and it's anytime now for tonight's closing argument. earlier this week, michael enright, a 21-year-old new york city college student was charged with second degree attempted murder as a hate crime for allegedly stabbing a cab driver after asking him whether he was a muslim. the attack came as temperatures rose in the debate over plans for an islamic community center near ground zero. we wanted to ask you, has that debate grown too hot? what do you think public figures on both sides can do, if anything, to resolve it? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or the

"nightline" page at abcnews.com. and finally tonight, video from inside the chilean mine. these amazing images were met with relief by anxious family members above ground. they show the men in a shelter thousands of feet underground. they are smiling, exercising. putting a good face on a terrible situation. aren't they? and a long way to go. watch "good morning america" tomorrow for the full story. and that is our report for tonight. and that is our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. on the show tonight, jada pinkett smith. we'll hear music from luke bryan. and the host of "the bachelor," "the bachelorette" and abc's newest show with the word bachelor in it, "bachelor pad," chris harrison. >> stay tuned for the most dramatic episode of "jimmy kimmel live" ever. >> jimmy: it's true. he wouldn't just say that.

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>> jimmy: thank you for that. welcome to the show. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. a number of vacationers in our audience tonight. mostly people who were too cheap to go to disneyland, but that's fine. we'll take it. i promise, i can make you throw up just as easily as space mountain. we have winos from baltimore here tonight. [ applause ] that's right. summer is -- i'm sad to say summer is slipping away. my niece and nephew started school today, which is, it's terrible. barely even august. they live in arizona, so i guess they wanted to get the kids back in school when the playground was still 150 degrees. even shark week is over. shark week ended -- really? shark week has been getting huge ratings for the discovery

channel for many years now. and apparently, they're trying to duplicate it, or something, but i don't think the new week they came up with has quite the same punch. >> if you thought shark week was scary, you ain't seen nothing yet. get ready for a whole new kind of terror. >> ah! >> clam week. only on the discovery channel. >> jimmy: see what i mean? it's not as -- [ applause ] exciting. speaking of popular animals on cable tv, for the second week in a row, "jersey shore" was the number one show on nonbroadcast television. snooki gave them a boost by getting arrested. for being drunk in public last week. she -- she apologized over the weekend, especially to her father, she apologized to her father for embarrassing him. this is what embarrasses him?

this is -- [ laughter ] has he seen any of the show because snooki said she's learned her lesson and will no longer drink during the day. [ laughter ] unfortunately, that violates her contract with mtv. you see here, it states very clearly, snooki does contract and agree to consume alcohol at a rate of no less than two beverages per hour per day or one beer bong of a capacity of no less than 24 ounces or one 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor. failure to comply will result in snooki being punched in the face. [ applause ] and here is something else that undoubtedly has new jersey beaming with pride. you may remember a story about a white supremacist couple who named their son adolf hitler campbell, like the soup, and they have two girls, too,

hanslynn himmler campbell and aryan nation campbell. they were in the supermarket when they refused to put the name on a birthday cake. apparently they were outramed. on friday, a state court took custody of the kids, which is probably a good idea. i mean, it's -- adolph is four years old now. and once the little mustache grows in, it too late. the kid is very bright, though. he just wrote a book about what he did on his summer vacation. it's called "mein camp." it's about his time at camp. don't read anymore into it. if i was jon gosselin, and believe me, i'm glad i'm not, but if i was, i would definitely try to adopt him. because what a reality show that would be. bringing up hitler? i mean. sorry "kate plus eight," but you are crushed. in other nazi news. here in southern california, there's a good chance we might have one on the local school

board very soon. >> the deadline for school board candidates ended 5 1/2 hours ago, and if nothing changes, a self-proclaimed nazi may be running unopposed. this 51-year-old is a self-proclaimed nazi and former president of the aryan nation of california. now he wants to set the agenda for the school district. >> we should all have a chance. i don't see why not. >> would you vote for him? >> would i vote for dan? >> yeah. >> he's a pretty cool guy. a good guy, he really is. >> and the white supremacist thing doesn't bother you? >> no, it doesn't. >> listen. i got this hairstyle to worry about. it's not -- nazi on the school board, that's really the least of my problems. [ applause ] doesn't bother me. this is pretty crazy. naomi campbell testified at the war crimes trial of former liberian president charles taylor last week. she was forced to testify about

blood diamonds taylor allegedly gave her. she resisted going to court for a long time and even when she finally had to, she told reporters, quote, i didn't want to be here this is a big inconvenience for me. which coincidentally is what the slave who dug up her diamonds said. she claimed she got a bag of dirty rocks in the middle of the night and she didn't know who they were from. today, mia farrow testified that she had breakfast with campbell the next morning. she was excited about the, quote, huge diamond she got from charles taylor. here's mia far rope's account of the events. >> it was mia farrow's chance to testify about a 1997 charity event. she was asked to recall a gift from taylor to supermodel naomi campbell. >> they had been sent from charles taylor. and they were giving her -- they had given her a huge diamond.

