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we're choosing a governor, shouldn't character matter? and we are now riveted to the fifth rescue attempt of the miners trapped below here. jimmy sanchez is the young man we've really, our hearts have gone out to him because he has struggled with this more than

any of the older, more experienced miners. he took the job just a short time before the cave-in to support his new young daughter. and now, he is, if they go about a meter a second or so, 2 1/2 minutes from the surface. there's actually a camera inside the cage. they're not putting it out live. >> in fact, in that cage, they have oxygen masks, they're breathing 30% oxygen. they have heart monitors. they have temperature monitors. they are wearing compression socks and girdles. they are -- and they're being monitored with these cameras. nothing is being left to chance. they really are taking care of this. they were concerned about clots because of blood clots, because of the very small space these men are in. but in the case of jimmy sanchez, they were very worried about panic. he's had a very rough time. he's only 19. i would imagine being a 19-year-old kid and having the world caved in literally on top

of you and he's had a real struggle. the older miners really took on a, as you can imagine, a father-like role with him. it's a sign of just how difficult it's been for him, the first four miners were the healthy ones. they wanted to make sure the system work, and then they said the next ten were the most vulnerable, the ones in need of medical care, and it speaks a lot of jimmy's condition that he's the first of those. >> the first one, the young man, so, yes, as we've said, any sort of claustrophobia touches you, you know what this young man's going through. they're peering down the top of this shaft. three of these emergency shafts were dug. in fact, cleated two, i think the third one is still -- kind of -- >> yes, and plan "a," "b" and "c." plan "a" was a straight run shot which never made it. plan "b" was the one that did make it was this water drill shaft, 26 inches wide and plan

"c" was the big oil drug rig, which is almost there, but it was really a race of different technologies and the drillers said that it was kind of a friendly competition, but at the end of the day, when they changed shifts, they'd all get together and say, how are you doing? and they said, we're all rooting each other on statement. we're not just 61 meters from the top for jimmy sanchez, a moment that you can be sure he has waited desperately to see, it will be interesting to see how he reacts and how this family, who of his family is there to greet him. >> it is interesting to see who they choose. sometimes, it's the head of state. we expected the president of bolivia perhaps to come. we understand he's going to visit the one bolivian national in the hospital, but the president of chile is enjoying the kind of optic politically that most heads of state would kill for. >> oh, absolutely. >> the triumph of this effort has gone so well for so long up

until now, but it's still dangerous. this is still a honeycombed area. it's still an earthquake zone. and much could go wrong in the next -- >> here it comes. here is jimmy sanchez coming out. they're applauding. and you've got to think that he is taking his first breath of fresh air and can't wait to get out of that capsule, which must feel a lot like a cage. >> oh, my gosh, the utter relief. they've all been wearing dark sunglasses. they're worried about light sensitivity from being down in the depths for so long. >> now they're opening the door. they're pulling up a little bit more. you notice it's painted red, white and blue, the colors of chile. they really have, it's incredible. you'd think they spent years planning for this. >> this is the sort of thing that television directors and producers who do super bowls and came awards are watching this with envy seeing, seven live

cameras. pure human drama playing out real-time. >> flags everywhere. this is a moment for chile to be very proud and there's no reason they shouldn't be. this little country is pulling off an absolute miracle. in making this happen and they've had help but they've done a lot of this themselves and it's very much been a chilean effort. >> i would have guessed that's jimmy sanchez's father. >> i'm guessing, too. i got to know a lot of families but i don't -- i didn't neat the sanchezs in the camp outside the gate. >> it must have been painful for them. ooh, here comes the, here the cheer. >> we've been hearing a lot of the national soccer cheers. >> yeah, yeah. >> anthems, even some national courtship dances breaking out in pure celebration. >> yeah. and, you know, bill, i have to say, there are moments when this story hits you and you got a lump in your throat and here's one of them. 19-year-old kid, man.

