and it's time now for tonight's closing argument. the reverend al sharpton says that by staging a major washington rally on the about

that by staging a major washington rally on the about versery of martin luther king jr.'s "i have a dream speech," glenn beck is making a an attempt to hijack the moment that changed america. so, tonight, we wanteded to ask you, what do you think? is glenn beck trespassing? or is this rally in the tradition of dr. king? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. at's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america, have a great weekend. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> take me, guillermo, i'm yours! do with me what you will! >> okay. >> jimmy: what is it like looking like you do? you don't get an honest reaction from anybody. >> you should see me before 8:00 a.m. >> jimmy: really? >> well, that's not an

invitation. jg right, no, believe me. i want to wish happy birthday to barack obama. republicans tried to block his birthday in the senate today but they didn't have enough votes and so it went through. >> do you know where barack obama was born? >> i know. in a cabin. >> jimmy: callan mcauliffe. >> this movie, you have an australian accident? >> i don't. i do american. >> jimmy: and how do you learn to do that? >> i guess every country needs another country to make fun of. >> jimmy: the black crowes. ♪ >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with e van mendes. callan mcauliffe. and music from the black crowes] what is performance? 0 to 60? or 60 to 0? [ tires screech ] the quarter mile, or a quarter century?

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bro, you can't chicken out now. yeah. can't do it. uh! it's really high. look at that boat down there. those guys have a ton of bud light. here we go! oh! whoa! check it out. sweet! oh, aluminum bottles, anyone? mmm. deviled eggs, they're a little salty. bikini! [ laughs ] [ male announcer ] it's the sure sign of a good time. the just right taste of bud light. here we go. she wants it back. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"

tonight -- eva mendes. from "flipped," callan mcauliffe. and music from the black crowes. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, nice and easy. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto.

i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for being in attendance. i want to wish happy birthday to our president, barack obama. republicans tried to block his birthday in the senate today, but they didn't have enough votes and so it went through, and -- president was able to turn 49 today, right on schedule. obama spent his birthday at home in chicago while michelle and sasha were in spain and malia is away at summer camp. oprah couldn't have come up with a better scenario if she planned it herself. rush limbaugh had an interesting take on the birthday. he said, they tell us august 4th is his birthday but we haven't seen any proof of that. and i know that sounds crazy -- it sounds about as crazy as trying to get the child proof cap off a bottle of oxycontin. but what if -- what if rush limb b limbaugh is right? what if today wasn't the president's birthday? that would mean his birthday is some other day. for all we know, it could be in october. it would change everything, right?

i mean, really. a new poll of americans found that a quarter of us doubt barack obama was born in the united states. which is -- surprising to me. we thought it would be fun to send a camera out on the street to ask people where barack obama was born. >> do you know where barack obama was born? >> no. >> do you know where barack obama was born? >> chicago, right? >> chicago? >> um -- indonesia. >> virginia? i don't know. >> no idea. >> southern state, um, tennessee, georgia? >> not here in the states. >> indonesia? >> texas? >> do you know where barack obama was born? >> um, hawaii? >> i don't know. >> i know. in a cabin.

>> jimmy: i think he may be thinking of a different president. well -- we're dumb, what are you going to say? this afternoon, a federal judge overturned proposition 8 which banned gay marriage in california, which came as great news for both gays and wedding planners, though that might be redundant. opponents of same sex marriage will now appeal to the ninth circuit court of appeals in san francisco, which, good luck there. [ laughter ] you'd have better luck with a show of hands at a lady gaga concert. so, there you go, guillermo. pick out a dress. we're doing this. >> yeah? oh, no. [ applause ] no. >> jimmy: he wants me to get down on the knee and propose and do the whole thing. very traditional, yes, he is. one unlikely supporter of gay marriage is our republican governor here in california, arnold schwarzenegger.