>> jimmy: well, that's -- she's very good with the cell phone, you know? [ applause ] so that's -- by the way, let's be honest here. if some guy's wake you up in the middle of the night, say they work for a ruthless war lord and hand you a bag of diamonds, and you don't know those diamonds are from the ruthless war lord, you're lying or you have the brain of a supermodel. this is pretty good. as you probably know, a new "step-up" movie came out this weekend. the first movie is the reason i got into show business. it was "step up," then "step up two, the streets." and then, "step up 3d" which is in 3d. julie chang sat down with one of the stars and inadvertently provided us with our unintentional joke of the

day. >> there are different versions of 3-d. tell me this is not the boot leg version. tell me this is like dancers coming in your face. >> jimmy: how they do it in the streets. [ applause ] this is -- here's something that they should somehow work into 3d. this is a video from a justin bieber concert. it happened in december. don't worry, i'm not going to show the whole thing. but this video was released on the internet today. and i guess the lesson is, not everybody has bieber fever. >> i want to tell everybody i love you guys but -- ow. that didn't feel good. i live you guys but -- >> jimmy: fortunately his hair is made of tupperware and he was unharmed. what kind of maniac throws water at justin bieber? adolf hitler campbell? adolf hitler campbell should become his nemesis, his lex luther. [ applause ] on saturday, the nfl held a hall

of fame ceremony in canton, ohio. two dancing stars were inducted this year. jerry rice and emmitt smith. emmitt smith formerly of the cowboys gave a long and impassioned speech which was interesting because one thing emmitt isn't known for is speaking. and last night he talked to the great al michaels during a pre-season game between the bengals and cowboys and here is emmett. keep in mind, he's speaking to al michaels. >> i have seen you do a lot of amazing things over the years, but your speech last night, no notes, no teleprompter. i have never seen anything like that in my life. it's the buzz of canton today. how did you pull that off? >> well, mike, you know, it's very difficult to try to put into words. >> jimmy: yeah, mike. see, now, mike, or al, either one. the thing about speeches is they're very difficult to put into words. he's the best. this is pretty good, too. when you're a rookie in the nfl, you get hazed by the veteran players. they make you carry the bags and all those things.

sometimes if you're lucky, they'll even give you a hair cut. >> i tell you, these cowboys players got some rough haircuts from the veterans. that's sam young. you know, the worst one i saw over the weekend, the gator quarterback tim tebow. that was not good. >> yeah. >> there he is, the gator legend. >> jimmy: that's the worst hair cut ever given to a human being. his head is sunny-side up. they did that to terry bradshaw and it never came back. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is funny, too. this is from our local nbc morning show, "today in l.a.," where someone apparently forgot to inform the reporters on the street that it was time to go on the air. >> and welcome back. cathy and i are here outside. we're starting our live food truck week. and we're ready.

>> jimmy: well, that's -- not a great start to food truck week, but -- but they were mesmerized by the smell of carnitas. you have been mesmerized by the smell of carnitas, right, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. one more thing, the new julia roberts movie "eat, pray, love" opens friday. it's based on the best-selling book that i will never, ever read. right? anyway, it's getting a lot of attention. "eat, pray, love" is expected to be a big hit. but there's controversy because it happened to have the same title as another movie not starring julia roberts that also comes out on friday. >> from the makers of "my big fat mexican security guard" comes the amazing true story of a man who loved to eat -- >> yum. >> pray. >> please, let there be another

burrito. wow! >> and love. >> i would love one more burrito. where's my gawk gawk mow lee? >> eat, pray, love. coming soon. >> okay. i'm full now. >> jimmy: all right, well, we have a good show tonight. chris harrison is here from "the bachelor pad." we have music from luke bryan. and we'll be right back with jada pinkett smith, so stick around.