he's just, must be so desperately wanted this and he looks a little bit unstable. but he's walking out. >> there's the hug. now, you can hear behind us some of the spontaneous celebration. >> yeah. >> as we revel in this moment, too, we do want to set the scene because i've never seen anything quite like this. we have this sort of spontaneous campground where family members are next to journalists from japan. >> for those of us who have been here, actually called it a shantytown. it's a pretty scruffy place but -- >> you took a walk around, give us a little tour. >> i did. and you get a real sense of what it's like. come for a little walk with me and you can see for yourself. that yellow structure is the winch. the white wheel rotates as the rescue capsule goes up and down. these are the gates of the mine. we're not allowed on the other side. that is a security zone.

even this area that i'm in is off-limits to the public. you have to be a member of the miners' family, support worker or rescue worker or accredited journalist to even get here. i first arrived august 23rd, the day after they found the men alive. the surprise and the delight of their families and the world. that was 18 days into this ordeal which has now lasted 69 days. this was just a dusty little outpost. now, well, take a look. all of this is being watched, of course, by people around the world, but particularly here in chile, live coverage has been going on for hours. it's not clear whether they will continue until the very end of this which could be a day and a half or two days, but it is an elaborate system. the chilean government has put up a free satellite signal with seven remote cameras up there around the rescue site. the chilean tv stations, networks, have built these wooden platforms and they are doing gaffe el-to-gaffe el

coverage. it's almost like watching an election night, filled with suspense, incredibly elaborate graphics and commentators. it goes on and on. this is a very rugged place. i think of it of a moon escape. 30 miles to the closest city. this is a mining area, not much else. they say it's the driest place on earth and can you see, this is nhk japan, they set up a tent next to a pile of rocks. there's a fire burning because i've got to tell you, it's very cold here. and that fire really does feel awfully nice. it's an extreme climate in the anacama desert. it gets very hot during the day and bitterly cold at night. i guess it's not surprising that there's a mix here of both celebration and anxiety. the balloons adding a bit of a festive atmosphere during the day, there's often a clown around here to entertain the children of the miners. it's late, though, so the clown is gone, but people right now,

as can you see, glued to the television sets. there's a sign up there, i don't think most people even see it. it says, it means essentially, together we have a safe workplace and that faded sign emblematic of the safety standards of this mine. the san jose mine owned by a company called the st. esteban mining company is one of the oldest mines in this area, begun in 1889. it's had a very shoddy record for safety. in many ways, people around here were not surprised to hear that the mine had collapsed. there have been accidents here before. it is certain now, though, that this mine will never re-open. you know, bill, the technology, so much of the focus was on getting these guys out, but, of course, they also had to focus on sustaining them. and the early days, when i was here, that was really the priority, of course. they found them for 17 days,

they had been really starving, living on meager rations of a couple of, two spoons of tuna, half cup of milk and half a biscuit every other day. >> every other day. >> that was the food found in the refuge that they took shelter in after the collapse. it was a two-day supply. and interestingly, they had one ration left when they were found. they'd lost 20 pounds each. they had to get food to them immediately. they had a six-inch hole and they invented this technology, they called it the paloma, spanish for "pigeon" as 82 carrier pigeon, like torpedos. everything had to be four inches or less. the food, drugs, clothing, all the support system. they needed something to sleep on because they were all getting sick from sleeping on the dusty, cold floors. they sent down self-inflating camp mattresses so they'd have some comfort. everything had to be created to sustain them. >> as we see shots of jimmy sanchez being led into observation, medical observation, they've set up this

clinic right nearby. we want to turn to dr. richard besser, who is back in the new york area, our chief medical editor at abc news to talk about the physical strain that situation must have had on their bodies, in addition to the fact they're going from a 90-degree humid, underground layer into freezing desert air. so, doctor, what are some of the things as a physician they're looking out for as each of these men come up? >> bill, this is just been an extraordinary feat in medical planning and coordination. they've really thought about everything. that these men been brought up on day 17, it would be a different picture, but these men have been rehabilitated in terms of their diet. they have been given vitamin d to strengthen their bones. coming up from the surface, that temperature is going to be an issue so they'll be wrapped in warm sweaters. the biggest concern coming from the bottom to the top, though, that 20 minutes, is whether or not their blood pressure stays up. if you faint when you're in that