yesterday, the governor was in fresno giving a speech to the central california hispanic chamber of commerce and somehow he managed to come up with a body building metaphor to describe the importance of central california to the state economy. >> there is also a central california. a central california. and i've explained why this is so important, because in my body building days. remember they talk about the upper body versus the lower body, the legs, or the chest, no one talked about the abs. i say, well, that's your central part of the body, very important. i say, so is the central valley, the abs of california. >> jimmy: very good. it's something. the abs of california. central california is the abs of california. i guess that would make us the buttocks of california here in hollywood, right?

i'm going to miss him. i really am. mean tile meanwhile, another unusual leader from the world of entertainment, wyclef jean, wants to run for president of haiti. he said he hopes the haitian people will look past the fact he has very little political experience and be forgiven for that horrible remake of "we are the world" so he can lead them to a better future. if california can be governed by a kindergarten cop, haiti can be governed by a fugee. or a black-eyed pea or some combination of all of them. this is kind of funny. north korean singer is being accused of plagiarizing a popular south korean love song and altering the lyrics of the song so that -- to sing the praises of their dictator kim jong-il. the original song is called "maze of love." supposedly it's one of kim jong im's favorites. and now it's been specifically rewritten for him. ♪ i went up the mountain

♪ so see dear leader's face ♪ i wore my best outfit with feathers and lace ♪ ♪ dear leader's eyes so sexy ♪ body so strong ♪ dear leader's muscles bigger than those of king kong ♪ ♪ our general's sunglasses are shiny and black ♪ ♪ i wish to shower with him ♪ rub soap on back ♪ and feed him some peanut and cracker jack ♪ ♪ our dear leader is the best >> jimmy: well, that's -- [ applause ] haunting. i can't -- i can't wait to see how they work that into the second season of "glee." this is your "american idol" update.

this seems dubious to me, but victor willis who is the original cop from the village people, claims he met with "american idol" executives about becoming a judge on the show, and they told him he's a dark horse candidate to get the job. very, very dark. very, like, as dark as it gets, really. how great would it be after all this talk of elton john and justin timberlake, they replace simon with the cop from the village people? [ laughter ] singing "macho man." so, let's hope that happens. former bachelor jake pavelka was on "the view" today. last week, they had president obama. this week, jake pavelka. you can see -- jake is still doing damage control after his very public breakup with vienna, his fiance from the show. she alleged that they rarely had sex, which i guess led some people to believe jake is gay, but he's not gay, as he explained to the ladies this morning. >> i can't separate, you know, love and intimacy. i guess that's the southern guy in me. apparently that makes me gay. >> everybody thinks you're gay.

people heard that, if he's not intimate unless cameras are rolling, papers everywhere saying you are gay -- >> hold on a second. is there anyone in the audience who would like to spend some time with jake? >> jimmy: all right, well -- that's -- [ applause ] got some takers there. by the way, is "the view" really the best place to declare your heterosexuality? just being on it makes you at least bisexual. good news from the gulf of mexico. bp says they've been able to seal the leaking oil well with a technique known as static kill, which is going to be the title of the next steven seagal movie. the government is saying that 75% of the oil has been either collected or burned, so, they were very happy. they were popping champagne at bp headquarters. unfortunately, once they popped it, they were unable to control the flow of the champagne and most of their office was

destroyed, but still -- bp said they are relieved to put this behind them and go back to doing things exactly the same way they did before it happened. so -- this is pretty good. from our local abc news in cincinnati, channel nine -- i know that ridiculous 911 calls are a waste of money and resources and could potentially put people's lives in danger, but this one, i think, was worth that. >> bernadette calls this apartment building in norwood home. but it's her call to 911 a week ago that's getting so much attention. >> i could dial 911, they said i tried to ask them for a date. >> i'm having a hard time getting, you know, ahold of a date line and stuff. everyone wants to -- around. i didn't believe i did that. i must have been drunk and just didn't realize it. >> reporter: as for a date, she says she's more than happy with her boyfriend, jimbo. >> jimmy: well, who wouldn't be more than happy with her boyfriend jimbo? it's jimbo. [ applause ]

his beard smells like southern comfort and pepperoni snacks. meanwhile, these people run free, and lindsay lohan is still undergoing psychiatric evaluation at ucla. she was set to star in the life story of linda lovelace before they locked her up. there were rumors that the producers were going to replace her. lindsay's mother was so upset that lindsay might lose the part, she called the producer herself and was assured they are sticking with lindsay, which is good, because dina's late on her jaguar payment. that's the difference between lindsay's mom and my mom. if i was in the hospital after spending two weeks in jail, my mom heard i might not get to play a hardcore porn star, she wouldn't call the producer to make sure i still had the part. she probably wouldn't even want me to do the part at all. [ laughter ] so, i guess she doesn't love me as much as lindsay's mom loves her. if the movie thing doesn't work out, by the way, i have just the place lindsay should go.

