's different. you grow up with a lot of help and you have maids and you have drivers and it's not -- >> jimmy: everyone does? do the maids have maids? [ laughter ] who is driving the drivers to work? >> that's funny. >> jimmy: were you a good student as a child? >> i was a very good student. fantastic student. actually, i was -- they would say i was a nerd. >> jimmy: you were a nerd? >> yeah. >> jimmy: in colombia, you were considered a nerd? i got to move. wow. so, you got good grades. did you go to -- >> very good grades. i went to a very good university. i got one of the highest scores in my senior year because you do, like, a test to be able to go into the schools, into the universities and i got one of the highest. >> jimmy: i bet you did, yeah. and what were you planning to do? >> i went to dental school. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. >> you knew that. i've been here five times. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you see, you don't pay attention to when i tell you things. >> jimmy: you know what, it's --

it's hard for me to concentrate sometimes. [ applause ] so -- "modern family" is -- >> and then you expect me to do you a favor. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i don't expect it -- but it would be nice. are you guys back to work shooting the show? >> yeah, we just started last week. we're in, like, the second week. i'm so tired today. i woke up at 4:30 in the morning. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> we did all the shooting today. >> jimmy: that's great. how many episodes this year? >> i think we're going to do 23. last year we did 26, i don't know. a lot. >> jimmy: the more the better. the show is great. and you can't -- we can't get enough of it. everybody loves the show. >> it's so amazing. we're so grateful. we're enjoying it. it's the best job in the world. i wake up every day -- i had a hiatus of four and a half months and i couldn't wait to go back to work. >> jimmy: you'll get over that by season five. >> you think? >> jimmy: maybe sooner than that.

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from christian scott. our next guest is as scary as any guy named gordon could possibly be. he is a master chef with a new show called "master chef," which you can watch on wednesday nights on fox. please say hello to chef gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> very well thank you. good to see you. >> jimmy: good to see you. you're a very busy person. you have three shows now on american television alone, right? >> third time lucky. >> jimmy: yeah, that's something else. that's a lot. >> hopefully one of them is going to work.

>> jimmy: i think they're all working. >> so far so good. >> jimmy: do you have time for -- i mean, like -- i know you took a family vacation, because i have a photograph that you tweeted of the family vacation. >> i'm a work-a-holic. and so i get really excited about some downtime. i said to jack, my 10-year-old son, we're going to go camp. >> jimmy: nice. >> go back to the olden days. >> jimmy: where did you go? >> oh, god, some lake from -- >> jimmy: you weren't driving, were you? >> no, we turned up there, it was like barbed wire around the lake. woke up the next morning and they were, like, shooting guns. >> jimmy: who was? this was a prison. not a like you went to. >> these guys. so, i said, look, mate, we have to get out of here, very quickly. and i can hear a storm coming. how did you know that? well, it just flashed up on my ipad. we checked into the hard rock cafe hotel in san diego. >> jimmy: that's not camping. >> these beds aren't camping.

i said, no, let's go to sea world. you camped there? >> for about seven hours. >> jimmy: this is your son at sea world with -- what is that animal? >> it's a beluga whale. >> jimmy: how would you prepare something like that? how would you go about it? >> i'm going to get -- i'm going to get into trouble on that one. >> jimmy: just hypothetically, how would you do it? >> a beluga fin noodle soup. he's in love with these animals. at the age of 10. and it's like, jack, i can't stop thinking about food when i look at these amazing things. let's look at the dolphins. we had a great day. and he's obsessed, and this thing give him a big kiss on the lips and he said, daddy, it's very wet. i said, mate, wait until you get a girlfriend. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good practice. yeah, wow. i think i'd be a little bit nervous about having -- every

once in awhile, like, every eight months, they'll attack somebody at that sea world there. sea world was good, though? >> good fun. >> jimmy: your wife wrote a cookbook. and i did not know she was a chef, your wife. >> nor did i, until it became a number one best seller. >> jimmy: how do you feel about that? >> painful. >> jimmy: is it really? >> in england, we say it's like going with a [ bleep ] for a razor blade. >> jimmy: you say that in england? i thought you were proper there. >> we are sometimes. i suppose it was a big hit for her. exschoolteacher. very methodical. very underseasoned. but she's getting better. >> jimmy: you criticize your wife's cooking at home? >> you know what, jimmy, we separated the house and got two kitchens. one downstairs, one upstairs. >> jimmy: really? >> excuse me. >> jimmy: one is yours and one is hers? >> yeah. hers is down, way, way down. >> jimmy: really? >> under sort of the subway.