capsule, that can be very dangerous. it would decrease blood flow to your brain, that could be deadly. they've given them a high salt diet to make sure their blood pressure stays high and be in compression clothing to make sure their blood pressure stays high during the 20 minutes from the bottom to the top. >> any groomsmen has been wonder not to lock your knees for an extended period of time and in that tight capsule, they could help that. that's something the nasa designers had to engineer into the plans for that. so, the first few men who came up are healthy and then, as they get lower down on the list, you get into the men who have hypertension or diabetes. what about the humid nature, just that sticky, dense air down in the mine? what does that do to your body? >> well, there's a number of things from that air. the air is full of dust. that's not good for the lungs. if you have any asthma or lung disease or heart disease, that's very stressful on the body. you're set up for all kinds of skin infections from that

environment, fungus infections, ringworm, impetigo, those kind of skin infections will be a big problem and they can take care of those. those aren't life-threatening issues. as you come up to the surface, they're going to have oxygen on to make sure they maintain the level of oxygen they need to be safe. >> and the first 17 days, and we've mentioned it, when they thought they were dead, everyone up on surface thought they were doomed as well, they were living on a bite of fish, a bite of tuna fish, every other day and a swallow of milk in order to ration their meager supplies. the doctors must have nutritionists must have ramped up their cal orric intake, right, over the recent weeks? >> they did. you know, they had a lot of input from nasa much the critical point is you can't bring someone from where they were to full nutrition very quickly. if you do that, you could put them into heart failure. so they did that gradually. they built them up over time. they had 50 days to bring them back and, so i think you're going to see most of the people

coming out of this mine are in very good shape. that just goes to that planning and what's been learned from isolation and from other situations. it's quite extraordinary. >> and just the psychology, too, to see mario sepulveda come out and give bear hugs and lead miners in a cheer, amazing sign of mental health. but the fact that they could -- they in you the end was near must have been an incredible boost for them psychologically, don't you think? >> i think so, but that's an area that really needs particular attention. they went through several phases, that phase when they were down there that they thought they wouldn't be discovered. that period of time waiting to come to the surface. now that jubilation. that's going to wear off and they're going to be at risk for things like posttraumatic stress disorders, feelings of guilt for the events they had missed and all kinds of anxiety issues. hopefully, they'll have ongoing support. we understand that there are mental health services that will

be available to them for the long run and that's going to be critical important to their long-term health. >> that's right. the chilean government promising six weeks of extended psychological care to deal with life-changing seismically in ways we can't imagine. dr. richard besser, we appreciate your insight. thanks so much. >> good to see you, bill. >> actually, six months of psychological care, i misspoke there. make sure that's the case. we should explain the lack of lights here. they just had a blackout because as they flew jimmy sanchez out in a medevac helicopter, the pilots are using night vision goggles and any bright lights on the ground can really blind them. that's the situation as it unfolds now. so, let's talk about the families. as we talked about so many different stories, jeffrey has been here, got to know them. some marriages have broken up as a result of this disaster here. some marriages have been strengthened, anniversaries celebrated on either end of that

long escape shaft. babies were born. one man became a father for the first time. while he was underground. another is expecting a child at any moment. our own john quinnions' joins us, he had some time to spend some type with the families and get to know what their lives are like the past ten weeks. >> you know, bill, it is quite an amazing inspiring story of perseverance and endurance, so emotional. i spent a week down there in copiapo with many of the miners' families, among them, maria silva, mother of two sons stranded down there. maria told me she had all faith in the world that her boys would come out safely. as luck would have it, florencio silva the first to come out. the other son expected to come out in a few hours. i also spent some time with some of the children of those miners. among them two remarkable 8-year-old girls who have been waiting 68 days to see their

fathers. they are the littlest victims of this tragedy. the survivors above ground. 8-year-old arlen, who can barely contain herself when she sees her father, claudio illanes. "papa, i love you so much," she says, "and i'm waiting for you with tons and tons of hugs and kisses." and there is 8-year-old carolina. every day for the last 68 days, she's boarded a bus for the hour-long ride from her home to the mine to be closer to her father, sam uel avalos. "he's the most wonderful man in the world," she tells me. "i'm going to wrap myself around him," she says, "and rock back and forth, back and forth, like a giant swing and i will never let him go."