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bachelorette," and now "bachelor pad," which premiered tonight here on abc. chris harrison is here. have you seen this? what they do is, they get a bunch of former bachelors and bachelorettes together in the house, and then they infect each other with chlamydia. and then somebody, i guess, wins at the end. and later, this is his latest album called "doin my thing," luke bryan is in the house. my favorite of the tracks on the album is track 11, which is called "drinking beer and wasting bullets." it could be a rap song, too, you know. tomorrow night, sofia vergara will be here, as well chef gordon ramsay and music from christian scott. and later this week, jason schwartzman, sylvester stallone. and, do you know what they have

in common? adrian from "rocky" is jason schwartzman's mother. isn't that something? yeah. guillermo, have you ever seen "roc "rocky?" >> yes. >> jimmy: do you remember adrian? >> yes. >> jimmy: what did he say to her? >> i love you. >> jimmy: not what he said. our first -- he said "yo, adrian." >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: try it again. give us a little stallone. >> oh. yo, adrian. >> jimmy: jo, adrienne. how does it come out "jo?" our first guest tonight comes from a family in which if you're not famous, you get kicked out. she's the star and executive producer of "hawthorne." >> does any crackhead come into your hospital and you vouch for hem? >> isabel is not a crackhead.

>> my bad. >> it was a woman with a baby who needed help. what the hell is the chip on your shoulder? >> that chip you're staring at is you. >> jimmy: "hawthorne" airs tuesday nights at 9:00 on tnt. please welcome jada pinkett smith. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great to have you. you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: if i was a woman, i would like to look like this. >> well, thank you very much. thank you. >> jimmy: and maybe i'll give it a try either way. >> okay. we could get you a wig made like this. >> jimmy: coming out here, it's hard to believe you're someone's mom. >> i have two kids, actually. >> jimmy: two kids. >> and a bonus son who is 17, going to be 18 this year. that's been challenging. >> jimmy: has it really? >> yeah. you know, raising teenagers,

this day and age, is very challenging. >> jimmy: i have two teenagers myself. >> do you? >> jimmy: yeah, i just try to disregard them as much as possible. makes it so much easier. you know what? text me when you're 30. >> exactly. exactly. that's easier. >> jimmy: you must be very, very busy. well, not only were you producer of "the karate kid," you actually produced "the karate kid." >> exactly. yes. >> jimmy: literally. >> literally. >> jimmy: you son, jaden. is it easy to get a movie star to make his bed and do his chores and that sort of thing? >> most definitely. >> jimmy: oh, it is? >> see, this is the difference. you know, most child actors are the breadwinners of their home. jaden will have to do quite a few more movies before he becomes the bread winner of the smith family home. >> jimmy: there's a lot of bread in the that house. >> exactly. and there's a lot of bread in the house. and on top of that, his father happens to be 6'2" and 215 pounds. so he won't be able to beat his father any time soon.

>> jimmy: but karate can be a dangerous thing. he keeps up with that -- >> that's true, but his father played ali and his mother was in two "matrix"films. >> jimmy: there you go. all right, so no dangers there. >> no concerns there. >> jimmy: no overthrow of power in the house. >> no time soon. >> jimmy: and how old is your daughter? >> she's 9. >> jimmy: she better get a job really soon. >> she has a job, believe it or not. she has an album coming out this year. >> jimmy: good, about time. she started pulling some weight. [ applause ] really? >> i'm very happy. very happy. she's doing her own thing. she's got her own fashion line about to come out. so, you know -- >> jimmy: really? >> i'm proud of them. it's nice when you can -- we have very creative children, you know, and will and i are very creative. to be in a position where you can help facilitate your child's gifts, there's nothing better than that as a parent. >> jimmy: when i was 9 years

old, i mean, i was a creative kid. i think, though, i was like burning hot wheels in the back yard with cleto, my friend, and really -- i never even thought -- did you, when you were that age, did you think -- have a plan? >> i did. i did. and i was lucky to have a mother who believed in the plan. and the plan was just, i'm going to go to hollywood and be a star. and i never forget, i went to college, i went to north carolina school for the arts for one year. and i called my mom on the phone and said, listen, i also went to baltimore school for the arts, a high school i went to for four years, a program prior to go to the high school. i said, i got all the training i can get. i either need to go to los angeles and see if i can do this or i need to go to law school. and she said, go to los angeles. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. she said, go to los angeles. can you believe that? >> jimmy: that is surprising. >> and then i came to l.a., and within three months, had my first gig. >> jimmy: three months? >> three months. >> jimmy: she was right. >> she was.