there's a show on oxygen called "the bad girls club." have you seen -- they really boil the reality concept right down. no one's famous. there's no dating competition. no rehab, no talent or weight loss. they just find a bunch of despicable women, stick them in a house together and watch them go. >> if you think i'm not going to come out swinging, you got me [ bleep ] up. >> girl, girl -- >> you got me [ bleep ] up. >> swing, swing. >> please swing. >> hey, hey. >> stop, stop, stop. >> did i -- >> swing! >> let's bleep bleach -- >> no, you're not -- oh -- >> oh, you do not. >> no, no. >> give me that. >> jimmy: that's -- [ applause ] that's what happens. they really -- they should feed them all to shark week.

i have a feeling one day all television shows will be like that. just be fighting and cursing. we'll look back on maury povich like it was "the cosby show." interesting news out of iran. iranian state media is denying that an explosion near the motorcade of a members only motorcade of president a-members only jacket, was a bomb to kill him. >> denying reports there's been an assassination attempt on president mahmoud ahmadinejad. >> it was actually a fire cracker. >> however, other outlets are describing it as an attack. reports differ on the details, but someone threw a crude grenade at the convoy, missing the president by about 100 yards. >> jimmy: they're sticking with the fireworks story. many experts don't believe them. i think the truth is in the middle, though. i think the explosion probably did come from fireworks, but you have to understand that in that culture, the word "fireworks"

doesn't necessarily mean the same thing it does here. >> looking for the best fireworks this side of the persian gulf? come to the fireworks farm. we've got snap and pops. rockets. roman candles. lady fingers. screamers. snakes. black cats. and sparklers for the kids! at prices that will make your head explode! fireworks farm. at gravel rode and rock pile. across the street from turban town. >> jimmy: there you go. [ applause ] see what i mean? there really, honestly, if you want to kill this ahmadinejad character, i have a foolproof plan. poison windbreakers. he can't resist them. just sit back and let him get dressed and it's done. thank you, cleto. hey, guillermo is excited tonight. we all are, because eva mendes is here. [ applause ] you have really been -- you've been looking forward to this,

haven't you, guillermo? guillermo? guillermo? >> are you there, my love? >> i am here. >> guillermo! you are so strong, so brave, so -- masculine. >> si. i know i am. >> oh, take me, guillermo. i'm yours. do with me what you will. ahh! >> okay. come with me, miss eva mendes. this bubble tickles. >> more cotton candy, my love? >> por favor. >> jimmy: guillermo? guillermo? guillermo, you're eating the -- guillermo! you're eating the boom mike. >> oh, sorry, jimmy. sometimes i get very hungry. >> jimmy: i understand.

we have a good show tonight. callan mcauliffe is here. we have music from the black crowes. and we'll be right back with eva mendes -- so stay.

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acoustic double album, it's called "crowe-ology," the black crowes from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, ice cube will be here, melissa rycroft and saving abel. try not to miss that or something terrible will happen to you. our first guest tonight is a very beautiful and talented woman who co-stars with the very beautiful and talented will ferrell and mark wahlberg in their new movie called "the other guys." it's in theaters friday. please say hello to eva mendes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you for coming. >> you look great. it's been a few years. >> jimmy: you look a lot better. >> than you? no. >> jimmy: let me ask you about that. what is it like looking like you do? you don't really get an honest reaction from anybody. >> really? you think i'm that cute?