>> those girls' fathers are expected to be out within the next to hours. tonight we are also following some of the wives of the miners. as they prepare to see their husbands, we're told that they spent the day getting their hair done, buying new outfits. i understand they're acting like teenaged girls, bill. >> i'm certain there will be many second honeymoons as a result of this. absence making the heart grow fonder, especially when their loved ones are underground. these men went underground as humble, obscure $400-a-week miners and coming up national heroes and offers that many of them could not have dreamed of and we're joined by the woman with the chilean version of "who wants to be a millionaire?"

>> it's actually "who deserves to be a millionaire?" it's people who need money for some good reason like buy a car or put some store, like start a new business, like entrepreneurs, stuff like that. >> a noble version of our chilean game show. tell me about as someone from this country who has watched all this play out, what kind of national heroes will these men be once they all get up safely? >> well, we hope that they're good heroes, like we are trying to help them especially because we think that they deserve. they have a really tough life working down there, so we think they deserve to go to the show and have some money if we can help them, we are going to do that. >> right. i understand that they have been offered trips to presidential palaces, all-expense-paid vacations to greece, books and

movie deals. >> a lot of stuff. >> do you think it will affect them in ways? i mean they've gotten -- >> i hope in a good way in that. >> in a good way. >> yeah, because, you know, i think that money always can change people, but we hope that they're going to do the best with the money they win here or whatever. we have a famous person, like a man here, he gives money to the people. he goes around spending money. you need some dollars, i give you this. and he gave them, like, $5 mill pesos, it's one. and that's all. you can buy a car with that. >> that's a couple years' salary. for these men. >> yeah. we hope they will do the best with the money they have now so and we're trying to help them. >> okay. >> to do that. >> we appreciate you spending some time with us. good luck on your game show booking. >> thank you so much.

>> everybody is gathering here to watch this unfold. and to get some perspective, we actually reach out to an american mining expert. her name is ellen smith and she really put things in perspective for us. >> we've never seen a rescue like this in the world. and it really is the equivalent of sending a man to the moon. we had the plans. we had the technology, but it was putting everything together in order to get this done. and we just have the best minds in the world coming together on this unprecedented rescue that, hopefully, we'll never have to do again, but we were able to do it, we've never had guys trapped 2,000 feet below the surface and alive. i mean, we've had terrible mine disasters, but we've never seen men survive. and, you know, this mine is different than the coal mines in the united states. it's got high ceilings. they've got the big equipment down there. they were able to use their

batteries and resources to help stay alive. but this is certainly the first time a rescue like this has ever occurred in history where we've had to go down 2,000 feet in solid rock and pull these guys out. >> as luck would have it, a member of the abc family, dana, is chilean. >> that's right. >> so what has this been like for a daughter of chile? this is unlike anything these people have seen. >> it's unlike anything i've ever seen. i've been following this story since the beginning. i've been personally affected by it and when i heard i had the opportunity to cover it, i had is he, you have to promise yourself not to cry, you have to be objective and all that just went out the window the moment i saw the capsule hit the floor in that mine. i was crying and you get so he motional, you know. you understand when you hear these chants. i've chanted them myself. i saw them in south africa at the world cup and these are soccer chants they're turning

into inspirational chants. you know, when they say, "come on, chile, we have to win," they turn it into, "come on, chile, we have to get them out," and it strikes a completely different nerve and just, you're overwhelmed with emotion. >> for people who may not know where economy lay is on a map, where is this national identity within south america and how does this affect it? >> you know, this is a typical country. the incident happening, this has brought the country together. a national identity, you know, is -- nobody ever knows who we are. i'm always the very first chilean anybody's ever met. it's been wonderful exposure to show what they can accomplish here. >> it's stunning. >> we had the tragic history in the '70s and that's what people remember. now we're making our way in the history books with something that's a wonderful story. we're always covering these natural disasters and for once, we get to be excited and talk about miracles and it's a healthy thing. >> hopefully it continues thus