and mine is this unique kitchen upsta upstairs. >> jimmy: is she allowed in your kitchen? >> [ bleep ] no, no, no. no, definitely not. there was a situation, must have been eight months ago, i had a photo shoot for the new book. because of course hers does well, i want to get mine out now and beat hers. >> jimmy: competitive. >> i turned up at this photo shoot, this stove is like a bentley. it is amazing. so i cranked it up, got five ovens, four hot plates, you name it. it works. and two minutes later, smoke is billowing out. i open the door. i said, what's going on? there's these containers like charcoal. her and her girlfriends were having a dinner party the knight before and they left them in there. take away lasagna. i hit the roof. you cannot leave that [ bleep ] in my oven. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does she listen to you or does she give it back to you? >> three girls and a boy, she tries to manipulate them to say that, look, mom's food is less

salt, i cook with no salt, but i have more flavor than your father's. >> jimmy: whose food do they prefer? >> at the moment, we're split 4-2. >> jimmy: oh, really? that's not a split. that's a loss. >> i'm on the two side. >> jimmy: are you one of the two? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're one of the two. >> you're rubbing salt in there now. >> jimmy: you don't want to use too much salt. >> why? >> jimmy: i don't know. the kids don't like it. >> you look like you've lost weight. >> jimmy: i did. >> or a new tailor. >> jimmy: no, not a new tailor. you know, i vomit a lot, and -- anything i can do. i watched a video of you online because i was -- i like sometimes when i'm cooking, i like to, like, simple things like scrambled eggs, i want to see what the proper way is -- i watched a great video of you, old video. you are just talking about how to make eggs and very intense, very passionate, and there is no diverting from your way of making eggs.

this is the way to -- this is the proper way to make scrambled eggs. i watched it on youtube and they looked great. i haven't tried it yet, but -- >> i heard you burnt yourself in the process. >> jimmy: no, i did that making chicken. you can see the three burn marks -- >> horrific. >> jimmy: it was bad. i happened to have a thing of ice right nearby and i plunged my hand into the ice. it was unlucky and then lucky at the same time. what's the worst thing that's happened to you in the kitchen? >> i get cuts and burns all the time. i remember a situation, we just opened and there was a huge amount of pressure. went out into the dining room, there must have been 17, 18 food critics there. lobster ravioli was overcooked. we didn't send it. i screamed at this chef, i was shouting, you little punk, wake up or [ bleep ] off home and i'm screaming at him like that and what happened, i burn my left testicle on the gas. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, no. >> so i was -- i was in so much pain.

i've still got a little mark. blister. would you like to see. >> jimmy: yeah, i would, actually. >> [ bleep ]. sou sounds like the lady's not had a [ bleep ] for a long time. are you okay? >> jimmy: you might be the only cook who has cooked his own testicles. i mean, that is incredible. >> i ate testicles once. >> jimmy: human or -- >> oh, no. sheep's testicles. it was in new zealand, that this, like, i thought it was -- i cut it open, had these blue veins. [ bleep ]. hold on a minute. vegetarians in tonight -- >> jimmy: now, when men hear about things slicing into testicles, it's just a natural reaction to go -- >> i know. the sheep's testicles were quite delicious. >> jimmy: they were good. >> excuse me. bedtime. come on. they were quite delicious. >> jimmy: when you fall asleep at night, do you count sheep

eating your own testicles? [ laughter ] >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: so, this new show, you're talking about amateur cooks, talking about people who are good at home, family tells them they're good, and then you tell them they're not. that's the idea, right? >> no, come on. come on. >> jimmy: and you're not even the meanest guy on the show. >> i know. >> jimmy: joe -- he's really tough with some of these people. >> he's like a rottweiler. great, because the pressure is off. >> jimmy: i watched the show. and people come with stories, very emotional, my mom used to cook, whatever, you think, well, we're being set up, for you're in, and joe goes, this is terrible. this is not edible, and you're out. and it's brutal. i mean, people crying and everything. >> i know. but i mean, cooking is the new sort of, cooking at home is the new sort of, not just the rock and roll but the level of excitement that you can gain. the journey, from mere

ingredients to something magical. it's seeing the real passion being food and a lot of them were somewhat embarrassed about talking about their love for food early on in their life. so, it's "chef idol." searching for something knew unique. >> jimmy: we have a clip here from next week's episode of the show, and take a look. "master chef." >> we have stuffed chicken with chinese vegetables. i put orange in there, also with mandarin hoy sin sauce. >> well, you just turned my mouth into a desert. it's dry. that is about as chinese as my mom. and she's from glasgow in scotland. >> jimmy: it's blunt. but it's a lot of fun to watch.

"master chef," it moves to wednesday nights at 8:00 on fox. gordon ramsay, everybody. we'll be right back with christian scott.

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