i'm marginally cute. >> jimmy: no, you're not. >> you should see me before 8:00 a.m. >> jimmy: really? >> well, that's not an invitation. >> jimmy: believe me -- >> if you saw me before 8:00 a.m. -- >> jimmy: which i won't. yep, right. though, right now, it is before 8:00 a.m. >> somewhere. >> jimmy: that's right. but when you walk into a place, do they just give you things? i mean, do you ever -- >> birds start singing. you know -- no, what do you mean do i ever pay for anything? of course i don't. i don't pay for anything. cars, you think i paid for any of this? >> jimmy: you distracted my security guard, who is here to protect me against enemies -- >> hi, guillermo. >> hi. >> jimmy: guillermo -- you know, guillermo sometimes complains about the things we make him do. i don't want to jump in this thing, whatever. you never thanked me for putting you in something with eva -- >> i did. i say thank you from the bottom of my heart.

>> jimmy: said it quietly to himself. [ speaking foreign language ] >> jimmy: i didn't understand that. thank you for coming. very good to see you. now, as far as -- i heard that your mom is critical of your -- >> oh, my mom -- >> jimmy: appearance? >> don't say critical, because that sounds mean. she's constructively critical. i guess that sounds equally as mean. but my mom, because i'm always traveling, always away. she looks me up the minute i go to an event and writes me a little e-mail and it's called mom's review. and, again, it sounds really annoying, but it's not. it's really cute. it's really cute. she's adorable. and she reviews me from head to toe. that sounds awful. >> jimmy: it does. >> but i promise she's adorable. and she'll be like, oh, i love your hair -- well, that's how i read the text, but i love your hair, but the lipstick, you need brighter lipstick.

your lips are so pretty, show your lips. the dress is too big over here. so, she'll go from the top of the bottom and i share it with my amazing team that has to put all this together, which takes about 14 days. >> jimmy: do they go nuts when your mom -- >> love it. >> jimmy: they like it? >> they love it. because i only read them the good parts. >> jimmy: for instance -- this happens to be a -- they put a whole bunch of pictures of you. your easy elegance. and -- like, for instance, like this right here, i can't imagine, would your mom have anything negative to say about this -- >> my mother loved this look but she didn't like the hair. she thought it was too tight on the sides. >> jimmy: really? so you'll never wear it like that again? >> ever. ever. no, just kidding. i liked it. >> jimmy: what about the white one? >> she didn't like that it is shapeless. but she liked everything else. she likes me to show off my shape. this is so weird. >> jimmy: my mom says the same thing. she says, you have a beautiful pear shape.

why don't you show that to people? and i think she's right. your mom is from cuba. >> yes. >> jimmy: she came to the united states from cuba? >> yeah, i was going to make a very politically incorrect joke. i'll refrain. yes, jimmy. she came before the revolution. >> jimmy: before the revolution. have you been to cuba? >> i have not. but i look forward to going back. >> jimmy: maybe one day things will change and -- >> things are changing. >> jimmy: they are? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't note about this. do you think they are changing over there? >> i think they are. >> jimmy: does your mother wish she could go back one day? >> absolutely. my mother and my father. my whole family. >> jimmy: yeah, but one of those things, well, we have to wait because you never know, they may change and then change back again -- >> give it a minute. nobody wants to get stuck there, if you know what i mean. >> jimmy: exactly. a grace period. okay, so, your mom is -- did your mom -- when you were a kid, did they send you to summer camp, do the normal things? >> she tried.

me and my mother are very close. i have siblings that are much older than me. it's my sister's birthday. happy birthday janet. i love you so much. and she's here. >> jimmy: she appreciates the much. >> i feel bad because i said she's much older. but you are, jan. i was almost raised on my own, with my mom, because they were all off to school. when i was little, i remember my mother sent me away to summer camp once. i lasted two days, crying, just couldn't take it not being home. >> jimmy: so did you go home? >> yes. i went home. i was the kid who goes home early. i was that annoying kid who wanted to be back so badly. >> jimmy: most parents will make their kid stay and then -- yeah. how did you get word to her? >> get word. it wasn't 1942. how did you get word? oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: there's a letter written -- >> telephone? no. >> jimmy: so you called her, said, mom, come pick me up? >> yes, i called her. >> jimmy: interesting. >> my god.