far the way it's been. for the previous record for men trapped underground in china, it was 25 days. they shattered that record. kept these men physically and mentally healthy. proud to be a chilean and rightly so. >> many of the men have turned to their faith. they had religious statues lowered down into the mine. some have taken over spiritual leaders and something i think, it's been very understated but at the same time played a very simple role in keeping them hoping and praying for a miracle and it's happening. >> it's happening. thanks for sharing it up. >> gracias. >> de nada. i want to check out what's happening next. we're looking in as we bring in jeffrey kofman. come on back in. let's see what -- this is the sixth miner on deck right now. i guess we're looking at live pictures perhaps the minister of mines visiting some of the families who has been really hailed as a hero throughout this

effort in addition to the new president of this country. yeah, there he is. he's hugging some of those as well. >> i think we're actually seeing them hovering around the base of the winch. our monitor has a bunch of images on it. but i guess they're now getting ready for number six. >> his name is osman araya. age 30. he was thinking about a career change because of the safety issues. this mine is, people have been digging in this desert for 140 years, 130 years if. >> this man start in 1889. it's one of the oldest mines in the area and you can imagine, when they started digging this mine, they used kerosene lamps and happened picks. there are 1800 mines in this region alone and the problem was there were only two mining

inspectors for the region. that's something the government is going to address and the people will insist they address. as we heard, chile has a remarkably good safety record. this mine was an anomaly, there were a dozen or so like it that have since been closed because of this tragedy. >> miners around the world watching this with rapt interest because nothing like this ever been done but the next man up for rescue sent a video message to his wife. he said, "i love you so much, sweetheart. i will never leave you. i will fight to the end to believe with you. that fight about to end." >> diana's right, this story gets you. it's impossible not to be moved and get a lump in your dloet at times. and i think, as reporters, bim, how often do we cover a story where there simply are not divisions by religion, nationality, politics. everybody wants to see these men out and it's happening. chile's pulling it off with some help from other countries, but

this country has really done something extraordinary and shown that it can do what it sets out to do. it's an amazing testimony as to the determination and that precision. >> i don't know if we can see. there's the giant flywheel, the chilean flag we saw in the corner. it's like a sporting event. people have scorecards. 33 faces and check one off as each man comes up. >> they really will be -- they're about to enter what the nasa doctors who came down here said, the fifth phase of the mine collapse and that is the post-release and they said, it's interesting when they came down here, they talked to the chilean psychologist and they identified four phases within the mine that they said, no, no, you've got to plan for one that's going to be traumatic in its own way and that's once they're out of here.

that's were they face now and, in fact, they have been given media coaching. as we've noted, there are well over a thousand journalists from 33 countries. this is one of the most watched and scrutinized media events ever and these men will be famous for life, their lives forever changed and the chilean government has taken a very interesting approach. they said, we've given them help but once they're out, it's up to them if they want psychological counseli counseling, if they want financial counseling, we'll try to help them, but we're not going to tell them what to do. >> yeah. well, life, as they know it, is changing with every successful rescue. this has been such a treat to bring this to you live on the west coast. we appreciate you staying up for this extended edition of "nightline." of course, it's going to continue for the next 24, 36 hours, who knows, but we'll have the latest for you tomorrow morning on "good morning america." until then for jeffrey kofman and all of us here at abc news,

until then for jeffrey kofman and all of us here at abc news, good night, america. captions by vitac

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first step to forever my story on tape. >> the my first day has been sort of mythologized as biber's dating disaster. i took her to king's, a buffet restaurant. yes, i wore a white shirt. yes, i got spaghetti with meatballs. no this was not the brightest idea. but it was a big drama too. the big story around the world, even bigger than the justin story today. after two months being trapped underground in chile, crews are at hard work, rescuing 33 copper miners the got a couple up already. the rescue was to start last week. unfortunately, two hours before they were able to start, bp came in and plugged the hole.