how about it? she knew what she was doing. everybody was telling her, are you crazy in? you're sending your 17-year-old daughter to l.a. by herself? >> jimmy: you could be defending lindsay lohan right now. >> that was my plan. that was my plan. >> jimmy: your mom is a nurse. >> yes, she is. >> jimmy: and you play a nurse on "hawthorne." does she evaluate and criticize your nursing? >> she did, quite a bit last year. which is why i got a new technical team this year, because -- >> jimmy: is it her? >> it was last year. but yes, last year, she was really on top of it. and i'm very thankful because there was a lot of things that she was making me aware of that i don't think i would have been if she hadn't -- >> jimmy: like what sorts of things? >> like how we put the cap back on the needle or how we inject the needle. like, all that kind of stuff. how you, you know, resuscitate. it was all -- >> jimmy: it is important. especially to the people who are in that industry, might be watching the show. it really can ruin the show. >> oh, yeah. very specific.

and we got a lot of nurses last year were e-mailing and saying, listen, we like the show, but you're not doing this and this. my mom broke it down. at the end of the season, i had a six-page e-mail. >> jimmy: really? >> i had a six-page e-mail. and, you know, i was like, okay, cool. but this year, she helped make a much better show. kudos to her. kudos. >> jimmy: is there any possibility that, and i know you have three kids, is there any possibility that you and will could adopt me and make me part of the -- make me jimmy pinkett smith? >> we were thinking, you know, we were thinking about doing that. we'll put you on the list. >> jimmy: there's a list? >> there's a list. >> jimmy: if you can move me up on the list or something, i would love to be apart of it. >> i'll talk to will. >> jimmy: or the wacky neighbor who also lives in the house and drives everything you have. besides doing all your own

stuff, now you have to -- now you have your kids and you have to be with them. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have to -- i think you went all around the world with jaden. >> i did, i just got back and have to leave again to go to japan with him. >> jimmy: really. and that's got to be crazy. >> it's challenging. i mean, that's why i -- i was like, can i please just squeeze in, like, three months so mommy can do something? like, can i do a tv show? and the kids were like, okay, you get three months, that's it. i was like, okay. but it's challenging because between will, jaden and willow, and, you know, it's nice when -- >> jimmy: and now little jimmy. >> and little jimmy. and little jimmy. it's nice when your family needs you and wants you around. so my husband, he's about to start his -- he's about to do "men in black three." >> jimmy: what does he do? oh, he's an actor. >> he's an actor. >> jimmy: he's doing "men in black three." >> i think so.

he's like, i need you to be with me in new york. i'm like, okay. and jaden might be doing a movie after. i'm like, okay. how am i going to schedule my tv show? >> jimmy: you should have a reality show where they compete for mommy's love. >> exactly. that's -- let me tell you, that's what it feels like all day. it's a good thing. i'm not going to complain about it. >> jimmy: no, no. >> it's nice to feel needed. >> jimmy: when you go around the world, what country do you most like to go to and which country do you least like to go to? >> you know what's surprising, you know, i fell in love with norway. >> jimmy: norway? >> you believe it? i fell in love with norway. after japan, i'm going back to norway to go hiking in the mountains. >> jimmy: by yourself? >> not by myself. with four other ladies. >> jimmy: a little break there. going hiking in the mountains. >> in the mountains of norway, of all places. but i love norway. >> jimmy: what was it about norway that was so great? >> you know, i realized, it's the country of fairy tales, okay? so it's like, when you go to

norway, it's a lot of green and it's cottages and it's like pictures of things i've seen in fairy tales and i realized how much affinity i had for it, because of that. >> jimmy: something horrible always happens in a fairy tale, like somebody's baby gets stolen or you know, somebody gets wishes for gold and then it boils over on them. >> there's usually happy endings. i mean, there's -- >> jimmy: someone gets eaten by a wolf and cut open. don't go to norway, it seems dangerous. >> it's a beautiful place. >> jimmy: what country are you not crazy about going to? >> what country am i not crazy about going to? i really -- >> jimmy: keeping in mind, you'll not be allowed back. >> i really enjoy traveling and seeing the world. it's been a blessing. >> jimmy: i'll bet. i'll bet. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and give my regards to my brother and sister and dad and everybody. >> i will. >> jimmy: and i know you have,

as we saw in the clip, marc anthony is a co-star on the show. >> marc anthony. yeah, we have some brown thunder on the show this year. >> jimmy: hear that, guillermo. guillermo is more of a brown squall. jada pinkett smith, everybody. "hawthorne" airs tuesdays at 9:00 on tnt. we'llright back with chris harrison. check out covergirl clean makeup.