>> jimmy: we had carrier pige pigeonpigeo pigeons. i was never sent to camp. i was never given the opportunity to cry. >> why not? you were bad -- >> jimmy: no, i was a good kid. >> they didn't want you to go. >> jimmy: not in any way. just general cheapness, i think. you want to know the truth? my parents would drop us off at this -- in las vegas -- >> you guys know this? is that why you're laughing? >> jimmy: had nothing but a black top field and one tether ball pole in the middle that had no tether ball attached to it. just a rope in case we wanted to hang ourselves. she dropped us off at 9:00 in the morning. we'd spend the whole day sitting in this yard, like prisoners. and she'd come back from the mall around 4:00, 5:00, and we would jump in the car -- >> why couldn't she take you to the mall? >> jimmy: she wanted her mall time. >> that's awful. >> jimmy: i know. it is. i know. i'm still not going to be invited to your house before 8:00 a.m. >> never, never. >> jimmy: this movie is very funny. i watched it today. and it's really funny.

well, you can expect that with will ferrell and mark wahlberg was funny, too. did you get along with them? and please be honest. don't just pretend you did. >> no, i didn't. i really didn't like will. will is really -- >> jimmy: he's very unlikable. >> you think he's going to be really funny -- he's just not. >> jimmy: he's boring. >> yeah, you're just like -- you want him to break into janet reno or something. and he doesn't. on command, i was like, janet reno. didn't happen. >> jimmy: did he do anything weird? >> all the time. >> jimmy: what was the weirdest thing that he did? >> um -- i'm actually -- i'm kidding. i, like, love him very much and he's not weird at all. that's the weird thing. you know what i mean? usually when fellow actors or comedians, you guys are the weirdest. when we work with other people -- you know what i mean? >> jimmy: no, i don't work with anyone. i keep to myself. >> no, but you know. we're -- see? exactly that face. >> jimmy: i'm going to go

through your imdb and try to figure out who you were talking about -- >> i'm weird -- >> jimmy: now you're making it worse. >> will's a dream co-star. you're talking to a girl who "anchorman" is like my "godfather." he would be -- >> jimmy: marlon brando. we have a clip from the movie. i think it needs a little bit of setup, because -- >> really? >> jimmy: you play will's wife -- >> you got it. >> jimmy: you're a perfect wife. >> you got it. >> jimmy: he's had a lot of experience with very beautiful women. >> doing amazing. >> jimmy: and thinks of you as maybe not quite up to his standards? >> amazing, yes. >> jimmy: which is ridiculous. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and i think that's all i need to say. >> you got it. >> jimmy: here it is. this is my new movie "the other guys." >> are you really his wife? >> i know.

people are shocked, but it works. >> are you going to change? >> i already did. >> no big deal. you look really nice. >> terry, you don't have to be polite. >> don't speak to her like that. >> if i put that in my cosmo fashion app, you would probably get an d-minus. >> he loves those apps. he's designed three of his own. one of them, you can take a picture of anybody's face and i will tell what you the back of his head looks like. >> faceback. >> faceback. >> it's going to hit. >> it's going to catch. >> jimmy: it's called "the other guys." it opens friday. eva mendes, everybody. we'll be right back with callan mcauliffe.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, thank you. how are you? >> jimmy: you're 15 years old. i'm well, thank you for asking. you're 15. were you an actor in australia before? >> sort of. i guess you could say. i started doing, like, stupid little commercials and things like that. i think the first thing i did was an asian salad dressing karate commercial. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you -- you did karate in the commercial? >> i tried my best. i had to do, like, a flying roundhouse kick type thing and i had to do it to the camera. and that worked well. did that about 50 times. fall on the floor. my first experience with stunts, i think. >> jimmy: nice. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: salad dressing-related stunts. >> yes. >> jimmy: and your friends excited to see you doing karate on television? >> not at all. >> jimmy: they were not?