so, they can't help themselves now. but they drilled a rescue tunnel. it took them weeks to finish it now they're pulling the men up one by one in what looks like one of the vacuum tubes they have at the drive-through bang. you know, you see, put your money in it, squishes through the thing. i miss those. i tell you something the i love those [ bleep ] things. i really did. sorry for cursing. because only one person can get in the capsule at a time it may take a couple days to get them all out. one miner has a wife and mistress, who found each other at the rescue site. they were there waiting for him. he has asked to be rescued last. actually all the miners were arguing who goes last. to be polite they're saying you can go first. and, it makes me wonder if they're getting paid. that would be some serious overtime, right? there are scientists down there from nasa helping out. building rescue shaft was remarkable feat of engineering i've don't know how it works or

anything works to be honest the fortunately there are people much smarter than i working on all sorts of important things. tonight we pay tribute to them with our installment of "this week in science." >> this week in science. >> a new study suggests voting for a winning candidate may make some men want to watch pornography. >> good work scientists. >> i'm pretty sure everything makes men want to watch pornography. this is something i saw on the news. parents of a 6-year-old boy who lives in fort scott, kansas, are very upset with their son's first grade teacher because of an ill-advised act. >> a first grade art project has two parents in kansas so upset they're moving their son to another school in another city. on monday, 6-year-old, he came home wearing this white cone shaped mask. his parents say the mask looks leak a ku klux klan hat.

>> a creative shape the kids can take different directions the i had kids make nights, princesses, put a crown, a cowboy hat, you can, take it in directions. >> is could be an upside down snow cone cup. a spy v spy guy or little grand wizard from the klan. sometimes it is possible to have too much imagination. the lesson there. this is fairly amazing. there is an elephant at a zoo in south korea that apores to be able to talk. the elephant is named kosic, for four years he has been saying various korean words. the e fant says things in korean. i can't even say things in korean. this is, why is it four years to figure out about this. a cat pounds on the keyboard on youtube, gets 50 million views. an elephant. here's the story pretty cool. >> 20-year-old kosic can remember and vocalize seven

words in korean. hi. lie down. oh, that was korean for good. according to his keeper, kim jong cap, pronounce yags has improved a great deal. >> you see something? hold on a second. i want to stop the show. what happened the elephant was discussioning korean, so the korean guy was speaking el fanlt. that's it. that's where there is a little bit of miscommunication. you understood that, right, uncle frank? >> right the i always understand everything. >> and just because i got the bieber fever, let's go back for justin bieber's book on tape.

>> and i was like, baby, baby, baby, oh. like, baby, baby, no. like, baby, baby, baby oh. baby, baby, baby baby, baby, oh. and i was like, baby, baby. >> wow. pretty good. we have a good show tonight. from dancing with the stars, mike, the situation. and music from hugo. and jay-z. and right back with bruce willis.

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>> jimmy: joining us tonight the latest celebrity to be kicked off "dancing with the stars" mike the situation sorantino and his partner will be here. then later the first artist signed to jay z's new record label, here with music from his forthcoming album "old tyme religion" hugo from the bud light stage. with his version of the song "99 problems." tomorrow night -- gabourey sidibe, comedy duo tim & eric, and music from mark ronson. and then thursday katherine heigl, julia stiles, and music from nas and damian marley. so a good night. after co-starring in their new movie together our first guests tonight swore they'd never leave each other's side. every again. the new movie is called "red."

>> bad move, grandpa. ♪ "red" opens in theaters friday, please say hello to mcclane and mccoy, bruce willis and karl urban.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming first of all. you guys were savagely beati the crap out of each other the here you arch guess you made up. >> yes, we have. >> jimmy: how long does it take to shoot something like that? >> ten days. >> ten days. >> jimmy: what's with this accent? what's with this accent. >> i always feel like a fool and star trek seemed look you were an american. then i realize i had been duped. a you were duped. prescriptions d >> jimmy: did you know this, bruce? did you become friends will it end when the blue ray dvd comes >> okay. lifelong thing?