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>> jimmy: still to come, luke bryan will be here. our next guest is partially responsible for more short-term relationships than the las vegas wedding chapel. he's the host of "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette" and now co-host of a new show called "bachelor pad." you can watch it monday nights at 8:00 here on abc. please welcome chris harrison. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you again, man.

>> jimmy: how many seasons have you hosted of "bachelor/bache r "bachelor/bachelorette?" >> wrapping up ali was 20. going on nine years. that's a lot. >> jimmy: in dog years or tv years, like 100 years of television. you're going back to the '50s. >> us and lucille ball, that's it. >> jimmy: of the 20 potential relationships, how many have resulted in an actual marriage? >> most of them. >> jimmy: really. >> i think you have forgotten a lot of them. >> jimmy: which ones? >> well, tris thtrista and ryan. >> jimmy: were they the first ones? >> our first bachelorette ever. >> jimmy: okay, so, right out of the gate. >> they had kids, so we count that, too. >> jimmy: you can't count the kids, no. and then there was a dry spell. >> jason and molly. >> jimmy: like a 17-season dry spell. >> you're misremembering that. >> jimmy: was it 16? >> we had four or five between jason and molly. then we had 2 1/4, because we have ali and roberto who were here last week.

>> jimmy: that could work out. >> you can count -- they're down the aisle -- >> jimmy: you can't count it. most of these last about a month and a half. >> you realize we're on abc. you have to count it. >> jimmy: i don't count it until they're married and they have to be married on television. i want to see them married on television, preferably, a televangelist. so this is -- the people don't care, do they? if you look, you go, well, it would be like, if it's a sporting event and there's no actual championship at the end, and yet we watched and rooted and then nobody won, it would be like the world cup, i guess. [ laughter ] >> what was it, the all-star game? it's a tie, we're done. good night, everyone. but honestly, i think it's one of the things the fans really respect about our show. it's not so fake that at the end it's like, you're guaranteed this couple because it doesn't happen in real life. >> jimmy: it could be faker, in

fact. you could do with some faking on this show. >> you're not helping at all. >> jimmy: the show is too honest, i think. >> you know what, that's what has happened with the show is, you have to be more transparent these days with twitter and texting and blogging and -- the fans demand that. you demand to see through the show. rated-r, the wrestler, you had to show not only the fact that he had a girlfriend, but heard the voicemail, heard everything. he was standing over the bloody body with the smoking gun. that's what the fans demand now. >> jimmy: well, and they're getting it, unfortunately, i guess. but again, who could ever have guessed that a professional wrestler would be faking it on that show? i mean -- >> i'm stunned. in the 20 seasons i've been doing this, it knocked me over with a feather. >> jimmy: do you think he's ruined it for professional wrestlers from here on out? >> i hope not, i mean -- to take that profession down would just be horrible. >> jimmy: it really would be. >> they've done so much to build it up. >> jimmy: now "the bachelor pad" --

>> genius. >> jimmy: yeah. i think this show is going to be a big hit, i really do. >> i really do. we wanted to do an all-star edition of the show for quite some time but didn't know a way without tainting the franchise, and these people have been getting together, getting on vegas vacations and cruise ships. so, we have these continuing stories. we thought, let's make it a story. >> jimmy: has there ever been a lesbian relationship in the history? >> not that is public. >> jimmy: that would be great. >> maybe by the end of the "bachelor pad." >> jimmy: maybe? >> maybe, i don't think so, but wouldn't it be great for ratings? [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it would be. i don't know why you have any guys in that house at all. are there background checks done on these people? >> believe it or not, there are. i question how good they are. at times, but no, they do. they do psychological profiles, blood tests. >> jimmy: they do? >> there's actually people that fail to get on the show. >> jimmy: really? wait a minute. they do psychological testing and those people passed? they were like --

>> right. no, these -- weatherman, michelle, these are the people that make it past that test. there are people who fail that. >> jimmy: well, that -- those are the people you need to put in a house. >> i think they are in a home. >> jimmy: put them in a minimum security prison and shoot them. but this show is -- it's kind of like a combination of, like, "survivor" and "the bachelor" with -- i don't know, with some sex thrown in there. >> i think you're right. we have plenty of sex. kind of "big brother," "road rules." put it in a pot, steroids in there, that's bachelor pad. >> jimmy: are some on steroids? >> no one naturally looks like that, right? >> jimmy: well? [ applause ] most people don't. >> take the freak of nature aside, normal people don't look like that. >> jimmy: yeah, well you're probably right. so these people are living in the same house in the same room. >> yeah, we put them in bunk beds.