>> they don't care. >> jimmy: really? are they jaded or -- >> just like, oh, yeah, go do your acting thing and see you when you come back and we'll go hang out. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, do you have new friends now, real friends? celebrity friends? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: do americans ask you a lot of questions about australia? >> they do. >> jimmy: and dumb questions, right? >> yeah, very dumb questions. >> jimmy: that's what we're best at. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're very curious about things, but we, you know, really, the vast, and i will tell you this is true. i'm not making a joke. the vast majority of what we know about australia came from the "crocodile dundee" movies. it really did. so, what sorts of things do people ask you? >> do we ride kangaroos to school? i think -- just really stupid stuff that defies logic. >> jimmy: so, you don't? [ laughter ] you don't ride -- >> well, the cool kids ride emus. >> jimmy: nice. they ask you about, like, koala

bears and shrimps on the barbie, of course. >> we don't say shrimp, though. we saw prawn. as far as i know. >> jimmy: really? >> it doesn't sound as good to say chuck a prawn on the barbie. >> jimmy: no, it doesn't. in this movie, do you have an australian accent? 4 >> i don't. i do american. >> jimmy: you do. and how do you learn to do that? >> i guess, you know, every country needs another country to make fun of. >> jimmy: oh, really? you guys are over there making fun of us? [ applause ] >> yeah, i guess, all the decent tv and music and movies and things like that is all american. we sort of pick it up. >> jimmy: and you picked it up from watching television, from, like, sitcoms or what? >> well, i don't go to acting class to act, i just watch other people act and steal their ideas. >> jimmy: let's do the rest of the interview, or part of it with american accents. >> i don't think i want to. do i have to? >> jimmy: can you do it off the cuff?

>> all right, yeah, let's go. sure. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> it's relatively decent, you know. >> jimmy: that is pretty good. >> yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: what -- have you thought about, like, you could easily have been watching the wrong shows and you could have been watching, like, "that '70s show" and thought, i'll talk with a funny accent like fez. or something, i mean, you know, there are many different kinds of american accents. we don't just have the one, like you guys. >> when people ask me, they go, can you do an american accent? i go, yeah, i just do normal. and, if that exists. neutral. >> jimmy: midwestern time of thing? >> pronouncing things as they are spelled. >> jimmy: interesting. guillermo, you ought to think about that. now, this is -- your first movie, "flipped." rob reiner is the director of the movie. did you know anything about rob? >> i knew he was a really good director. i knew that much. i mean, i'd seen "stand by me."

i thought that was fantastic. >> jimmy: that was the only one? >> that was the only one. >> jimmy: and did you know he was on a sitcom in the united states? >> i found out. >> jimmy: did you know they called him meat head on that show? >> i did not. >> jimmy: would that have aided you through the production of the film? >> probably, yeah. >> jimmy: i heard he had, like, a swear jar for you -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: on the set. >> because he tried to keep the set as kid friendly as possible, because there was a lot of kids on the set. and so when someone swore in front of a child on the set, you would have to put $20 in a jar. $20. and that was pretty big. >> jimmy: that is pretty big. >> i kept it to a min up. and i think i'm owed about 600 bucks. >> jimmy: was that money supposed to go to you? >> people swore and i would hear them and not tell anyone. so, i would ask for $10. >> jimmy: some of the other kids were running -- really? you cut a deal? >> yeah. >> jimmy: interesting.

very clever. do you stay here, do you go back to australia? >> now? >> jimmy: once you're done promoting the film -- >> once i'm done, i go back to australia, yeah, finish school. >> jimmy: finish school? >> try to. yeah. >> jimmy: that's not how we do it here in hollywood. we'll have a talk. talk with the lohans. you'll figure it out. very nice to meet you. good luck. congratulations. new movie is called "flipped." it opens friday. callan mcauliffe, everybody. we'll be right back with the black crowes. ♪ hey, look, it's grandma! oh, she's early. no...on the counter. [ female announcer ] art projects in the kitchen? bring it. i think you forgot her glasses. [ both giggling ] [ doorbell rings ] [ female announcer ] trust new bounty. the bounty with a little extra softness. in this lab test, new bounty extra soft

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