>> jimmy: as far as, i mean -- well as far as living in new zealand, when did you first become aware of the phenomenon known as bruce willis. sorry you are sitting here while i say this, bruce? >> well, i think i was about 8, maybe 9. it was a little show called "moonlighting." >> jimmy: you guys got "moonlighting" over there? [ applause ] >> i watched it religiously. >> bruce, how old were you when you first saw star trek? >> 8. >> jimmy: 8 years old. do you know each other's birthdays and that sort of thing? >> i do. august 7. >> jimmy: is that right? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: it is. well, do you know bruce's

birthday? >> i do, june the 53rd. >> that's charming. >> jimmy: you should know his birthday. not the other way around. do you understand. this is a national treasure we have here for god sake. so you guys, by the way i love the movie. i will give you the highest compliment that can be given, i have a friend, james baby doll dixon, falls asleep within four seconds of sitting every single time. there he is. that's him, that is typical evening. he sleeps with his eyes open. terrifying, really. so, last night, we sit down to watch the movie. i figured he is going to be gone, by, i mean really before the theme song is done playing at the beginning. and, he stayed, he was awake through the whole film that's how good it was. it. >> it is a good one. >> jimmy: if the movie wasn't good would you come out and lie? you would?

>> i would. i have lied. i have liedn the past. not about this fillm. but i have lied. >> jimmy: would you care to name any specifics. >> i'm sure you could pick a handful. there are seven or eight. >> jimmy: there is -- an all-star cast to say the least. morgan freeman in the movie. you have got mary louise parker. helen miren shooting a sniper rifle. i found erotic. i really did. >> so good. >> jimmy: richard dreyfuss. ernest borgnine. >> john malkovic >> jimmy: that's right. you know them all too. you're relatively new to doing this sort of thing, i imagine it's like, you know kind of exciting to work with bruce, and, but bruce do you -- do you

like get excited at this point do you get excited about working with anyone? or is this like, well -- they should be excited about working with me? >> yeah, the first guys to get involved in "redc" and we inherited such a great, great cast. i was very excited. >> jimmy: who were you most excited to meet in the group? >> richard dreyfuss. >> jimmy: richard dreyfuss. >> jaws. we were calling him jaws. not to his face. >> jimmy: i don't think he played jaws in the movie. >> he was hooper. >> jimmy: what was funny. ran into richard dreyfuss on my honeymoon, an airport in martha's vineyard, guys working sky caps, spotted him. started yelling tinman as loud as they can. tin man, tin man. richard dreyfuss, took it well. think he would be okay being called jaws.

>> i never said it in front of him. i recently watched jaws should be in the theaters right now. jaws. do you like it? >> jimmy: if they could put it in 3-d. they will reput it. they did the third one in 3-d. jaws is great. jaws caused me stress. i didn't go to the beach until i was 27 years old i think. and, carl, how about you with this group? i mean, like, like a guy like ernest borgnine, do you, are you too young to even know what he meant to -- >> no, not at all. i knew quite a to of his films. he was pretty amazing to work with. he was 93 years old. he came in, did a full day at the office. incredible. >> jimmy: 93. >> . i am not talking, he told us, this wardrobe girl came up and said, oh, ernie, you know, i just love awful your fill of yo you are 93, you are still

working what's the secret to your longevity? he looked at her, and he said to her, well, honey, i masturbate, twice a day. >> twice a day? >> jimmy: they love that. they only respond to word masturbate. did you avoid shaking hands with him or -- >> yes. >> jimmy: wow that is amazing. >> put it there, putt there. >>immy: i would love to see that. see a video of that happening. >> we brought a clip. >> jmy: you did bring a clip? >> it's pretty graphic. >> jimmy: what the -- >> it's in 3-d. >> oh, oh, nice. oh. >> 3-d. >> jimmy: john malkovich seeps look an interesting guy, how i