i mean, literally -- >> jimmy: don't the bunk beds, because if i was planning this, i would say that's going to lessen the sexual activity because you're in the same room with other people. >> well, you would think. it's like college. they started putting up sheets around their bunk beds, like this will trick them. they'll never know what we're doing. and we also have a fantasy suite upstairs that they can sneak into that's fully equipped. >> jimmy: you have to have that. >> it's kind of fun. there are these throw-backs to "the bachelor." you get away from it and think, oh, there's the franchise, it feels like home again. the rose ceremony, the fantasy suite, the dates -- >> jimmy: the fantasy suite, which is really pornography. it's line cinemax without the sex part. >> it's entertainment in art. so it's okay. most of what we do on the show is illegal in 49 states, but since it's on tv, it's like, it's okay. it's "the bachelor pad." >> jimmy: wouldn't it be something if out of this, the sodom and gomorrah type bachelor pad you've established there, if there were a couple of marriages

that come out of this thing? >> honestly, it woulden wouldn't surprise me. there are relationships on the show. you have gia who came in with a boyfriend, and it will be interesting to see if she leaves with the same boyfriend. it is ratcheted up quickly. as you saw in episode one tonight, it's amazing how quickly they started hooking up. >> jimmy: yeah, they're really just crazed sexual deviants, aren't they? i just can't man -- because obviously, you get in a house and some things are going to happen. i probably would be cooking for everyone or something, but -- >> there's that girl, too. you'll see her. >> jimmy: but you must never forget there are cameras there, and still with the cameras on them, they are behaving like this. >> the thing is these people are so good looking that they should just be having sex anyway. >> jimmy: really. >> like that's the best thing they have to offer. >> jimmy: do you think that makes them more comfortable? >> right, people like us, we have tv shows. they should just be having sex. that's what they do.

>> jimmy: maybe sex, but i don't know if they should be bearing children. >> good point, yeah. reproducing is probably not the best. >> jimmy: now, "the bachelor" is now a video game, which is great for kids, i think. how does this work? [ applause ] >> funny story because so i get this, and i'm instantly really cool with my kids. and i'd like, i'm the cool dad. let's play this. >> jimmy: because you're a guy in this. >> i'm the host of the game. i have my own avatar, and i have awesome abs in the game. i'm like, let's play this. my son starts playing it. he's a gamer. he's got this down. he instantly ends up in the fantasy suite with deanna. he's like, what is the fantasy suite? i'm here with deanna papis. i'm like, that's it. that's it, done. >> jimmy: time to hide the remote. >> right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, congratulations. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: i believe that eventually every show on this network will have the word

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"rain is a good thing," luke bryan! ♪ ♪ my daddy spent his life lookin' up at the sky he'd cuss and kick the dust ♪ ♪ sayin' son it's way too dry it clouds up in the city ♪ ♪ the weather man complains but where i come from rain is a good thing ♪ ♪ rain makes corn corn makes whiskey whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky ♪ ♪ back roads are boggin' up my buddies pile up in my truck ♪ ♪ we hunt our honeys down we take 'em into town start washin' all our worries down the drain ♪ ♪ rain is a good thing

ain't nothin' like a kiss out back in the barn ♪ ♪ wringin' out our soakin' clothes ridin' out a thunderstorm ♪ ♪ when tin roof gets to talkin' that's the best love we made ♪ ♪ yea where i come from rain is a good thing rain makes corn ♪ ♪ corn makes whiskey whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky ♪ ♪ back roads are boggin' up my buddies pile up in my truck ♪ ♪ we hunt our honeys down we take 'em into town start washin' ♪ ♪ all our worries down the drain rain is a good thing ♪ ♪

♪ farmer johnson does a little dance creeks on the rise roll up your pants ♪ ♪ country girls they wanna cuddle kids out playin' in a big mud puddle ♪ ♪ rain makes corn corn makes whiskey whiskey makes my baby ♪ ♪ feel a little frisky ♪ back roads are boggin' up my buddies pile up in my truck ♪ ♪ we hunt our honeys down we take 'em into town start washin' ♪ ♪ all our worries down the drain rain is a good thing ♪ ♪ rain is a good thing rain is a good thing rain is a good thing ♪ >> thank you.

>> jimmy: want to thank jada pinkett smith, chris harrison, want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, sofia vergara, chef gordon ramsay and music from christian scott. his new album is in stores now. playing us off the air with "someo e